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test

Hello, I’m here for the grigget.

what’s his name

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TEST CRICKET
BEST CRICKET

Yanks are disgusting

For me, it’s Tame Impala’s kazoo player Cameron Bancroft tttt

test

cricket

best

in

Test /cric/ best /cric/

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Test be’s the best

5 day cricket?
now thats the ticket!

France cries out for a cricket loving president

night on the town smashing the piss with Mark Vermeulen

bring dimuth and Jessie along too

got toil later but only for an hour or so

Banitsa on the cards?

had it already

i wonder where in Melbourne i can get some Banista like baba used to mae

THE STEREO SOUNDS STRANGE

I know that if you hide

hello i am here haha

the banitsa cricket trophy

the anxiety show

heated mate?

me on smashing puss tonight watch

/cric/ on international playboys watch

based Mackaybro

where’s sebbo

cultivating mass no doubt

unit

business idea: become famous for talking in literally nothing but Yea Forums gimmicks IRl

yes, let's use our precious time when he isn't shitting up the thread to discuss him, very good

been done mate
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this Joker movie has definitely brought out the pseuds on Yea Forums, "people" are literally arguing about the sociological importance of their epic clown pepe variation.

think its ironic mate
nevertheless I told them all to have sex

memes are in a dire state on Yea Forums, everything is just a pepe or feelsguy edit

I admire you trying to see the best in a situation, but I'm not as optimistic and I doubt they will take onboard your sage advice.

just finished my phd in cricket lads and this is my peer reviewed conclusion

>mensa tier
fielding/keeping, spin bowling
>high iq tier
pace and swing bowling
>windowlicking tier
batting

pouring with rain
haven't had anyone in the shop all morning
might install steam on the laptop and see what it can run

bet DMC 4 vanilla would run a stable 60

I was thinking more FTL, havent played that in yonks
or maybe abe's oddysee

what do you sell

clothes

snuck a cheeky museli bar before dinner haha mum would freak if she knew

Cave Story mate

Have you messed around with FTL mods much? The game balance ones that fix a lot of the obnoxious shit make it a lot more fun

just went for a huge Plovdiv tinder

can't say that I have, might check it out
remember that being a very big thing on Yea Forums circa 2008, feel I have missed the boat at this point

game came out in 2002 or some shit lad
basically the first indie game

will like basic bitch guitar music forever simple as

mid to late 00s p4kcore for me

that was probably the time I was most obsessed with music so I still listen to a lot of stuff from that era
what is playing in the shop at the moment you ask? it's the kinks

didn't actually ask mate but thanks

actually upon rereading your previous post, you didn't ask, thats correct.
but everyone else was giving unsolicited music opinions so I think you're a bit out of order taking me to task on this

when's cricket back on

not talking about mickey mouse ipl shit

yeah fair was perhaps a bit out of line

you say that, but in the eyes of many, ipl is the real cricket and tests are the sideshow

sickening

in the eyes of many subhuman plebs

Test Cricket Best Cricket.

It’s the only format I even watch anymore anyway.

same

will watch the world cup but other formats generally just bore me

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will be voting Labor this election

weird how the sport of T20(the spin-off game loosely based on cricket )is so popular. Just weird for a sport so young to be so popular . Unique

bender lined up for tomorrow
got the piss, mate got the gear, other mate got the venue

won’t be voting in the election

honestly the series against you guys last summer was one of the most entertaining england series in a long time. said it many times but I've never seen the ball swing for as long before. if we get similar conditions in the ashes I can see a few sub 100 scores, even without sandpaper

my only criticism of tests as a whole is that I feel the character of a lot of grounds is being slowly diminished. sure lord's still has the quirk of the slope and the oval remains a batting paradise, but the other grounds? you have no idea what sort of pitch you are going to get
think similar things have been happening in aus, you used to be able to set your watch to how each individual venue would play but now with drop-in pitches etc, you just aren't getting any continuity, or if you are, it's lifeless flatties

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spoiled my ballot last election, will probably not even bother to leave the house next time

yeah happened here

WACA is gone, Perth Stadium is too big and doesn't have any of the Perth winds that made the WACA so good
SCG barely turns anymore
MCG is a road
Gabba is a road

think it's time to reduce the kicking time to 20 seconds to speed games up

wait, what am I saying? the oval in the last ashes was the juiciest greentop you will ever see
unfortunately the australian top order figured out how to leave the ball and we got pumped heavily

absolute state of British politics

The world of shared stadiums, Sim Cityesque one size (big) fits all and drop-in pitches have ripped out the soul. Not that I hate the new Adelaide Oval, but it used to be a unique place in the world

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Adelaide at least has good games

miss the WACA a lot. horrible to attend but it made for good cricket.
some family friends from England stayed with my parents for two weeks a few months ago and one of the big things on their list for Australia was visiting the WACA. won't be getting that with the stadium I don't think

SCG was always my favourite australian venue purely in terms of looks(original opinion)

got some decent stands but it's a bit of a mess when you're there. don't really rate it but yeah it's probably the best looking Australian one

big fan of Lords, Queenstown and Dharamsala myself.

is uggo as shit now

are the barmy army more obnoxious at home or abroad?

does it matter?

soul
V
soulless
also got to love Adelaide's staunch refusal to build upwards, skyscrapers are a hellscape

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despite the memes I actually find brie larson quite attractive
think it's because she looks a lot like a girl I work with

btfo'd some climate change deniers lads

always good for a laugh

not really. good lads but reckon they get a bit annoying away at smaller venues. see the last NZ series

barmy army are deanos

you think they're bad? The entire concept of a cheer squad just attracts the worst of humanity

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barmy army without their chants are painfully lame
nothing but tired convict banter all day

wouldn’t be seen dead with the barmy army

Concerning lack of women in that list.

think you’d have to pay me 10k to join in one of their chants

Did you just assume they're genders? Fucking bigot.

>they're genders
what's up with /pol/ and being completely, irrevocably retarded?

think there’s less random nutjobs in bulgaria than in Brighton , but the nutjobs here are bigger nutters

watching 'kissing my actual sister' on YouTube

Man needs a link la

trig'ed the lefty newcunt ladies

search it mate

fewer

reminder cricket is a right wing sport

Sex with girl’s haha

hello friends

not going to lie but that video made me rock hard

meh. Informal environment

I never miss an opportunity to make that correction on 4channel.org

police walked in for chaminda vaas
I said he ain't here but he sure went past
ohhh you're looking for
chaminda vaas

reckon they fucked immediately after mate?

seemd pretty slanderous

Joker looks pretty good?

already posted in /afl/ sorry pal

>/afl/
imagine admitting that

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anyone else completely nauseated by obesity? Would like to watch this but had to switch it off

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yeah our Indian series was the best in ages, especially the first two tests
I loved the last ashes when it was on but looking back it just seems so predetermined and obvious

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cats popping out moggies

oooooo...... ooooooo ooooooo

disgusts me tbqh

it's really frustrating, I'd love to watch a road trip through middle America visiting historical hamburger shops, but they've got some ugly, bloat straight out of the WH40K Chaos realm that I have to watch eating?

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feeling pretty good today

the sebbo show

might just score a muscular ton, lads

whole episode getting him in frame

how do we correct the record RE the pernicious lie that the Irish are good at music, singing and story-telling?

the latter is definitely true, the best English language writer was Irish

now don't hold those cards so close to your chest. Tell us who it is.

about to drop a truthbomb

*desperately looks up the name of Irish author that's not Joyce*

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is that even a thing? I know the irish are renowned for their literature and poetry but music?
to be honest the irish are mostly used as a punchline here

Joyce obviously

want others? Beckett, Wilde, Yeates, Heaney the list goes on

not really, never seen anyone online who rates the Irish for anything other than their writing and never met anyone who rates the Irish for anything in real life

that's coming from someone with Irish parents too

im half irish myself and I take great joy in denigrating the country and its inhabitants even though I have visited many times and always have a good time

think there is nothing more Irish than hating the Irish if I'm honest

absolutely, the plebs eat up Celtic shit as well as U2, Pogues, Cranberries, Stiff Little Fingers and of course the eternal Yea Forums obsession with My Bloody Valentine. Also see Riverdance. Sad!

>the list goes on
>the list stops
what did he mean by this?

the list goes on is a meme m8

fuck you've got some shocking opinions though, mbv are objectively good

Lol

hmm

nah, I prefer musicianship and songwriting

my bloody valentine are half english and therefore english

my bloody valentine are completely shit and therefore not good

I can listen to a song 10-20 times and love it without ever really listening to the lyrics

late night banger lads?
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I never really listen to lyrics if I'm honest
simply don't care they're always shit anyway

I've grown to love the lyric in certain songs but it's absolutely never the reason I liked the song in the first place

fantastic song! I except nothing less from Minnesota's best.

literally me

so true

insomnia is ruining my life lads

magic mushrooms lad

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Insomnia Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Go To Bed Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

Just had a peak in the tennis thread. Worrying scenes

big yikes

why are non native English speakers on this site invariably completely maladjusted weirdos

stick to sleep and wakeup times every day. get exercise. I went through this same shit for 1 year

dreaming of making mad love to my girl on the heath
tearing of tights wit my teeth
I can't get get no sleep

owl city - fireflies

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duduuududududududuuduududuuduu

cricket?

yes mate big cricket

only interested in the bairstow/warner rape train so will not be following the 1st innings

ranga and a manlet
both filled with a lifetime of pent up rage and ready to release

running out of ideas

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where did all these darkies in Australia come from?
don't think I'd seen an African before until 2012 now they're becoming uncommon

probably africa mate

yeah just didn't know we were letting them in
not racist just noticing the demographic change

emphasising that I'm not racist won't tolerate any accusations of the sort

picking my nose

Honestly sad I didn’t get to show Zachy my high-test roast after it was complete.

Did you ever do the Laughing Man one?

Perhaps do commercial brands as well. Like Unilever or Tesco or Rio Tinto or something.

post it here

4mb image limit

Lot of cricket discussion here lads, no need to worry about the janny

Some of the Africans I’ve met are really nice. The tradies however are dumb unhygienic swines.

ama about cricket

yeah quite like the ones I've met

much better than the siff effricins

>delhi capit-ulators

one two
do a poo
three four
poo on the floor
five six
poo on my dick
seven eight
poo smells great
nine ten
poo again

Good post

Sekiro is fucking hard

love it though

the virgin Sekiro
the Chad Risk of Rain 2

/cric/
>more like colonial /cucks/
go knights

real sense of impending doom for mankind

yeah starting to feel it more myself

my mistake, it was just gas from the cabbage

>turn on "IPL"
>some high pitched squeeky guy called Shiv is sucking off some players
>some dyke repeats 3 sentences over and over

What is wrong with these commentators? Miss Tony Greig lads....

Lads check this out: smelly crapoostools

T20? For me it’s a no from me

>tfw no time to play games
;_;

kek

post GOAT wags

For me, it’s dom bess’s qt af gf who also works as a social manager for somerset

instagram.com/phoebe_slee

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I prefer to judge women on their personality lad

Is working for a cricket team not a sign of an absolutely based personality?

upon reflection, you're right

really been appreciating kate bush a lot recently

Lads stunning news. Peterborough council has come through finally. Shall finally have council housing in May.

Joni >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kate Bush

I like both, there is no need to compare them
but you are wrong

Canada and Finland are friends and have a bigger peepee than /cric/

>actually posting here with that disgraceful flag

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oh yes whatever would we do without *snigger* finns

Prince was a devotee to both, you can hear their influence in tonnes of his stuff

With Finns you Win. They have bigger peepee than you I measured.

Bit going on here

Yes but we have bigger poopoos

'za for dindin bla
>sauteed spinach
>garlic
>zucchini
>kalamata
>red onions
>portabella
>brocco
et wala

Mate I’m fucking starving

would've shared 50:50 if you were here tbqh ngl bla x

bit going on there

Gonna have a fish finger Sarni with ketchup and mayo
Might watch a film

that's how i like me 'za
simple as x

Best pizza is home slice in neals yard
Highly recommend. It’s fucking massive

not sure i'd call that many toppings simple as anything, but i suppose it would be acceptable in that one coke commercial

nice one

anyone tuned into this newport west by-election? quite interesting

very qt

ya, but this is one way i can clear up leftover veggies bla
will remember that nxt time i cross the pond bla x

>ya, but this is one way i can clear up leftover veggies bla
I'm upgrading you from "based" to "epic" in my book lad. Good show.

Bobby with that tool and the “fuck Chelsea, Chelsea are shit” videos are the only things that will never fail to make me laugh

tabla x

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labour won :^) feels good to have a proper left wing party

so true

oooo gd gd

coffee on the cards

art museum date on the cards

what the fuck kind of art would fucking tucson have lmao

mexican mud art i reckon.

Devo - Mongoloid

shoeys are Reddit

just popped in for a cheeky nandos

/hoc/ rools, /cric/ eats Paki stools.

imagine naming a city Tucson and pronouncing it too-sonn

big dic cric
laffin stoc coc hoc

Imagine not living in Arizona. Literally the greatest pitches in the world.

...

Founding director of the Tucson Grubs CC, founder’s circle member of Pima County Criquettes CC, board member and Mr. and Mrs. Sebastian Hogg Sr. Chair of cricketing promotion for the Southwestern Arizona Athletic Club.

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Only oldGODs like me remember the rosbif meme

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SHALL be winning $11m powerball tomorrow night and donating it all to the Burmese Cricket Association.

akko may have 2 INT but sebbo has 0 INT and 800 LBS

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sounds like a pretty good tank

yeah a septic tank

is little witch academia any good /cric/

i didn't like it.

It's quite nice.
As expected of sebbo the lebbo plebbo

For me, it's Diana and Akko yuri

i'm sebbo

akko = /hoc/
diana = /cric/

so true

so wait which is the uke and which is the seme?

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hate grad applications

Just remember mate, your test score and your GPA are pretty much all that matter. If it's a PhD and you're applying for grants or something then your research topic might matter a bit. Beyond that, little matters. Your personal statement only matters to the extent you fuck it up. Otherwise it's only used to differentiate between you and other applicants with substantially similar scores.

cup of tea lads

what kind lad

english breakfast mate

milk or no milk and if yes how much and what colour tea did that produce mate?
ta

tiny amount of milk

produced a dark brown tea

for me it is light brown

so true

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Basically the shade of mdf. That's the sweet spot

sebbo the big fat Hispanic lebbo from Guantanamo

bit too milky for me tb h

good lad

literally me
a story so true

Haven’t fired up Bloodborne in yonks.

want to play it but I refuse to buy a ps4 simply for that
nowt else I'm interested in on the platform

Absolutely adore the average Indian’s English

BASED FUCKING ALCHY LOCKS

Thinking of bringing my BASEDstation with me when I come back for the next semester lads

for me it's the shade of melamine

Americans aren't allowed to have opinions on tea

well to be fair there isn't any tea in it, just milk

which is why it's that shade haha

SHALL be watching the IPL game tonight lads

unironically think the OP here is sebbo

na m8, for me it's chipotle

for me its watching kohli lose then blame the dew

seriously how the hell do antipoodeans get away with talking about "the jew" on the telly and radio so much?

happy friday boyos

might watch peter siddle getting a hatrick on his birthday to celebrate

Watching Harry Potter lads

I reccy it if you're looking for a good film octology to watch

For me, it was watching RCB lose after a cheeky no ball by M’linga

why'd you delete your museum date post?

Don't like fags.
Don't like pakis.
Simple as that.

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keeping one eye on Pattisnon playing for Nottinghamshire tonight lads

nudge racism and homophobia for 1

too cold in Plovdiv today state of it

Happy Friday to you too :D

a nice warm banista should do the trick

Last night I drank 8 cans of San Miguel and watched golf videos on YouTube until 3am I really need a gf lads

is alchy locks =George

can’t stand San Miguel find it undrinkablen

I wouldn’t say I’m an alchy

SEA cannot into beer, better than China though

you’re not alchy locks then

No that’s someone else

fair to say the British contingent of /cric/ enjoy their Booze

Oi Duke of Dorset you here mate?

worst beer on the planet right here

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Cop my black balls on your chin

Don’t mind a bottle of tsingtsao mate
Better than a lot of lagers

Imagine poojibul applying for residency in a white country.

Singha isn't bad. Chang is ok too. Aussie bogans love Bintang.

Larue and Leo are peng but you only get them in Vietnam and Thailand respectively

vince and burns opening or Jennings and burns?

Chang, Angkor and Leo are the only drinkable beers in SEA.

BASED ELITEMO- ohnonononononononononnonononononnoo

>high contact
LOL WUT
HOLY FUCK THIS UMPIE IS AWFUL

yeah, I'm thinking this is the /afl/ thread

for me it’s Stolichno bock

/afl/ runs /cric/

reckon /afl/ is a more autistic sport than crickrrt

friendly reminder shoaib akhtar killed bob woolmer

have watched a few grand finals because I used to live with a couple of australians
can't say I ever really had the best grasp of what was happening

sounds like an extreme accusation mate
got any evidence to support that?

cant wait for elite James Vince and Mark Wood win the ashes for England

favourite mate?
goblet for me. very cheesy and self aware

Honestly, south east asian lagers > yuro lagers.

was nice when Jarvis Cocker and Jonny Greenwood did cameos playing in the band

I read the books growing up and honestly, was never really a fan of the films
they have some good moments but idk. just didnt feel them overall
and I have no idea who's choice it was to totally tint the last 3 films with murky green, but it's awful and I hate it

so true

that said, there were several inspired pieces of casting in that series and I don't hate it overall. perfectly decent just always been a bit lukewarm on them. won't have watched any of them more than twice

loved reading Prisoner of Azkaban and the order of phoenix desu

the virgin Harry Potter
the Chad His Dark Materials

wasnt order of the phoenix the ANGST ANGST ANGST one

kino
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late night banger lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=fPO76Jlnz6c

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Loved the half blood prince film
super comfy for most of the film then dumbledore gets popped at the end

this absolutely slaps

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snape still treated like harry like complete shit his whole life even if he did do his gay double agent stuff
certainly wouldnt have named a child after him

for me, it's dual blades

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spoilers mate

never cared for Les Mis, for me it's Cats and West Side Story

how about I spoil ur fucking bunghole

always some gold in these things though
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settle down mate, have a banista

going to 100% gay out when the movie gets released
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Les Mis is the test cricket of west end musicals
Haven’t seen cats tbf

so true

wow, imagine being this wrong. I'd literally die of shame

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wasn’t me

ALW is /ourguy/

yeah very shit

pirsoner of Azkaban was the best

just classic Rowling retconning shit

be the cricket that you want in the world

Didn't know this existed

>Let them hurl their worst my way
>None can break my wicket or my heart
My word.

Phantom of the Opera for me

didn't care for Le Mis

youtu.be/RAgCVS2HLt0
Holy shit it’s the best song of all time

Eat your heart out Daniel!

I'm guessing we've got 30 minutes tops until this fuckit is a scholar of 80s musicals

was literally about to say that lmao

*farts*

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lads i think i have Alzheimers

why

why what?

based

ran into a bloke with I was quite good mates with for quite a long time

was quite friendly but got nothing but rudeness in return. quite hurt

hmm possible u pissed him off and u dont remember?

nah thing were quite cordial when I last saw him in 2015

how old? 25-30? very normal. Quarterlife crisis is real.

24

he opened with
>I never thought I'd see you again
very rude

Kek

Is there anything Sebbo doesn’t know about? Think he might be the smartest man on earth

test cricket

he doesnt know when to stop eating

hard to tell over the Internet whether that's you being sensitive or them being purposefully abrasive. Wouldn't be too worried about it either way, people change minute to minute.

>I never thought I'd see you again
if he literally said that, he's fraught with insecurity. I'm not taking your side or anything because as far as I'm concerned you might be someone no sensible person wants to meet. But they definitely think that they should be better than you, but they also accept that they're not. I'd just dab hard.

Kek

think I’m coming down with something. Feel slightly woozy and nauseous

Literally ate a whole dog on his own the other day the absolute mad lad

May or may not have accidentally poisoned myself lads will update you in due course

have some herbal tea

Ironically I think ive poisoned myself by making herbal kombucha tea. Maybe it’s unrelated to that

i love kombucha tea

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I’M FEELIN ROUGH
I’M FEELIN RAW
I’M IN THE PRIME OF MY LIFE

New weyes blood and PUP albums out today. Good artists

banger

wish it were the 90s forever

our fucking thread is on autosage again lads

youtube.com/watch?v=0mepgStK5QU

cheap fuel, milk bars, sony discman

good times

why are people so intimidated by /cric/?

seems that weyes blood is apparently elite

just been downhill since 2000

new jannies only to be expected

they'll give up in a month

;_;

know the name but have never listened to weyes blood

letterkenny is so bad

ME AND MICHAAAAAAAEELLLLLLLLL

>Canadian humour
what went do wrong

20 cent bag thanks

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for me it’s

jjjjjjjjJJJJJameSSSSSssssss

want to go back

SOMEONE SAID THEY LEFT TOGETHER
I RAN OUT THE DOOR TO GET HER

bet those are zoomer lyrics

high IQs
Big dicks
Sensitive

SHE WAS HOLDING HANDS WITH TREVOR
NOT THE GREATEST FEELING EVER

Building up a fart since afternoon. Might let it out in a few minutes.

zoomers are a soulless plague
youtube.com/watch?v=ETNRfcNIl2w

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would kill myself if I wasn’t a broad middle shouldered middle class Englishman

whatever you say drunky. Naturally suicide involves having convictions so it's not for you

>involves having convictions so it’s not for you
Elaborate

something very grim about Australia

Elaborate

just realising that people are absolute scum here more per capita than any other anglo population but south africa

dam that sucks

>people are absolute scum
How so mate?

just not many nice people around is there

lots of feral cunts lots of stuck up arrogant rich cunts lots of smarmy Redditors etc

chat.whatsapp.com/FRUy8kEoqGbGGZcBqYtco6

suicide involves bravery and courage. Two concepts that you do not personify.

elaborate

you're a coward

how

>h-how
just a hunch. You're also balding

and you’re a beta who gets mogged by Australian chads and then logs on to the Yea Forums cricket board to literally bawl his eyes out about them oh nononono hahahhaha go to bed beta boy

>beta
>mogged
>chads
>nonononono
>beta
I'm sure you can stuff a few more buzzwords in there, holy shit! And you missed "cope" somehow.

M O G G E D

is the hungover mouth vomit a prefix or a suffix? And how do you pronounce it exactly?

what

Seldom have I ever questioned the end
Still I grow frost when I’m reminded
Euphemisms on a loop interchange
Which hands get to turn the final page?
In whose throat belongs the swan song
Crisis, warming, denial, change?

what

Reckon that new Harry Potter musical goes hard

Lori Petty is my 90s waifu, she's mine not yours

In honour of the new county season, I'll spend the next hour taking vocaroo song requests. Comfy folk songs preferably, and preferably ones I know rather than obscure shit, but it's up to you.

something of Carrie and Lowell your choice mate

>and preferably ones I know rather than obscure shit,

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for me, it’s the title track

yes

all of me wants all of you too

Based, love that album, so I'll do a few from it. Don't think my voice really suits it, but VERY comfy tunes nonetheless. Here's the first

vocaroo.com/i/s0zIepRYtu6G

BASED

Second

vocaroo.com/i/s0MDWJ4g6r0h

And one more which isn't from that album, but is a nice comfy one to play

vocaroo.com/i/s0NH5YNkls3L

good lad

unironically really good, sounds way better than you’re poppier covers but I guess that’s cause it’s better music

youtube.com/watch?v=326WpN3wMUo
>Me, I only got one belief
>Everything's worse than it seems

fuck your fee-fee frou-frou folk

very nice dear bro

Still mad that my favourite player brenton didn't get picked for IPL. He was unbeatable in his maiden innings and still wasn't considered.

its alright mate we're autosaged you dont need to be on topic

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Thanks lad, think it's probably better cos it's the sort of music I love too. My voice is too dissimilar to Sufjan's to do really good covers, but he's one of my favourite artists at the mo

youtube.com/watch?v=mG9NLsixCGA

The Microphones - I Want Wind to Blow

reckon it'd suit your voice

Haven't heard that one before. There's not any chords online - there's some tab that doesn't look too difficult, but it'd still take me a little while to learn. Maybe next time I'm here.

>queery and poowell
>alt cuntry shite
you guys will get some taste one of these decades

Have a comfy country tune in the meantime instead

vocaroo.com/i/s0SWuqEeTa5g

literally think every song on Carrie and Lowell is good, one of the rare albums where that is the case . Car seat headrest parred sufjan on twitter but that faggot has only written 1 , maybe 2 good songs in his life

car seat headrest is reddit furry the strokes

cringe

ive only heard illinois and michigan but I like both of them fine

if you don't think Sufjan is reddit you are in chronic denial

unironic 30+ year old croweater tells others what to think

age and geography doesn't make me wrong, bet you bob you head to John Butler too.

*breathy voice and ukulele*

10/10

I agree! I don't know why, but I agree!

>my favourite bands? oh the usual, NIck Cave, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, Lou Reed, The Drones, all that cool stuff. Oh and Kanye, yeah I love hip hop for sure!

last for /hoc/

'dre russell
'nuff said bla x

>poouthee

>OMG Constellation Records is so epic!

r?/cricket ama