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>Be pizza delivery driver
>Go to Nigger's house
>He doesn't tip
Despite being only 20% of my pizza deliveries, African Americans are responsible for 85% of my No-Tip runs
go knights
>it's been a year since the humboldt crash
jesus christ
Shall
I used to deliver pizzas almost exclusively to people in very wealthy area and even the blacks there did not tip. I think it’s genetic.
>green shirt day April 7th
>April 7th is a Sunday
I'll be sitting on my couch in solidarity with humboldt I guess
Beginning of thread reminder to always wash your pucks
give me the rundown on this
can I get a quick rundown on what the dundon dispute concerns?
>go for my beer league game
>it's penis inspection day
i hate it when this happens
Tom Dundon = bad man
Why aren't there any japs in the NHL?
So literally nothing
>the inspector’s hands are cold again
for fuck sakes
ya but why
have you seen a jap over 5’6”?
I'm not boycotting a God damned thing. AAF deserves to die, because they include news and schedules in their threads. Casual fans casual league. You get what you deserve
probably won’t see a more based post for the rest of the week
Guy who owns the Canes steps in after the guys who started the AAF ran out of money due to incompetence.
Promised them $250m over the course of this season in order to fund everything. At week 5 of the season, weeks before the first season was even over, Dundon pulls out after having spent $70m thus forcing the league into bankruptcy and it's due to fold tomorrow.
>Invest in alliance football team
>realize league is going to fold
>attempt to minimize loss and recover as much money as possible and try to back out of contract.
/hoc/ just wants another reason to hate the canes
from what i've heard, he agreed to invest 250 million dollars into the aaf in like their second week of their season bc it was their original major investor backed out.
yesterday he folded the league, before their season is even over.
a lot of the seething fans are saying he only bought in because they were working on some "revolutionary" gambling app, and once he got the technology, he peaced out. i have no idea if this is all correct or not, but it's what i've read. he apparently lost 70 million in the investment (but got the app technology)
i watched 29 forever today and it was heartbreaking. it was an absolute tragedy that 16 white boys died in that accident. logan boulet, who died in the accident, donated his organs and already saved a babys life.
globalnews.ca
>told to hit the showers
>warned to not stay over 10 mins because the rape gnome got lose again
dammit gary
>colorado makes the playoffs
>gets to draft Jack Hughes thanks to Ottawa
Why is this allowed?
>investor is bad man for not wanting to lose more money
ok then
>white
glad they died desu
my stepdad used work in the trucking company. he said this one time he found a truck had a hole on the floor because pajeets would use it to take a shit instead of stopping somewhere
>taking gf to Cabo bc cheap af
Cringe or based?
fuck
uhhh here we've received warnings to not go to mexico because the cartel violence has become really bad in resorts, so cringe
kek she's going to cuck you with a mexichad
glad to see you shitskins arent helping improve the world at all
Enjoy getting robbed and shot by the cartels
What do they tell canadians about colombia?
>be hockey playing kids
>die
fuck trudeau for getting rid of the m*x*can visas fucking parasites
actually
>>be hockey playing kids
>get murdered by a shitskin
>the semi driver that killed 16 kids got only 9 years in prison
So this is the power of the Canadian law system huh
nothing as far as i know, but we're told to stay the fuck away from mexican resorts now
>be dead
p-please leave sticks outside and wear green shirts
he's getting deported after so there is that
i live 3000 miles away from any of this, so i'm way ahead of you.
ya it's pretty shit, but the bigger problem is there's no regulations. pajeets buy up truck companies and then they cut corners where they can
now the wild are out of the playoffs, i can sit back and relax.
but who should i go for in the play offs? i want canada to get a win, so i'm thinking flames. most kino would be flames vs leafs
justin actually strongly advises canadians to avoid it completely
>also deliver pizzas
>cleaning up store for closing
>niggers order 5 minutes before we close for delivery
>go on delivery
>no tip
pathetic fucking wastes of life.
they bring each other over on bogus skilled work visas. it changed sask trucking laws at least.
all i searched up was cartel violence and the first thing that came up was cabo. don't go to cabo m8, seriously
wait, what thread am i in
Holy shit that's scary. I went there just last year.
>hes posting in both threads
The absolute mad man
didnt know niggers were so WOKE
i stopped tipping this year
Is this /hoc/?
yeah idiot can you read?
no this is /cric/
"Mexico has more violent crime than Australia, although it rarely involves tourists. Shootings, including mass shootings, can occur in public places."
yikes
>ameritips
>"Mexico has more violent crime than Australia
Uh, no shit, because Australia banned guns 20 years ago.
Can we talk about how much the Stars suck
but seriously you guys, emo music really is for faggots
Round 2 of the WHL playoffs starts on Friday. Who do you guys have? Biggest surprises from round 1?
i watched like 1 game this season, and it was just to see bowen byram. he's bretty good, so i'm gonna pick the giants desu
Alright lads, who is winning the frozen four tomorrow?
I think Denver in an upset and UMD
Umass and UMD with Umass winning it all
byram is tearing it up for the giants so far. could be increasing his draft stock. even tho lethridge got elimited in the first round, dylan cozens was pretty good in the games he played.
eliminated*
Byrams shooting up artificially because the D class, like the rest of the draft, is weak as fuck. Even when I fucked around earlier in the year and said there'd be 4 dub players in the top 10, I included byram simply because there wasn't a better choice. Enjoy your career plug faggots.
Also, what are our thoughts on having a couple baileys before work? Hair of the dog deal
I've noticed that they tip higher than normal if they're involved in collegiate sports, medical field or a church
>projected top 5 pick is bad because there's no better other dman
those are some mental gymnastics
>a dman should go top 5 because one of the worst 5 teams in the league needs defensive help
1st round is always BPA, you're on crack
Oddly enough I just passed on a dman because I was first overall and regretted it because he would've developed in year one
>banned guns
is that what fox news tells you?
Set the record straight then, smart guy
or you can google it and stop being a dumb cunt for fucking 30 seconds of your miserable neet life.
so you don't know? then shut the fuck up you tea sipping faggot
based and btfo
which was the most disappointing team this year? for me, it's the flyers. thought they were turning that around.
Canada. Thought they had a chance but it looks like 26 years without winning the cup :(
probably the devlels. what the fuck is their problem?
>Penguins could still miss the playoffs
Rancid Pussy Hours
They're probably going to lose today too lmfao
isnt the player the team ends up drafting the player they considered BPA? teams dont exactly share their draft lists or tell the media their drafting plans, so how do you even know who they actually consider to be BPA?
Remember when every news site said Seth Jones was better than Mackinnon? Hahahahha
plenty of shot guns and rifles around. just no semi auto or full autos with pistols heavily regulated.
generally if you get shot in australia, you deserved it or you married it. they don't like it when sub 18 year olds get shot for sport.
rph
always a one and done team imo. no depth and a lot of career year out of hall and some meme rookies
but that's not the argument, he's saying byram doesn't deserve to be up there just because there's no other better dman which is plain wrong
for me, it's the entertainment guy
Can we kick out Deadmonton when Seattle joins. Yotes can stay as they are honorary snowbelt
I don't care about faggot sunbelt countries and their faggot laws. You have never won the cup and never will. Fuck you right in your pussy, you tea sipping faggot.
no
yotes staying in nhl but not in phx
sounds good to me m8
feel bad for the yotes, they're hopes for the playoffs end today
also we have rank a lot higher than you on the peronnel liberty index. :>
i still dont understand how the fuck they went all the way to the stan lee cup final that one year and then completely regressed to the cellar.
move em to quebec imo
for me? it's that new meg turney set. god she has a fat ass, i wanna use it as a pillow
like I said you're completely irrelevant to me in every way and you don't know anything about hockey. If I have any questions about pouring tea into my pussy and being a faggot I'll come find you.
australia won the cup lad
She is ugly
based oilers fans
>that guy that likes womens hockey
>webm poster
gay oilers fans
>that fag that always brings up politics
>that fag literally obsessed with vancouver
NOOOOOOOOO WHY DID WE GET SWEPT IN 5 BY QUICK. THAT WAS OUR YEAR WE WOULD HAVE COASTED ON THROUGH
YOU ARE
yeah but who cares, her ass is 10/10
no that was the 1st year
Seething
Looks like the USA capitol won it, faggot
>Yotes can stay as they are honorary snowbelt
According to who?
I didn't vote for them.
no >we were already regressing badly by then
The High Council of /hoc/ already voted on the matter
elias, marty, and zubrus all got old at once. parise and clarkson were gone, henrique regressed, and kovy was on his own. then he walked too lol
one of my biggest regrets in life is never using my gf's ass as a pillow desu
Fuck
no, that is australia. look closer.
the coyotes are basically like the slow and steady tortoise while all the other teams are like the incompetent hare.
Also that team was forchecking like crazy and working very hard if you watched them play. Plus they ran into Bryzgalov during a full meltdown
>when yr pillow braps
NOOOOOOOOO THE SEASON IS ALMOST OVER
why are there never teams with a frog logo?
frogs dont play hockey?
Virtanen and Markstrom for me
when i think of ice and winter i definitely start thinking of frogs and reptiles.
what do you think her braps smell like?
so true
Death
...
>only can sleep for a few hours at a time.
I just want to be able to sleep a solid 8 hours also sharks
I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for.
rude
it's simple
>exercise
>stop eating after 8
>stop using electronics an hour before you sleep
>sleep in a cold room
/hoc/ is here for you, pal
>reptiles
take a shower
hit the weights
have sex
go outside
get a clue
like a laday act LIKE A LADYYYYYYYYYY
ding-dong diddly
I came here for comfy RPH not relatable feels
BRAP LIKE A LADY
Pettersson, Edler, and Markstrom are so far beyond the others it's almost absurd
What do I do if I'm fucking a chick from behind and she braps?
is yvonne losing weight lads
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
Tfw back on night shift
Got the fan on high as we speak. I can't sleep period without one.
Slap her butt and laughter
>thinking about how meaningless life is during the crushing weight of empty silence
yeah i /fan/ too
seriously, get more exercise
breathe it in
Why does hoc hate shannon? Is it because he's a cuck and jersey cuck or what?
He doesn't really add much insight, is a manlet, and his wife is quite UNAPEALING
he's literally /our guy/ lad
hes boring and just rambles on about nothing
desu i watched shannon's mania picks, and he got ding-dong diddly worked. very delusional
he's okay
That's 90% of e-celebs though.
And 100% of tripfags FUCKIN FILTERED, BRO!
UrinatingTree>THG
He kind of just rambles off numbers that I could get off nhl.com and then adds little remarks that aren't really substantial like "for x team this is a tough loss and if you're a y fan then you must feel a bit better after today". He's not bad, but I wouldn't watch him daily.
>urinating reddit
I like tree but he doesn't make practically any hockey content anymore.
Urinating tree is unironically funny because he knows his stuff.
Shannon is as boring as mike milbury
he always manages to turn out a 15+ minute video even if only like 3 games were played. whats the point of listening to him ramble on about the stats when you could have watch youtube highlights of those games in like 5 minutes.
yeah it's all football shit, but you can't really blame him since that's his biggest audience
>he defends the draft lottery
He unironically reads posts from here and has read my posts in his videos. He's a try hard faggot that doesn't know anything other than memes. I would shit in his mouth if I ever saw him.
prove it
Watch his videos
Nice proof, faggot
nice proof ya fag, but i do get the vibe that he does post here
jack hughes is STILL not old enough to post here for about another month
he comes here with his trip on every now and then. theres a video where he talks about the laine fortnite meme. last time he came here he got called out for it and got told to fuck off.
You want me to prove I'll shit in his mouth? What the fuck? No but seriously you can watch those gay videos if you think reading hoc posts out loud and not understanding them is funny, that's your choice
>when someone asks me why there's so much degeneracy
his hockey videos are good though
Unironically delivered pizza to him before and he tipped 2 dollars and looked to be about 5'8"
the laine fortnite meme is a thing outside of /hoc/ too tho
if you like them I'm not going to judge you but just know you're wrong and theyre retarded
>le say mean things about a franchise in a wacky voice videos.
great content.
RPH theme
That's basically what /hoc/ is when you boil it down
i think you're thinking of urinating tree
you guys just hate him because he's a pongs fans and you're shorks fans
this desu. that stupid voice is so cringe
idk if that's true but it has to be most prevalent here he still he posts here with a trip. go search the archives if you want
there are zoomershits in every league playing fortnite/apex nowadays. kind of surprised its always fortnite and never like dota or some shit.
Pretty much this, it really seems like he doesn't even understand why he's saying the things he says, just cashing in on stupid Canadians like the nhl
Can't blame him, what with 1993 and all
if they played dota than they wouldn't be a professional hockey player
rent free
No seriously Canada hasn't won since 1993 and are just marks we take money from
dota is fucking gay
that's alright i wasn't doing anything better with my money anyways
t. league of kiddies player
no seriously Canada hasn't won the Stanley Cup since 1993 look it up its true
i played both. games like league and fortnite are easier to get into, while dota is pure autism
for me it's starcraft and diablo
usa hasnt won a gold medal in an international hockey tournament since 1980 look it up its true
Great Britain has more Olympic gold medals in hockey than Finland does, can you believe that? Crazy
no seriously, in a few seasons they're going to replace the rung on the cup with canadas last win on it
Canada won't be on the Stanley Cup at all look it up its true
what did finlan ever do to you?
its a shame that blizzard is basically done with diablo now
weird, we literally beat you in the olympics last year m8
>tfw can't macro for shit
it's story mode and against computers for me only
just looked it up it's seriously true wow
Fake news see
>dykepuck
>muh 1993
>muh 1980
are there east coasters still awake?
yeah but
Exist
wow I seriously didn't believe it but Canada hasn't won the Stanley Cup since 1993 and their best hope this year is the Maple Leafs and Calgary wow that really sucks for them geez
finlan made you exist?
>laffs
>best team
i thought you stay scared faggots went to sleep by now
Look it up Canada hasn't won the Stanley Cup since 1993 it's so sad that you follow this sport when you lose every year wow that's nuts
no seriously when was the last time Canada won the Stanley Cup?
Seriously
why did gary decide to make the lottery so early this year?
would have been 2006 if M.A Bergeron wasn't a retard
Oh wow it's been longer than 2006? That's so weird! Why can't Canada win hockey's biggest trophy?
so that rogers has a full program to shill huawei shit to you instead of cramming it into an intermission of some game.
>this post brought you by ram
>its the canadian dream to buy a pickup truck!
Just woke up
Don't really need to see Craig buttons draft order, personally. Just want to see Yzerman get announced as Red Wings GM when holland goes to seattle
well you wont because craig button works for tsn and the draft lottery is on sportsnet. instead we can listen to doug maclean tell us a story about the time he drafted dick rash.
he's angry angry little neet. go have some tendies and neck yourself
good night frens
wait he did an expansion in Columbus I've literally never heard him mention this
I don't think anyone asked how to pour tea into their pussy so I'm not sure why you're replying, especially considering you don't know SHIT about HOCKEY
if you listen to him explain his draft list it makes more sense than just looking directly at the list and thinking that the guy ranked number 4 is definitely going to be better than the guy ranked number 6. obviously he cant predict how every player is going to adjust and adapt to playing in the nhl, but i think he gives the most in depth scouting reports. i find that sam consentino seems to have a bit of a bias towards chl players over ncaa players, and i dont think he sees the euro-prospects live very often in their pre-draft year.
Who's the best defenceman, Bryan or the Swedish guy? I lmfhink the Swedish guy is better
he was the gm of the poojackets the year they drafted rick nash. there are some times where he will just randomly bring up a story about the time he drafted rick nash when he is talking on the panel about something else entirely different.
The only thing worse is when Dreger talks about fashion
i saw the giants live twice this year and you notice when byram on the ice. hes very patient with the puck and his breakout passes from his own zone are always crisp and on the tape of the moving wingers. i think he is nhl ready, not necessarily 20+ minutes against the other teams top line, but in a sheltered role. the giants sound like they are sort of planning on losing him to the nhl next season too. i think with broberg, he still might be a couple seasons away from the nhl. i havent seen him play tho, so im kind of just pulling that out of my ass, but i think hes going to follow a brannstrom/liljegren type of development path.
Players to watch for in USA v Finland tmrw
>Finland
Forwards:
Petra Nieminen (Luleå HF-SDHL)
Michelle Karvinen (Luleå HF-SDHL)
Elisa Holopainen (2019 U-18 team)
Defense:
Ronja Savolainen (Luleå HF-SDHL)
Nelli Laitinen (2019 U-18 team)
Goalie:
Eveliina Suonpää (Linköping HC - SDHL)
_________________________________
>USA
Forwards:
Jesse Compher (NCAA - BU) sophomore
Alex Carpenter (free agent)
Annie Pankowski (NCAA Wisc) senior
Defense:
Megan Keller (NCAA - BC) senior
Cayla Barnes (NCAA -BC) sophomore
Goalie:
Maddie Rooney (NCAA -UofMD) senior
vegas reporters are hyped about signing jimmy schuldt, is he any good, my college hockey watching lads?
probably not going to be much more than an extra forward/ahler. hes going to be 24 in about a month. dont know how much more "developing" he has left to do.
extra dman*
kek a lot of articles are talking about how "30 teams" were inquiring about him, and that he had to narrow it down to 20, then 5, then 3, etc, like he's the next savior of hockey or some shit.
i mean you never know with these players. the player didnt cost >your team any assets and even if he only manages to play for a season teams would consider that a decent acquisition. especially a team like the knights who are going to be right up against the cap next season. they need some "capfriendly" contract players who can step in when they have injuries to deal with.
true, good point.
i also wonder if the security of not having to be exposed to the expansion draft, had anything to do with him choosing vegas.
Nashville.
will binlan get btfo?
Dead general
Finland has some good rookies making debuts as does the USA. Noora Raty is capable of stealing a game or 2. USA has more firepower on forwards but Savolainen and Laitinen are both really talented defenders that can dominate both sides of the puck and stop the cycle. USA hasn't really clicked yet this season even st 4 nations something looked off with Canada and USA. Coyne being named captain might be a sore point especially since she got chosen over arguably the 2 greatest Americans ever in Decker and Knight for no other reason than "she was on t.v"
Not trying to crap on kendall but Decker deserved the captaincy. She has won at every single level she possibly could and gas the admiration of not only her own american countrymates but Canadians now too.
onhockey.tv
Stream for SWE v.s GER. Make sure you have adblock or antivirus. I dont trust most of these sites and IIHF isnt streaming it anywhere reputable.
I wish Finnish team had a black beauty playing hockey
>frog
Opinion discarded
>reddit spacing
really doubling down there huh retard
imagine thinking spacing is reddit. fuckin retard
Go Caps
Me too
I don't follow the AAF, but the guys over in /AAF/ who do (go boats) said that it seems like some Ebersol guy was scamming people from the beginning. The knee-jerk reaction was to blame Dundon for pulling out, but apparently now Ebersol was the real problem.
Imagine SEETHING that some gay ass B-tier football league died because it couldnt turn a profit
>don't go to Hurricanes games
>when the closest AAF team is 400 miles away
Oh no, all those fans...
Just released my THIRD (3rd) morning Tavares
Ohio is the heart of America which makes the bluejackets americas team
Is that where a nugget hits the rim of the bowl and you just quickly tap it in?
Lads it’s literally the devils for the canes tonight. Just give them their playoff spot lol
Canes will lose
But the devils have been eliminated already
Ted is truly a boomer
...
too bad she's injured
testaa minun yleinen kääntäjäni kommunikoimaan aikaisemmin käsittelemättömien heimojen kanssa
germany's amazon goalkeeper keeping her team in the game
>zoomer hockey niglets
imagine the musk
that jungle smell + musk + sweat from playing
>tfw you’ve become such a jaded recluse you can’t even fathom have a meaningful relationship or connection to an individual of the opposite gender that isn’t as maladjusted as you, probably also an avid 4channer
>tall German hockey qts
What the fuck am I missing? Link?
I hope to god you don't unironically watch lesbo hockey.
onhockey dot com
womens hockey championships ongoing now
onhockey dot tv actually LUL
>tfw you want the canes to clinch but also want the habs in so the teds get cucked for going all in
Is men vs men gay hockey then?
Should we only watch men vs women hockey?
>actually speak German
>every single stream is in Swedish
reeeeeeeeeee
very well said
i want to cheer for sweden cause fellow nordic peoples
but germany is qt underdog
SCCAAAARRRRRRRRR
For the first time I'm excited about women's tournament
>canes
>playoffs
Gagahahhahahahahah
For me it's not giving a fraction of a fuck about some "just happy to be here" dykes playing "hockey" (if you'll call their bastardized, watered down, no hitting, enormous iihf rinks) at ungodly hours in yurope when we're in the thick of NHL playoff seeding, that's actually on when I'm not in the office
>[German qts screaming in the background]
They're already selling playoff tickets.
YIKES
That could bite them in the ass if they miss
Yeah, but they won't.
hurrcanes win against devlels
teds win against >rags
cantnadiens lose against craps
t. nhl expert
I would say that but the devils are young. You don’t want to fuck up the last two games if you are pittsburgh, Columbus, Montreal and carolina regardless
I saved some graphic content to post in the next thread
i wanna fug fem brock
> t. absolute fucking casual
Not liking what dykes do on the ice actually makes me even more of a good hockey fan since what they do id an abomination that hardly hockey
>nobody watching kuwait vs bosnia
>div 3 qualification being hosted in united arab emirates
>sunbeltiest of the sunbelt
>with the most amazing teams like kyrgyzstan, uae, thailand, kuwait, bosnia and hong kong
>with a snackbar commentating who likely knows fuck all about hockey
>calling yourself a true hockey fan while not watching this shit
Sharks
Huomenta
Who Kaapo Kakko here?
I might have to take a big kakko soon
Posting from my daily 7:40 am John Tavares
>haven't had a zit in years
>get one between my eyelid and eyebrow
How do professional hokkei players keep their skin from turning into shit?
money
suck
dundon already pushing to recoup those aaf loses
They don't. Have you seen the Bulju?
>since what they do id an abomination that hardly hockey
For me, it's just watching the qt countries.
Devilspeguins
snes>sabres
Habs>caps
Bruins>wild
Canucks
I thought that's because 90% of his diet is pizza.
pssh...nothin personnel...kid...
>ann-sophie bidet
how do you break down a wall
literally a battle of goaltending
*sip*
Anyone want some espresso?
No thanks, no caffeine for me.
what about a nice cup of hot semen?
Yes I’ll have a biscotti too please
No thanks, but you do you.
you should really reconsider
its fresh
Only got banana bread, sorry.
the last playoffs worth watching
>mild only scored ONE goal in their only conference final appearance
State of hockey everyone
Imagine being an elite goalscorer in your prime and being unable to pot 50 goals while a literal boomer who spent the Summer drunk is able to with ease. What I'm trying to get at here lads is a morning sip reminder that Tavares is overrated shit.
Eh that’ll do
Assuming the Canes, Pens, Teds and Habs all win out, who goes to the playoffs between the Habs and Teds?
teds and habs are the ones making the playoffs
Redpill: this season was boring
goal scoring too high for you?
The Teds have the ROW tiebreaker, by a lot.
Exceedingly unlikely.
Wouldn't the Canes also clinch if Columbus loses and the Canes win?
canes losing two games in a row doesnt seem that unlikely
it happened last week
>the pens will lose against the red wings and >rags
based
>two games in a row against the defending Stanley Cup champions
vs.
>a game at home against the 3rd-worst team in the league
>and then one more on the road in Philadelphia
It was unremarkable and forgettable
It stays as it is now if they all win out brainlet.
If Detroit beats >pongs tonight, and >rags beat them Saturday, the yinzers may be golfing soon.
Maximum butthurt is in sight, but you have to cheer for >rags. What do, /hoc/?
I can stomach it for one night.
2-0 Canada after 1
Gabel is looking good and Spooner is flying
>muh strength of schedule
still lost
Did you see the >rags last night? It's sadly not happening.
Starting to think you don't know much about hockey and just want to shitpost.
any given team on any given night :^)
As a wongs fan, I warn you the odds of the wongs beating the pongs two nights in a row are not good. Especially because Howard probably won't start in net.
Yes. Staying with that Rattray turnbull stacey line has been great to see. They are dangerous. Loren Gabel does look dynamic and has a little more chutzpah than Victoria Bach does. I liked when szabados Fran into the ref, swiss sent a forechecker in and bourbanais just did a 720 pirouette to elude her and send the puck up. Showed how comfortable the college players are these days.
>Minnesota’s player with the most points is ranked 68th in the NHL
Reminder that this is /hoc/ and not /dyke/
>frog
Opinion discarded
For me, it's /hoc/ a.k.a. /beav/ a.k.a. /qt/
dude was incompetent, not murderous. throwing him in jail for the rest of his life doesn't fix anything, the work that needs to be done is with trucking companies and licensing.
really? cause i feel the same way about you.
... that's it?
You're both shitposting faggots
Now FUCK OFF
why do i need to explain myself?
t. fellow shitposter
friendly reminder the teds are not making the playoffs and will be relocated to houston within a decade
Let's get back to what's important, bacon wrapped onion rings.
the teds have a solid fan base
not when all of their players leave and they have no draft picks, they won't
There are plenty of people who are jailed for much longer for vehicular homicide... and they didn’t have 16 victims
you mean if, not when
the canadian justice system is quite different from the american one
Literally how
And then there's cases of rich American kids who get off with probation due to their affluenza.
They played the Caps on little rest. Completely different to playing the Devils and Flyers.
>Completely different to playing the Devils and Flyers.
oh, are they not playing hockey against these teams?
>on little rest
they had a rest day for both, quit whining
I'm guessing you take the bacon and wrap it around the onion ring
also its the same amount of rest they before the devils game and the flyers one
im still struggling to understand what is completely different
Par fry the beer batter, wrap, finish frying.
>t chef at Wendy's ama
this is amazing
hockey is becoming diverse and exotic!!
>chef
>at Wendy’s
Your a retard, delet this.
Can I getta junior bacon cheese
What are you watching lad?
Comin' right up
Daily reminder procent is a latin word and the correct spelling.
shutup west finland
wouldnt that be pro centum
iihf division 3 qualification
thailand versus united arab emirates later today :DD
Typical day in Toronto
Whatdup my nibbas
WCF preview?
just implemented the metropolis hastings algorithm to sample an unknown probability distribution of particles accepted by a particular grating
knights/perds wcf
canes/bolts ecf
Imagine the seethe
ohhh that explains why the hurricanes have such shitty attendance
>wanting the hurrifags in the playoffs so they won’t relocate back to Hartford
CRINGE
>no draft picks
>in arguably the worst draft ever
Not a loss
Will always be a fan even if panarin leaves, we will all still be fans
Wish ted would kill himself already.
No that's tonight in Denver
habs/laffs ecf
flames/jets wcf
Wish Carolina would get relocated before the end of the season
gary would not allow this.
There can only be one sunbelt team in the final, he needs viewership.
>laffs
>past round 1
LOLOLOLOLOL
No way my Jackies are going all the way this year!!!
almost as funny as thinking the canes could beat the caps :)
Seems random and meanspirited, friend.
Name that team
>laffs
the teds
playoff series wins: 0
The New England Patriots
xheattle dick girls
wild
Jets
wrong
correct, jets would have also been an acceptable answer
Jackets will sweep the lightning
Finishing my coffee and morning work and heading to work lads
>Turnbull levels Zollinger
Doesn't surprise me, zollinger threw a vicious headshot that knocked out jennifer wakefield in the SDHL. Payback is a bitch
Ted>>>>Randy
based mike milbury posting among us plebs
Drank too much coffee now i have to take a toronto but my gf is in the shower
Nice goal on the same shift too
You know I’m right
just go in and poo in the loo while she showers
So lets say my doggos manage to sneak into the playoffs.
Do you think >we could beat the Flames?
Oh yeah I was behind in the tv. I reminded it quite a bit throughout. Nice deflection
Pretend you're British and go Toronto in the street
He would have already done that if she actually existed
no
double no if kuemper is rlly ded
Was he wrong?
super-rich people are not like regular people.
I really hate the Kangz rn
pee on her in the shower, she'll like it, promise
Our women aren't all forced into prostitution, Ivan.
>was Tucker Carlson wrong?
If he posted that shit on Yea Forums he'd be laughed off every board.
Holy fuck
Alex texier has 5 goals and 7 points in 7 games with Cleveland he is single handily taking the monsters to the playoffs
Absolutely fucking based French man
>it's the autist with his Yea Forums emergency response image folder again
lel
>its the russian poorfag who routinely gets blown the fuck out of /hoc/
you on the left
Why don’t you guys think the jackets have any good prospects left? They have quite a few very good prospects
eliteprospects.com
pathetic desu
tfw no håkkei gf
absolutely SEETHING
only Merzlikins, Texier, Gavrikov and Tarasov have a shot at becoming NHLers
Trey fix and Liam foudy are pretty good
built for canadian cock
Bemstrome is the youngest player to ever lead the SHL in points
>swedish """"men""""
He didn't lead in points.
Third worlders OUT
Fix Polansky is too small and Foudy is barely over ppg in CHL
forgot about him
>Our
Nothing quite like how coffee makes that first Tavares of the day slide out of your anus with ease
>drafted by columbus
RIP his career.
Shame, because he's actually really good as well.
soon
Jackets are actually a top five drafting team in the league imo.
They just suck dick at trades and their coach is the biggest joke in the league.
>tfw you can't like posts anymore
>too small
Say that to every Manlet in the NHL
Wrong
>you now remember when jarmo kekäläinen drafted that frog centre over bustijärvi
He knows that with finns, you'll never win.
Smart man
There aren't a lot of players 5'7" in the league.
They’ve won all but 2 trades they have made since jarmo came in
there's like 10% chance he'll turn out to be another Gaudreau
Jackets had a similar prospect in Vitali Abramov, who tore up QMJHL, but is now struggling in AHL
duckduckgo is a shit search engine
Mcquaid: No
Dzingel: No
Duchene: No, especially when he doesnt re-sign
Vanek: No
Clarkson: LMAO no, got absolutely fleeced by vegas
So you see here the poo jackets are a shit trading team. A great drafting team though.
The most elite players of all time were under 6’
Bulju fans got very salty lol
Gretzky: no
Lemieux: no
Lidstrom: no
Howe: no
Ovechkin: No
Trey is in the WHL
name one
google.com
Gretzky was actually 5’11”
Marcel Dione
Hate that she isn't canadian. Oh well
crosby is king of manlets, i think orr is a manlet too
Is this guy Zhenya or someone else?
>lying on the internet
>one
He said most elite of all time. There are 100 players better than manlet st louis.
All of you still owe Pierre luc Dubois an apology
I want it in cursive too
>thinking pulju wouldnt bust
utterly delusional
>marty
>not elite
Seethe
That’s literally what all of /hoc/ thought when he was drafted
He was pretty good, but not most elite of all time. Stay upset.
ummmm no sweaty
Pulju will have a breakout 100 point season next year, nobody cares about your french bust
t. Teemu from Turku
Yikes
That doesn’t seem likely, considering how he’s already retiring
*wins*
>nobody cares about your french bust
Got your back.
Last two is the final score in Avs-Jets
> your french bust
>taking memes seriously
You must go back I'm afraid
>French bust
based
Brainstorming a dynamite post for the next thread.
semin
Laine still somehow goes without a point and is held to a -1 on the night.
>french bust
VERY irresponsible
ha ha what if Ted's fucking bong posts got reported for being off-topic wouldn't that be a hoot ha ha
h-hot
Business idea
Separate the league into 4 conferences based on time zone
Eastern
Central
Mountain
Pacific
Reminder?
Anyone mind if I make an early thread?
NEW
500
end thread reminder that today is a great day for hockey
LATE AND GAY