/hoc/
Reminder that ALL Canadians have brain damage by design
SHALLNT be watching any of these shit teams tonight, laddios
The Toronto Maple Leafs are the official team of Canada. They have THIRTEEN Stanley Cups and will soon have their FOURTEENTH after this years playoffs.
:^)
Rangers WILL draft Finnish bull kakko
Hal > Will > Sam > Ted > Randy
Truly an angry person lashing out because its his only outlet to the world.
if, from now on, the maple leafs were to lose a cup from their total everytime they won they'd 13 cups by 2067
Prime example of Canadian brain damage. Notice how he projects his anger to no body in particular.
you forgot a small detail
a literal pile of dog shit >>>>>> Hal > Will > Sam > Ted > Randy
Canada Sweden is a pretty good match up. Too bad it isn't qt curling.
lmao
damn would you just look at those chompers
truly a sad person lashing out at the world
at least dog shit serves a purpose
Just stop already, /hoc/ is for white frens.
The best part of (you) denying is that nobody has any idea who or what you're talking about.
Again we have an example of brain damage. Notice that he angrily relates dog feces to his posts. He indentifies with the dog feces. It reminds him of something dear, no doubt.
>There will never be a major pandemic that kills everyone not from a major hockey or curling country.
lynx are friends like beavers
fuck offfffffffff
based
/hoc/ is for straight white males strictly over 5'11", north of the mason dixon line, and unidentifiable by their posts
Hal is literally a good boy
Looooooool
>rags
Is he based?
>*posts*
I’m publishing my paper on Canadian brain damage this summer. Anyone wanna be name dropped in the sources?
>a canadian pittsburgh fan
he deserves no less than the chair
Hi :)
barr sinson
might as well eliminate the coyotes at this point
henlo
remove kebab
0/6 buddy boy
Hello
Welcome to the world of /hoc/, may it be good to you
>allowed to post
yes
Pregnant women disgust me. They’re so unshapely. Why would a caring husband let her out of the house looking like that?
mfw the leafs get swept by boston this year even when they went all in on overrated shit
Not yet but you're right. They'll have to win twice without kuemper and have the avs lose twice in regulation. But it could happen.
Imagine not being an alpha male
welcome, we've been saving a spot for a distinguished anonymous gentleman like yourself
>he doesn't share the patrician-tier pregnancy fetish
Are you even white?
lel
Imagine rooting against other peoples’ teams who aren’t playing yours
>needing attention this badly
shant be tripfagging or avataring
he made just over five thousand dollars while sitting there for two minutes. I'm sure he doesn't give a fuck
I support all snowbelt animal wildlife
I think he might care. He was fighting back the tears when they interviewed him after the first game back in Nassau.
Hi!! :)) Im new to hoki. Is Milan Lucic from Edmonton Oilers any good?
91862381
hes wrong though. I wish the islanders didnt waste tavares when he was young. Three fucking berths and barely anything. This dudes a retard regardless because he probably liked him too before the idiot decided to go to toronto. makes me kinda sad to root against a player I always liked watching
God Bless You
It would truly be heaven on earth
Your flag identifies you
>as does (You)rs
please stop being so rude in my hugbox
Canadian brain damage is an epidemic and needs to be stopped. If you know a Canadian, inform the police
Theres enough burgers to blend in
fucking Merricericaburgerstans
>just kidding bros =D
excuse me esteemed /hoc/ share holders, what are you thoughts on approving serbia's membership?
he was good circa 2011-2012 for Boston and then was given an outrageous contract by his former manager in Edmonton, in short no, he is awful. I'm not sure what other Balkan Slav named-players are in the league
Approach a Canadian like you would a wild animal. They have a tendency to lash out and attack, and their bites have been known to kill. Always approach a Canadian from the front, as they may startle if you come from behind. Never attempt to confront a Canadian alone.
>Is Milan Lucic from Edmonton Oilers any good?
Not really, no.
If you're looking for Serbian players, I think Alex Nedeljkovic's family is Serbian. He has a design that looks a lot like the Serbian coat of arms on the back of his mask.
Aye
you should be afraid of canaCHADs
so long as he provides deserved (You)s and his posts are of high quality, he is welcome on a provisionary basis
::Tripping Ball Gile
Abstain
Thanks for the information friends!
*eyes you hungrily*
If a Canadian does engage you, a surefire Defense is a picture of a Stanley cup. The confusion will disorient them and give you enough time to give a sold smack to the nose. If this doesn’t work, make sure to attack the legs, as it is their weakest spot.
business idea: /hoc/ but for 5/5 only
>provides deserved (You)s
oh excuse me are we excluding Finns now?
For me it's being majority share holder of /hoc/ and I approve of serbia
We have neve included them, retard
it's what we deserve
The high council will issue a temporary membership
DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY
how do we get rid of the sunbelters and manlets
we need to go smaller
I’d be the only poster left
can relate
You cant. All you can do is stop seething over >us and find peace for yourself
based pedo
Based Bieber, can you even imagine how many haters he has dabbed on in his life
I’m the Archbishop of /hoc/ present the Serbian case to me
i did not give you permission to save this reaction image
28.8% of Canada’s population was not alive the last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup.
it's happening
>going down
Got some new tools today /hoc/. Won one for free.
why would you want clones of yourself?
eating some cereal lads
for me its cinnamon toast crunch
>not wanting more of the one person you can rely on.
haven't eaten cereal in like 4 years
Notice how the sunbelter mimics our speech. It's good enough to make one think they have some intelligence. Of course they dont, it's just a parlor trick.
based choice
>sugary cereals
HAIL BISQUICK
HAIL CARBOHYDRATES
It’s hungry jack you idiot
for me its getting high as fuck and eating captain crunch or cinnamon toast crunch
I can 100% guarantee I am smarter than you.
I was thinkin'' bout french toast crunch earlier is that still around?
if you were so smart than you would know only the sith deal in absolutes
I’m smarter than everyone here, and it’s my debateable. Go ahead, debate me. Protip: you can’t.
It's like a parrot
oh great hes found his argument
now we can all watch as he goes back and forth like a screeching autist
for me it's getting high and eating 5 tangerines
You would know that IS an absolute
Me 1 you 0
Me? I like injecting day old piss into the lemons at the local Aldi’s.
if you were so smart you wouldn't be posting here
What is the best breakfast and why is it corned beef hash with eggs over easy
Actually you're half right you are undateable because you wont actually debate. You'll just meme or present nonsensical non arguments. So well played.
If that's true then we are all idiots
>r4gs
OH GREAT, LOOK, THE “HOCKEY” GENERAL IS TALKING ABOUT FOOD AGAIN
WHAT A GREAT FUCKING THREAD
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THERE'S ONLY SHIT GAMES TONIGHT
>buncha fuckin burnouts
if any of the shareholders need me, I can be found at my cabin on /hoc/ island
incorrect. it's a bottle of beer and several slices of buttered toast.
that would've been the joke yeah
the post above and below this are about hockey.
>when a wild Canadian projects “undateable” onto “debateable”
in a cast iron skillet, for me
Rip us
this
>breakfast at Sonic
Kys
why am I watching this game? just start the playoffs now, gary
>tfw just realized i can use my phone or computer to play youtube videos on my tv
>I love rock'n'roll
>puttin'another quarter in the juke box baby
Canada is peepeehands
Those new(ish) animated thumbnails on YouTube just gave me a fucking gem, lads.
shit tier quality tho
triggered much, fatty mclardass?
dude holy shit shannon gifs. We could make a buisness of this
>tfw jets chad
>tfw 4 cup
>tfw laine break (soon to be Ovi's) all time goal record
you forgot
>tfw schizo
I don't know if I lost any quality when converting it from webp to gif, but the webp files on YouTube don't seem that high-quality to begin with.
look what you've done
How many goals did Laine score last night? Had to have been a lot considering they were facing he wild
Used too much habenro in my tacos lads.
For me its lasagna for dinner
Craving a mushroom and swiss burger.
For me it’s shitting out last nights dinner by the next morning
nothing like a morning toronto
ahh the early bird tavares
nothing like that first morning tavares after coffee
For me it's the hickory brisket bacon burger with onion ring
imagine scoring less than 50 goals in a season
Power through it lad
My girlfriend just let out a fat Toronto and clogged the toilet. Do I go in?
I would make her use a bidet first.
post pics of her bratwurst turd
someone post chika
i love how youtube is just now doing what porn sites have been doing for years
for me, it's the B.C. burger from white spot
For me? The zesty Italian cheese bread with cheesy jalapeno dipping sauce from little Caesar's.
tbf I think It's a year or two old
Currently staying scared hbu lads
i had pho recently. it's fucking so good
thinking about a bacon western burger and onion rings
I'm actually Taking Warning.
I bet Laine improved his goals and assists numbers from last year, right? surely his numbers this year are higher than his rookie season!
you wouldn't even believe his numbers now, user. such a big change.
BBQ sauce is implied, yes?
missed opp for "pho-cking"
scared status: NOT
For me it's winnipeg jets hockey m for me it's manoitoba moose GOAL for me it's winnipeg ICE newest and most best WHL for me it's finland hockey an the future of tomorows NHL young Finnish bulls
take your meds, your schizophrenia is starting to kick in again
ET
whats sam gonna do when the jest get eliminated?
Drink probably
I don't know, but he'd better think of something fast. The Jets would be a wildcard team in the East.
sam and ted sitting in a tree
imagine losing this hard to the >snes at home
>Jets play in the more varied and generally more difficult half of the league
>Leastern teams get free points for playing shitters like Florida and Ottawa
Sure kid
f-u-g-g-i-n-g
Do something outrageous like call all of /hoc/ fags or something
Jets will beat stars blues flames caps on the way to the cup,in max 20 games.
I like the jut of your cib
>the more varied half of the league
>*you feel a slight tremor and hear shannons whalewife brap in the distance*
>duck posting ends Saturday
Mashallah
>calGAYry flamers
look at that round fucking duck lookin like a mozzarella cheese
Flames in the playoffs?
Better call Gary
>flimflams
T-thanks Chicago
leafs
ducks aren't even cute
delete this
t. shark
You think it will end
Who's your favorite hockey player? Mine is Meek Mill
remember 2018
For me, it's Mr. Vaughncouver himself
>Florida is a free point
They literally could have made the playoffs if their goaltending wasn’t ass or their defense wasn’t so terrible
for me its boomer doughty yelling at zoomershits to get off his lawn
>Could have made the playoffs if they were an actual team
holy shit user, what a revelation
Wow it’s almost as if they are wasting the primes of trochek barkov hueberdeau and ekblad
>They could of made the playoffs
>Here is a list of stuff that made them shit
A team that scores 4 but loses is still a losing team
The entire franchise is a waste of talent
getting real sick and tired of seeing this canucks autism bullshit all over my newsfeeds
autism is NOT ok and should NOT be promoted
Just got off a discord chat with user from /hoc/ I sent him the documents for this years playoffs. He should talk to the rest of you shortly with the details. You're gonna love this years playoffs
My niece and her boyfriend drove out to visit; he seems based lads but shant give my approval until I take him out to shoot guns
Can confirm.
Gary,
Thanks for the script.
Question to all /hoc/ posters whose team is out of the playoffs. Which team in the playoffs will YOU be supporting during the postseason? For me, it's the St. Louis Blues.
Hey there hoc....
For me, it's always cheering for fellow no Cups teams.
Probably the Reddit Knights
I have the hardest slap shot in /hoc/ I reckon
Jets but ironically cause Sam is a faggot
Does gary have a favorite team?
I’m the hottest goalie in /hoc/ shall windmill glove save your shit
*snows you*
Nothen personnel
I'm the hottest goalie on /hoc/
he loves the puppers like they are his child
wait a minute, you don't post extremely jewish like
you're not the real Gary
My favourite team is the Coyotes :)
where’s her penis?
*maintains shutout*
heh, better luck next year kid
user, I want more non traditional market no Stanley Cup teams to be champions. The increase of revenue from the hype and bandwagon is VERY healthy for the league
*whacks your pads*
Gary why didn't you intervene when Khudobin threw his stick at Pettersson?
the whom?
*scores 5 hole*
Man he's retarded
You're supposed to wear your cup over your dick n balls not on your chest, and you only need one of them.
mask or gtfo
heh try this kid
can you post this as a .gif
sweden defeated canada 9-4 in curling. sweden is now curling powerhouse.
fugg
Feet
Ass
Tits
fuck delet
Is Canada good at any sports anymore? Women's soccer maybe? They lose to the states too though
Ears
Nose
Throat
Chicago BlacKakko
cuckoo for kakko, lads
2bh team koe will almost certainly make the playoffs but they lost both games today against japan and sweden. the world has simply caught up to canada in curling. which is good for the sport but canadian curling program needs to adapt.
>flakes
>minnesota beat the jets 5 times this season
>jets will have two rounds of home ice
>mild are gonna be golfing next week
then what the fuck are you doing here?
>swedes can't be funny in english
I see, it explains so much
i'd love to see someone like the islanders dab on the eastern conference and lose in the finals
we're good in the winter olympics
Not a sport you retarded son of a dog
then why did you say anymore? that implies we were good at something in the past
Kaapo Blackhawko
Braapo cacko
CRAPo CACAko
What are the chances of the >laffs and isles meeting in the ECF so that isles fans can heckle the 11 million dollar man?
Taking a steamy kaapo kakko lads
>kangz
heard Kaapo Kakko got a girlfriend named Felicia Feces
What's she dancing to?
Imagine if the islels beat the maplels in the ecf, would the pajamas have been worth it for the overrated shit man?
eyeliners are booked for a classic trotz round 1/2 exit
Why u gotta kill my goalie?
>reloflames
Incels will get btfo in 5
excuse me, Toronto fans will turn on memecock first, then the twink, then the overrated piece of shit
That was more entertaining than I thought it would be
Just the first place to be sure that they are not talking. What a time to be able I have some other sports news. Yeah that’s why you have never done anything else. I just got a new job.
based
1510 on SAT
Smart people post here, it's just that you only read dumb posters with a LEAF on their flag
>typical example of average LEAF intelligence:
Good job grandpa!
Humboldt anniversary this weekend lads
just did some light cardio
>be flams
>go to disknee land
>lose
Why does this always happen
>1993
Canada is a joke. The absolute best game I ever had I had the game with the same time I had a good game but it now
Shit ice
that gal is an absolute UNIT
Are you having a stroke cunt?
Having a John Tavares
>winning the cup 0 (zero) times since 1993
this is much much worse than having tavares tbqhwyf imvho
kek nice funny m8
here's a (You)
JUST CROWN US STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS ALREADY! PLEASE BETTMAN, PLEASE!
Going to run some hockey numbers this weekend and make a report back to /hoc/ it's gonna bee very supris
I'm gona heem all of /hoc/ in the bracket challenge.
Pic fucking related
The Canadiens are always bad when people don’t get to the wrong team. How many seasons has he been in the playoffs and they went out? This is the first place to be when it comes.
@board members
We need to do something about the >fin problem on this board in late night /hoc/
>@board members
The shadow board only does what the high council tells it to
T. High council member
>rags
My dad just suffered from a Tavares and it’s looking grim lads.
Having a couple budlight while I hit back and shoulders. Gonna be in great shape for playoffs which WILL be winned by Patrik Laine Jets
How many goals did Laine score last night? Must’ve gotten a hat trick given that he faced the wild
Bring me your complaints
t. Archbishop of /hoc/
would choose my next posts wisely if i were you, >we can be a powerful enemy
>XD laine is le bust mane
Oh no, a 30 goal season is a down year for a guy on an ELC. However will they recover
for me, it's screeching "HIT HIM" every time a player on the other team touches the puck and "SHOOT IT" every three seconds when >my team has possession
>regressed by 16 goals from last year
>this somehow isn’t alarming
Lmao so answer the question
Then why aren't the ducks undefeated?
This is what im talking about brother.
Spring has sprung and its time for hard bodies and hard sacrifices. Jets gotta get their priorities straight and win this one
>no “banging on the glass every time your a player from your team sales by”
Looks a little too much like an Avalanche Jersey.
Shant be playing this game anymore desu
I hate my life
Laine's a real baller real OG
>dicklet
>he doesn't screech "SHOOT IT" as soon as his team passes the blue line
patrik laine scored 1 (one) goal in the entire month of march
no, I like to sit towards the back of sections so the other fans can hear my wisdom at full volume
Because they're shit as well.
>16 goals behind
get a load of this ignoramus
patrick laine has scored 6 (six) goals in the year 2019
So he’s the Erik Karlson of the Jets?
Your logic is flawed. If it were the ice giving them the advantage it wouldn't just be against Calgary. Reconsider and try a new hypothesis.
Good thing it’s only January, right? He still has plenty of time left to score more
Everybody on Wings forums wants Hughes>Kakko, and I just can't imagine why. Wings need an elite winger more than center, and Kakko can do both anyway
Shut up
checkd
how are the flames losing?
If you want to know the truth I was just memeing. Sorry to trigger your autism
because then hughes can be >your 1C and then larkin can fit in his proper 2C role
by being bad at hockey
That's my secret user. I'm always autism
Wangs fan here, shall be rooting for the Bloos as well. They were a great and respectable rival in the good ol' days, I'd be fine with them getting some glory for once.
beer league tier tending
Everything about this post is gonna be a yikes from me
Next yr wild win it all
Why does she get posted here so much?
What could the Wild POSSIBLY do to turn next season around?
You ask me I think they're gonna be towards the bottom.
why didn’t he just lift the fucking puck
Well it seams we both got autism haven't we
I get that thought process, but 30-40-70 with a good 200-foot game is fine for a 1C for now imo. My hope would be that Veleno eventually takes that 2C slot, fill out the top-6 with Kakko, Zadina, Mantha, and Bertuzzi/AA, then focus on getting some fucking defense and a tendie.
Every year wild use lake water for the ice. I will piss in cup and make sure they use it. It will give them the boost much needed
Won't that just make the season piss poor?
I'm the most sane poster here because I'm the only one that knows winnipeg will win cup and is the best hockey city on earth outside of maybe Turku
wew i just farted horrendously lads, i feel a Winnipeg brewing
Shant acknowledge you anymore lad
Your complaints are fickle shant communicate with Gary
t. Archbishop of /hoc/
A negative times a negative ===a postivec
It's alright user, you got your switch fired up
Go enjoy your "bing bing wahoo" kiddie games while the real men discuss hockey like adults.
FALSE PROPHET
Thinking up surefire ways to leave it all out on the ice tomorrow.
Not a prophet lad just a vessel
What the fuck is a postivec?
I meant posttive
its also largely /hoc/ memes that rank them closely. most of the articles ive read and stuff ive heard about the draft have had jack hughes as consensus 1OA all year. you can see literally every single year how much teams value centers over wingers at the draft. its not going to change this year.
look at last years draft and >your team as a prime example. lots of sources had zadina ranked as number 3 in the predraft rankings, yet the habs AND puppers "reached" for a center over taking zadina.
What the fuck is a posttive?
The only postive that matters is being positive Jesus of Nazareth is the Son of God who died for your sins.
/mlb/ stealing our memes again lads.
just turned the game on lads
are the flames playing like shit or just phoning it in?
They have zero shame
yeet yeet
Reminder the Western conference Is a laughing stock.
Which one this time
meanwhile the leastern conference produces yet another hot steamy gary point
I wouldn't know what those retarded faggots are doing
Which rink has the best ice? only with grass.
general reminder that 5 of the 6 worst teams in the league right now are in the leastern conference
>when your best team is the flames
>west
East is disparity
West is parity
Caps will repeat.
You can screenCAP this
...
>muh power housrs
>n-n-no, muh parity
Shut the fuck up. I like the west more too. But rings are what counts
>when your best team is from Florida
get help sam
5 of the 6 best teams are in the east
That was done in /nfl/ for a time too.
Wonder when /nba/ will do it.
Cringe
Top retard
>east only has to play 1 series against the west
>west has to play 3
>Yea Forums constantly stealing /hoc/ content
Just a reminder that /hoc/ truly runs Yea Forums. Jannies are terrified of /hoc/
Caps have a better offense then last year and holtbeast is entering playoff mode
Ovi loves the cup too much to give it up to some stinky team in the West.
Also tom Wilson will be a two time Stanley Cup winner and there is nothing you can do about it /HUCK/
Only real way to determine east vs west is to seed teams 1-16 and see who wins
>But rings are what counts
west and east are split since the 2012 lock out
But teams have gotten burned recently by taking wingers in the top 5. Virtanen, Poopoopeepee, Laine, etc. Teams perhaps overvalue centres but don't know how to project wingers.
>91864656
3 of them get to padstat against the echl tier snes all year
And play each other you mong
>teams have gotten burned recently by taking wingers in the top 5.
>finn, finn, finn, etc.
virtanen isnt a top5 pick. without memeing how is a 30 goal scoring winger is a bust.
if you look at the laine draft too, he was the "consolation prize" to bustthews. another draft where teams took a center over a winger first overall.
Whom does /hoc/ hate more, Gary or Shannon?
teams have gotten burned by taking centres in the top 5
galchenyuk
reinhart
strome
zacha
this is why they are known as prospects
doesnt matter which position they play there is always a chance they bust
Laine is fourth liner
oh great, play against each other and produce 3 points every game
SUCH competition
Shannon. Gary's a good villain at least
>produce 3 points every game
Ah I like to make things up in my head as well
'Ate loser points
'Ate the paper tiger Atlantic
'Ate the sun
Love fights
Love old time hockey
Love the stadium series
Simple as
look at the total OT points
east: 134 loser points
west: 130 loser points
houmenta
Wanna cuddle? Not gay just lonely I swear
real finncific hours
the flames expect to win a round?
Whoa a full 4 more points, it must be from the top teams. The east is better stop grasping at straws, its pathetic
BINLAN X-DDDD
why 5 out of the 6 worst teams in the league from the leastern then?
Cringe
big cat days
>flams
>dont make things up
ok here is proof the least makes more loser proof than the west
>DOESNT COUNT
kek
>eye isn't twitching as much anymore
>morning pukes are coming in less frequently
>no more chest pain
Sam Playoff revival incoming lads. Be prepared, jets cup imminent
He said that about the top teams you retard. is every leaf this stupid?
Not against the Avs if they get Rantanen back
USA-Binlan today
Big cats in the snow are /hoc/ for sure.
if you look at where the loser points are generated
122 loser points were created vs western teams
141 loser points were created vs eastern team
the leastern conference is the main source of gary points in the league
why would you champion a conference bent on giving away points
SHANNNNNNNNNNOOOOONNNNNNN
NUMBERS
RIGHT
NOW
!!!
He’s probably constipated on the toilet
non-dubs and Shannon dies of massive heart attack tomorrow
based
How does that lion have a human jointed arm clad in armor holding a sword? As you can see by the arm/leg below it, it only has four fingers. That is not enough to fit the five fingered glove and control all finger slots to clasp the sword. Also, the exposed leg/arm should have a joint that rotates opposite to the armored arm. That is just conjecture though as we have no visual evidence to this lion's ability to bend his/her arm/leg.
nice lynx
Ooh lets look at goal diff next shall we? The top 6 has 5 eastern teams. The east is better, deal with it
>your ECHL team
>best chirp you heard at the ODRs this season
Cyclones
"I've seen dykes hold wood better"
so what the least scores more goals against each other and that is suppose to be impressive
no wonder they are generating so many loser points
Hahahahah, could you imagine?
The sure sign of an idiot
>I'm right just because
how would even defend against that? hahaha
*sneezes and missing shot*
I’M ALLERGIC AAAAAAAAAAAA
Can anyone change that to procents? I forget the conversion factor.
Can you read?
SUNBELT = FUNBELT
SNOWBELT = BLOWBELT
>with 1rd pick, wings are happy to select Cat
What is this the Furry Hockey League?
I hear he is a real pussy when it comes to physical play
End of thread reminder that cat IS generational
>24 teams playing tomorrow
>can watch two (2) games live because overlap
fuck off, gary
Can you? Every single metric points to the west being better. Yet your here just screaming the opposite. Here I'll put it in dumb dumb words you can understand.
The west is better. Get over it.
get more monitors poorcuck
>hasb
I wish Finland well. Look out for Elisa Holopainen, played at the U-18's and was a force with her acceleration and release. Easily as fast as Coyne at full flight.
East has won the last 3 cups (about to be 4)
Felix Potvin was a terrible goalie
>Every single metric
Just repeats loser points ad nauseam
>you stupid me smart
Probably. I can't see anyone in the west not choking.
fuck dykepuck and fuck the roastie idf
imagine disliking anime and/or video games
He looked cool though
I don't give a fuck if the west or the east is better overall. But the caps are better than every single team in the west, and that's a fact
Thank fuck I was bored
Very powerfuk
BOW TO YOUR NEW GOD
I powerfuk’d ur mum
Tell vrana to fight me in the parking lot I'd fucking roll him
I'm done watching these cunts until the playoffs
I'm completely fed up
WERE NOT GOING TO BE FUCKING SUCK THIS YEAR
Only in the west would that team make it to the stan lee
lmao niggas on the run
New thread
Marti Jones lol
Hope you enjoyed my sloppy seconds
aw fuck nevermind we're not at 500 yet
Big yikes
shant and yikespilled
>29 posts early
Nope
I got their first m8
>goodnight connor
>t. bulju
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>the wild are a hockey team
>no one mentions them
>only shit games on friday
What am I doing for dinner since there'll be no hockey to watch?
The Penguins are going to get BTFO by a lottery team how is that not fun?
some new steves to watch after his hiatus
>minnesota is a state
>no one ever mentions it
this sushi restaurant near my place has a koreanqt working there. im going to go autistically order takeout from her on friday.
Pajeet pizza
ask her if they have any white benis, and if not, you know where they can order some.
end of thread reminder
I was hoping for a steakhouse recommendation, or maybe hibachi. You classless fucking mongoloids.
Next question. What do we think about me taking a /hoc/ hiatus and becoming a army man?
>tfw you ran out of hokkeimems
come up with some of your own then
If they don't take off at first just keep spamming them until they do
>joining the canadian army
sounds mostly harmless
*provides the league the most american talent*
how can other statelets compete?
end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.
>missouri
what the FUCK is their problem?
No wonder american hockey hasn't won anything nationally
>91865174
>he doesn't milk y****** on slow nights
Ya pretty much. I'll just get free uni courses and MREs from what I understand.
Eternal pain
non-early NEW
did you read the columns labeled “points” and “points per game”?
shall
Didn't you read my post at all before responding to it?