/heem/: ayy lmao edition

Anyone know if there's a way to contact Josh Emmett? I want to PayPal donate him some money since he didn't get a bonus.

Jeremy Stephens is such a piece of shit for doing his late hits.

you're cruisin for a heemin with words like that

>quit smoking a couple days ago and feel like total shit
>nasty ingrown hair near my dick that refuses to go away but wont puff up enough so i can pop it and pull the hair

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twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/status/1113576802218389504

holy shit the Sage unit has gone rogue. abort now

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Based

>your wife is an iguana dude

>only hit like 2 shots

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Did he fought last Saturday?

Coral? Can you explain this to me please?

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Inshallah, the irish dog will be put down, brother Sage.

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>tfw you fap and realize you haven't felt the soft hands of a woman touching your back when you embrace her

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*bleaches angela hill*
Heh, nothin personnel

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I present to you: "Darrel "The Toilet" Till"

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his name is darren, he aint no american hill- billy you fool

tried too hard over extended and knocked clean out

water we even doon here heem

Rapist, you are Rapist.

when are we gonna have a weapons based combat sport, heem? im sick of gloves, i wan glocks and japanese swords

>angela hill
legit bestiality

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Whats this jiu jitsu move called

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Schaub wins the rematch

M1 has medieval armor type shit but I'm sure you're aware. Maybe in the relatively distant future when everything has completely collapsed we'll get actual gladiator shit again

are headbutts actually worse than elbows/head kicks

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Donkey guard
youtu.be/qLChCOxi_T8

Enough is enough
youtu.be/A5UNesq1F-w
youtu.be/A5UNesq1F-w

That flush both

Conor has officially unretired

twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/1113605086599614465

not based

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lol

what fighter does this represent

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Luke's thumbnails make me want to self immolate

Is this n*gger serious?

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Why the hell is it so puffy like that

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jon jones desu

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JDS

Nice

yo i'm dying

Idk but I want to suck on her cunt

lol no you don't

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whats the worst that could happen give it the ole collage try as thou might incur debt data devastation unrivaled cusp of deviated defeated deluge aspire to transpire or just lust for the best of the world enduring that much can leave a sense of bitter piteousness in the words of one oscar wilde lest one is dormant or portage pluses only if left with no other baseline understatement it heems the hen house of the distillate but coupled laughably if you underscore past the third quarter of nil
>

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The greatest comeback in MMA history.

We missed you goobs.

ALLAHU SNACKBAR!

ALL HAM TOO LEELAH!

whats the worst that could happen give it the ole collage try as thou might incur debt data devastation unrivaled cusp of deviated defeated deluge aspire to transpire or just lust for the best of the world enduring that much can leave a sense of bitter piteousness in the words of one oscar wilde lest one is dormant or portage pluses only if left with no other baseline understatement it heems the hen house of the distillate but coupled laughably if you underscore past the third quarter of nil
>.

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Not all Leaf's are faggots, ya know

Plenty of savage fighters who seem like genuinely nice guys. GSP and JDS first come to mind

bloodyelbow.com/2019/4/3/18293379/report-paul-daley-vs-erick-silva-added-bellator-222-london-mma-news
The rare double flusher

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wtf is going on with spammy

good matchmaking from bellator

i guess he found the l*rd or something inshallah brother

ahumdiddleyla suck my fat pork sausage

Reminder /plebbit/ hates NATTY GOAT Henry Cejudo, slayer of gyno-nips and snatcher of mice. That makes him /our guy/ make sure to send him your energy when he finds Marlon to make them chimp out

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wtf i thought conor would lead the 10th Crusade

cringe

Too late for that, her husband's white, lol.

Looks normal to me

It's not beyond belief that one of these camel fuckers will actually clip gooby. That's why he quickly deleted it and tucked his tail.

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[X] Doubt it

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Tony Sperguson

sorry, but heem is a brazilian forum and we support "magic" marlon moraes in his championship endeavours

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I'm going to need sauce on that!

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i would snort the toxoplasmosis out her bunghole

Irish mma local man here. Random info for ye. McGregor used to sell coke out of his gym when he was on the dole to make due and was notorious for wandering around to house parties and dens.

based

+1 liked and subbed!

>Looks normal to me
That's what normal looks like wtf

I heard he's an Olympic gold medalist!

it's based on genetics and arousal some girls just have big lips but either way they become engorged the more turned on the girl is

How would Jon Jones do against Captain America or Hawkeye, who both die in Endgame?

Colby is that you?

Based Conor. I knew he loved us Muslims

hawkeye would be neutralised by eyepokes, and captain america is just a lil yt person and couldn't handle jons pace

he's apologizing
>Now see you in the Octagon
and he's just distracting you from his insult.

Keep meme-ing conor! He needs to get the new ford bronco and start acting like OJ Simpson for his next persona.

AFTER

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I just want Conor to win again. Right now I only feel bad for the guy.

It’s like watching a midget try to flex on your girl, you want to be angry but you can only feel a deep pity.

>Misses weight in your path

sauce?

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How is the One commentary team

Just send me the money and I'll get it too him he's my neighbor

It sucks

Terribad

Your wife’s a towel mate

Cejudo is off the charts cringe

The Shaub Shuffle

He wouldn't have been as poor as he was if he sold coke. Fuck off

Based Gooby resorting to any tactic to make ends meet to achieve his dreams. Don't forget Pacquiao used to sell stolen cigarettes to make ends meet. The ends justify the means if you make it.

>Conor literally just baits Khabib, gets him to talk shit and builds up more interest in a rematch so he can use it as a bargaining chip in negotiations

Bloody hell that was easy for him. Khabib literally could have just posted it's only business and leave it there but he took the bait.

but muh honor

he literally beat him, it's an obvious ploy for attention from Conor

Mudslimes In 2019: “You are not safe if you criticize my sexist, bigoted, insane, terribly violent and vil cultish religion”
Mudslimes In the same breath: “Religion of peace and love”

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Cejudo vs Cruz for the Virgin belt

>tf
>tp

quiet mudshit

that got that dude from k1 who just makes bad annoying analogies and gets over excited about nothing but then they have this other dude who is like a true gem an absolute riot to listen to but it gets old after the first round you watch

could prime schaub heem AJ?

this is the one that fight fans want to see

I'm a Muslim

kys

and I'm an atheist, we can bond despite our differences over a shared interest in cage fighting!

Did Conor do a rapin? Are the Irish violent scum?

He wasn't poor bro. He just lived in a shithole area of Dublin, but he wasn't dying for money or anything. That narrative is some rubbish

Historical medieval battle. Look up botn

stay away from western countries, return to your deserts

likewise pedro

Based

i heard indians invaded pakistan, squatted down and shit all over their prayer rugs and that's why pakis and pajeets hate each other

is that true?

for sure
aj is a chinlet and cardioloet and schaub has the touch of death and has heemed world class strikers, his unorthodox angles, sensational pace, crisp boxing, and clinch that transitions phenomenally to boxing would put aj into deep waters, his schaub shutdown would frustrate aj into a counter or even schaub by decision

Khabib's probably just going along with it for another red panty night and an easy win

Why is it ok for Khabib to threaten people over his religion?

I don't like the way khabib is reacting.

People don't see it, but in the first match khabib was pretty much unshook until the end. Like he gameplanned for the press conference by leaving early so Conor couldn't do shit.

Right now he so easily took the bait it could affect the rematch.

No
Amen brother
Literally the goblino meme
More or less

Prime Carl Johnson would stop Jon Jones.

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I just got here but I am well repected member of heem comminity.

We all agree khabib was in wrong to escalating it to a fatwah and not just acepting the banter?

shabbat shalom my brother

Trevor would fersure heem Jones

mate it's literally just twitter, it could literally just be Ali on his twitter.

conor heems kebab in the 2nd round

Trevor is a zoomer tier pussyboi
CJ would literally kick his shit in without breaking a sweat

Conor wins the rematch
Conor won the story
Conor wins the war

UR WIFES A FUOOKIN TOWEL

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aldo wins the rematch desu

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Maybe. That would probably explain why he manages 3 champs. He really goes far for his clients

*crahses a plane into two towers*

Some christian at work was talking about his church and I said “god I hope your bishop doesnt throat rape the choir boys like the rest” and he took it.
Muslims are just way too serious

it's pretty funny because the other day Cejudo/Moraes were talking shit on Twitter and all the Twitter replies were just everyone posting wacky gifs with the caption "Ali right now responding to himself"

Of course we do. Muslims out themselves for being insecure, frightful, sensitive, weak minded little toads. Once again.

nigga where do you work and how do you still work there?

Faggot christian.

I hate fucks like you. We are the UN at work but christians are most thin skinned.

Didn't this make a lot of Christians upset? lmao

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you work for the United Nations?

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Muslins and christians are both two sides of the same card. Emotional faggets.

you're talking about children getting raped while you're at work i'm just curious what exactly it is that you do

Pls spoonfeed. I don't get it

No I work in new york making 1 mil a tear on options. Religious douches kill all the banter. Total fuck jobs

Options. Its a football locker room at times. Poor boy

youtube.com/watch?v=OD9Fd2wtX20

shiiieeett didn't realize patrick bateman lurks heem

also here's your (You)s faggot

Like I need them reddit

it certainly seems like you're pretty eager for them

ya YAAAAAAA

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Could a LW heem any top 5 ranked MW if he was given an opening to land a fully powered shot?

A flyweight could heem a heavyweight with a fully powered shot, chins don't change that much the higher the weight class.

>MMA
>Real sport

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ferguson wing chun elbows romero's eye out

>Pettis heems Wonderboy
>Wonderboy heems Whittaker
>Pettis heems Whittaker

based

Haven't you seen Wolf of Wall Street?

Heavyweights get heemed constantly. They have the worst chins!

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the champ champ?

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based

who da fook is that guy?

BCPWTSIAS

just dropped an immense Schaub in the Till boys

lol muhammed fucks pigs hahaha

based

cuz its a religion of peace!

Thats why you cant talk about it or they kill you

lel nope. Christians are big boys that are used to being challenged
Muzzie dogs get violent.

Does universal health care cover mental health in Canada?

Bisping beat Silva AND GSP. Something no other fighter in the history of MMA has done

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Who would you rather be in the after math of this picture?

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> r/mma
Go back to pretend land fag. Islam is shit and most Muslims are legit incompatible with society

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Mars Had Liquid Rivers for Billions of Years

youtube.com/watch?v=JyZh6spIuwc

Do you go outside and say your /pol/ lingo to other people? Yeah, thats what I thought you pussy.

hey guys. i've been lurking on heem for a while and i was wondering if you guys think i might have potential to be an mma star

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My friend let me try the CBD which all the MMA guys have been shilling for and let me just say, I didn't feel a damn thing. It seems like a rip off.

Schaub said on the most recent King It or Sting It that "everyone is dating the ring card girls".

It took me a while to notice Rumble in the Paulie/Artem scrap.

>I didn't feel a damn thing
I think that's the point, it's meant to take away the pain

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I mean like, it didn't make me feel better in any way. Pain was still there. I honestly think it's a placebo

Interesting, a lot of fighters swear by it but it's probably just a meme

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I was the same way, tryed it out for aches and pains from training, felt no difference. Shit was kinda expensive too so i felt gyped.

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*tried im a goof

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THERE'S THAT OBLIQUE KICK AGAIN

Posting Hoodiebro gives allowance for at least 3 mistakes per post lad, you're good

to get an acute effect that's physically noticeable you need to take 20-30 mg with like 3 mg thc which boosts cb1 activation or take 100-200 mgs cbd at once

you may need more or less but make sure it's cbd in the correct amount plenty of bullshit products at gas stations and shit nowadays

i meant cb2 i'm high fellas

icey hot does a better job than cbd. fucking shills

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big fan of clean living and not doing any drugs

sure buddeh rub icy hot on ur aching joints til u have no fluid left in them

i don't think you know what icy hot is

reminder

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I grew back my arm with cbd after chopping it off bro. Its a M I R A C L E

Wow. Just. Wow

get the one with lidocain

cbd will immediately change your physiology to enhance your work capacity with less side effects than any product with equal efficacy don't (you) me

He lives on a "free" country where you can shit on towelheads, negros, sambos argies, chinks, gooks, britbums and basically anyone just for the lulz
Dumb mutt

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Weed based
Cbd cringe
I don't drink or do blow any more

it's called wholesale btw

blow and booze suck my guy absolutely boomer tier

>he's upset cuz he thought if he sucked his friend's gas station cbd lollipop he'd get overwhelmed with joy but he didn't feel nothin

Yeah in retrospect i realize how stupid the last 6 years of my life were. Wish i stopped drinking in college but I'm good now

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You will never be one of us pedro

CBD is a scam

Why would I want to be a jew loving, dumb muttant with not national identity or love for anything besides fast food and Israel?

lel

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Because selling burritos to each other is not an economy

>We need to keep the economy together
>If we don't then the beaners, niggers and Jews won't have a first world country to inhabit

You mutts really are pathetic.

Much better to turn our country into a 3rd world country so Muhammad feels at home, right durgesh?

been down for awhile last i remembered peso was like 15/1$, that is lower

wait for the dumb shits tear themselves apart. new mexico-colorado border will be the canadian-mexican border as you reclaim everything not texas or california and we absorb the rest of the west.

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Not an argument

Someone's Visa got denied lmao

me in the white

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he slipped

youtube.com/watch?v=ODBI9U4jFp4

Are Rogan and all of his friend hacks?

youtube.com/watch?v=N2GJPfKEh0k
is he /ourguy/?

it literally is though
t. has read the economics article on howstuffworks

who /blessed/ here?

Max wins the rematch

Stand up comedy is nothing more than a popular table for grownups

Demetrious Johnson could heem you then fuck your gf

i am the humblest guy itt, wow

>USADA? w-what are you doing here, I'm retired again.

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>wake up
>check the news
>press F for the mudslime community

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I need Miesha to sit on my face for no less than two minutes.

>Yoel Romero Out of UFC Fort Lauderdale Main Event
bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/report-yoel-romero-out-of-ufc-fort-lauderdale-main-event/

me in the red shirt

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>not helping your bros fight nogs
what a simp

I'd suck that bitch's holes.

niggers are worthless

historical European martial arts my guy

also look up a documentary called 'knight club'. there are a few events every year in Europe where people dress up in armour and beat the shit out of each other with blunted weapons. there is actually a webm/gif somewhere of a fully armoured guy using a headkick to knock someone down and then beat up the opponent

Calm down, Brenton.

He's so coked out he did an April fool's joke a week early and revealed it 3 days late

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illegal headbutt, should be DQ win for till

>implying one is needed to get in the US
Dont you have a wall to pay for?

That Can's name is Can...or!

What's Dana thinking right now?

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Terrible. I'm ashamed one of the fat idiots that commentate is from Australia.

let this retard go wild,both of em will make me even more money his time

At least we all worship relatively the same god

Your country sucks Mohameds dick

>uk criticizing anyone in regards to immigration

he's loving it

>is now a multi millionaire
>still turns up to and crashes random house parties

ye can take the scrote outta crumlin, but

So you must really want to come here badly, huh?

Name one poster here I wouldnt submit within one round

That's what I thought bitch

my dad posts on heem and he would flush you.

Trained hapkido for a few months

Paige

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you can submit me if I submit myself

look into it

Conor's gonna get his rematch even though he doesn't deserve it. Isn't he?

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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more interesting what he will do if he doesn't get it

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Wow. Just wow.

Cringe. Leave it to an Irish to promise the world and deliver NOTHING!

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Hey, stud. Wanna wrestle? Get in my guard!

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youtu.be/-ZxBbbKv8kg

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>tfw your mom lets u have a go on her funbags

Favourite Tiger Schaub moment?

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This is the thread.

you can't joking about religion, be careful

He is fighting next month, against Cosmo Alexandre.
>69 Wins (21 (T)KO's, 23 decisions) in K1
>2 Wins (1 (T)KO's, 1 decisions) in straight boxing
>7 Wins (5 (T)KO's, 2 decisions) in MMA, mostly Bellator

Not sure about this matchmaking for Sage's first fight.

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are they fighting mma?

Cosmo got flushed by Nieky Holzken in One some months ago

he is a super legid striker though

Wow. Just wow.

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Welterweigh (185-pound) MMA rules.

Khabib

CBD isolate is a scam. Full spectrum is not.

when did he do that though

One problem in religion showing right here

Had a dream that i woke up and had a rockhold tier hairline. Was scary af

Is that Khabib tweeting, or Ali?

The guy who's watching

based bulg

*Legkicks you into oblivion*

holm is a butterface but i really want to see her get impaled by cock for some reason

who is going to be the first WMMA failure to have a sex tape "leaked"?

Misha Tate has some experience leaking her media online.

i reckon that was just brian being a bitch cos she ditched him and got knocked up fast

As far as I understand Ali posts as Khabib on twitter and on instagram Khabib posts himself.

Isn't this obvious. 12 Gauge.

shes always showing her tits and ass off but she doesnt strike me as the type of chick that would let her boyfriend film her catching cum

my cock wants it to be paige van zant but my brain knows it will be someone like bec rawlings or jessica eye

both were already in this porno youtube.com/watch?v=fmBbYklGY8w

>They haven't seen the Raquel Pennington leaks

don't do it

Is Joe working commentary for UFC 236? If not he's at least doing a fight companion, right?

DONT MAKE THE BROWN PEOPLE ANGRY SENPAITACHI

New angle of Ali vs Colby in the buffet line confirms Ali is a terrorist scumbag with no concern for women and children

Not my proudest fap

My money's on Gabi or Cyborg getting smashed by a hue atomweight

The damage is done. Khabib IG comments are all about his wife being a towel or a goat

>pepperoni

Brendan "Peter" Schaub.

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Derek you there?

Favourite Brendan Schaub moment?

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youtu.be/MPfZJ4l6IiM

>Defeats Russian/Churka Fighters

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Favorite police state?

Favourite fucking Brendan Schaub moment?

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Favorite country where you get arrested for eating meat?

Favourite Brendan Schaub moment?

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2sexy4U

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Favorite nation that obligates it's people to have a license to watch porn?

>the state of heem now
well Burgers and Syrups wake up soon.

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This is the thread

>Muh Hess Burger

Did you get bullied on here by a bong or something? Favourite heem personality?

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>Favourite heem personality?
myself, derek and this guy

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Hell no, I prefer McD's or anything over it

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lmfo

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VERY IMPORTANT POLL

strawpoll.me/17739608
strawpoll.me/17739608
strawpoll.me/17739608

Conor is fookin based

>Yoel Romero

Kebab cucks unironically voting on /ourguy/

Join the /heem/ whatsappgroup unless you're some towel goatfucker

chat.whatsapp.com/D0yxaoy9FUmHfw5FBjc3Ai

chat.whatsapp.com/D0yxaoy9FUmHfw5FBjc3Ai

chat.whatsapp.com/D0yxaoy9FUmHfw5FBjc3Ai

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>getting spammed by racist spergs on your phone
why would anyone willingly submit themselves to this

Because we are the superior racists. Luigi da Terronia

sorry i only vote in very important polls

How many people are actually in it

I made sure to get it right for you b

someone autistic enough to actually be part of something related to this shithole outside this shithole

17. We started with 3 so we grew a bit. Sometimes we turn into /pol/ with things like Christchurch but it is comfy Giovanni

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>17 spergs from /heem/ knowing my name and number
Nah thanks b, I'd rather not have someone texting me pictures of scat and Jade Rivera every hour

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>Sometimes we turn into /pol/ with things like Christchurch
>but it is comfy
kek

i have but she is an evil shrew who mistreats me and does not love me how i deserve

>takes your belt

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>Nah thanks b, I'd rather not have someone texting me pictures of scat and Jade Rivera every hour
>implying that's a bad thing

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James McCreary, his phone number, and his address.

I still have this saved from when some user posted his "muh pizza" in a UFC218 game thread.

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based ufc with a double flushy

youtu.be/lBU4Hxqe8vY
youtu.be/o9kkFb6cQ_M

>giving your number to autismo /pol/edditor incels
Oh for sure b

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i swear they already uploaded the bisping fight ahead of ufc 234, fatstelum only has 1 impressive fight kek

Love how often the top comment is about pirate streams.

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Tim Kennedy was pretty good.

I clearly said unless you're a towel goatfucker. So fuck off Emre

Islam is not a race

>tf
>tp
Oh for sure, Khadid

meant for

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>NC over 2017 Vitor Belfort
>Impressive win

vitor belfort has no known weaknesses

Prime Artem heems Paulie

Not true, Usada counts as his kyrptonite

Do you think in 20 years time we will be witnessing the next great Schaub era when Tuggert comes of age?

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Fucking hell that kid is retarded

Seejurs are a beast

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Well he is the product of CTE'd Schaub and a 75 iq goblina

based

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Being very sincere here. Tiger seems 'special', like normal kids don't make the weird faces he does.

He's no more or less retarded than Brendan. For what that's worth.

>begs doctor to stop the fight when in no immediate danger

Is that what they call "heart"?

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Better grappling than his father

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He was in immediate danger of becoming a braindead veggie

Who takes it, bees?

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daily reminder that Browne literally beat Schaub and took his girl, cucked twice

Kennedy was already past it at that point

*heems you*

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>Autistic Valbong

hi guys! i'm new on this forum, when is Conor McGregor fighting again?

thawlts on natty costa filling in for yoel against jacare

Jesus came to me in a dream last night, and he told me bjj is for fags. He also said god hates wrestlefuckers.

And Stipe tapped

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Costa is suspended, goof caz.

Really looking forward to jerking my gherkin to this one tbqhwy lads. Qt amazon tomboy vs thicc wrestlefu.

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that was satan mate. jesus doesnt like your kind

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chiasson has unironically been fun so far, spicy for a wmma

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>was notorious
*ahem*
didn't you mean "The" Notorious?

sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/romero-adoece-e-ufc-planeja-paulo-borrachinha-x-ronaldo-jacare-em-fort-lauderdale.ghtml
Stop believing every rumor you read on r/MMA, dummy. The Chad "Natty God" Costa has the little Cuban boi shook, just accept it. Yoel fears the big Brazilian cock.

based
we're getting the belt by the end of the year

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The absolute state of WMMA "striking"

Jesus is literally a jew tho

Roiding intensifies

welcome to city 17, fucko

see the christcucks jump out with the "n-not a jew a GALILEE totally different ok?" argument now

*retches*

i liked her better with small boobs

Ben Askren's brain + Demetrious Johnson's body + Derrick Lewis's diet = unbeatable

That's my mommy!

Is Michelle Waterson considered the sexiest chick here because Americans have some weird craze on asians?

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>Sheems you

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*wins*

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for me, its jessica rose clark.

that's about the age where Pat Barry started grooming her

da, she has no character now, just horse faced bimbo

She has also proven she is fertile, unlike most fighters.
Reminder that Holly Holm was saying how she will retire to be a family woman for years, and now her husband left her because she won't have a child.

Zabit is officially my boy now that I've seen the MMW video about him.

*BANG BANG*
Heh nothin personal, Thiago

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Maia doesn't have a fight, I guess they could do him vs Jacare if he's willing to move up.

>got a job
>can afford coke again
236 wooooo

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I'm not so sure she's considered the sexiest here my guy. I personally like her (and she's a decent fighter unironically) but heem has varied tastes.

This violates global rule 1 fyi. Not reporting you, just wanted to warn you buddeh. Next time though I'm afraid I'll have no other option than to file a report and submit it the the moderators.

>shoots you
>gets two points deduction
It is what it is

Gina > Chimpy > Miesha > Dern > Ostovich > Waterson

Saturday night

If you're ranking Ostovich, then you might as well be ranking Roy Nelson.

>chimpy
>miesha
>>>>>>>>>dern
>ostovich
yikes, is your vision ok?

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you're a faggot, Vanzant is a 6/10 at max

whats wrong with buying coca cola

Maia just wants to retire at this point, i doubt he would make that "sacrifice" leading to nothing, but maybe the 2 bjj artists narrative could make it happen.

>Zabit is officially my boy now that I've seen the MMW video about him.

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For me it's that little favela monkey girl that I can't ever remember the name of. Not traditionally attractive.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3819861/MMA-fighter-Julian-Wallace-posted-naked-photos-former-fiancee-Facebook-threatened-release-sex-tape-exposed-details-vicious-assault.html

were these ever seen?

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Who is she with now?

Yep. That's what I thought too.He got cucked, she got a sweet new job being an escort in singapore. He's gotta be pissed.

hi Miesha

It's actually makes sense that Russian government consider people with a lot of tattoos mentally ill

They were likely stolen from Brians iCloud not leaked by him, a few other leaks came out around the same time, including Catherine Bell a QT scottish footballer fucking her coach

Whittaker ended Yoels career

>missed weight in each of his two actual fights
>ducked Paulo twice
>pissed hot and has to drop out against Poopare
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*and

They are washing him like a car between rounds and he sits on his chair for as long as he can. The guy natural born cheater

Who won in that brazil tv show where he had to do some obstacle course with costa?

my face is more busted up after hard rolling

what a devastating assault!

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me

You and your retarded friends destroyed my country

>muh internet turf war

Nuclear cringe

Conor is a real asshole. What kind of person doesnt respect someone else's religious freedom to treat women like subhumans?

Clawja?

is macy a gay?

I finally figured it out. I found the answer I've been looking for.

>posts cute pic of Michelle
>why is she considered cute
Low IQ post

UFC Heavyweight Stipe Miocic fights for more than just a gold belt

Ten years ago, coach james lursen gave brian ortega a choice

I unironically drink Modelo more now

It's like Corona but not shitty

I don’t drink I never drink hey what’s your problem

Undoubtedly

WONT YOU TAKE ME FAR AWAY FROM THE MUCKY MUCK MAAAAAAAAN

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*makes ONE MMA debut and draws more dimes than every UFC event so far combined*

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>tfw only now I realised it's a beer commercial

>gets flushed by a FW

Reminds me of in 300 when Leonidas is sizing up his unit and he see the captain's son and says "He's too young to heave felt a woman's warmth." Based Leonidas showing concern that the young spartan was gonna die before feeling warm hole.

>treats people like shit for years
>he finally ends up in a tough spot
>"wahhh why won't anyone help me?" *sobs off camera*
scumbag gets what he deserves

you're slacking spammy, fitch is live. heem needs to hear this youtube.com/watch?v=gc5OB6UHzes

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Tell me about Johnny Walker. Why does he do the worm?

So Jacare retires now? He has nobody to fight, and he said he'd retire if he doesn't get a title shot after this. He won't from a cancelled fight.
Everyone in the division is either a low ranked bum, or has a fight signed, or recently fought Souza.

that's just how he rolls

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this image is excellent

I hope not. Like you said most of the division are bums, it should be him fighting Fatselum for the interim instead of Stylefaggot

our autist

Why the fuck they won't make him fight Costa is beyond me. Yoel ducked both of them

KINO ALERT
youtu.be/yKvRrwQv5sI
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I seriously think Costa is under investigation, else it makes no sense why he isn't fighting.

>Cuck Thomas
Cringe

Wait so who actually pissed hot? Yoel or Costa?

Shan't be watching that.

the amount of cuckness in this video is unbelievable

But what do you really think about it if you weren’t trying to impress your Heem friends?

based

>tfw you could hold down and fuck the champ champ

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To protect Yoel from retirement

I’m in that picture, under the table.

He has quickly become my new boy.

Elias is scheduled to fight the week after jacare vs Romero II was supposed to be. Have him step into expose and flush jacare for good

>pooban fighters

Why are weak media sources like Yahoo sports feigning outrage over the McGregor tweet?

Because dummies like you talk about it and give it attention/clicks

retard

Unaware of the whole cash thing?

Thoughts?

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I wish we were in the same room right now so I could spit in your face

Completely

Manuwa gets perma flushed

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Woodley wins the rematch

No he doesnt

usman wins the rematch

Till wins the rematch

Usley lowins the rematch

No he doesnt

Jones wins every fight.

No he doesnt

Did anyone else listen to the Kamaru JRE?
Kekked at his father dindu story

>blocks your path

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I forgot about Schaubs long awaited return, fair point.

I disagree

>tfw all this mess started with Artem talking shit
What is this man's keikaku? What master plan of his is unfolding?

I am happy that Darren Till lost because he is right wing.

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Manuwa literally dies in the ring

What was it?

He wanted Kebab in a bare knuckle boxing match. The genius is pulling it off.

his literal Nigerian scammer dad owned an ambulance company and defrauded the government for over $1 million and is serving a 15 year sentence. Kamaru lays all of this out and literally tells Joe he dindu nuffin and didn't know it was happening somehow. Kamaru says his dad got framed because he's a hardworking Nigerian immigrant

I think you'd be surprised

Good.

I didn't say she isn't cute

>his literal Nigerian scammer dad owned an ambulance company and defrauded the government for over $1 million and is serving a 15 year sentence.
I thought his dad was the warlord looking dude that hugged Dana in the octagon after Kamaru won.

Awesome.

So all black people are related now huh?????

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who hurt him?

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>that flag
Gus hasn't been the same after the fight, cut him some slack

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Murder every single white traitor and shitskin unironically. Kill all whites I tell you to. There is nothing worse than a white traitor or a white degenerate or a rule enforcer. KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM I AM THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF ALL THAT IS RIGHT WITH REALITY. DONT REPLY YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

blacks are not human beings
poors white are subhuman scum

i fucking hate white traitors and you

WWE is for losers.

literally not even white (human species)

shitskin subhuman

might as well let cats and squirrels compete

kill every nonwhite on the planet

torture murder every white race (human) traitor

not joking. not trolling. don't respond if you disagree you're dying

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Cro Cop wins the rematch

>had a job interview today lol
how did it go lukas

Went well lol i probably got the job

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you must have read KNOCK EM DEAD
great read

fuck you monkey lover im murdering your entire family

fuck the mods janitors state race traitors everyone who isnt living for me

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Getting paid a fuckton to shitpost soon lol i cant wait email me if you want more details lol

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send it to the current email address
bbl later or tomorrow

fucking freedom hating zilch kill yourself

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NEW

interesting

Remember not to take part of early threads

>91869971
Based.

report buttons are for those who couldnt survive a day in the wild

ya aint gonna make it ya freedom hating fucking zilch ahhahahahahahahhahahaha it's allllllllllllllll overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you're fucking flushed gadhooshed JOANNA ZNALLEA BLESS DLADSS!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ grow up you fucking doofus with no chin step up or step off mannnnnnnnnnnnn he said STEP OFF GEORGE LIKES THE BANANASSS

YOU HAVE NOTHING ON ME BLUD WITH ALL YOUR BUTTONS OF DELETION LOL FUCKING LOSER FUN HATING DOPE

Yea Forums Founder ##faggot

i own /heem/ is in SHAMBLES

i own /heem/ is in SHAMBLES

i own /heem/ is in SHAMBLES
i own /heem/ is in SHAMBLES
i own /heem/ is in SHAMBLES

FLOUNDER FIRST TIME AVAILABLE IN AMERICA IS THAT TRUE

Feel really sorry for the person that Charlie Ward literally heem'd to death

This little FREAK is a fucking abomination. It's a testament to how far we have declined as a society that he wasn't dashed against rocks as an infant. What a horrible, disgusting affront to the goodness of God's creation.

If I were anywhere near Los Angeles, our modern Gomorrah, I would choke the life out of this little mongrel's disgusting and hateful demonic face.

My day is ruined for having gazed upon such filth.

The sheer unholy AUDACITY to try and pass this mutt, this mongrel, this ANIMAL as a human being fills me with such rage that I quake in anger.

Had this halfling resided in my village I would come to him at night with fire and cleanse the world of his stain. It is a failing of modern society that now I would somehow be accused of a crime for ridding God's kingdom of such affronts to his glory.

Ok, now this is based

checked and this

Fuck you retard, stop copying pastas from Yea Forums

I was planning on making the same post with a Dillashaw picture...

>that gracie academy tattoo on his right arm
Wonder how rener got him to do that.

Looking forward to the next heem thread

Why is tiger carrying a television remote outside the house?

I'm actually not desu. It's like, what's the fucking point ya know? Who cares. Whatever.

Fuck off nigger

...

Just about finished watching the MMA Beat and now I'm gonna watch this. I have nothing better to do.

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That's because it IS a ripoff. Cbd has horrible oral bioavailability, something like 30%. So if you eat a 10mg gummy you're getting like 3.3mg. Combine that with the fact that it's non psychoactive and does not possess the same anti-inflammatory and pain relieving properties as THC/THC-A, it is basically useless in small doses unless vaporized or smoked.

>t. a recovered, former pothead retard who invested far too much time and money in the herbal jew