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This.

Anytime the Cubs face the Braves, doesn't matter what year it was, they always fucking lose to them.

LOOK AT THIS CUBS DEFENSE OH NO NO NO

Is that stupid faggot who said Heyward deserves to be on the big league club in these threads? How is that awful fucking average rally killer look now?

LMAO EVEN HEYWARD MAKING ERRORS NOW

>7th error of the series
>Only played 9 inning and a bit of baseball
Burn this stadium to the ground too. It's cursed.

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wtf...

hope all those chicago transplants in atlanta go home to another blowout tonight.

lmao, yeah and Happ deserves to be in AAA. Zagunis and Heyward can't even catch the fucking ball.

>Le Throw it in the Dirt Man

yay

Lester doing his favorite thing, leaving runners stranded.

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something is very wrong with the cubbie...

lets write a letter to theo on how to fix our team

Dear Theo,
FUCK YOU THEO FUCK YOU

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>le 167 strikeout man
>7-for-52 in spring training

nahh id rather he not take Almora or Schwarber's spot in the lineup

oh this guy again! you piss me off

got em

>Schwarber

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lel

why does shorbert of all players think he can steal bases...

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So outside of Baez, is there anyone else who can steal consistently?

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>mic'ing up the lemonade girl

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He could take Heyward's, faggot.

Shwarber in LF
Almora CF
Happ/Zobrist RF

*sweaties intensifies*

>would have scored a run if Schwarber didn't think he was billy hamilton

LESTER WITH A BASE HIT TO BRING HOME WILLY
1-0

The DH can eat it!

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>FREE OUTS

>lester

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THE BIG FELLA

>Greinke hitting 2 dingers in one game
>deGrom going yard today

abolish the DH

Here comes Heyward to kill the rally again.

Remember when Teheran was good?

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Hey what's going on there?

At least it wasn't a GIDP.

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Well at least he didn't GIDP

remember when lester couldn't buy a hit in 2015?
pepperidge farm remembers.

my thoughts exactly
that was actually a positive outcome

Pray for Bobby friends.

not gonna lie he was doing great in the opening day start til dansby made that error.

How the fuck is Heyward still on this team? Red Sox dumped shit like Gonzalez and Crawford almost immediately.

Did he try to kill himself? Wondering why they won't say he's in the hospital

Giant contract and the owner is a miser.

Stroke

damn RIP he's gonna be a retard now

he's said to be awake and in good spirits right now. he's having a problem with his speech though

more like---bobby COCKS!

Golden Glove for Baez!

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Probably not if he doesn't play short or 2nd again. What position is russell going to play he comes back?

I wish the Cubs still had Jon Jay

Russell always plays Shortstop.

They really need to make a category for multiple positions.

>Defense finally has a mistake free inning
Slow and steady progress

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>Calling that a strike
electronic strike zone when?

bote's e-extension: 5 years 15 m-million

>$3M/yr average

ok, could be worse
I get its a back-loaded deal, but for a bench guy?
Baez, Bryant, etc. are probably zesting for a contract with all these extension and they give a deal to Boaty McBoatface...

is dansby going to have a breakout season

DANS BAE SWANSON!

Swanson will be the most improved player in baseball this year, cap it

So how juiced at the balls this year?

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OZZZIEEEEE

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>Braves are going ham at the plate
>this fucking interview WON'T END

FUCK FOX SOUTH

ALBIES GONNA ALBIE

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love when ESPN doesn't show back to back home runs because they're running some bullshit pregame interview

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for real. ESPN is hot garbage

what's going on here again?

I mean FUCK ESPN

sorry forgot which shitty broadcast I was watching

is tonight the night donaldson brings the rain?

Leicester PLEASE wtf

>anti-ironically watching ESPN baseball coverage when theres alternatives available

>CUSB

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>Cubs still can't into defense

this isn't getting old

love

>scoring that a hit

oh no no no

truly the GOAT bobblehead

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unironically true

Acuna's just having horrible luck on these line drives so far this season

Josh Donaldson strikes me as the guy who honestly loves Jason Aldean's 'Old Boots, New Dirt'

oh but they can

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>Walking Lester

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>walking Lester

>Heyward kills another rally

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heyward's a faggot

can I get a quick run down of the game

I just want a starting pitcher to go 5 innings, just one

Lester's not getting the calls except when he is, Cub's defense is still lol though the only runs have come off Barves dingers or Lester ribs

this ump is actual shit

thanks

>uggs

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Why are island monkeys and South American dudes all fags? The castizo women are smokey hot.

Blocks ur path

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>jizzo

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>Dykaez

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can't even hit now

Maddon should send a recycling bin up to bat
at least it wouldn't strike out swinging

That doesn't make sense

religion and sicial mores

I don't want to go back to the dark days bros...

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At least we're making sure the ricketts get ruined with their TV venture.
That's what the Republican fuck gets for refusing to fund the team.

Toussant > Vizcano

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I don't care about that and I don't know why you would care about anything other than the baseball itself.

woohoo I'm so happy :D

BIG WILLY WITH HIS FIRST HOME RUN OF THE SEASON AND IT'S A HUGE ONE BECAUSE THE CUBS RETAKE THE LEAD

3-2

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D I N G E R

the absolute state of ATL pitching

financial flexibility shows its face

>Pimping a homer game 5

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FREE WILLY

>I don't care about an owner who refuses to pay for talent and puts more game broadcasts behind a paywall.
That has everything to do with baseball you chucklefuck.

sorry

why is lester hitting in the 6th win a lead why joe why

>Walking Lester
>Again

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>Its republicans fault the team sucks because the owner wouldn't go out and spend money
Don't you fags have one of the leagues biggest payrolls?

>walking Lester AGAIN

Ventilation is clogged.

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>RBI single
>BB
>BB

Jon '1.000 BA' Lester at your service

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Heyward is due.
For a GIDP

GOT night a wrigley Im going are u

They're still getting outspent and it's a billionaire family, they have the money to spend.

cmon heyward hit the ball to me

Here comes Heyward to hit into a double play.

HEY HEY its a can of corn

He tried

The Heyward luck stat procs! Let's watch Lester haul ass to 3rd!!

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bunt he didnt

>Ozzie
>Venters

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looks like the Braves turn to dump pasta on the floor

>Lester going 1st-to-3rd
what cant this man do?

That looks morel like Schwarber and Lester did a fusion dance.

here we go again

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472', don't want to short Willy.

for me it's autism night

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Remember when baseball stadiums didn't have ads behind home plate

killing animals is so 1700

Dansby out for season

Lester, what are you doing!?

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Baiting the Barves into injuring themselves.

Lester playing 4D chess on the base path

I'd rather not have him insure himself in the process. If he goes down, we're fucked. Even more than usual.

looks like parsons gets to be ol reliable for the braves

>RISP

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oof

i like the way you move i like the way you move

GOT EEM

MLB.com confirms Bobby Cox has passed away

YEAH chicago got a new mayor YEAH YEAH

>[K]ris Bryant
>RISPy business

at least >we have the lead

wow what a disgusting piece of shit

wtf that Cubs fan used some voodoo magic to pull that ball out of play

based
this

>cubs fans reaching out to try and touch balls in play

What the fuck is wrong with you retards

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you better be vegetarians

Markakis gonna kek.

>Foul ball
>in play
Why are Barf fans so retarded?

eating flesh is disgusting and tasty at the same time why

You'd think they of all people would know better.

>Yfw da barves win da worlds eries

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Lester is now controlling the ump's mind.

how do I jinx lester to a lose so dat I can winning money

>ump starting to give Lester strikes

and a "that was bullshit" for the kids, courtesy of Tyler Flowers

>Lester sneaks away with a quality start and is line for the win.

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>Lester < 3 ERA and about to be 2-0.
But the fantasy baseball podcasts virgins told me he sucks???

This is going to be some kind of Final Destination bullshit, isn't it? This is going to be the season the Braves were supposed to have last season instead of that out of nowhere Coach of the Year season. Tony motherfucking Todd is in the crowd laughing, isn't he?

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The league is desperate to get the c*bs some wins don't bother responding this is proven fact

TRADE RIZZO FOR PITCHING AND SHIT

FOOD STAMP CHANGES: A new bill in Chicago would expand the state’s food stamp program to allow recipients to use the benefits inside restaurants.

youtube.com/watch?v=qxffh_JFe1Q

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Game over. Braves shut down this late when behind more than one run.

Rizzo is a mad man

RIZZO SCORES ON A WILD PITCH
4-2

No guts, no glory.

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Kys

>Foul ball
>able to be caught for an out

fucking morons

TRADE RIZZO FOR FOOD STAMPS AND SHIT

jesus christ

veto that shit

>That base running by Willy.

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lol just pick up the ball dude lmao its right there FLOURS

AKSHAWLLEE

That's usually the position they were in when they rallied and won so many times last season.

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>Chicago cucks
>Chicago Bulls
>Chicago Blackcocks
>Chicago white sux
Jesus christ, get it together

>Trading the best lead off pitcher in baseball for another pitcher and food stamps.
What is wrong with you?

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fuck off

I hate these blue cross commercials

how are tha barves STILL doing this r*cist tomahawk chop chant in 2019...unbelievable...

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>leafcuck

Time to see if Kintizler is good, or if the first two games were just flukes;

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the leaf is right

poor people please go

They will blow that entire monthly allowance on two meals

this is just the corrupt shithole of shitcago that is trying to steal money

>bullpen

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The Day of the Rake is coming, little leaf. We will sell you to Lesotho.

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why shouldn't I be allowed to eat at applebee and chili with me food stamps. its 2019 not 1950

Historically that has not been the case for the Brave's

Because it's literally the government picking up the tab - go as cheap as possible and cook at home you fucking moron useless sack of shit.

1-2-3
Kintizler is pretty good,

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if I paid taxes I would be upset.

Q: Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd base, or from 2nd base to 3rd base?
A: 2nd to 3rd because there is a short stop in the middle.

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hold on let me do the math

i don't get it they are exactly the same distance though?

dont be upset you too can eat at restaurants

I am a TAXPAYER
ALL government employees at ALL levels
included but not limited to: police officers, librarians the scum on Parliament Hill, public school teachers, the clowns at the passport office, the assholes at the border, etc.
get their salaries via tax money, i.e. MY money
as such, they are payed by me, and are thus my employees, and MUST do whatever I the boss says :^)

i still dont see a problem if the government pays

it's 90 feet either way

hold on im still doing the math one sec

Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team

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by my calculations user is a faggot

I don't know why I'm so irritated this early in the season

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>Heyward GIDP

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>GIDP
Vintage Heyward

he was due

unexpected, how could one have predicted this?

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CUBS WIN

Time for Rally Ears.

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Where is the CWEP poster?

Q: How often do baseball players call each other?
A: They touch base every once in a while.

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it begins

Jason Heyward or Alfonso Soriano worst cub contract

>That ball 4
This ump's strike zone is skitzo

Please not again

Triple play is in order

Can we get Heyward back and make him learn plate patience behind Acuna?

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the cubs may have assembled literally the worst bullpen in history

I cant do this another year...i will be back when the cubs get better pitchers and heyward is off the team for good

heyward because Soriano was a student of the game at least

Braves say hold our beer.

Throw a strike you useless fucking bum.

Cishek...
Why...?

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Just bring in Edwards for the lulz at this point.

With all luck, he's going to give up a grand slam.

Incoming

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Reminder Cubs are fucking faggots for putting Ian Happ in AAA.

could use him in the bullpen right now

Soriano could actually hit

That racist chant is starting to get annoying.

Fire everyone

>cusbs

fucking KEK

Camargo gonna GO!

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Oh my god
>CUSB

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DAMN IT ROSARIO
I HAD FAITH

CAMARGOAT

>Cubs are going to be forced to rebuild and trade everyone, but the one guy who will still be there is Heyward

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Fucking cubs team is absolute trash. Honest to god fire maddon. I’m done with these shit meme manager who can’t make a competent pitching change ever

dabs

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That blackout stadium chop looks rad af tbqh senpai.

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so this is what it looks like when the other team's bullpen throws a game away by walking a gorillion batters, so odd seeing it in reverse

>you being a leftist faggot

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Fucking based. I bet Ian is laughing his ass off right now.

ayy lmao

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Exclusive image of Theo Epstein's office.

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Brave fans sure are a bunch of fairweathers, they only show up when they're winning late.

Ian was garbage and a total meme. Guy was the streakiest player

Why is it Maddon's fault that he's handed all these shit players? You actually think he wants to play Heyward everyday? In tampa he would never give a fucking retard like that, that much playing time.

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qt braves fan girls

If he was on a competent team where he got playing time he would turn into an NL version of Benintendi.

Maddon has always struggled with pitching changes. And heyward should never be playing ever. Descalso and Albert play no matter what

lel

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Get me Kimbrel

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Accurate assessment desu

>being rich is bad!

I thought all the Communists were hanged in the McCarthy witch trails?

He had plenty of playing time last year and all he did was strike out
I have some faith in the guy, hes young and shown flashes of great all-around skills, but Happ is not worthy right now

>Epstein going to get fired or leave
>he'll leave the team with a shit mess of overbloated contracts just like he did with Red Sox

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You can't blame Maddon for tonight, this was all on Cishek shitting the bed hard and no one was warmed up until he loaded the bases.

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Maddon fucked up his swing and approached by forcing him to be a leadoff hitter. Happ isn't a leadoff type of guy.

this post didn't age well

Can we still get him even?

Come on, Donaldson. Show them why we decided to pay you 23 Million dollars.

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>cusb

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WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK

Goddamn, Cubs look worse than the white sox.

Who /white sox/ here?

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Gonzales was the worst manager. I'm glad based snitker has come and saved us

>Cusb
>Cusb
>Cusb

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Is it time for the mlb to step in and take over organizational control of the cubs?

So far this year for Cubs has a very 2009 vibe. Bunch of guys were once good starting to show that their success was all a fluke. They have a lame duck manager.

At least he got a quality start and will get a ND

Wish we still had Teddy running things

>Ump refuses to give any pitches on the boarder
We need an electronic strike zone.

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this bullpen is an atrocity...
I initially hated the idea of signing Kimbrel cause of his stupid meme stance before every pitch, but he'd be a great asset now

where would you put Happ in the order?

Fuck no. This type of stuff makes the game fun and exciting.

Barvesbro here but my grandfather was a huge White Sox fan. He used to drive up I-55 from Mississippi for business conventions way back in the day and went to every game he could.

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FIRE FREEMAN

If anything it would be worth to sign him just keep him off the Boors.

>30 walks in 4 games

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6 or 7.

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being a yuppie is the epitome of little dick behavior

>Gonzales was the worst manager.
God he was bad, Cox was really bad about leaving pitchers in too long though

Q: How do baseball players stay cool?
A: By sitting next to the fans.

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Cox was great at getting tossed to build up morale though.

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2 away.
Pls Viz

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>Darvish vs. Fried tomorrow

double yikes

>Bobby in the hospital after a stroke yesterday

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The braves need kimbrel

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Fucking this.

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One (1) away.

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bravos win

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gg braves

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>schwarbk

I don't even know what to say, what a dumpster fire.

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W

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GOT 'EEM

BARVES WIN
BARVES WIN
BARVES WIN

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!

GG, Cusb. See y'all tomorrow!

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>Brewers beat Cincy 1-0.

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Vizcaino is at least a solid reliever and Minter has closer potential, but both are questions durability and consistency. So yeah I'm all aboard the sign Kimbrel train and have been all offseason.

Also goo... well it was a game anyway, you guys owe us for that fucking sub zero game last year anyway

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MLB.com said he passed away about an hour ago

classless, mad cubs fans detected

Blobby Cox still alive

...

>
lol @ the cope; cubs are garbage

[citation needed] dicklet

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BARVES WIN!!!!

But shame about Cox, I hope he gets through his stroke.

god I miss those days

Same, friend. At least we kept some pics.

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was rocker based

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He still is

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based

lel

Based and blackpilled

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