/mlb/ general - NO BULLY edition

fucking hate what girls do with their eyebrows
wtf is it with this tapered fade bullshit?

cubs fan here

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EVERYBODY LAUGH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

very mean spirited

more like tuloquitski lol

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STL here can confirm we got some damn fine grass in STL. Damn fine grass.

Sorry, didn't mean to insult your toilet

Harper is hitting .500.

What's your team's megastar's excuse?

>lol pooston

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But how did it get so fine?

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just a few more losses and I won't have to see this faggot again

shitload of insufferably disgusting humidity March-November

*spits*
retard

I wish these Jewish baseball writers would stop referring to players as “studs.” It’s really fucking faggy

Imagine just getting out of bed every day and being a Astros fan.

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SCUBA KEK SCUBA

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>MVP was a hurricane

Sounds like a nightmare

its their job to sexualize the players, theyre trying turning everything gay including the fucking frogs

Great post

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Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 3m
#WhoSox get their man. Craig Kimbrel is a who!

Going to the home opener tomorrow.

Do they introduce the entire team, like pitching staff and all, like they do for opening day?

I'd be very happy if the Reds, Cardinals, Brewers, Pirates, or White Sox sign Craig Kimbrel after the shitshow(s) the Cubs have put on with their bullpen.

Imagine if that pizza was my penis haha

>darvish starting tomorrow
oh boy here we go again

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You realize the cubs fan here poster is a false flag trying to get everyone to hate the cubs?

haha it would be extremely painful

It's too late, we hated the Cubs long before he came along

(someone post Harper's career May splits)

I'm a big guy, if you know what I mean

LOLLLLLLLL
>crumsbs

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Yes, it is a great time

I ordered a pizza guys

what makes you think I'm a falseflag?

Obsessed

awesome, if first pitch is 1:10, whats a good time to be in my seats?

i keep trying to find details. all my searches for "home opener" or "opening day" is just matchup previews or recaps of last thursdays game

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What toppings?

>CTRL+F
>Ron Kulpa
>Nobody talking about the worst Umpire Officiating in the past 10 years

Lol, is this a dead thread?

anchovies?

Please, the crying needs to stop, disastro fan

This. The way this smug piece of shit announces his presence in every fucking thread. Oh it makes my blood boil! Oh look a new thread? Neat! That is until the fucking scumbag says "CUBS FAN HERE!!" as if he owns the fucking place! It's clearly a falseflag and hes trying to make everyone hate us. Fuck that guy. Fuck his stupid dancing cub bear. Fuck everything about him and fuck every thread be posted it.

Gallies to the genny!

Pretty embarrassing spectacle. I hope Manfred has the balls to suspend him for a game or two but he most likely wont.

omigosh :D

Anything bad that happens to Texas is based.

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The Brewers are on pace to finish with 138 wins and a +23 run differential

Mmm.. that's the way grandpappy played baseball...good ole deadball era...close games... pitchin n defense ruled... some bbq after the game... a gent's club... bring your family... fun time... Mmmmm.. couple cold ones... that's what life's all about

how does a city that's able to predict with 100% certainty rain delay enough to cancel a game an entire 24hrs before hand not have a roof of some sort?

Mmmm..back in the day we'd play rain or shine... a gent's game sure...but also a man's game... maybe find a deck for some bbq...bring the kids... couple cold ones... barb's apple pie was an instant classic...

Be in the stadium by 12:10, take a lap around the park, and be in your seats by 12:45.

He needs to be fired or kneecapped so that he can never walk on a baseball field ever again. I don't care that we lost I just can't believe the absolute mockery Ron Kulpa made out of baseball tonight. He made it a fucking mockery. It was disgusting. 5 balls to Altuve makes it a full count, a ball damn near center pitch is a ball from cole, taunting the pitcher during warm-up, pushing Stassi with his facemask, agitating Cintron and Hinch screaming "I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT"

This was embarrassing to watch.

roofs ruin the integrity of the game

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>snowbelt grass

Based Centralbros

this is psychotic...fucking psychotic

Could an inning theoretically end on 1 pitch if a pitcher balked 3 times and then the batter hit into a triple play?

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if were talking ridiculous scenarios
an inning could end on 0 pitches
>tie game
>bottom of ninth
>intentional walk first batter
>since its a signal no pitches thrown
>3 balks in a row
>walk off balk

>hit first batter
>baserunner steals all the bases after to score

its vital the yankees lose, in order to weed out the bandwagoners.

craziest thing ive witness was last years balkoff, cant recall who was playing. I wanna see some of this REALLY crazy shit happen one day

>3 IBB
>1 Triple play

>3ibb
>3 pickoffs

>baseball heaven
>roof
Never ever gonna happen

if we're talking unconventional baseball plays, this was pretty ridiculous

youtube.com/watch?v=ejLYYsK4LbQ

this one too

youtube.com/watch?v=lVMPP1FN3SA

>

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please spare me

please don't hurt me

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We're very sorry

/goldenmlb/

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kowahhh! mercy!

You want to hear some REALLY crazy shit? This year Josh Hader struck out three (!!!) consecutive batters. That's the kind of shit only seen in daydreams!

3 strikeouts? 9 strikes in one inning? I'm calling BS... they say the last one to do that is walter johnson himself

The kind of thing purists whisper in hushed tones around a hot stove

oh some say it was a dream. an urban legend they tell to their kids that gets warped into reality, it couldn't possibly be. 9 strikes...1 inning. I'm getting fuzzy just thinking about it

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>Fernando Rodney

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Proof or fuck off

really? people put too much emphasis on "proof" nowadays... an arbitrary set of conditions that shows an event happen... but what about "baseball intuition." a true baseball fan wouldn't need to see things to believe em,

GET IN HERE

Here's a challenge /mlb/, who are some players people think are bad but they aren't actually that bad at all.

And no stupid meme answers like DURR BRUCE LARPER HURR

>chokeland gays

Bryce Harper is the reverse, though. What a terrible example.

Ump unions are a hell of a thing

Adam Frazier

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Bartolo Colon

ri/c/e owls!

me/a/n gr/e/en!

The genny is under siege

what sporp is this

dafuq, is this real
i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--DUZ0cYCR--/qapfiqo0dcs3x1c8280i.mp4

Yea Forumsstros!!!

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>gawker

I saw that/.. cray!! cray-cray!!! :D

He's good, but he's no Hader

ri/c/e owls!

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Fuck you you little cocksucking piece of shit rags retards go FUCK YOURSELF literally NO RINGS lmao and youre smug but you shouldn't be FUCK YOU
Yea Forumsstros!
ri/c/e owls!

Stay fucking obsessed cocksuckers!
Yea Forumsstros
Ro/c/kets
Tex/a/ns
Rice Owls!!

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>You are are last hope brewers

>

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What are the odds that the WS winner is Colon?

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not likely. he is currently a free agent.

baste bart playing the long game

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alt-wrongies out out out

underboob

She's wearing a modest one-piece user

The Chicago Cubs

stink

This is insane

Fuck... got em

I don't think so slimeball. Doxx this asshole

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BASED

this is _____

>100% kicking accuracy

sparta

sparta

/hoc/ lite

SPARTA

central broship territory

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Legends tell of a pitcher who once struck out three consecutive batters

/mlb/ is full of psychopaths

Bros is this what Hell is like?

no pic related is

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>/mlb/ general - CAPITAL LETTERS edition
>MIL

houspie spotted
also you forgot to change MLW to MIL in the other one you made

Marlins will be your 2019 world series champs

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youtube.com/watch?v=sNprYJNAzBs

youtube.com/watch?v=8U18EuNN2D0

youtube.com/watch?v=VyDZQ8FBB1o

t. houspie

Anime fag

MLW Brew Crew!

weebies make ya seeth?

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D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

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Cartoons piss me off

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Oh this guy's asking for it

8snap8

white sox. also im drunk

I would be wasted 24/7 if I like the whos

How they lookin this year based Centralbro

im gonna kick your ass

realistically probably pretty shit but some of our trash players have really stepped up so far (yoan, giolito). i remain cautiously optimistic as i am every year

We're winning 3rd place
Devil get behind me

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press K to KILL a royals fan!

>spicswing

Press G to laugh at germies!

G

K

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OPENING DAY BITCHES
IVE BEEN WAITING ALL FUCKING YEAR FOR THIS

Turner ded
Sanchez ded
Adams ded

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>rags are off to a really hot start
Boy i can't wait to be disappointed again by July

You should be disappointed by the end of April. Hope that helps.

That's fine because we're taking second. Fuck the Twinkies.

this tbhqfamalam

>tuloshitzki

He cant even stay healthy enough to cash his cheques without pulling a calf strain

>Tie game
>First pitch home run

1 pitch inning

*is the best pitcher in baseball*

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until he needs Tommy John surgery by June

>It's Cuckies season again
REEEEE

>rags
They aren't a team with a lot of power but they are fun regardless.

LMAO the fucking balk off

>Chris Carpenter
huh

Morning, lads.

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that's not Tanaka?

Yeah... I'm thinking we're back

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I'm thinking we're not

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espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/26437370/keep-banter-polite?platform=amp

Jones is such a crybaby

I don't mind it. We should be better.
Jones has a point, the fan isn't gonna talk to him like that on the street, so maybe the tough guy ought to refrain from calling anyone a bitch, until he will. If you're a fan and don't like the guy? Boo him. You get the same point across. Unless Jones has somehow offended that guy personally, using that language, ESPECIALLY at Petco, where there are tons of kids and families around, does nothing but make the fan look bad.

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Have some faith, user

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Does Boston have a plan, Dutch?

It feels good to know that the dodgers window has closed. Nats, Phillies, Mets, Brewers all have a better chance of making it to the world series. Of course any NL team is going to get absolutely destroyed by the AL team

He was truly based

2019, I am forgotten.

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>any NL team is going to get absolutely destroyed by the AL team
The NL just needs to send a team that's not the doyers, they must be cursed or something

You're right, some of the other NL teams are looking really good and have deep rosters. For some reason I have a sense that the Yanks are going to get destroyed by injuries. If they don't, they might run away with it though.

When did /mlb/ begin brap posting?

But it's part of baseball and Jones has always been a bitch. Removing someone that pays good money to get drunk and trash talk is 100% wrong. Jones is already one of the most unloved players in the league and things like this only make him look worse. Nobody likes a thin skinned athlete.

>Adam "I've never been called the n word before" Jones

>Removing someone that pays good money to get drunk and trash talk is 100% wrong.
>trash talk
Again, all trash talking accomplishes is expressing your displeasure of a guy. There is nothing prohibiting you or that fan from getting as drunk as you want, which I sure as hell did last Thursday in the same park no less, and booing the shit out of him, which I also did as I barely got my voice back from Thursday two days ago. I had an absolute blast. I was vocal, I got drunk, I didn't feel restricted, and didn't make anyone around me uncomfortable. Oh yeah, I didn't get tossed out either! There is nothing prohibiting you from getting drunk and telling a guy you don't like him. What can get you in trouble is how you tell him and that is hardly a standard that is exclusive to athletes or even Adam Jones in this country. If you are going to say things to him from the stands that you wouldn't say to his face on the street, you aren't trash talking. You're just being a tryhard punk ass bitch. And again, in the context of the ballpark experience, you are allowed to have fun, but not at the expense of those around you, because the ideal outcome is everyone having fun, and as much as I like booing visiting athletes collectively with other fans of my team, I'm also aware of the fact that that parts of my vocabulary aren't appropriate for all parties and ages, and unlike some people, I don't behave like Planet Earth is The Me Show ft. the rest of humanity. There is such a thing a courteousness, and being respectful of those around you, especially in baseball. As long as baseball is a business, it is about maximizing profit, and if a bad egg can be a reason for many other good eggs to spend less money or even leave altogether to not be around him, tossing him out is the right call. MLB provides a service, and your being able to consume that services requires that you can behave like and adult, and not an animal.

I've been researching box scores and I'm wondering has there ever been a game where a team hits a grand slam while down 5 with 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th and then the next batter immediately grounds or pops out to lose the game or something similar?

I'm not reading that

For me it's throwing bananas at black outfielders

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Moneyball worth a watch?

*sips*
member when the astros were good?

YES

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>2014
>when they lost 105 games
Give it to me straight /mlb/, was this journalist a wizard?

Absolutely.

yes.

they had some bad years after the forced move to the AL, but the new owner was actually interested in winning, unlike the previous owner, who was a fucking tard.

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>have to wait a day to watch the chadres stomp the berds

Life is suffering

t. bandwagon from Idaho

arf arf

Bullpen needs the day, dude. Getting today off is a good thing.

Give me a quick rundown on Obudel Herrera

Baby bull starts strong and then shits himself a month in

Attempted to kill the Braves sideline reporter once

Didn’t ask about harper

Deja vu

I’ve been in this place before

Mariners are going down
White Sox will take the crown

That's Obudels nickname new fan

With what hitting or pitching or defense or bullpen?

>Yankees roster is slowly imploding a week into the season

I did NOT sign to become a Yankees fan for this. WTF.

All of it.

As much as I enjoy having a laugh at the Mariner's they are definitely exceeding everyone's expectations right now

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Mets-Nats @ 1:10

PREDICT YOUR NEXT SERIESES:

>SEA @ CWS: W
>SEA @ CWS: W
>SEA @ CWS: W
>SEA @ KC: L
>SEA @ KC: W
>SEA @ KC: L
>SEA @ KC: W
>HOU vs SEA: W
>HOU vs SEA: L
>HOU vs SEA: W

I kept it as realistic as possible.

The royals are sneaky good because speed kills.

How do we fix the cubs?

Extend Bote again.

If I have some basic japanese kana reading and/or access to english guides, is Pro Yakyuu spirits 2019 a better game than The Show 19?

Give darvish every start

Casual here. Can someone please explain why Nats fans are booing Harper? I thought he left bc the Nats wouldn't pay, or wouldn't give the contract terms he wanted. But that would mean it's more the team's fault not his.
Really confused.

M's bros, how are you coping with the rain out? Tell me your feels

>Nats fans
There U go

Simple. We don't until the early 22nd century.

Nats fans are just plain retarded

its nice to give the rest of mlb a chance to catch up

>Nats fans
implying they exist

Washington DC Baseball Lastpoes

sir Im sorry

*spankku*

I think it's because he talked about staying there his whole career. Then he shopped around and found a better offer. DC fans are a little delusional obviously, but I think they know that on some level.

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yeah, absolute kino sports movie

>beating the chadinals in their home opener
I don't know about that

Love me some Anthony Rizzo, Kris Bryant, Kyle Schwarber and some Addison Russel.

Love free beer
'ate payin'!
Simple as that!

>city spends 9 years sucking your dick as their iconic baseball hero
>you quit after a billion playoff collapses to join a super team
>be baffled when they boo the shit out of you
It's like Kevin Durant but with a sliver less transparency

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Lmao that sign

So it's the same autism that's behind the Islanders booing Tavares

>102x144

You're still """paying""" tho Mo

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Mo has been sighted!

Why is this board so homophobic?

home opener for the ducks. yank's v o's

sorry sir I dont want trouble

Because your Mom is a whore.

The White Sox are good, bro. The fact that you don't realize that shows how much of a casual you are.

>shitcongo

Reminder shitcongo teams are combined 3-7 for electing a lesbian socialist gay black female mayor.

Lesbians are great. Why do you hate fun?

Bully all Cubs fans.

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Sorry sir please don't harm me I have a family

cubs fan here

Kys

6 errors lol

lesbian mayor lol

What's your favorite Minor League team?

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Iron Pigs. Duh.

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Why is it that every year half the mets lineup is made up of literal whos that hit like .220 with a .500 OPS?

memphis cardinals
kane county cougars
charlotte knights

so many awesome logos

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look how smug this bird looks !

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The Chicago White Sox.

The one with actual history

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migrate, my fellow new englanders

what happened to the royals "fans"? did they all disappear after the one good season they had?

Albuquerque Isotopes - not because I care about them, or even the Rockies (I'm from Jersey), but because I like their uniforms and aesthetic

Also, I should add, it lets me larp as a simpsons character

Their ballpark is cool

even without the white sox or cardinals playing tonight

I got
>BASED BAUER
>POO DARSHIT

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cubs minor league team logos are shit

Why are philthy fans talking so much shit while being in second place in the East

The Bryce Harper effect.

Good game, Mets. Stay mad.

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Because we are winning 120 games this year, maybe 125 if everything breaks our way

laureano fucking sucks

Literally some padre tier delusion

LOLOLOLOLOL at that fielding. get your shit together poosocks

>philthy fans took the early season Bryce Harper bait

Stay mad. Someone post a webm of the home run and bat flip vs the nashitnals.

darvish will pitch 6 shutout innings today!

what a lively general you have here.

>cubbie i don't feel so good
cubbie doobie doo where are you?

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Your face is lively.

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*goes 0/17 with 11Ks in your path*

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yes it is. i am a very handsome boy.

yes it is. i am a very FAT boy

*spaspankies!*

reminder that the Os offered Davis 150 million dollars

reminder that Davis and Boras rejected that

reminder that LITERALLY no other team in baseball was offering close to that money, like not even 80% of that, like no other team was even making offers to Davis or in competition to sign him

reminder that the Os increased their own offer to 160 million for literally no reason a week later

Reminder the o's are winning the NL East after the rays collapse happens like uhhhhhhhhh right now

Forgetting about the Yankees huh?

AL* and stinkees are probably gonna spank us

For me it’s rolls of nickels for my reparations

I know it's only April, but I think the White Sox are just about locked in for the division title.

Poo Barfish

*Twins your path*

Loo Marvish

Zoo Carvish

Doo Poovish

Why did no one give a shit about the Twins landing Cruz? Dude is legit.

this is cwazy!

If the cubs lose 20 more games in a row than can we boot all the cubs posters to Yea Forums?

someone kill this guy

Show some respect.

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No

Fucking lol Britton

oh you can die now asshole

Made thread early because I got stuff to do and not sure if I'll be back in time.

Cubs @ Braves

as soon as the cubs posters move to Yea Forums

anytime you want to die I'm here no appointment necessary asshole

I'm not an Indians fan, but how can anyone not love watching Bauer pitch? The guy has 5 lethal pitches...

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I'm having a bad day but I'm here to watch Yu Darvish pitch like utter shit and laugh along with you guys at the Cubs.

based bauer...based!

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ok but we can also do this in Yea Forums where you should move and actually i think wrestling is allowed in Yea Forums

Thats FUCKING it.

Im gonna say it.
And no one can stop me.

What the actual FUCK does "rake" mean?
Why is it used to reference hitting a home run? There are literally no rakes used in baseball. Anywhere.

Not even historically. Theres no fucking such thing as a rake. Even the GROUNDS CREW doesnt use them, they use those big drag pads to flatten the infield.

God whenever i hear some fucking idiot go
>damn bruh! Nigga finna RAKE!!
>@mlb #pitcherswhoRAKE
>i'll tell ya joe, he's really raking out there today

I fucking want to C R I N G E. and shoot someone.
At the same time

Fuck that saying is so gay.

Is it, dare I say, our year?

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Find myself agreeing with BAJP a lot these days. I love Bauer and hate the Cubs and Darvish is a terrible pitcher.

chappy. the mad lad.

It's just some Australian TV show, quit being autistic.

yeah probably

Bauer is going to actually pitch like a MLB pitcher and throw at least a QS, so sadly by the time I put the csubb on darshit will be out and at least 5 more walks, but at least I'll get to see Carls Jr.

I will keep you updated then.

reminder it's /ouryear/ lads

Good man.

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95 elevated! Jansen couldn't handle the heat.

aw pooh... im having a bad day :(

cringe and yikespilled

>cusb

your team is shit

>imagine being >cusb fan

having a bad day here darn ;_;

poo darshit

Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 1m
#Cubs have fired manager Joe Maddon. More to come.

here i am... havin a bad day... gurgle

if you like gay sex and kissing boys for beer...it's one hell of a life...

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darn it this day went from bad to worse

Oh and by the way, i will wait for one of you IDIOTS to explainto me what it means.

Pro tip: you cant
Oh, whats that?

You think you have higher than room temperature IQ?
go right ahead.

Adam Jones is a biatch

day was good

now day is bad

garh

you're probably having a bad day realizing all your shitposting about moncada was for nothing, and he's better than any player on your cringe "loveable losers" team
more like "losers" no adjective

as hilarious as that would be, it never happens in the middle of a series. It happens after a series like in this case the team would have plane tickets to MIL, and his plane ticket would be to Chicago.

>it's pretty much the coolest way to fire a guy

So i got the packers winning the world series, i guess they were playing the wrong sport.

cubs suck

you're right i was the shitposter and now i regret it. this day just got worse

swihart just got foul tipped in the nuts

this cubs fan is having a bad day :,(

i was shitting all over moncada last season. mostly out of anger, but fuck am i happy he's off to a hot start this season. still he has a lot to prove beyond having 5 good games for what was traded for him.

right in the dick

cubs would love to have him right now with their cringe offense

MONCIES WW@?!

>mfw I'm in that screen shot
>ha ha ha

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>yfw not a cubs fan

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uh the moncies own ya

we make scones of ya

poisonous ones that is

cuz not even hundred suns can contain us

out here feigning over the rhymes n jabs

now ya have lyme disease n crabs

kiss the rings bitch!!

based

casual spotted, they have put up plenty of runs this season thus far, it's all the pitching except for Lester that is fucking them over.

>cuz not even hundred suns can contain us
This lyric doesn't make sense

kys

I mean you won one in the last 3 years and probably won't win one in a thousand more years so uh no

Oh no hes kissing em!

no i'm not and you weren't there for the other 2 so technically it's only one ring

kiss the rings bitch!

ring* and no fuck you

see these rings?! kissem!

i don't see anything so no kissies

kissies to the ringies!

Rockies!

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Cubbies to /trash/!

oh just kiss all the rings asshole

But you only have one ring

WEW BAUER

man gets himself into trouble, gets himself out.

>red suckies

>tfw your team not being perfectod or no hit 3 innings into the game is considered a success

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>Bauer loads bases with no outs
>retires 3 in a row
All hail the power of sperg pitching

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HOW DID BAUER JUST DO THAT?

based bauie

omigosh! bauie owns ya

his 12-6 curve is incredibly hard to hit even when you know it's coming.

haha yes hes so good, elite pitching is the reason the jays could not get a hit to score runs haha fucking amazing pitching show being put on by Bauer haha

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Autism

Imagine throwing three straight strikeouts my brehs.....

This actually

It's alright leaf bro the jays might be at best wildcard this year

not a casual, just hate the cubs and think their hitters are cringe, even if they are the only bright spot for them as the brewers run away and win the central this year
the cubs suck

Mariners bandwagoner here how's the season going?

mine are the railriders but I live in red wings land. I got these free baseball long type socks a year ago that I still haven't worn yet. feels weird wearing twins affiliate shit

domingo santana is a beast, love that guy

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck the red sox are not starting well. fucking pisscotty improving after leaving STL.

brewers wont run away with the central because the cardinals are going to be good. MIL may have won that opening series 3-1 up there, but there were some damn close games.

Thinking about getting a voyagers hat

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The goal is literally firesale for prospects and dont finish with a historically embarrassing record, wildcard isnt even in the same galaxy of possibilities

Bauers scores to give Bauer a 1-0 lead.

oh yeah, the cardinals are there too I guess, second to the brewers. if brewers don't win the central by as much as I think they will it will be because of the cardinals. cards should add some more pitching for their bullpen

Sanchez no out bases loaded situation not working out like it did for based Bauie

imagine having a beast at bat named bauers and a freak on the mound like bauie

Bauer needs this win to keep up with the astros aces and snell, gonna be a tough cy young race

perhaps, i think Hicks will get himself together, but personally I think Miller is a broken man. He has zero confidence in throwing anything but his slider and that isn't what it once was,

I miss Mo rants

AND BAUER WINS IT WITH THE POWER OF DRONE STRIKES

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things that will make me most happy this season(in order):
>white sox WS win
>cardinals WS win
>bauer Cy Young win

wew good thing none of those will happen

>Spider nips man on finger and he turns into a super hero
>Drone nips Bauer on finger and he wins Cy Young
makes sense desu

And if none of those things happen, there are always your 13 other teams.

while poo darshit gives up 13 runs today

so when does poo blowup today? i got 3rd inning

yeah, maybe i should be like you and just bandwagon a "elite" roster or buy merch for the latest star the mlb is pushing

You mean Phillies fans?

ONE WALK FOR DARSHIT

tons of pure luck for darvish that inning

Shoo shoo nazi frogs

What kind of Sox fan likes Trevor Bauer?

there aren't any white players on the sox for him to like, not even joking

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Everyone East of Mountain Time and South of the Mason-Dixon line needs to be cratered

What about Michael Kopech?

Too racist and homophobic.

I don't have high hopes. I think that injury is going to even worse mental damage than physical.

They gotta send bauer out into the 7th.

The only white sox favorite for you is Jake Burger lmao fatass

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>its another get no hit into the 6th episode

FUCK OFF JUST FUCKING LOSE NORMALLY YOU STUPID CUNTS

GOT'EM

Based Bauer

>"white" sox
?????

ACTUALLY effectively wild tonight. that fucking term is usually bullshit

FUCKING BASED BAUER. feels so bad man his no no isnt in his hands.

Based BAJP... the only true sox fan on /mlb/

(YUUUUUUUUUU)

No, why would it be?

This might be literally the worst position player group in major league history

Ok hol up. How the FUCK are the Mariners 7-1?

This shouldn’t count coming against a literal triple A lineup

>above average offense
>nearly every offseason acquisition is contributing in some way
>decent outfield defense
>Marco Gonzalez
>freeing their souls from Earth's gravity

Don't worry though, by August the bullpen and lack of starting rotation depth will completely crush the team.

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APOLOGIZE TO DARVISH

I used to go to their games when I’d visit relatives in BC. They were the Angles affiliate back then.

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The Rainiers

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Why?

How is one pitcher so based?

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laugh at the blow gays

>poo larvish

>tuloshitski

USA USA USA USA USA

Canadian baseball is a horrible mistake.

Hey tripfag apologize to Darvish!

tfw my favorite drone sperg has to leave a no no after 7

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thank you based darvish for making the cubs bad again and making all the cubs fans elope to Yea Forums

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we're doing our best

yikes

for what losing his first game of the season which FUCKED the cusbb bullpenn and now being down currently to ATL?

>towon'to
>won'tario
>can'tada

bajp bfo by schwarbfat

SEETHING THAT SCHWARBER IS GOLDEN GLOVE NOW.

Let's Go Schwarbie *clap clap, clap clap clap*

BAJP is based, assholes

don't get why they bothered to take him out, he was killin it

>blow gays

It's what we do.

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Let's be honest, no-hitting the Jays isn't a big accomplishment. This is the most AAAA lineup I've ever seen. Any random person in this thread could probably throw a quality start against them.

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Blue Jays gonna be the first team to get no-hit with 10 Ks and 10 BBs

when is the control year cutoff 2 more games? Just call up Vlad and Bo so we dont set records for being historically awful

It's ok. It ignores the contribution of their absolutely beastly front of the pitching rotation though, which was traditionally scouted and was probably the main reason they found success that year.

Hmmm yes do it to them "cubbies" yessssss

Edwards can't throw a goddamn strike jesus christ
at least there's 2 out

LOSEDIANS LOL

lads....

mlb.com/news/worst-no-hitters-in-baseball-history-c273929232

daily reminder that Beane is a choker GM and should have taken the Boston job so he could have signed a big-money difference-maker instead of cheap shitters like Hatteberg
but to be fair the A's also had incredibly shitty luck in the playoffs during their prime years in the early 00s

He should be fired. He has a history of doing this shit.

KEK

EIGHT

Lmao these faggots can go a whole series without a hit. Can we just go join AAA for the sake of the sport?

>that neck cover
how cold is it in Toronto right now?

just a mid-thread reminder for no reason that anyone making a new thread before like 490 posts will be shot.

Someone make the thread

shit, I meant Cleveland :/ I'm a big dummy

you can wait ten posts like a fucking adult.

in the meantime tell me why MUH NATS are going all the way this year

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make the bread right now

NEW

fuck u cunt

>being fired for being bad at your job
What country do you think this is, mang

LOL based

Based

Based Bulju

>carls jr

why was he running kek

relatively actually on-time NEW for a change

>3 posts early
nuh uh

>496
I'll allow it

nevar 5get

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The A's have always loved him because he can help them be cheapskates while fielding teams that aren't among the absolute worst in the league, not because he could build a champion team if they ever gave him the money. The world doesn't actually know if Beane could build a consistently contending team if he could work with a real payroll.

>500

love bulju

This is the post

>OH NO NO NO
literally cleveland rn

43°F

how was Dalvish?

based. estados unidos por vida guey holmes