/hoc/

>tfw
At least /hoc/ can agree that beaverposting is based as fuck

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thank you based lad

Well done m8

Reminder dykepuck world championship starts tomorrow, get hype

It's drops in the bucket, worth it just to shut them up

I’d rather watch Sam livestream his daily life from his wigwam

so is kuemper blind or what

so is antifreeze fluid or listerene just easily-accessible peyote if you do enough of it?

You need to combine them but it’s a delicate balance

>???

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you can also inhale those compressed air dusters for a bit of a high

I'd rather blind myself than watch Yotes hockey too

The NHL $$$ should wait until they get a good grip on the prime locations for womens teams. Probably one in every Canadian city with an NHL team minus Ottawa. They could stick their logo on the sweaters for now though and let fans see that these women are the best female players on the planet. Possibly pay for stick budgets too but as they are for women, they don't break nearly as often as mens sticks do.

probably a broken orbital for sure with lots of swelling

Tasty as hell. My favourite is white cheddar

I pissed myself today, ama

macaron+beaver
does it get any better than that? I think not.

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did ted get banned this morning or last night?

Tell story

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that looks spectacular

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lol

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Why would anyone do this, except to prove that no one will pay to watch.
It will be another case of the female half of the population failing to go out and pay to watch females play hockey (or basketball or soccer).

WHY WON'T WOMEN SUPPORT WOMEN"S SPORTS?
>WHY WON'T WOMEN SUPPORT WOMEN"S SPORTS?
WHY WON'T WOMEN SUPPORT WOMEN"S SPORTS?

Actual Ted died of actual liver disease.

so you agree that dykepuck is so uninteresting that isnt able to survive by itself and needs men to support it.

Had a seizure, all good now but fuck me it was embarrassing

>mexic0

Has Stamkos slowed down due to injury?

Shit hopefully youre all good. Time to lay off the bottle for a bit mate

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It didn't look like he jammed the stick in that hard so it may just be a bit of swelling.

Possibly the only processed food that is truly /comfy/.
Must be served hot.
Kraft Dinner Cheese & Tomato is my favourite - made even better by adding a combination of of tomato paste + mayonnaise, only about a tablespoon.

Ted posted his benis this morning it’s one of the first things I woke up to
grim day

dams are built to create separation

Dykepuck should just have free tickets and pay the players based on advertising revenue. Or better yet, just bite the bullet and have the teams get corporate sponsorship, it's not like they're NHL teams and have a proud history to uphold with their uniforms

Future Prime Minister posting ITT!

Fuck off about this shit and lets talk about this possible playoff picture

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All good! Kick up the backside was needed, cheers bro

>L A F F S

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BUILD THAT DAM! BUILD THAT DAM! BUILD THAT DAM!

same, it was about 5:15am for me and was just having my first sips of joe before heading out

test

really? i developed epilepsy a few years ago. never had any issues as a child. sometimes i have a seizure when im sleeping but never when im awake. thanks for reading my blog.

>Fuck off about this shit and lets talk about this possible playoff picture
Gladly.

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91859104
Filtered

:^)

Reminder to ignore randy

Damn, you almost had a hockey conversation.

Florida's BB&T center was legit way nicer than TD garden and I went to the game on the day all the wops were serving deep fried shit outside before the game. Boston has a great hockey market but of course they had to throw their shitty arena in the middle of shithouse traffic Boston.

Canadiens are gonna lose at least one of their last 2 and the Canes and Teds get super fucking easy games to end the season (especially the Teds, they get to play fucking Ottawa).

Canes have got it. Just need to beat the Devils and they're probably in.

Canes and habs make it in. Teds shit the bed against the sens and rags anyway

Please respond

Would you rather have it in the middle of the city, or an hour away from the city like Florida's arena?
It seems like with the downtown option, you could at least take the subway if the traffic's shit.

I'm not optimistic about this happening, but it would be pretty kino.

Stamkos has 8 goals in his last 8 games. He's a future first ballot HOF. Tf are you talking about?

T. Bruins fan

Do you ever get nervous that you might die before you see your team win the cup, and your whole time following them was a waste? i bet there are a bunch of 50 year old boomer leafs fans who are thinking about this every day.

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watch the rags and sens play godly against the teds

youtube.com/watch?v=sGTWPojAfXE

If the teds manage to shit the bed against both the habs and sens, coming away with no points, I'll eat my shoes. There's no way in hell they mess it up that bad.

Since I live in a rural area, an hour away from the city. I just want comfy seats for non-insane prices. A balcony seat for TD garden cost me as much as a perfect center ice seat did in FLA.

Grim grim grim

Women are disgusting.

I still don't think it's likely, but it could happen.
Columbus is coming off of a really bad loss at home, and their last two games are on the road. The Rangers never know when to quit, and the Senators can pull a meme game out of their ass every now and then.

Imagine all the Cubs fans who died before seeing them win in 2016.

>t. too dumb to use the T

my bois won our beer league championship last year so im fine.

Nah, I saw >us finally win one when I was 13.

Also what the fuck is wrong with her lower body.

Would you rather date a woman with an arse for a face or one with a face for an arse

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>A balcony seat for TD garden cost me as much as a perfect center ice seat did in FLA
And suddenly /hoc/ sees the brighter side of the sunbelt. It's not all grim down here.

yeah but would you rather go to an arena with fans or one where theres barely anyone at all?

imagine if all the teams had trouble selling out an arena

As a Ted fan, I can honestly admit the Ted's are perfectly capable of fucking up against the
>rags
and Ottawa. Maybe not lately, looking at the whole year, but it would not be unusual, looking at their general existence.

a face for an arse easy

who /straight blanchin/ here?

>tfw no tall qt French gf to bake me macaroons before the game while wearing nothing but an apron and turning around to show me her butt all the time and then looking back over her shoulder and winking
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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What are those? Some fag cookies?

you're no good, can't you see brother Louie, Louie, Louie

It's stay in a hotel the night before, or drive 2 hours just to get there and 2 hours back.

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They're macaroons, you fucking pleb.

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I should also add that BB&t was just better. The weather didn't hurt. TD Garden is a shitty parking garage.

so yes LMAO

>fag cookies
when is the last time someone made you cookies, user?
Are you a loveless orphan?
Do you require affection?
>Everyone!!! ATTENTION!!! He needs hugs...
EMERGENCY HUGS FOR THIS GUY

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Dark

Genuinely cannot fathom someone not liking macaroons.

I will return with a batch of these for you /hoc/

only shit games on tonight lads

the brightside? their gouging subsidizes sunbelts cheap seat

I actually agree this time.

i'm straight thanks

try leaving the homo erotica club once in a while

>getting mad at cookies

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basé

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good evening leafs nation

Dryer broke lads new one won’t come til Tuesday. Also SHIT games tonight.

wait til you hear about this thing called air

Can my Based Stors join the Snow Belt?

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oh that's a rare one

>last fucking regular Wednesday
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY

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blanchin' gurl we blanchin'
i live up in a mansion

>drying my clothes outside
Shant. Shall be using the shitty laundromat where people meet for drug deals

find someone that deals acid

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you can airdry your clothes inside your house too.

I don’t do drugs I’m white

If we aren't careful Russian womens hockey will eclipse America and Canada.

remain vigilant, /hoc/

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White people do cocaine

*ahem*
fuck /mlb/ and fuck /aaf/

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Who?

i watched a few minutes of an AAF game that was linked here a couple weeks ago and the attendance was absolutely brutal. almost dykepuck tier. pretty much only family and friends in the stands. definitely lower than chl or ncaa hockey.

based tom dundon

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bully me for using Yea Forums x

Doing drugs forfeits your white status

i had that error a few days ago. just do what it says and it will be fine.

doing certain drugs cements your wealthy elite status

Ironically windy today.

you mean steroids?

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The entirety of the national hockey league does cocaine

leafs absolutely stomped the islanders. no way they make it to the final with that leafs team in the way.

Like goofballs. Love to smash me some goofballs.

>laffs

there hasnt been a beating like that on american soil since canada burned down the white house in 1814

>no way they make it to the final with that leafs team in the way
>with that leafs team in the way
>leafs team in the way
>in the way

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Absolutely based and redpilled

>stomped

yeah sure that was more of a barely beat the islanders at their own game. i'll let the leaf fans get their fill even though they got shitfaced the prior two games anyway

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sounds like you could use a productive offensive player like tavares

I would tell you to stop being delusional but it makes the inevitable BTFOing that much more enjoyable

30 is an even number bro.

And posting on Yea Forums forfeits your non-loser status. Congrats.

This has potential to be the new >stay scared m8

BUILD THAT DAM! BUILD THAT DAM! BUILD THAT DAM!

The Toronto Maple Leafs will lose four games in the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Two of those will come in the Stanley Cup Final.

sure thing steve

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They only have to invest like $100m per team per year.

I love reading posts made by mad boomers on hfboards desu. It's my guilty pleasure.

Islanders are imploding come playoffs

Thanks for letting the teds back into the playoffs, albanian trash

No thank you.

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how many of those incelanders in that pic post here?

>imploding

yet they literally werent supposed to be here. EVERYONE wrote them off. I wanna say they can get a series done possibly and be a good surprise in the playoffs, even if lehner hasnt been tested in such an area

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They are macarons, my sad friend. Official treat of /hoc/.
Fun Fact: Macaron stores are the perfect place to take a date.

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You're all afraid the Toronto Maple Leafs will win the Stanley Cup this year because they have a real chance

Stay scared m8

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>*loses to the snes twice in a row*

When does Shannon make his playoff picks

>the Toronto Maple Leafs
>have a real chance
you don't often see those two things in the same sentence

>sparks both times
Stay scared m8

Around the start of the season

Shall be getting lauderee tomorrow. They are next door

Stay scared m8

yeah sure with anderson you'll be "better" alright lol

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>team takes 3 shots in 30 minutes
>its sparks fault >we suck

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>PehAnCeh Arena (Releigue) - 5.9 procents

The perfect place to take your date is my shed where we'll drink beer, make out, and not think of gay faggot cookies for niggers.

Fucking this.
If only Sparks had gotten more shots on net last night.

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Who are some good fighters?

Nice one user, my team starts its ploffs tonight against the Mighty Drunks. Gonna get pucks deep and take away passing lanes

This. Anal would be a blowjob instead

Only SHIT games on tonight

how in the FUCK do you fix the edmonton oilers?

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Stay scared m8

Stop letting them sign 4th liners at 6m a year

By unironically trading McDavid and getting a good haul back to actually build a team out of around Draisaitl.

Relocate to Houston

so matthew savoie committed to denver university because the WHL wouldnt give him exceptional player status to join at 16. look for him to potentially be the "generational" player of the 2022 draft.

eliteprospects.com/player/476028/matthew-savoie

Imagine being this uncultured and low class. Disgusting creature that does not belong in western society.

No one, and I mean NO ONE will take on McDavid's contract.
I know he's one of the best players if this generation, but a 12.5 cap hit is something no team will want to pick up.

nothing compares to taking your date to your gardening shed, kiddo.

>Miami --> Quebec City
>Anaheim --> Milwaukee
>Phoenix --> Kansas City

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this but keep the yotes.

might go to McDonalds, lads

Reminder that McDavid got absolutely dabbed on by Colin '20 points is my career high' Wilson last night.

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Tomas "future considerations" Jurco has 10 points (5g, 5a) in 14 games since being traded from Springfield to Charlotte, and is a +4. He just scored again tonight.
Cliff Pu has 1 point (1g, 0a) in 8 games since being traded from Charlotte to Springfield, and is a -1.

Starting to think that Cliff Pu might just be fucking shit.

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This but Yotes to Houston
Missouri can barely support one hockey team as is.

>Edmonton —> Houston
>Winnipeg —> New Orleans
>Calgary —> Atlanta

Atlanta will NEVER get another team again (and thats a good thing)

hes also like 6 years older than pu. so one would assume a career ahler would be a little better than a kid playing his first year of hockey outside of the chl.

6 years from now, Cliff Pu will still be shit.

Why are mods just shit on every website?

based burkie shitting on people saying they support women's hockey but don't buy tickets, kek

One Kakko, kiitos

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Fuck off

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so? the majority of 3rd round picks dont ever play in the nhl.

I'm more than just a finn, I'm a gift to all of you. And I'm here to make sure that my message gets through. I wonder if you're really all as dumb as you look, Or are you smart enough to learn the rules in /hoc/s book. I hope you understand that the knowledge I bring, puts me in the position of a mod or a GM, 'cos I'm blessed with the gift of the magic touch,
and I wouldn't say that I'm asking for too much.

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I have no idea what Our Chances are during the p/o

>Anyone?

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reminder that hockey is for every one

nhl.com/news/buffalo-forward-kyle-okposo-gives-teenager-advice/c-306426404

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GO MUSKIES

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Maybe check the team's social media or the standings on the league's website.

Gary is gonna expand after 32?

I really want this to happen

is that a pike?

>relocations

hopefully. i want to see more ahl/echl dusters in the league and more star players wasting their primes on dumpster fires.

how long before a game do teams start pregame warmups?

Muskie is the largest of the pike family

Sweet more hockey

is it safe to say that arizona is dead?

around an hour before puck drop, maybe a little earlier.

the whole sunbelt is dying

I mean, there's a reason they're mods, right?

damn I wish we had muskies. Pikes are the most fun fish to C&R here desu

Bean man just scored, lads.

Ive caught a few, nothing of real bragging size. C&R is the only way to go with those fish. they make terrible eating

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watching 29 forever. what an absolutely heartbreaking tragedy that 16 young white boys died.

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>cop shot and injured
why does he get award named after him for that?
>be american
>___ ____

Yea the only pikes that are worth eating tend to be between 1.5-2.5kg or so

go fuck yourself, I'm not even from NYC
>never even been

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What even is this ceremony?

he knew what he was signing up for

i wish the leafs were playing tonight bros

bacon trophy

Muskie BTFOing a pike
youtube.com/watch?v=i5JfcCN_E8c

>91860601
must have a lot of free time now that the CWHL has folded

fuck gay ass cops i smoke weed and play with my penis

i actually hate when thots put their own pace/tone to the anthems

instead of the anthems they should sell the pre-game show to companies. like the epic games fortnite pre-game show where you do fortnite dances in the stands for five minutes.

>A former U.S. Navy hospital corpsman and third generation NYPD police officer, McDonald was shot in the line of duty by 15-year-old Shavod Jones, whom he was questioning about bicycle thefts in Central Park. Officer McDonald and a co-worker were on patrol in Central Park, because there had been reports about a robbery in the park. While attempting to question Jones, McDonald noticed something in a sock the boy was carrying, and when he wanted to see what it was, McDonald was shot three times. The first bullet hit him in the head, above his eye; the second hit his throat and caused him to have a speaking disability; and the third shattered his spine, paralyzing him from the neck down and leaving him quadriplegic and in need of a ventilator.

why are the canadian armed forces at the >rags game?
who's protecting canada right now?????

We know, Theodore.

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>thots
incel

Me

so he wasnt even a fucking hero. he was just doing typical pig work.

>"he's just a boy! he dindu nuffin!"

>Shavod Jones
hmmmm

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>shit teams

>having no respect for people for work for the safety of others

Thank You
>for your service
Dude, fuck all this juvenile drivel
We need Mods for this shit.. fuck

We need the adolescent rebels to find another thread to raid of the Chan
>ForeChan

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Ottawa beat the Leafs recently. They're sneaky good.

STOP HURTING THEM, RAGS. They need to be well enough to beat the teds.

thanks, just don't forget to lock up after you go home

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>muh blue lives matter
wew lads

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just picked my nose

no, laffs are just overtly garbage

>getting shot by nigger bike thiefs is heroic
guess half of detroit are heroes then

I'm sorry but minors are not allowed to use this webpage
>Ever

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Nobody. We're about to get invaded now. The tanks should be here any minute...

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told you guys that the white house was off-limits

>trying to make the rags seem relevant

Stay classy NBCSN. But, the >rags have nothing but shit fans that shit on MSG literally in some cases.

good thing justin can put dykes in the front lines now, seeing how they are "equal" and all that shit.

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>be Jimmy Schuldt
>play for college in the state of hockey
>the mild (and blues) desperately trying to sign him
>signs with the based golden knights instead
that absolute state of the state of hockey

I'm a Franks guy usually, but OK

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Can confirm

tapatio is better

just hit my bong to confirm my white status

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NOOOOOOO WHY WON'T SOMEONE SAVE MCMEME. HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS

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>he doesn't believe in the power of tolerance
lmao miss me with that fag shit

how much does a gram cost you up there lad

My buddy's accountant has a video of kadri doing blow at a strip club

>consuming the spicy liquid jew

not him but I can get oz for ~120 canadian juan

bredy gud desu, thought it'd be more

I like it, not gonna fib

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>can't sneeze at Tkachuk's 21 goals

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This. Only the incredibly deluded believe otherwise

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is there a more irrelevant matchup than sens rags?

>11 million USD per year for a sub 90 point player
>11.5 million USD per year for a 70 point player
LMAO

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cant name a single player on either team

Finally going to a game tomorrow night. Very excited lads.

Mark St- nope
Erik karls-nope
Ryan Mcd-nope
Mats Zucca-nope

For me, it's Latvian memelord Rudolphs Balczers or however you spell it, of the Ottawa Senators.

whats your team m8

have sex

Based TBG putting the smackdown on zoomer dweebs

i remember that georgiev guy who btfo'd that laffs

>n-no you
incel

Zucc? more like SUCKS

>actually I hate Women

You may not kiss me deeply with tongue

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>rags

have sex

post bobs and butthole

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Zuccarello plays 2 periods in the playoff and then breaks his other arm.
Cap this.

bobby ryans dad was a raging alcoholic who beat his wife every day.

I wonder what coked-out McMeme is like

>in Bed
I know, right??

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i heard something about that and how his mom had to hide him in jew nersey or something like that

I think Bobby Ryan was one of the extras in The Departed.

>from New Jersey
checks out

Stop bullying New Jersey :(

>rags

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no they fled to chadnada from NJ
also
>rags

cody ceci
chabot
brady tkachuk
anderson

hank
zibanejad
namnestikov
kevin hayes

those are the only ones I remember

>letting Booby Ryan and Zack Sniff score on you
>rags

>the nation of >rags

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I bet he's real fast if you know what I mean

why are the >rags letting down these cops on such a somber evening, lads

>Kevin Hayes

The Toronto Maple Leafs

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>rags

eh close enough

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Since Ottawa claimed worst overall who cares who wins this.

me

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I can name some:
>rags
Lundpads
Georgiev
Skjei
Zibanejad
Lemieux (traded from jest)
>snes
Anderson
Nilsson (traded from >my team)
Ryan
Tkachuk

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Sens wins are so rare that every win is cherished and meaningful.

thoughts on vigneault? worth giving a shot or not?
Some of >my teams followers want him, others don't

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downing a liter of fireball when kings fall out of top 3 myself

He loves the game ect ect

doc is the best play by play guy don't @ me

>ceci
>chabot
>namestikov
>hayes

How could I have forgotten about those guys?

What team?

oh yo its that ngga pekka up in this piece

more bottle stories....
>........... been polishing off a ltre of rum a day for weeks

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I do a lot of coke and I am extremely and unapologetically white

>With the first overall draft pick the Edmonton Oilers are proud to select, from _____, ______

Why not go after quenneville

business idea: starting a betting pool on how mcmeme is going to kill himself. my money's on skateblade to the wrist

>I love coke, liquor and pine apple on my pizza

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There is nothing wrong with pineapple on a pizza

/hoc/, Finland

Which one of you losers posted in /dfg/

he accept pulju's sauna invitation

there is literally nothing wrong with any of those three things

>>>/hoc_is_yfmoc/

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All very based

>Akron, Ohio
>Ted

Hawaiian pizza, but with added banana peppers.

Good shit

where?

imagine how much stronger robobulju has gotten by now

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... Dwarf Fortress?

Wow, who would have thought that canadians have no taste buds... /s

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SEATTLE NHL NEWS:

Rumor has it, Seattle's AHL franchise, which will be owned by the same ownership group as the future NHL team, will be located in Reno, Nevada.

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>/s

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based

>.../s

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pic related

he's on most peoples list, vigneault is the consolation price once Q inevitably signs with philly

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poor taste lad

Pineapple is tasty you fucks.

We are all watching Canada vs Switzerland in the morning, right?

why are these games all so bad?

hockey is for people who don't put pineapple on pizza

If they can't get Q I guess thats fine.

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Lifelong Dallas stars fan here, what do my Dallas Stars fans from Dallas plan to do to celebrate the Dallas Stars winning the Stanley Cup this year? For me, I plan on posting about my Dallas Stars nonstop until /hoc/ is forced to recognize that my team, the Dallas Stars, is the best team in the NHL, which is why they, the Dallas Stars, won the cup. Honestly Dallas Stars-Bros, I think it’s the start of a dynasty.

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t. Dale from Dallas

are laine aho and bulju still frens?

I feel like the kind of people who enjoy pineapple on pizza are the same people who wear shoes indoors.

Pineapple and ham on pizza is old hat
Mango and fried chicken pizza is where it's at.

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I think so.

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if the team would actually become decent after moving to quebec, I wouldnt mind

>shoes indoors

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aho really propped up those two ugly mongols wingers, didnt he.

>turbo manlet aho
kek

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so americans?

Youngblood is on NHL Network lads

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Can anybody tell me how many goals Laine scored last night? Had to have been quite a bite considering they were facin the wild

Love Vasy

Regards,
Frank from Florida

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And now he's the most successful of the three.

I was going to say white trash shitheads, but sure.

>being propped up by a manlet
>finnish golden generation
oh no no no no

>he doesn’t clean his shoes
There’s nothing wrong with shoes indoors

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shut the FUCK up lori. WORST idol in the 765

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Not "Tim from Tampa?"

>There’s nothing wrong with shoes indoors
Fuck off sunbelter

Good morning, will Pittsburgh miss the playoffs?

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idk I always did Frank from Florida when I used the “Regards” gimmick in years past

Of course, Sven from Sweden.

For me it’s craig from Connecticut

Thank you for this.

frank sounds good desu. one of the best english names

Hello dear fellow, no.

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Morgon

Fair enough.
If you need to falseflag as someone else, though, there's always Zeke from Zephyrhills.

>best
Frank sounds like an old fat slob who's questionably italian

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>Living in such squalor that you need to wear your shoes indoors

The order of comfiness of foot wear in a house are
1.slippers
2.socks
3. Bare foot
...
99. Flip flops
....
9999. Shoes

>Zephyrpills
grim

how come every soiattle team name I've heard so far sucks?

>inb4 sockeye, that's gay you stupid fucking mongloid

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If finland likes a name, its guaranteed to be shit. Those alcoholic mongols have the worst names.

Xheattle Dickgirls

barefoot is the supreme comfort

Why don’t they just relocate the Pedosota Mild to Seattle?

Even better for meme potential, then.

I just remember the name because my great-grandparents lived there at one point. And apparently there's a brand of bottled water named after the town.

because they the state of hockey lol!

because the Seattle franchise is the Metropolitan
and has been for over a century
>derp

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>being such a princess you need to buy special soft shoes for indoor wear

if you had hardwood floors, this would not be an issue

Seattle Seamen

I guess. I mostly think of Sinatra and Zappa when I hear it

Post >yfw the “state of hockey” missed the playoffs

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Barefoot is good if you are alone.

Seattle Shotguns to be honest lads

Seattle Females

>american "wood"

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Can we rename Florida the state of hockey when Jack Hughes wins the Conn Smythe in his rookie year and Tampa wins 3 back to back cups?

Bagina

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If some dickhead walked into my house with his new balances on, I would HEEM him before he even sat down

Barkov is the best Finn don’t @ me.

t. 5’2 Manlet

honestly, I would take that. people would flip their fuckin lids, though

singular teamnames are shit, that goes for "metropolitan" as well as "stealth"
additionally, every single fucking team in the league is in a metropolitan area, what about seattle is especially metropolitan? maybe if they built the arena in the country they could call themselves the seattle sheepfuckers

I think of Danny DeVito from it's always sunny

>rags

a kea has stolen a *sunbelt rink*

"female" sexual devices
opposing genitals
>I'm offended

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Seattle vagabonds.
It pays tribute to Seattle's biggest industry

>mfw "hockeytown" is the worst team in the league

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Starting to think my rangers aren’t too good this year

>Can we rename Florida the state of hockey
It already is, lad.

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I am 6'1" and would HEEM you the fuck out of your shoes if you wore them in my house

>sunrise fl
>metropolitan area
lmao it's in a fucking swamp

LICK

THE

*licks you*

florida is one big swamp full of meth pipes and crocodiles

BENCH

Vasy apu May be my best shitposting creation, even though I post Diana’s more.

t. 5’2 Manlet with a small peepee

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t.4'9 black manlet with a bent dick

You all deserve a High Five
>and here it is..

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Id literally walk into your 1 room apartment and shit on your inflatable mattress.

I know you're just memeing on the (forever irrelevant) swampcats, but I feel compelled to point out the metropolitan areas nearby

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That logo is BASED af. Only problem I have with it is the small plain text below the big cursive text. If it just had the sheild, space needle and cursive text saying "Metros" I would hands down call it my favourite.

janitordeletingcric.gif

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I'd heem you down my spiral staircase and then teabag your eyeballs, fag

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>state of hockey
>missed the playoffs and has no cups and has the second worst home record

Is it in the middle of a bunch of suburbs and neighborhoods?

Reminder Sam admitted he lives with his grandma

You live with your parents. And they hate you greatly. I don’t blame them.

>hockeytown
>they suck at hockey and everyone plays basketball

It is and right across from it is a giant outlet mall

>not rooting for one of the Original Eight

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>yfw sam's jets have to play nashville because the bloos take the division

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It's honestly the best thing for them to try to force a change.
The Wild have been the playoff version of the Hurricanes for years now: not good enough to do anything in the playoffs, but not bad enough to get a good draft pick for it.

Actually I live with my wife and 1 year old.

>state of hockey
>literally no goodbye players
Who comes up with the cringey shit they do too? Like their chant. “Let’s go wild! *clap clap clapclapclap*”. Literally stolen from the Sharks.

I'm jealous.
>tfw no grandma to cook me delicious food

>and right across from it is a giant outlet mall
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that I could buy fireworks, shotguns, pool floats, and really old books all at this one mall.

You live in a halfway home with 5 black dudes and no lube

Got a good post for the next thread lads

Why are you people like this.
What the fuck do you get out of these posts.
>hurr durr look how edgy I am
Like what is the fucking point.

Just passing time untill we die lad

Don't be too hard on him, hes probably had some bad stuff happen to him and this is his only outlet to the world to deal with his anger.

Gonna cry? Maybe piss your pants?

Maybe find a better way to do it.
Try drawing or writing a book or some shit.

I love you guys.. /hoc/

You are my "little" community, and I couldn't have you guys if this place didn't exist..
humbolt is only one thing amongst several that remind me to remind others that they matter to me

You might think this place is something doesn't matter; Maybe is just doesn't matter to you
But this place does, and always will matter

>/hoc/ runs Yea Forums
>/cric/ is ....
tie game

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>projecting

Love you too faggot

>in the news today, a local aboriginal man was arrested after throwing his wife down a large staircase
>that'll teach the bitch to wear shoes inside, he said
>in a bold move, police approached him with their boots off, allowing them to capture him without triggering another attack of autism
>still in critical care is the man's child, who had an unrelated accident after tracking mud over the carpet

nah im right
nobody as angry as you for no reason.

>projecting
I’m loving every laugh, m8. Sounds like you’re the one who has some problems.

the sens are sneaky good

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are the sharks for real or just a meme dream

have the sharks ever been for real?

Tonight we are all Sens fans
>rags

shorks go the distances, but calgary takes the west

curling is on. canada vs sweden.

same, I don't get this whole ebin "start an argument with anyone for any reason and squabble for an hour". its not even banter because banter usually is slightly clever. or even worse is that one autist who argues pedantically just so he can "win". what is fun about this?

A meme.
They wont make the playoffs next year.

ECF next season
t. Script owner

/cric/ is that way

Only team snes need to beat is teds

No meme, they have the skill but not the depth yet. Could they challenge Finland for 3rd in the world this year? Totally

lmao

absolutely disgusting, desu

Like I said, its this guys only outlet to take out his anger. At least he's doing this instead of planning a school shooting

hater

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We must stand together against the grimness.

end of thread reminder that sharts ARE unintentional

if you had a gun with two bullets, which two franchises would you end?

Canes
Yotes

>snes has damage control commercial
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>projecting
Lmao

End of thread reminder coffee table books ARE conversational

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hurricanes twice

you're doing the same thing, m8. he insults people instead of arguing, and so do you. only difference is which insults, and whether it's a direct reply or not.

Someone make a thread before randy

ive seen my team win the cup three times and im 22 lol fuck your shitty teams