/seriea/ Thread - King Cuck return edition

previous: MATCHDAY 30:
>Tuesday 2nd of April
Milan 1 - 1 Udinese (44' Piatek; 64' Lasagna)
Cagliari 0 - 2 Juventus (22' Bonucci; 85' Kean)
>Wednesday 3rd of April
Empoli 2 - 1 Napoli (28' Farias; 44' Zielinski; 52' Di Lorenzo)
Roma 2 - 2 Fiorentina (12' Pezzella; 14' Zaniolo; 51' Gerson; 57' Perotti)
Genoa 0 - 4 Inter (15' Gagliardini; 40' P Icardi; 54' Perisic; 80' Gagliardini)
SPAL 1 - 0 Lazio (89' P Petagna)
Frosinone 3 - 2 Parma (12' Pinamonti; 18' Barillà; 45+2' Valzania; 58' P Ceravolo; 90+13' P Ciofani)
Torino 2 - 1 Sampdoria (33',45+1' Belotti; 83' Gabbiadini)
>Thursday 4th of April
19:00 Sassuolo - Chievo
21:00 Atalanta - Bologna

MATCHDAY 31:
>Saturday 6th of April
15:00 Parma - Torino
18:00 Juventus - Milan
20:30 Sampdoria - Roma
>Sunday 7th of April
12:30 Fiorentina - Frosinone
15:00 Udinese - Empoli
15:00 Cagliari - SPAL
18:00 Inter - Atalanta
18:00 Lazio - Sassuolo
20:30 Napoli - Genoa
>Monday 8th of April
20:30 Bologna - Chievo

Reminder to keep it comfy.

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could've called it Return of the King (cuck)

2nd for Swedish Biathlon qt's

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>Dopo 24 ore desidero chiarire il mio pensiero. Ieri sera ho parlato alla fine della partita e mi sono espresso in modo evidentemente troppo sbrigativo, che è stato male interpretato su un argomento per il quale non basterebbero ore e per il quale si lotta da anni. Condanno ogni forma di razzismo e discriminazione. Certi atteggiamenti sono sempre ingiustificabili e su questo non ci possono essere fraintendimenti.
After 24 hours I want to clarify my feelings. Yesterday I was interviewed right at the end of the game, and my words have been clearly misunderstood, probably because I was too hasty in the way I expressed my thoughts. Hours and years wouldn't be enough to talk about this topic. I firmly condemn all forms of racism and discrimination. The abuses are not acceptable at all and this must not be misunderstood.

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*plays for italy*

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> not posting the actual world champion

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AND cutest too

Zaniolo's post-match comments

Yeah, but Hanna is the world champion of me wanting to be her bf

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Nth for thank you Petagna vecchio cuore rossonero (still going to choke tho)

Yes.

user, we always talk about sport, but how can a man seduce a sporty woman sporty woman? Should I be sporty too

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kek that penalty for SPAL is hilarious
>Cionek falls
>gets up quickly, shaking his finger and saying no it wasn't foul
>still gets a yellow for diving
>this allows VAR to call Guida and tell him he made a mistake
>tfw it actually was foul all along
Mastermind Cionek. Make it seem like you dived and get a yellow so VAR can't come up with the "it wasn't an obvious mistake" bullshit

>nicolussi scores the winner against milan

>Get up and score a fucking goal you gypsie piece of shit

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inb4 Tsuu scores some ghost goals again

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yeh you should be at least active

Cucknucci

Any updates on the Buciano post-match fallout?

Based Tiago Cionek combined brazilian diving with slav autism to pull a 300 iq move

>this meme again

Cionek was diffidato and didn't want to miss next game, he preferred not asking for anything and not risking anything but turned out he was right
It's not like you wouldn't call them ghost goals even if they were regular. If he scores a bycicle like the one against Jj last year you would say it's a foul on De Sciglio's counterpart for almost hitting his face

COPE
youtube.com/watch?v=z6VlZvAjsD8

nothin much really

COPE

Also checked (quads wasted on an unworthy post by an unworthy poster)

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WEW

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>actually replying to albanian conspiracies

>Mazzarri getting interviewed
>Sky sport studio plays the CL anthem in the background
>he gets triggered saying they are going to jinx him
based as fuck

Mazzarri is a national treasure, imagine him sperging like a madman leading his squad of tall defenders to extreme bus parking against european top teams.

Dare I say that he actually behaved decently? He said that Mauro did well, and "payed his due". Is he really going to behave like a normal human being? Sorry for the albanian style double post btw

>mfw De Silvestri heads it in at the 90' dabbing on Stones after Pep's City crashed repeatedly on Nkulu and the gang and Rincon broke half of their midfielders

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He's always clam and collected when he wins, while he's always absolutely SEETHING when he loses, no inbetween

1s goal --> Ghostnaldo fouls Atleti defender
2nd goal --> Never went in, that's why the Juve cameramen cut that last replay so awkwardly not showing the ball actually going in and just showing Cristiano's header and then immediately cutting to him celebrating
3rd goal --> Bernardeschi clear dive in the box never a pen

Deal with it.

>Is he really going to behave like a normal human being?
of course not. Judging from his past he probably went in the locker room and insulted Icardi

I bursted out laughing. Toro is the thinking man's dark horse for the 4th spot, FUCK DEA

>FUCK DEA
WHY NOT BOTH? FUCK INTER AND MILAN

>only 32
Top wew

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>tfw albania will keep seething all the way to the final

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Implying that tadpole-looking choker Belotti is CL material

>tfw they still havent interview Inzaghi
come on i need the tears

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HERE HE IS
lmao at first i thought he was actually going to be rational for once but nope, still cried reffball

they won't be user, I'll just enjoy the periodical Mazzarri meltdowns on a bigger stage
I wonder who might be behind this post

I think I actually saw nzonzi run today. He'll probably be out for the rest of the season

Lads I love these back to back matchdays, 40 teams /seriea/ when

Just read Juventus and Barcelona will swap Dybala and Coutinho

it would be Dybala + money for Coutinho

>"9 goals across two games? That'll be three plusvalenze on U19 players and two briefcases full of mandorle, mr. Zhang"

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Sleep tight fra's

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moar

xhamster 7483721

I just want to know who is going to be the next manager before talking about transfers.

>dybala + money for le occasional golazo man
absolutely retarded move if true

Blanc Noir

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>another draw
I want off this ride la

that right side looks incredibly suspect

>Nice formation you got there. Do you mind explaining everyone how you're going to sort out the transitioning between the attacking>defending phases and viceversa?

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>ronaldo on the left
>kean as 9
>pootinho
absolutely retarded

It would be easier to believe you were serious if you had Rugani instead of Can there. But Juve are too defensive as they are using 4-3-3, give Maxi a formation like that and you'll mostly find Ronaldo in defense for most of the game, playing the Dzu role.

Saving this thread (kind of), Serie B matchday 31 results

Verona 2-2 Brescia
Venezia 1-1 Cittadella
Spezia 2-1 Salernitana
Padova 1-2 Ascoli
Livorno 1-3 Cremonese
Crotone 2-0 Perugia
Benevento 3-1 Carpi
Lecce 3-1 Cosenza
Pescara 3-2 Palermo

-7 matchdays left to end the league
-Brescia and Lecce leading at the top (both 54pts)
-Palermo returned to their choking habit
-Spezia recovers their 6pts as the team paid the debts
-Because of the aforementioned paid debts, Spezia returns to playoff spot, while Cittadella drops

Positions:
>Brescia - 54pts (Direct prom)
>Lecce - 54pts (Direct prom)
>Palermo - 50pts (playoff semifinals)
>Verona - 48pts (playoff semifinals)
>Pescara - 48pts (playoff 1st round)
>Benevento - 47 (playoff 1st round)
>Perugia - 44 (playoff 1st round)
>Spezia - 43 (playoff 1st round)
>Cittadella - 42pts
>Ascoli - 36pts
>Cremonese - 35pts
>Salernitana - 35pts
>Cosenza - 35pts
>Crotone - 33pts
>Livorno - 30pts (relegation playoffs)
>Venezia - 30pts (relegation playoffs)
>Foggia - 27pts* (direct rel)
>Padova - 24pts (direct rel)
>Carpi - 22pts (direct rel)

*Foggia´s original position would be 15th instead of 17th, Crotone would be fighting for staying against Livorno and Venezia would be relegated directly, but Foggia lost 6 points because of debts

Coutinho behind Kean and Ronaldo, as a 10, would make more sense

I am watching the Real Gabigol at Copa Libertadores and he hasnt become great.

Everyone talking about Kean like he's some great all of a sudden.

next ronaldo fenomeno la

he has had a fantastic start to his career.

Gabigol sent off with a red card for a criminal foul

I really wish for benisvento to make it

Based and very much redpilled

>page 7

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Looks like Icardi has finally hired a social media manager

>Spezia recovers their 6pts as the team paid the debts
lel, only in Serie B. Aren't Spezia also the ones that might get banned for using a black guy immigrated irregularly?

He actually threw a fit at a pundit on sky when the guy told Spalletti he can finally relax with a glass of wine after getting through all that Icardi bullshit

It's the same lineup he used against Atletico and it was the most offensive he ever was, Can would be a 'falso cinco' with the freedom to support the midfield

Icardi > Real Madrid
Dzeko > Inter
Higuain > Roma
Zaniolo > Juve

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icardi can't leave italy
get this through your frog brain

>>
>Icardi > Real Madrid
Yeah because florentino is going to be retarded two years in a row
>Dzeko > Inter
Might happen but if they didn't want to pay more than 4.5 to icardi will they give it to dzeko?
>Higuain > Roma
See above but even worse. Higuain already earns double what Dzeko earns
>Zaniolo > Juve
Might happen but probably won't happen this year

DZU 20201

juventus.com/en/news/news/2019/mario-mandzukic-contract-renewal.php

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Warm up for me, Allegro

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I guess this confirms juve isn't going for another centre forward, so unless Florentino makes a move Icardi stays

So is Gattuso sacked yet?

Nah, they wont sack him untill the end of the season. I hpe hope they kick him out for next year regardless of the results tho.

Only about 9 games left to endure

I've been an apologist of his for a while, but it's clear from anyone that his lack of experience shows he's not ready to manage a team that wants to go CL.

Reckon the team is good enough for Sarri or Conte to manage and do well, though.

>they still believe the problem is Gattuso and not the fact that he literally has a 4 player team

Gattuso is making a miracle with that milan team

>a group of Napoli supporters, living in Campania, managed to get tickets for the match between Roma and Napoli despite the ban
>once they got to the stadium they weren't allowed inside after an ID check
>are now asking for a refund and saying they will press charges against Roma
Yeah nothing shady here. Definitely didn't know that people living in Campania can't attend a match in Rome since like 10 years ago. It's all prejudice and they're not trying to scam anybody

As a Sfinterist, I think we should sell Icardi and Perisic, and try to see if we can manage with Pinamonti, Lautaro, Politano, and a winger to replace Perisic

Would Napoli sell Mertens? he is over 30, and doesnt play that much nowadays because of their 4-4-2 with the Pole and Insigne

Who are the quality players though? I can onky think of Paqueta, Piatek and Romagnoli

>he doesn't rate Cutrone

my uncle works at nintendo he said higuain will be swapped with manolas + jj subsidize his wage 1 million for a year

They cute

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He's a meme

Donnarumma for a couple of months

we need a straight up killer striker
cant go cl + serie a with martinez

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>you now remember Johnny Square

Cancelo is a trollface

Yeah what a cracker against Lichtenstein

Very odd going from two weeks of NT break to 3 matchdays in 7 days

Don't forget the CL and EL if you care about Jj and Napolel

>straight up killer striker
there are none available

>Napoli

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>tfw the Cooper sisters will never crush your dick between their feet

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Her sister looks underage

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H-h-h-haha, I obviously meant Betty's in-series sister

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>yfw Atalanta wins every remaining game and gets 4th

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>mandzukic gets to wind down his career at juventus
>del piero didn't
what did they mean by this

Mandzukic knees didn't explode as much as ADP so he can still be useful at 34 when his new deal runs out tbf

*didn't explode yet
IIRC ADP was booted mostly because he wanted to stay a key feature in the first team even though he was past it. Wonder how Mandzukic will handle potential prolonged bench time as he gets older. Just think a "legend" like ADP deserved more from the club dbi.

Donnarumma, Baka and Kessie are better than anything Inzaghi and Gasperini have to work with as well. They have to start shitters like Luis Felipe and Gym City every week and they are one point behind Gattuso ffs

>Sasso 2 Chievo 0

Is Berardi on coke again?

Lazio has quality in the midfield though.

Based cokehead

>chievo is actually going down
this will take a while to actually sink in

Mihalovic will make them trip

Dea supporter but let's be honest, they still have to face some tough match away (Inter, Napoli, Juve). Would be gold if they qualify directly for EL

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CAM ON PAPU

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I still wonder why Chievo didn't get relegated in B. Another B team would have been more fun to watch than this Titanic

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ILIGOAT

holyyy shiiit!

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can a man be more based

AGAIN

mmmmmh

It's another beast mode ilicic episode
Remember to keep him out of the squad next time when he inevitably gets red carded

Is this when we say that Ilicic is underrated?

Ilicic is rated exactly right. Top player when he feels like it, Schick tier when he doesn't

I hope Gasp will substitute him in the second half. We should take some energy apart for sfinter.

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F A R M E D

Holy cow

>bofogna

Miha making a statement to the owners.

I agree, though, even on his lows he's better than Schick.

*raize your path*

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they must have a warp drive, this is some f-zero speed football.

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>raining so much even the stream goes out

They should add a rule that allows you to ask forfeit at this point.
What the fuck is Bologna going to do for the remaining 75 minutes?

last digit is the number of goals Bologna concede.

Well my post didn't age well

Aiming for a 10-0 here

Z A P A T A

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>4-0
>Not even 15 minutes played

Dea s-stop... It's already dead

I unironically cannot bear to watch

i literally went to my kitchen to make lunch right before this started and its already 4-0 what the fuck

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Please, come also next match with inter portobro.

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can they smash Inter?

b-bros...

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>the shit eating town of baloney
jesus fucking christ, i thought Atalanta would have a hard time because they looked on form
this is horrific

Why people don't like Bergamo? Why don't they like bergamaschi and Atalanta?

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because success breeds jealousy

this world moves so faaaaast!

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We already did on the first match.

youtu.be/ZSWa3Sgt234

Thank you ducthbro, you deserve tons of atalanta pussies

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Dea is based but there's plenty of reasons not to like bergamaschi

>more than 10 minutes without a goal
boring

Why? I don't even know how people can know about our existence. We don't break balls to anybody.

RIP to all my bois who need bologna to score 1.

>internet is down

Odd numbers I go out to a bar, even numbers I pig out at home and find a movie on my hard drive

Based toothpaste user is back

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great now someone bombed the damn stadium

De Roon > Allan

Don't @ me

HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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>tfw born in the timeline where Atalanta will play CL

based

De Roon > De Jong

@91871054
De Roon>>>literally any holding midfielder in the world

so, will Atalanta relegate AC Milan to Europa League?

De Roon - Freuler best duo in the world
>tfw actually can't find a pic of them together on google images

>2-2
>0-4
>3-2
>4-0
>0-4 (and going)
terrible matchday

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Freuler was the greatest steal for 2Mil and nobydy continues to care of him.

Lots of EPLel teams are looking at him if those shit-tier papers are to be believed

Cheeky half-time qt

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The Slag that divided /seriea/

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*ahem*
FUCK SCATALANTA!!

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quick reminder that next year the kinoest derby Atalanta-Brescia will be back to Serie A

Poor Bologna, they don't deserve to go. Nabule gifting Empoli 3 points and finding Atalanta in god mode, that's bad luck

Heterochromia is a sign of incest somewhere in your family tree.

they wasted three quaters of the season under a shit meme manager like Inzaghi, they deserve it at least a bit
it's far from over though, they have Chievo at the weekend so those should be 3 easy points

>genetics wizards
It's fake btw

Of course but it can be real.

think about it for a second. Do you really want a team that fucked up in europa league qualifiers to be any where near a champions league group stage match?
We all know how bad scatalanta can be, so seriously think about this

Every club has to go through an embarrassing European defeat or two to gain experience desu. You can't say they don't deserve it.

Ofcourse they're an EL-level club at best but everyone loves a fairytale

Zapata will miss the Inter game, lucky

It's not like Inter or Milan did any better

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. What happened?

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don't remember a matchday being so plebeian

For the love of sauce, god?

I'd rather have Atalanta than Roma or Lazio for sure.

Yellow cards is my guess

Why do we keep playing Falcao?

Got a suspicious af yellow for a handball on his disallowed goal, ball just hit his arm

Yes.
Milan clubs are so lucky

you guys are too young, but at one time it was the italian version of leicester.
they came from the lowest series, raising constant, with the same coach and same core of players, with no billionaire daddy. They came to Serie A and had an amazing run,keeping the first place for many weeks.
Then of course they couldn't keep it up, but they still managed to end in a high place

Atalanta went out this year after penalties and having dominating the matches. Two years ago was kino and they lost just one match and went out because of stupid Berisha.

Fuck Cornelius

Fuck Pandoro

Buonanotte /seriea/

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Butterface

You do not want Lazio fans roaming Europe.

fake tits
fake snowflake eyes
I hate that slag

wtf I love incest now
the most beautiful girl I've ever seen has heterochromia, right eye is brown and left is blue and I've been more or less in love with her for almost two years now.

still better than that nessie with heterochromia

>one day without matches
what is this sorcery?

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>now
NON C'E' COSA PIU' DIVINA

...

they play in a way that might fluke some big results. teams like milan/inter have zero chance of doing anything.

Pregnant bump

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bomf

>Leo & Gazidis want Mauricio Pochettino as the new coach for next season

Is he good?

t. Neymar

>Zaniolo's father: "Only Inter or Juve for Zaniolo"

Fras

He said that inter and juve want him if Roma decides to sell him. They're talking about a renewal now and he's putting pressure on Roma. The moment Roma sells Zaniolo is the moment everyone will be up their asses. It makes more sense to sell the rest of the squad and play with the youth team + Zaniolo from their point of view. Which is "let's try to keep everybody calm until we know if we can build the stadium"

>“Mio figlio firmerà il rinnovo di contratto con la Roma, se poi il club dovrà sacrificarlo in Italia ci sono Inter e Juventus.”
>My son will sign the renewal with Roma, if the club then will have to sacrifice him in Italy there's Inter an Juve"
bit of a stretch from this to "only Inter and Juve"

>"@MarioMandzukic9, @PauDybala_JR and Spinazzola are all available. @SamiKhedira is still to be evaluated, @douglascosta should be available for Ajax, whilst @Cuadrado will be ready for SPAL."
>"Caceres will be out for three weeks. @MattiaPerin needs to be evaluated day by day but he won't be available for tomorrow. @chiellini will probably be rested tomorrow."
Nice

>0 trophies in his whole managerial career
an argentinian sarri

>if Inter wins 3rd place is safe for a while
>If inter loses Bbilan gets teabagged

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>Max Allegri has declared that he would like to be Juventus’ Sir Alex Ferguson because ‘it would mean staying for so many years.’ Ferguson won 38 trophies as Manchester United manager between 1986 and 2013, and Allegri admits he has the Scot in his sights at Juve.

>“There’s always someone who wants to make football more difficult, and it drives me crazy,” he told Corriere della Sera to promote his new book, ‘It’s Very Simple’. I don’t feel that way about anyone in particular. I can only say that they make what’s simple complicated. Simplicity is the most complicated thing, but we’re going in the wrong direction because complicating things makes our work even more difficult.

>“A corporate Coach is a Coach who brings results. I consider myself a manager for the club, who has to bring home results at the end of the season, not only on a sporting level but also in terms of player growth. These are results that ultimately affect the club’s financial statements. I hope I have a role like Ferguson’s because it would mean staying at Juventus for so many years.”

>The Old Lady are among the favourites to win this season’s Champions League after their comeback against Atletico Madrid set up a quarter-final with Ajax, but they lost 4-1 to Real Madrid in the 2017 Final… “Complacency and presumption can make you lose sense of reality,” explained the Coach. “In the Final with Real we had too much optimism and security. Now we must win in Europe, as we must in Italy. Behind Ajax’s growth is their individual talents within a system that teaches children to play football and doesn’t mechanise them.”

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Absolute madman, any idea how many chapters are dedicated to his relationship with Sturango?

BASED

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>multiple decades of allegro tictocs
Dont know how to feel about This fras

>le trophy meme
maybe they should hire DiMatteo or Kovac

I'll probably miss tomorrow's game against Milan :(

are you retarded?

One trophy doesn't make you great, but choking multiple times, even to fucking Leicester, certainly makes you shit

this is about Milan getting Poch as coach. He's about the best they could get. Comments about trophies is retarded and irrelevant in this case.

>le argentinian developer of youth prospects manager
if this was true it would confirm that Milan execs aren't pushing at all for improving the actual state of the club for the sake of winning and taking it back where it should be, but instead what they have in mind is just to turn it into a profit factory outlet for bigger clubs (as it happened with Roma recently) hoping that the majority of fans won't find out
can't get more pitiable than this

Can Kluivert fix Roma?

twitter.com/OfficialASRoma/status/1114142935547830272

Also a reminder his assist/minute stat is up there with the best in the league

Too good to be true.

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>Totti wants Gattuso to replace Ranieri at AS Roma
>someone wants Gattuso
WTF

I don't get all the hate for Gattuso, sure his playstyle is not a looker but all things considered he's done alright with the tools he's been given
if anyone thinks this botch job of a Milan team, with this sort of players and backroom staff, is top 3 material is a liar or a lunatic

The second one on Wednesday wasn't even intended BUT he should stop being scared of trying to do stuff and try some 1v1. He could improve a lot but he seems too scared to make mistakes.
I don't want him at Roma but only delusional Milan customers can complain about what Gattuso did with those shit players.

need's more qt's

Its just one day off, we are all gonna make it

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>tfw no asian gf

>tfw you'll never be her goytoy

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Whlie is far from being top coach there's not a single top coach that is gonna willingly go to current Milan. Even then Milan will never get him because he has 40 millions clousure on his contract. Sarri and Gasperini are >our best chances. Conte would be a dream

>even Santon is dead

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Why do Asian girls act like children when they try to look femenine?

Because 95% of the men they know are closet pedo's so that's all they know when it comes to seduction

Only east asian girls do that

Because women are more attractive when they appear innocent and women in general aren't much different from children.

>neurotic
>crave attention
>put great value on physical gifts

>neurotic
>crave attention
>put great value on physical gifts
Sounds like the average /seriea/ poster

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>he's not an actual little girl

m8 /seriea/ is full of cute girls

Wait, you're not little girls like rests of us?

Man, these statements are so true

Nothing gets me going more than exaggerated female facial expressions lad, you are correct

feel bad man

Will my Inter ever be good again?

This squad feels particularly masterful desu

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this is going to be great as toilet paper

How many times Nicolussi Caviglia has been in the squad? Iirc after 5 times he can't go back to Juve B

there is less than 2 months left of the season. I don;t think he will miss much by missing a month of youth games to train with the first team

Atalanta are going to become a bigger club than Milan, Roma and Lazio. The big 4 of Italy will be Juve, Inter, Napoli and Dea.

>Inter
>big four

sumnja.png

pottery

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>Gattuso isn't shit

twitter.com/PdiCalcio/status/1114128670841548801

he's just lucky Piatek converts pretty much every single chance he gets, with a mediocre striker he would be on pair with Fiorentina on points. Literally relegation fodder tier negative football.

why does women behave this way?

Because they want our benis

yes exactly like Udinese when they managed to reach CL and keep Sanchez

come on guys, only a few hours till Mazzarri show
also curious they put Juve Milan at 18 instead of 20

I'm curious why the fuck Roma plays on a saturday after playing on wednesday with no match in the middle of next week and napoli on Sunday.
But the answer is probably DAZN

What was the excuse for last season?

what do you mean?

I guess it's really just my opinion, but he did pretty well last season, having managing the side for only half a season.

Do you guys think Juve change their formation next year or do they sell Dybala? It's clear one of the two has to happen just curious as to what everybody thinks.

What did he do exactly to be considered very well?

I think Dybala is the last player Juve wants to sell, despite not shining that much this season. More likely they'll sell Alex Sandro or Douglas Costa, maybe Khedira too. That said we don't even know if Allegri stays, some things could depend by this fact.

If dybala wants to go juve will sell him. They always did.

Yeah, clearly if he wants to go they will sell him, that was implicit. At least cases like Perisic or Icardi aren't going to happen

I think Allegri wasn't kidding at all with that Ferguson thing

Sleep tight /seriea/

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Deal with what?
All three goals were conceded and Tsu is through.
Keep seething

brehs...

Inter's best ally.

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>page 7

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here, have a miyagi boomer

>captcha was a nigger stealing a bike

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I just watched an interview to Julio Cruz who was invited to a tv show to talk about the problem of Icardi, Wanda, the Inter locker room and Spaletti, and also about how Adriano was an immature nigga who ruined his career, because an important player of our league is being like them.

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Ding-dong diddly

slag's name?

Viola Bailey, and yes, she did hardcore

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Upvoted and subscribed.

remember lads, subscribe to pewdiepie

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for me, it's street works right under my house at 7.45

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>The Qatari government is reportedly considering investment in Roma or Milan as it looks to expand its portfolio in football. According to Milano Finanza, Qatar – which already owns Paris Saint-Germain through the Qatar Investment Authority - is ‘following the two clubs closely’.

>The website explains James Pallotta could sell up if the Stadio della Roma project continues to stagnate, with the Giallorossi already sponsored by Qatar Airways. However, the lukewarm response to Qatari involvement at the Olimpico would have kept Milan ‘under consideration’.

>Calcio e Finanza writes that while Elliott Management has guaranteed investment in the Rossoneri, it could leave the club in Qatari hands once the club’s accounts have been settled and plans for a new stadium are approved.

>However, the lukewarm response to Qatari involvement at the Olimpico

Shares went up 4% the other day when the article came out and everyone started tweeting at the sheik lmao. Rumors are Baldissoni is setting the whole thing up and it's why the whole non playing part of the club (plus the mayor) went to Doha last week.

Imagine Qatari buying Roma, it would be fucking Christmas morning for the entire Roman city hall and the local guardia di finanza. Bribes raining from sky to build that motherfucking stadium in some random large field impossible to reach, amazing.

>slept like shit because terronic neighbours have been partying till 3am last night, hellish racket and loud music all around
>took my revenge at exactly 6 am this morning by leaning my stereo speakers on the wall to bang the "Ora Esatta" tune at full blast
WAKEY WAKEY MOTHERFUCKERS

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Wake up user! Let's go for a quick morning run

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Redpill me on the Roma stadium. Is the location really that bad?

Hihi, just kidding. Let’s go back to bed and cuddle

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cringe but based

Posting the kino animation and the blissful melody for the few unfortunate anons that don't know what you're talking about
youtu.be/LsQsyVBHQYU

who is the most nationalistic club in italy?

Lazio ultras are notoriously fash, all 5 of them.

how about in portugal?

I'm an expat and I don't follow /our/league, but I know there's that Guimarães team always making a fuss

Not annoying enough

I live 10-15 minutes from there so it would be pretty comfy but yes, it's that bad.
>area subject to floodings
>shit infrastructure and no improvements in the project
this used to not be the case but the current administration wanted to remove one skyscraper (which Parnasi, the now jailed contractor, was probably going to remove by himself considering there was going to be three of them at first) to justify their change of views after a heavy handed electoral campaign against the whole project, focused on the area. To do so they agreed that Pallotta wasn't going to pay up for the various roads improvement, build a bridge and the extension of a subway line. Instead now it should have a station on one of the worst train itinerary of Italy and a bridge that is a completely different project that has been waiting for approval for like 10 years
>traffic in the area is already a mess every workday
imagine injecting the number of cars that a 60k stadium would bring into that mess
>contractor never paid for the area that he now "owns" and is going to sell it to Pallotta for 100m
the whole project used to be way cheaper for Pallotta considering Parnasi is in debt with Unicredit and was picked even before they started looking for someone to buy the club
>there's a stand of the old horse racetrack that can't be took down without special permission, which was given only under bribery and after removing the official that was against it
>all the various permits were linked to corruption done by the contractor to "convince" the current administration not to vote against it, despite what they said before the elections
>stadium is a minimal part of the whole project
It's basically a case of media supporting land speculation while bureaucracy actually does its fucking job. Honestly after the shitshow that the European elections will be for the five star movement, especially here in Rome, you can expect them to cut their losses by telling Pallotta to fuck off.

Milan: Reina; Calabria, Musacchio, Romagnoli, Rodriguez; Kessie, Bakayoko, Calhanoglu; Suso, Piatek, Borini

Suso, Borini, Calabria...
What a fucking joke.
Gattuso is a piece of shit. He's clearly looking to get sacked so he can get his money. Greedy piece of shit, as if he doesn't have enough money from his playing career already.

>he's already foaming with rage

Now hear me out...

BORINI VS. DE SCIGLIO

Who's gonna win?

I've been saying this since Piatek came and even before then.

You mean the season where he couldn't beat Benevento?

Did pretty well?
Fuck no. It was the same shit as this season.
He did well from January to March and then shat the bad for the remainder of the season.

Serie A lasts from August to May not from January to March.

>he's going through the thread
everyone hide

>replying to post older than 5 hours.

The one who's goal we surely all remember

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>replying to posts written by the Alb*nian

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Rent free

Borini's disallowed goal vs Empoli was better desu.

I was bored

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kek

Replace that darts board with a Old West style "Wanted Dead" poster.

lads...

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>rent free
user you're litterally the most consistent poater of this board, you're shitposting here 24/7. By the way the last time I was active in these generals (more or less around video related) you were all over Gattuso's dick praising him for the effort and blaming the players for being pussies and not playing along his masterful offensive tictocs.
youtu.be/u7Nl-7nGigc

>poater
What is that

>you're shitposting here 24/7
lol no
I mostly post in /seriea/ and I usually go days without posting anything. Don't even usually post during matches except for rare occassions.

Also
>By the way the last time I was active in these generals (more or less around video related) you were all over Gattuso's dick praising him for the effort and blaming the players for being pussies and not playing along his masterful offensive tictocs
This never happened.
I simply said he did better than Montella last season but as soon as he started shitting the bed on April, showing his limitations as a coach and kept doing dumb shit I wanted him out.

>except for rare occassions
Like defaming anons that dared not to put Dida in their "Top 5 GKs of all time" ranking

I rate Gattuso desu. For an inexperienced coach, he is good in doing in his job. More than Memetella and 2nd rate veteran coaches.

*good

You need to work on your reading comprehension.
I said that I don't post here during the match except for rare occasions. I don't see what Dida has to do with this.

Dida? Top 5 all-time?
I dunno about that, he's certainly better than Buffon though lmao.
Dida being a bad keeper is a meme from underage people who only watch him after the flare incident.

>More than Memetella and 2nd rate veteran coaches.
LOL no. Little Airplane at least won us something.
Also Mihajlovic played better football than him with a way worse team.

Gattuso is straight garbage. He's only in 4th place because of Roma and Lazio failing.

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You've got it all wrong m8, the only good GK Milan had under Berlusconi tenure is Abbiati, everybody who watched their games and knows a little about football certainly agrees with this

I can't wait until Sarri comes along and for the muslim fuck to start idolizing the biggest fraud in modern football o

>Sarri
>the biggest fraud in modern football
that's a weird way to spell Arrigo Sacchi

>tfw able to sleep despite the noise
Feels good man.

>*distant slams slowly growing in intensity*
user, what have you done

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Sacchi actually won something.

His GOAT (Dutch) players won something*

538's CL qualification probabilities after each matchday

Impact from Milan's signings Paquetá & Piątek (around matchday 22-23) is just ridiculous. They immediately lifted their team up and almost secured an UCL spot in 5-6 matches.

Derby della Capitale (matchday 26) destroyed Roma's chances for a spot in the UCL, and EdF/Monchi breakdown continued to burn the season down. Meanwhile, the derby invigorated Lazio to fight for the 4th spot.

Derby di Milano (matchday 28) stopped Milan's streak dead on its tracks, and they haven't been able to recover from that punch to the jawline. Meanwhile, the derby revitalized Inter out from their internal drama and they're well on their way to securing an UCL spot.

SPAL is Rome's nightmare: Roma's drop in md28 AND Lazio's drop in md30 are because of losses to them.

Atalanta almost went out of the UCL race, but they refuse to stop fighting.

Roma is the first of the 5 contenders to drop below 10% chance to qualify.

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>Roma
What went wrong?

I knew Italians were racist but I didn't realize their racism was celebrated as a national treasure.

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/ourgirl/ is in Cannes and there's Katheryn Winnick with her, wish I could find more pics from red carpet

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>no fast balding chocolate man
gg turdino, pls cuck Riomma and Lazzie out of CL

>her
>/ourgirl/

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I thought we all agreed our Betty Period was over, it's Miriam who rises and shines now

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>never in danger of relegation, because you are too good
>know you're not going to compete for the title from the very start of the season, because you are too shit
>no expectations to secure a European football spot, even though you sometimes get lucky and finish 6th

Redpill me on teams like Sampdoria, Fiorentina, Genoa and Torino. What is their purpose?

Satisfying the egos of tifosi who don't want to be bandwagoners but don't want to support a shit club in the fight against relegation.

>the only good GK Milan had under Berlusconi tenure is Abbiati, everybody who watched their games and knows a little about football certainly agrees with this
LOL I like Abbiati but you're full of shit.
Dida was class albeit a bit inconsistent at times before the flare incident.
Rossi was great but unfortunately he doesn't get the credit he deserves because people think it was the GOAT defense which made him look good which doesn't really make sense considering GOAT defense or not going that long without conceding a goal in early 90s Serie A is a huge feat.
The fact that he was also popular with the other Milan teammates and the fact that even Boban dedicated a column about him in his editorial(where he usually wrote about Croatian Football Legends) says a lot.

I'll grant you that Milan doesn't usually have good keepers and most Milan keepers have been mediocre but they had a few great ones too.

People from those cities support their local clubs instead of bandwagoning a club in a different country.

youtube.com/watch?v=POhkLEs7BYM
>you now remember this song

Ignoring Sacchi's wisdom is why Italian Football has turned into a complete joke over the years.

He tried really hard to make Italians not play like defensive pussies but unfortunately Italy is stubborn and stuck in their ways.
Now Spain dominates, Italy NT is a joke, German NT will probably pass Italy etc.

The GOAT Dutch players he himself requested*
Must have been very easy to convince Van Basten, Rijkaard and Gullit to go along with his plan right?

Butragueno tells tales about how Real Madrid sent spies to Italy to look at Milan's training schemes and when they saw Milan players playing without the ball(Sacchi's Shadow Play) they were confused and went back to Spain not understanding anything but some retarded Yea Forums loser like you surely knows better right?

>the absolute state of mediolanum teams

yeah we just uh... won a world cup under lippi unlike under sacchi

JUVENTUS :
.............. Szczesny
Desciglio Rugani Bonucci Spina
...... Can Bentancur Sandro
............ Bernardeschi
........ Dybala Mandzukic

genoa's purpose is to be milan youth team

>Sandro in a three man midfield
>Heskey as a number 10
The mind of Allegri is too complex to be comprehended by mortals. No wonder Juve fans turn on him, they're scared by his intellect.

What this guy said Also teams like Torino Sampdoria and Fiorentina should always be aiming for European qualification, even if only at the play off stage

>Sacchi's wisdom
Yeah the wisdom of a man that, prior to the 1996 Euro Championship, refused to call up the only man capable of flair and vision at the time (Baggio), even though he had carried his boastful ass two years before, to then fail miserably because of his convoluted selections.
Wisdom my arse.

>Le luck out with a GOAT-tier squad, but pussy out because of '''''stress'''' before you truly and completely get exposed for the fraud that you really are

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Yeah keep jerking off that crappy world cup that you won only thanks to Materazzi's dirty antics and Zidane losing his head and not because Italy deserved it.
Every single Italian WC Team before that was superior to that dogshit 2006 one but they had to compete with much stronger teams.

Sacchi wasn't the only coach who had problems with Baggio. Lippi also had problems with him and sold him to Milan(the following year Juve won CL).
Why the hell would he call him over Del Piero that year anyways?

Also he only lost/tied with the eventual finalists.
If Italy hadn't been on a croup with Czech Republic and Germany they would have gone further.
They were playing very good football too.

>If Italy hadn't been on a croup with Czech Republic and Germany they would have gone further.
I like this merry-go-round of making up excuses, lemme try:
If Sacchi called up Baggio, maybe we could've sneaked through the group stage.
If Sacchi didn't field Del Piero in fucking centre midfield, maybe he would've played better.
If Sacchi didn't change 5 players out of the blue for the game against the Czechs, maybe he could've won the game.
If Sacchi still had his hair, he wouldn't be a bald fraud.

fuck I should have gone to visit my cousin in cannes so I could meet Miriam

Yes, because you would have been able to convince a team of MVB, Gullit, Raik, Maldini, Baresi, Billy etc. to go along with your plans right?

God, what an insufferable faggot you are. It doesn't matter if you have the greatest team of all time if you can't convince them to play for you. Sacchi did that despite being a literal who at the time.

Sacchi was a nut, a perfectionist nut. He was such a control freak that he didn't even let the team laugh or talk during dinner.
That's why he eventually had mental stress. That's why Pep also lost his hair in 4 years at Barca though Pep has learned to relax a bit in recent years.

Gotta love how you leave out his success as Technical Director at Parma in the early 2000s too where they won Coppa and were consistently one of the top teams in Serie A.
After he left in 2004, the next season Parma ended up in 17th place close to the relegation zone.

*parks the bus*

you have time until the 10th of April

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It's not an excuse when that's what happened.
Germany and Czech Republic ended up in the final.

>Gotta love how you leave out his success as Technical Director at Parma in the early 2000s too where they won Coppa and were consistently one of the top teams in Serie A.
>doping your team is a success

>He tried really hard to make Italians not play like defensive pussies but unfortunately Italy is stubborn and stuck in their ways.
Leicester, Chelsea, Atletico have all been champions playing like defensive pussies. Real Madrid won 3 straight CLs by playing "cross and pray" on the attack and murderball on defense.

>keep jerking off that crappy world cup that you won only thanks to Materazzi's dirty antics and Zidane losing his head and not because Italy deserved it.
lmao. Zidane being sent off had 0 effect on the outcome. Trezeguet would've still missed his penalty kick.

Kino, I use full-Parma kits and badge in FUT

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This match has 0-0 written all over

>After he left
more like jumped ship, just before the whole Parmalat empire collapsed because they couldn't afford to steal any more money from their private account holders to pump it into the team

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>Yeah keep jerking off that crappy world cup that you won only thanks to Materazzi's dirty antics and Zidane losing his head and not because Italy deserved it.
sure i will
enjoy jerking off to albanias achievements

>A bald fraud hired by literal fraudsters
Well, it checks out.

Parma money collapsed way before that in the late 90s when they sold Veron and then Crespo, Buffon and others.
Sacchi came way after that in 2001.
The best player they had during that time was Cannavaro.

Final raking:

1. Juventus
2. Napoli
3. Inter
4. Atalanta

prove me wrong

>"B-b-but we're still better than Albania"
W E W

Whatever lie you have to tell yourself to make yourself feel better.

Winning a WC>not winning a WC
So Lippi>Sacchi.

>eternal second place

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Final ranking next season:
1.Inter
2.Napoli
3.Atalanta
4.Milan
5.Lazio
6.Juventus

Prove me wrong.

God no.
You could argue Materazzi > Sacchi but not Lippi.
Materazzi won that World Cup.
Scored the equalizer, managed to get Zidane sent off.

Lippi barely defeated Australia.

How would JJ ever finish 6th right now?
I don't see it happening.

*dives*

Mazzarri was right. Sky jinxed Torino's chance to reach CL when they put the anthem during his interview

Mazzarri is always right

Fucking SkyRube as usual

>juventus finishing outside top 2
absolutely impossible nowadays
Juventus is officially one of the 3 superteams of Europe together with Real Madrid and Barcelona.

>one of the 3 superteams
I agree, but it makes me wonder what happened to Bayern

>17 hours ago
janny?

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it's settled then
Materazzi & Cannavaro >>> Maldini & Baresi

Based Borini IN.

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>rugani
>de sciglio
so this is the power of the 8-times-in-a-row italian champions

Cannavaro is a meme.
Materazzi is better than Baresi and Maldini at playing dirty/cheating yes.

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Monchi could sink Juventus in 2 years.

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a bit racist

What a disaster
I would sooner put Abate over Calabria and Castilljo over Suso.

Why not try a 3 men defense with Caldara, Musa and Romagnoli too?
Sick of Rodriguez.

Di scoglio is going to fuck up, isn't he?

>but it makes me wonder what happened to Bayern
Boomer squad, switching managers every season, getting demolished by Barça and Real in the CL...
they'll be back to full strength by next year

Yeah, he's only going to score twice instead of three times

Dubs confirm

oh shit

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>spinazzola on the right
what kind of tictocs is this

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Well yeah...Calabria is playing on that flank..

playtime's over

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He will murder Cuckriguez.

He knows Calabria would rape him all game on that side

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the dubs that saved /seriea/

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>Calabria
>raping anyone

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Certainly wouldn't concede a header to a player 20 centimeters shorter than him.

That's because Calabria is a fucking midget lmaoooo.

I'm actually happy the game is at 6; so i dont have to piss away my whole night watching a shitty Gattuso Milan without a gameplan lose against Juventus having 30% posession and 40% pass completion and blaming the result on a single incident (a fuckup, a freekick/penalty/card not given).

I really hope it doesn't end 0-1 because then you will hear those meme excuses. I'd rather Milan win or lose like 0-5.

These last few years I've always felt like I was timerobbed when watching Milan games:
>They never improve, there's clearly no gameplan, the coach uses the same players/formation every single time expecting different results. Mid table teams play much better football.That wasn't interesting or entertaining at all, I could've just watched the livescore results and hightlights.

That's the effect of having like 4 shitty bargain bin newbie coaches in a row at Milan. It's almost killed my interest in football.

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>calling others midgets

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Too bad for you I'm from Kosovo.
Not too far behind your country height-wise.

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You can't win.
Even if Milan loses Gattshit will still stay as coach until the end of the season.

Serbian genes enriching the gene pool.

>that cb trio
it will be a miracle if jj don't concede at least once

>this thread

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Gast, doe normaal

Nah, it's Greek/Anatolian genes that fucked over Southern Albania a bit.
Similar situation to Italy.

>he's not pissing away his night watching Roma fail to gain points on milan once again
s m h

Quick, someone make the decoy thread for tourists. I would but I'm still out

>back to 3 defenders after Benatia leaves
Masterful tictocs

JJ - Milan

Dubs and Milan get a cheeky 0-1 win today

>piontek

>the absolute state of alex sandro

>he's in charge of covering up Bonucci's mistakes in marking
absolute wew

Man, I miss the old BBC, even with Bonucci doing stupid shit every once in a while.

you were saying?

bonucci being a dirty vermin as always

the CHAD Calabria

Bonucci clearly out for blood

>Calabria doing ok
>*slams slams slams* "NOOOO WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LOSING 3-0 THIS CANNOT HAPPEN"

Well, well, well.

bonucci hates slavic and black people

Every defender that plays with him has to coddle him. He was very fortunate to play with Chiellini his whole career.

>Putting Rodriguez, Suso and Calhanoglu back in the XI

Gattuso is a fucking retard.

I hope kessie breaks both of Dybala's legs tonight because jewshits are trying to do the same with Piatek

Basically same thing.

t. pogrebnyak

Can I get a quick rundown on Viterbo?

>milan refballing

GRISI BILAN

While you plebs are watching this snorefest Perugia-Benevento is already at 4 goals scored

Viterbo it's very nice city, near Roma they often do wine festival and everybody get drunk

Calhanoglu is unironically breddy decent as mezzala. I wish >we had an actual left winger though. Borini's just bad

>Milan players going down at every wee bit contact to pity the ref into blowing the whistle

in what minutes will bentacur get his inevitable yellow card?

>already at 4 goals scored

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Serie B ain't Serie A, shitfests are allowed. Also forza Benis please come back

Grazie

high scoring games are only entertaining against roma/lazio or inter/milan

I'm just memeing portubro

Can OUT
Can IN

>Khedira in
oh boy the game is getting interesting

it's always like this when the a good player starts to get his rhythm with the team he's suddenly ded

>Matuidi and Kean on the bench
Max really showed them they shouldn't be black

Khedira is a >200 iq player

When will this league get competitive again?

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Kino

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PM me when Milan has the ball or strings 2 passes along.

baziran Mandžo

hallo

Kessie is ded

So Gattuso is playing in the usual Allegro trap
>start out like shit
>end the first half with low intensity
>start taking back control
>score between '55-'70
>other team is too tired to do anything
>patrician 1-0 acquired

>meanwhile, in Dybala's mind

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>Berna has all the time in the world
>delivers a Molinaro tier cross
Kek

When oil money come in.

Khedira and Kessie are the typ of players who always get in goalscoring positions but they can't get it on goal if their lives depended on it.

I've had similar cards in FIFA Ultimate team too. Then you replace them with someone else, but the replacement guy never gets in those position ever.

Really makes you think.

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Morning swims are the best form of exercise to wake your day

ERA PENAL

ERA tbqh

>sandro

yeah because petrolmuslim are notorious for building succesful teams able to take over other heavy weights, take PSG for example

>Alex armdro

ERA

>Alex Sandro again
This man is fucking shit, really.

>concedes a penalty with his arm twice
>"Boss I need a raise, I'm homesick"

it was unintentional

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>imblying

>jj refballing despite a league already won in april
they do it just for shit and giggles right

Lads, imagine how much the Albanian is going to SEETHE

Really should've taken the truck load of money from Chelsea, he's fucking awful

no way that's a pen

they clearly won the bidding contest as soon as the official blew his whistle

pretty clear pen tbqhfam ngl ngl

lmao

Kessie was banging them in at Atalanta for a while

Gattuso must be happy because he has something to blame when he lose

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>pooventus defense without chiellini

so that's why VAR takes so long, the auction for the penalty takes time

Bonucci is fucking awful

The cross would've just reached 4 Juve defenders anyways. It wasn't intentional.

Now Gattuso will blame the game on this call.

PIONTEK
PIONTEK
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PIONTEK

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POM

bonucci is literal brainlet

>>>>>>Bonucci

BONUCCI RESTORING THE BALANCE

Milan scored, okay, but whos going to warmup now ?

its the only logical conclusion

>I fell for the Gazzetta memes and left Friday out
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

PUM PUM PUM

bonucci's pass getting BLACKED, how ironic

Bonucci remembered he is a Milan player

>Bonucci
Fucking lmfao this guy is awful

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the bonucci special

the absolute state of jj's defence without chielini

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That CHADayoko assits tho.

>People actually still think he's a world class "defender"

Based piatek
Also ERA PENAL

>take PSG for example
But they ARE successful.
>inb4 muh CL
that shit is not important. Right now we need to focus on making serie A more competitive.

Agreed.

I just shut off the TV. First time I did this whole season.

Horrible, just horrible.
RuBe continues doing what they do best, stealing.
We need another Calciopoli. Disgusting, simply disgusting. What's the point of even watching anymore?