/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition

Is this the face of a rape victim

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>Ben's a boomer
you mean that in the "state of mind" way, I hope

Is this confirmed the chick?

are you starting this again in every thread?
there's no such thing as 'the face of a rape victim". Are you 12?

Yeah she's clearly enjoying Conor's company. Total rape.

I meant in the meme way

that's the mother of conor's illegitimate unrecognised son
the rape thing is an entirely different story

You have to go back

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defend this
twitter.com/Benaskren/status/1113499209095942145

Dee or Jeff. Who is the bigger cuck?

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You cant rape the willing, my guy

figured so. never thought of him that way; maybe I can grow to like him now though.

T. Faggot

One knows about their partner's affairs and the other doesn't. I'll let you figure out who is which

if she says no, and you keep going, it's rape - as you should know being from a Christian country.

Not knowing how to do the
>t.newfagcan'tmeme
meme.

Oof.

is rape a crime in dagestan?

What's Poirier's path to victory vs Holloway?
I think the only area Poirier is better is wrestling, but I don't think he's going to be able to get Holloway to the ground.

Yeah, I agree, except I REALLY doubt that she said "no" at any point.
I'll just go with my gut feeling and presume that some 20 something broke ass thot got the lottery ticket of her life by sleeping with a multi-millionaire celeb and decided to cash on it

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For sure Conor wins the rematch my guy

>flag

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Lay n pray is too much rewarded in ufc.
In a fight, however, i reckon mcgee would have a slight upper-hand

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Faggot. You are faggot.

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Conor's gone full heel now hasn't he?
Even if he wins a rematch, he's getting assassinated by some Dagestani's angry at his comments.

Barboza wins the rematch
Till wins the rematch

Wonderpedo loses the rematch

Wondering if im unbanned

Not for long

Excellent

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Wonderboy wins the rematch

>based gooby working the muzzies

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based

Askren is 100x better with banter than Canor

Wake up Kebab, wake up Goober, it's all over

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I think Porier could knockout Holloway. Max is pillow fisted he hit Ortega a record number of times and didn't drop him. Porier also has the reach advantage and we don't know how Max's chin will be at lightweight. I actually have Porier as a slight favorite because he's better on the ground but the x-factor for Max is whether he will have more power in his punches at lightweight without sacrificing speed.

im surprised he didn't split with her, a long time ago, he life is fighting and no wanting a family. He must of shared a similar worldview

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conrad BTFO
addicted to coke and alcohol, cheats on the mother of his children, rapes women, loses to nate diaz, taps out to a neck crank. absolute chump

AAAAAAAAAAAAND STILL!

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Wake up, Khabib. Your wife is asking for divorce.She doesn't want to live with a bum.

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LITERALLY A TOWEL HAHAHHA

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JRE was live with Ben Shapiro,

youtube.com/watch?v=sCD9zjf_YRU

Nevermind me, just champ champ shit.

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All of these are me, by the way.

>le argues with liberals jew
hard pass, only ever listen to the mma show nowadays or if jre has someone from mma

whats worse being involved in politics or being a guy that judges politicians without actually doing anything

>conservative

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I'M STILL IN A DREAM!!!!!!

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Till taking the loss hard.

i came for this

Literally all me

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I miss big john

unironically all me btw lol

Terrible post

Max is a cut babby whos never fought a wrestler. Porier will have it done in 2 rds easy

Based and peepilled

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Isn't Conor's tattoo on his left arm?

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image is inverted in a mirror you fucking retard

How do you not fucking love him? Legitimately the greatest athlete across the board right now.

Based.

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>this is your brain on potatoes

aidssonic gets submitted by killwin fatsellem

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>arm around an untoweled slag
>SCREAM RAPE

Khabib is such a woman. Conner's load was the closest thing to actual happiness that dumb bitch will ever come to in her dumb bitch life.

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take a you

fucking retard, kek

DUDE NIGERIA LMAO

why

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They're the hot new meme.

What's with Khabib fans/Russians and these horrible & homoerotic photoshops?

Y'all gay?

When you're rich and famous, women just let you grab them by the pussy.

That’s the girl he supposedly knocked up, not the rape victim

Khabib exposed 2 of his biggest shakes to the public in one kek

Get recruitment centers there. Fucking now.

Nigerian immigrants to America have been doing well in business and this allows them to afford designer steroids for their children.

>*brings up evil twin conspiracy*
i knew conor was a good guy all along

post the unedited pic that slag got some nice legs

we're towel

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Govno, ti?

top tier slag to roll mdma,fuck and piss on her after,our guy got some nice taste

Khabib's just jealous that this bitch shaves her legs unlike his towel.

OOF

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Does that fucking beta in the suit try to kick his leg out? What a fag

Do men actually do this, invade women's space that way?

That's not the alleged chick, that's the alleged baby momma
The alleged chick was also battered iirc

You mean get intimate with women? That’s how babies are made user

connor you are propagator of toxic rape culture masculinity

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*rapes a goat*

Imagine having a towel for a wife lmao

What the fuck do you mean? It would be showing his right arm, that doesn't change the postition of his tattoo you fucking retard.

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Are you actually reetarded?

No u

Black power.

Based sjw khabob

Nigga looks like a GTA Online avatar

KHABIB HAS FAILED AN USADA TEST
>KHABIB HAS FAILED AN USADA TEST
KHABIB HAS FAILED AN USADA TEST
>KHABIB HAS FAILED AN USADA TEST

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makes me really think about what they put in the water over there

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And to afford bjj classes people forget how fucking expensive bjj is. There's a reason why celebrities flock to it.

wrongsies sweaty

I have a feeling this all going to end with artem dead and khabib on a no fly list.

more like khabib dead and artem retiring from mma after dominating his last "opponent" to death

>it's real
HOLY FUCK LMAOOOO
twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1113205309307113472?s=20

holy moley hahahaha

fuck you, you got me

NOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

Only on your neighbors goat

more of a handshake

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Anyone here managed to get John Danaher's latest armbar system instructional in his Enter the System™ series for a very high discount (100%)?

look at these dudes. all 100% natty too

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Yes but no

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mandingo nr 2 electric boogaloo

Kekked

I have them all, but I'm so deeply in the system now when I look at people I only see them as a series of strangles and juji gatames. It's a tough one, b.

How will Conorlets every recover?

"Can you hear me dana?"
"Seems like he's not breathing sir, he's already dead"
"such a shame"

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>Too soon user

not funny

So there is a download for it somewhere. I'm off then, soon I'll be entering The System™.

describing yourself, again?

does till walk out to sweet caroline ever again?

Till never walks out again

You can find them on private trackers. Someone will probably upload it public in a few weeks. This one just came out I think, dese tings move slow.

>mfw grew my own test at home using sweet potatoes but retards on heem think the entirety of Africa is steroid free

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does till roll out in a wheelchair to sweet caroline?

only joe "The golem" rogayne thinks that

Sweet potatoes are seriously nature's steroids. I went from 180 to 200 on a sweet potatoe diet. The sweet potatoe is why pacific islanders come out of the womb benching 400lbs.

Woah

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I was born to be an MMA fighter. I work as a cleaner, but I was born to be an MMA fighter.

Damn, Khabib absolutely btfo

me btwbtwbtwbtwtbtwbwtbwtw

also we should kill all black males and take their women and make a city of just black women and you can go there and breed any one you pick haha

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Haha I want a black goddess side piece so bad lads.

seek help

We'd keep our heads above the blackened water
But there's no room for ideals in this mechanical place
And you're gone now

Through a grimy window that I can't keep clean
Through billowing smoke that's swallowed the sun
You're nowhere to be seen

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stfu till

Coral? Buddy? You still there?

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Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul.

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have you tried double baking them? I started after that Chris Keiser (spelling) was on JRE talking about resistant starch and that shit seems to work.

Shut the fuck up, sissy ass whiteboi

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>it’s fake
REEEEEEEEEEEE YOU GOT MY HOPES UP FOR NOTHING

No, but I'm going to look into it. I'm firmly on the sweet potatoe train, I eat them almost every day.

LOL
youtube.com/watch?v=bQ6vK74HE8Y

you now remember the literal who on twitter who said khabib failed his postfight test and conorfags were all riled up thinking it was real LMAO

kek

khabib actually popping would be the best timeline

seething obese racist burger BTFO every day

This is actually right conor copse the hypocrite rat khabib is

damn

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HOLY FUCK

Why do Irish speak English? Vengeance will be heavy.

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FUCK MMA AND FUCK THE UFC

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based khabib, keeping his wife for himself.

*wins the war*

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the gaellic language was outlawed when ireland got conquered by england, a kind of cultural cleansing like what's happening in eastern china today
Irish kids learn gaellic in schools, but english is a better language to learn. Gaellic lets you talk to your grandparents, and some old people in the east of scotland, whereas english lets you listen to the joe rogan podcast and also go to new zealand on holiday to see where mark hunt is from

n

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>best jitz game in HW
>KO power
>unique footwork
>best TDD overall

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Schaubposting isn't funny. It never was funny. I'm sure you'll reply to this post with another unfunny little "for sure my guy beast of a peach hater xDD thanks for the upvotes" or whatever. Just delete your heem account already, you worthless fuck.

I'm dead serious bro. Prime Schaub would
>piece up Cain
>heem Ngannou
>submit DC
>heem Stipe

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He is only gay for his pedophile worshipping brothers
These guys... They are beasts!
He gets the same shit wrestles have so he won't pop. They take some obscure shit nobody tests for

Best jitz? For sure you're my boy and I agree 100%... but I've gotta disagree. Even Roy Nelson had better jiu jitsu, let alone Barnett and Werdum.

Schaub did unironically beat Arlovski

im here

Dana is only recruiting from countries where 8k USD + Reebok voucher in exhange for life altering brain damage is a good deal.

Schaub looked like he got hit by a baseball bat after that fight, Arlovski deserved the nod in that snoozefest.

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Nope, still not funny. Not even ironically. Please stop.

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>tfw can no longer toggle old reddit
Who the FUCK thought that was a good idea?
>inb4 muh neckbeard virtue signalling
Don't pretend you don't lurk r/mma for news and gifs

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>gifs
I really hope this is bait

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If Tyron wasn't looking, would you?

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redpill me on urine hulk, monster or big slow punch bag?

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I've never been to reddit for anything other than streams tbqh

I'd rather force him to sit in the corner and watch tbqh

new conor tweet

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just use RES nigga

Are we all calmediens now?

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Holy FUCK

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Based mcgregor putting the muzzies on blast.

kek

won a super dodgy fedor-maldonado type decision to over antonio flushedfoot cteva so I'm thinking he's a can

is conor gonna get killed irl?

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lel

Conor must be on the good stuff

based gooby! he has won the war!

Unironically yes

>"Dese tursty bimbos can't get enough of dat left hand, Joe"

cokehead screaming because he's desperate to stay relevant, is what you mean

Both, retard leaf

Yeah, I'm thinking he's back

Crown him.

OMG, it's real. His descent to obscurity is going to be as funny as it is tragic. Sweet.

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I want eat that ass

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khabib and muslims everywhere btfo

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youtube.com/watch?v=lr78cb1vHJ0

OOOOOOH MASSA

>Tfw living in the Conor era

Feels good lads.

Why would Jones be in Dagestan?

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conor has surely done it now

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the new york accent where you turn all the vowels into diphthongs is kino af

>shamelessy copying Colby now
How the tables turn

You probably don't know. But this correspondence from the social network VK. Swam a year ago. In Russia, everyone knows about it. Dumped some friends - rats, Khabib. K (khabib). G (girl).

K: I liked it. You're just proud. Do not be proud.

G: unknown voice message.

K: you underestimate yourself. I like the voice.

G: ahaha!

K, sends her photo and signs: here you are beautiful!

G: Thanks.

K: Sometimes it happens. Throw another photos.

G: What for?

K: Just.

G: You have a wife. You have to admire her. But not some Anastasis from the social network.
More he did not write. At the time of the correspondence, he was already married and banned concerts in Dagestan. He never commented on this correspondence. And Russian journalists did not ask for fear.

And this is really his real account.

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Based Conor spreading good banter and drama. He is literally /ourguy/ only sandniggers and Jews like kebab

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>not a goat
>not a towel

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that's not his wife, that's some russian tv presenter
his wife would probably at least be wearing a headscarf or one of them things

You now imagine Colby/Conor/Jorge/Ben/Edwards/Marty/Khalabeeb on the same card

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oh for sure my guy

Not his wife my guy, pretty sure she's some churka singer. Despite the reputation of the Caucasus plenty of women wear their hair down

The woman in the photo, the only person in the Russian Instagram, who is more popular than Habib. But she has no foreign subscribers.

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This is a Jessy Jess general. Bow down to your queen, /heem/.

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why does mcnuggets want to die?

Objectively speaking, Conor's trash talk is reaching an all time low. He never got to a personal level with it and that was respectable. But the stuff he's saying now is in poor taste.

Calling out muslims can never be in poor taste. Fact.

Aren't there many other Russians with more followers than kebab

Shi's istagram
instagram.com/buzova86?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=15ydk7afr4m6p

Are we just going to ignore the Islamophobic nature of Conor's tweets? He's gone too far this time. To make this comments is inexcusable and the UFC must respond harshly.

this.

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- Delirious Weightcut Conor / Mystic Mac (145)
- Two Breakfasts Conor (vs Nate)
- Champ Champ Conor (post-Eddie)
- Money Mac (post-Maywedda)

Do we have a name for this current era of Conor?

subtract the ink and shes a 9, what possesses people to cover themselves in that retarded shit? hurts my heart b

Thank you brother. Joke about one thing may be fine, but NEVER of one's faith and culture.

You're just some Jew that is butthurt. This trash talk level is skyhigh because he is making millions of people butthurt including kebabman himself

youtu.be/f_I1FbsEwtY
youtu.be/f_I1FbsEwtY
Big time yikes

Floyd unironically scrambled his brains. He's not the same as he was before that fight. He doesn't have the same quick wit or charisma.

Punished Conor

And we will get avenger Conor next once he has a streak again and defeats kebab

Rapist McGregor. Islamophobic McGregor. Conor Trump.

What else can he really say about Khabib?
>Khabib is undefeated
>lost to Khabib
>not even a close fight
>Khabib is still champ

First place: the girl in the photo with Habib. Second place - Khabib. But he has many subscribers from all over the world.

ok gotta admit this made me lol loudly

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Flushed and spiralling Conor.

Is Max gonna be unlocked even more at 155 or beat down? Him vs Ortega was the best fight ever desu

youtube.com/watch?v=lBU4Hxqe8vY

How do you trash talk someone that straight up beat your ass and choked you out? Like seriously, this is mind-boggling to me.

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He never did. All he did was say fuck in a funny accent.

Hey Schaub

That’s not Diego Sanchez vs Gilbert Melendez

Conor won the 3rd round and was clearly on the offensive before this lucky submission

McNuthugger COPE

Whats there to be butthurt about? Its true.
>insulted Chad's fighting
>insulted Aldo's fighting
>insulted Nate's fighting
>Insulted Eddie's fighting
>got personal with Floyd because he had nothing on him
>got personal with Khabib because he has nothing on him

Conor has never been quick or witty, he just speaks confidently and has an Irish accent. Ironically, the Irish are masters of the English language. They will describe anything mundane in an amusing and colorful way. It's just how they all talk, doesn't mean Conor is clever.

Any random old woman in Ireland you meet in a grocery store will have you smiling and charmed at the things she says.

Brendan actually disowned his last name after getting cucked by Tiger Schaub.

>insulted Aldo's fighting
>didn't get personal with Aldo
Are you crazy in your 'ead man?

he's like that white trash kid who stumbles back for more after getting his ass kicked mumbling through broken teeth how it ain't over

He is right man. You have to see this from a very high IQ perspective which is too hard for low inbred muzzies. The first round was a 50/50. Second round clearly kebab because of the knockdown and pounding. Third round Conor won. Kebab was getting really tired from all the pounding and takedowns too. He knew he couldn't ko Conor but that submissions are his weakness so he went for the sub. The decision game would have been too dangerous since the judges could have preferred Conor over him and if Conor fought like the 3rd for the last 2 he would have won too

Ahaha! I threw you this an hour ago!

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The favela thing isn't personal, but if you want to include that, we can. Aldo only had one loss at the time. Talking about Floyd's domestic abuse charge and Khabib's wife is personal.

Tony will clean up this division

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Ground fighting isn't real fighting because in a real street fight the ground is covered in needles and lava. Therefore khabib didn't win the fight, he just won the match.

I see 229'ers finally found /heem/

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youtu.be/vE1AE7cIg84

BASED

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but he lost

Max is huge, he legit looks like a 170 pounder in some training pics
Max at 155 will be amazing, we've seen a lotta guys go up in weight and have real success recently. Best part is guys seem to have a better chin when they're fighting higher in weight.

In many ways, he won.

Someone should text-to-voice /heem/ for the next card since twitchy fucked off.

Is Connor the saltiest loser ever? I can't think of anyone who trash talks their opponent for weeks before a match, loses (taps), "we lost the battle but won the war" (wtf does this mean?), and then continues trash talking the guy that beat him a year ago.

Ahmed you literally don't understand

See

cazzies eat it up
also this is just part of his negotiation. He's getting people to talk about him again and Khabib bit the bait unfortunately

this time he cant keep getting away with that blatant islamophopbia

RIGHT?

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Dhabib Nurmagormier vs Jonor McJones

Who wins?

True. For some reason he doesn't have a lot of power though and that could change as well. But it's also his style, he threw close to 450 punches or so in the Ortega fight, if you get to that point you can just butcher your opponent in the last round with pillow fists.

Le our lad /Tarrant's side kick
Why do muzzies don't realize what a trash talk is? He is just living in your head rent free

He is continuing to wage war, eventually he will defeat Khabib

colby literally said this same shit look who's aping who now
Colby is the draw

>"we lost the battle but won the war" (wtf does this mean?)
janny revoke this goof's heempass

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Now yes. But before Habib everything was fine.

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Memes aside, does Conor even have a chance in the rematch?

the who with the what now?

>"we lost the battle but won the war" (wtf does this mean?)
What DID he mean by this

I like Colby but he doesn't actually have some right wing standards. When he got faced by a Muslim he kinda started licking Islam and Muslims. He should have just said I don't like Islam instead of "I respect every Muslim"

Colby bless. Can’t wait to see Colby gadoosh usmeme

Nope.

colby has a weird face, like its a face of a smaller man stretched onto a larger skull

conor wins the rematch

Yeah he does

No. He should stay the fuck away from any grapplers that walk around over 190. He will never beat Khabib.

That's literally how I feel about Till. He has a big head but small face

Anyone else think if Conor won at 230 the end of the PPV would have been more peaceful? Unironically think Conor would have helped Khabib off the canvas

You can respect muslims dislike Islam. I fall into this camp.

Everyone has a chance. People pretend mma is like some sort of an rpg with stats check.

If he focused on just TDD and stand up, yes. Too much time spent on Jits. Also, he might as well have fought disregarding the takedown.

He almost won the first fight.

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Holloway seems to scramble guys, like Nick Diaz did back in the day when he fought
There's such a volume coming in that the moment an opponent tries to counter, he gets clipped with something minor that zaps him just a moment - but it's enough for another opening for another punch and so on
webm from Max vs Aldo 2 for example
Ortega's got a chin, shades of early Weidman the way he can walk through punches.

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You can't my man. You like the person maybe but a Muslim is a follower of islam. It will always be connected with eachother.

who gives a fuck, talk shit get hit

Right? I like how before the fight everyone was positive this was a 50/50 fight, but now they're all 100% sure that Khabib wins 10/10.

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Brehs, how do you even satisfy?

Khabibs jaw first has to be shattered by Gathje, once that is done Conor can come and clean up.

Tiger could handle it.

i don't see what one has to do with the other

Boom, incarcerated*

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>Khabib is anti-rape now
oh how the turntables

No. Conor is a can and if he fights again it will be against fellow can Nate Diaz and all the cazzie mouthbreathers will eat it up

Be careful Conor

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It's just Ali on Khabib's Twitter account right?

i love this clip. aldo is so overwhelmed he just freezes up for a second.

He will die a martyr and ignite a modern Crusade with conquests in the Middle East, Eastern Europe and North Asia.

Slim-thick girls are really short, she's probably like 5'3

In the same way a christian is not christianity, a muslim is not islam. Much like a cut of steak, the sauce comes after. It is not an inherent part of the meat.

He is unironically an isis supporter

When did Conor insult his religion? Not once did he ever say "Fuck Islam".

Askren takes their money to go over there and train their guys. So does Werdum.

Conor getting beheaded confirmed

did khabib just unironically put out a hit on conor?

He's just speaking in general, r-right?

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Imagine the lead-up to and the press conference of connor vs khabib 2

SBG vs ISIS PPV when?

Muzzies got triggered by everything and they use islamophobia like leftists who sees racism everywhere.
Boom, wrote another shitpost to stay relevant

>calling some inbred mountain clansman a goatfucker is insulting islam
hmmmmmmm

It's a religion that can't take any banter at all anymore.

it's called a 'fatwa'

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World Tour confirmed
What cities should each press conference be in?

Conor is literally a hero for Shias. Fuck Sunnis and fuck hijabs

>>""anymore""
when ever? what religion has ever taken banter?
even buddhists will try and kill you if you make fun of the Dalli Lhama

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someone needs to tell Khabib to stop
he is literally talking bait from somebody he already beat up

it's like giving (You)'s to a spammer

t. Rasool

Why is it considered acceptable in western society for muslims to threaten people with death for criticizing their garbage religion?

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>conor and khabib beef is gonna lead to a global catholic/muslim proxy war
Based.

>youtube.com/watch?v=R3XL4yO2iB4
>youtube.com/watch?v=5rdXvtdSIF8
They just don't make them like the use to anymore brother.

I was just talking about how cringy that is
Conor should shut his mouth after how hard he got his ass kicked

>offered him whiskey
>called him a towelhead
>called him a goatfucker
>called him a mad backwards cunt
maybe not, but he might as well have

>conor keeping mma in the news
dana really needs to give him a piece of the company

Too bad it is fake. Fuck the Muslim mongrel

>*ahem*

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Reminder Christians got offended by a Starbucks cup.

Is kebab all of those things though?

>Islamophobia
Actually saying this unironically

So we're all in agreement Khabib plays up the broken English angle, right? He's aware it's part of his """charm""" and the discrepancy between how good his English can be in casual parlance and how terrible it is in a tweet he has time to compose cannot be ignored.

is it islamophobic to call the welsh sheepfuckers?

that film came out after the murder of one Danish cartoonist and before the murder of one French cartoonist, amongst many other sporadic spree killing events

"Fuck kebab and Islam"

Ahum "Fuck Ali and jannies too"

*Drops mic*

lol

At least it's not as bad as homophobia. People are genuinely afraid of muslims, and they have good reason to be. But no one is afraid of a fag, we're just disgusted by it.

>its fake
twitter.com/TeamKhabib/status/1113566960573386758
I beg you to reconsider, my islamic friend.

>So we're all in agreement Khabib plays up the broken English angle, right?
100%

The guy writing that tweet is Ali, Khabib's manager and a former radical terrorist (no, really - google it)

That’s it lads khabib is emotional Conor will sleep him in the first

I hate Luke Thomas so much

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When I looked on his profile I couldn't find the tweet. Thought it was fake. Anyway Conor is showing kebab's true jihadi colours. Hope it continues

Based Conor. I hated him, then I loved him, then I hated him, and now I love him again. No one can do the heel/face turn better.

I can only agree with him... wow. Just wowzers. Yikes. What a sour day to be white...

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t. islamophobic bigot

>former

Khabib probably doesn't even know the password to his own Twitter
It's all Ali being an angry sperg with a bizarre skull shape
The only place Khabib posts himself is Instagram

Too bad he retired and khabib cannot fight him lol, dumb mutthammad

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I might not have fucked goats

The virgin McGregor: brutally rapes women

The chad Khabib: cooly sliding into the DMs

twitter.com/KevinI/status/1113532243811528705

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How RED is Dan White (more like Dan Red) right now?!

>khabib trains by wrestling bears. you can't make this stuff up
>look up the video
>it's a declawed cub
jesus christ i hate rogan

Provincial IRA > ISIS

>I
what did I mean by this

>both of them chimps get suspended until 2020

I bet Dana is praying to god rn for this hype to grow.

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wow
this is problematic

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>twitter.com/KevinI/status/1113532243811528705

just let them fight in some backyard pls

Luke is a bigger SJW than your average Bloody Elbow staff member. Can't believe no one has noticed this yet.

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Why haven't you guys taken the Tony pill yet? Khabib and Conor are proven to be uncivilized apes.

thats a sheep

Red face green eyes (from seeing dollar signs lol)

tony is a bi polar loony tunes who cn't even get the guys hiding in his walls
the real 155 champ is my guy gaycheese

Fuck khabib and fuck towel people

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Ya seethe?

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Tony is nice lad but he is a schizophrenic and unfortunately he won't fight anytime soon.

>thats a sheep
And to think he went after conor for being unfaithful

Besides that. Bears in Muslim countries and some balkan places get hurt to the point they are so scared and obey. That cub obviously wasn't going to hurt him 1 bit

Because he's a schizophrenic who got worked into a shoot by Eddie into believing dangerous conspiracy theories.

Never forget the 50 million in Christchurch. Conor is such a disgusting bigot

This. It's over. The war is officially won. Gooby bless lads.

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Fine
Here, Khabib with a goat

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Bears are circus animals here since forever. There is also an old muzzie guy who has a pet bear

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Kid Nate and Luke Thomas founded bloodyelbow didn't they

that's not Luke Rockhold

>A week later
>"Khabib/Conor is the fight that the fans want to see, so we're giving it to em."

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Moved to another city and going to a new gym to train. How do I impress the coaches?

Anderson looking thicc

cool it with the antislamitism

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wrestle a bear

find the biggest meanest looking dude and suck his dick

>All these threats

Khabib is never getting a US visa again is he?

>Someone called us violent, we ought to behead him, that'll teach him

"No"

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don't be shot

lay on your back with your feet in the air and put the tip of your penis into your butthole.

my advice would be to kiss more british boys

>tfw too intelligent for my own skull

WHATS WRONG WITH MUZZIE HEAD SHAPES

Did you expect them to be anything else? They're fighting in a cage for a living.
By the way, Tony is hardly any better than them.

Still here bro

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that's bighead yakub. he created you white dogs.

What picture is Conor referencing when he tweets "there's a goat under there"?

>that skull
is that shooped?

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They are full of Allah's knowledge

youtu.be/-ZxBbbKv8kg

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Reminder that Khabib is still living with his parents in a cave in Dagestan because he decided to chimp and try to curbstomp Dillon.

Jeff.

heem the weakest looking guy you see and don't stop until you get pulled off

Old pic of Khabib's wedding where his wife was completely veiled

Leaked nude of Khabib's nutsack

Yeah I know but those bears are kinda harmless as cubs that get beaten and have their nails cut. There are many ethnic Russians with bears too but they threat them like their dog. Used to follow a family on Instagram with a big brown bear

Jeff didn't reproduce with Holly
Dee got Conor's seed planted in her flower bed
Dee won

>modern islam is peaceful
>'goat fuckers' - Catholic (we are good people just serving god. it's okay if our priests and pope fuck kids as long as they repent on their death beds :^) )
>'MY FELLOW MUSLIM BROTHERS. WE MUST KILL HIM FOR IT IS WRITTEN IN OUR KORAN'
this is damn entertaining *wicked atheist grin*

So this is confirmed Kabab and wife?

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Yep
It is funny. Conor is making kebab show his true mudslime churka colors.

having a pet bear seems amazing

How does Adan feel about this situation?

This delets now

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based

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the cost of food is high

twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1113570344277819393
>Ben Askren vs. Jorge Masvidal is very close to being finalized for UFC 239 on July 6, per sources. All three parties have agreed to the date and it’s expected to be signed shortly.

I like Jorge but I think he's gonna get wrestlefucked
youtube.com/watch?v=1ZEajmfRRkE

Holy shit a dog runs a twitter account?

twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/1113432242221658112

HMMMMMMM

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That would be the best timeline desu.

It wont do shit to shake the muslim faith, and the idiot Irishmen will immortalize Conor like he's some great icon with a mediocre record who died on a losing streak with 2 different sports. The Irish will maintain their low bar of greatness.

I wouldn't mind it. The icing on the cake would be conor's downy kid growing up to train MMA and actually dying in the ring against a muslim. That would be a fitting end to the Mcgregor circus.

Omg is ISIS going to bomb our goobie now?

How true is it that every single person in Dagestan is either a combat sports athlete or a terrorist?

conor's gone too far now
twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/548629888320950272

Which one of you has the dough to get a fighter to give us all a shout out?

cameo.com/c/fighters

There's also organized crime but that kinda overlaps with terrorism

Nah the pengest would be if Conor's son becomes one of those muslim trannies

oh shit. That would be amazing too

Pre-ranked Gooby was such a dork

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billie and eilishpilled. do you enjoy post malone?

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ufc.com/news/statement-ufc-st-petersburg
>Due to health issues, Alexander Volkov has been forced to withdraw from his bout against Alistair Overeem on April 20. Stepping into the main event bout against “The Demolition Man” will be No. 9-ranked heavyweight contender Aleksei Oleinik.

jorge finna get smothered

Those are the only people from Dagestan you will hear about. In Russia there are either bandits or truck drivers.

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Can't say I'd use either of those artists for my walk-out song in my UFC debut.

He deleted the goat tweet.
Guarantee you he was threatened with suspension.

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that was posted on my birthday

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top tier post

Who would you use as your UFC walkout?

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Jonny Bones taught him that trick
Iron sharpens iron

damn I actually like luke's analysis work. Didn't know he was a political asswipe.

Is there no law there? Is it commonplace to kill people there and get away with it?
What would happen if I went there?

Such a mystical region desu.

Overeem wins

Powerful moment in MMA

This has been a dark day for our sport.....this is no way for martial artists to behave...today for the first time I’m ashamed to be a fan of the ufc...like i don’t even know anymore bros

>ezekiel's you

Husker Du

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I'll put down $10 to get Sanko to shout-out spammy

Dana will do fookin nothing

Do you find this broken english charming?

youtube.com/watch?v=qu_SrluPX-s

Based.

Woah! Your birthday is 2 days after mine! High five brother!

just provincial turkey
was in makhachkala circa 2010 summer

>Waterson
Hnng I'll do it on payday this month.

He's retired, why would he care?

thoughts on her?

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I like Khabib's fighting skills but he is a complete mindslave and deeply insecure, just like Fedor said. You don't threaten to hurt people for insulting your ideology.

cameo.com/mascotchuckliddell

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>He's retired, why would he care?
Check out this Mark

It's a basically a tribal society with a a lot of "races" and tribes that are interconnected. A lot of laws don't work there: for example nobody checks if your car is stolen and creditors don't bother you. It's like an old school muzzie village.
There is actually a good article about an American guy who moved there but I can't find it

i told you i want a kiss from her, don't delete your post again
a smooch on the lyips

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>You don't threaten to hurt people for insulting your ideology.
that's actually muslim's duty to defend their religion

Lads just watch the latest one...
cameo.com/chuckliddell
shit is real sad

>Prize money $28,586,657
oh for sure mma is bigger than women's tennis

He literally is retired, you aspie manchild. If you come out publicly and declare you're retired, then you are officially considered retired. It's not like there's any formal process or anything. Whether he'll come out of retirement is up for debate, but whether or not he actually is retired, is not.

So it's one of the few places in the world left where you can escape jews, mega-corporations and degeneracy?

Stipe in 3 years

You can get addicted to anything. Even shitposting on /heem/

was this real? he deleted the original one too

is Conor retiring just a way to get out of the USADA testing pool for a bit?

Lmao mark

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twitter.com/ConfessionsExMu/status/1113462092483387392
what do we think lads?

Not him but you're actually stupid and have no idea what you're talking about. Jog on faggot

>It's not like there's any formal process or anything

once hes out of the USADA testing pool

This is what autism actually looks like.

$2 for a Nick Diaz cameo

cameo.com/day.byte

How do I achieve Conor mode, lads? Something about his build is just very aesthetic.

It's really mindboggling that liberals lose their minds if you criticize islam because it might hurt a muslim's feelings, meanwhile almost a billion women suffer under that barbaric dogshit religion every day.

i think its more about the rape case

Fuck yeah man! “New day rising” would be hype.

2bh is a nice thing to do. You make people happy and make money for it. Imagine wishing some youngster good luck before his first amateur fight. Dream job.
That would be Tuva. You can study in a uni there and get a diploma in sheep herding. It's as backwards as it can get. Dagestan is a cyberpunk region compared to it

If shit ever gets set straight in countries (it wont lol) everyone who took up for muzzies should be shipped right across the Med and dumped on the shores of Libya and Algeria. Enjoy

500 posts about a retired fighter's deleted tweet

oh yeah this is a sport certainly not spergdrama

Seethe

he has been looking a tad bigger since he "retired"

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pushups

>canada

Let the Bingo (Aussie) make the new thread. Call it /MMA/ so the community starts taking us seriously.

bff with artyom

if conor unlocks jaguar stance can he defeat khabib

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BE = Bloody Elbow
BE = Billie Eilish
Lukas is taking an exam. Goodnight.

He should use his devastating power

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depend how much similarity with goat he will have

he actually did clock ayyweather with one of the hardest shots he's taken in his career, that uppercut in round 1

Yeah, and he was retired then too. Is your little peabrain struggling to comprehend what I'm saying.

Yeah ok, go ahead and inform me how it works then, since you're obviously so knowledgeable about the topic.

How do you think USADA determines who to pull from the testing pool? Do you think Conor goes up to his local USADA office and fills out a fucking resignation form or something? They aren't going to sit here and play these little games with him, if he publicly says that he's retired, then they'll consider him retired.

I truly loathe worthless pseudointellectual fucking losers like yourself. Seriously, where do you attain the gall to leave such a snide little remark like that whilst offering nothing to counter my statement. You must have a pair on you, because I swear to god I will verbally rip you to shreds kid. I'll embarrass you so bad that I'll fucking haunt your nightmares for the rest if your life if you ever leave a dumb fucking reply like this to me again. Don't ever EVER show your ugly face on /heem/ again, you gangly fucking cuck.

memes aside I'm still amazed at Mayweather's distance control

It really does make you appreciate Pro Boxers a bit

Alright that webm made me laugh

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Real animal style kung fu haven't been tried in MMA.

didnt read any of this LOL

this one shows it well

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I bet if Round 9 conor could've spoken to Round 1 Conor, he would've been mad that he didn't follow up on that punch.

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based

New thread:

He tried to but Floyd blocked it with the arm

>/mma/
gonna be a dislike and possible report for me

twitter.com/BellatorMMA/status/1113585767253598210

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Calendar is back to his evil ways!

yeah, that's gonna be a yikes from me dawg

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

let the bong make the thread

Stop being memelord faggots. We need to call it /mma/ so people take us more seriously.

"Mom i replied to everyone now what?"

new

I don't think so, buddy.

That's depressing

The real thread

Fuck you. It has been heem for centuries, and for centuries more it shall remain.

Now I see why they call Irish white niggers

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>if I'm retarded everyone must be too!
What kind of shit mentality is this?

This is top fedorism but at least it's as safe as funny, punished Connor arc is just getting intense

Oh yeah, that shooting happened