Official Manchester City vs Cardiff match thread

can't wait to see colin seethe more desu

I hope there's some terrible refereeing decisions go against Cardiff and Colin has an aneurysm

mahrez, sane and jesus struggled against swansea until sterling and aguero came on

cunts, hope they get relegated
watch them field literal under16 team against livershit

they always fuck up when they're without fernandinho

>cunts
Yeah, how dare a team fighting against relegation actually play their starting XI?

just watch who they field against livershit in a few weeks

Cheeky 2-1 to City. Warnock gets half the decisions his way to make up for last week and the win here starts off the great escape. Manchester City slip the title to Liverpool.

>Manchester City slip the title to Liverpool.
>

>just watch who they field against livershit in a few weeks
When they are definitely relegated?

Should Stones leave City? He doesn't get to play much

nah. he's getting a truckload of money every week and he suits the team. if he went to another english club that wasn't coached by guardiola and didn't have a hyper-autistically-detailed possession-based system, he'd probably get exposed as fuck when someone expected him to get stuck in and figure the defending out on his own like an old-fashioned centre half

TAKE ME OUTTTT TONIGHTTT

Gotta be honest boys I'm an eternal optimist but I don't feel good about this one.

Wow you must be a genious!

this second string better fucking deliver

They have Silva, Silva and Sterling on the bench. Also Gundogan if Foden chokes.

Let's hope foden has a good one, a good creative midfielder is all England needs to bring it home properly.

and i'm done

Haha, look at all those man city fans that have come dressed as empty seats, absolute madmen.

release the fucking ball mahrez

How long till I can spam Liverslop fans about Raheem being top of the league

>Mahrez
>Gabriel Jesus
>Foden
Hate Tottenham, still can't believe Sissoko and Lloris

Hmmm very silent again

really shouldn't be needing them

HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>colin

Man City goal webum.

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>lower 16 teams against City

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turned it on 5 mins late, missed it
would appreciate a webm

D E B RO W N

>Cardiff wearing a Sunday League kit
kino

the good kevin is finally back

Allez

Kev is back

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Jesus is so slow on those crosses. Really could’ve scored two goals if he was on his toes.

should be 3-0 if jay sus would wake up

who played the through pass?

>emptyhad

Laporte

well, damn.

Haha imagine not being a fucking retard and putting a 5er on city -7

le apparently not as good as kimpembe man

Jesus I know they're playing us but City really is a fucking graveyard.

spain's ayymeric le port

he doesn't get picked because Griezman hates him lol

Fucking Cardiff downing tools already, good day when they go down

Imagine not picking laGOATe because greaseman is a little bitch

english ace stream?

I bet Bogle was chuffed to escape this farce and win at Wembley

griezmann doesn't even know he exists tho

fuck manchester shitty fucking useless fucking club bought with muslim bloody wars money

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Zinchenko and Danilo should start. Walker makes too many errors lately and Mendy is a dumb lazy n
Prove me wrong.

Oil money retard

>ettihad so quiet i can hear the commentator breathe

absolute state of the """""""""""""premier""""""""""" league

>there are no wars over oil

can you please stop posting here and go back to your gf you gotta suck ahmeds cum out of her pussy

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Mendy is fit btw but pep won't play him because he keeps going clubbing

...

I hope he's fine, his face says it's serious

>de bruyne returns
>zinchenko gets injured
only one plausible explanation

>City top of the league

what did ABMC mean by this????

How’s the phone bill la?

i fucking like the colour of cardiff city fucking camouflage

can you tell the difference between the grass and the cardiff players

me can not

I dont think man city has been in any wars recently.

i have been in a war

in the great cock war with your dad we fought over who should fuck your mom first

i won

fucking gassed that nigger with my farts

De injured again man

Mendy makes poor decisions and for an African is a liability on the counter, poor acceleration

city aren't dropping a game the rest of the pl

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>it's another city has 90% possession and wins 1-0 episode

Gabriel Jesus is literally being carried to a quadruple

i have 90% posession of your mother

i'm fucking done with mahrez

why do mancity players get injured so much relative to, say, liverpool players?

>Mahrez
How do you lose that ball

Mahrez fucking up

i hope we 1-0 them to relegation

hard to get injured when clubs gift you own goals

wihtouth all that money manchester SHITTY would be nothing

Yeh the grass actually touches the ball

>Austrian """humour"""
>Austria in general

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Who is this SemenDemon?

playing with jesus is like playing with 10 men

falled for the b8

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What club needs a young brazilian 9

Council flat rat is good for the ligaments

literally all jesus does is stand between his 2 CBs for 90'
worst striker in the world

alright lads just been bunning a joint what's happening

You now remember Aguero literally laughing at him when he got injured.

That's my wife you twat

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Lads what’s the formula again for grills, your age /2 + 7 right?

City got relegated to what is now league one and had a minimum 20k gate every game, was regularly around the 25k mark. And they've had success before the oil money, even if they were shit in the 90s/early 00s
> t. Football historian

your age /5

I think any club would be in a bad spot with out any money, senpai.

Your tears are delicious

we live in a capitalist society

Here the statistics in a language you don't understand.

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your mothers pussy juice is delicious

>we live in a society

Found it anyway, going to blow my big loads at her later, cheers mate.

>falled another time for the b8

m8 im just fucking with you all guys

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If passing is "syotot" why does the pass completion one have two t's in the middle?

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lads who just heard the manc in the crowd shout GET ON WITH IT YOU BELLEND? Or was it fucking bellend?

>hoillet

LUL I THOUGHT I READ TOILET HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAG XDDDDD

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>we live in a

wtf is wrong with City fans lads

Who watching BBC Four Vikings show?
>Scots were literally traded as slaves by the Vikings for the Turks
>their monastries were plundered for silver

>we live

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RENT FREE

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Syötöt = passes
Syöttö = pass
Syöttötarkkuus = pass accuracy

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Nerves

Man City would be on 100pts already if they had an actual fanbase

>this cope

>we

Its wedness day, can't be all roudy on a weekday or the missus will kill 'um

i fucking LOVE corporations lads

Lego block head jesus is utter trash

>Jesus daring to complain to Kevin

>>Jesus

i got roudeh with yours on a weekday tho m8

De Brownie is right, fucking br faggot

Jesus did the right thing.

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>Gabriel Poosus

i have never in my entire life not seen mahrez cut inside onto his left foot

>jesus

>tf
>tp

FUCK jesus

He’s the Algerian left footed coutinho. Overrated and all.

wrong

what do you think will happen if he doesn't? will the world implode?

Now then you cheeky cunt.

>being this buttblasted

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Your age/2 + 2

Why is de bruyne so red?

Fair play that's a great fucking finish.

>tfw this would be legal for me
too old for this lads

Apologize

SANE

good goal that

Man City second goal webum.

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Really fair skin in the cold. Get that myself

LEROYYYY

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Nice and comfy now tbf. Hope Zinchenko is fine

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PRAY FOR IRELAND

Let's not bully our boy

Based Patershol genetics

Has Courtois fucked your gf too?

Just a PL winner with Leicester.

Cardiff were never going to do anything. Palace away will be the first real test.

based city

>n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-never expected a-a-a-a-anything a-a-a-anyway!!!!

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Most unwatchable team in the league

I don't really know what
>we
could do here. This week was always essentially a write off, just gutted that it's 0 points from two games when it should have been 3.

Liverpool are going to slip again, so im not too worried.

>being upset that your team is paid a compliment

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he's Dutch, what do you expect?

Does anyone now how to lip read that?

I don't believe anyone does

something along the lines of
>m-muh 96

FEED THE GOAT
FEED THE GOAT
FEED THE GOAT AND HE WILL SCORE
FEED THE GOAT AND HE WILL SCOOOOORE

Ah dunt believe it

>I don't beleeeev it

How many games are left in the PL? I hope Pep doesn't let it slip.

Six after tonight

Liverpool had a 10 point lead on City
Only one can truly slip here

From the BBC livetext:

>Can you please stop your pundits using 'City' when talking about the Manchester City vs Cardiff City game? Ok, there may only be one team in the game at the moment but it just adds to the feeling that you're all 'proper Premier League types' and Welsh teams are barely acknowledged. Your pundits should try and remain professionally objective as it impacts on the trust in your sports journalism. Most readers/ listeners/ viewers will see them as representing the views of the BBC. - user

lel

COPE

>t. Aled Williams

>The city of Cardiff

that extra fucking touch

why dofen

I'm a Cardiff fan and I call City City. Cardiff are Cardiff or The City.

Tin-pot syndrome

>All these injuries
Fuck mee

excuse me where are all the abmc suddenly???

NEW

based phil foden

based

they're ABM
and they're runnin scared

these lucky fucks

>Foden

etheridge is cute

>Cardiff fans celebrating the shot

Good lads desu

tfw never get pens

piece of shit ref

imagine if that was salah and the wind instead of a cardiff defender

Or Sterling against Swansea

question: is jesus trying to intentionally sabotage us?

Difference is that wasn't a dive, salah and mane both act as if they've been shot

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typical victimpool behaviour

>That wasn't a dive
>Player wins the ball making no contact
>Sterlel flings himself to the floor making contact in the process
>No dive

>The absolute state of nigger decision making

No wonder as a society they never progressed further than the iron age without help from whites

But we wouldn't have progressed either if it wasn't for their men fucking all our women desu.

>trips like a retard
No dive. Should he tell the ref he tripped? In which case why don't those divers salah and mane tell officials they blatantly dive

the great olive vs sesame war killed thousands