Phillies @ Nationals Gamethread

They see Cesar's replacement. Issue is, Cesar keeps outplaying him

lol

The nationals are a dumpster fire

>gnats

>Walk Harper
>Hoskins gets the RBI
based

and so it continues

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this happens every time

>shitinals

Theme of the year

TRADE SCHERZER WHEN?

Eflin>Scherzer

>Hoskins 2-2 with 5 RBI following Harper intentional walks

I've been gone since 2011

what happened to Sarge and Wheels?

everyone hates them

>oh no no nola

Kill yourself bandwagon nigger

Rendon's playing like he wants big money away from DC

makes sense

I mean I stuck with them in 12' thinking they could turn it around at some point...don't think there is anything worse than a shit baseball team and following them day in day out

also

>nola

Fucking Phillies suck dick wow time to trade Nola and fire Kapler

didn't happen

is the ballpark really surrounded by those trees that smell like cum?

KEK LOL OH NOLA

Whats cum smell like?

pinch hit Nola this inning, he's cooked

callery pear trees

Nola already exposed and out of the Cy Young race

It's too early dipshit. Nola is a fucking god. Fuck off with your dumbass shitposting you stupid ass cuck

Nola had first inning struggles last year as well.4.36 ERA & 4 HRs with a 2.5 K/BB in 33 IP

is cum smell a meme or am i just nose blind to it

iirc Halladay often had first inning issues before settling in

first day?

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Shut the fuck up nola is literally a top pitcher in the majors if not the best you're just jealous of us for winning

>if not the best

KEK

Nola still not looking sharp today. Could be turning into Day-Game Hamels

How the fuck is that funny?

I had a gingko tree outsude my house in philly growing up. So fucking disgusting. Chinks would come by and fill up trash bzgs with them to cook with though.

I can name a good ten pitchers who are better

Go, and I'll say if you're a delusional cow.

>vice
they’re retarded but also probably degenerate enough to be the foremost aficionados on the smell of jizz. conflicted.

Scherzer
deGrom
Hader
Snell
Verlander
Cole
Bauer
Kluber
Corbin
Severino

HAHAHAHA what the fuck

>fans want Harper to get beamed
>their pitcher gets beamed instead

you're a real piece of shit

lmao

Games fucking over

it’s okay nola had 3rd inning problems last year

Mind posting a link to the fangraphs or BBref splits by inning?

no because i’m being a shithead and that post has zero research behind it

Who would you say is better than him then?

Certainly not Corbin, Cole, Kluber, Bauer, or Severino

I list ten pitchers who are better than Nola and he gives up even more runs LOL
I can add more

Wheeler
Strasburg
Syndergaard
Morton
Buehler
Flaherty

etc

You really think Nola is better than Bauer?

Where have all you faggot philly fans run off to?
Get fucked you bunch of faggots.

Still here you fat fuck

>robles in charge of baserunning
kek

lul >gnats

I'm working so I can't post as much

JT!

fuck

I fucking hate herrera

But muh plate discipline all the experts were masturbating over

might wanna teach your retards how to run the bases

>Nats fans confirmed jobless losers

I'm still here, retard

How tf is this game still going? Baseball takes so long

they like to make sure the 1pm games get out just as everyone is leaving work so more people kill themselves

Day games fucking suck.

Was there a rain delay? How is it only the 6th inning?

it's the bottom of the 7th

Former Future Phillie Tony Sipp about to win us this game

JUAN
SOTO
BOBBLEHEAD
APRIL 12

>phillies
>scoring less than five runs in a game.
You should have known this isn't possible

zoomers are right this pitching change really killed the game for me

Where is the strike zone thing?
Lame

get your eyes checked blue

>nats

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CUTCH IS CLUTCH

WEW LAD

>natinals
Lel

He's safe

there isnt enough to overturn, fuck this

>nats

Is this my Phillies year?

how come washington cant play ball

Based???

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Gomes' reaction makes me think he missed the tag anyway, he didn't eve argue with the ump

Phillies win 80 in a row
last 2 post numbers confirm

WOOOOOOOOOO

I'm 90 percent sure we are going undefeated

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Rosenthal alarms me. His ERA and WHIP are both officially undefined as of yet because he's faced seven batters in three games and gotten NONE of them out.

the >mest shit all over him my man, he is done

why do jews like basketball so much

The game is all about stats and numbers

>natsfags on suicide watch
oh no no no no

imagine how embarrassing it is to be a nats fan lol

who /doesn'twatchbaseballbutbandwagoningphillies/ here?

I'm not ashamed to admit I do it for the (you)s

Dominguez scares me still

>walgreens

cringe

wtf

wh...what the fuck? hoskins jesus christ

>blowing a lead

nothing new lol

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT THIS GAME IS FUCKING FAGGOTS

The city of "Brotherly Love"

REEEEEEEEEEEHYS

PHILTHIES KEK PHILTHIES

It's okay. Poolittle will have a 6 pitch inning and Soto will walk it off

Hey Rollins, are you here? Fuck you.

>AHHAHAHAAHAHAH LILLIES.jpg

>yfw the game goes 17 innings, ending up with the entire nats lineup and bullpen destroyed for the game tomorrow versus my mest

stop watching anime and go outside

>Altherr on deck

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i dont watch niptoons

maik bomb please

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What a game this was. Stranding 15 risp

Yep. Bullpen regression was on the menu. Sign Kimbrel pls

don't worry guys rhys put on sunglasses he's totally good now

>Robertson struggling

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setting up the triple play

Rookie walk off incoming

OINONONONONONONONONONONON

ohhh no

>philthies

isn't this David Robertson character supposed to be a good pitcher?

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inb4 nobletiger

assuming you meant baseball: it's a thinking man's sport

>Reese Hopkins

This boomer showing off his fat beer gut lmao

welp, can't win every game anyways. gg gnats

New Bullpen, same as the old bullpen

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Good game, Phillies.

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>celebrating off a walk
ringlets, everybody

Day games don’t count.

no I meant basketball. they love it so much for some reason

Zoomer spotted

Not an argument.

He was 6 years ago, and now hes just a washed up husk of what he once was.