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you´re supposed to get a shot every 10 years

Will he get a sticky once it happens?

Who?

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US???????????????????///////
YOU SHOULD BE POISONING ENGLAND'S PLAYERS, THEY'RE YOUR RIVALS

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lyl

Pelelelelelelelele

>mandatory vaccinations people get as kids?
pele was a kid a hundred years ago

Pls don't kill Rooney, our greatest living legend

so this is the legendary british banter

publicity stunt
hospitalised in paris

>Soon the greatest living GOAT in the world will be Zidane.
Romário is still alive and well, though.

who

mário

Oh shit nigga, I thought those are lifelong.
So, I can get rekt if I cut myself on a rusty metal or something now?

why would you poison C list players ? they are no threat

and when you see what brits eat i doubt any poison could effect them

Hope he dies

*blocks Zidane's path*

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Based.

Fuck that Uncle Tom

>He saw Mbappé earlier
He was SHOOK by his power and fears for his meme goals record

Who?

nobody cares

you cared enough to reply

poisoned in paris - remake

thanks just needed an ez (You)

no

Niggas in Paris

What about the fatter, older Messi that scored goals with his hands and contributed to 68% of Colombia's annual GDP in the 90s?

not really, just go get the vaccine if it happens

>Bulgaria
Is oke men, you are safe from candiru the penis fish, tetanus, cock-slicing wild Indian tribes (Cannibal Holocaust/Cannibal Ferox) and getting aids in sopa de macaco, they are all Amazonian things.

>candiru the penis fish
wtf

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk pqp

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pray for the best pacey negro ever

>implying retards releasing invasive species aren't a thing
France is overrun with Asian Hornets, carnivorous earthworms, niggerish raccoons and someone fished a pacu some years back. FYI it eats testicles in Papua New Guinea.

It's a real species. Never urinate directly in the Amazon, the fish swims up the piss stream, goes through your dick hole and lays eggs in there. After that, the only course of action is amputation.

Yeah, we have that here on the islands, Americans brought over faggot brown squirrels and they displaced the native red ones, quite violently as well. But that doesn't mitigate the fact it's really hard for an invasive species of the Amazonian rainforest to settle in the Balkans, even by the black sea.

*spends the last years of his life in prison*

NICE

S
a fucking fraud and shuckster

PELÉ CALADO É POETA

>tetanus

lmao, just wear earplugs

Cheaters aren't good.

No no. That's titknightus.

Why the fuck do they do this? Just lay your fucking eggs somewhere else.
Jesus Christ I am never going near a jungle of any description.

>tetanus crisis
translation:
hes about to get found out for making up hundreds of goals in the farmers league

>candiru the penis fish
holy shit, what am I doing in /d/? I thought this was Yea Forums

OH NO, NOT AGAIN...
HOW CAN FRANCE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS?

based

Just get another shot. Seriously though, you get lockjaw from that shit