/hoc/

>/hoc/ doesnt use the appropriate thread again
bravo lads

3 games

>>rags
>blues
>ducks

None of these games make a difference GARY.

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Don’t blame Gary he good boy

Bog?

/hoc/ wants the blues to be first in the division so it's the game of the night

Even if the blues win theyll still be in 3rd

2nd if they do it in regulation

They have a game in hand are only 2 points behind Winnipeg and Nashville

Sshhhhh

basé

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>9 game point streak
>hottest tendie in the league
>Chad Makar and Rantanen joining for the playoff run
Yeah, I'm thinking you should stay scared m8s

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>The Ottawa Senators are now guaranteed to finish 31st this season.

>Colorado, which owns their first-round pick, (from the Duchene trade) will have the best odds (18.5%) of winning next Tuesday's draft lottery. That pick can be no worse than fourth overall.

Kinda hope my team wins the draft lottery

Can't believe I ever wanted Sakic fired. Literally 4D chess

>Roustan, one of the biggest donors and backers of the league until a falling out last year, was incensed at the decision to shutter its doors.

>“The pure arrogance of chair Laurel Walzak and her hand-picked directors of the CWHL to unilaterally decide that they are not up to the task to continue what thousands of people have created before them and simply surrender to perform their duties as directors and members of the non-profit CWHL is shocking to me,” Roustan told the Star. “How dare they kill a professional women's hockey league after its 12th season when I believe it was on solid ground after its 11th season.”

>how dare they
idk, dude, seems like the kind of decision you'd have a say in if you were an investor...

>inb4 oilers find a way

imagine the memes

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Bulju+Kakko
Yes PLEASE

>Then Dani Rylan... I was going to say lost her goddamn mind but no, Dani Rylan has not lost her mind, she is doing what she always fucking does and pretending there is a plan, that there is money, that there are resources. Dani Rylan knows how much everyone loves shiny unicorns and Dani fucking Rylan is here to sell them to you.

>They’re “in talks” with the Toronto Furies and Canadiennes de Montréal “stakeholders”. Oh yeah? The CWHL owns both of those teams outright. Please tell me who these stakeholders are that have legal power to transfer team names, logos, partnership agreements etc over to the NWHL. And “in talks” and “have signed agreements” are two very very different situations that are worlds apart. For that matter, the NWHL, last I checked, hadn’t settled the issue of whether they’re legally allowed to operate under the name “NWHL” in Canada.

Hughes being wasted in Oilers? Pretty decent memes I'd imagine
Slightly funnier if they got the 2nd overall and drafted Kakko, another Finn to waste

Goddamn I've been here too long

>Further, if all they’re getting from the NHL is fifty thousand dollars above and beyond the fifty thousand dollars they apparently already got from the NHL last year... how are they proposing to fund these two teams? Each team in the CWHL had a player salary cap of $100,000 Canadian. Is the NWHL proposing to fund two teams worth of players, staff, ice time, travel costs, equipment costs and food from thin air?

>And the NWHL has never had to deal with an international border before. Not only in terms of visas and passports needed to cross, but differences in labour laws, taxes, and all other manner of red tape. In less than 48 hours they felt they were fully informed and prepared to deal with that, did they?

>hughes / draisaitl / mcdavid first triplet in decades to score 100 points each
>oilers still miss the playoffs

Colorado's window will never open at this rate.
They will always be "developing" that latest prospect while bombing out of the first round.

>In less than 48 hours
dumb argument because whoever this is doesn't know how long they were thinking about international expansion. nwhl could have been planning their own canadian team (though it would've been a bad idea)

still expect the nwhl acquisition to fall through though

That would be pretty comical! And pretty likely too, looking at how they've played

48 points two seasons ago. If they aren't competing for the division next hear you might have a point.

Hello lads

I am slightly disappointed because it looks like Kaapo Kakko is not going to u18 world championships that start in a couple of weeks

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Nice “sport” snow monkey retards. Stay the fuck out of /nba/

Sadly youre right. Avs are technically in their 3rd rebuild phase since 2014. Mediocre til the next big prospect rises just in time for Mackinnon to want out. Nothing will change cause they don't make good off season moves.

This is a white man’s thread fuck off ya coon

damn
that was his chance to finally finish hughes off
now finland will never have a first overall pick

>t. Adam "Kung Pao" Wong
>t. Kyle "Skillz" McDermott

>randy from raliegh still bumping his shitty relocanes thread
And he claims not to be massively autistic

>top picks are a Finn and Floridian
absolutely outstanding showing lads

probably the shittiest draft since 2012

LOVE me some beavs.

the future is now old man

Kakko is legit, but hughes is a manlet and cant defend, will end up being a top six winger somewhere like atkinson.

THIS is the post

>Dundon lost 11 million a week with his shitty aaf league
Relocation when?

>top 6 winger
Then can he at least score?

kind of obsessed mike

where is randy anyways?
we need him to take a stand and proclaim this thread to be late and unofficial

Is kuemper a cyclops?

besides kakko and hughes, who else to look for?

I like Turcotte and Newhook

>not investing all that money into women's hockey

>shitty aaf league
the best part is the nfl itself btfo'in the league

Kakko is going to play in wc.

What does the AAF have to do with how the Hurricanes is doing?

the money dundon spent on the aaf should have been spent on the hurricanes salary

>kyke quincy roughing up Kaapo kakko desu
REEEEE

has Kakko completed his military service yet or is he exemp for having diabetes + celiac disease?

considering he just turned 18 in feb, im going out on a limb and saying no he has not completed the service

Diabetics have been automatically exemp for few years now

>Finland doesn't have child soldiers
Wtf I was rused

is this why energy drinks are so popular in finland?
all the youth want to contract diabetuus and skip their duty?

Kakko and Domi aren't really diabetic, it's their covert way to do PEDs. Google the shit body builders do with insulin.

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>goalie covering puck in crease penalty
What the fug

business idea: every time randy makes a thread someone else make a different one

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More like Kiira korppi because she is ugly!

Blues game makes a difference, would tie up the top spot for the central division

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delet

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Viveca is cuter

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welp time to abandon the thread

These aren't the same person?

androgynously grim

How old is this individual?

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based or no?

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she was born in 1999 according to wikipedia

Kiira is an old hag

Kaapo kakko hattrick desu

>nobody mentions the wild
>everybody talking about “them”

been thinking about elves

Koopa "bust" Kaka

>In Pyeongchang, the Swiss took Group B by storm. They scored 13 goals in three games while surrendering just two goals — one to Japan and one to Sweden. However, the Swiss were derailed in dramatic fashion when the Olympic Athletes from Russia routed them by a score of 6-2 in the Quarterfinals. After that disappointing result, Switzerland shut out the unified Korean team and then Japan to finish fifth in the Olympic tournament.

>Florence Schelling and Christine Meier are both retired and Lara Stalder is most likely out with an injury. As one might expect, there will be a lot of eyes — especially those belonging to players on opposing teams — on Müller in Finland. She’s under a tremendous amount of pressure to produce. If that’s not enough intrigue for you, Switzerland’s brightest young star might also be dealing with a lingering injury.

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>The 2018 Olympics saw [Olympic Athletes From] Russia secure their best-ever finish at the event, at fourth place. They were clobbered in the group stage, finishing with just one goal for and 15 against versus the USA, Canada, and Finland, but bounced back with a 6–2 smashing of Switzerland in the quarters. They were then blanked 5–0 by Canada in the semis and lost a tight one to Finland in the bronze medal game.

He’s a cunt

>The Germans recorded their highest finish ever at the 2017 IIHF World Championship, coming in fourth place. It was their first time ever playing for a medal at the top level. Germany started off the tournament with back-to-back wins in group play, beating Sweden 3-1 and the Czech Republic 4-2. In the final game of the preliminary round, they fell to Switzerland, but finished in the top two in Group B and advanced to the quarterfinals.

>Unsurprisingly, the team really wants to be deep in the running for the 2022 Olympics; in their statement announcing the coaching change, the German federation said that qualifying for the next Olympics will be the long-term goal under Künast. This is the first World Championship of the new Olympic cycle, so it presents a great chance for the Germans to establish themselves as a presence in Group B. Even this early in the cycle, avoiding relegation will be huge for their Olympic hopes and would help instill the confidence needed to perform well for the next four years.

>This year’s Patty Kazmaier winner Loren Gabel will make her international debut at this tournament. Gabel just finished a terrific senior year at Clarkson, where she led the nation with 40 goals and came second only to teammate Elizabeth Giguère in points. Gabel has been an astoundingly good offensive presence on Clarkson’s roster and will hopefully continue developing her skills at a professional level next season, since she drafted by the Buffalo Beauts earlier this year.

>Her numbers are impressive now, but Gabel’s international career is just beginning. She’s already played with most of this roster at Four Nations where she made two points, including an assist in the tournament final. She will no doubt be a huge presence on Canada’s roster in upcoming years, and Espoo will give her a chance to start showing us how she’ll adapt to being on the team under high stakes.

>relotrash thread still up

OK. If we roughly count on projected first round losers only, not second round losers like Forsberg, Arvy and Ekholm like last year and subtract some elderly and UFA:s that have not given glimpses of interrest or might want to play anyway, then we have this: (also assuming Sidney beat the Islanders, and we don't have to put up with Marcus Pettersson, and that a "yes" from Markström makes any other NHL goalie uninterresting)
I mean, come on, buddy...we could even get Bäckström...It could even be FUN to subtract some uninterrested dudes from this puzzle now... (ifurmschstc) "ok, Sundqvist, you've had your breakthru and is a 0.500 player with upside and size, i understand you want to concentrate on a fat contract... Bratt, best point producer in the world up to 18 and a half years old, among small and speedy players... exhausted...ok, thet suisse fellow can't address a garden wall door with a hockey stick and a puck, we might consider Loui instead... Landeskog...badly injured and not wanting to be galaire slave on the forechecking left side, we can let Janmark run up and down instead... we demote Soda to third line instead...Wennberg...can you, Carl and Rask decide on one of you who goes to sunny Bratislava with family ten days in spring? We plan to have a retirement party for Greenborg, thinking you might do us a small favor... Hjalmar, Adam and Brodin? - Please, OEL need a babysitter should he lose the puck in offensive zone? - I do it since no one else wants to says Brodin, adding "not something you want Klingberg or Gustafsson to be responible for". Wanting to play WC, Nilsson and Lehner? - Sorry but there is only one red goalie crease on one side of the ice, can you see another, I can't!

bit gay

Women's world championships starting tomorrow in Espoo

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(this was a bit mean since Nilson and Lehner are generally good guys, Anders thinking juniors are guaranteed a spot the next year's WC since it it is cruel not to). Andreas and Oscar? Please fight for the 14th forward spot...fight! %2¤&grr*E"... Other responses...sorry but that is Lander's spot...we don't need anyone who can skate there, and besides, did you see his stickhandling in JWC eight years ago? Oh, ****, DAMNED, Rakell is injured!! Bad skies and bone breaks! wonder if Kempe can jump in there? He can't score for **** either (Rickard mumbles in his beard). And since we fans are cry babies by nature, how about this unexpected scenario... McPhee and William Karlsson decide on skipping negotiations, they sent their wives instead who were done after 50 minutes of female problem solving, (like...5, thinking 50% is a bit more than 10...for how long? - For as long as the sun shines) Amanda is late minute PRYO since no one wants to play with Erik Gustafsson and Edler was asked.

PS. Did you notice I smuggled in Willie Nylander there should Brad Marchand succeed in trash talking and Boston's third and fourth line demolish Leafs, or if Plstrnk wakes up. OK, Marcus...you need a gold to show your GM? Still a fourth line center? Come here, this is Magnus (P) and this is Loui...they can skate and score and look on the play from the side of the rink (but not on the same time), all you have to do is approach incoming dudes, politely asking them to leave... Lindholm: - sure, you don't want to promote Rasmus Dahlin during the tournament? - (Popovic) Hell no, you know how long it takes for a defender to learn to stop McDavid? - 40 games? - A LIFETIME Peter says, and besides, they would need Connor to STOP Dahlin instead...no one understood nada of this (including y.t.) agreeing on something like on the job training for Western Gothia people.

im just glad that to see /hoc-tism/ does not discriminate

Dahlin and Klingberg? (Amanda filling in): That would CONFUSE people, Richard gesticulates wildly, indicating two of the same kind is only allowed if you come from Victor Hedman's home town (or have tied Gretzky's skates shoestrings)... Yes, Mika, late arrival is ok for anyone who is king of any part of New York (Town of towns) or that white house Backstroke visited so politely last week. Bemström, who's that? - Aha, the next Elias Pettersson... not there just yet, phew... even mixing up Oscar, Thomas and Alexander in the process. The one with beard is the youngest, Garpen adds, tough for me too in the beginning. Should we send down Joakim Nygård to warm up the toilet seats? Like in the Boork era? You're a pain in the ass, Garpen counterattacks Grönborg, flash all that gold (passive aggressiva silent criticism)... Mr Green (knowing Garpen) thinking Johan should have learned to shoot, he would have had some gold too.

why are the games SHIT games tonight

Exactly 1 week till' playoffs lads!

Haha wouldn't it be funny if the pongs missed the playoffs haha.
Just kidding it'll be the teds.

PS. Nemeth (someone would put up the three millions but that is decided around christmas)

PSS: Okaaayyy, you only accept invitation if Bäckis and Willie plays? Sure, this is my last tournament and I have nothing to lose... Aha, I see...you play if you're guaranteed the captain and the kid? Willie? How about a line with you, your brother and Oscar Lindblom? [haha, devilish grin from Greenberg, thinking he puts Elias there instead!] - Works fine with me! We can call ourselves "The Three Musketeers". Fine, whatever. But no more top line for you. You should learn to suffer. Third line! That was the "Dynamic Duo", Willie adds, thinking Philadelphia is somewhere between Montreal and Nashville, just like the training facilities, Buffalo and Mississauga.

("Rebel Rouser" with Duane Eddy starts in the background)

The fuck is wrong with Sweden today?

>this fucking swede
I hope you get eliminated by Japan again

pongs fangays better be deep throating the fuck outta gary for eleven (11) FREE points

/hoc/ ideal is pens falling to wc2 so they can upset tampon gay early and then either Ted or Relocanes elimination day.

2 days after the playoffs begin, Easter holidays starts in Denmark, netting me 10 days off of work; perfect timing, pretty fkn hyped for next week lads!

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>NJ 1st
>Buffalo 2nd

Imagine

Didn’t ask

That's the beauty of it, I'm telling you before you ask!

>being rude to Denmark
Not on my watch

They'll probably only fall to wc1.
Based and christianpilled

No on likes you.

Oh good, you'll get to see """your""" team get BTFO!

#nhl #hygge

>caps/pens round 1 edition

yuck.

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based
>rags

I like you user.
/hoc/ is NOT for blogposting.

Is there a more overrated prospect than Vasili Podkolzin

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No one likes you either.

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Hello frens!

Once again it's time for Leksand - Mora to play eachother for the SHL spot

Today is game 4/7

Leksand leads 2-1 in games. First to 4 wins play SHL next year.

Game starts in 30 mins

Everysport or whatever the name off the site is streams the game.

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Where my /Mora/ niggas smash that (You)

friendly reminder that this thread was made and posted late
the real thread is here

Kaappo Kaká will play against Denmark

You should know by now that /hoc/ doesn't give a fuck about which thread was actually on-time.
They'll say that they do, that they have principles, but they're all full of shit.

these chillybeans getting a bit uppity now innit?

you now remember peter frosberg

Nobody likes you

oh but didnt you blame canadians for creating the thread wars randy?

@91853597
More like /hora/

What's the name of the streaming site that we used on monday btw?

I am dreading the matchup desu..
Based Amerifriends!
Hygge indeed!
Pffff

Nobody likes you.

Kakko reminds me of Foppa a lot desu

Fuck Leksand and fuck Pedosota for picking Filip Johansson

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For me, its posting in the thread with the better OP image and never in Randycanes threads

do you blame randy for everything mike? Seems a bit obsessed tee bee aytch

who is blaming randy for anything?
im just highlighting that american posters created the thread wars today
/hoc-tism/ knows no borders

Shhhh, don't use the "O" word with them.

the threads were literally 2 seconds apart and this one is /beav/

which confirms that the other thread was created and posted first

Thoughts on this guy? Is his NHL career JUST?

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Northern Aggression in MY hoc will not stand

quiet Randal

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That's not my name, Frank.

pretty baste of him to take over and let Q go coach the Free Inaugural WCF Seattle Trannys

business idea: Have a general /hoc/ thread and a gay/hoc/ thread for Canadians.

Fund it.

ie a /hoc/ thread dedicated to hockey discussion and the other thread dedicated to autism

we all saw yesterday which is which

pass, i like reading Sam's posts

>i like reading Sam's posts
t. Samuel on a proxy.

mämmi desu

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Hal > Will > Sam > Ted > Randy

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Where the fuck is the Brit? He said he was gonna follow the Leksand - Mora playoffs

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*snorts aggressively before losing in the first round*

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heard he got stabbed by a paki
F

Never had this but my local store sells it. Should I buy it my finnish friend?

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trump is shitty

Currently being investigated by the police for online hate speech. His computer and phone have been confiscated.

*prrrrrrffftftf*

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H-hey guys, we got next?

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F

This is why we need separate threads.

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my team/name/posts/threads/bants > your team/name/posts/threads/bants simple as

based broons last night blowing teds the fuck out

>both those posts are mine
I feel honoured

Daily reminder the Western conference is a fucking joke.

You all are playing pond hockey compared to the east

>spelling "honored" with a "u"
Yep, DEFINITELY need separate threads.

Xheattle Dickgirls

The second wildcard team in the East could sweep literally anybody from the West except for maybe Calgary.

are they qualifying for a divisional playoff slot with double digit loser points in the leastern conference?

whats cooking leafs nation

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It's go time lads

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Brad Lambert the first Finnish 1st overall?

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Truly pathetic when you think about it.

The best team last year in the West was an expansion team who stomped on the entire conference only to get steamrolled by the most snakebiten team in the east.

The West is just so fucking sad lmao

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

AN OVERTIME GOAL FROM JESSE PULJUJARVI

AND THE COYOTES HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP IN THE YEAR 2020

rofl nigger can you imagine living west of the Rockies like lmao imagine literally living in the past heehee imagine everything being at inconvenient times hoohoo like just imagine hahaha

What a retarded fucking statement. Don't ever post here again you dumb relocane nigger.

Hell, whichever team misses out of Carolina / Montreal / Ted could probably beat the Western Conference champion.

XD luhmayo

It's quite ok with sugar and whipping cream

Just want steak and playoff hockey tbhwy

I'm looking for only prime hokkei slags to be posted during these upcoming ploffs, anons.

Bring your best, forget the rest.

What is your stance on tummies?

Get the fuck in here

onhockey.tv/

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truthy post

LET'S GO RED TEAM
>clap clap clapclapclap

tummies are good
thicc is good
milkies good
plump behinds are good

Good choice

You might wanna bandwagon the white team today they look stornger so far

>thicc is good
>>>/nba/

is this a similar sort of sunbelt opinion the same variety as the only that thought nashville would btfo the teds last saturday?

donerar en bäver till den här tråden

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mycket uppskattat

generöst kompis

>only to get steamrolled by the most snakebiten team in the east.
dont forget that "snakebiten" team also BTFO tranpa gay

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For me it's neck and clavicle

kärlek sverige bäver

For me, its the favorite part of a woman

*älskar svensk bäver

I'd honestly given up on ever seeing a post of such quality again on /hoc/.
This, sir, is profoundly based.

going to heem google translate

good idea

har hon tuttar?

Sounds kinda obsessed 2nqh.

Bävrar är inte för sexuell

91854273
absolutely BOILING mad, randy

91854273
t. randy

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just gonna send it

Get it together, /hoc/.

do it

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imagine never having sauna'd with naked girls

/hoc/ is a t&a general

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why does norge look so sad :(

Please don't ever post this porker again.

shant be listening to a faggot like you randy

She's a Finnish 12 you mong

I can tell that underneath the jersey this girl is an absolute sow.

Unless THG is lurking, nobody wants to see this.

...

because they're worse at hockey than denmark

Please have sex

A man's gotta eat knowwhatmsayin

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Why is no one talking about MY Minnesota Wild?
We're the STATE of hockey goddamit

you mean like these necks and clavicles?

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tattoos look shit desu

haters gonna hate

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>reddit hair
>reddit beard
>reddit teeth
>reddit tattoos
>reddit team
>reddit player

Alright then, let's talk about this
m.startribune.com/wild-coach-bruce-boudreau-guarantees-a-playoff-berth/505842532/

Is this what peak performance looks like?

I get Joe is older so he gets a pass but why do Olympic calibre athletes in one of the most physically demanding sports look like guys I can find at my local rec centre?

they aren't exercising or training for physique

Its not bodybuilding, its sport. A little more fat is better both for health and performance. You idiot.

Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>awful prospect pool
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>hired an assistant coach who wasn't good enough to coach in fucking NEW JERSEY
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
>retarded coach guaranteed a playoff berth, and then missed the playoffs
What a laughably bad franchise
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?

>peak performance
>shorks

Because they aren’t bodybuilders lmao

Leksand looks like shit. Brage is the only thing keeping them in the game

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being a wild fan is eternal suffering

abs don’t help your score goals faggot

>nil - nil first period

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>Team USA seems to be comfortable with Rooney and Rigsby as a goalie tandem. Although Rooney wasn’t with the team for the Rivalry Series, it’s safe to say that was because both teams chose not to place NCAA players on their rosters. The biggest question appears to be that third goalie spot. NWHL rookie Katie Burt made her senior team debut during the Rivalry series, but was not named to the Worlds roster. Instead, after making her senior team debut in November’s Four Nations Cup tournament, St. Cloud State sophomore Emma Polusny got the nod. She’s split time with junior Janine Adler this season and finished with a .919 SV% and a 3.49 GAA. At Four Nations she played one game and allowed only one goal for a .950 SV%, and it’s clear that the staff would like to see more of her as they consider who they’d like to take that third-goalie role on a more permanent basis.

>i-i-it's because they're not bodybuilders
explain this atheists

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OH NO NO NO NO

>The era after the Olympics has been one marked with change at both an organizational and team level. One of the most interesting things about this early part of the cycle is watching all the moving parts while the team forms a new identity. After watching them play the Rivalry Series, it’s fairly clear that Team USA is struggling a little bit to click the way that they did in November or even in Pyeongchang. The lines changed often during the Rivalry series, sometimes in-game, as Corkum tried to assess the chemistry between new and returning players. Several of those players will not be on this roster--notably Amanda Pelkey, Dana Trivigno, Haley Skarupa, Gigi Marvin, Savannah Harmon, and Sidney Morin--but the benefit of a proper camp before the tournament is that there may be some more structure to the lines this time around, especially where the games count for more than bragging rights. Team USA certainly has the potential for incredible chemistry, it’s just a question of how the staff will tap into it and what combinations will do the trick.

yeah but he sucks at hockey

>get jacked to play hockey
>end up like this
pottery

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nobody gives a FUCK about dykepuck

*sips GT*

I'm aware they aren't bodybuilders, but you compare this to football or rugby players, who also play a sport with a high degree of physical strength necessary and it doesn't stack up

>The Damkronorna arrived at the 2017 World Championships with their worst record since 2002, having won only four games the entire season. They were despondent and defeated, and it showed on the ice. They were shut out in the semifinal by archrival Finland and finished at a dismal 6th place.

>The key for Damkronorna observers is managing expectations. Ylva Martinsen has had less than a full season to start cleaning up Leif Boork’s and the Swedish Ice Hockey Association’s mess: she’s a good coach with a talented roster who’s done an exceptional job with the resources allotted to her, but the power structures and personnel that allowed Boork to run the squad into the ground remain at the Federation. It’s going to take longer than a year to undo the damage.

I’m thinking about the penguins getting cucked by the rags and wongs

rugby where you have to tackle people using your arms and shoulders
vs
hockey where you use your hips and ass to skate

Honestly, burns and thornton are just out of shape...same with neal in this pic
Hmmm, what do all three of them have in common...

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Idiot

they arent zoomers?

>go back to gay/hoc/

What exactly is happening on the right there?

Is /hoc/ talking about gay shit again?

who are you quoting?

Haha you sure showed me

yeah, randy insisted

hoc more like hock a loogie and spit on it because everyone is so shitty and retarded

wow its almost like younger people have less body fat in general
amazing conclusion you dumb fucking faggot finn

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Jesus christ, this.

>you gotta go back

You just know Schmidt became the biggest coke fiend in the league after getting taken by Vegas.

we dont blaspheme in /hoc/

Jesus wasn't real but if he was he would be a liberal.

>could have been an nhl goaler
fuck this existence

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calm down, it's not my fault canadian hockey players hate the gym
just some boys having fun. no girls though, that would ruin the mood

are you self identifying as being shitty and retarded?

he was real and you're a fag

you though, are a real fag

Jesus hates everyone here because hoc is shitty and rarted unlike BASED and devout /crux/

he sucked me off in a tim hortons bathroom and after he told me that you finger your bumhole and watch trap porn

Sam & Mike pls

who is mike?

randy's imaginary adversary

friendship with leksand ended
randy is just trying to fit in but it wont work

Car parts desu

mike hawk on your face ayy lmao gottem

>randy
embarassing and cringe, i thought he killed himself

really wish he would sometimes

>friendship with leksand ended
based

>post something
>get accused of being /hoc/'s imaginary friend
>someone else posts something
>they get accused of being the same person
Starting to think that you guys don't know what you're talking about.

SCAAAASAAAAAR

Randy isn't anyone's friend I doubt his mom loves him even and I am extremely certain he doesn't have a dad.

hit it with a high stick

>shit games today
>shit /hoc/ today

pottery

Why is everyone gay and schizo now?

its been an okay day
the Tedborg

People want to seem cool, so they repeat the same shit to try to fit in, even if it predates them and they don't even know where it came from.

Watch Leksand Mora faggot

no

>People want to seem cool, so they repeat the same shit to try to fit in, even if it predates them and they don't even know where it came from.
yeah
shit like this

Absolutely HOWLING

Seems like a bit of a non-sequitur.

we are all aware everyone is an autist but you randy

For me, it's the toe drag, followed by a wrister right over the goalies shoulder

I ship Randal and the obsessed Canadian desu, very cute!

obsessed

what is this faggot shit supposed to mean

Back to /fit/ you fucking fag

Go ahead and kiss instead of shitting up the next 20 threads with your constant autistic back-and-forth

You're both fucking cancer, I unironically get more hockey discussion from people copy-pasting from reddit

There aren’t any games on

>You're both fucking cancer, I unironically get more hockey discussion from people copy-pasting from reddit
then stick to reddit and free yourself of this place

this kind of meta shitposting creates the exacts kind of discussion you claim to dislike

thinking Randy should apply to be a moderator on r/canes

yeah
also thinking about skinner for pu again

You know someone is a newfag if you shit on their team and they actually bother to defend every thing their team does instead of simply shitting on other teams.

We /wwe/ now
twitter.com/NHL/status/1113502743682007040

This is not healthy for discussion in /hoc/.
Go ahead, call me retarded, but you know I'm right.

you're right randy, its not healthy discussion
its /hoc/ discussion
and its the way its always been

Do you lads play outer worlds rpg?

Based we should invite him to the Yea Forums thread for mania

are you saying you know better than /hoc/, randy?
maybe try to fit in instead of acting like a faggot sjw

>tfw you will never walk with elias

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for me, its elias

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*casts turn undead on Skelesson*

business idea: turn the nets 180 degrees and move them ten feet closer to center ice

never forget

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Hello where are the posts about car parts win?

for me, it's dabbing on the mild and blose, and signing jimmy schuldt

I just bandwagoned yesterday still feeling them out

>a fucking weasel

here lad

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6 days after the playoffs begin I have my last exam and my 3 week
(paid) vacation from work begins. Feels good man

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I hope you'll continue to post such quality blogs about your life for the entire 3 weeks.

>Reminding an audience to look out for Noora Räty in goal is like reminding a fish to swim. She’s one of the most elite goaltenders on earth, a four-time Olympian, and arguably the face of Finnish women’s hockey internationally.

>Like Sallinen, this may very well be Räty’s last tournament. She turns 30 in May, recently purchased a home in Minnesota, and hinted at retirement. Not only is she on her native soil, she’s also in her hometown: having this tournament in Espoo is as much of a homecoming as she could hope for, short of the IIHF pouring a backyard rink at her childhood home. There are worse ways to finish a career.

I sure will if I have the time to do it my friend! I am glad you are enjoying this as much as I am.

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Just had a cheeky microwaved baked potato lads

Nice, what did you have with it?

Very nice dear bro

Was finally able to finish off the chili I made over the weekend. So a bowl of that and then generously topped on the potato as well.

show me the beaver

Having beer for lunch lads.

Watching kymppitonni lads

this is a blue board user

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Do you play along

Absolute madman

Yes I put my hand over the word

Fucking based lad

>deleted
uh oh

Sounds like a proper meat and 'taters meal.

1-1 last period

Tune in Leksand Mora lads

Prime hockey kino

this is so true

>canes 95 NJD, PHI
>BJs 94 NYR, OTT
>habs 94 WSH, TOR
What are the chances rags and sens beat the BJs and craps throw their game?

big if true

Why is stavros such a Godless commie lads?

After what I caught of last night's game, I could see the Ted's blowing it. The shots of their bench were comedy gold and even if they make it, that team has given up on Torts and will lose in the first round.

The Blue Jackets could drop one of their remaining games, but I can't see them losing both. Although they are both on the road for Columbus. Of the two, the Rangers seem more likely to pull off a cheeky upset.

For Montreal, the Capitals might do what Tampa did and rest a bunch of players, giving Montreal an easier chance. And after seeing Tampa do it, since Washington feels like they're in direct competition with Tampa, I'd say that that makes it more likely for Washington to do the same thing.
Toronto is definitely beatable, especially with the game being in Montreal.

Plot twist: the poster is actually one of those orthodox girls that that one Canadian poster loves so much.

jesus = pusy

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didnt they give up on torts last season?

if Jesus can walk on water, why does he need blades?

I mean, what does walking on water tell you about Jesus's traction? He could have a firm grasp with his feet.

Habs are clutch as fuck, they denied the Lightning of equaling the best season record the Habs had. Teds aren't clutch at all and play against teams that are angry and bitter about missing the ploffs. Dunno about Canes.

Number eight holds his stick like a faggot, cherry would HEEM him

had a job interview today bros, I was going to mention piss bottles but I remembered Aland's wisdom

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>Dunno about Canes.
They could lose their final game in Philadelphia, but I don't see any way that they lose at home to New Jersey.

вдыхaть

>they denied the Lightning of equaling the best season record the Habs had
tranpa was already shy of exceeding/tying the 1977 132 point season before last nights game
that said they still could overtake the habs win record from that season
they can also tie detroit for most wins in a season

you know that skates are to turn ice into water?

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Doubt the caps rest. They haven't clinched the division and Montreal is a possible first round opponent.

>yfw you remember that Don Cherry will die in your lifetime

It'll be a sad day for anglos losing half their culture.

JAAAAAA FÖR HELVETE JAAAAaaaa

N/a/shville!

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>yfw Justin Trudeau replaces Don in Coaches' Corner

Business idea: Replace Ron with Cassie on Coach's Corner

FUND IT

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Bryan Burke is already halfway to Cherry. Its like in the santa clause how tim allen starts evolving into santa claus.

Go back Rajeet

I'd give it a cheeky watch

Nice

Who is the biggest Finnish BULL currently in the NHL?

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At least Burkie won't waste my tax money on clown suits.

>replaces "kids" with some bilingual phrase like "mes amis"
>spends minutes at a time going on tangents about good ol' Quebec boys
>wears even crazier suits than Don did, and some nights it's not even a suit, it's a kimono or a Sikh robe or some shit
>always has a rainbow-colored tie on

Feels so fucking good lads

Did Jamal come over?

>Ron MacLean's job as tard handler doesn't change

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Games are literally sooooo shit tonight

What are we even gonna talk about?

Leksand won 2-1

muh golden knighas

business ideas

Business idea: add fan controlled hammers into the walls so fans can get involved in the game

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at least pretend to care about blues/hawks

Ways to get pucks deep and shots on net

rants
most goals and playing in the post season

Is this from battlebots?

We compare foreskins.
JEWS LEAVE

final nhl central scouting rankings are supposed to be released some time today. we can meme kakko some more.

yes

nhl.com/news/five-questions-entering-nhl-central-scouting-final-meetings/c-306347660?tid=277764372

no hughes' biggest challengers are Dylan Cozens, Bowen Byram, Kirby Dach and Matthew Boldy

shit, nice insight

the more you know

>86

Mine looks like George Costanza putting a sweater on.

jack has been number 1 all season. hasnt stopped the /hoc/ proscouts from picking kakko over him.

How many bird cellys will we get in the playoffs?

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phimosis boys ww@

my last digit

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should be good since he doesn't do it every time. Best bird coming through.

>youtube.com/watch?v=D2kOzu4sskc

What rink has the best ice?

We will talk about the future of women's hockey

the one in my back yard

What future?

no bully please, it's very inconvenient

like how dykes are so useless they cant run a league without men making the decisions?

I think the real victors this year are the kings figuring out how not to play hockey.

also nice how they gave boomer doughty a huge raise even tho he is declining and getting btfo by zoomers.

>another thread with incel posting

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T-that's a Jewish myth!!!

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>the future's so bright I gotta wear shades

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i could live there if they have internet

You know what, that was a bad idea. Let's compare boogers instead. It's the season after all.

Condition, only picked by a finger, no sissy nose blowing shit.

I don't think they have social assistance though

>tfw the more I hear about the NWHL and Dani Rylan the more I dislike her and the league

I know nothing about this character and I hope that I never will.

homosexuality is illegal in Bhutan

This is your true home, and they do NOT have internet

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anyone else ever notice how finland is ugly and smelly but sweden is handsome and intelligent? what gives????

they dont have finntier neetbux either so he would have to work as a rice farmer or something

>tfw the more I hear about the NWHL the more I remember that women's hockey is AAA midget tier terrible

Ding-Dong diddly /cric/

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She seems like a female Gary, or at least wants to be

>t. incel

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I AM NOT GAY YOU FUCKING LEAF!!
youtube.com/watch?v=bN6KgrntDIg

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Is he, dare I say it, elite?

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>projecting

SEND EM TO QUEBEC!

im not the has to white knight dykepuck when it gets btfo by facts.

heh and what are you going to do about
pic related, it's me

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Actually
>Cancel expansion
>give Seattle the Coyotes instead
>fold the Hurricanes
>send the Panthers to QC
>conferences are now balanced
Fuck the owners, and fuck Gary Bettman
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

imagine a she-Gary

The actual AAF posters think that some "Ebersol" guy is really at fault.

Just as bad as the stoner poster and lol both are Canadians

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The World Championship.
Think the swedes will get Padqvuist or Markstrom?

Will Canada be stuck with no goalie again? I assume Luo wont go, and Price will be a fag about it, even if he doesnt make the playoffs.

>53% of teams make the playoffs
'no.'

its canadas year. i think the flames got it.

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>Gary and she-gary have kids (IVF, sex is forbidden)
>create a giant Gary family tree
>when one Gary dies another replaces him as commissioner till the heat death of the universe
2028 will be grim

Heat death can’t come soon enough

I'd like him as >my team's 2C. Wouldn't build a team around him.

why not tho.

because he sucks cock

>when youve got a dank meme to post but the thread has only 50 replies left so nobody will see it

hurry up and make a new thread

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Modern society will end in 2025 due to a nuclear event involving USA, China, and Russia and it will all start due to sanctions placed on China that will cause a major economic crisis.

Toronto and Montréal to join NWHL. Hella stoked!

this. hes one of those players that is a very good 2C but not quite good enough to be a 1C on a strong team.

>tripniggers
Don't respond, don't reply.

Carter "elite" Hart will go

The CWHL teams aren't joining the NWHL. NWHL is just making new teams in those markets

or crawford maybe

How long until a tranny demands to play in the NWHL and they have some 6'3" """"woman"""" hitting the fuck out of the rest of the players and skating circles around them?

probably next year

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Would watch that tbqh

>muh trannies
Lmao it just gets better and better truely the peak of /hoc/

t. tranny

Dont reply. Let him rot.

Don’t reply to tripfags m8

which team is going to get cucked into giving karlsshit 11m/year?

I think there actually is a "trans" player in the league but female to male

Unironically
>rags

Who even has that kind of cap room.

>getting carte blanche to use as much supplemental testosterone as you want
Nice """"""sport,"""""" ladies.

Well, they want progressive values, enjoy.

imagine securing the downfall of western civilization solely to appease mentally ill homos

It usually doesn't fully collapse, it just provokes a reactionary movement to try to correct it.

So no one?
I can live with that

Whats wrong with homos t. not a homo

Fun fact: the Las Vegas Goldknights were not in the league two years ago and the league was just as good, if not better.

>the state of /hoc/

lads, for years i've been thinking about opening up a small record shop and calling it the Vinyl Solution

... Michigan?

I've been thinking of starting my own music label called Dental Records.

pretty cool desu

Youd better open it in a high traffic hipster area if you want it to be successful

Their interests are not geared toward the long-term maintenance of a civilization.

Hockey.

Markström says he will be glad to go if asked.
Lundqvist says he will decide next week.
Most avaliable players seem positive about going.

which goalie would you prefer to represent your nation?

oh no no nono

Fuck, Petey is probably going to. Looks like another lock for you fuckers. Cool to hopefully see him go against Horvat though.

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plz no bully

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I don't bully other teams, lad. I'm better than that.

>odd number of teams

i think horvat said he wasnt planning on going because he is getting married in the offseason.

basically what
is saying here. im a wongsfag myself too and hes captain material in the next few years guaranteed but building a team around him wouldnt help the rebuild, considering guys like AA arent even on long term deals at all

The fan base is evolving. Even they see it's way more lucrative to have the NHL involved. The only ones who truly hate that idea are the feminists who hate men and can't get around that. I made this analogy earlier, say you bottle some beverage for a living. If you stuck an NHL shield on one bottle and an ECHL logo on the other, the NHL one will outsell the ECHL bottle. Brand recognition is important. People buy "Kraft Dinner" instead of generic "cheezy noodle feast" Same idea.

Lehner has been the best this season, otherwise Markström been decent too.

Dahlin too.
Would be cool to win three times in a row, but
too early to tell without seeing the rosters.

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

What the fuck is with Canadians and Kraft Dinner?

end of thread reminder that hockey IS confrontational

end of thread reminder that hockey is NOT for everyone

end of thread reminder that sams mom and her boyfriend are interracial

Someone make a thread before Randy

...

Impossible

Are there many teams that have a captain as a 2C? I hope the wongs get to pick well if a 1C is what they really need right now

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She wants to be the answer unfortunately while her league does boast some pretty good players, they aren't as big names as knight, poulin and decker. It's not guaranteed that current NWHLers will stay this offseason either. The time for Canada/USA hate is over. The players respect each other too much to ruin what they have built without the NHL involved in some larger capacity.

God damnit dude.
Marriage above Queen and Country?