ITT: Meme teams from your country
ITT: Meme teams from your country
Liam Johnson
Michael Martinez
>not botafogo
come on now
Cameron Robinson
Fuck you
William Baker
Blake Ward
Alexander Cook
> be MCA cucks
> Sell stadium try to relocate to the capital's Olympic stadium
> it's closed by the FA to be renovated
> Rival team based USMA buys their old stadium
> Make them rent it for 10 times higher than it should be
> bends over and accept it
Jeremiah Garcia
Jose Collins
> Be USMH cunts
> Decide hey let's build a new stadium away from our city
> Doesn't pay players all season
> Players boycott game after game because they aren't getting paid
> Tfw Relegated to Ligue 2 at the end of the season
> Tfw all their good players left to better teams
> tfw the stadium is still not finished
> it's been 3 years
> tfw they'll be relegated to Ligue 3 this season
Alexander Smith
>FC Inter was founded in 1990 by Stefan Håkans, the managing director of the towage and salvage company Alfons Håkans, allegedly after his 11-year-old son couldn't fit into any of the other youth teams in Turku
Joseph Martin
real benis
Xavier Ward
>muh zico
>muh 87
>muh maracana
meanwhile they've just bbq'd a dozen niglets while pulling the dindu nuthin card
Austin Torres
Last won a title in 1951. A priest put a curse on them saying they wouldn't win again until every member of that team had died. Been to 9 finals in the last 30 years. Lost all of them. Often in comical fashion. Still 2 member of the 1951 team alive.
Jackson Allen
Logan Adams
they're winning the league this year too
Leo Foster
Jordan Peterson
Jordan Cruz
EBIN kaksoispiste DE DE DE DE DE DE
Landon Garcia
meme league tbqh
Joshua Watson
Ryan Wilson
yMCA
Nathan Russell
literall Crusader King F.C.
Jason Rogers
Imagine spending a hundred years without relegation, and then falling so hard that you never recover properly
Nolan Taylor
And the cup, probably. A shame they're going to be pathetic again in European competitions next season
Dominic Murphy
Austin Taylor
witch one should I bandwagon?
Lucas Diaz
they are going to be pathetic in general after a new governing party is elected and the refball stops.
Ryan Collins
NYCFC
Colton Lewis
Looks south american enough, thanks burger, found my sawker team
Cooper Anderson
>muh king
>muh pashun for da land
>muh project
>muh 4th big
>recently BTFO'd by their arch rivals Braga 0-5 at home
>always fails to deliver in Europe, unlike Braga
>is currently behind another team of their own commune despite having a much larger budget
>not even the original Vitória
>stadium was state-funded
>are actually spaniards
Julian Watson
based and redpilled.
Brody Sanders
>be stefan
>your boy gets rejected by all the other little league teams
>make your own club out of pure butthurt
sounds based to me