/mlb/ general - TORONTOTHOT edition

>literally no fucking search bar

Why are all these pro leagues making the most cancerous fucking websites? Holy shit man the search bar is the most basic, fundamental tool the video section of your site needs. Jesus Christ.

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So you watch what they want you to watch.

Rays are basically Team Rocket at this point.

>Prepare for trouble!
>And make it double!
>To protect the world from devastation!
>To unite all peoples within our nation!
>To denounce the evils of truth and love!
>To extend our reach to the stars above!

Before the inevitable collapse you know is coming.

Have sex

>ship out KP

Rip

>extend grichuk

??????????????????????

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negatory, though that brings up a question i've been meaning to ask, what the HELL do they put in the water in Ontario

Mostly E.Coli

right...

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what is even going on here

Ontario has the highest and most populous province. Lot's of immigrants from every culture. This girl just looks like some fake tits whore from russia town. Nothing special.

>nothing special
tell that to an Albertan

Lot's of white trash out there for sure

SO WE AGREE

There are a lot of cute girls with slavic heritage in manitoba and saskatchewan

not gonna see them in the stands at a Blue Jays game

Won't see anybody there this year aye

>the absolute state of 2ron2

>DOYALS

>DH

Nevar forget

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canada

why not?

>Greinke homering twice
Who the fuck needs a DH?

literally every AL team?

>White Sox Home Opener PPD for Friday

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gamethread?

CHC: pls no

>more than one /mlb/ thread
Yikes!

folks, it’s bruce harper up to the bat

explain /hoc/ then

folks, it is now a situation that may include run scoring

hiromoot being a bitch.

>uncultured hockey hooligans
what kind of explanation do you need

So then /mlb/ can't be the least civilized general. Pick one.

/heem/ is worse

leury you twat

fucking tootblans

>palkmonico

is it time to worry about kluber

bustcada pls

FUCKING YOLMER

fuck this defense
so much for high hopes after that 3 spot...

>being better than heem
that's a low fucking bar

Thank you Rodon

Barves coming back
Fuck cusb

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the best generals unironically

>Which ballpark has the best grass?
Busch Stadium (St. Louis) - 29.6 percent
Coors Field (Denver) - 20.4 percent
PNC Park (Pittsburgh) - 11.4 percent
Yankee Stadium (New York) - 8.5 percent
Camden Yards (Baltimore) - 4.8 percent

>Which ballpark has the worst grass?
Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum (Oakland) - 16.8 percent
Great American Ballpark (Cincinnati) - 10.7 percent
Oracle Park (San Francisco) - 10.7 percent
Fenway Park (Boston) - 8.6 percent
Wrigley Field (Chicago) - 5.9 percent

abroo!

Because teams with no fans shitpost like crazy because it makes them feel relevant

Holy fuck kluber what are you doing hahahahaha kill me

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Every fucking YouTube clip. Every single one.

Why eloy why

>San Francisco
>Boston
>Chicago

These extremely wealthy clubs can't afford a competent lawn crew?

Now they say this:
>About Major League Baseball: Major League Baseball (MLB) is the most historic professional sports league in the United States and consists of 30 member clubs in the U.S. and Canada, representing the highest level of professional baseball. Led by Commissioner Robert D. Manfred, Jr., MLB currently features record levels of labor peace, competitive balance and industry revenues, as well as the most comprehensive drug-testing program in American professional sports. MLB remains committed to making an impact in the communities of the U.S., Canada and throughout the world, perpetuating the sport’s larger role in society and permeating every facet of baseball’s business, marketing and community relations endeavors. With the continued success of MLB Advanced Media and MLB Network, MLB continues to find innovative ways for its fans to enjoy America’s National Pastime and a truly global game.

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every league has a team with no fans

Based Josavior!

Ready for another bullpen chokejob?

we're always not ready...

Jesus fucking christ Eloy what the fuck? How can it still be nerves or over anxiousness?

is this the thread for MLB thots?

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Clearly he's a bust.

>Yoan MonGODa

>posting 3D
no

he swapped his mojo with eloy

>3D
wtf monitor are you using

This is still the general and not a white sox game thread.

>Nola
Lillies confirmed missing the playoffs

Get mccant the fuck off my team already

>NY
get that weak shit outta here

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>dropping the popup
It begins.

Yolmeme decided on bringing his clown act to the field this year.

Thank you Rodon

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>100 pitches after 6 for Rodon.
>3 innings of bullpen to go.

Hold onto your butts.

Bullpen and this defense

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Eloy will be daijoubou
>rocks back and forth

Palka is all unga no bunga now

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAH

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yolmemes just stop

>#YOLO

YOYO

BOMBCADA

moncada just fucking bitchsmacked that one to the second level

Why do you keep making threads 10 minutes after someone made it? I was posting in but now some are posting here. Quit splitting it up

>Putting Moustakas at 2nd
>ISHYGDDT

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how did this become the general

the other thread was made super-early, which in the past meant it gets deleted, but i guess it wasn't.

It was 10 posts early that's why I migrated their. You're just confusing everyone with this thread war bullshit, it's annoying. Both you autists need to stop.

>how did this become the general
>/mlb/ general
Real head-scratcher

Just post in which ever thread is first and ignore this one idiot making duplicate threads.

the other thread was made 15 posts early, you might have seen some shitposting about it.

Post in the one that's not getting spammed to death by the same guy who's making threads.

Rays vs Rockies 0-0 extra innings. Anyone else watching?

>whatever one is first
That's completely true, unless the first thread was made super-early by a special needs child.

Which one is that?

i'm posting in the baseball thread.

If only there were some formalized method agreed upon by Yea Forums to determine what the general was.

>league + the word general
it's good enough for NFL+NBA, it's good enough for me.

Tonight we win

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hope a 7 run lead is enough for nate

Generals ruined Yea Forums

some fucking psycho decided he didn't like the word 'general' so spams any other threads autistically if he doesn't get his way. he's spammed this thread but those posts got deleted.

anyway, this is the general. says so right there in the OP.

>we

generals were there so we didn't get 50 threads about the same sport, keeping general MLB or NBA or whatever posting to a single thread. It used to be enforced, I'm not entirely convinced it still is.

post what you want.

Nate pls

Thanks /hoc/

yes, >we, I am the gum bucket holder.

>houspie spamming other people's threads to make everyone seem as hopeless as him
shan't be posting in this thread anymore

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This fucking bullpen...

winnah

gg indians

getting out of this thread now, thanks for the temporary gamethread usage

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>Rockies offense outside Coors Field

No rays thread?

LeXolorer would be so disappointed if he wasn't in prison

>klubot loses to the White Sox
man this is a rarity

This meme is retarded

This. He absorbed the hype surrounding Eloy and is finally gonna live up to his potential. The only hope for Eloy now is for the next big thing to come up

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Why wasn't there a gamethread? They fucking maul Kluber and I'm stuck posting about it in this shitty ass general

But it's true

rip zack collins

Not at home and hiromoot made it that I can't create threads.

To be honest, I'm surprised no one else made it

I have the same problem. I'm lucky to even be able to post without being "IP ranged". And fuck no I'm never buying a Yea Forums pass.

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get the FUCK out this is the general not your gamethread.

the "general" is for baseball discussion

I was actually thinking Danny Mendick.

we just borrowed it is all, games done, have your general back. I'm out.

i'm SO sorry

Currently the White Sox are the best baseball team in Chicago

LMAO CUSBB

You both lose because your mayor is now a lesbian gay black woman

>every person who doesn't post in my OP is one autistic Houston fan

More reasonable explanation: Your have autism and no one likes you.

I don't live in shitty-ass illinois or chicago(chicago is awesome just not living there) But she'll ruin the world class police department, make them afraid to do their jobs, maybe even get officers killed because the will be afraid to defend themselves, and the crime ghettos will infect the good parts. Sad!

settle down, Kevin

>tfw almost forgot about the shitty Phils bullpen and defensive errors blowing leads from last year
Well shit.

Do your research fatman, Lori is procops and a white sox season ticket holder.

i feel like the dodgers and brewers will be the NLCS again

if you're legit serious, that's pretty good. CPD needs to stop being second guessed on their operations every time some scumbag criminal gets a nightstick up their ass.

>gatekeeping

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>tears
>2017 world series champs
can't have both, kiddo.

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>2-4
>about to lose a series to the superior Texas team

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This bullpen still needs help. And if Nola is injured or otherwise not right, this team is in trouble.

>superior
They haven't won shit in 50 years.

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facts don't care about your feelings, sweetie

>Marlins get new everything despite being shit
>Rays get nothing despite being good
Florida.

>tampa

got a real good feeling about Chicago this year, spee

It's a city of good feelings

U got some really good errors lol

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and good wind

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what is the most hated division in baseball and why is it the AL East?

twins gonna sweep the phillies

Threadly reminder that the Royals are winning the World Series in 2021 and there is nothing you can do about it

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Big if true

AL West if you ask me. Only the Astros are the good guys.

This

the country hates the AL East.

Yea Forums has equal rage for both AL West and NL Central, for reasons surpassing understanding.

>gib 8th inning set up guy nao got dammit

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Based

Based and Springerpilled

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The Astros and Pirates are /ourguys/

OK now this is based

can we win today? please

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Based

Neutral fan here. Outside observer. I must say, the Astros are much, much more based than "their" guys the Mariners

This so much. As a Rays fan, I've always stayed loyal to my fellow Sun Belt brothers. Astros are the most based and redpilled team left in the AL West.

There are 0 blue jays fans here

This so much. Braves fan here, if you don't support our Dixie brothers you're a cuck.

based and redpilled. All Aboard.

We need IDs

Just like your favorite website huh

Simply based post right here, fellow Strobro. We must now convert the rest of /mlb/ into supporting the last true uncucked team in the AL West. The 2017 World Series team was liked universally by us based and redpilled Yea Forumsartans. Fuck Commiefornia and fuck the Doyerspics. Astros are the whitest team in baseball.

certainly seeing more than 0 canadian flags, user

>Astros are the most redditpilled team left in the AL West.
This

Based. Houston is white.

Post elite relievers

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Yes pls upvote my post

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youtube.com/watch?v=1oJAVJPX0YY

I approve of this team

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Based Strobros... based Autistrobro

moncada might be a bust

Nothing screams autistic like /mlb/. Oh /hoc/ owns ya and /cric pwns ya!

FUCK OFF

>implying they arent vancoverian mariners fans

oh sorry....... i'm so sawwy!

youtube.com/watch?v=Hds9tFMuU8o

>The Philadelphia Phillies are my favorite baseball team!

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IM SO SOWWY!!!!!

/hoc/ has even more canadians though

Based! They're my favorite team too!

I bet you post on Yea Forums

The yankees have jedis? i thought they were the evil empire?

at least acuna is gonna be around for a while

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I bet you enjoy the films of Wes Anderson.

Who?

>/hoc/ and /cric/ don't use 'general'
>trying to push /mlb/ to drop same
So this was all a prank? Pathetic.

OH YANKEES LOOK WHOS BACK

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That's a nice 8th inning 2 run lead you got there. It'd be a shame if you blew it.

The Cardinals are in the other league, dumbass

deGrom just hit a dinger

Houspie has been sighted in the thread!

It's their year........ based

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A minor leaguer could hit a dinger against the Marlins, so no one is impress except mest fans

>11-1

Like how your first baseman blew his finger up with that bunt?

BREAKING /mlb/ NEWS: TWINSPOSTER EXPOSED AS CHONE FIGGINSPOSTER

Yoan Moncada leads MLB in wRC+
Chris Sale has the lowest WAR among pitchers

The table has flipped completely

>Last season was rough for Moncada, and that's stating it kindly. He struck out 217 times—more than any other hitter (or, more accurately, more than any otherswinger

The 1B hurt his back flipping over a railing. The SS broke his finger bunting. Wow, you're dumb.

>twins
Only one dude in that picture, user, you fucked up

Stop living in the past.

>any other swinger

Anime owns /mlb/ Anime pwns ya!

No one likes the Mariners

Thanks for reminding me of the back flipping over a railing thing. With that said, let me laugh even harder over the fact they lost two key players for dumb decision makings.

Ms a best!

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>instead of extending Bryant, Baez, Rizzo, etc Cubs waste money on paying Bote like he is some kind of rising star

wtf is going on with that team?

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>cusb
>subs
>scubs
>keks
>Scuba

Cubs @ Braves

Also, Sale most likely needs Tommy John. He's been throwing ~89 lately, versus his usual 94.

cubs fan here

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Go eat a cubbie

hey bro!

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what does that mean?

hello there mariners fan

>Yankees full of injuries
>Red Sox pitchers suck
>Orioles are a dumpster fire

Rays are gonna win the division by default, aren't they?

Yeah probably

Fuck the NL West. Seriously. Fuck them.

Cubs M's broship is going strong!

seago is in full effect!

ate the Cubs
ate the Mariners
ate the Phillies
Go Stros
Simple As

>tfw 5 games over .500 despite only being +3 in runs
Brewers the most clutch team in all of sports confirmed.

Nats, to be honest my dudes.

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Stay Mad.

DEXTER FOWLER FUCKIN SUCKS

I hate Dexter Fowler so much. I want to fucking kill him.

What did he do?

>mets

How do I like this post?

Based BAJP

He exists.

Where are all the Moncadies at?

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BASED
absolutely fucking nothing, and then plus dropped a routine fly ball on top of. hes perpetually in the negative. He just stole a base though

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Who?

Prince Fielder could have stole 2nd on that pitch.

His home run might land on your roof soon.
twitter.com/Starting9/status/1113528041836294144

moncie reportie!

Whites Ox run the genny!

Is today a Scuba day?

JESUS CHRIST

he didn't even try to run to cut that ball off.

GET HIM OFF THE FUCKING FIELD

Why is Mike Trout being shilled I saw that shitty commercial twice

jist sit him down for fucking good and let him collect his pay for no work like every other black person in STL

please don't it really pisses me off and I don't want to be mad again

Banned from White Sox bandwagon. Get in or get run over.

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White Sox accept any and all broships and bandwagoners.

I don't remember STL ever signing a nigger to a big contract like him. Well, they finally did, and look how it has turned out. Now even the game callers are saying what I first said that he should have been in front of that ball.

That desperate huh? Guess that's what happens when you only have 900 fans.

did you just start watching baseball?

Winner gets to use a real live toilet

It's been 7 years now. This is getting to be worse than Mauer.

they don't really like me.

I'm just glad we have tatis bros

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That's weird. You're the face of the White Sox on the genny, their chief trip and poster.

daily reminder that MLB will set records for hit batters and strikeouts this season. if you like Dave Kingman, you will love baseball this season.

White Sox are boring without Hawk announcing.

They tend to be meek and like to cultivate sympathy for the white sox, I do neither.

Based fatman.

Tribe guaranteed not to win the WS for at least another three seasons. Thanks Tito!

Anyone know why the MLB website doesn't have a comment section anymore?

That's chicago sports fans in general. even the cubs did it in their old gamethreads. It'll change when they get good to something worse

Who?

easily the gayest sport

reminder /hoc/ is a better place to be and baseball isn't enjoyable as hockey

ill show up once the ploffs start

/mlb/ owns ya

Pretty good accurate throw. Still a shit sport

You guys ready for tonight?

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/hoc/ pwns ya!

milwaukee doesn't have an nhl team so i have no reason to watch it

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>grabs the bitch by his collar as he tries to crawl away, then finishes him with a punch to the back of the head

Based

based off the responses, apparently other people post in other generals. that means this is basically a sub reddit and top lel

cause baseball is hightest as fuck and weve got anger problems

Retard alert

we got a retard here

hi retard welcome to /mlb/

This.

Cringe
Based

>muh other general does this

Why does he look like he peepees with his pants around his ankles

>twins are off to a running start so far
Yay

Not the tripfag they deserve, but the one they need

We're filled to the brim with autist alcoholics, shitposting "life-longs", racists role-players, dopamine addicts, cubs fans, suicidal incels, a fucking leaf and I "female" that has yet to show me any proof of boobs.

But you know what? I'm totally done with that. Because this diverse group of loli-loving assholes make us the best general on Yea Forums.
fight me, nerd.

also, this

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*is the best pitcher in baseball*

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Why aren't we talking about Joey Gallie?

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>Mets
Who cares

+1

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Rags score and Gallie is coming to bat!!!

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Where's the strike zone? Gallie should be out

Gallie decides when Gallie is out

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>stankees

Lmao imagine having a losing record right now

Weird colors for the Yankees to wear

Was watching the whos broadcast to see them humiliate the losedians but why the fuck is it so boring? What happened to Hawk and his screaming?

retired

Umpires are garbage this year

Eject all Astros. Forfeit game.

>pooston

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He's gone and has a far superior replacement.
>so boring
Brianlet detected.

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Yeah for some reason umpires seem extra trash to start this season. Absolutely terrible zones

I love the never ending debate from 2017 World Series; What city is more white; Houston or Los Angeles?

Whatever happened to the Cardinals fans on this board? lmao

Suck on that homer, buddy

bajp is fatting them all

I miss the Brit cards fan. He was a nice guy.

>pooston

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What happened to him?

Article 13

F

Don't know. Maybe forgot to get his baseball watching license?

Imagine talking shit about pooston but your team was 1 strike away from winning the world series. Twice. In back 2 back games. And you choked both

autistros is out in full force!

>autism is being able to remember one of the greatest post season collapses in the past 10 years

Top kek

houspie has been spotted!

RIP to that japanese guy

Do pooston fans think anyone that laughs at their team is a doyers fan?

>pie rats

>pierats!

Nice try merlens.

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Do you think Pedro Martinez could go to some kind of accent coach or would that be like a way too offensive, embarrassing thing to ask a guy to do?

Who can stop them?

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>Rays and Orioles on top
>Sox and Yankees on bottom
What the fuck kind of bizarro AL East is this

The calendar month of October

how did the Yankees strike out 18 times against the Tiggers lel

>be up 6-0 in the bottom of the 9th
>win 6-4

good to see the mest are in mid season form almost blowing degrom's win

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Would have been 6-1 if not for Mickey the retard

is he, dare i say, back?

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You can't convince me this isn't a conspiracy to give Diaz the chance to break the saves record.

I feel bad for the Marlels. They need to be moved to a city that actually appreciates them asap.

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anyone else watching the Astros/Rangers game?

this ump has a stick so far up his ass its unbelievable

The Rays are legit. The second wild card is between them and the A's.

>waaahhh

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For me, it's Yoan Moncada

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I'm not an astrosfag

Mikey out here playing 4d chess with the bullpen.

But where would they go? Nashville?

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It's literally the Marlins fault Miami doesn't appreciate them
>Win a World Series in 1997
>Firesale in 1998
>Win a World Series in 2003
>Firesale in 2005
>Trade Miggy in 2008
>Buy in for 2012 with a new stadium
>Firesale in 2012
>Give Giancarlo Stanton $325m to makeup for a firesale
>Firesale in 2017
3 terrible owners have killed Baseball in Miami

Smashville might be prime

We are barely into the season.

I went to the stadium 2 days ago. This is true. The culmination of all this basically results in a losing culture, this does not fare well for any franchise, regardless of the city.

Nashville or North Carolina desu

they were actually doing ok but after jose killed himself like a retard that was kind of the end of it

jeter is clueless, they might literally never recover

Forgot to mention, the stadium has never looked as empty as it has last season and the beginning of this one, which I know isn’t saying much but is also a symptom of this shit. Jeter pls save us

eventually, the Marlins will relocate and change their name and, a few more years down the road, an expansion team will move into their old ballpark but, unlike the repurposed Charlotte Hornets or Cleveland Browns, they will never be able to call themselves the Marlins because of the connotations

Excuse me, but sauce on this semen demon?

Fucking this. Don't victimblame the Marlins fans for how badly the franchise has fucked up time and time again.

>Carolina
>Deserving a professional team
This is the same place that makes their hockey team dance and do icecapades for the redneck fans.

*throws catfish*

FUCKING THIS

the reason for attendance being shitty is fucking 98 firesale. If they didnt do that then the city would have loved them

>/mlb/ - CAPITAL LETTERS edition

THey could've been saved if the 05 Sale didn't happen either. THey wouldn't be as beloved as say, the Heat are, but they would still be a team with healthy fanbase

youtube.com/watch?v=NkOtndaStzo

Reminder

The Marlins aren't moving. The Miami market is too important. They will move the Rays before they move the Marlins.

>tooslownohitwhinyfaggotexplodingcalvitzki

Anyone else find it funny that Loria chose a sale that wasn't the most profitable for him specifically to flick off the city

On one hand
>Demand for hundreds of millions from the city while lying about your profit margins
On the other hand
>Gary Sheffield demanding the Dodgers buy him a house and pay his taxes
What a stud

Are there any Detroit fans here? Like for real?

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nohs
feces
real

I don't think any post here

but in the early days they were higher than the heat at points. its so sad because people love baseball down here but they fucking choose mets and yankees bandwagoning

Texas Rangers are the only good guys

fucking subhumans

Baseball is Cubas most popular sport but the Marlins can't get fans in a Cuban city???

he still made like 1.8 billion on it. dude is a fucking sleezebag and deserves to go to hell

Tampa really cares less about their team than the marlins. no one really cares about the rays. Tampa is just a waitroom for heaven and rednecks

Remember that time they hired Ozzie Guillen

Giants @ Dodgers

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Based

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its not the fans fault you illiterate moron

Here!

>Watching the LA chokers play the SF tanks
Nope

What do you think of Gordon Beckham?

Where did I say it was the fault? Nice reading comprehension you got there

Look at this seething flyover

how'd gallie do?

My team clowned yours in the eries. Enjoy that L.

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2 walks and a run.

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hi!

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I'm so happy :D

Does MLB need to step in and do something about this franchise?

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PIE RATSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ALMIGHTY THIS BRAVES BULLPEN IS FUCKING TRASH. LITERALLY WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PISS MONEY AWAY ON DONALDSON WHEN YOU
>A. HAVE A PERFECTLY GOOD JOHAN CAMARGO
>B. THE DODGERS EXPOSED EVERY WEAKNESS IN YOUR LINEUP LAST NLDS

YOU'RE PLAYING A CUSB SQUAD WHO HAVE BEEN FUCKING UP SO HARD YOU HALF EXPECT THEM TO PEEL OFF THEIR JERSEYS AND REVEAL THEY'RE A TRIPLE AAA CLUB IMPERSONATING PROS FOR THE LULZ. ANTOPUOLOS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IS NAME IS A CHEAP JEW

YES I MAD

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BAJP BTFO

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Look at the score again

>scusbsbsb

Chadres post coming through

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His teams won tho

>Gubs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Based reverse psychology

Berds

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>CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS >CBUS

>CUSB
>METHINALS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>tards
>won

How long will Joe Maddon keep his job? Over/Under is set at Memorial Day.

>gubbies

ummm cusb??? lol

>yubs

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Maddon should make another pitching change.

>poooooston

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>gubbie wubbie

PIEEEEEEEEEEEEE RATSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>bases loaded 0 oits
>don't score

good guys win again

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>the reddit sox havent scired since sunday

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hmmmmmm

>CUBBIE

AHAHAHAHAH

NO OOH NO NONOONON PLS MAKE IT STOP HAHAHAHA

ANOTHER PITCHING CHANGE

YIKIES YIKIES YIKERS !!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAAH

PLEASE ENOUGH

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This is what chicago gets for electing a nigger dyke

>lastros

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>pissburgh
>won

>scuba

No Mariners until the double header on Friday. How will I cope?

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Shitcago Cuebs

>cubes

>cseubs

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Rejoice that you get to play the whos

fire maddon

What is the Cubs bullpen ERA?

Play your Nintendo

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Post yfw cubs bullpen

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Racism like that is not allowed on 4channel. Kindly get out.

>pastros

and poo darshit pitches tomorrow lmao

Didn't your bullpen also blow a late lead the other day?

I wouldn’t consider his incoming 2 innings and 39 era “pitching”

They always seem to do well against the M's in Chicago. At least I can go watch game 1 during lunch on Friday with coworkers.

I've played too many video games in my life. I'd rather work out, read the book I'm currently breezing through, paint something artistic or whatever.

The series goes to the Rags!
youtube.com/watch?v=LapFJxL0ujg
GG, Astros.

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ATHELETICS DABBING ON THE RED SHITS

Where does that Ron Kulpa game rank among the most poorly umpired games in the last decade?

if 1-9 digit, cubbies win

How are the Astros 2-5? I hate watching them, so I have no idea.

Scooby dooby doo
Cubs are starting poo
his ERA is twenty two
scuba dooba doo

where?

RANGERS WIN

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They cant string together hits to save their lives. Theyre hitting like .050 with risp.

laugh at us all you want, but chicago just elected our first female black lesbian mayor. eat shit!!

Come on Baezie!

If they are not also a muslim and/or trans then I don't care.

This makes me so happy.

>ASSLETICS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>schwarbage

>not a transgender
Shitcago can't even do progressivism right. disgusting

AL West is yet again the best division, how do we stop them bros?

KEK

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Yeah but its not something you can count on keeping up

>shitcongo elects a gay lesbian strong black women who don't need no man
>their teams are a combined 3-7
Is this Trump's America?

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They had the same problem last season in streaks. I know that that many great players won't be held down for long. I'll just hope for the longest cold streak ever.

are the rangers gonna be good? what a crazy start... thats nuts

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Cancel the cubs. What a pathetic shit can of a team. Complete under performing garbage. Has there ever been a team with more hyped up meme players that never come up clutch?

Relax, guys. The Cubs are only 4.0 games out of first.

LOL You stupid fags actually think we care about gay boreball? No one gives a shit here about spicswing. We're a Bears town and we're winning the Super Bowl next year so fuck off with your stupid bullshit. See our pro bowl caliber QB and see how much we give a shit about luckroids.

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He should have been fired after last season desu

They all came up clutch in 2016 though. They did what they needed to.

*hits upright*

For what? Was he the one who signed fuckheads like Darvish, Chatwood and Heyward

Yes it's the rags year

((´д｀))

>doink
>doink

This is such a terrible false flag

Literally no one in Chicago thinks Trub is good

Try again and at least put effort in next time...

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OH NOSIE

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*hits it again*

This whole Astros core has always been streaky. Wouldnt surprise me if they lose 10 more games straight. Wouldnt surprise me if they won 10.

Goes well with the dead bears after baseddelphia dabbed all over them.

(´＿｀)

welcome to the history of that team

fuck you shut up

Hey White Sox fans, how's Machado? LMAO never gets old. Go Cubbies!

i know we have a few posts to go, but can we politely move to the other thread without sperging out again?

DOINK

Canada.

stop

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Imagine just getting out of bed every day and being a Rangers fan.

seems pretty great desu

DOINK X2

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Imagine posting low quality bait for (you)s

(You)

new bread where

Right above you

someone make the REAL thread

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NEW / already in use:

based thread

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Based. Astros and their Lifelong "fans" since 2017 are quite annoying.

Jesus, the minor leagues here get much higher attendance. Hell, even my local college team can match the attendance in that picture