Los Angeles Angles @ Seattle Mariners Game Thread

games already started

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MARINERS!

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Let's go Mariners!

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>named Haniger
>hand-nigger
>literally a field hand
you cant make this stuff up

i only have enough coffee for 1 pot. its going to be a long night.

Gooooo memeiners

Why would you name your team after soaking meat in an acidic solution with some herbs?

they were actually named after the historic sea faring profession wherein a bunch of old crusty virgins sail the seas.

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You plan on drinking more than one entire pot of coffee in the next three hours? You're going to be wired.Isn' that a lot?

>6-1

we're bringing the trophy home, lads

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its just a french press so not a giant pot. i normally have 2 a night, i like the flavor.

hows everyone doing? im fasting right now so i can get some pancakes on friday.

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Doing great! Why pancakes? If I were fasting my first meal would be a nice steak or a really kick ass sandwich.

Lets go Ms

steak was last week. cmon gonzales \o/

m's offense sucks today its over

fuck, that's for reminding me I need to go eat dinner. I got some of that costco ramen.

>costco

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I'm betting that when you bought that ramen, you also set your stuff down and got a hot dog, slice of pizza or a chicken bake.

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VOGELBACH RUMBLES IN! That was a nice golf swing

UNLEASH THE VOGEYMAN

BIG MAN RUNNIN!

Last fall when I played softball with a bunch of seasoned players in a competitive league, I'm sure this was what they were saying when I got hits. I was just happy to get hits and I look like Vogey.

nah, I got the froyo

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/mariners/ game meetup when

Well the defence looks good tonight at least. Just need these bats to heat up

When the "Seattle freeze" thaws.

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Damn, Cahill is putting us down with ease.

>swinging at garbage
welp, its over boys.

>just googled "Seattle freeze"

is that real? damn I was thinking about going to Seattle next year

desu if you came to seattle i would catch a game and maybe see some of the touristy shit but stay out of the city. the outdoors scene here is top tier and thats what i would focus on

You should come. For real, I would meet up with any M's bros.
Sadly, the "Seattle Freeze" is a real thing. It's even worse with the proliferation of earbuds. It
feels nearly impossible to start a conversation with someone throughout the metro area. from Everett to Enumclaw, from Bellevue to Bremerton lots of people don't like to talk in person.

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yep. The city is filled with socially inept people. I know I'm a bit guilty of giving people the cold shoulder on the street at times. It's almost like it's a reflex. This year, the city was voted the worst place in America to find love for the second year in a row.

That said, if you go outside the city you are an hour away in every direction from thousands of hikes, parks, and outdoor activities. It's a great place. There are even some parts of the city that are redeeming too.

desu, I really hope "Seattle Freeze" isn't the name for the new NHL team. I feel like it's one of those safe sleeper names people will rally behind.

Good to know, thanks Ms bro

How much are beers at the game?

IIRC, the range is $11-$13.50 depending on the size, but I haven't bought a beer at safeco since last season.

Everything is pricey at safeco. A lot of it is good, but still pricey. Some people normally bar hop or hit up the international district to get food before the game and then top it off with a beer in the park.

If you plan on getting a dog to eat, get it on Occidental Ave North of the stadium. They let you bring them if you buy on the street along with unopened bottles of water. The hot dogs are superior on the street to inside the stadium.

when you come to seattle make sure you get breakfast at the maltby cafe.

That place is overrated. I live in Monroe and it's not worth New Zealand bro driving all the way out there just for that unless he plans on going on a hike along highway 2. 1st and Union in Snohomish is much better for breakfast. So is Stricker's Cafe in Lynnwood.

Finally, we've got something going!

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DEEEEE

Thanks bros, always good to get some local knowledge

i enjoy strickers a lot too as its closer than maltby to me, never been to 1st and union. ill have to give them a try.

CMON SMITH

Haniger please bring him home

1st and Union essentially gives you 1.5x the normal amount of food and it's all pretty good tasting.

do something, Mitch!

If you somehow end up in Edmonds, there's a place called the Channel Marker. It has the best tater tots I've ever eaten and I've eaten a lot. It's possibly the classiest dive/sports bar you'll ever go to since the whole town is fairly affluent. The sandwiches there are pretty great too.

HAMMERIN HANIGOAT

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HANIGER THE HANIGOAT

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THANK YOU HANIGER!! YOU MOTHER FUCKIER

LOVE YOU MITCH

the weight of the marine layer is finally clearing

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Fuck. Unlucky

inb4 16 innings

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pls don't Felix Marco guys

MARCO

Hope we give him the lead here, he could pitch a complete game.

dipoto would never allow a complete game. he hates fun

Would Servais though?

HEALY HOT CORNER

great fucking play

MARCO MADNESS

Come on M's, don't let Marco's performance go to waste.

SCORE SOME GODDAMN RUNS

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MARCO
A
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C
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VOGELBACKBACKBACKBACKBACK

VOGELGOAT

MOTHERFUCKIN VOGELBACH
THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED

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VOGELBOMB!! FUCK YES

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VOGELBOMB

GET THE FUCK IN

In awe at the size of that DH

holy shit he is strong

GIVE US MARCO

LETS GO MARCO

theres one!

not even a chance

Agree with the outside pitches to Trout.

Lets get a DP

FUCK

FUCK

god dammit beckham

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Can't blame Beckham for not making a diving play. blame Marco for hanging that pitch.

dubs and poopholes grounds into game ending double play

retire already pooholes

GOT EM

1 MORE OUT

LETS GOOOOOO

fuck

Would've been great to see Marco finish things up, but a win's a win.

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>7-1

THANK YOU BASED MARCO!! GO MARINERS

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GG

MARINERS WIN

WE 7-1 NOW

MARCO 3-0 NOW

LETS GOOOOOOOO

FUCK YEAH DEEEFENSE

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>oh, wow!

7 TO FUCKING 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gg mariners