Sharks @ Canucks

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YES! Shorthouse is back!

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Nothing good will happen tonight.

>wang

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But user, don't you like Randorf or that other guy who is turboshit?

even if hughes somehows score a hatty?

i knew the dusters were going to light it up tonight

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>shorsk
>'Murican goaltending

me with the hat

are those refs retarded? either stop them or get out of the way

>pearson on a 35 goal pace since joining the nucks

Thanks Penguins

>anthems should not be televised
>if they are, they should be done at immediately 7:01 and puck drop right afterwards
>no game should start later than 7:05
prove me wrong, you literally can't

pearson - spooner - leivo line when?

the team should be made entirely of new acquisitions, spending too much time in vancouver is detrimental

>trade petterson

>Thornton going to pass Yzerman in assists
Based

evander KANG

helo dear bros

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hlw

This thread needs more american flags tbdesu

i see you're on a downward trend lad, allow us to help fix that

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H-Hello there

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nah its ok

>ref has >mick written on his sleeve
bit racist no?

is this a willie d game?

who scored

Don't remind them of the 2011 WCF. You might trigger them.

don't worry shannon will tell you later

*rips a supersonic slapper in your path*

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Thorton most overrated player in history.

Tanner "lol @ Pongs" Pearson and Kevin "Straigh to" Labanc

The two most overrated players play for Toronto tho...

o darn

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED

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poor demko is gonna get btfo

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>needing refpuck to beat the canucks
YIKES

#loseforhughes
or
#crappoforkaapo
???

BASED >shorks

WE 25 SEED NOW

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Great job. You jinxed it.

Thank you for getting >us closer to a top 5 pick :)

I DO IT FOR THE DRUGS

#BlowOutForByram

that doesn't rhyme you turd

Hey man we saw you do the anthems on autism night. You did great out there. We're all proud of you representing /hoc/ on the big stage

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#blowin4bowen

#kaapoforkakko

were you excited to fistbump brocky before last game? they showed it on tv.

BASED

yo man i saw you on tv! you were great

close, but it's pronounced bah-uu-wen

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Is this moot?

>me
>white

You need to brush up on your /hoc/ memes son

I've bumped more than firsts with that twink

lel you probably have actually

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>jones is the only shorks goalie to have four straight 30 win seasons
wtf really? i would've guessed nabokov did it. that guy played like 70 games a season

>nabokov is like 45 now
feels old man

That's actually me. Thank you btw. I did as best I can.

Well, he did play for the >shorks

>shorks

nabakov did double duty with toskala for quite awhile

>finnish goaltending

Marie Hui. she is qt and sings really good

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>when the team is good they're shit at garyouts
>when the team is bad they're good at garyouts

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HOLY wonton K****** LOOKS like **THAT**???

good logo taste

anything happen that you guys want webms' of? I was watching the Oilers game but my teams getting cleansed so I'm gonna watch petterson and co.

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>toskala
>binnish goaltending
youtube.com/watch?v=meFICJYORvA

sorry my 27 year old boomer friend, but we suck so nothing exciting atm

that's just what happens when you play in toronto, him and nabakov were probably the best goaltending duo of the modern era

ok. ill have it going incase any big hits happen

cameron time

>that mac goal
wew

>teds

she is probably so sad her laffs are failing.

>laffs

i thought she was some baseball broad they brought in for whatever reason even though she doesn't know anything about hockey

>He actually thought that Pooliot would be good this season

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if jack is supposed to be the "good" hughes bro and we can already see how good quinn is, id gladly take jack over kakko.

do we have the most "this guy is supposed to be good but he's actually dogshit" players? seems like it

remember the start of his career here last season? he played like a god, what the fuck is his problem now

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only pooliot, i think

Probably something similar to what happened to Sundin when he came.

not even the same, Sundin was about 35 and ready to retire. and even then he still put up 28 points in half a season

i really hope >our blueline isnt so shit next season that some guy who was demoted to the ahl years ago is not only able to step in, but be a noticeable upgrade.

fugg aside from woo, we don't really have any high grade prospects coming in. we just have to hope everyone gits gud over the summer or it's just going to be a repeat of this season + quinn hughes adding a few assists

>He actually thought that Pooliot would be good this season

Try to conceive how that guy can be that stupid and literally get paid for his hockey opinions

im still hoping boomer bo can get up to 30

it's another sleepy 2nd period episode

>tfw you'll never get paid to shitpost irl

Do it for the love, bro

I wanna believe too desu

what the fuk

>boeser is kill
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

nvm he's fine

FUCK

>those Mestizos in shorks jerseys

lel

thinking about the big based burly burger brocket blasting big blueline bardown bomb bullets

pooperplay

idk man that's some pretty awful reffing but whatever

at least >we dont have a lead going into the 3rd to blow

its his last game, give him a break

whomst

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Lonnie Cameron

>mild out
>chiraq out
BASED

>54 years old
hmmm

as an oilers fan, you're welcome

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sad game so far boys

imagine when pettersson is done with his rocky4 training montage over the summer

Haley is kill. Press F

Drago?

Evander Kang

>Kane once again being a black African negro

What did Kane just say? I didn't quite hear it.

How does he block a shot from PetterGOD but not from Pearson?

"Mup da doo didda po mo dub ho cof bin muhfugen bix nood"

wtf it was in

INTENT TO BLOW

Oh no doubt thats a geno

Meme goal

i think his glove was on it tbqh

MVP

MVP

THANK YOU BASED PONGS

Based cinnamon raisin bagel

We just witnessed history.

Refpuck in our favour.

>actually getting a call vs the shorks

What memery is this

Now I really want a bagel

Excuse me but... HOW WAS THAT A GOAL!??

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those are my favourite

do >we seriously have the most loser points this year? fuck

Puck went in the net

A win tonight damages >our lottery seed

Every reason for Toronto to "help"

NOOOOOOOO STOP GETTING THESE GARY POINTS AND JUST LOSE THE GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I wonder how many of those would've been W's if >we'd started without Plugbranson and >ragszotto

GARYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

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HOLY BASED

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STUFF'S HAPPENING

fuck i thought >we would lose these last 3 games

FUCK OFF AND LOSE

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LMAO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHO CARES IF >WE'RE FUCKING OURSELVES, THAT WAS HILARIOUS

NO GRANNY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE PENALTIES AND TANK

This is gonna be a gary manlet miniout

lol that shocked reaction from the crowd, and then everyone started clapping

Imagine literally losing to a team of scrappy blue-collar players and two elite rookies

First round exit confirmed

lmao >shorks

BASED RICHMOND DEFENSE

NOOOOOOOOOO OUR TANK

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LM
F
AO

>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS

STTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP WINNNING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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he literally could not have scored that goal from farther away unless he was getting a hot dog

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>tfw there's no way Edmonton's passing >us now

Goddamnit

Sometimes you just gotta slap the shorks around I guess

Well then.. RIP

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fuck >our tank

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gg shorkies
good luck in those ploffs

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was that a fucking jew on the bench what the fuck lol

What is >our team celebrating? >shorks embarrassment day?

ooh I almost forgot
>IT WAS 2-1