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>WDC Standings V. Bottas 44 L. Hamilton 43 M. Verstappen 27 C. Leclerc 26 S. Vettel 22
>WCC Standings Mercedes 87 Ferrari 48 Red Bull 31 Alfa Romeo 10 Haas 8 McLel 8
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 158 (160 entries)
>Hund status: Ze Ferrari is better on every aspect
>News: Mick fast in Ferrari on superdecaultrasofts Ricciardo still still figuring out the Renault Alonslow still can't fuck off Rain again in five Rakesh still masturbating to Lewis
Australia I don't dig this thread bullying and I notice you do it alot. The other thread had like 3 words of shitpost in the news, but other than that it was fine. Why can't we all just get along.
Reminder to report trolling, and to never talk about the poster. This will be my only post.
Lincoln Murphy
@91845317 Looking forward to you making a line in the news.
Ian Martin
NASCAR is so boring this year I can't even stand to watch it ironically to kill time anymore
>bigger spoiler and flared guards etc added in an attempt to increase drafting >cars now have much more downforce and create much more dirty air >literally F1 aero problem now >lolnopassing procession
Samuel Flores
>posting non FORMULA ONE motorsports in my FORMULA ONE general
Yikes...
Jonathan Butler
Do they still do the stage race thing or did that get dropped?
Jose Hall
what if they add mosr silindars
Angel Johnson
Yerp.
Carson Rogers
*yerp they still have it.
Jayden Jenkins
this is the thread
Luis Sanchez
This isn't the thread.
Cooper Perry
Can anyone recommend a good proxy that works on 4channel?
Oliver Miller
this but unironically I need a good one for /int/ shitposting
>Dallara finished last in the series but was driven by the Dutch lad who won that Asian F3 series Ticktum entered during his free time
There were a tonne of regular Dallara GP2/08 entered in a lower tier of BOSS GP. Appears the Evo in his car meant they just slapped a fuck off Judd V10 in the back of it
I've been following him since he was dominating GP2. He's good.
Jaxson King
would that really be the better storyline for Liberty to orchestrate than Seb tying Lewis and cementing his legacy and bringing Ferrari a championship, especially considering quick Mick is right around the corner with a similar backstory to Charles (young dude at Ferrari + personal tragedy)
Michael Bailey
>reading comprehension So have I. And I didn't say he wasn't good.
Anthony Moore
Then stop acting like a bitch and acting like bandwagoning is just the natural order of F1 casuals.
Dominic Perry
Kiwibro, which Hamilton 400 did you go to?
Austin Sanchez
how williams is better than torro rosso? and even in damaged kubica's car?
Logan Flores
>casuals don't bandwagon.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Jordan Martinez
It's testing. They're not all trying to do the fast lap possible, nor does the car even need to be within the tech regulations.
Kevin Fisher
tyres also a factor. iirc Mick was the only one to use the softest C5, that helps explain why he was second in timing (for reference, i believe Max set his fastest time on the C3)
Chase Watson
Kblyat did a separate test that tested new compounds
Colton Anderson
Is /f1/ the official general of sharing your wife with a black man?
>As long as I have the power to do it and I feel competitive [I will continue]. Maybe one day I jump in a Formula 1 car and there is one guy with the same car that is quicker than me. Or I jump in another car and one guy is quicker than me with the same car. As far as I know it’s never happened so far so I will keep still driving HOLY FUCK WHAT A DELUSIONAL CUNT LMAO racefans.net/2019/04/03/alonso-i-will-keep-racing-until-i-face-someone-quicker-than-me/
Thomas Diaz
Hard to face anyone when you're always tonguing your own asshole
what is it with McLaren drivers and "sabbaticals"?
it really a bad sign when you become a McLaren driver. When you're young you get 2 seasons and spend the rest of your career in small teams or out of F1. When you're an older driver you end up taking an eternal sabbatical.
Carson Barnes
>username screams American >knows nothing about F1 >Leclerc as flair already all checks out
Jacob Brooks
Alfa Memeo is the best looking car on the grid
Austin Rogers
>tfw the girl you like removes her normiebook relationship status after 3 years, then a week later sets it to single
Looks like false hope is back on the menu, boys :DDD I look forward to it slowly destroying me.
Confidence. It is all about confidence. Walk with your dick first, have an iron-sight. Simple as that. I have literally gotten laid using the will smith line ”girl you’re so fine I wanna plant you and grow a whole field of ya’ll”. Confidence.
Landon King
how about doing something like asking about her favourite Formula car rather than being an incel who sits on Yea Forums trolling a formula thread day in day out while lamenting how hard it is when muh oneitis ignores me
Nathan Robinson
The internet was a mistake.
Nolan Smith
It wouldn't have been if people would have realised early on how fucking stupid an upvote system without true anonymity is.
Aiden Murphy
Supercars bro when you do the schedule remember to tell erryone DST finishes Sunday morning and east coast goes back to same time in alll states.
Nicholas Ortiz
Yeah I've considered that.
Jackson Howard
What drives some moron to ask such a simple question FUCKING BASIC question that is answered annoyingly every fucking week on F1 race broadcasts? He could've just googled it even as it is so incredibly easy to find an answer, I can't understand it.
Jaxon Green
>the weirdness of Ceduna being 30 minutes ahead of brisbane despite located 2000km west is over again aw
Adrian Parker
Hello fellow F1 followers! I am the new fan and as you can see I like your favourite driver. My interest in your sport is something positive, so please give me an upvote for my comment.
Jacob Miller
You'd be surprised what people ask online instead of just googling britbro
>When you're young you get 2 seasons Kmag and checo probably wished they got another go
Carson Anderson
old man Button needed his way higher salary for scoring slightly more points by being the #1 driver
Andrew Morris
death to mana, carrie and jessica ciabatta. life to tabi.
Henry James
>jessica ciabatta WAGlad is having a stroke this very moment
Caleb Bennett
>tfw I unironically sent an email saying "it's not particularly long but I hope it's what you need" to the girl at work yesterday
Thank christ in not in today
Adam Parker
kek, yesterday I switched off the light in the toilet while someone was having a dump, you should be all right
Elijah Green
based.
Bentley Scott
(Lionel Messi) CircumsisedCunt - 12 points 10 minutes ago - What's a penalty and how does it help football players?
Mason Price
The problem is that I did that as well on Monday. Me and my dad are usually the last to leave the building so we go to the top floor and switch off all the lights coming down. The women's toilets weren't empty...
Charles Edwards
>Thank christ I'm not in today
Sounds like she wouldn't notice anyway ayyyyyyyyyyylmao
Nicholas Wright
What did you send her to say that? A video?
Matthew Foster
(BeckyLynch) CuntSmasherXXX - 7 points 5 minutes ago - What happens if someone uses a weapon in a No DQ match?
William Richardson
Will the friendly workplace Tabi clone steal WAGlad's heart?
David Flores
A very sappy reference that she can give to her college saying that she works well within the team.
Hunter Ramirez
(Conor McGregor) IRISHPride1/64th - 4 points 10 minutes ago - What is an knock out and how does it help a fighter?
Jonathan Howard
GET IN THERE
Nathan Gray
lel, all the colleagues who are in my age group just went eating without asking me while walking past the room I am working in I feel like Heidfeld at Lotus during mid 2011
Isaiah Jenkins
:(
William Smith
I am very worried that le cleric will get a penalty for replacing part of his mgu thingy in China.
Brandon Sullivan
unlucky mate. you should pinch their stationery.
Nicholas White
He won't because it would be taken from the allowed pool of 3 engine parts, besides it was a cylinder that failed and they are gonna run it in FP1 to analyse if it's possible to use until Canada
Matthew Rodriguez
you work with wagdad? what does he do?
Landon Smith
Why don't they just have 25 races at the same track the whole season to save travel costs?
Who cares, are you there to get paid or to get friends?
Adrian Martinez
>Formula One is now more a show and a business than a sport Well that's what you get when muricans are in charge. Your whole life becomes one big commercial
Parker Perry
I can't go eating alone because how would that look like? That means I have to eat shit bread instead.
Monaco has ZERO on track overtaking, and I will fix it with Bernie so that it rains during Baku leading to a safety car start, a red flag at 10 laps under the safety car, and then another safety car start after 45 minutes followed by another red flag 5 laps later, then not starting again at all.
Evan Ross
an elderly woman let me go in front of her at Aldi because I was buying 2 rustlers knock offs and she had a full trolly, quite nice of her.
Benjamin Gomez
Barcelona, Monaco and Montreal are poopoo tracks so there is a big change
Personally I like Montreal, Spain is quite good too, a shame we have good races early, it drags casuals in.
Michael Harris
I meant in terms of racing
Josiah Price
Melbourne, Monaco, Hungary, France, Russia
NOW that would be a good start to a season, weed the casuals out early.
Carter James
>>Baku >>Borefest Baku is hit or miss (fuck off Germany). One of the 3 races was less interesting than watching paint dry.
Colton Ramirez
Almost perfect but Hungary delivers from time to time. Put Yas Marina there.
Lincoln Wood
It's hard to overtake on though and Ricciardo has a shit car so can't do his meme overtakes.
Nicholas Rogers
That was only the first. Everyone was cautious and such, now everybody is desperate because the who know what meme shit will happen factor. Even Massa nearly won the second if that fucking damper would not shit itself
Kayden Edwards
Will they come up with new memes for Shanghai or will they run the basic car until Spain? By the way it seems like the Alfa is quite good at using and managing C3 and lower, but C2 and C1 are not as good for it.
Alfa don't have the cash to upgrade before spain I don't think.
Zachary Rodriguez
Alfa upped their investment tgough so I am hoping they bring out some incidente to Shanghai
Cooper Fisher
Last year wouldve been crap if not for Mr. Safety Car.
Eli Thomas
Monaco has a strict schedule though so make it Race #5
Logan Gutierrez
You now remember Baku '16, an absolute classic race.
Jason Sanders
>haha, what a meme incidente car, gimi on podium multiple times xDDDDDDD resta is newey-tier btw >slower than dallara-diy-car and mclel, barely faster than toro rosso, only few tenths in front of modified 2018 force israel
delusion was and is still strong
Grayson Walker
like that of my uncle in his 40s while i'm in my late 20s but i can live with it because my life is pretty okay desu
Henry Johnson
Baku is the main reason why they introduced wider cars.
Jason Ortiz
Did they even race with c1 and c2?
Leo Gutierrez
Why do you keep posting in this general? You don't like the sport, you don't like any of the drivers and you hate the teams. Why do you force yourself to make these stupid "hurrdurr look guys I'm a jaded oldfag" posts all the time?
Dominic Jenkins
They had C2s on in Bahrain for second stint.
Jack Watson
Fuck, I didnt even looked the compound they were using
Parker Martinez
He's a fag
Noah Garcia
>williams have a higher finishing rate than renault so far this season OH NO NO NO NO.
Lucas Torres
>baku >baku night race >baku dawn race >baku day-night race >baku bakuwards Literally cannot be better than that.
Was it on purpose though? Ricciardo benefited from the same strategy as Vettel and Max was seen as RB's favoured driver by that time. Btw has there been any other race in the turbo hybrid era where the overcut actually worked other than this?
Xavier Cruz
*bzzzz*MARTIN, MARTIN, THE CROWN PRINCE IS ON THE GRID, TRY TO CATCH HIM FOR AN INTERVIEW*bzzzz*
Dominic Price
Literally no one has ever muttered those words or entertained it as a thought you fucking retard, he didn't even deserve 1 championship let alone that many.
Matthew Scott
I unironically think there's only one driver better than Alonso. >Spoiler: That's not the right one
All races should be in back-to-back weekends. I hate long breaks from f1
Logan White
>Imagine all the weekends with Race-thread bros spamming the general
Lucas Clark
Did Martin finally find his CP?
Liam Kelly
Off-season would be gloriously long though.
I miss the off-season.
Ryan Russell
He needs to talk to Hulk first to get a glimpse of the CP
David Anderson
nonces OUT
Adam Reed
THIS EVENING on nonce watch, we tail a man at the heart of his sport, a dedicated athlete worth upwards of $100 million, we will snare him with our decoy Crown Prince.
when people look at Hamilton, they will say he isn't as great because Rosberg beat him when people look at Rosberg, they will say he was great because he beat Hamilton
I love how Hamilton was talking about Lecleair if He were literally better than him: >"Uh, don't worry kiddo, don't cry anymore, you will win for sure, ya are made for winning". >"But, I'm not actually crying, It's just happened cuz this is racing." >"Yeah, the pain is over boy."
Reminder that just 25 laps before he was fucking choking with soft tyres and babycrying on the radio, he just cucked Vettee again and he was doing slower gaps than Leclerc
Luke Kelly
>More flat-chested to be a girl, more chances to lika a flat and gorgeous belly. Seems fair to me
Jacob Phillips
Hamilton does retarded things in front of the camera, he desperately needs adoration. Hamilton is the type of person who would shrivel up into a husk if he didn't get his fix from public adoration. He literally has nothing in his life except F1 and his mouthbreathing fanbase.
Imagine being Kimi in that interview and having to be all like “damn, Martin Brundle, you fuckin’ interesting, all clever with your knowing questions and utter lack of Grand Prix wins. I would totally talk to you, both as a driver and a person.” when all he really wants to do is sleep in his bed in the motorhome. Like seriously imagine having to be Kimi and not only sit in that chair while Martin Brundle splutters his spit on the tablet in front of you, the favourable make-up barely concealing his warts and worn skin, and just sit there, question after question, minute after minute, while he perfected that nostalgic talk. Not only having to tolerate his abysmal fucking stupidity but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him that he’s STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MARTIN BRUNDLE KNOWS THAT?? because they’re not the ones who have to sit there and watch his dead fucking brain contort into lines of oblivious thoughts you didn’t even know existed before that day. You’ve been saying nothing but a healthy dose of monosyllabic sentences, yes/no answers and later one verb sentences for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the countryside in Finland. You’ve never ever seen anything this fucking appalling before, and now you swear you can see the froth that’s coming out of his mouth as he mentions Lewis Hamilton admiringly at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his “thought-provoking (for that’s what he calls himself)” expertise, the expertise he worked so hard for with idiot pundits in the previous years. And then the producer calls for another take, and you know you could ignore every single person in this room before Pinkham could catch up to you, but you sit there and endure, because you’re fuckin Kimi. You’re not going to endure Minttu’s mediatically conscious pouting over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
If Hammy was in the Rari he'd be 3 tenths up and 30 seconds down the road on LeZoomer
Gabriel Sullivan
Imagine having the kind of anti-normie charisma that Kimi has, the kind that makes reporters and interviewers make fools of theirselves already by even talking to him.
He’ll be in F1 as long as he keeps getting his huge checks
Levi Collins
>Merc, 87pts >Ferr, 48pts
Reminder that Mercedes is the underdog.
Robert Edwards
Ferrari would be closer if it wasn’t for Vettel and Ferrari’s reliability problems.
Elijah Campbell
>Racing Point Couldn't they come up with any other name
Alexander Johnson
Imagine being the son of a Legendary F1 driver and you know you will never be that good but people expect you to be
Angel Long
I think they tried to buy the name of some old dead team (Brabham?), but it fell through and now they're pretending they always intended to have a shit name.
Haha imagine sitting in the cockpit waiting for the mechanics to be done prepping the car for your next run and Ruth comes next to you with a graph on tyre degradation and while she explains it to you she puts her hand on your crotch and begins rubbing your dick through the fabric of the racesuit and everyone else is oblivious to this because they can't see you panting through the helmet as she strokes so hard your precum wets your pants and makes the cloth slide more and more easily around your shaft until she just lays her hand on it and you orgasm in the middle of a room filled with 30+ people before Ruth gets up with a smile and says "see you later", wouldn't that be weird haha?
Why did Renault give the black color to Ricciardo and the rookie Yellow to Hulk even though he's been here the longest? Does Renault even care about Hulkenberg anymore?
Dylan Cox
haha yeah *unzips the d*
Nicholas Rodriguez
Imagine a scenario where you are at the young drivers test. You are sitting alone in your room in the motorhome, going through data from your laps earlier in the day. Suddenly Ruth knocks on the door and walks in, wanting to talk to you about your tyre degradation. She has some documents she wants to show you. She makes note of how small the room is, and asks if it's ok to sit on your lap. "Still sweaty from the driving, sweetheart?", Ruth asks, while unbuttoning her Alfa Romeo shirt.
What is she up to this season? Is she allowed o run at least F4?
Mason King
kino snow race with special tires when?
Jaxon Gutierrez
The point is to attract people who aren't fans. It's retarded and will produce nothing but cringe, but it makes sense why they wouldn't ask fans about this.
I wanna put her in a mating press, have the tip of my dick kiss her cervix and blast my potent black seed deep into her immature womb all while shoving my tongue down her throat with her head in my hands.
I was wondering about that too, kek. Though tbf the renault is probably the only car where both cam colors match the car
Samuel Bailey
Valteri it's James, we need you to give your seat to George do you copy?
Charles Jackson
hilarious and original joke by new zealand! everyone give him a round of applause!
Andrew Reyes
I don't get it
Gavin Flores
Juju is gonna unironically win a WDC and i'm glad to see it in this timeline
Jose Howard
>tfw I don't know if I should side with America or NZ, because I'm no longer sure which one is more likely to shoot me
Josiah Green
>tfw no matter their performance level a Japanese driver is always liked
Adam Ward
I'm fully behind Chloe.
Landon Flores
No one has responded all year to the weakest american gimmick ever seen, now's not the time to start.
Brody Hall
I was mistakenly and embarrassingly under the impression that you knew the language or were able to recollect it right away. Didn't consider it'd require effort for you to provide the tranlation again. I apologize.
Josiah Bennett
Tell me guys: is Mick really quick now? Is he actually good? Or is he just a meme?
Cameron Allen
They don't call him quickie Mickie for no reason
Jeremiah Phillips
It's alright. I told you to look in the archives and when I looked I couldn't find it so it was a stupid thing to tell you to do. I apologise.
John Torres
>Or is he just a meme?
You can't trick quick Mick, he's too slick.
Wyatt Robinson
TIL: Kimi almost entered into the Vegas death race back when he was out of F1 in 2011
The IndyCar finale race in 2011 that wound up being the blunder of the fucking century. Fortunately Dan Wheldon was the only driver killed, could have been worse.
Someone had the genius idea to offer a massive purse to any outside driver that could win the race. Which was fun, except the track was the Las Vegas oval, which is way too high banked and high speed to have ten more cars than usual racing it.
Kayden Cook
No one from F1/NASCAR/sportscars etc actually wound up entering, they all either had issues with rides or thought it was too dangerous, so the concept was a bust. Instead there was just a huge field of inexperienced drivers racing in close quarters, which was just begging for a gigantic wreck, which was exactly what happened.
The whole Indy organization was shuffled after this, lot of people let go/fired, they designed a new, safer car, and never went back to the track again. Kind of the turning point for open wheel racing here.
>had my first french lesson today >tutor is belgian grill >she just got done with practice and was all sweaty SSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>Be on high school basketball team >Had to use the girls hockey team locker room cause visiting team or something >One of the hockey chicks left a pair of used underwear >All of the guys on the team smelled them >smelled like pussy and sweat >mfw
so whats the problem with zandvoort guys? why isnt it grade 1 exactly? is it the armco barriers? pipe down abo, humans are trying to have a conversation
Not enough seating capacity I guess. There is just 2 grandstands. There is also those old times banked turns that probably fucks a lot with modern F1 cars aero.
Charles Butler
jej
Noah Morgan
ah i see
Andrew Edwards
drover her home too lads >her sweaty legs were on my seat
Why isn’t the calendar split into locations? Asia/Pacific, Europe, Americas. Would be a cool run to the end of the year. Singapore, Sazuka then Australia.
Lincoln Roberts
I have been wondering the same thing because such an arrangement also would reduce travel and logistics costs.
You don't really want to over-saturate a particular region all at once. Also hemispheres, F1 is very much a summer series and they try to keep the temps across where they race consistent.
Noah Howard
If they do that, they'll do a "Champion of Asian" etc gimmick, I guarantee it.
Charles Young
Canada is always the odd one out. They cannot do it during the normal Americas leg due to possibility of snow. Really they can only do it during the NH summer, which covers basically all of the European leg. And the hop from Europe is far better than doing it earlier during the opening leg or just before the Asian leg.
Jeremiah Stewart
checked. big brain post right here
John Walker
So that big teams wouldn't develop at a way quicker pace Barcelona is so significant because most of the teams can deliver new parts into the track via trucks while Asian and N/S American races requires months of planning just to ship parts
Oliver Bennett
F1 in snow would be undeniably kino
Kevin Mitchell
Pirelli is too incompetent to allow that
Jason Green
Stupid question: Formula 1, but an endurance race?
>ran out of fuel on lap 80 >not allowed to refuel what do? Joke aside I would take LMP1 sprint race.
Chase Mitchell
Huh. The prices on a drive day in F1 cars seems to have tapered off a little... you can get 3 laps in a Jag R2 with the original engine at Catalunya, with two 15-20min warmup sessions in an FR2.0, for 3750eur now.
That's actually not that horrific... there was fuck all around involving an F1 car for less than $10,000AUD only a couple of years ago.
Nicholas Smith
Best to get your moneys worth and crash it on purpose on the last lap.
Michael Russell
Lol I suspect that wouldn't help the prices for the next guy.
When I did the Mugello day in the 488, I'd initially booked a handful of laps in the Fazza and then a short session in one of Puresport's F3 cars, but changed my mind because I didn't want to run the risk of binning it solo and paying up without seeing how they ran their operations first - which by the by, I'd have no problems booking next time, they're pretty cool - but I did ask, around the time I was flicking back and forth, how many people had had to pay up for damage and they said basically zero to date, including the Arrows they have on drive.
Wonder how many cars this lot have had binned.
Gabriel Murphy
For what it's worth - I know there was an user asking about open wheel drives a few weeks back - this mob, LRS Formula, also do two 15-20min sessions in a Formula Renault 2.0 car at Barcelona for 699eur or Magny Cours for 609.
That's actually not badly priced in the scheme of things.
Justin Gonzalez
>There is another note which says "Latifi - Kubica", which noted Nicholas Latifi's impressive victory in the first Formula 2 race of the year and the fact that he is the Williams reserve driver - and the reality that Robert Kubica may need to up his game saward is an even bigger idiot than i thought. latifi doesn't have a super licence.
Joseph Jones
>LMP1 Pre-TWL would be ok. IMSA would be much more kino atm.
Joe's Award always falls to drivers that spend too much time in GP2/FKino nothing new really
Carson Nguyen
sergey please.you couldn't even beat lance stroll.
Cameron Watson
forget the bit about koobitza, if he thinks latifi winning first race of his 6th season on f2 level (4th full one), race all about tyre management and lapping 10s/lap slower than possible, is impressive then... yeah, liuzzi GOOD, mallya BAD, ocon GOOD, kubica BAD
Jacob Ramirez
So Merc are testing their Formula mEme car. Any bets how much underdogging they can get away with in a series that's basically spec?
yeah, Monteiro has a podium and Hulk doesn't if both were in the same car in their prime I wouldn't be surprised if Hulk would be over a second a lap quicker nice fair sport
Jose Cooper
Go on, someone shop Toto onto the doctor and ROBOTTAS onto the guy in scrubs
Gabriel Cooper
All he has done is expose (You)
Aiden Morgan
>Double pregnancy
So she has two vag?
Dylan Brown
prost was and always will be better than senna
Angel Price
>black seed theres no such thing as black sperm lol
There's a timeline when Senna is still alive and he just complans every shit FIA does >Muh shitty old era cars >Muh shitty futuristic era cars >Berni was good, even with hybrid >Alonso, he's not that cunt as me >Prost robbed me >I'M BETTER THAN EVERYBODY And then those British and Brazilian faggots keeping idolatring this man.
Jackson Howard
Enjoy a nice premium lager with this new thread
Connor Garcia
Don't blame me I count Schumacher as the GOAT of all time
Adrian Price
no one cares lol 0 replies haaha go back to r/whatever to try to brag there
