/hoc/

It was in tbqh

shall

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Why does this fag follow me

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tracer

Me too, I don’t get it

Downloaded the game but the ingame texture update is fucking sloooow

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>ruins

Ted needing all the help he can get

ded thread
ded sport

If the "Ted Collective" actually takes off I'm gonna kill myself laughing.

shit guys i was posting in the other thread without realizing it was a relocanes faggot that made it
how can i absolve my sins

>McBackup watching from the away team bench seeing the leafs lose with their replacement
Absolute hockey kino.

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>Varlarmov

Just fucking trade him already and use Grubauer as #1.
Francouz is best goalie in AHL anyways so he can be avs no 2.

Edmonton please beat the avalanches

Say 10 >rags

reposting because no one told me there was a new thread

>just now seeing the highlights
>both of sparks' allowed goals were from behind the goal line

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ted one reporting in calling all teds

>fifty-eight

You’re going to have to suck all our cocks

Look at this fucking bender

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I’m the real ted

fuck hockey
fuck trump
fuck nonwhites
and fuck /hoc/

sorry to get your hopes up, ted

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montreal's about to beat the lgbtning lad

we're all over here, lads:

No I'm the real ted

no, we aren't

this post will age well

damn i just realize weal's name isn't spelled "wheel", pretty disappointed right now not gonna lie

we’re still in charge of our own destiny you shitposting mouth breathing retards. relocanes and frogs are losing there game so we’re still in wc1

keep shitposting though you fags

is ted going to threaten to kill himself like last years ploffs?

Anyone has a happy habs frog for these trying times?

>rags>rags
>rags>rags
>rags>rags
>rags>rags
>rags>rags
>rags >rags

Hopefully he just does it so you dumb cunts will stop talking about him

Of course

Ted is done for. Will Tampa close out the Habs or let them coast in?

having a heart attack here lads

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I WAS BOOORN
A BELIEVER
PLAYED THE FOOL
LONELY DREAMER
LEFT TO CHOOSE
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE LOVE IS
THERE'S A PROMISE UNDONE
SOMEONE'S CRYING
IN A ROOM
ALL ALONE

SHADOWS FALL
AFTER THE HURT IS GONE
THROUGH IT ALL
WE LOVE AND WE LOSE

WHERE IS THE ONE
SOMEONE WHO'S HAPPY (HAPPY TO GIVE)
HAPPY TO BE, WITH YOU
IT'S WHERE YOU BELONG, WITH SOMEONE WHO'S HAPPY
(HAPPY TO GIVE) HAPPY TO GIVE YOU LOVE!

A SONG FOR THE SINGER
ONE BOOK OF DREAMS
TAKE THIS HEARTACHE AWAY FROM ME
A PAGE IN A STORY, ROMANCE UNTOLD
SHARING SECRETS
THAT WE CALL
OUR OWN

SHADOWS FALL
AFTER THE HURT IS GONE
THROUGH IT ALL
WE LOVE AND WE LOSE

WHERE IS THE ONE
SOMEONE WHO'S HAPPY (HAPPY TO GIVE)
HAPPY TO BE, WITH YOU
IT'S WHERE YOU BELONG, WITH SOMEONE WHO'S HAPPY
(HAPPY TO GIVE) HAPPY TO GIVE YOU LOVE!

shall be having gabagool for a snack lads

>kempny is out for the playoffs
repeat on suicide watch

wild pls, i don't want more shit playoffs.

Tampa owes us a big solid for giving us fucking shitter Drouin in exchange for a top pairing prospect D-man.

Shall be

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Tampa likes to play like shit for 50 minutes and then remember how to play hockey.

should never have traded for drouin, he makes me so fucking angry

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gotta have >muh quebecois

cheers m8

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anyone ever notice how its hard to go go number 1 when your peepee is stiffy?

Only what, four more years on his deal?

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wear nose plugs

THIS FUCKING WOP

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT
MY BOY ARTUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIII

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!

CUTEKANIEMI!!!!!

TED GOT DABBED ON
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

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holy based habitantes

It's my birthday this year lads

reddit

stay absolutely mad and seething

thats a bad challenge coop

gg jackets

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we still have games in hand you retard frog bitch

Habs having to cheat to beat a career AHL goalie lmao

GOOD GOAL
GET FUCKED

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lmao no you don't, how fucking stupid are you?

oh wait you're from ohio, don't answer that

>bruins score a straight up drop goal
>wild score a straight up drop goal
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuug

>Marchand literally just did the nazi salute at the Columbus crowd
Is he /our guy/?

I fucking hate boston but thanks for beating the jackets tonight.
-every habs fan

>TEDS

STAY

>laff3

nobody likes marchand except broons fans

literally doubled over laughed at the >teds right now

all according to plan

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really scared rn m8s

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>STAY SCARED M8

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>le thanks Boston bruins bro xDD
SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF BACK REDDIT

N/a/shville!

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seething

is this the true /hoc/ thread

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TED TED
CLAP CLAP

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Canes score literally as >laffs announcer is in mid sentence about how Sparks is finally putting it together

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hey cheer up pal, there's always next year

DOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

walk outside naked for a min, needs to deflate

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT
REDEMPTION FOR D O M I

based and releventpilled

>mad
>at increasing >your teams playoff chances
Back to /reddit/ with YOU faggot

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!

MAAAAAAX DOMIIIIIIII!

youtube.com/watch?v=cy46iOwWQiE

EAT SHIT TEEEEEEDS!

youtube.com/watch?v=OMkzx1k8SXQ

HOLY FUCK BAR user REPORTING IN, ET LE BUUUUUUUUT

ET LE BUUUUUUUUT

What’s up with Habs being dominant against cup contenders lately

>both have the same length "but"
holy based

classic habs maneuver to play down to bad teams and play up to good teams

Cowswords? More like Cowshits

holy shit the texas hockey girls are the best in the US
how?

it's standardized to fit pierre houde's speech patern

Jackets still have row and they will still have a spot tonight

The leafs are gonna make one heck of a comeback lads

>canes owner just dabbed on the entire football world
wew lads

canadiens always playing like shit against bad team and destroying good team. that's classic for them.

>ssm8

>Destroy
Putting up a few meme goals against a team that is checked out, hasn't had a PP, and is playing a nearly 30 career AHL goalie is hardly destroying.

absolutely BOILING
lmfao

Not as mad as the Habs will be when they miss the playoffs lmao

HABS 25 letsss gooooooO!

one fucking job laffs

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Single digits and the Jets come back to beat Pedosota

on second of a back to back, 3rd game in 4 days as well

>be me
>broons fan
>fucking hate montreal, of course
>but tampa scares me in round 2
>feel like montreal (read: price) can upset TB in the first round
>despite history I feel like MTL is a better shot for >us to move on than TB
>willing to take the chance with playing MTL that I feel is a 50/50 shot as opposed to TB where we probably lose
>it would also be way more fucking fun
>so i kinda want MTL to get in??
>but still fuck montreal

Start saving that energy now so you can give it to the >rags in a few days.

>ET LE BUUUUUUUT
>LOOK HOW IM DOING THE THING THEY DO IN /r/HICKEY GDT THREADS
seriously fuck off back there

Shut the fuck up you retarded tranny mutt. You're so goddamned neurotic. Off yourself

Toronto is fucking GAY LMFAO

>in what is likely, the leafs would hope, sparks’ last start of the year
LOL savage

so true

this is the post

>ruins getting past round 1

>being this mad at french

GET FUCKED, OHIO

Would rather play and beat the bolts

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excellent post

>SHAWN IS A FAG

based

and how would you know what happens on reddit?

nuckies thread where

Stop being insecure

hockey is for _______________________________________________________________

I wish I could like this post

How will the so-called "Maple Laffs" ever recover from this bros?

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make one

everyone.

you seem to know a lot more than me about reddit, you must spend a lot of time over there

sharkies@nuckies

well that's the worst fucking call

intellectually smart and reasonable people

wonder what would happen to these refs families if they gave Tampa a PP

>status
[ ] scared m8
[X] not scared m8

This wild card race might be the most exciting I have ever seen to any final stretch of the season in my whole life.

>L4FFS
>ST4Y SC4RED M8

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Holy shit this comeback is going to be insane

>stay scared m8

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not the one that was decided in a garyout?

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>wild card race
retarded playoffs

imagine losing to the grand rapids griffins when you could have clinched

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see you in the ploffs my anglophone frens

CANES BTFO

>race to see who gets to face Tampa
Montreal unironically has the best chance. Relocanes and Teds would get swept

STILL IN IT LADS

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Shall be watching frogs burn out and lose their playoff spot or get the pleasure of bouncing them ourselves
Based

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MACKKKKKKINNNON

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you were saying?

>shorks

The one with the Kongs being eliminated on the last night of the season was pretty good too. Anyone has the screencap?

It's pretty crazy that we could have a team with 98 points miss the playoffs

>oilels

>shorks
wtf

>stay s-s-scared m8

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Just give us the fucking cup already

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AAAAAAAAAAAAVALANCHE GOAL

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>shittsburgh

That’s what happens when you have teams in the league as shitty as the senators

still nothing can top jokinen being the ultimate goof

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was that the time we crashed Yea Forums by >kongs posting?

You're all afraid of the Red Wings because you know next season they have a real chance.

Stay scared, m8's.

not even scared in the slightest m8s

look at all this cope. and this from an alleged "contender"

i always told you he'd score

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Apologize.

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I sure hope no playoff bound team has lost to them 3 times this season

Literally everyone on /hoc/ would have rather seen a pipe bomb go off at centre ice and kill everyone

dont get cocky bruh, although I have a lot of hope that they could meme it up next season

Check out the Sam score m8s

Someone’s scared of the habs

>poo jackets
>laffs
>lgbtning
>soilers
All I need are a >yotes and tonight is a wonderful night of hockey lads

thank you finn! You make me blush

literally no one cares about the central

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you know they play the laffs yes?

Who here /coyotes/?

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B I N G
I
N
G

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i unironically think the kachina is one of the GOAT jerseys and if they brought it back full time the team would stop being shit

rooting for the dogs

STR8
TO
LA BANC

>86

oh shit

BING BING WAHOOO

>oilels

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Keep thinking this game mattered delusional seether

SCAAAARR
PLAYOFFS HERE WE COME LADS

i wish i could like this post again

It is, I only have kachina shirts and jerseys

We are in here lad

fucking sick of it. so many missed calls I feel like throwing up. it's getting close to the point where I just don't even want to watch games anymore - nothing I see really matters other than the insanely biased reffing almost every single game.

based, ty

Holy fuck this team has me excited

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kys cucks

This isn't as good as my later work. I don't like seeing this one posted because I could have done it much better

Nylander needs to be benched.. This kid has quit playing hockey as soon as he got his contract
Second time this year he's put himself offside on a goal.. This on top of tipping 3 in his own net... Kid needs to go.

That 4on4 was amazing, not sure if they're just that good or the flyers are just shit

Thank you Detroit for keeping those penguins away

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2 minutes for closing the hand on the pp

chiggity chekked and you're welcome

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I unironically believe. Guys like Zucc Hintz and Dickinson are providing some actual depth, Klingberg and Heiskanen look elite, and both goalies are playing out of their minds.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

AHAHAHA

>OILELS
OILELS GETTING BINGED ON

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THAT AVS GOAL HOLY SHIT

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ted calm down

B I N G ' D

Holy FUCK that was filthier than Sam's mother

Liked

Holy shit the mild are dumpstering the jest

If Avs win this Mild and Hawks are eliminated from the playoffs.

That's be a cool post game cele

Only Hawks.

What a waste of a fucking evening. Bullshit nothing of a first period, mild improvement in the second and then an immediate white-flag-waving circlejerk from the whole fucking team as soon as Sparks (to the surprise of nobody) lets in a completely visible, unscreened shot. Even with the net empty, they spend the better part of a minute or more completely hemmed in their own zone. Hell, they were hemmed in behind their own empty net for far too fucking long.

Bullshit all around.

The only (ONLY) silver lining is that the Habs are going to be sad. But even then, if they're not doing the storm surge, I don't give two shits about Carolina being in the playoffs, and I'd rather the Habs be at least in the mix. I'm now reverting profoundly to my years-ago status of "fuck the 'Canes".

Just kidding. I'm retarded.

>laffs reddit fan also loves the reddit surge
EEMAGIN' MY SHAWK

Sure you weren’t pretending?

Sir, this is an inclusive board

april fools :^)

congrats, that's actually a marginal improvement over the affront to my senses that was your last "bracket"

Can you at least check it first before you post it. Dumb fucking beaner

Reminder islanders can clinch home ice in a series should they beat the panthers on thursday, and would be the first time they will do so since 1988

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how the actual fuck are the coilers so bad? how many top-5 picks could it possibly take?

wow frens sure are nice today

>calls everyone else low IQ
>doesn’t realize PR is part of the US and thinks we gave $91b in hurricane relief
And there are people here that will unironically vote for King Retard next year. You cucks are pathetic

The oilers need defense and goaltending, and a complete organizational uplift. If the islanders could benefit from such factors, then the oilers can also. Mcdavid is literally a fucking god for them yet he can’t go anywhere with a defense like that

Stars are easily my second favorite central team, not that I even really care about hockey outside of the WHL

unsubscribe

3rd times the charm
Fukken 4s and 2s

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>laffs are shit like usual
>for some reason their fans are either bitching about the refs or bitching about the habs

I've wanted to give Sparks the benefit of the doubt all season, but I really can't anymore. I'm not saying the loss is all on him since no one else showed up for the first half of the game either, but you watch the goals he let in and they absolutely shouldn't have ended up in the back of the net.

Like I said in the GDT, I realize the games Sparks loses often don't have much scoring support from the rest of the team, but you have to wonder if it's because every time the team starts building momentum Sparks lets in another muffin.

I'm not saying he could never be an NHL goalie, but he sure as hell isn't right now

Edit: I'd also like to add that I fully supported the decision to pick Sparks over Big Mac. As much as I enjoyed having Mac backing up Freddy last year, it seemed like a much smarter decision to pick the future prospect over the guy that probably only had another few years left in the game, if we were even able to continue playing as well as he did last season

why are your sixes just upside down nines?

>caring about puerto spico
ISHYGDDT

Because 420

I have 0 evidence of this, but I wouldn't be surprised if people we giving him a little extra behind plays since he was 18 and supposed to be "the next Gretzky" and he could have gotten caught with retaliatory slashes and whatnot

Lesgo kangz

This is fucking amazing. My girlfriend and I went to NYC for the first time (We are Belgian) in December and caught the Isles - VGK game at Barclays. We went the day we arrived thus being awake for 22 hours at the start of the game. She also doesn't care for hockey (or sports) and slept on my shoulder all game. We were sitting at the 7th row and I were just hoping we wouldn't be on the kiss cam :')

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A weird year where the team never really got into their mojo, though the play lately has been the best I've seen from them despite the lack of results. Nylander holdout, Marner / Matthews contract drama, injuries to Matthews, Andersen, Kadri, Gardiner and Dermott at different points, Johnsson looking like a shell of himself for the first 20 or so games of the season, and the forward lines overall continuously going through the blender (besides Tavares line) making it hard for any chemistry to be built. Then of course Sparks being shit didn't do us any favours either.

Thank god for the beautiful man John Tavares, not sure where we are without him.

>laffs fans coping by saying "at least >we hurt the habs"

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imgur.com/gallery/SdTFsIa

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how do I unsubscribe from reddit posting?

>thank god for overrated shit

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The fuck

Yea Forums should adopt reddits downvote system. No upvotes only down.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Liked how close are you to skelly

Downvoted

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based

Im thinking based

Based

still lmaoing so hard @ shitty sam

it's so disgustingly delicious
>I can't turn the video off

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And to think I was just about to pay that gook one million for add space

b&r

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onion rings are gross. also, go jackies

I actually drooled a little on my phone

>Gretzky approved dubs

fat fuck

this has to be a false flag

For me its ducks and flowers

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just left a hot take in the leafs post-game thread lads

Nah I'm pretty active

why dont they ever use red onions for onion rings?

go eat your shitty skyline chili, goober

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Shant be bothered to click over can you give me a quick rundown of the post

I'll do it and see how it goes

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too overpowering compared to white onions

>two (2) players with 100+ points
>team is third from the bottom in the fucking conference

it never ends

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told them all you have to do to be a >laffs fan is hate the refs and hate the habs

laffs are based for now

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Red onions are sweeter and less overpowering tho

I swear if edmonton didn’t become retarded in those 4 minutes the series would’ve been different. Edmonton almost had the ducks

this but the opposite

Hawks elimination day is nigh

I mean it’s already happened. Let’s celebrate that those redditors are dead (and hopefully for good)

Why are you redditcucks still trying to force this onions ring nonmeme?

reminder if you say r*ddit enough, you yourself will become r*ddit

>pic related was the peak of the oilers since the year 1991
lel

I mean Edmonton would have to mount a comeback and win 5-4 in regulation but it's not here yet.

cringe and redditpilled

onion ring posting has been a thing for years and won’t be going anywhere
Side note is the blooming onion from outback onion rings?

they made the leeb in 2006 you newfag

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>Dundon buys AAF
>Immediately shuts it down
Based Canesman shitting on handegg pussies

It's not onion rings but it is good

"he wears a mask and grows to fit it"

fluke dosent count

is he interested in buying the nwhl?

For me its listening to the yotes on the radio

Patrician

Still a run to the finals with their only notables being ales hemsky and chris pronger.

Ted said he will put onion rings into his weiner and post a pic if Columbus miss playoffs the madman

Member when they reseeded every round and were seeded 1-8

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Why are the Yotes so fucking shit?

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the new playoff system i came up with is fuckinG BASED, DONT even @ me faggits

And Ryan Smyth

Tyson says they're gonna get one tho

I don't get it. Is this the one with the Ducks coming back in 3 minutes and winning it in OT?

Tyler Bertuzzi? More like Tyler BASEDtuzzi

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At the game lads, checking in during piss break to say
>so ylers
>Most dangerous lead
>Fuck Chicago

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>doesnt post it
@ed

Did you bring your switch or 3ds

Wow, the Red Wings won again. How cool is that, they're up to 25th. And Edmonton and Vancouver are both losing right now. If the Red Wings win the last two games, they could go as high as 23rd. Just think, they were 29th just a short time ago. 29th has an 11.5% chance at 1st overall, while 23rd has a 5% chance at 1st place. That's something, isn't it?

I bet that doesn't even make you wanna kill yourself, does it.

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True but smyth didn’t do much as compared to fernando pissani in those playoffs

1-8 playoffs. 7-8 decided by 7-10 single game play-in, higher seed plays home

im at the game too, went alone cuz the wifey is out with her new coworker friend (male, super cool guy) getting drinks so im happy af right now enjoyin some hockey

Frig off, you’ve had your success.

Inb4 Detroit gets first pick

That's stupid
You're stupid
Stop being stupid

Don't own one.
>Playing videogames past age 18
Yikes

Based lad, raising a joint up here in the northern outpost

>when seattle comes in
>4 divisions of 4 teams in each conference
>top two teams in each division make it in and will play each other in the first round
>each division has their points averaged and then their playoff teams are ranked accordingly 1-8
>possibly have a clause where if a division has only one good team and three shit ones, if one of their teams makes it in with more than 20 points fewer than another team who finished third in their good division is replaced by that team

boom its perfect lads, gary adopt this when

Thinking about getting a dish of ice cream lads thoughts?

>want to get a switch to play breath of the wild
>dont want to unironically become a bing bing wahoo
what do

What section you in so I can come kick your ass

Trying too hard

Oh yeah I showed this to Gary he said it was gay

Play BotW on wiiU

business idea: no conferences, every team is its own division

wew glad to see everything is back to normal

Hey Winnipeg

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This is how we do it in finnish liiga except the 7-10 play a bo3 series

business idea: a team can buy a playoff spot, but the terms are ridiculous so it isn't that common

Glorious 32 team playoff when?
Regular season just determines seeding.
>inb4 gary fucks it up by keeping it divisional instead of 1 v 32

wait for a switch emulator

2bh enjoying this tank because it needs to happen and the wings havent had a legitimate cup-contending team since the 2000's. i dont know why fags want us to meme back into the playoffs and get bounced in the 1st round again

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Who’s going to win liiga

i miss shannon lads

Cowboy larpers gettin more skeert by the game

just one more excellent reason to burn finland and divegrass to the ground

i can barely run twilight princess on my computer lad. i should probably just get a better computer. then again emuparadise is dead too

My team car parts

Holy shit these fucking Yotes set up plays on the fly.

The Yotes are going to be so fucking good next year.

tell him no u

Whats wrong with it

>4PP
>31:12 SoG
>0-0

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It's not worth 350+ dollars to play, I could go on a rant about why its mediocre to bad but I don't want to get banned

dogs aren't going to score and kangz win on a deflected puck

>one playoff berth in 13 years

a fucking axe, now that "my" team is out

would've been at least a 3 seed if they were healthy

May I have permission to bandwagon karpart

>outshooting LA nearly 3:1
>can't score
The absolute STATE of Arizona hockey

Why the fuck do some teams suck so much ass on the power play?

You wanna come after me? Im fine with that, say what you want and do what you will because I am strong. You wanna go after Finland and bully him? Well then you better buckle down, buddy. The storms coming.

don't disparage the sunbelt, beaner

Jonathan Quick is playing like his MVP year

dogs gettin souped

they dont use overload umbrella

GIVE ME A T

Campbell is in net

T

Campbell is in net though

jonathan quick more like shit on my dick

GIVE ME AN E

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N

R

what kind?

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E

no _______ allowed

>Oilers were up 2-0

FUCK YOU MCMEME THE YOTES WERE SUPPOSED TO GET IN

Poast the Roast

Of course

I'm thinking Arby's.

GIVE ME A D

checking in m8

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sounds gay

friends and I used to meme this team in chel a few years ago kek

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You fags chatting shit?

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o fug

Wow neat haha

i have some really great ideas for posts im going to unleash throughout the playoffs so please keep your eyes peeled for them

they use the same BING BING when player gets out of the box

i will be false flagging heavily during the playoffs just letting you know

looking forward to your posts user

>kangs

It only took them 35 shots

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wood berry just sayin

STYLIN ON THEM KANGZ

for the other two canadian teams? and then for just calgary in round 2? get bent

playoff falseflagging is an ancient tradition and /hoc/ approved

Sounds fun shall be joining you

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>avs have 14 loser points
that's nuts

Arizona more like State of Hockey tbhon

Yup

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How bout you eat me

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>kongs

Do any of you ever spread your ass cheeks and put your hand there to brap on your hand and smell it?

I like the look of her anus more then her vag.

eating pussy is for betas with small dicks

gonna have to say no lad

Ted won't even enjoy 4/20 with his team out of the ploffs lmao

Going to bed lads please don’t (You) this post it keeps me awake when my (You) alert rings

We already know Sam

I have some very cool news but I'm not going to share it, instead take my official filanal four endorsment of jets avs bruins caps (contingently)

>sparks getting heavily bullied on twatter
lel

You're seriously fucking obsessed. Get help

No I can smell them just fine without doing that

>91847497
sweet dreams

your anal four endorsement?

t. literally can't stop himself from replying

GAME OVER FOR THE COYOTES!!!

HAHAH THAT GONNA COUNT DOGGIES SAD

How do you go from this.....................

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>that kangz goal
What the actual hell lads

>hawks elimination day
>mild elimination day
>yotes allowing that .2 second goal

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This but unironically

good god his braphog wife really inflated him

he really looks like a hobbit here

Wile. E is kil

Red Wings with one of the best top lines in the league

>space sheets and curtains
grow the fuck up

that's what sniffing farts will do to you

He did. Now it's all hockey shit

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t. literally can't stop replying

>bertuzzi
>mantha
>chelios

Wings have legendary hockey pedigree. Prepare your diddly holes, 2019-20.

t. literally can't stop replying

>U
>WILL
>B

shannon

Obsessed and seething

to this

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for me?
it's shannon

You forgot their best player in anthiniseou or however it’s spelled

spoopy knee

>I can't not reply to anybody I think might have a chance at being a fan of the best team in Canada this millenia that just wants hitting back and cigarettes on the bench and the weaker players stomped in the showers
Keep crying. Jets cup imminent

WHY DO THE OILERS SUCK SO FUCKING MUCH!??!?!?!

I swear ever since the Ducks beat them in the Playoffs 2 years ago, they STILL haven't recovered.

Bertuzzi is subhuman scum just like his uncle

Lol no

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t. literally can't stop replying or tell the difference between canadian and american flags

>they haven't recovered

haha yeah

He has no relatives who were previously in NHL. That's what pedigree means.

True, but that kid can skate

Boiling

failure is only a lottery pick away

t. literally can't stop replying

I bet you like rough housing in the showers

ice

Jets cup imminent

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i literally cant stop replying

youtu.be/o5IoGXb2jBE

Nice +

Livid

had no idea there was another thread lads

baste

t. literally can't stop replying

the jets aren't even good anymore

Literally shaking right now with excitement, can't settle down......This post is just so incredibly based that its overwhelming.

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GIVE ME A >

same thing happened to me lmao

sideways v

Why does she get posted here so much?

t. literally can't stop replying and seething

t. literally can't stop replying

AWA AWA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

well that about tops off my (You) quota for the day unless anyone has any last minute contributions
shall be thinking of a limerick to share in the event of the habs or teds missing playoffs

might go lay down, does anyone have the next thread already prepped?

KUEMPER DEAD

YOTES DEAD!!!

>kane going to the box
the only other thing guaranteed in life besides death and taxes lads

>"Where was all this media attention before? Its like vultures coming out to pick the carcass of the CWHL"

>"Where was CBC? As a public broadcaster they have a duty to show not only what is marketable but what is culturally relevant"

good interview that covers the CWHL and its dissolution. 22:30 it starts

cbc.ca/radio/thecurrent/the-current-for-april-2-2019-1.5080058?__vfz=medium=sharebar

Eye see what happened

the twink wants the Cup and yet goes with an untried youngster as backup

>laffs

what happened

I'm glad Bowey seems to be working out so far. Just couldn't put it together partnered with old man Orpik on the Caps.

got hit in the face with a stick blade right after letting in a goal

Stick went through mask and hit his eye

hey whats up guys, lifelong leafer here, im retarded and gay and my penus doesnt work

had to pump up Nyquist's numbers with Larkin so they could dump him, now Bertuzzi will take that job until somebody displaces him

Eye don't believe it

Kang stuck a stick into the eyehole of Keumper's mask.

And they scored too. So Yotes are out of the playoffs now.

grim
the yotes are truly cursed

based

stay scared, m8

Eye am literally shaking

pickard is ok. but yeah, they need a win tonight or it's ogre

Is he injured or just thoroughly shamed

business idea: we all use trips in the next thread

>91847915
it's good to be reminded we're in the company of casuals

H A P P E N I N G

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based retarded shorks refpuck

thank god i was wrong
>shorks

guys I was stuck outside in Dayton with no coverage while I was huffing paint earlier, how did my jackies do? Did we clench a spot?

what happened?

All Teds clench their ass as one

digits and ted has to get sucked off by his vacuum when the jackets get eliminated

*blocks your path*

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don't threaten me with a good time

GIVE ME AN R

O... C... K...

we do need some wild and zany hijinks like the shorks toliet water poster last year lads

IN THE U.S.A!

>leefs

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