A-anyone selling shit players?

please take Bale for 50M

nice English, abdul

I'm selling you the german rising defending star Kehrer for only 70M, a rip-off I tell you
The deadly Choupo-Moting for only 40M
Kurzawa for 35M
Draxler for so little as 60M
Nkunku for 20M
If you could take Neymar for like 300 I'd be glad as well

based honest french merchant

1 paulo dybalel for the very low price of €200m. He has a high potential on fifa so you know he is good

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this 25yo future prospect is just waiting for Ole to unlock him.

I can get you pure uncut coutinho for 200m
next ballon dor la

>we will also throw in a free juan cuadrado (yes THE juan cuadrado, premier league superstar) if you order now!

de gay is gonna leave you know, might as well just put up 80m for Pickford for a replacement, remember the WC run la? The penalties? What a bargain la

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Anyone want a Boateng?

Get him before Fulham or Besiktas do la

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no

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why are big clubs so bad at buying good players?

for a second I thought that was one of them arabic hats

Did you watch Ziyech score against the mighty Real Madrid? You must agree he's worth at least 60 million at this point

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>unzips Cuntinho

I watched him miss an open goal.

n-no! delete this!

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Lmao good meme

>meme

Dolberg would make a fine addition to your team

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Limited Time Offer!
England's Number 4, Eric Dier! Get him now before he leaves for the Championship! Act fast and get him for the low low price of 30M!

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>le injured lad

lmao french nigger rekt

>championship
Is he really that shit?

May I interest you in one Shkdoran Mustafi?

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Yes, (You) are.
Sell Pogba to Madrid buy and Skriniar and 2/3 midfielders. Sorted.

Someone post the gold trash bag united meme

Bale for 50M? Did you mean to type 150M?

bale earns 650k a week lmao

I'd like to point you towards the best striker on the market, Mauro Icardi. A big game player with a beautiful, perfectly sane wife, you will feel like the Beckhams never left.

Ignore the evil tongues that say he doesn't defend and is a cuck/a passive-aggressive brainlet who lets his wife do all the talking for him; those are merely fake news proported by seething ABIs.

This amazing opportunity can be yours for merely 199.99 million euros + a non-signing agreement regarding Milan Skriniar.

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You can have Salah for 200mil. Almost won baloon doors m8. Fully fit, only had 1 accident, but the shoulder is back good as new.

>pierced nipples

Who the fuck would ever pay 150M for one of the biggest flops in football history? 50 already seems like a lot.

You've seen the rest, now get ready for the best!

Brazil, the 5-time World Cup winner, gave us Pele, Romario, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Neymar. And now... now it's time for the greatest player in the world to bring the dreams back to the Theatre of Dreams.

Is he good?
Mate, he is Gabigol. He's got GOL in his name, you don't see Messigol or Cristianogol have that, right? Did I mention that he is Brazilian and a guaranteed Balloon Door? Swear on me mums.

Is he a future star?
Mate, he is Gabigol. He's only 22, which means that's at least 10 years Ballon Doors and Champions Leagues.

Is he expensive?
Mate, he is Gabigol. You're looking at the future Captain of Brazil's National World Cup winning team. The Captain of Manchester United, the Legend that will surpass Giggs, Charlton, Best and Cantona. You're looking at an investment here. Don't look at transfermarkt, they have no idea about the potential goldmine I have for you here. Tell you what, I'll make you an offer. 400 million. You know what, scratch that. 399 million. I'm practically giving it to you for free at this point. So what say you, ol chap?

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Utd Barca bidding war for Alberto Moreno pls

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I’m not clever enough to do these but I had a hearty kek at those

Mouyes dream signing

Englisharia Mbappe for 90 millionen. Ignore his performances against real teams like Tottenham in the CL and just look at his pace mutt speed against FC Traktor and FC Antifa. He will surely bring it home to England!

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bad post

May I interest you in the one and only Alexis. Oh wait..

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The CB you want is not Koulibaly, it's his frequent partner-in-crime, Raul Albiol! Experienced Spanish international, former Real Madrid man (that's how you know he's good) and if you buy him now for the low price of €60mln, we promise not to play him for the rest of the season so he doesn't get injured!

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good thread

yeah agreed

Albiol still plays? Lol

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Injured now, displaced by Maksimovic for the most part. He's not terrible, just not good.

Hardly surprising, guy must be like 35-36

thanks

For the low price of 30m, you could have a man who's assisted a World Cup winning goal and scored a brace in the semis. Surely that's too good a deal to turn down

Obsessed

England brave captain, WC golden boot winner, handsome, intelligent and rated all over the world, this the opportunity of a lifetime.

+Superior anglo genetics, perfectly adapted to local cuisine and weather conditions
+The best penalty taker England has ever produced
+Despite his appearance, still only 24 years

This incredible talent that definitely hasn't reached his peak yet is availble for only £149.99m (MSRRP £300m). Call now!

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-> Dinamo Zagreb
We can sell anything from Ballon dOrs to Halilovic

ill play for u lad

You had Beckham, why not get the Italian Beckham, the man with a cannon in his left, the legendary spleen smasher Antonio Candreva? For the bargain price of 30m you'll have pace, power, personality, and HUNDREDS of crosses for your Pogba's to net!

Why pay so much when you can get world cup winner and PREMIER LEAGUE PROVEN centre back, Shkodran Mustafi for a mere 50mil.

Carmela where´s the GABAGOOL

>Gabigol

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anytime pal

Stupid yank.

>the legendary spleen smasher
Kek

Alonso and Jorginho here lad, 30m a pop.

anyone willing to do a straight swap for our best player? Willing to entertain all offers.

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alright we're in

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chief keef would suit modern united so well

great thread this is

She thicc

As much as I like Unlock Me Ole as the guy, you think united are somewhat regretting hiring him full time before the end of the season?
He's a brand new manager that essentially has to do a full rebuild in his first year as manager. They need about 6 new players to even be competitive. That's not even talking about winning, just trying for a UCL spot is the best they can hope for next year.

Please take Salad, he's the EPL record holder for goals scored! Unselfish striker that sshares many goalscoring chances with team-mates. And best of all, since he is Egyptian ans has a hijaab-wearing fat wife, plenty of filthy kebabs will trade their blue manchester shirts for red ones!
A true bargain at £320million British shekels.