I’ve seen Pogba play easily around 100 times now and still have no idea what he does

I’ve seen Pogba play easily around 100 times now and still have no idea what he does

Attached: AF58854F-7403-4A09-A8A7-35F243D51952.jpg (676x698, 160K)

Other urls found in this thread:

understat.com/match/9517
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

people i dont even know keep making this face at me, it's really weird

He's had lots of good attacking performances since Ole took over so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Pogba is the biggest meme player on earth.
He got a name playing in an easy league playing with the best team where he didn't even do that much.
Then came to Man United 3 years ago and hasn't really done much, a few shitty pens, a few balls that Van Dijk plays weekly, and a couple of shots.

Score in world cup finals

Playing United at home is Wolves equivalent of a world cup final

But... but... he's 88 rated on Fifa

Really that low? I haven’t got it in a few years assumed he would be 90 at lowest

he does what he wants, basically

he wants to play like a meme?
madlad

he dabs

He's a left sided cm who needs freedom to facilitate play and also requires a world class midfield

By freedom you mean teams that won't close him down at all.

Guys, how do I train facial expressions? I just tried to smile im front of the mirror and it looked like the dude on the upper left.

not with France, he's a good boy with France

I haven’t smiled a genuine smile in about 4 years can’t help you m8

that's Benjamin Franklin m8

who

Why do wh*te people and dogs do that face?

what did he do today?

>m-muh world cup final

This is how a customer tries to cope with what happened

what he always does: nothing

American inventor and diplomat and fucker of French whores
It’s how we acknowledge subhumans existance

it's a courteous smile

When a midfielder is your most decisive player, you know your club is an absolute mess

How is he rated in France?

Attached: ___.jpg (346x537, 30K)

Okay this is based

he wasn't rated back then until the world cup where he actually became serious. he is a strong defensive midfielder babby tho

>Listing what's happened is cope

Now list Mourinho's trophies at United and Klopp's at Liverpool's

Literal who

I'm sure if you edited it all together it would make a good youtube video

Attached: 1549989987667.gif (607x609, 754K)

I’d have to put some shitty eastern euro synth music over it

He was doing really well after Jose was fired. Then Zidane went back to Halal around the time he started shittering it up again. Coincidence?

And no defensive responsibilities except for making the odd tackle

A real smile cannot be forced, it comes to you naturally if you experience a moment of genuine happiness and you don't need to practice it either, a true smile is always beautiful

Im a united fan and have never liked him. Even when banging them in a few games ago i didnt like him. I think he is dressing room cancer

Even a shitter like Coutinho was 88 rated at some point.

poor bong giving the responsability of the defeat to one player when he's by far the most relevant of your pathetic team, enjoy 3 years of ole fiasco.

what are t'you trying to imply ? that he's playing bad on purpose so zidane think it would fit his team ?

He resides in dendoncker's pocket

>According to Yea Forums all french players are individually bad
>Also according to Yea Forums France had the most stacked team at the WC

Attached: 1547388684995.png (250x250, 84K)

in a way pogba is a "le 27 years old future prospect man" but this isn't obvious at first. i mean think about it. nobody really knows what his true position or playing style is, but the majority of people say he needs certain conditions met to be truly great. you know how we joke here about him being unlocked. and to unlock him you need nothing less than the best midfield in the world, with the entire team feeding him, the entire team being built around him, him having no responsibilities in the team etc. obviously this will never happen so he will forever remain in this "wait until x happens" state.

STOP BLAMING POGBA YOU CASUALS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

He is a midfielder and he is the most decisive player of that sorry ass club jesus, just imagine that.

Is it his fault if his shit teammates can't score close range headers?

Last game he made 5 key passes, more than everybody as always
understat.com/match/9517

Suddenly Fraudskjaer stops being lucky and this is P-Dog's fault?
Suddenly United gos back to the ranking they're supposed to have according to eXpected points and it is because Pogboom said every players dream about playing for real?

Attached: 1532786561410.png (808x805, 480K)

Here's your (you) fag

maybe you’re a nonwhite. I always make this face at nonwhites because I won’t smile at them unless it’s a qt

you know I'm right

Attached: spitz.jpg (360x235, 27K)

It's usually the face I make when I see somebody and know I'm supposed to talk to him but don't know what to say.
Generally, for me it means "my day is shit".

Pogba is the best defensive midfielder in the world.
t. every fifa player

the old "i acknowledge you, but don't want to talk to you face"