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WEDNESDAY 03/04
/dfp pokal/
18:30 Bayern München - 1. FC Heidenheim
20:45 FC Schalke 04 - Werder Bremen
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WEDNESDAY 03/04
/dfp pokal/
18:30 Bayern München - 1. FC Heidenheim
20:45 FC Schalke 04 - Werder Bremen
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next round
bayern - hsv
leipzig - werder
final
bayern - leipzig 3:0
^mentally ill
Uli pls go.
post
>bayern - hsv
hamburg win
wholeheartedly agree
>barca without messi
offside
This weekday evening is coming to a close. Post moody music you blast from your car while parking on some shitty field in the middle of nowhere.
Staring into the late sunset while you imagine chading it up in the club, dancing with hot bitches just like you always thought you would some day.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA
fuck me sideways
Alfie did it
OH SHIT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Year of the bull
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
NO ERA
O
B
U
L
L
OH NO NO NO
Only fair. They got refballed hard.
my fucking sides
lol
i literally didnt look at the screen once except for the two goals
same af
ABSOLUTELY BASED
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
wtf I love the DFB Pokal now
>mfw
>da bulls
just lol
the bong truly is a member of the elite
ICH SCHWÖRE DREIMAL AUF KORAN UND MEIN 20CM SCHWANZ, WALLAH AMK ALHAMDULILAH FUUUUUUUCK DIESE HURENSÖHNE VON RED BULL AMINA KOYIM
I only root for Leipzig because my boomer dad and his friends hate him and I love the bantz. Same with Ronaldo. Please Leipzig win, boomers will seethe kek
>Wörner scores
>still, nothing happened
>took werner off
who can save them now
red bull ins gas
t. finn-ole (11)
kek, same
Well, Werner will still save them by not missing a penalty.
I fucking hate anti-fussball teams like Augsburg, but holy fuck they got refballed today.
t. quiz, kikburg customer since 2011
Schürrle got relegated with Fulham. Now he can go back to Dortmund and replace Sancho.
t. finn-bogason (90+4)
remind me again why the Eintracht got kicked out of this competition
still better than pulishit
DAILY REMINDER THAT AUGSCHBURCH IS NOT, AND I REPEAT, N O T BASED
>Augsburg themselves, while not being a pure PR instrument, are an artificially grown club. I found that even many German fans are not aware of that. They did fuckall for decades and then Walther Seinsch (kik, discount clothing) handpicked them from the fourth tier division. He was basically looking for a club with potential where he could build a stadium and subsequently a legacy. Augsburg's football team are 99% owned by a group of investors, Hofmann himself being one of the biggest.
>It took them an embarrassingly long time to get to the Bundesliga while outspending most of their oppositions in the fourth to second league. I think this may be the sole reason why people look quite benevolently to the club. They always painted the picture of the plucky underdog that scratched and clawed their way to the BL but that couldn't be any further from the truth. Clubs like Bochum, Kaiserslautern, 1860, Bielefeld, Duisburg, etc. who were competing for a spot like this in the years prior were outspent quite casually. Sneaking in just a few years after Hoffenheim probably also helped.
>To play the devil's advocate I'll say this: At least Leipzig is bringing something to the table. Augsburg is just dicking around with their super old squad, coming in 13th every year, playing so-so football, and not even selling out one of the smallest stadiums of the league. They're this generation's Cottbus.
>losing to Ulm
ulm
didnt read lumo
I'll take a non successful plastic club over a successful plastic club tbqh
they were abysmal at the start of the season. the fans wanted to sack adolf
may I interest you in KFC Uerdingen
>anti-fußball teams
>budget about one (1) mio / yr
How are they supposed to compete with the usual suspects from BuLi? "Playing football" and loosing everything and get relegated, but "at least we played football".
Smh, that only works for your /bundes/
sancho isn’t leaving, Carsten
I'm still waiting to wreck you at the old linie 1
>how are they supposed to compete
how about starting by making their logo aesthetic so they can print it on kanacken caps
YEAR OF DA NULL
t.
schwarze?
>Pookiele
Rote
sure would be nice if that shit ref started booking leipzig players
kek
that was barely a foul, Jean-Kevin
bin so g0l aber gestern hat es so komisch gebrannt beim kommen aua aua mein bimmle
AFD = NAZI
Why? That would make it less likely for Leipzig to win.
Post the most aesthetic buli wappen
Ps. i already did ;-)
spd confirmed im keller
darfst nicht wixxen wenn du pissen must amk. erst pissen dann wixxen bruda
>ter shitgen
LMAO
danke man lernt nie aus hier
nein pieseln nach‘m keulen beste vallah
>Poonited choking a lead
>Farcelona choking a lead
>Leipzig choking a lead
>almost shoots baum
kek
bei mir tut aua bei pissen nach wixxn schwör
>Lyon choking
is it still Ballwegschlagen if the ball is out of play?
where is stream or leipzig too irrelevant?
Feeling like a firefighter with your high pressure piss is very fun, i agree
It can be, ref decides (I think)
well they were down twice, so I omitted them
trying to learn js as a pythonista is awful. holy shit what a cluttered and messy language.
only if schiri is huso tbqhfamalamadingdong
yes
ard livedingen
you literally paid for it
Are you retarded??
It’s on your national television. I posted the stream link last thread.
>unironically uttering the term pythonista
what is wrong with you
pls don't formjack me, tobi
who else here /celo&abdi/
>js
>pythonista
lol imagine your name being tobi
yeah its cringe, im drunk
Poulsen has been a non factor in this game
post your hair sweetie xx
>komputah nerds itt
>haha le drunk on the internet
what is WRONG with you
hob gbissn
great save by ter stegen
thank you xoxo
ehhm stop being rude du dreckiger inselaffe du elendiger
cheers. now post pics 45/160 user
its a sören
>struggling this much against Augsburg
>"there hasn't been too many upsets in bayern munich's german cup history"
>literally choked to frankfurt last season
>Gladbach will most likely get Rose
>but have also looked at Seoane
So is this just going to be the new Bundesliga thing? Getting Salzburg or YB's manager? Or YB's manager who'd previously managed Salzburg?
it's okay neini we all value your posts highly
>history
>last season
both league matches ended 0-0
last year's ended 0-1 and 0-0 (iirc)
they are Leipzig's Angstgegner
Based and schwarz-weiß-blaupilled.
NUR
U
R
augsburg are leipzig's nemesis this season.
it worked for frankfurt
Checkiert meine Düblinge pls
t. kevin
die Allianz
Germans don't consider Austria as an actual, real existing country.
is gut Malte
rbl fliegt heute raus hier leudde
>sabitzer
>Barza getting niggered
literally our Kurdistan or Kosovo
OLE OLE OLA NUR DER FCA
>racsim
>2019
krinsch opa
DAMN
imagine if that went in
Why is Rose even rated to highly? Even Jens Keller could win the Austrian farm league with Red Bull by a 20pt margin.
He choked hard in the Europa League and CL qualifiers.
rooting for augsburg so hamburg has a better chance for the final
Tbh I can't really see it working with Seoane. He's not bad, but he's basically a more attacking Huetter with less of a plan B.
he dragged Salzburg into the EL semifinal and thenfinished the group stage with 6 wins desu
that's what they said about bosz
Stieler is such a dreadful referee
maybe he can improve
Unfortunately. At least with Mansur and Shkodran you can have a normal discussion. Literally every single interaction I had with Ösis in my life consisted of muh Schnitzel with Tunke and other ultra boring stereotypes like "muh, ackchyually we are, like, totally different from Germany" shite.
I kind of like Ösis but their inferiority complex is fucking insane to the point it's impossible to engage with them on a normal level.
I like Ösi boomers. They are very nice
Post ösi milfs?
leipzig diving and protesting as per usual, so scummy.
hmm, he's a budget roger schmidt in my opinion
looked like a handball
Maybe, but he'd probably be better of staying at YB for another season and trying to improve in Europe with them
BENULDI :DDDDDDDDDD
THANK YOU BASED REINVARD
SAVING THE BULLS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
LMAO
ERA PENAL?
correction: nope
RIGGED
Right by his body from 1m
No call
RB were 4v1 there though and for it up
>gregoritsch
oh god oh god
never trust a ösi
Also the fact that Ösis suddenly get assblasted that we call them Ösis lmao. Have they stopped calling Americans Amis? They act like Ösi is like Japse or something. Meanwhile they refer to us as Piefke. The fuck?
i was 12 once yes
How fucking stupid is gregoritsch?
>Gregoritsch
you fucking moron
wow
brainlet defending
BESCHISSEN WORDEN
DESERVED WIN FUCK BOOMERS
Is this fixed?
BASED NAZI HALSTE
THANK YOU BASED DOUBLE AGENT GREGORITSCH
he's austrian
digga warum
>football isn't scripted
Kek
alright lads how much money did red bull pay him to do that?
He is a mediocre football player in the 120th++ minute
thats not him he dropped the coding gimmick literally years ago
his new gimmicks are posting in japanese and doing cheap politics bait
I thought only niggers defended like this.
Tom Bartels about to cry
fucking kek
gg Augsberg though
kein anung
What the fuck was this shit
they're legit fucked in the head. dont engage them, there's no point.
ÖSIS WEGSPRENGEN
ex-HSV player, what do you expect?
what a dösi
DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA BULLS DA
got a screenshot or webm ?
That was underwhelming as fuck ngl
spot on gif desu
see
AFFENZIRKUS
16bars version von chabos ist der einzige song den es in dem shit genre braucht
>Affenzirkus
everytime
kek based affenzirkus
AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE AUF DIE FRESSE
he's the commentator
the first one is emily
>Hamburger vs Leipzig
we already know the matchups?
C H I M P O U T
H
I
M
P
era of the bull
anyone have a webm of handball and the penalty?
>these seething Augsburgers
Lol
ICH HERZE AFFENZIRKUS
>shoving the ref
ban incoming
Gregoritsch = Hoyzer
did u ever watched a buli game its standard
Barca equalised lmao
ICH NEHM DIR ALLES WEG
UND TÖTE DEINEN BRUDER
JA DU HAST RECHT
DAS LEBEN IST NICHT FAIR
>call an offside when it was nowhere near offside
>sabitzer should've been off
Overall Augsburg shitters got refballed 2bph.
i got called emily so often here like wtf who is that even
>kik
>clothing
Choose one.
>10 euros were deposited into your account
being gay is haram
nope
trust me i am the expert on this matter
what the fuck, wew
Someone make a /bundes/ logo from this pls.
emily bitte
>*record scratch* *freeze frame* yup, that's me ...
only fucking men in the pooper is haram, being gay without engaging in sexual degeneracy isn't
Is Daniel Baier the most handsome player in the Bundes?
Reuter absolutely butthammered
ahahahahaha
Only followed the radio broadcast, since I was working on something.
How the fuck does THAT happen? How would a player think that was a good idea even for a fraction of a fraction of a second?
>THIS IS FOR STÖGI
bruma ist einfach nur ein dummer neger
kek
respektabler aber problematischer beitrag
>Bimo Berner 2022 Katar Sturmspitze
bidde nicht digga
>who you callin pinhead
>Sturmspitze
welche panzerdivision
basé
>How the fuck does THAT happen? How would a player think that was a good idea even for a fraction of a fraction of a second?
Severe brainletism. I guess he's just a white nigger.
>tfw I created this meme
siedend
>not Lasogga
heh.
cute!
NUTTENSÖHNE KRIEGEN VON MIR SCHLÄGE MITN GÜRTEL
>barca
and they call bundes lame
isso wallah
>ard
cringe levels spiking right now
no me (45/160)
>Alle da
>No Bomber der Nation
Der beste ist der spasti in der grünen regenjacke der den mund beim reden nie öffnet
i am exhausted now
Isn't he a veggie now?
>tfw invented multiple new bundes memes just this evening after not posting all year
this is too easy
Yeah :(
he bombed his brain
lemgo
SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP SEPP
Yeaaaaah im not gonna watch this.
gonna watch a movie instead but i wont tell you which one so you dont spoil it for me
dont bother guessing either
MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER MAIER
welche den
literally who im not a boomer
Based Batman Forever is on at Nitro. Comfy watch
>implying (You)re not baiting
de.wikipedia.org
just gonna leave this here
>unironically watching films on tv
>unironically watching german dubbed films
hoooooooooollyyyyy shit
that is the single most boomer thing ever posted in /boomdes/
yeah i googled his nick thank u anyway fren
I remember when "armes Deutschland" was a brand new meme back in 2007 or so. Back then i was still browsing the german parts of the internet *shudder*
>Grindl in the audience
this is a boomer boom world, zoomie.
absolute based shouting boomer Sepp Maier
>when Real Based wins
MAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEERRRRR
YEEEAAAAAAAÖÖÖÖHHHHHHHHHHH
>Phillip Lahm
aaaaaaand switched off
kys
>Paul Breitner in the background
>Andy Brehme
ÖR everyone
YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
same. Fipsi is the biggest Brechmittel outside of politics and journalism.
kys
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Inb4 he'll become prez
nö
which state tv channels is this on; is the scharfe julia with him again, ready to have her field plowed?
a fucking D
haha apu der dynamo fan :D
good night, my bunda friends
good n0t
muss um 6 raus, langen tag vor mir. und ich bin immernoch hier.
same and drunk as well. fml.
I samma Sammer.
what was wrong with cottbus
KOTBUS :DDDDDD
nachti
yes
bulled
halstenbulled
who is the greatest anglo to play in bundes? is it keegan?
Wynton Rufer
>is it keegan?
yes
that half-anglo eternal prospect that played for HSV and >schalke, forgot the name.
>„Globo Esporte“: BVB-Kontakt zu Filipe Luís – Alternative bei Schmelzer-Abgang?
Very aufgeregt for tonight. A Nordderby in the Halbfinale would be scary, but also kinda sick.
you gonna get >Schalked tonight
I still don't know what the calculation in the top right corner is meant to be. looks like some weird metric tensor calculation from general relativity.
dunno, looks like some thermo stuff if you ask me
now one buttermilk
Semifinals:
>Hamburg-Bremen
>Leipzig-Heidenheim
Who is hype?
Baumann sagt: „Wenn Max bis zum Saisonende weiter so eine Leistung wie zuletzt bringt, kann er von mir aus auch gerne drei Wochen im Sommer Poker in Las Vegas spielen.“ Am 28. Mai beginnen die World Series of Poker, bei denen Kruse schon mehrfach abgeräumt hat. Ähnlich ist die Haltung bei Trainer Florian Kohfeldt (36), mit dem sich Kruse auch ab und zu mal Tischtennis-Duelle liefert.
>Slipping to Heidenheim
KEK, never change Bauern
Lebenslang Schwarz-Gelb!
BVB-Boss Hans-Joachim Watzke (59) verriet jetzt, dass Marco Reus (29) für immer im Klub bleiben wird.
Watzke bei Eurosport: „Das ist weder ein Wunsch noch ein Traum, sondern das wird so kommen!“
Seine Begründung: „Marco ist Kapitän – bei seiner Mannschaft. Borussia ist für ihn mehr als nur ein Arbeitgeber. Er ist ein Dortmunder Junge. Du spürst, dass es sein Verein ist.“
Would be a good sign for Saturday.
>für immer im Klub bleiben wird.
Reminds me of this:
spiegel.de
It's not typeset in LaTeX, so it can only be bullshit
what an absolute non-statement
t. Max K. aus B.
he's going to Bayern in two weeks
plausible. the units don't even make sense.
>wir essen Quaaaark das macht uns staaaark
>und
>kost nur ne Maaaark
Don't you need to be at least 30 to play for Bayern?
[spoiler]It's going to be this summer.[/spoiler]
>Yfw Reus is the granate Uli teased
this is actually a massive IQ move by Alki. Now Bayern will overpay by a few million just to make Watzke look like a fool while Reus is clearly past his peak.
>kost nur ne Maaaark
>nur
Joghurt kostet nur 25-29 Cent.
Das ist weniger als 'ne Mark, und macht auch stark.
> the german Coman in good
enjoy your water
>Reus is clearly past his peak.
yes thanks for repeating
you do know that Reus is in the top 3 most effective goalscorers in europe this season?
Schürllels club went down, he's coming back (ugh)
got any more irrelevant stats?
These same "irrelevant stats" are the reason why all the European powerhouses are after Jovic's ass.
exactly. case closed.
>plays the best season of his life while finally not getting injured
>he's past it, he's done
Don't get baited Pierre
Raphael Guerreiro (25) hat eine Kabinen-Anekdote von und mit Lucien Favre ausgeplaudert, die die Dortmunder Spieler zunächst irritiert, dann aber für allgemeine Erheiterung gesorgt hat.
„In der Halbzeit des Spiels gegen Stuttgart, hat der Trainer erst mir eine Anweisung gegeben, auf Französisch. Er war so sehr in die Sache vertieft, dass er auch dem nächsten Spieler einen französischen Vortrag gehalten hat, das war allerdings Marco Reus, und der hat natürlich überhaupt nichts verstanden. Das gab ein schönes Gelächter in der Kabine“, verrät der Mittelfeldspieler in einem Interview auf der Dortmunder Klubhomepage.
What are you talking about?
Water (1.5l) is only 19 Cent.
Why is Mainz so goot at creating top coaches?
Klopp, Tuchel and Rose, this cant be a coincidence
>brainlet can't even understand French
Yeah, I would have laughed at him too
>Der ehemalige U19-Nationalspieler Sinan Kurt (22, Foto) hat Trainer Pál Dárdai für sein Scheitern bei Hertha BSC verantwortlich gemacht. „Es ist kein Geheimnis, dass ich mit dem Trainer in Berlin kein gutes Verhältnis hatte“, sagte der Stürmer, der jetzt beim österreichischen Zweitligisten WSG Wattens spielt, der „Sport Bild“. In Berlin wurde ihm nach eigenem Bekunden „der Spaß am Fußball genommen.“ Kurt ergänzte: „Ich hatte den Kopf nicht frei, weil ich wusste, dass es keine Ebene zwischen dem Trainer und mir gab.“
>Kurt habe sich „ungerecht behandelt gefühlt“, wie er zudem mit Blick auf seine Einsatzzeiten beteuerte. „Ich war zwar lange im Kader, aber bei Fünf-Minuten-Einsätzen ist es schwer, Zeichen zu setzen.“
>ynr Sinan Kurt
Wasn't he supposed to be a Bayern Granate?
he's actually going to bayern this weekend, .
Seit Winter ist Mittelfeldspieler Shinji Kagawa vom Fußball-Bundesligisten Borussia Dortmund an den türkischen Spitzenklub Besiktas ausgeliehen. Ob der Japaner jedoch im Sommer wieder zurück zum BVB kommt, ist ungewiss. Interesse gibt es nun auch aus England.
Wie "Sportwitness" mit Verweis auf die türkische Zeitung "Takvim" berichtet, sind sowohl der FC Everton als auch der Londoner Klub West Ham United an einer Verpflichtung des 30-Jährigen interessiert. Beide arbeiten daran, Kagawa in der bevorstehenden Wechsel-Periode fest unter Vertrag nehmen zu können.
Konkurrenz stellt unterdessen der Istanbuler Klub Besiktas dar, wo der Japaner ansprechende Leistungen zeigt. In sechs SüperLig-Spielen traf der BVB-Leihspieler bereits dreimal, erst kürzlich sorgte er mit seinem Treffer in der 90. Minute für den umjubelten 3:2-Siegtreffer gegen Atiker Konyaspor.
Daher macht sich Besiktas laut "Takvim" Hoffnungen, Kagawa auch über das Saisonende hinaus am Bosporus halten zu können. Allerdings wird der Japaner auch immer wieder mit einem Engagement in der Bundesliga in Verbindung gebracht.
Nachdem ein Last-Minute-Wechsel zu Hannover 96 im Winter nicht zustande kam, sollen nun der FC Schalke 04 und Bayer Leverkusen in den Kagawa-Poker einsteigen. Beim BVB hat Shinji Kagawa, trotz Vertrags bis 2020, wohl keine Zukunft mehr.
What podcasts do you listen to?
>plays the best season of his life
that was 2014. you must be completely blind to think otherwise.
A lot. What exactly are you looking for?
can't call 2 months a season now, can you.
elmau what a turboturk
Just wanted a comparison. I listen to quite a lot as well. Mostly Fußball (drei90, Rasenfunk, Bohndesliga), Gaming (Easy Allies, Game Informer, Insert Moin) and comedy/random stuff (Podcast Ufo, Fest und Flauschig).
Listen to Fums & Grätsch, Aufwachen, No Agenda as well.
>Fums & Grätsch
Is this actually funny? I haven't listened to it yet, but their Twitter account is often very try hard.
It's funny to listen to. Their twitter is ugh tier.
Okay, I'll try it. Thanks.
Ich hoffe Kagawa wird glücklich.
Ist wirklich schade, dass er nicht in Favres Konzept gepasst hat.
lel what a dumb bengel
Jan-Fiete better reads that interview and takes notes
Jan-Arne Fiep is a lost cause.
>"Scheiße. Keine Ahnung warum, ich kann es mir nicht erklären. Wahnsinn. Es tut mir unglaublich leid für die Mannschaft und für die Fans", stammelte Gregoritsch. Sein Blackout machte ihn immer noch fassungslos.
> "Ich habe davor sehr viele Kopfbälle gewonnen und wollte den Ball auch noch unbedingt wegköpfen. Vielleicht war ich übermotiviert" rätselte Gregoritsch und haderte: "So eine Szene habe ich schon 1000-mal gesehen. Jedes Mal habe ich mir gedacht: Wie kann man so einen dummen Fehler machen? Jetzt ist er mir selbst passiert. Ich hoffe, dass es das letzte Mal war."
>*cracks open a red bull*
he already signed for bayern, it's too late
We all know he will transfer back to Scheiß HSV in a few years as the Heilsbringer, and he'll be a slighly better Bobby Wood.
Japp-Einer Farn should have never talked to people from Buyem
time to prepare the dinner
Tfw retarded and don't understand that math
what should I fep to
will Bremen win against Schalke today?
yes. Fischkopp Derby in the final
most based outcome desu
>we're going to bench lewa and coman so we look like we're not stressing about beating a 2nd bundes team
oh no no no no
Tedesco to mgladbach will be nice
>the Heathens are finally going to win a trophy
unchristlich und wodangepillt
what are u having fren
chicken and paprika and some rice
>Ulreich
>Ribery
>Rafinha
>Müllel
Pokal is so comfy
>tfw you start to miss robben
Feels strange, will miss the guy
i think we should introduce a bundes phrasenschwein
>Wie die in Madrid ansässige „Marca“ berichtet, ist mit Rodrigo (Foto) der nächste Atlético-Profi in den Fokus der Münchner gerückt.
>Dem Bericht der Sportzeitung zufolge ist der deutsche Rekordmeister neben Manchester City, Manchester United, Paris Saint-Germain einer von vier Klubs, der Bereitschaft signalisiert, die 70 Mio. Euro schwere Ausstiegsklausel im Vertrag des defensiven Mittelfeldspielers zu aktivieren. Der FC Bayern wolle Hernández und Rodrigo in seinem neuen „Projekt“ vereinen, schreibt die „Marca“ und beruft sich dabei auf deutsche Quellen. Beide Profis seien bei der angedachten Umstrukturierung des Kaders von entscheidender Bedeutung.
Literally who?
Rodrigo, it says in the text
Full Name: Rodrigo Hernández
Herr Nandez
Better call Saul
>Uli buying Atleticos Resterampe
Ugh
>Bayern München formerly known as atletico c team and academy
molle
Better than Reals right now
Links for bayern, nothing yet on r/influential spheres
both players are starters for atletico
Looks alright although ive never heard of him
He was the difference in the two Dortmund games
Anja laval
Ich liebe Pokal
Jz 1 Durchfall.
KOMM SCHON JUNGE
*BUMM BUMM*
ISS MAL EIN PAAR BALLASTSTOFFE
Stream?
Lol I subscribed to fox sports to watch dfb pokal and bundesliga, they don't show pokal games now. ???????????????????????????
it's not an upset to lose against the future uefa cup winners
/bundes/ is saturated market. They have to jew people now to grow
Ribery at it again
LADS I NEED A FUCKING STREAM, I GOT KEKED
yes here I guess
...
Don't worry, Germans can't watch it either.
Das Erste only shows the other match tonight.
LET'S GO SCHNATTERER :D
Fucking hell.
Thanks lad.
Why don't they play in Heidenheim?
crowd would be too intimidating for the families
Heimrecht does not exist in the quarter finale and up.
Heidenheim is 2.BL, you moron
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I remember a time when Heimrecht existed for every lower league team against a Bundesliga team.
Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka!
MY STREAM IS BEHIND AND YOU SPOILED IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fuck streams and fuck fox sports.
DFB Pokal draw should be like FA Cup draw
no seeds, no Heimrecht
V A R
A
R
No.
KEK
L O L
LMAO
>dfb supporting dirtmund
ahh yes
SCHIEBER SCHIEBER SCHIEBER
yes
Is this the beginning of the end?
How's that last man challenge? Kimmich is literally right next to him.
game just started
>red
laughing_sabitzer.jpeg
Wtf? How's that a red?
WTF, watching ger stream, what was ythe red for ?
Yes, so the beginning of the end just started.
He was alone in front of the goalkeeper, kimmich was too far away
Das Ende fing vor etwa 13 Milliarden Jahren an.
emergency break
i think i spider
>B_______ W_____
It’s 4D Chess. The based referees allow Süle to rest before the match against Dirtmund.
i believe my pig whistles
Now we have the salad
>subbing out Ribéry
Kovac is a fucking idiot lelmo
That is sausage to me
buyernstillwinslol
holla the woodnymp. That ref is shit
>The one player that will do the least to defend
Dunno my man, seems like the right move
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I only understand railway station.
heidenheim kann sich jetzt vielleicht ein unentschieden erkämpfen und dann mit glück im elfmeterschießen weiterkommen. könnte nen super based pokal werden, nordderby im finale
Okay taking bets now. Boateng will do something incredibly stupid in the second half, like causing a penalty or a stupid Fehlpass leading to a goal.
LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL
OH NONONO AHAHAHA
>buy earn
I#m glad Ribery is gone after this season. Thic cunt is no longer sustainable with solo baby tantrums
ahahhahahahshhahahaahahhahahahahahahahhaha
Uh oh, Hans
BEGINNING
OF
THE
END
>Müllel defending
He didn't even do anything this time
OH NO NO NO NO
so will someone post webms or something?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
sorry on my way to the stadium, so no webbums from me
>GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK >GEISTESKRANK
lol
>B*YERN
lizard = FC Bayern München
food = DFB Pokal
haha
no finale for süle either way
sind die spiele im tv amk
ja uezs
you should honestly just let your opponent score if it means that you wont get sent off in 13th minute desu
Bye Nico. Its been a GREAT time with you.
Theres no way in hell that Kovac will be coach for another seasonif they get dabbed on by fucking Heidenheim.
this
*forrestpixie
BE
SCHIS
SEN
WOR
DEN
BR 5 Aktuell (Radio) has it.
nice move by kimmich
cute!
Second one only.
Stop trying those combination passes and take shots on goal already.
>not going for forrestfairy for that sweet alliteration
gibe stream link pls for bayern game
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DOOMED
That was a really nice goal, not gonna lie.
JUST
GESCHNATTERT
OH NONONO
lol
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OH NONONONONONONONO
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would you hope for penalties if you're bayern now?
QUICK, POST DUCK MEMES
based Kopfschräghalter Schmidt
QUACKERER - literally /our guy/
>the bane of bayer(n)
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>Ulreich
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Sure, it's better than losing in regular time
>James
>buyern
>
ANZEIGE IST RAUS SCHNATTERER!!1
WIR SIND BESCHISSEN WORDEN!!!1
BUNDES FOUND A WAY
>Lewangoalski comes in second half
>makes five goals
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>MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK >MENSCHENWÜRDE >SCHEIßDRECK
QUACKED
cmon bayern. score so you can run for 120.
what league is heidenheim?
Müller needs to fuck off
best bundes
Heidenheim is not even on the map.
based wagenknechtposting
6. position in 2.Bundesliga
>Memeburg
>Based Bulls
>Based Schnatterer and Schmidt
>>Schalke
best possible semifinal
2nd GroBdeutsche Liga
Would this game be different if Bayern played with Neuer, Alaba and Lewa?
>Kimmich
top kek, literal implosion
WAS DER BERNAT WIEDER FÜR EINEN SCHEISSDRECK SPIELT!
>Contract until: 30.06.2021
BASED
That sounds gay. Are you a gay?
Alaba and Lewa yes
>4 minutes
grottenolm
>Wagenknecht
>not Cartservant
Literally Marcelo 2.0 without the offensive treat
oh. ok. i thought they just got exposed by 3rr or 4th league
neue
>Bayerntime
lametta not even the ref can save buyern now
>(You)
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