/mlb/ general - RED SUX edition

Bout two a month

My two favorite teams are the Mariners and the Red Sox... I could get over the stream of L's... but this is too much man

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Can't wait for tonight.

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The plan is to hit at least 3, maybe 4 different parks this season.

>ghey

love is never wrong, you absolutely queer fucking faggot

Philly turned Harper in to a homo in less than a month.

I've been to 2 already this year, probably will go see 10-15 this season depending on how the M's end up doing whenever the regression hits

D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

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>m's are 6-1

cheer up user

I hope that Bryce gets a nice ovation when he returns to DC tonight. Then I hope Max strikes him the fuck out 3 times.

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>going to a's today and thursday for free

Feels good man

i don't negotiate with faggots

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Pls no fluke

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Nice one season dynasty you had for a minute there.

this Acuna deal is so bad that his agent should be barred from representing any other professional athlete ever right?

Even 10 years $200m would have been a steal, there must be something wrong with him physically that he knows about and he won't be int he league in 3 years, otherwise he threw away hundreds of millions of dollars for no reason

2S4M

Went to the game where Goldschmidt hit 3HR. Brewers are good now so they jacked up concession prices which blows.

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tiggers v yaks. early 6:30 start time. let's do it!

twitter.com/jclarknbcs/status/1113171205954179083?s=21
God damn it Nats, you're supposed to block ticket sales from DE, NJ, and PA.

>4 more hours until the Mariners game

I can't wait bros what should I do

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nuking the entire city of philadelphia would have no consequences

Unfortunately, I was at Petco when Lincecum threw his no hitter there. I still have my ticket at home.

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Been to two Seattle games so far and am hoping to get to 20 or so this season

They're just chanting BOOOOORYCE

>SD
>Suck Dicks
lol

Smiles that you want to protect.

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ok, this is epic

why is ther no nats phils thread?

do these teams have fans?

A Drug Store

why don't you just make one

Are the mariners elite?

NEED A NATS-PHILS THREAD PLEASE

No.

would be better on a fat braphog

no, i'd rather bitch about it here

no

just waiting for eflin to fuck this up

CUBS FAN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>not larper

Why are normalfags so bad at nicknames even the insulting ones?

SHUT THE FUCK

rank the following by WAR per dollar paid over the next 8 years

machado trout acuna harperc

getting mixed messages here so I'm gonna go with yes

here we go cubbies here we go

*clap* *clap*

No i said no

sorry I messed up

loser/10 for posting this in two threads lmao you are such a loser

btw no cubs today so go away

cubbies in the bulding here we go *clap clap clap*

Phillies
Mets
Nationals
Braves
Marlels

Mets
Phillies
Nationals
Braves
Merlols

any phillies fans here???

No but I'm a White Sox fan watching since my team isn't playing today.

alright I'm out

Mets offense is looking very good early on.

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Listed. Enjoy it while it last. I promise it won't be long.

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>Lets Go Nats
>followed by boos
CBP South

11-1

DOUBLE

>that wave
Kawaii.

Comedy gold

What the fuck O's STOP WINNING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

omigosh!!:D

without a ring

Not driving Segura is will probably the what loses us the game

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>Rockies offense outside Coors Field

IT'S HAPPENING

Big signing for Acuna today. Super pumped to see him in Atlanta for his prime

stop posting like this

>Super pumped to see him wasted in Atlanta for his prime*

you mean Cobb County

bruce why

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Seethe at the Orange Birds.

stop posting like this

>stankees

Why has no one mentioned the yaks blew the save to detroit?

Yo what the fuck is Eflin doing?

This isn't even our final form

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you just did ding dong

go to about 12 at home and about 5 on the road every year. work is busiest in the summer so I can't go that much

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>TAKING SCHERZER OUT IN THE 5TH

YOU WHAT?

nobody actually watches their games the puerto ricans just talk about the boxscore

Can the royals win the AL central

He was already at nearly a hundred pitches

EATON

>not letting scherzer go over 100 pitches because "muh arm fee fees"

smug birds make ya seeth?

Why can't the Nats learn to hit

this

JINTS DOYERS

Based

>straining your ace's elbow in week 1 because some user on Yea Forums doesn't like it

They did better than expected last year, I think they are gonna end up looking good this year as well

nats brinin in a nigga with an 18 era this should go well

oh they're designed to look good, just not be good. enjoy

Rob Dibble please go

based odubel

fucking retard let odubel get a hit on him after a 1-2.kill that pitcher

Alright I will I am super casual and just a stat watcher and water cooler chatter lel fuck you

you could've just said you live near atlanta

Even better
>I dont :^)

Josh "KKK" Hader does it again.

Josh "Pull the trigger to kill the nigger" Hader

so how many niggies did he kill today?

Josh "The number one authority on killing minorities" Hader

Another day, another win

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lmao nats

>Nats

Josh "I'll never get an endorsement deal ever" Hader

NATS BTFO

This is sykkkopithy!!!

OH YEAH CUBBIES WE OWN YA LIKE A NIGGY WE PWN YA

>natinals

so this is the power of the NATIONALS?

looks liike the phillies run away with it this year. who do they play in the nlcs?

>nashitals

he will become the spokesperson for mypillow

>Walgreens
>curly pubic hairs

How absolutely assblasted can one fanbase be lmfao just listen to this crowd

Berds

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>we got harper
lol

>"washington"
>"dc"

>please nail harper

wow classy

>"We got Harper" chant
Kek

the cubbies own ya
put a seethold on ya
watch ya thru a peephole
oh ya best be feeble
cus we pwn ya too

>murder harper
wow dc, wow

I can't breathe at the WE GOT HARPER chants

>nots

>to kill a harper lee
what did they mean

>1-3
PWNED

the nationals will finish above the phillies this year

WE GOT HARPER

how bout dem rings you pussy non state faggots

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gg Leds, see ya early tomorrow.

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Nationals Park has officially become Citizens Bank Park 2: The Harperning

WE GOT HARPER
YOU’VE GOT SALT

imagine not being a phillies fan lmao

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We may never lose again

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imagine living in the worst city in america

Went to Saturdays Brewers-Cards game with my pops. We usually go 10 times a year. Mostly free tickets from vendors at my moms work.

imagine thinking the phillies are winning anything ever

...if the Phillies forfeit the next 158 games

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what the hell man?

imagine watching baseball

lol natinals fans seething

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Sorry i had to lay it on ya i had to give ya the one two

Doxx him! Someone doxx this asshole!

Why would I imagine it? I'm doing it right now.

does DC count as in america?

Good

>SD: Tatis Jr. hits first homer in loss to D-Backs

Tatis Sr. owns what I think is the greatest achievement in batting.

OH NO SCUBA NO!

Adam Dunn
*sip*
Now THAT was a slugger.

seething

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Nats fans are always salty insecure faggots

Most Home Runs in a World Series, at 5 tied with Reggie Jackson and Chase Utley?

Mfw 5-1

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detroit??????

>that wimpy little home run horn
lmao

Rendon is a great man

oh I’m sure (((Klein))) will be praying for cox tonite

Die

>stroking cox
can't make this shit up

2 grand slams in a single inning?

>imagine scoring less than five runs in a game
>imagine losing a game

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talk shit when your team isn't tanking
actually, just go back to /nfl/ and stay there

sjws will cheer this

No Please I Have More Scubas to Kek

the 2 worst cities in america are situated right next to each other, makes u think.

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fuck you

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>tfw a's fan
>take subway to and from shitty job
>there is literally a stop right at the coliseum
>have no friends, no gf, no social engagements so i could go to every night game on the way home from work
>tickets dirt cheap

>don't want to be the worthless miserable piece of shit watching the game alone seeing all the happy 5,000 other people there so i just watch at home

anyone know this feel

>actually, just go back to /nfl/ and stay there
we dont want him, keep him here pls

are the phillies the real deal?

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I live in AZ and am a relative poorfag, so I don't go to games often. I'm hoping to attend a at least 1 game for each of the big 4.

Hockey and Baseball tickets aren't too bad, I imagine basketball ones aren't either. Football tickets are gonna be a bitch tho.

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post address nigga

SEETHING
E
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H
I
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G

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are the 12-2 mets going to win the 2018 world series?

>he thinks the Orioles are tanking

Lol dumb Nationals faggot, always so insecure about your big brothers just up I-95

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ALVAREZ A SHIT, BUT PHIGHTIN'S STILL UP 4

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I usually go to about 10. I live far enough outside the Seattle Metro area, that it is a bit of a trek. However, I do work closer, so it's easy to go after work if I get the urge for a weekday game.

I was at the game when Pujols got his 3,000th hit and kept score. I was also at Palmeiro's 3,000th hit game. Fucking cheater. Also, I attended a Perfect Game pitched by Phil Humber. Great times at Safeco Field.

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>Chicano Whos

on pace for 100 games

I've been looking for this one. Thanks!

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That's the one.

>neutral fan tuning into the Nats vs phils game
>entire fucking broadcast is spent talking about harper
surely there's another topic to be discussed

Actually, right now they're on pace for 162

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SCUBA KEKK SCUBA!

I like the Orioles
I hate plastics who try to astroturf a rivalry between the two teams when they hardly ever play

1749 Alewa Dr, Honolulu, HI
come at me

>tfw no painted titty gf

CUBA SKEK CUBA

wheres the thread?

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watching the away team broadcast i see

they got da bauer they got da speed

2569 Riverbend Rd, Athens, GA 30605

eat,my shitbox dickfag

I always root for the Orioles because I played for the O’s in little league.

You fucking lardtards... cubs have such a bright future. damn! We still have have Knockout Kris, Bashing Baez, Rollin' Rizzo, Harmonious Hamels, Smashing Schwarber, ZigZag Zobrist, Articulate Almora, Barbaric Bote, Quintessential Quintana, Cryptical Contreras, Limitless Lester, and Headstrong Hendricks. Stay mad

You could make it. I stopped making them two seasons ago because the Mariners would always lose when I did.

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okay

>stankees
OHNONONO you dudes told they were good what gives?

SKEK CUBBERS SKEKKIES

>posting the inferior ken griffey game

youtube.com/watch?v=XIqfM_OCGaA

i go to angels games alone all the time user just be yourself

Pretty based

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Wrong. I had both and the first was far more fun. The added touch of teams having themed names was excellent.

Baby shark at the ballpark
big yikes

Mariners Angeles

BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK

nice catch walgreens LMFAO

Sox will be fine!

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theme of /mlb/:
youtube.com/watch?v=XqZsoesa55w

Fucking based

Don’t worry soxbros sale only has 6038383 million left on his contract

SCUBA KEK SCUBA SCUBA!!!!!!

SCUBA!!!!
...

>SCUBA!!!
SCUBA!

SCUBA
KEK SCUBA!!!
>SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!!!!1

OHHH MO MO MO MO SCUBAGH!!!!!!
SCUBAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH1

YOU JUST KNOW

>twinks
>not scoring with bases loaded no outs

Sad!

>themed names
more like meme names
Frank Liberty-Albert Belle (Thanks to DanRyoga)
Big Magoo-Frank Thomas (Thanks to DanRyoga again)
Jimmy Stealth -Kenny Lofton (Thanks to DanRyoga yet
again)
Ken Griffey Jr. -Ken Griffey Jr. (Thanks to DanRyoga
again)
Luis Santana- Carlos Baerga
Scorch Mcfaden- Rickey Henderson
Blazer Brown- Otis Nixon
Razor Sizemore- Craig Biggio
Slick Fitz- Jeff Bagwell
Crush Feraza- Ruben Sierra
Rebel Ruiz- Sammy Sosa (He's the only cub on the 95
team with good power/speed numbers)
Motor Martino- Roberto Alomar
Mike Marksman- Greg Maddux
Greg Marksman- Mike Maddux (hahaha, get Rare's joke?)
Bolt Lightning- Randy Johnson
Snake Mcmillan- Curt Schilling
Stevie Swift- Fred Mcgriff
Adonis Shaw- David Justice
Typhoon Kuroi- Hideo Nomo
Cutter Wells- Chipper Jones
Trix Mcgee- Mike Mussina
Tino Benitez- Ramon Martinez (Thanks to davy12 for
this one!)
Jeff Reynolds- Mark Mcgwire
Pop Risley- Barry Larkin
Lou Junior- Cal Ripken Junior
Sam Scorcher- Tony Gwynn
Eric Collazos- Rafael Palmiero
Chief Caboose- Tony Clark
Mack O'Mighty- Matt Lawton
Lefty Gunnison- Tom Glavine
Hot Coles- David Cone
Brooker Brooks- Mo Vaughn
Bull Gigante- Jose Canseco
Sluggo Steel- Jeff Conine
Crash Cronkite- Moises Alou
Grizzly Wilkin- Ellis Burks
Alan Parker- Larry Walker
Al Byrne- Rod Beck
Damian Hill- Trevor Hoffman
Juan Ortega- Manny Ramirez
Bull Higgins- Matt Williams
Flex Bowman- Kevin Brown
Wayne Line- John Wetteland
Slash Cannon- Jay Buhner
Ram Donaldson- Ron Gant
Brutus McBain- Reggie Sanders
Arms Brody- Greg Vaughn
Jet Salsbury- Chuck Knoblauch
Chad Hacker- Gary Gaetti
Vinny Clayton- Rich Amaral
Moray Ramirez- Edgar Martinez
Viper Ramirez- Tino Martinez

>intentionally walking Franco
Kek

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I'm sick of this corny rapping bald guy on every MLB Network commercial

>bull gigante
Hey that’s my wife’s friend’s name!

TAAAAAKE
ONNNN
MEEEEE

MLB Network actually, although it might as well be the Harper Network

they seem desperate for a lebron type guy but sadly for them harper isnt that good

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>Pitcher batting 8th

Explain this meme to me, /mlb/

Double switch. Outsmart the other manager.

Orioles already have 10% of the total number of wins they'll get this year

the manager who does this also calls runs "points"

Just go to the games no one cares, you can even get one of those tiny radios to listen to the radio broadcast while you watch and fill out a scorecard

>you can even get one of those tiny radios to listen to the radio broadcast while you watch and fill out a scorecard
How to look like an aspie in public 101

A question for you, /mlb/

Should Pete Rose be allowed into the Hall before he dies?

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Neither is LeBron

No

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CUBA KEK CUBA KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

only after

As soon as they let Shoeless Joe in.

Congratulations you got the joke

cubie kek CUBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>cusba

Nothing gets by me

>scuba!!!!!!!!!

>NASHITALS
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Lmao rip nats

remember when the phillies had 4 aces?

B R Y C E

>walgreens

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LEL the cheers have officially taken over the boos. Nats fans got so asshurt they left the building.

OH MY GOD BRYCE
YOU CAN FUCK MY BITCH BRYCE

Harpie pwns ya...n he owns ya

did dallas braden just admit to cheating?

Mest mested, but won
Degrom starts tomorrow, hopefully won't be pulled after the sixth inexplicably
Fire Mickey Callaway

BASED MONDESI

B A T F L I P
A
T
F
L
I
P

not even mad, phillies won't even finish above .500 this year.

WE GOT HARPER
>Nots
OH NO NO NO Look at this dude.

Good times but their lineup was old and beat up by that point

>natinals

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Is Mickey playing 4D chess or what the fuck is he doing

lol the Nashitnals getting ass embarrassed now LOL

Imagine being a Nats fan right now haha...

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OH NO NO NO NO

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>nashitnals
>give bryce"GOAT" harper 1000 HRs
EVERYTIME /mlb/ EVERYTIME FUCKING TIME!!!!!

gnats KEK GNATS!!!

Come into your house
and we out fucking noise you

looks like the Mets are the best team in New York right now

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does /mlb/ just scream into the ether? when do you guys talk about baseball? this has to be the lowest iq general on this board

No

not only is philadelphia the worst city in america, it's also home to the worst stadiums in the country. look at this shit. imagine being a filthlly sports fan.

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Nice trip

nerd

Agh!!!! scuba gnats philthies!!!

Eat my ass nerd

>Philly fans

Seethe harder, faggot.

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Citizens Bank Park is actually really nice. I'd recommend it highly.

>HEY MICKEY ARE YOU BLIND YOUR DECISIONS BLOW MY MIND HEY MICKEY HEY HEY HEY MICKEY

have you ever been in the other generals?

also /hoc/ is the worst and I'm not sure it's close

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>the general that runs Yea Forums
neck yourself pleb

don't forget the 50mil overwatch arena going right next to them
gamesindustry.biz/articles/2019-03-25-philadelphia-overwatch-team-getting-usd50m-arena

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make that 6 outs

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blame the shitty ass brewers fans, general was fun until they found out how to play baseball then it become nothing but shitposts.

>cusb

I'm a cardinals fan you tool

the Phillies are such a shitty organization they celebrate teams and anniversaries for winning the pennant. Imagine being 135+ years old and only having 2 rings

Can anyone be a bro and post funny brewer Wojacks and apus. Lost my collection.

>scuba

Lifelong Philly Fusion fan here. Can't wait to cheer on my my favorite athlete, Kim-Jong Kim at the new stadium.

>cusb

well that is just unfortunate. kinda liked the brewers until just now.

Stupid motherfucker!

>scubie where are you?

>cubie cubie doo

t. never got any (you)s from /hoc/

if you were here long enough to be around in 2011 when the brewers were good, you'd know that it's nothing new. always been annoying.

LMAO BUMSHIT HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oldfag here!

bellinger salami off bumgarner
is that the first slam this season?

this is cwayzie!:3

hoskins hit one i believe

are you mad that i wasn't?

San Francisco Gnats lol

gallie boyz

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t. Nats fan

>bumshit

omigosh gallie!!! :D

scuba kek scuba

me in the blue in front

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so you're telling me this place has been like this since 2011?

Id fuck her

if I see another "scuba kek scuba" post I'm done... Done forever. FUCK THIS

here we go steakies here we go

*snap* *snap*

>tfw no sweet fat girl gf

pretty much, just with more tripfags.

steakies own ya

grim stuff

scuba kek scuba

Thicc

This asshole set my blood to boil

bumSHIT bumFART HAHAHHAHAHA BUM BUM BUM AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

BUMCRAPPADOODYINYOURPANTS HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBMUBMM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

AHAHHAAHAHHAAHA AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

He did. On opening day.

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it was fun if you liked to post off-topic. see the shitposting right now is technically on-topic, while back then it was mostly off-topic.

D:

What the fuck is up with the AL divisions? All the usually shit teams are 1st and 2nd place and all the good teams are 4th and 5th (except angels.) I am not liking this new bizarro american league.

our /hoc/ frens stopping by
well hello there lil guy how are ya?

Based

I am livid!

Here we go Topies here we go

>his team has a loss
Winning games builds character.

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how will los gigantes ever recover?

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I've been growing out my hair lately and it's now long enough that I can't comfortably wear my team's cap because it pushes my hair into my eyes

feels bad desu

got it. weird place this is. thanks for the rundown

Why does your team have a worse record than the Orioles? "It's April" is not a valid answer.

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Kek

better than you

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Now you know what us girls have to deal with

Your daily /tankb owl/ standings brought to you by Chevrolet: Live Mas

tankathon.com/mlb

Are you retarded? Push your hair back and put your hat on by putting the front on first.

But my team has a better record than the orioles

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Just cut the front hair off boom problem solved

this is insanity! :>)

Let's go dads

Thank god the Phils got Harper and not Machado

Not only because Harper's been raking early, but acquiring Machado would've meant moving on from Franco. That could've been a diaster.

Oh RAKING I thought he was saying something else

Good thing I'm bald so I don't have to deal with this!

I have a somewhat large forehead and if I sweep my hair back before putting the hat on I'll look like I'm balding or something. If I wear the hat in a way that looks good, it blocks my sight and gets in my face, and if I wear it for comfort it looks like shit.

harper will slump for at least 3 months then we'll see who is laughing

guess again

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>nast

post boobies

>washitton

That's gonna be a good ass team, next year.

The Internet is nothing but porn

Based

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post boobies

wtf is that phillies OF celebration

*spankie* *spankie* oh and here's another one!! *spankie!*

Good game, Phillies. Stay mad, Mets.

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make a spankie post about the nationals

hey gg man thanks for harper and the laughs and i hope u win at least a couple games this year :)

youtube.com/watch?v=GfGBk3akzdY

Current standings:

ALW: Mariners
ALC: Royals/Twins*
ALE: Rays

WC: Orioles
WC: Athletics

NLW: Dodgers/Padres*
NLC: Brewers
NLE: Phillies

WC: Mets
WC: Padres/Dodgers*

*pending game in progress

Based, or cringe?

Me up all night honking me horn to porn porn porn!

how do you know pervert? post feet

oh naties if ya can't compete I'm gonna have to spankie you!
*spanku*
try harder
*spankie*
oh that's not hard enough
*spankie*
that'll teach ya :3

Spiritual win for my Phillies. Losing builds character and this game will only make us stronger in the long run. Remember guys, baseball is a marathon, not a sprint.

Oops. I meant Nationals. Point still stands. We will only learn from this game.

holy shit phillies win again!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=HjBefBuvCM0
Was this episode kino?

those AL playoffs would be based

jerked off to this, thanks

>sale has lost velocity
is it too soon to say orioles make the playoffs

How the hell do we stop this man?

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I've been starting a cap collection, guys. So far I have 2 Red Sux hats (one is normal, one is colorswapped with a red hat and a navy B), a Stankees hat my friend got me as a gag gift, and a retro style Cubs one with the bear holding a bat.

What should I get next?

WHERE'S

MY

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One that looks nice with this black eye I'm about ta give you!

Mets

glove logo brewers cap

WIFE

The Cubbie didn't lose today i'm so happy :DDDDDDDDDD

wifies make ya seeth??

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imagine being a fan of a team with a loss

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>tfw Zack Greinke just jacked a three run homer

Dubs have decided, and it's in fact a very good choice. Thanks user

get the nosebleeds tix then walk down to the bottom deck then take pics with Ricky Henderson after he wins the race around the track

greinke homer off the daddy noooooooooo :(

330 million and he can't afford to replace is Nationals #34 belt

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woohoo

Oh, no. I sure hope Cutch and Segura and Realmuto and Hoskins and Herrera and Franco and Hernandez and Kingery and Williams can pick up the slack.

Houston Colt .45s

>kingery
lmfao come on man

my raggies :)

Good catch. Post this on twitter to shame him.

*spits on you*

*spits*
scumbag

I would tell you to get a Astros hat, but they're ugly and orange doesn't go with much.

Oh yeah, Rags won.

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>Lastros

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My MLBies

Let's go baseball *clap clap, clap clap clap*

HEY YOU OTHER SPORTS
GO FUCK YOURSELVES

Baseball! Baseball! Baseball!

here we go posties here we go

*brap* *brap*

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>disastros
based and redpilled

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posties fan here!!!

"Hey Nomar, look how badly that faggot is seething"

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Once Franco slumps and he starts getting regular at bats he's going to break out.

posties make ya seeth?

>seething

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h-here we go natsies...?

*snap*

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anyone have the Harper bat flip on webm?

posties own ya

what am i seething about

cubbies own ya...n they pwn ya...put ya in a se-- oh god is that joey gallie?! Sorry it was just banter D:

>OG Rough Riders cap
Those were pretty great. I like the new colors, but not sure about the Teddy logo.

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RANGERS WIN

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Based. As. Fuck.

WHERE MY MONCIES AT?!

noice
they were talking about it during the start of the Dodgers/Giants game

houspie is on a mission

Soon 2: Harper Boogaloo ?

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a's are gonna win it all lads. cap this post so i can embarrass >you and your team in the future.

*spits*
scumbag

*sneezes*
*wipes some snot on you*

>*heems you with a left hook.
(i'm a righty m8)
why is /mlb/ so beta?

*coughs*
sorry I'll be quiet..

*presses charges*
*gets you locked up for good*

sigh, another one fell into my trap...

I'll just leave you guys with this nice little factoid

Max Scherzer is 0-2 to start the year

*cries*
sorry sir..

good luck beating my degrommie for the cy young this year with THAT record max :)

TWINS WIN GO TWINS THANKS FOR NELSON CRUZ

I'm not your guy, buddy.

*blocks you*
*spinning back kicks you in the stomach*

Jesus Greinke

*owns you*
I just pwnd you

Is Grienke gonna hit 50 dongs this year? 2 hrs tonight

Greinke makin ya seeth?

here we go greinke here we go

*clap* *clap*

Based autist for the win

you're already heemed ya goof.

A couple measly home runs doesn't change the fact that pitchers are awful hitters and the DH should be universal.

WE NEED THE DH

greinkies omigosh! :DDDD

Pennants are gold around here kid

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Grienke would DH for this trash team

Why are AL West fans so autistic?
Like for real.

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the brewies own ya

westies make ya seeth?

Fuck you you little cocksucking piece of shit faggots from shitattle go FUCK YOURSELF literally still 4 games back lmao and youre smug but you shouldn't be FUCK YOU
Yea Forumsstros!
ri/c/e owls!

Stay fucking obsessed cocksuckers!

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Thanks Rizz, you're a good guy. Fuck the Mets

houspie spotted! :O

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Hifumi's better desu

see

OH NO NO NO NO ASSBLOWS FANS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Delete this

You’re drunk the Phillies are undefeated

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So who won the Offseason. Padres and Machado, or Phillies and Harper

The last time the Phillies and Brewers met in October, the Brewers got swept

Kimbrel and my Steakies

Padres chimping out, no shock disgusting franchise

>undefeated in April
Only a Filthadelphian would brag about this.

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this is cwazy

Workman has looked good so far

CC got fucking ROCKED in that first game.

>shitlord made a thread 15 posts early again
FUCK NO

>t. someone whose team has lost

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fuck, i made it too early, don't post in this:

paid em back next year

new

>this early
FUCK OFF, please die

>t. houspie
new

we're not using your too-early shit-ass thread, shitlord.

someone make an on-time, there's more baseballposting to be had

houspie spotted

Nice try, Houspie.

Yep, this thread is pretty based

literally no one wants an early thread, you just keep spamming your thread until you get your way.

ON-TIME, NON-ASBERGERS NEW

...

Imagine the nationals getting passed the first round in the playoffs

>2 post early.
what the hell, friend?

>91848197
>t.
shall

i know, it's all just chaos.

>>t.
>
>shall
way to fuck shit up, shitlord.

>15 posts early
Discouraged and explicitly bannable.

and those 4 aces did what to that hitting core that season?

I'm a royals fan we have the same in literally half the time. :^)

NEW

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Based
Cringe

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BASED LAUREANO