/hoc/

HE KNIVES IT AWAY
BUT IT'S PICKED OFF
OHHHHH WHAT A SAVE
AND THEN IT'S SENT ON PAST THE LINE
IT'S WAFFLEBOARDED IN TO THE ZONE
AND IT'S FLOATED ON THROUGH
OOOOHHH WHAAT A SAVEEE
IT'S POPPED UP ANDDDDD
OHHHHHHH ANOTHER SAVE
WOW ACTION AT BOTH ENDS OF THE ICE!
>well doc, let me tell ya, we've been seeing meme saves all over the place
>if the talk between the benches is anything to go by we've got a meme game here
>back up to you, but not before i tell you about where this meme forward played peewee
THANKS PIERRE
WHAT'S THIS?
IT'S ROLLED BACK IN
A SHOT
ANNNNDDD
A SAVE BY THE KNEELING GOALIE
WOW I CAN'T BELIVE IT
MORE AFTER THIS, ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT RIVALRY
THE NIGHT YOU LOVE TO HATE

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Are both the fucking meme teams gunna make the playoffs? Fuck caroliniggers and coyoniggers.

who /playoffs/ here?

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Shant hate the Yotes, they are honorary snowbelt

naw the habs are gonna steam roll pasquale tonight and overtake the relocanes

not yet my dude

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boston/toronto series are the gift that just keeps giving
how could anyone disparage gary's seeding format

Shall be a habs fan the rest of the way ami

Puppers arent that bad

hell yeah brother

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>anime
Ya blew it ami

For me, it’s hoping the teds lose out

>tfw want the Habs in but can’t decide if I hate Ted or Randy more

teds have the best chance at making it a real series against washington
they were the only team to do so last playoffs

randy died in 9/11

I want the Habs to make it because I think the Bell Centre has the best atmosphere to kick off a day of playoff hockey at 7pm.

we need finland to decided which thread is the legitimate one

So it’s decided we want Habs and Ted IN
reloniggers OUT

shant be making tough decisions

Talked me into it

Finland has blessed us THUS making this thread SHALL

gonna go shower and shave, lads. hope this thread issue is resolved when I return

lifelongs WW@?

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Just got my morning juices lads.

They’re one of my second teams along with Montreal

...

Hitler did some gud thangs
go knights

>second teams
>along with montreal
Don't know if this semen slurping thread is for me

how accurate is this?

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I don’t do number autism so I don’t know

Micah wasted a lot of time on this

>Dallas has the best chance in the west
Am I looking at this wrong?

>18% chance that the stars make the scf
>highest in the west
extremely inaccurate

they are bullying us in the other thread again lads

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Id rather stay here than go post with Randy and his retards

let them, randy always thinks his thread is the correct thread
doesnt matter the circumstances

Let them not talk about hockey then

Lads there’s a few non-shit games tonight

For me, it's Lightning-Habs followed up by Sharks-Canucks

Gonna watch my beloved Penguins but shall stay up for a west coast game

a small part of me would have enjoyed skeleposting in the gamethread

shall enjoy your company

Women’s hockey does not matter

do double game threads exist?

That would be peak autism imho

It can happen depending on the game a low key comfy thread can run during a shitposting thread

How many goals did Laine pot last night?

yeah there can be /comfy/ gamethreads. doesn't happen for hockey threads tho

Shall be making a /hoc/ thread in Yea Forums for Wrestlemania on Sunday

horrible thread

this is the thread lads

If people wanted women’s hockey, it wouldn’t need the NHL to keep it alive.

How can the leafs and relocanes both lose tonight?

great idea fren

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dirty bomb explodes in toronto

Would be the most desirable result but we need to keep the reloniggers out of ploffs even if it means a >laffs win

>Relocane zoomer thread
66 posts by 15 people

>Proper /hoc/ thread
67 posts by 19 people

while in principal this makes sense, plenty of other leagues exist only due to the support of the nhl

>nobody mentions the wild
>everyone already talking about “them”

wild🦇

Sometimes we need things we don't want

>Minnesota Wild

>everybody mentions "them"
>nobody goes wild

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Said no one ever of women’s hockey

>some wild mentions everyone
>bodies talking about “them”

based

Just part and parcel of living in a major city

late to the party
but this thread is a BIG shall from me lads

I miss the dinos and spookers lads🐸

Thanks man😃

They're talking about wrestling in the other /hoc/, lads.

smg desu Doesn't that Relocane sperg always sperg out about "hockey discussion"

>hawks eliminated with Avs OTL
>pens clinch with a win
>stars clinch with a win

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Not gonna even lie this format is not so bad

I’m the stone cold avatarfag but I try to keep my stone cold posting to once every few days instead of every post

unironic improvement from that last shit you were doing

It was voted on by /hoc/

#notmyformat

>these homo times
Use EST like the rest of the civilized world

as it should be

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>it's over
thank god. morning skellychads

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Central is the only timezone where God actively cares about people

post the poll results

should use time till games start so its easy for everyone desu

Looking forward to laughing at randy later tonight

its never over on hiro-moots wild reddit ride

thinking about calling gagan for a za

Portugal and Finland are going to war lads
João could get hurt

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SHut up chink no one here relates to eating dog

...

>he doesn’t know about based Gagan and semibased Sumit

why are you so insecure about your identity that what other people eat in another country triggers you?

>Gagan and semibased Sumit
hope gagan will take this one

exposed

Shut up chink stop eating dog

>4chanx is broken
hiro reeeeeeeeeeee

Thinking about Eberle for nothing lads

Again? Gay

how perfect will it be when the habs overtake the relocanes in the wild card

even though i accepted the hasb-canes alliance, i think that >canes elimination day will be glorious

Well, the season is over lads. It was fun while it lasted. See you next season, if I'm not dead by then.

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at least for me it is, since i've turned it back on after the spooky event

whoa there, edmonton picked up elite hockey centre sam gagne for eberle

#PrayforSverige

Works fine for me desu

Only SHIT teams in the playoffs this year

2019 marks the first playoffs without a beaner team since 2004

The Shorks are in the ploffs

>no bean teams
>no Reddithawks
>no >rags
Based playoffs desu

San Jose is pretty Asian, user.

It’s asian and bean and certainly not white

>Finland has two official languages, Finnish and Swedish
Referendum when lads

worldpopulationreview.com/us-cities/san-jose-population/

swedish should be removed desu its useless for 99% of us and everyone hates it

Oh no no no no no

Kino

>no Remy and hoola hoops in this thread
Dropped

Purge Swedish and Swedes

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Maybe you shouldn't have let your country be cucked back in the day

They removed commie when it mattered most

yeah, it makes no sense when you consider other bilingual nations and their cultures
if the finnish government really wanted to be inclusive they should have included russian as well instead the language of the backstabber is the choice

>fighting over threads
>not posting 30 /hoc/ threads + game threads to drive off divegrass
grim

Other thread is gayer than the average Swede

wasnt much a fight
we are posting here and randy is samefagging in the other one

Thinking about watching a documentary about old hockey back when you couldn’t forward pass

Randy is talking to himself in that other thread

2015

WON'T YOU
COME SEE ABOUT ME

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cucks played in the WCF against chiraq

And? You said beaners. Anaheim is white

grim series

"no"

Don't think they'd notice desu.

>he doesn't know

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Going to drop a dirty bomb in the terlet

2017
2015
2009

Also 2004 had the stars

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Remember a few seasons ago when zero (0) canadian teams made the ploffs lads

Imagine exposing yourself as both a brainlet and a newfag on an anonymous hockey forum.

Shame the >pongs won

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Forgot Tampa made the ECF that year. They really are chokes LMAO

I rather enjoyed it
t. Pete from Pittsburgh

playoffs were not the same without >us tbqh

The meme would have been way better if all Canadian teams missed and a team got their first tho
Yeah, they were better

I wanted to believe that season damnit. If they just won an OT game at Barclays that series would’ve been different

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>Yeah, they were better
lmao dullest playoff season since the lockout

Shut the fuck up, Florida got refpucked. Overrated shit's goal should have never happened that series.

>few years later
>mild STILL finish in the 2nd WC spot and get btfo in the first round

Pongs are based

And? Imagine being mad at literally who got “refpucked”

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KOKOKOKOKOKO

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Based retard not looking to see which one was made or posted first.

shutup fatty

Credit to Dani Rylan. She was right all along. This news gives hope that Markham will join Toronto and become a really good team that might challenge Buffalo or Minnesota and Montreal. The NWHL for now seems like the right path to take even if Calgary has to operate independently.

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What should I get from subway lads

>91838971
Based retard giving away free (you)s.

why do you think that matters randy?

A merge of Toronto and Markham would be pretty stacked and fun to watch.

here are the SCF ratings to back this up btw

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>why do you think that matters
Newfags OUT

Carolina deserves to miss the playoffs because of dundon

Shitty fucking sub prime real estate fraudster that probably fucked over millions of people personally then thinks he's a big shot going into football and hockey like he knows fucking anything other than literal fraud

AAF is dead
The hurricanes deserve death

>leaf cucks tuned out
Again better

>Liz Knox saying players may not want to play in the NWHL

Was meant for

Spicy Italian + Turkey on the tomato wrap. Deli mustard, no mayo, every veg, nontoasted

Are you a girl bro

>RELOCANE THREAD BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
LELMAOOOOOOOOOO

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So then you must think soccer is > hockey

those numbers do not represent canada

"The statistic depicts the average TV viewership of Stanley Cup games in the United States from 2008 to 2018. In 2018, the average TV viewership was at 4.8 million per game in the United States. "
statista.com/statistics/305801/average-tv-viewership-nhl-stanley-cup-games/

LMAO posted in the other thread :DDD really fucking btfo owned dude :DD

No female has ever in the history of subway ordered a spicy Italian, bro

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cuckbelt btfo by the superior chadbelt once again

Fucking. BASED good work lads 100+ more posts

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Business idea: Put all the sunbelt teams in their own division.

>put games on fucking CNBC
>wonder why there aren’t many watching

if ESPN wasn’t so cucked I would watch the NHL on ESPN again with Gary thorne

Except he was wrong. It was much better without all the shitters(leads included) just like hockey>soccer

Then release the gas

>Chad division

For me it's the Pittsburgh Penguins.

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For me it’s watching my team on my local broadcast sometimes listening on radio whilst driving or smoking in the garage

why doesnt your country show hockey on normal channels?

They're too busy showing better sports :^)

He probably doesn’t live in a pro market
>teamlets

Yes Emily Clark just won NCAA championship with wisconsin and has also expressed an interest in coming back to play in Canada so we could see a reunion of the 4th line at Pyeongchang. The defense would also be stacked. Goalies could share starts equally. This team could roll 2 elite scoring lines and 2 energy lines effectively.

Spooner - Bach - Rattray
Nurse - Clark - Stacey
Howard - Rattray - McParland
Brown - Kosta - Prevost

Both left and right shots on each pairing

Fortino - Bozek
Channell - Fast
Larocque - Barbara

Shea Tiley
Erica Howe

like povertyball? embarrassing.

She will be left out then.

>Guatemala
>El Salvador
>Honduras

Lmao I guess it's all Mexico now

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:joy:

You got Rattray there twice m8

tom dundon lost 70mill investing into AAF. he could have spent that money on skinner/ferlund instead. lmao probably going to have to make more capdumps this offseason too.

business idea - fold the relocanes

Test

I think she is trying to look out for the other players who aren't big name national players or whatever. Many players will get left behind unless other teams are added

:)

Kek

The Rattray on the 3rd lone should probably be Kristen Richards. Very good checking player

Yeah I goofed. Truth is that roster still doesnt leave room for someone like Loren Gabel who just won NCAA MVP. It could get even more stacked

>dykepuck

>Pens clinch with a win, an OTL & MTL loss + TOR loss or MTL loss in regulation
>Jackets clinch with a win + MTL loss in regulation
>Stars clinch with a win, an OTL, or ARI loss

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Yeah I could see her dilemma. So many great players left out of the loop. I personally would like watching a womens team that takes after the maple leafs. Young fast and skilled with room to grow.

when's the womens meme tourney. this week?

houston hurricanes

Pens clinch with a Montreal + Carolina loss, not Toronto.

Based then we can start bullying Hugh from Houston

lmao at these delusional aaf retards

Starts Thursday.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_IIHF_Women's_World_Championship

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N/a/shville!

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>April 1 - dinos and spooks
>April 2 - randy thread humiliated
What will tomorrow bring frens?

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go knights

A cure for your autism.

Based go knights poster

I doubt he can buy a gun on such short notice

Can they do it lads?

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>page 6
THEY GAVE UP
OH NO NO NO

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I doubt it

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*loses in a few hours*

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drink up, retard

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I’ve got multiple m8

your constant asspain is getting old

overwatch league is on tsn2 right now

:spook:

user.....

Wow!

was it good?

>get blown the fuck out regularly
>n-no you
Every god damn day
How’s its taste m8

people still watch that shit? i thought the game sucks

Canada vs USA is Saturday (group stage)

Why doesn't your team have the best faceoff player, hoc?

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They'd rather face the playoffs than play in faceoffs.

But how can you get pucks on net if you don't win the faceoff

doesn't the owner of the flyers own the team? and that doesn't answer my question

Because >we let you sign him for way too much money and term.

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If that were all there was to it, wouldn't be in the playoffs?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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God damnit I’ve asked twice about the autism beer and that leaf hasn’t answered

Cause Horvat plays with plugs like the 6 million dollar man Loui Eriksson

blizzard has deep pockets to back a "league" for nothing but zoomer hype

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not anymore. i thought they were supposed to have their own arenas for each team and have a travel schedule like regular sports this season.

yeah here’s the thing lads playing vidya games isn’t a sport

>their own arenas
>like regular sports

Fuck esports

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idk that was the plan blizzard laid out when before the inaugural season.

I don't get it, is this actually bad for him?
It sounds like he got what he wanted and then got out of it.

thinkin about an afternoon fap

no it's not bad for him, but it's bad for the league, the players, and their fans. they all got btfo by based dundon.

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Taking the /nap/ pill was a very rewarding experience for me

There is no way McDavid is going to not demand out of Deadmonton this off season, right

LOL nibbacollider BTFO

he's pretty fucking stoic, it wouldn't surprise me if he had a total "go down with the ship" attitude

I maintain that Drew will be a qt one day.

he'll stick around a couple more years before he leaves i reckon.

haula did the weather in vegas yesterday lads
maybe he's the secret weapon to help with the sweep

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I hope drew is the on in the middle

I don’t know m8 would he want to go down as “best player to never win the Cup” as his legacy

Take the uberman pill.

I just listened to the post game interview he was in yesterday. He sounded like his soul just got sucked out of him

That's Tom.

Next /hoc/ get together we should chirp mcmeme during a meal

Those other 2 are little girls though user.

if Calgary wins the cup this year, does McFrustrated leave for a real team?

lads, aaf reddit are seething

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Go back

r/canesfanfics

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Unironically send them some smug 'Canes memes.

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>cucking Charlie Ebersol
based and easypilled if true, hate silver spoon kids

Maybe you’ll enjoy it there better since they have an entire dedicated carolinigger section and that’s what you want /hoc/ to be

>it's real

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>91841334
>time to SEETHE

hes only 4 years into his career. hes still got like another 10+ years before he starts thinking about that. he doesnt seem like the type of player who wants to cause a scene, he will just make the most professional comment all the time. hes more like a yzerman than a roy.

Imagine getting this mad at a joke that has nothing to do with you.

You don't remember a few months ago when some user wouldn't stop posting gay porn stories with Hurricanes' players names inserted? It went on for like two straight days.

>yfw McMeme joins Basedburgh to win a Lee

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Must have missed that episode thankfully.

Can they even afford him?

Yes, Rutherford is a genius

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McDavid will go join the Teds and win a cup, redeeming himself and that team while also sharting on Deadmonton and Douche Shane

imagine being the new gm and the first thing you do is trade away your best player

Seems like something a finn would do.

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>>

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>you can have McDavid but you need to take Puljujarvi with him

did you know that ralph krueger, the guy that used to coach the soilers, is now the chairman of a premier league divegrass team? what an interesting career path.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Krueger

They’re a meme team as well

I don't even know what a divegrass "chairman" does.

i dont know either. i dont get why they need a chairman. doesnt the owner want to make decisions himself?

Remember to give your power to Teds and Habs tonight and until game 82 lads

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NO

MORE

>91841633
Gonna be a hard pass for me.

CAROLINIGGERS

no

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You’re already in m8 we need habs and Teds to finish with more points than relocanes

>we

its true randy

Holy shit I've never seen a team fall apart the way the Canes are falling apart right now.

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we as in /hoc/ you mong

It looks like the Ted Collective has spread, lads. We must be ever vigilant.

Based animeposter

nhl central scouting will release their final rankings tomorrow.

>Ted and his minor-league football friends don't like >us
Not sure how >we'll ever recover 2bqh.

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Am I elite?

>Teds to finish with more points
Who cares, the teds are a joke.

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Even Shannon has succumbed.

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At being a friend? Yes!

tfw lmao when dundumb fucks over the canes too

>more teds
the future is now lads

Thanks bae

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>baseless seething hate over >us
the telltale sign of making progress

Based.

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>baseless

test

sits in a chair I reckon

Don’t worry user you’re still based

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going to the dispensary

>baseless
you guys are faggots and nobody in /hoc/ likes you. simple as

>didn't mention a team name
>assuming who he was talking about so that you can seethe yet again
Think you might be the problem m8.

really happy we don't have a cripple pedo scat loving spammer in our community lads.

checked

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Am I supposed to know what this is an allusion to? /cric/, perhaps?

>didn't mention a team name
Like anyone needs him to
Your team is trash
My team is based

they have sebbo. almost as bad. i'm talking about /heem/

knights are indeed based

Was just about to do this but for >my team.

both your teams are trash

this guy gets it

my team is trash and im willing to admit it
berate me /hoc/

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Tom Dundon? more like Tom DUNDERHEAD

At least you get to claim another teams cup wins as your own

for me it's signing with the NCAA school with the hottest coeds and comfiest campus for 4 years then choosing where I go instead of living on crusts playing for some ECHL team

Nordiques when

well >my team is so based it won't play in these ploffs with all the gay manlets on >your team

Your former players are pretty good lawlz

does the hockey team even get any hype at a big ncaa school? like at michigan or ohio state where they have a big handegg and apehoop programs too?

This post won't age well

The Leafs will beat the Bruins

yeah it's pretty big at schools with good teams. qts show up in droves

My team would be a total failure if not for your team

No, you guys actually aren't cunts and I want to encourage you to hang onto your mellow outlook.

DO NOT BRIGADE r/canes. They haven't done anything wrong.
Their modteam contacted us to say a few users have already gone there to start trouble. I have asked them to share usernames of any who go there to start trouble, and bans will be incoming.

I knew Carolina was Reddit

Go back, and stay there.

>my gimmick is redditposting
kys please

thinking about brigading /cric/ anyone else coming?

Stay fucking scared mates!!!!!

r/sniffmynuts

Jesus fucking Christ

Don’t blaspheme m8

seething
browsing reddit right now m8s, also posting here, and there's literally nothing you can do about it

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>posted from his nintendo switch

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Jets are eternally the most based and Caps are always second most based, but right now 3rd and 4th most based are Yotes and Habs.

so you go to reddit, pick out cringe posts, and then shit this place up for the lulz? how old are you?

Enjoy hell with the non-whites, gays, and caroliniggers

youtube.com/watch?v=4acHWa64v6s

they tarped our upper levels at times but it was free and fun with friends

wow just when i thought i had lost all respect for shannon

very weak post
something I would expect from someone who consumes large amounts of listerine

who do you think shannons favorite WWE Diva braaaaphog is?

Decent post, Sam. You feeling okay?

Dude just fuck this guy.

Fucked over hundreds of people’s jobs and thousands of people’s enjoyment.

What a truly evil man.

What crossover is this

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To be fair you have to be high IQ like Shannon and me to enjoy Wrestlemania

i wonder if shannon will join us for our /hoc/ wrestlemania thread in Yea Forums on sunday lads

>Shannon likes wrestling

unironically hope he Benoits his whole family lads

what stat lines does he read for his mandrama reviews?

>you're not allowed to ever make a business decision if you have employees and that decision might affect them
Not how it works, sweaty. Maybe there are "protections" against that over in communist China.

/hoc/ is having a GCW game thread this weekend. Not mania. You corny fucks

Same as always lad. Workout, get fucked up, turn on a hockey game on on the radio then play some chel

I really hope so

wew shannon's getting ding-dong diddly worked lads, picking mostly faces to win

mandrama homos OUT

can we please all stop for a moment and thank the janitors? go leafs go

what position would Lesnar play lads?

I watched wrestling briefly in fourth grade, I felt like I was too old for that shit even then

Don't know what a Lesnar is 2bh.

>Tr91tor
>overrated shit
Pick 2 (Two)

americans actually think wwe is real

canadians actually think nhl is real

Me too. I remember there was some really retarded kids that would wear wrestling shirts to school in grade six and everyone made fun of them.
Imagine being an adult and enjoying wrestling.

i tried to watch it a few months ago when it got linked in here and the "acting" is so bad. i dont understand how people enjoy it.

its still real to me, dammit

Fu-fu-fu-fuck off

canada has more stanley cups than the united states

Cant WAIT until Dundon relocates the hurricanes to cover his debts.

Reminder there's a once a year opportunity to watch the last regular season night of hockey with me this Saturday

Do it for Ted, Ted's.

i stopped believing in the nhl when gary bettman took over
now i just watch it out of self loathing

1993

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>1980

Jesus would be a two way left winger, 25 goals, 40 assists. Drafted out of a remote Canadian village, would work his way through the minors and onto the Toronto Maple Leafs.

i will. >we play the >rags
>rags

Baking some chicken thighs for dinner. Is there a good way to reheat them while still keeping the skin crispy? I bake two, but I often have the second one for breakfast the next day, or even before bed but the skin is all soggy and gross. It’s always very disappointing.

>laffs are good

makes sense that the shitskin middle easterner would end up a laffer

>only 40 assists

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cover them in rice krispies

So he’s a bust

He could have more but he chooses to play a very solid but clean two way game.

*scratches Domingue with a mysterious injury*
*puts out AHL Eddie Pasquale in net tonight*
Based Breezy rigging the Atlantikino first round matchup
It’s a one night tank lads

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no hes a 7th round diamond in the rough

cover them with tinfoil and throw them in the microwave for 5-6 minutes
ez crisp

No he was drafted in the late rounds because of his slow skating, he had great technique and stuck at it and now is a great skater.

Jesus would be a pass first player like Crosgod his nephew

this works like a charm desu

maybe the april fool's joke is the friendship you build along the way

Jesus would turn the other cheek defensively, like Burns.

Jesus spent three days in the press box with a healthy scratch on his palms and brokeout to the tune of 30 goals

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>tinfoil
>microwave
hmmmmmmm

i know hock hates the canes but watching their AHL team play that 5OT game or whatever last year was great latenight posting

hello my white friend

>tinfoil
>in the microwave
ha ha yikes

Yes. A complete unselfish player who never fights and never celebrates goals, only nods at his teammates and thanks them for passing.

jesus would only accelerate in the nuhl. hes a scrawny soiboi who would be get killed if he was checked by an 80s enforcer.

The Caps will repeat. Stay mad, Mets.

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a first pound a solid
>nice pass

I just remembered the canes ahl team plays in a fried chicken and watermelon sponsored arena.

m'winger

I don't even think most of /hoc/ hates them. It's a handful of loud, angry anons and then a bunch of followers who just like shitposting.

Metsies fan here also Islanders

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wishing i could smash that MF like to some of these posts today

I expect a "your mom's box" post at the end of this season's run, lad.

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audible kek
no i actively root against them now because of randy

>STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME >STOLEN MEME

idk which two games to watch before >my team plays lads

>the absolute STATE of ted's living room

nice Bissell choice, ted

why do you still have the box for the vacuum?

why is teds house always so dirty even tho he has an open vacuum cleaner box there?

/hoc/ is almost nothing but followers these days.

You root against them because you have an imaginary friend?

Do they not have furniture stores in Ohio?

>autism shoe
>shitbox one
>removed smoke detector
>backpack as an “””adult””” male
grim grim grim grim

thinking about making an early thread lads, this one sucks

nice wall decor Ted

There are some severely autistic canes fans who obsess over making threads, constantly avatarfag, and whine about the canes, and disrupt others from posting with garbage and stale memes about a bubble team. You only have yourselves to blame.

Ted has some weird commie living arrangement that covers most of his living expenses, but doesn't actually leave him with a lot of money to spend on stuff like furniture.

I’m a college student tard

>a shoe in your house
why are americans so subhuman

sam and ted are zoomershits

so he sucks cock to pay rent??

>house
It’s an apartment faggot

whats your thermostat settings, ted?

this nigga gets it

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72

is that what you call your dads house?

There are some severely autistic /hoc/posters who obsess over making threads, get triggered by a single team's images on a fucking imageboard no matter how infrequent they are, and whine about the canes, and disrupt others from posting with garbage and seething about a team that lives rent-free in their head. You only have yourselves to blame.

You're still a subhuman for wearing shoes indoors. Your stepdads basement doesnt count as an apartment btw you cuckold

>that fucking bruins goal
JUST I live in an apartment but every few weeks I go back home for the weekend

This is the truth, but /hoc/ doesn't want to hear it.

See?
You act like an attention whoring tripcode, and then cry when we mock you and your garbage franchise.

Well? Where do you leave your shoes? Out in the elements?

>basement

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the best part is when they constantly make gamethreads for their 3 fans to prove they are a "real" hockey market

>likes to watch hockey, smoke weed, and play with his penis

leave the man alone, nothings wrong with that

can i get a hit bro

In my apartment

You lose your fucking mind the moment anything about one particular team ever gets mentioned, then dedicate the next half hour to shitting up the thread. You're not the savior of /hoc/, you're what's killing it.
Seriously, seek fucking help.

INCONSOLABLE

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actually it was stolen from /mlb/

am i the only stars fan left on Yea Forums?

sometimes it feels like it

Based

>flag with one star
>fan of the stars

intergalactically based

"Hey buddy wanna come over to my place and fuck on my dirty floor, because I have no furniture? We can watch the Jackets lose while I try to fuck you with my 4 inch cock?
Then you can bend me over the vacuum cleaner box. Sounds hot right?"
>the absolute state of Ted

wow im surprised you didnt just respond >1993, like you do when your lack of hockey knowledge gets exposed.

Maybe all of the other fans are all just keeping their heads down because they know what happens to a team that gets any attention here.

i used to be a bonechad, ya know

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t b h gamethreads have less to do with volume of posters and more to do with courtesy to /hoc/
is 10-15 Lightning posters considered a huge amount every game? maybe not but it’d really shit up the thread if we all posted there instead of a gamethread. same thing for the Canes, they clearly take it to a whole different level than >us and I’m glad they don’t shit up the general.

As a Habs fan, I hate that I’m a Patriots fan, but I love Tom Brady so much, I couldn’t not cheer for the Pats

1. autistically try to make every general
2. insert meaningless canes garbage into every thread
3. avatarfag the same old stale memes
4. cry when people make fun of you (you are here)

I miss the Stars frogposting in /hoc/ tbqh

We don't allow too many texans here because they're sunbelt.

they come and go, kinda fairweather if anything

Robin trower just released a new album
It’s pretty good you should check it out
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zi30ztZIWGw

not gonna lie lads I'm kinda worried about or chances

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at the door
not on the carpet like a fucking sunbelter

Yikes, best-timed ban ever. After 10 seconds of that faggotry yesterday I wanted to kill myself more than usual.

why are you writing ted fanfic, lad?

I have a sofa doofus

I never use a game thread because A. /hoc/ is a Jets general and B. I'm not in the business of giving a fuck about you dorks. I don't care what you guys do as long as sunbelters don't use /hoc/. The rest of Yea Forumsetty can get fucked

This. I went to a Stars@Panthers game and the away attendance which is normally decent cause it’s Florida and the tickets are so cheap was the worst I’ve ever seen. Maybe two dozen Stars jerseys in the entire crowd. grim

I have no fear.

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NEW

>sparks in net
You're going to win tonight.

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It’s carpet all the way I’m going to fucking shoot anyone who comes here

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I like it. Kind of like hendrix. Shall be recommending it to my dad

After video review it was determined we have a good goal

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post inside of box