/hoc/

Wouldn't be /hoc/ without thread wars.

Shall be contrubutan to actually hockei discussion

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Are you sure that you came to the right place?

i see you're a man of culture

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Farming likes is over.🐱

Who is this SLUT?

>Farming likes is over.
remy's hula hoop and godly ass is forever, though

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ha ha remember when we almost talked about hockey like an hour ago
those were some fun times ha ha

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ha ha hockey

you should try posting in the canadian thread with hockey discussion
not sure what you expected from here

clinical autism

>hockey
>on /hoc/
lol git out nerd

classic mistake

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oh thats a good point
clinical autism is exactly what id expect from relocane op thread

why are they so predictable lads

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Because they're stupid.

boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/91836486#top
We’re in here without relococksuckers

You don't have to attach a picture of shannon to every one of your posts.

Can't tell if this is a new /hoc/ meme or not.

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My jungle fever posts get deleted but this is OK?
Uhhmmmmmmm Hiro???

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Wait, you're saying that Yea Forums actually has moderation now?
That doesn't seem likely.

>he's still trying to keep it afloat
Grim.

Kaapo Kakko when?!!

1st overall.

Never.

SHANNON

... yes?

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>celiac disease and diabetes
>f*nn
no thank you

>celiac disease and diabetes
How the fuck can he even play as well as he does with all of that wrong with him?

Imagine how good he'd be if he was healthy.

>celiac disease and diabetes
>canadian

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How common is this shit?

>*tricks him into eating a cookie with gluten in it*

Which hoc is real hoc? Any early fags or are we just upset about relocanes OP?

Gary had to stop him from going 1st overall somehow.

we are strong enough to keep two generals alive, this is east coast power hours, not manlet pacific hours that can barely keep a single thread on page 1

This thread has Remy so I'm staying

This was the on-time thread.
A handful of Canadians are just seething and protesting as usual.

hello my remybro

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Pour moi, c'est Manon.

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manon and remy and the queens of /hoc/, mia is a princess though

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This is the post.

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>Mia
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

For me it's Haley Irwin
qt in Vancouver

Imagine not having a rich colonial history

For me, it's the Lost Colony of Roanoke Island.

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What a travesty hes allergic to food that you shouldn't be eating because it's all carbs and is required to have perfect blood sugar levels all the time

I have no idea what tone this post is trying to convey.

ha ha wtf

>food that you shouldn't be eating because it's all carbs
I don't know what you've heard, but hockey is not for everyone.

only way to tell which the real threads is tßh

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Is this the German Avsposter?

>tssh

They're talking about wrestling in the other /hoc/, lads.

Wrestling or wrastling?

Based kind or Yea Forums

This is why you don't post in late threads.

Brainstorming new ways to light up the hockey world.

Yea Forums mandrama shit

Business idea: add more Finns.

Business idea: only my team can win

not saying its perfect but could work desu

No, it is perfect.

better chance of winning tonight, jackies or hasbs?

Red Ted Redemption

Wild take: neither.

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Gary

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The other /hoc/ is still shit, lads.

Imagine calling people autistinc and then bragging about out-autisming them.
/hoc/ has become a truly grim place.

It's getting dragged along by a few incredibly-dedicated retards, and most of /hoc/ just goes along with it.

Might recycle this thread just to watch the retards seethe.

watch those puppets dance randy

Looks like we got one early.

fellow non-leafs, let's rate the leaf teams.

BASED: flim flams
GOOD: hasb
DON'T CARE: soilers, cantpucks, zippy planes
HONESTLY I JUST FEEL SORRY FOR YOU AT THIS POINT: snes
FAGS: laffs

>MY TEAM: nuskc
BASED: flims, jits
MEH: hasb
EWW: >laffs, >soilels
DESERVES BETTER: snes

>fagolina OP
see you tomorrow lads

It is

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youtu.be/BXhIT4MpRis

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SDET

BASED: flams, hasb
Good-canucks, jest, snes
FAGGOTS-leafs, oilers

Taking a hefty Alberta right now.

Thinking about Skinner for Pu again, lads.

BASED
VEGAS

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kek streamable.com/7z60m

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...

Calgary for Canadians who want to see Canada win a cup but also want to be respectable about it.
Toronto for Edmonton fans.
Winnipeg for the First Nations, for the overlooked prairie posters from Saskatchewan or wherever, and for one or two dormant Atlanta posters.
Vegas for people whose teams have been out the playoffs for years and don't really care, and for people who think it'd be bad for them to win in year 2 and want to see the league burn.
Arizona for both wholesome folks and for pathological contrarians.
St. Louis for people who like a nice story and who have no compelling reason to like or dislike any other team.
NY Islanders for people who hate Toronto and/or Tavares.
Boston for the rest of New England.
San Jose for fuckin' rad '90s kids who like teal and orange and badass sharks and shit.
Carolina for funposters and (you)farmers looking for maximum return on investment.
Columbus for those who have been assimilated by the Ted Collective.
Dallas for... I don't know.
Nashville for... animeposters? Maybe?

>just now seeing the highlights
>both of sparks allowed goals were from behind the goal line

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what the fuck is happening to winnipeg

ehlers and byfuglien are both back so don't give me the injury excuse

How does someone let this in?

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pekka rinne game 7 jets

COOLman

Wasn't that one at least above the goal line? Or am I misremembering?

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Yeah it was like a foot above the goal line

you can only post ITT if you team clinched in March

>premature oles
NO NO NO NO NO

What if >my AHL team did?

on the goal line
youtube.com/watch?v=2f39JwAQPLE

>2d

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At least that first one was a proper shot on net, and not just a lazy, one-handed backhand shovel toward the goalie's feet like

Jack Edwards btfo of corsi % and "algorithms"

N/a/shville!

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Can't wait for him to retire 2bh. Quite the embarrassment.

WITH FINNS YOU WIN

Ted BTFO

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Naturally.

A bad night for The Collective.

SKAAARRRRR

is that the dyke from sailor moon

Bolts have their heads in the clouds
They are not playing any defense tonight
Amazed they actually scored twice tonight

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Oh so THIS is the real thread?

>AMAlie
literally *eddit

The other one has a racial slur in the OP. It's probably not long for this world.

Amalie's just a qt French female name tbhon

I agree, sunbelters are the most oppressed race

Always was 2bh. A handful of autists just staged a coup and refused to use it.

Have the bolts even gotten a pp tonight? Does (((Gary))) really not want the jackets in the playoffs this much because of revenue?

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Someone finally showed Gary the projected revenue from the T-shirt sales.

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I hate the Kings so goddamn much, we better not fucking blow it

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>Cernak gets taken down with two hands from behind
>gets called for embellishment

Gary really pushing hard for habs

>get pulled down
>embellishment
I understand

Sharks-Canucks

why is shannon so fucking retarded?

Did the habs just ice the puck and the retarded refs forget they're not a pk?

>can't crack a short handed blue line

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He's actually quite based.

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>middleton in
shant watch a game that doesn't matter with an ahl defense that gave up

Imagine literally having to play against the Vancouver "Vancouver Canucks" Canucks

>Minnesota dabbing on the Jets
I'm thinking Winnipeg is a 1st-round exit.

shouldn't you be in the gamethread

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go knights

>laffs
what a pathetic franchise lol

I'm everywhere bro

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not so premature eh Florida Joe?

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Now now, lad. Don't bully them.

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Best of luck to >vous, friend. Hope to see you pass the Teds for a playoff spot.

Still in this boyos

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i'm a habs fan lad, premature oles are usually bad juju, glad to be proven wrong

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based habs
fuck the teds lads

go yotes desu.

pour moi, c'est les Habs et les Hurricanes, pas les Teds

yep, hope to see you this time next week m8

This.

See you there, mes amis.

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Coyotes please don’t let me down

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I'm not a yote and I don't have it in me to stay up for west coast games but I feel like the yotes are >our brothers so I will root for them in spirit at least

MY CAPTAIN

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yotes are the sikhs of /hoc/, by which i mean they are rarely seen but are bro tier

literally me

Your analogy is wrong, but I can't explain why or I'll get reported for /pol/shit.
I'll leave it at Yotes >>> Sikhs

hi don't watch your sport but i really like the culture of /hock/

I hope you mean classic /hoc/ and not seething autistic /nuhoc/

I will never support @NHLCanes after @TDCanes actions with @TheAAF. He is a disappointment.

Whose tweet is this?

no seethe today brother

Genuinely miss old, frenly /hoc/ these days.

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come hang out during rph fren

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Wish I could. I have to sleep.

A V A L A N C H E

Hockey was the one sport where I didn't have a clear least favorite team in the league, but that's changed now. The Whalers would never have done us dirty like this

the fuck did he do now? I don't keep up with handegg

kek he folded the league lad

It’s a curse of Yea Forums, threads devolve into nasty shitposting. I’m also a /m/an and threads have gone to shit on that board.

ahahahahaha

get dabbed on AAFags

How stable was the league in the first place if they sold him a controlling share for like 20 bucks?

why are the sharks away jerseys so ugly lads

We entering /realcoyoteshours/

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Bad balance on the sleeves, no balance on the bottom of the torso because there's no fucking horizontal stripe anywhere on it.

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Coyotes can eat my fucking ass

retard
based analysis thank you lad

>why are plain jerseys ugly.
sounds like you're the retard friend.

The last good jerseys they had (that actually looked like proper hockey jerseys) were the ones used from 2008-2013.
Although their third jerseys have always had the "no bottom stripe" problem going back to 2001. The only third jersey that didn't was the 1997-1998 one just became it was made to be the basis for their next regular home and away jerseys after a redesign anyway.

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Fuck you

You're right. The more it looks like a featureless practice jersey or a fucking gym pinnie, the better.

>that asian sharks fan in vancouver
wew lads

yoties!!!

playoffs lads here we fucking come :DDD

Fuck the furries you faggot. The kachina jersey is possibly the worst jersey in sports

San Jose is basically just a railroad town from 1868.

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I don't post this often, but you should honestly kill yourself for making such a bad post.

I can't even imagine being this wrong about something.

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Not even a yotes fan but the Kachina Jersey is possibly the best Jersey in all of hockey. They should just go back to it.

B A S E D

who's the munkee

still waiting for a status update on baranon

SEETHING Kangz fan.

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lmao a buzzer beater

Congrats Mild. You are finally free from the hellhole that is first round exits for the first time in a long time.

YOU JUST KNOW

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F
That Aussie mild user must be happy at least.

happy for mildbro

>stars eliminate the the mild from playoff contention
>texas state girls team beats pedosota for national title
"state of hockey" everyone

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RIP Kuemper

Lord what happened to Darcy?

Got a stick in the face twitter.com/Kingsgifs/status/1113292977491701760
looked painful

Fucking Kangz

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PUPPERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sorry yotes
F

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H A P P E N I N G

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The >shorsk have done it again lads

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A tale of two JUSTs

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>u will be

Morning lads

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Why is /hoc/ so ded tonight?

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Because these retards split threads again and there are 2 going right now

based Kakko

>randy's thread still lives
desperation mixed with determination

For me, it's this thread

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