Can’t crack NFL roster

He's already between tweeting snark about his former team in Canada's (Montreal) financial issues cause they're about to be sold to new owners. He's jaded and bitter.

this. maybe he will have another few seasons in developmental leagues, maybe not, but he's blacklisted from the NFL, 27 this year, technically would not be allowed in the XFL per league policy, and still has a fat stack of money to sit on. all he has to do is not die and he can ride into the sunset. for johnny, this will be a tougher task than for most

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No need to project.

Insider here, the Cardinals are going to pick up Manziel because he is Kliff's guy. They're trading the first overall to the Raiders for Carr and their first pick. Trading Carr to the Dolphins, and Rosen to the Patriots. Screenshot this.

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I'm hoping that Tebow reaches out to him, preaches the Word, and converts Johnny into a good Christian boy.

Then they go on a whirlwind national tour doing motivational speaking and mentorship of disadvantaged youths. The resulting documentary will be powerful and inspiring. God Bless.

sounds like he should sue for collusion

And then pictures of them fucking will surface on tmz.

>Lugo
>Mickey

yikes

I'd rather see Manziel turn Tebow into a cokehead

this but only if they kiss a bunch of times no homo

He's going to the XFL.

Vince said no thugs, kneelers, or anyone with a criminal record.

No Manziel.

>Vince said no thugs, kneelers, or anyone with a criminal record.

he really wants it to be shittier than the CFL doesn't he

what the hell is his target demographic? mormons?

Please call us members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

HOLY FUCKING DIMES

GIVE HIM THE STRAP VINCE

youtube.com/watch?v=9i9ClFVn9Sw

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Boomers who stopped watching NFL because Trump told them it was full of thugs, kneelers, and criminals.

>Rich father so none of it matters

Tried to cash in on the anti-NFL boomers but his league won’t arrive in time, whole thing already ended

Vince McMahon is going to pay him better than either

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/spuh/ janny lol

He's gonna be a DJ bro, music is his life.

what league policy?

the XFL declared that players with criminal records would not be eligible for the league. with that said, i just read this, so i suppose there may be room for exception for big names

bleacherreport.com/articles/2756007-johnny-manziel-reportedly-still-eligible-for-xfl-despite-no-arrests-policy

He comes from an old money oil family he’s rich as shit trust fund baby

believe it or not manziel to the cards aint that far fatched.

Mmmmmm god damn

Could you imagine the smell

>heavenly

Still a better QB than half the starting QBs in the NFL

You know this is true

>X-League
>imagine him losing to fucking Japanese IBM employees

there's a team in the X-League who only have police officers as players

I'm sure Johnny is already used to getting body slammed by cops, so...

aww siiick!

fuck it dude

I'd take him over any second string QB and over Cousins, Watson, Dalton, Mariota, Rosen, Goff, Stafford, Wentz, Cam, Ryan, Trubisky, Jimmy G, Winston, Rivers, and Darnold.

assuming he doesnt get the call from the nfl, he should sign to the afl for a season just for the fuck of it before going to the xfl. manziel as the future atlantic city blackjacks qb would be based.

Baker Mayfield already took his position as the small scrappy underdog athletic white QB without all the downsides

Cleveland Browns?
>youtube.com/watch?v=PGUq3RNVOxA