you've been tasked with improving the popularity of soccer in the united states, what do you do?
You've been tasked with improving the popularity of soccer in the united states, what do you do?
Connor Martin
Nicholas Cox
Commercials everytime the ball is out of play
Owen Hughes
Give the players guns
Aaron Clark
More funding for schools.
Grayson Davis
Free burgers during commercials everytime the ball is out of play
Jace Garcia
Blacklist all soccer related content
Parker Williams
remove mls fans
Elijah Watson
added time multiball
yellow cards = person comes off for 10 mins and a big alarm sounds and the words powerplay sponsored by microsoft appear on the screen
Adrian Kelly
MULTIBALL
Cooper Sanchez
>Continue changing population
Kevin Baker
Target inner cities. I get the feeling that as soon as the US gets one good (great) marketable ghetto soccer player, there will be a kind of domino effect.
Isaiah Myers
Unironically a shot clock and to have 2-point goals (those from outside the goalkeeper area).
If they work, then I’d introduce other rules (in particular, the College Football rules in case of a tie)
Ethan Cook
blacked as MLS main sponsort
blacked ads in every stadium
Evan Nguyen
Advertise that liking it gets you laid
Chase Morgan
Make it appeal to the average American rather than cringy American neoliberal Europhiles
Asher Scott
Invite the MLS winner to the Champions League group stage and the second best team to the Europa League.
Host the UEFA Super Cup and the Community Shields in American cities. Move the Confed Cup to the US permanently.
Kayden Miller
Give the goalkeeper a gun
Brayden Sullivan
Unironically male the goal twice as long and 1.5 times as tall
Landon Sullivan
Thick black men in spandex and military ads
There you go
Robert Butler
what about goalkeepers?
David Collins
Give them stilts