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IT'S LIKE I NEVER LEFT

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There’s nothing but challengers right now.

Should I order Chinese or a Pizza?
Had this a few weeks back and would probably get it just like this.

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Pizza. Always.

Pizza. Always.

Are you fat? If so pizza because tastes better
Are you skinny? Reward yourself for not being a fat shit and eat pizza

Get that pizza, looks pretty good.

STATE of it

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>Papa John's

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>Rafael isn’t a tennis player, he’s an injured person that plays tennis
What did uncle Toni mean by this?

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post Momo webms :3

What is up with mugu? She's lost to a random assortment of people recently

Post lost stories of Caro going to hair barber shop to cut hair

I forgot to save it, about ayear ago

she deleted it before it expired

Arantxa Sanchez is cute, i noticed her for the first time only on RG 2018 ceremony, I googled her in june 2018 young photos then and she wasn't that cute when younger, but as milf she became qt!

and I learned about Mauresmo only in autumn 2018(?), and at that moment I forgot about Sanchez, but they certainly have a same traits
Sanchez also looks like Jennifer Jason Leigh a bit

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>but they certainly have a same traits
and also Mrs. Arantxa look like Pliskova(s) here(eyes and nose)!

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and she have mauresmo's(momo's) chin/jaw/lower face on that pic

cuuu~uute!

(also they both have a nice hair!)

Did anyone else see the leaked caro garcia photos?

she doesnt have such
she have no bf and use no social media
she is not into compromizing pictures of herself and not into sexual stuff

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>She's lost to a random assortment of people recently
WTA in a nutshell m8

U wot? She literally beat a girl yesterday without even stepping on court

perks are gone🙁

🙁

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Riske btfo unfortunately

>unfortunately
Fuck that bitch

Unfortunately because I put 10 quid on her with another Dutch club

Haha😂

>Betting on a match fixing coal burner
Oy vey🐉

I love Germany!😃

Lost.....

Not a single interesting match today

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>worst pliskova
How is one twin miles ahead of the other?

>t. Autistic Angelique shitposting from Monterrey

No not a proxyfaggot from California like you, nigger

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Do you think Pavs purr purrs when she sleeps?

one is bitchy strong alpha, other is too kind and gutless, but cuter and softer

🍥

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stop baiting at me and accept that momo is lovely and pretty beautiful

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One of them paid attention in serving class, the other was busy coal burning

"""she""" looks like an Argentinian footballer

I don't even know what that means but to you think Angelique kurr burrs when she sleeps?

>people wearing hats and gloves in SC
When will winter end

Who?
She looks like Sabbatini though, who is also very very beautiful, like a top model actually

also sabbatini looks like mauresmo and crawford
sanchez looks like mauresmo and jennifer jason leight
mauresmo looks like sanchez

seems like we can classify them into one category
larrson, bertens, pavs, kerber - the other category

yeah i think she takes a lot of pleasure in sleeping

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Mauresmo looks like a man, you mentally ill Chernobyl baby

yes, she have some strong features in her face, but she is attractive as a women
i thinks her manly masculine face gives her a special charm

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Clearly you're homosexual

no, i am clearly not
eg there is a twitter guy annak_4ever and he calls himself oleg and probably and anna kurnikova fan but recently he became so obsessed with Lucas Pouille that he actually might be gay, because it goes beyong posting gifs and vids of his training

and i am not such for sure

>manly masculine face
>charming
If it’s on a guy

you now remember that mad tv episode where serena played against a male actor who dressed up like mauresmo👌

Boris the batty boy😂

THATS THE POINT!!!!
why tomboys are cute? because they are not tomboish

why is she cute? because she looks good with no make up and she is not as feminine as others, but still wants to hold hands and be cuddled deep inside

Stop replying to him🐸

>THATS THE POINT!!!!
>why tomboys are cute? because they are not tomboish
>why is she cute? because she looks good with no make up and she is not as feminine as others, but still wants to hold hands and be cuddled deep inside

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renaissance of german humor ladies and gentlemen

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>because they are tomboish
fix

note how politely mauresmo avoided to bring up a mother card

This already has been discussed.

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momo is qt and beautiful, period.

the thing also is that she probably was insecure during teen age and early 20s and shy because she did not look like all this slavettes and was attacked by rude opinions(though she was topper in her career, and that boosts self esteem) and i wish i was there to support her and say that she is v pretty and wifable ^_^

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good post!

martic is cute!

replace tomboys with manly dykes it turns out to be very laughable pasta

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top kek🐼

also she have cute feminine voice

btw her choose of words/intonation/speech sounds like Caro's, very much

also her legs look so good in this black tights!
and ankles too :3

love women's ankles

Does Mauresmo have Schwartzman's traits?

it was before a motherhood wasnt it?

also do you like momo/sabbatini/sanches? Seles? Pavs? Flipkens? Mugu? Bertens? Caro? Kvitova? Konta?

Reminder that Boris is a 14-year old boy who lives with his parents

chill sperg

нy пo-дpyжecки тo...

(a дeфиc пepeд -тo вeдь нyжeн был? a двa cтaвить пoбoялcя, ни paзy нe видeл(

Why are there so many high ranked players in that Mouratoglou challenger?

me except 8 years older

aren't we all?

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are you the same age of Zverev? he makes 10kk a year how do you feel?

>Why are there so many high ranked players in that Mouratoglou challenger?
x2 your question

isnt even the prize money is smaller in Monterray than in Charleston?

He's literally the most powerful man in tennis

ДPУГ и COOTEЧECTBEHHИК, нy чё ты...

тeбe вpoдe гa(p)би нpaвилacь, ecли пoмню хopoшo

>zverev prize money 2018 7 million dollars
>10k

Happy Autism Day!

thanks bb

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>Day

>never-seen-before norwegian appears in /tennis/ to congratulate us to World Autism Day

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martic have such thin long legs, and that this black tights suit them well

endorsemmetn+inviting money

who? zverev?

No Mouratoglou also everyone he works with seems to use shitty tactics while playing, Seems like a nefarious individual desu

twitter.com/Olly_ATP_2019/status/1110907976481759232

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no boris that was just his ´prize money .What he earned on court .in total he probably made more than 10m per year his last two season

>Zverev is sponsored by Peugeot

Lmao

8 months later and this is still my favorite tennis webm

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post other webms

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I'm not sure why I keep these

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>save something so you can post it later
>can't find a reason to post it

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poor ball slaves

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kek, what a little faggot

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wtf is happening there

he was okay though I made a gif of it

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listen to your heart even if you doesn't have one
youtube.com/watch?v=Z30EeVQLYwA

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For me it's It Must Have Been Love

>that filename

Based R2

for me it's heart and soul by t'pau

Foxposter spotted talking about nwo in ngubu thread

For me it's Walk Like an Egyptian

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I, too, have watched JoJo.

I haven't, I'm just old. It's strange seeing so many comments like "x brought me here" and not knowing what these zoomers are talking about.

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It's crazy how lazy many zoomers are

I can sort of get older songs being featured in newer media that I don't know or care for.

What really bench presses my serve is '20xx anyone?' or 'why don't they make music like this anymore?'

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It was lame irony, mr boomer, relax. Also, statistically speaking, if you’re posting on this basket weaving blog, chances are you might be younger than JoJo.

>"I was born in the wrong generation"
Heh, although pic related is my favourite type of comment.

I'm not even sure what JoJo is desu. Thought he was the baddie from Powerpuff Girls.

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Some manga from 1986 still ongoing.

Yeah, I googled it. I mean, technically, the show that used the song only started in 2012. But that's not important... What's important is Debbie Gibson > Tiffany

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1910 = music started is still the best comment

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Nice. I'm not sure if I like the comment more or the sweet username.

this american girl is thicc

Will Muguruza be able to do it tonight?

Of course

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Is there a more unlikable player than Collins?

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Putintseva?
Gavrilova?

Serena and if we want to get into ATP Djokovic

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Putintseva a cute

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>1910 = music started
fukken lightbulbers

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Serena

youtube.com/watch?v=Cx-m31-5f-E

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Siegemund is fucking hot, bros

It's the socks desu

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>turn on the match
>she's wearing pants
Meh

Whoops. My casual is showing

Meant Navarro

Well, that makes more sense.
>18 next month
Alright, alright, alright!

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Emma Navarro's dad is a billionaire banker and he was born in the same town where my alma mater is located

>In September 2018, he bought Charleston Tennis LLC, owners of the Volvo Car Open women's tennis event, and the Family Circle Tennis Center and Volvo Car Stadium, through his company Beemok Sports LLC.[6]
So that's why she's playing

She's doing some quality hitting
Looks strong for a kid

>I should have spent more nights up late watching irrelevant WTA mud tournaments

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MUGU STREAM

youtu.be/0g6Ek94oX68

Mugu~

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Broken

>Mugupooza

This girl is a permanent ITF player ranked 253 in the world and she's out playing Muguruza

finna boutta get banned byebye

She's scared
She knows her career is over

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MUGU!

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>What's important is Debbie Gibson > Tiffany
only in your dreams

youtube.com/watch?v=bITmSpxUAA8

sweaty ruse looks good in them tights

post

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angie with helium'd voice

instagram.fhel5-1.fna.fbcdn.net/vp/caa95686e1c424ed452b5d55c0e1e38b/5CA72300/t50.12441-16/56748850_589083091615149_5432617870378498625_n.mp4?_nc_ht=instagram.fhel5-1.fna.fbcdn.net

angie looks like a person who becomes drunk and awkward after two wine glasses

Why the fuck would you dislike based Nole?

how can i hack some tennis player ig?

Who's?

mugu

post pavs leaks already

She's cute no homo

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she's a good mum

elespanol.com/corazon/famosos/20180218/drama-arantxa-sanchez-vicario-prodigio-perdio-dinero/285721878_0.html
>It touched the glory in the world of tennis, but it has reached the bottom in the personal field. She has no relationship with her family and her husband has abandoned her after leaving her in ruins

omg so sad
women life is so hard
women ar eso fragile and endangered :( first pliskova now arantxa :( all the bad things done by men.

so sad
what a fucking jock asshole i am so mad now!!! how such men even can walk on Earth?
...holy shit, how did it happen? how did it start? why she was with that asshole?

elespanol.com/corazon/famosos/20180218/drama-arantxa-sanchez-vicario-prodigio-perdio-dinero/285721878_0.html
>This Saturday it was leaked to the media the news that Josep Santacana, husband and father of the two sons of the extenista, has asked for a divorce , custody of the minors and, in addition, left the family home taking all his[her? google translator] goods and trophies to an apartment where he will live with his new girlfriend
poor Mrs. Sanchez ;_;

>elespanol.com/corazon/famosos/20180218/drama-arantxa-sanchez-vicario-prodigio-perdio-dinero/285721878_0.html
>February 18, 2018 01:58
hmmmmmmm
you know what i noticed in RG 2018 Ceremony and I clearly remember that: Arantxa wasnt smiling that much. I mean everyone was happy and wide smiling but she seemed to be more restrained, can't even say 'more official' because officials were smiling more than she, and she was supposed to smile a lot, as a honoured guest. But she looked sad a little bit. I was thinking it was a trait of her character, an inner coldness.... but learning that news, happened in February 2018, i now understand that might be the reason of her mood in June 2018

watching this causes physical pain

>only in your dreams
youtube.com/watch?v=fzZNWqUJuA4

Siegemund or Navarro?

youtube.com/watch?v=GtXsWQ_0o0Q

Ziegebreaker >> all

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why breaker?

Amelie Momo ma petit femme bien :3

Les Bien - Lesbian?

SEX WITH BEX

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what does BEX' SEX face look like?

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>SevastOVER

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Sabs quarterfinal run!

OH NONONONO

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She look like whoreniacki

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Goerges getting dabbed on by cowsend

Yikes

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She needs to retire and start breeding, preferably with me

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

also she have milfy feet/ankles/legs

german women dislike american men

Flipkens, Siegemund and Sevastova play unortohdox?

>Sabs

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don't have anything against Rose but her feet are unironically shit.

t. feet CEO

Martic a cute

>Siegemund play unortohdox?
yes she plays with my heart :(

this but unironically.

nö

youtube.com/watch?v=9ndJbtm9UdI
this was 9 years ago :_;

post her!

>yes she plays with my heart :(
post best pics of her you have! i LOVE curly blonde hair, its rare and nice

talking away
i dont what much to say
i'll say it anyway
today's antoher day to find you

what is sad song for you?

>Her green plastic watering can
>For her fake Chinese rubber plant
>In the fake plastic earth
>That she bought from a rubber man
>In a town full of rubber bands
>To get rid of itself

>It wears her out, it wears her out
>It wears her out, it wears her out

>She lives with a broken man
>A cracked polystyrene man
>Who just crumbles and burns
>He used to do surgery
>For girls in the eighties
>But gravity always wins

>It wears him out, it wears him out
>It wears him out, it wears

>boris forgot his meds

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Wait, Jules unironically lost to Taylor the Hutt?

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wow post more sweaty jule :3

She got sick or something during the sunshine double.

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>dat posture
>dat look
like a sculpture of Breker

also: modest shorts and longsocks > skimpy skirts and exposed shins

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Shelby Rogers looking DELICIOUSLY thicc

she have Thanos' face lower half there
so do you like masculine manly women?

POST screenshots please

I watch this stuff on tv, Boris.

Oink oink

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Guess the player.

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>so do you like masculine manly women?
no I lieke feminine female women

*fat

>Shelby Rogers looking DELICIOUSLY fat

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>6-0, 0-5
W T A
T
A

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then post from YT pirate stream please

>What is regression to the mean

WTA is just that competitive. Pure parity

How much are they paying you to say that? As much as a man, I hope.

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Just as I say that, this comes on screen

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wew I think she didn't lie when she said she's good from behind

lewd

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Come on, Boris. I expected at least you to recognize it .

too easy

tell and make a new one

boring boring /tennis/.

alright, I reveal it because it's time for >schalke. Is Petra.

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Lunch in honor of oinkapiggu

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t. fat cunt

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>Mertens

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PENKOH NO NO NO NO

God Shelby is so FUCKING sexy
Big American breed sow desperate to get stuffed with cum

>schalke
?

so fit and sexy there

cute! she remind me very much of some actress, maybe british
not rose byrne

post
whats the score time mark?

Too slim
She's better when she's bloated

i too thought it was kerbs

American WTA player's are so classless
Always cheering unforced errors

The fact that Penko has a slam is an embarrassment to the WTA
>schalke
The weak should fear the strong

they need coco back

>piglet comeback
Can she do it?

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>Bolsova Zadoinov
Beautiful Spanish name

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>Rogers
Haven't seen a collapse like this since 9/11

She's from Charleston too
The crowd is dying lmao

>that """smash"""

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PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO

WHAT A FUCKING COLLAPSE

>Rogers

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Guise how did our girl Julia görges lost? ;________;

Tay Tay on Clay

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Women's tennis is a joke

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Meanwhile, on real tennis:
>Olympic tournament finals will now be best of three sets
There. Now you can resume wta discussion.

>Gay Teepee
>Olympics
You fucking bum bandit

What is the most meme score you can think of in tennis?

For me it's 6-0 0-6 7-6(0)

The IOC is worst than fifa change my mind

>Meanwhile, on real tennis:
even I have to say that ATP is boring to watch when it's not a slam

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triple bagel would have been for me

0-0 ret

Ugh
The most cringe posts I can think of are yours!

>Foro Italico, formerly Foro Mussolini, is a sports complex in Rome, Italy. It was built between 1928 and 1938 as the Foro Mussolini (literally Mussolini's Forum) under the design of Enrico Del Debbio and, later, Luigi Moretti. Inspired by the Roman forums of the imperial age, its design is lauded as a preeminent example of Italian Fascist architecture instituted by Mussolini
wtf? i hate rome now!

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>wtf? i hate rome now!
t. Pliskobot

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HOW DOES MANY TENNIS PLAYERS GET THEIR IG ACCOUNT HACKED? HOW CAN HACK SOMEONE ? NO EVEN A TENNIS PLAYER JUST A GIRL I LIKE THAT DOESNT WANT ME TO FOLLOW HER (HER PROFILE IS PRIVATE )

Im literally dying to see her pictures please help

Just pine for someone else

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is not that easy :(

ask on more specific boards

where exactly?

i'd check these
Video Games
Technology
Do-It-Yourself
Advice
Worksafe Requests

also Yea Forums

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I love her so much

youtu.be/j-yGm8auuLY

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youtu.be/VWbN2J9enM8

youtu.be/VWbN2J9enM8

TBF though, all the previous tournaments in the ATP tour have had different winners except for AO and Miami

why? I mean, how much time are they really saving? it was just ONE fucking match. why would they do that? that del Potro-Murray match was such a fucking classic

I guess it's more about injury and exhaustion concerns considering the olympics disrupts the regular tennis season

olympics suck all round, worse than fifa

Imagine tuning in to the Olympics and watching tennis. You can watch it every day of every year.

only good for track and field and a limited number of other events

Reminder that if the pinnacle of the sport isn't the Olympics, it shouldn't be there.

I like Olympics especially meme events like canoeing and kayaking. Thanks blog

they don't even give out prize money for winning, all they get is a medal and a pat on the back

that's fucking grim never thought of it that way
and they always fuck over the host country financially, it's just been a pet project money sink for the last couple of countries with egos to prove: brazil, london, china and greece

>olympics
For me it's pole vaulting

youtube.com/watch?v=UDtINiI1B0A

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>be olympics
>make billions on tv and advertising rights
>force goverments to build stadiums and other buildings that they will never use and that the tax payers have to pay for
>give out medals for winning
>keep profits for themselves
>most athletes have to rely on federations and endorsements (not enough for life obvs)
>created WADA to only to cover themselves to protect sponsor money
>keep athletes in the equivalent hostels
>gets away with this shit because 'woke'

I think they can rely on those athletes being dumb as fuck as well so they'll never challenge the system, It's mostly controlled endurance training so they aren't forced to think for a day in their lives
There should at least be prize money

>dem hunnies

everytime i open catalog - i am happy, when i see Amelie's smiling cute face

are you me

*wins*

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*pussies out into the contemporaneous alibi tournament without Kerbe, Mugu and Pavs*

me on the far left

>playing another HC tournament with the clay season coming up

>clay

What a game that was.

What games are you guys most looking forward to?
For me Sabalenka - Puig, Sakkari - Bertens and Stephens - Tomljanovic

was it good? i missed all

Utter fucking plebs, kindly kys

Tatjana Maria is si beautiful imho.

Eva is si beautiful imho.

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Agree too.

Also Eva and Tatjana kinda have same traits

>si
Mistype. Probably meant "very"

Very exciting, especially the 3rd set.
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 1-4, 1-5, 2-5, 3-5, 4-5, 5-5, 6-5, 6-6 with 8 breaks, then another 6 mini-breaks in the tiebreak. Crowd cheering for Rogers all the way

>Demolition job from Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova as she scores double-bagel win

>Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova steamrolled Ivana Jorovic at the Abierto GNP Seguros as she reached the quarter-final without dropping a game.

>The four-time Monterrey champion beat the Czech 6-0, 6-0 in 51 minutes as she recorded the third double bagel of her career.

based

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Retard strength

idiot, si obviously meant 'so'

>Tatjana Maria is so beautiful

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i think waifu wear the same pants on off-court life! and how do you think

(from preview i though its either tatjana maria or flipkens(glasses) and drawing is less vulgar)

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steady on lad

certain men ITT need to have sex

Pegula and Martic stream lads

youtu.be/E8jIP4OKclc

Are you offering?

Sakkari got warrior's posture, I think she can squat about 100kg, even more than Caro.

Martic is underrated cutie

Is it me or Sakkari pings(her walk)?

List of such: Kasatkina, Caro, Sakkari, who else? Sabs?

Like a Greek Goddess.
Still hope my Dutchie wins though.

Kasatkina and CaroG are carpet munchers. Sakkari and Sabs are not.

So how rare is Kiki's phenotype and body type in Nederlands?

by her body type i mean being tall 178-184, but not skinny, having strong core and shoulders

Kiki is not skinny, usually girls of her height are skinny(like models), but Kiki is not overweight a bit, I guess she have 0% of extraweight at all, that just her healthy bodytype, and her abs are almost visable and her waistline have 0% of side-fat

what construct such bodytype? lots milk at youth? cheese?

by a chance, does anyone have accidental pics of Martic's feet?

>her waistline have 0% of side-fat
i mean some girls with bit of extraweight have sometimes a fat climbing over their pantie's stripes and is seen on the hip/waist line
Kiki is 'wider' that other girls(are her bones thicker?) but have very nice waistline

Dutchies are one of the tallest people in the world, though I don't know about us being wider.
Kiki lost her excess fat only last year, she was a bit more chubby before.

Sabalenka v Puig stream

youtu.be/E8jIP4OKclc

hesgoal.com/news/43645/Tennis_WTA_Charleston.html

Can watch Bertens - Sakkari here. Be nice in the chat though

please be in Sydney x

Clogwogs BTFO

3/3 breakpoints and 1/1 set point by sakkari... Bertens missed 4 set points

>Sabs

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>klasse kiekie

Martic remind me of Rybarikova!

KIKI BTFO

>Bertens

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>jizzner suffered a stress fracture
No more bench press and serve

Fucking hell Sabs

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*braps on your shit waifu*

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>Subs

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cute :3

What a hideous fucking beast

Collins - Kanepi

youtu.be/E8jIP4OKclc

Jesus

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Based Collins

Oinkapiggu v Keys

youtu.be/DT9sZNfRvAQ

Mugu is also playing

youtu.be/E8jIP4OKclc

Mugu~

thanks for the links, fren

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I love Madison Keys!

>kasatkina munching carpet
Need vids for research purposes

>Losing to Bucky Beaver

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HAHA FUCK U PIGGO

Is Mugu getting distracted by Gasparyan's pokey nips?

>Penko

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>penko

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Checked

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Tennis is exciting, huh

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>Mugu

She is playing like shit lmao how she won the first set

Penko is fat, ugly and will never win another major

me on the right
that's rude, love

t. Fatasskina

>MooGoo

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This grunting is almost Sharapova tier

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M U G U
U
G
U

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Apologize.

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She should apologise for playing like shit desu.

>She

>and will never win another major
How much does it hurt that you need to type 'another major' instead of 'a major'?

>congratulations! you won a volvo

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losing volvo might be way less joyful

whomst this cutie

emily deschanel

thanks

Which one is the superior one though?

Emily is Zooey's ugly sister

Lovely

I really like the german women are ugly meme, it keeps them off the attention of various creeps and shitskins

Post Petkovic

Volvo are Merc-BMW-Audi tier cars in last 5 years

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Is Monica PAWiG american?

kys you sick cunt

Yeah but Puerto Ricans are arrogant identitarians for whatever reason.

The Monterrey action looks more promising

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>no Penko
Into the trash it goes.

She lost to Muttison Keys
Piggu's career is over.
Her forehand speed is down and she still has NO SERVE

bencic martic clash of kinda cutes

Rybarikova is underrated qt

Mladenovic Mugu are clash of top-10% legs and also they have the same boobs(breasts)

Kerber Flipkens is match of cute autistic qts, also I would cheer for Flippker cuz want her to win more

>tfw they dont show monterray here

azarenka also have nice legs, iirc she have quads viasble

>Kerber - Flipkens
>cheering for Flippker

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kerbs already a 3 time GS champ, Kirsten need my help more

boris spotted in the Lady Die thread

so what? she have pretty face for me, but i only saw that year ago about
before that i thought she is ugly

too bad she is a whore slut

Will Rybarikova stream there?

>Bencic

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>Fatcic

I wonder if Halle can still pay Fed now that Gerry Weber is kill.

does he play there because UK taxes are fucking players up?

He plays there because they paid him high attendance fees. Till now.

Why did I fell in love with Daisy Domergue in Hateful Eight? it was in the first half of movie, where she did not even had long lines(dialogues/speeches).

probably because she was so cute, because JJL Leigh played her so well, i mean she mostly used only her eyes and facial expressions(that look and smile at nigger when she was in stagecoach and he was outside, in the first 8 minutes of movie) only, but that was full of charisma

and that smile and that eyes with with the blood on face when apple blossoms play

>not "benthicc"

More like Benshit desu

>Benshit
Fat useless cunt

>Sakkari
Trash

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>A monkey vs a beaver

FFS Sloane, you choke artist

I love Madison Keys and I hope she wins! ^___^

kek, errbody choking

t. Bucky Beaver Fan Club President

A British making jokes about something related to teeth, seriously...

>The absolute state of this match
>The absolute state of WTA
SOMEBODY HOLD FUCKING SERVE!

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Nice 70s meme, grandad

What a pair of shitters. It's like I'm watching the special olympics.

HA HA

TIME FOR MUGU

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Why is Mugu's match being played next to a construction site?

>Stephens in charge of serving for the set
Utter joke

i literally don't know if thats a man or woman

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>female commentator said they don't say serving for the set in WTA, they say receiving for the set.
Nice

M U G U
U
G
U

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I'm trying to remember a time when Sloane Stephens wasn't trash, but I'm struggling

When the fun stops, stop

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Osaka signed with Nike btw

I am surprised of how well Muguruza is playing. In the Spanish media they only say about her that she was losing interest and that now she is only interested in fashion and social events. Also they constantly mention that she is living now in Switzerland in order to pay less taxation. They only say nice things about her when she wins.

~mugu~

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if she is so bad why is she n1?

F

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Spanish sports media in general is shit.

t. I often read spanish sport media

>mom and dad are watching the motley crue movie and talking about how great the 80s were

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>Stopped watching when Mugu broke to go 5-1 up
>5-5
That's a yikes from me

Your parents sound cooler than you, kek

>6-1, 5-1
>Serve for the match
>6-1, 5-6

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Job done in the end, but that was needlessly stressful.

>adidas

>Collins
rekt

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>Collins out

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>Zverev going to Morocco
is 250 points worth having ur head chopped off ?

thinking about getting into betting
what do Aussies use for tennis?

Bet365, can watch some live games as well

>one (1) week til a masters

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alright, I'll give it a go. too bad there's nothing I want to bet on right now

How can look up all the tournaments selected WTA player played in 2018? Like a chronology

already???

are you from buenos aires? or fil de mundo?

is uruguay different from argentina?

thank you based kerbe

Could be a long shot... but have you tried the FUCKING WTA SITE? Christ almighty.

Boris if u go to bundes and make 30+ posts in there I will post the rarest Görges

Men, WTA s(h)ite is sooooooo bad at any stats

I am that much into footie to make 30 posts. Though i know today is the day o big games in italy, germany, russia

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>I am not that much into footie to make 30 posts

architect poster pls go

>I am that much into footie to make 30 posts
It's not like you actually post about tennis in here, you autist

Well I guess you don't want the rare Julia

Who is jt?
Who is Michael?
Who is Krautist?

What rare? 16yo? Cosy in sweater and wool socks? In pijam? In pantyhose and short skirt on red carpet? In swumsuit one-piece or bikini?

post them for others, not for me please

>swumsuit
Swimsuit

>Who is jt?
American. From Chicago. Likes to doxx pipo. Steals stuff and waifus.

>Who is Michael?
American. From Atlanta. Co-founder of /tennis/ (before this was an occassional thread during slams and some Masters). Die-hard Masha fanboy. Only one to rate Penko before she was relaevant (his second waifu). Is based.

>Who is Krautist?
Probably German. Possibly either German in the USA or American in the USA with german proxy. Only person more autitstic than you. Used to get drunk and got into fights with people. Left after people started to report his excessive waifu posting for fun and he got b&.

Who here /iconicduo/

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Who here /iconicduo/

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>Co-founder of /tennis/ (before this was an occassional thread during slams and some Masters)
when did /tennis/ become a 365-day /general/?

sometimes i wonder what are these women in bed

When Fedr started winning again in early 2017

so exactly the year of Caro's breakthrough
i remember she was posted more in 2017

also are Ecuadorian women like Caro? She have some Agentinian/Spanish/Italian vibes from me, so her blood might be close to Ecaudor too

>Wogzniacki

>Australian
Pure filth

YA GOT WOZZED

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>wozzles is in the final
I thought she had joint aids

rybarikova, martic, tatjana and strycova are underrated qts

do you think she watches porn?

No doubt they watch it together while they fuck

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meh

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but Bouchard? i mean i scroll throught her IG and i have a strange feeling... her desire to reveal herself, half nude posting, copying the style of models/escort posting.
she is either hyper sexual or??? can modern girl be just 'teached' to act that by her circle(if she is hot) and stay not a whore
or not

guys there is a TV show I would never meet it did not surf some TV once
but i am happy i did it accidently
so its young sheldon show and i fell in love with zoe perry
so cute and beautiful
youtube.com/watch?v=vQ9Yw96BMKo

what are your tv crushes? 90s, 00s and 10s

also she looks like Alexandra Maria Lara, just with few % bigger bodyfat maybe

some soft lovely eastern european face for me

Alex Mack and Rory Gilmore. Don’t (you) me

Mugupooza starting at the top of the hour, boys

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my cartoon waifu

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Mugu stream

youtu.be/a93yu8q6uMU

I want to give Mu my goo

>there have been more time between now and 2010 'Social network' movie than between that movie and launch of Facebook

when did time speed up so fast? i almost felt like that movie was shot like 10-20 years after Facebook started, and it have been about 5 years after movie came out

(i think its an excellent movie, one of the best in Fincher's career, so good in terms of storytelling and acting)

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Strong and independed women are so attractive. They attract me.

(op pic)

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>getting dabbed on
>suddenly """""injured"""""
Happens way too often in WTA desu

Based Mugu
Based Keys

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This reminds me of something: someone of you better make a new thread before we end up with another boris OP. I wouldn't survive one day more seeing Mauresmo's manface everytime I open the catalog.

>pooig

EASY FOR KEYSIE

>Baggle

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mugu no

Don't worry

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M U G U
U
G
U

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Mugu~

>7-1

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THERE'S NO EDGE TO THAT POOL SHE'S GONNA FALL OFF

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