/hoc/

Go jackets
They can still win the 3rd spot
Which playing the islanders would be a fun first round matchup

>bob with 9 shutouts this season
Yeah he’s back
>7 since feb 1st
Based

Like

:smuk:

ted you fat fuck stop samefagging

Memes will never die🐸

Poking my scrote thinking about my Jackies

Sharks

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neither does reddit apparently

🏴

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Hate being banned when my team plays

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Like+1

Only quality weed my friend ;)

I'm a degenerate stoner but a bong in the car is too far

>laffs

>and spooky perks are locked
GARRRRRRRRRRY

are going to the playoffs

Oh boy is that weed poster gonna be surprised later lol

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Fuck hockey
Fuck Reddit
Fuck white prople
And fuck Trump

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Fuck Hiro-Moot

FUCK finaldnd

final donald?

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For me, it's /hock/ (typical german pronounciation)

Finland? More like sillyland

My John Tavares this morning feels sharp

Finalbd? More like smelly ugly nigger land

final ballad??

would you say that pain caused you to rate it higher than it should have been?

based!

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imagine /hoc/ but without the fat ugly stinky smelly finnshits

>L.A. Jr. Kings coaches, players suspended after reported anti-Semitic remarks are heard on video
so Kongs have been /ourguys/ all along, huh

seems awful

being banned made me miss the wonders of the april fools and skelettersons

>goes from battling for a playoff spot to a lottery hopeful in a couple of weeks
>wins lottery again
Nothing personnel rest of the league.

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perks are still working on some boards

>wonders
New word for autism?

.

Good post

2015 draft was the best draft since 2003

is that matt murray?

all my likes

just went and dabbed on /cric/ bros i dont think theyll ever recover my dudes

was 2015 really that much better than 2008?

just don't talk about niggers, lol

New peice of ass to replace Lauren Gardener.

Lauren Jbara

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Back to the important stuff

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she should go back to esports
incels obviously find her attractive

girls are disgusting

Someone seems jelous. Don't worry one day you can have a girl that looks as decent in Canada, you just have to believe.

She looks like your average Canadian bar slut.

yotes

will they make плeй-oфф?

we have plenty of arab wenches here, you keep shipping em over gramps😃

good morning

Hook, line and sinker.
It's terribly easy to wind up Canadians.

She cute

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I'm going to lose 100 dollars!!!! Fucking yotes. Make the playoffs!!!

test

test

test🙁

Dick, vag and stinker.
It's shockingly simple to wind up Bongistans.

food test🍓

additional test😃

There's literally nothing you could say that would wind me up in the slightest that I haven't heard before leaf.

look nigel over here
fucking tough customer

nigger

pepe posters be like🐸

If the Avs get 1 point tonight they'll eliminate the Hawks from the play offs.
If they get 2 they'll also eliminate the Mild.

Who's an Avs fan tonight.

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still no one

if the yotes get 2 points tonight and the bing bings lose with 0 points they will overtake colorado in the wild card

who awoooo here?

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fuck them off

Going by your definition of "winding up", which seems to be simply replying to a post, I'd say you're a hypocritical piece of inbred island trash, soon to be eradicated by an invading muslim horde. Seek refuge at the palace peasant.

dick poster be like🥢

>lisa dillman @reallisa
>Doughty: ' I wish we played all four games in a row to be honest I just want to get this over with"

>won 2 cups
>won 2 golds
>""""""won"""""" a norris
>got paid
Is Doughty just coasting to retirement at this point?

yes, he and the ""veteran"" kings core are washed up

>Is Doughty just coasting to retirement at this point?❤️

Still not wound me up nice try though, did your peoplekind think that up?

After winning all of that how the fuck could a person be ok with being shit? The Kings are so fucked though. They fucked themselves the moment they signed Kopitar to that long term 10 mil contract. Hawks were in a similar boat but at least they seem smarter with bringing in cheap young players that can add to their roster/asset pool. Kings seem like they are just losing assets/value over time without actually getting better or adding potential.

morning🐷

What? No. I'm not posting from an authorized Canadian Maple syrup sponsored Trudeau troll camp. Those aren't real.

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>Kings seem like they are just losing assets/value over time without actually getting better or adding potential.
the kings did sell the farm for those cups

huomenta

i don’t get it

thank god we still have these reddit emojis

fortune was the best one and it does not work🙁

💯

back in my day, these were all we had. and we were better for it♨️

in only there was another feature rich website that offered this experience year round

no, they all have like buttons, too, and I hate those💢

Eggs on toast

For me it's Shannon Szabados

Shannon is a girls name
So is sam

Samuel is a girls name?

@91834276
literally who?

are the coyotes the most furry hockey team still fighting for a ploff spot?

Yea, Shannon Szabados is a girl

>mfw kitties win their remaining games and still win 1st pick in the draft
>draft kakko along with getting bulju and actually allowing him to develop into a 1st line center
>barkov, borgstrom, bulju, kakko line
BUBABOKAKKA LINE :DDD

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Kaapo Kakko desu

I really can’t stand today’s culture, everything is either racist or wrong, like just let me live my life

upvotes are over, stop farming

Today is hawks elimination day, lads

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just hit /cric/ with the double dab. feeling unstoppable today lads

Will the Oilers really risk another finnish bust?

avs will get the 1st pick though

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coilers would unironically win the lottery and then draft ANOTHER centreman

Oilers beating the Avs tonight is the only thing I want out of this season. I'd rather see the Yotes make it over the "bing, bing, yahoo!"s

Tonight we are all oilers fans

worst team overall got the first overall pick last draft
gary will meme it up and ensure that the fifth worst team gets the first pick

Probably. Not even sure if there are any highly ranked dmen available. But another centerman wouldn't be a bad thing. They can always be played on the wing if need be. Easier to go from center to wing than the other way around. If the player is fast and highly skilled, can't really pass up on him. Though trading down and picking up another high pick/prospect could work too. I don't think the top picks are that great this draft anyways. Probably lots of good steals later on.

LA will probably get it. Gary wants LA to be a great team.

Too bad Redditmonton literally doesn’t know how to draft.

good morning fellow snowbelters

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>Not even sure if there are any highly ranked dmen available
there is a ton of highly rated euro d, and a few na ones
maybe not doughty or hedman material but at least an upgrade for the oilers d line
>But another centerman wouldn't be a bad thing
the oilers have lots on centre depth
>They can always be played on the wing if need be.
then draft a winger, a centre capable player (especially a talented top pick) is gonna command a higher salary and the oilers have zero cap space to begin with

edmonton has tried the ol' "draft the most talented guy" for the last decade and they have got no where
they need to draft strategically

for me its a >rags first overall👌

>Cheering for the Oilers and the Sunbelt at the same time

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Finland you useless cunt

I read this message board occasionally and enjoy the varied informed opinions of every type of supporter. Not all are welcome; your post is the only one in two years which has infuriated me enough to encourage me to post back.

You are an uninformed moronic barbarian who clearly knows nothing of hockey or its traditions. You are a one-eyed brain dead simpleton who believes that if somebody spits in your eye it must be raining. Do you know what? not all Wikipedia articles are correct, try getting into the game before you mouth off.

I bet you tried to play pesapallo but were so bad you were laughed off the pitch and then attached yourself to hockey as an outlet for your frustration. You are not the sort of person our game needs.

/hoc/ can do without your sort too, find another game and leave those of us who know how to enjoy the spirit of the game without your type of vitriol alone.

You are an opinionated biased philistine

That looks sad and awful

You're fucked mate

we need another eric lindros moment if the oilers get 1st again and try and draft huge/kakka

atleast it would be for the right reason this time too

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>the oilers have lots on centre depth
Not really. I mean, they do have the top 3, but outside of that? Really only Mcleod as a prospect and maybe Hebig/Marody as long shots. Mcleod is probably more of a bottom 6 center and Hebig/Marody are 4th line at best. They could really use another good C prospect, especially since I'm sure RNH will be traded at some point in the near future.

>then draft a winger, a centre capable player (especially a talented top pick) is gonna command a higher salary and the oilers have zero cap space to begin with
Like I said, center to wing much easier than wing to center. Wingers aren't worth as much and so you shouldn't draft them when you have a better C available. They only command a higher salary if they produce, which is what you want them to do in the first place. That's really a dumb excuse not to draft a great player.

>edmonton has tried the ol' "draft the most talented guy" for the last decade and they have got no where
They only really did that with Yakupov, and ya, we all know how much that fucked them. You could argue RNH, but he was the best option at the time. Maybe they draft Murray??? But they needed a center.

unfortunately, >my team will miss the ploffs, which means >your team will endure an unending barrage of shitposting the likes of which /hoc/ has never seen

hughes isnt that kind of primadonna
lafreniere seems more likely

Yotes are a Canadian snow bird retirement team.

So is Tampa, as if that's an excuse

They can always go play in the KHL instead.

if they took kappo or hughes these are guys who are expected to be 1/2 line centers
so yeah it would expect that they would have to trade one of the most talented guys they have to make room
>Wingers aren't worth as much and so you shouldn't draft them when you have a better C available.
while i agree with this principal the next statement conflicts with this
> That's really a dumb excuse not to draft a great player.
its the wrong position of talent the team needs
whether they trade that draft prospect or roster talent for what need it would make sense but it would be better to trade the pick itself instead of the prospect

Not the same. Retiring in Florida takes a certain type of person, and they aren't as likely to enjoy hockey like the people who choose Arizona.

Oh fuggggggg I just woge up, lads :DDDDDDD

This is the dumbest thing I've read all day
>Oilers fan
At least there's an explanation

Jackets are winning the Stanley cup
Save this post🐸

Bong

t b h I don’t think the Lightning’s 60 wins should be compared to 60 wins pre-Garytime pre-Garyouts.
t. Lightning fan

hi

based and tedspilled❤️

Kappo is a winger though...regardless, it really doesn't matter if they have 6 1/2 cetners on their team; they can all play in the top 6. No reason to get so hung up on the idea of center vs wing, they are all forwards. The game is played so fast now that they rotate often anyways.

>its the wrong position
Holy fuck, broken record over here. C > W, always. Only draft the winger if he truly is the best available, or he is a natural goal scorer and would fit nicely into your team (right hand shot like Laine/Ovi on the pp?).

watching the price is right💯

they had gary time when detoilet set the win record

t. Doug from Duluth
You would have shitposted anyways, buddy don’t think you’re fooling anyone.

>Holy fuck, broken record over here.
because you missed the entire point
OILERS NEED DEFENSE NOT MORE FUCKING OFFENSE

Think about it. You're choosing Florida because it's warm and on the coast. Definitely more expensive for one, and also attracts that kind of old person that just wants to lay around and be lazy. Arizona, while being warm, has far more potential for attracting people who like to get out and explore. It's also probably cheaper overall compared to Florida, which increases the likelihood that more Canadians are going to choose it (we are poor compared to burgers, so let them have the swampy hurricane coast).

Good to know a Flames team playing all #6 D-men (minus Rasmus) can still beat the Kings.

I thought you meant the opposite. Arizona definitely would and does attract more snowbird fans than Tampa.
Still, not an excuse to support the Sunbelt.

Want the Avs to make the ploffs so I can see them get 4-0'd in the first round

>Kappo is a winger though
kappo played centre during his time on tps

For a team no one is talking about you guys sure hate the Wild.

>not choosing florida with beaches, bitches and hoes, palm trees and a nice coconut drink

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It's also pricier than Arizona, humid as fuck, and full of bugs

Poor people don't retire

do or die for the hasb tonight lads

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>free game by cricket wireless
What does NHL.tv mean by this?

didnt get the dino or skeletons yesterday, lads. Quite sad

get on my level🌈

you could just like post them in your image reply
but then that wouldnt make this site reddit-lite and we cant have that!

Oh, so now we are pretending you meant they needed D this whole time, eh? Interesting how you only talked about forwards, but ok. Ya, they need dmen, but they also need forwards. They can't rely on just 3 guys all season, they need more scoring. Their defense isn't great by any means, but what can they really hope for by drafting 1 of those high picks? They get another top 4 guy like they already have in Nurse, Klefbom and Larsson? They need a better, top 2 kind of guy. They have a handful of young d prospects that could become good bottom pairing to top 4 guys. Actually, they have more prospect depth there than they do up front. Bear, Jones, Lagesson, Bouchard, Samorukov; all have a good shot at becoming NHL dmen. Bear and Jones should be up next year, and Lagesson maybe too. Bouchard looks ready to be a top 4 dman soon. Samorukov was dominant at the world juniors and looks like he could become a solid dman in a couple of years.

They need help now though. Maybe Bear, Jones and/or Lagesson are enough for next year, combined with what they already have. Either way, drafting another 18 year old Dman isn't going to help them now. So if they do get a top 2-3 pick, going after a forward, regardless of position, is probably the better option. Draft dmen later as they take more time to develop anyways.

Huh, well fuck me. NHL 19 and elite prospects be damned then. Apparently nobody but you knows the truth user.

just btfo fidalnd

Because stale memes and the fact that >we're an easy target

>Oh, so now we are pretending you meant they needed D this whole time, eh?
who is pretending?
the entire point of this post highlighting that there are dman available in the draft for edmonton
and like i suggested here
if they dont like that choice of dman they should take their first round pick and shop it for a dman that satisfies there criteria

Ya, your first post mentioned dmen, but everything after that was arguing over center vs winger. Anyways, Oilers are sure to fuck it up either way. They will probably end up drafting the bigger bust between Dach and Cozens.

>he's still mad over an april fools joke

idk the revolving door of talent moving through edmonton isnt going to stop if they draft another top 2 centre
like you said, the team needs forwards
but they need forwards that will play for sub 5million a season

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april fools ended at noon yesterday
and as we can see here they didnt even remove the nonsense entirely🐸

Here’s hoping the canadiens win tonight and Carolina loses

>habs need a win
>against tampon bay

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tranpa is playing on a b2b and vasi started yesterday
there is hope for the habs

is Tampa vs Habs THE game tonight?

>his team doesn’t have a 40 goal scorer
CRINGE only good teams have a 40+ goal scorer

fugg

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>being scared of a possible first round matchup
grim desu

>tfw you live to see the day that /hoc/ considers the laffs to be a good team

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draft lottery exactly one week from now

For me? Its winning the rest of your games even though it hurts your draft position

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HATE Caroliniggers lads

No, Tavares was on a different team last year so his goal total does not count

>a metaphysical impossibility
lad....

canes will definitely choke and miss the playoffs right

>the eternally based Detroit Red Wings

Playoffs starting soon

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pig🐷

Auston?

/cric/ has decided to show its generosity towards its serfs. be grateful.

totally

let’s hope

Why not?

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Let's do this.

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and the canes won't be in it thankfully

it goes against the spirit of Yea Forums and is a violation of the rules

>and the Lightning hope that Hedman will return for the playoffs

oh no no no no no

it goes against the spirit of Yea Forums and is a violation of the rules

>mad at images
>on an imageboard
You might be genuinely retarded.

How can one post be so based

it’s grimmer. Domingue is day to day with LBI. We’re starting Eddie Pasquale, who got us a win in a 6-5 shootout in Detroit earlier this season as his only time in the NHL.

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thinking emojis would add some serious spice to posting around here

im mad at seeing the same image attached to the same style of poster every thread

>rules

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>bothering to reply to a spammer who posts the same shit every single time
Seriously hope you guys don't do this.

the pics are hockey related, on a board called /sports/, in a general about hockey called /hoc/ what the fuck is your problem, he isn't avatar posting, as there are many different posters posting these images, enlighten me and please refrain from personal attacks, stay on topic

why? if you want a meme emoji just post sebastian aho making that expression

thinking my cock would add some serious spice to posting around here

I just canespost for ez (you)'s and because sebby is a qt patooty.

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No, you're fucking mentally ill, dude.
People make all sorts of posts without images, but the moment that anyone makes one about a single team from the 31-team league you lose you fucking mind and start seething.

Huomenta

huomenta lad

FINLAND I BANISH THEE

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For me, it's a road game hat-trick tonight.

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dubs will it

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Literally no one else’s fans spam the thread with apus and pics of their shitty players fuck off you aren’t a real hockey fan anyway

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>People make all sorts of posts without images, but the moment that anyone makes one about a single team from the 31-team league you lose you fucking mind and start seething.
where are my complaints when some posts an image representing the other 30 teams?
what makes the carolina hurricanes special to receive this attention?

thinking my cock would add some serious spice to your huomenta

>Pillar traded🙁

For me it's top rated finn Erik Haula (IR)

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>where are my complaints when some posts an image representing the other 30 teams?
Nowhere, apparently.
>what makes the carolina hurricanes special to receive this attention?
Your mentally-ill obsession with them.

FACT: I am 90% of the posts in this thread

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>tfw can make an extra 1200 dollars a month from donating sperm
should I do it lads?

>Your mentally-ill obsession with them.
obsession? lol
how can i ignore the team when retards spam their epin reaction images a hundred times a day
if you dont want the attention
stop seeking it

What would jesus do?

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Taking a steamy kaapo kakko

Jesus would donate sperm

Is this the year a finn goes first overall?

probably cucked number 2

Doubtful, why would jesus wank it when he could bang ancient history thots all day long?

>David Wozniak (Vince Vaughn) is a hapless deliveryman for his family's butcher shop, pursued by thugs to whom he owes $80,000. His girlfriend Emma, an NYPD officer (Cobie Smulders) is pregnant with his child. One day, David returns from work to find a lawyer representing a sperm bank (where he gave 693 donations and earned a sum of $24,255 during his student years) who tells him that the clinic gave his samples to women in the clinic and that he has fathered 533 children. Of those, 142 have joined a class action lawsuit to force the fertility clinic to reveal the identity of "Starbuck," the alias he had used.

could jesus turn sperm into wine, or wine into sperm, he could become so rich in 2019

I'd be a prime candidate, but the idea is just too weird for me. Plus I make plenty of money anyways.

thank you for proving my point

Matthew 5:24
>leave your gift there in front of the altar. First go and be reconciled to them; then come and offer your gift.

Maybe re-read your own point and try applying it to yourself :^)

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What was your point again?

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same

im not the one complaining about receiving unwanted attention

we need it now more than ever because jesus could turn hate into love #respect

pic related it's me and my crew

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So edmonton is good now?

Always was

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Just woke up😃

no, no, maybe, no

They haven't been good since Pulju left.

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What happens to Bulju in the off-season?

What’s hoc mad about today?

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resting and taking care of himself so he can finally harness his power levels next season

these things in particular😃

😹

Dinos are gone🙁

buying ground beef and it being brown/grey inside

Nothing can phase me today. I am unphaseable.

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that just means the blood drained from the meat though

i only read posts with🐸

what are cooking, sven?

10 games
>preds
>bruins
>canes
>habs
>pens
>wild
>stars
>avs
>sharks
>yotes
While the blackhawks do not play today, it could very well be hawks elimination day if Colorado gets any points what so ever.

Stars can clinch today with a win.
Penguins can clinch today with a win

Big day of hockey today.

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imagine being so oblivious and retarded that you let your parents spend all your nhl money and put you in debt

Puppies cant see rainbows

>all these free games tonight

what the fuck is going on

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>pacific time
cringe

i'm not mad at all, reached bonechad status at 00:01 last night and made pointlet faggots seethe. today there seems to be a retard itt that is particularly upset about people posting images about hockey players and hockey teams in a general about hockey, can you fucking believe that?

>tfw realizing you’ll be playing the pongs in the playoffs

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Big day indeed.
Time to get out there and get two points, lads. Start on-time, play a full 60, and leave it all out there on the ice.

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it can either mean it got exposed to air or it's starting to rot
spaghetti, nothing too fancy

It is logically the best time. Just look at that spread. Games start at 4 and end at 10 ish
Beat them and make islanders great again

try posting about your hockey team without attaching anime

can someone please tell me what the shade of anaheim is?

good

>spaghetti
MARZIAAAAAA!!!!!

Sources tell me they are "white"

>It is logically the best time.
Awful b8. The vast majority of posters here are in EST, so that's most logical. It's also the national standard.

Try going to a non anime website

es muy blanco

>sharks have won 2 of their last 10 games

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>and hockey teams in a general about hockey
didnt we establish its only one team?
where would /hoc/ be without meaningful and insightful posts like this one

>The vast majority of posters here are in EST
Who cares about those seething faggots LMAO

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Pens are winning the metro

>nobody mentions the wild
>someone already talking about “them”

gotta go, felix is calling

>least coast
>10pm start times
>1am end times
East coast is gay

pacific runs /hoc/
deal with it nerds

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Just explaining basic logic to you so you don't make the same mistake and embarrass yourself again.

Literally shit teams

This but unironically

>all the perks are gone
>no more skeleton posting

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why do we only fill threads during eastern posting hours?

can you remind me which pacific team won any of the last 3 stanley cups?

>>all the perks are gone🌈

You guys all watch Hockey Wives, right?

>Least coasters cheer for divisions
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>official /hoc/ time zone poll, lads:
strawpoll.me/17727965
strawpoll.me/17727965
strawpoll.me/17727965

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Absolutely embarrassing post.
Literally HOWLING at your failure.

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More than Canada in 25 years LMAO😃

Except basic logic goes to west coast. As hockey and soccer proves popular=/=good.

Zero relevant markets in that image except for Vegas

these arent indicative of anything
when will you learn this?

It’ll be between the isles and caps. Wongs have been hot as of late so I excpect them to try and stop pittsburgh once. If isles don’t win in Florida then they’re going to stay as 2nd. If not, I believe in them on Saturday

Gary is actually kind of cute

>all these leastern SEETHE posts
Delicious way to start the morning

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rude poll

>moving the goalposts this hard

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Swedes are barely honorary finns

/cric/ is mocking us again...

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No, I fugg the hockey wives though.

For me it's listening to the same song over and over again at 1.25 speed

>it isn’t the afternoon where he is

Yikes

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Why so rude?

Whomst?

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>least coasters

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>poorcific hours

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you're logically a faggot

Sorry m8, thought you were someone else for a minute. Have you by any chance taken the knight-pill and become an honorary /lifelong/?

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>it's afternoon where he is
Imagine thinking leastern time is the best time zone

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>no u

thought pacific posters ran this thread?

who gives a shit

Sunbelt west coast or as I like to call it funbelt best coast

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Who is that?

No prob. Sorry friendo, for me it will always be 'troit

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I answered incorrectly to skew the data

gods work lad

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good afternoon leafs nation

I voted 10 times split between all 3

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ayo

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Genuinely evil.

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

WEST COAST BEST COAST
EAST COAST LEAST COAST

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N

Tampa will beat St Louis in 6 games for the Stanley. Caps will lose in the 1st round.

O

Pens will be in 2nd with a heavily favored win tonight and have 2 more easy matchups they'll win. This is when they turn it on. Isles can win out and still finish 2nd.

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The Toronto Maple Leafs will lose four games in the Stanley Cup playoffs. Two of those losses will be in the final.

And then you woke up

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pro tip: dont date girls that have a photo of their own face as computer wallpaper

central

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four of those will be the first four games vs bruins

How can one division be THIS gay? Literally every team is really super gay aside from honorary snowbelt Yotes

people do this?

oh nonononoo noo pacific bros we got too cocky

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i would promote interracial relationships by having a semen demon like this while playing in the nhl

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gotta get those 4 losses out of the way early so they can steamroll their way to the finals

If it’s not 12:05 where you’re at, your opinion doesn’t matter.

haha great post you fat fucking idiot

>he doesn’t fall asleep to shitty pacific teams losing in overtime
Grim

extremely narcissistic girls do

Your opinion ESPECIALLY doesn’t matter.

good boy

If you live west of the Mississippi and/or south of the Mason-Dixon Line I really and genuinely don’t need to hear your non-hockey market opinions about my sport

>central time
Go suck ted's fat chode

For me it's the mountain states

Girls do. I imagine maybe gays and basedboys too Instant thot identifier is the ones who have selfies as their phone background

>hear
>a Yea Forums post
You probably read them aloud to yourself like some kind of downy

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My phone background is a skelly

God only cares about the Midwest. All other sides of the US can and will go to hell

>*leads the AHL*

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The literal who’s of the USA

And we plan to keep it that way. Less coastal scum, the better. Keep shitting in your own streets

Uhm, that post was hockey related!

Do you also listen to three days grace and constantly have to flip your hair out of your eyes?

I love this country all the way from the west coast to the east and everywhere in between.

I listen to filthy frank and have to constantly pick your mom’s pubes from my teeth

Get back in your trailer Dorothy

No it’s that skelly pettersson meme
He wasn’t talking to you

I hate this country all the way from the west coast to the east and everywhere in between.

This but fuck California and Chicago

>coast fags will never know what being in a true hockey culture is like
a bit sad

Why?

LOVE my country
HATE the non-whites dwelling in it

Seething Pablo Jose Juarez from California

>wherever you're tuning in from coast to coast

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based self loathing user

>hockey culture

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don't hate yourself :(

BASED

>true hockey culture
>his team hasn't won over 20 cups

Fuck.

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I’m Anglo this country was LITERALLY created for me

a win for womyn kind everywhere
thanks gary!

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whats wrong with using mens sports to subsidize a league for women that will empower them?

Wrong side but good attempt

Next person who uses the word empower is getting pistol whipped

sure thing josé

>my sport
Hockey is for everyone

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my penis empowers your mom, mate

Based. Who /MassachusettsBayColony/ here?

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Why don't more women just go to their games if they are so important to them?

empowering them

LOVE:
My side of the country
Sweden
Finland
Some parts of Canada

Hate:
Other sides of this country
Other parts of Canada

Why do they need to be “empowered”? Why waste money so 140 girls can pretend their sport matters?

Agree, but include opinions on anything

i think it has always been a publicity problem desu

you hear about mens hockey much more than womens hockey, i mean i only found out about a month ago that we even had a womens liiga here in finland and im not even a jonne

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Maybe Gary is a thirsty manlet who thinks that they'll reward him with sex if he supports them.

>needing men to be empowered
so this is the power of feminism

>bragging about being a pussy eating cuck

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>Why don't more women just go to their games if they are so important to them?
attendance isnt enough to sustain a hockey market
gaining legitimacy is just the beginning
3 decades ago hockey was forbidden for women they were forced into ringette
now look where we are

>i mean i only found out about a month ago that we even had a womens liiga here in finland and im not even a jonne
how

they should just do a massive reset on the whole league. do a draft that includes men and women. you have to select a woman after each man selected. you can select as many women as you want in a row. this would create a league that embraces both genders and will balance the teams to improve competitiveness and empowering both genders.

would you have gone if you'd known?

gays are like 4% of the population
maybe they should spend more time on making awareness of poverty which affects 70% of the world

Booo! Boooo Bettman! Boo- oh shit....my bad....kinda just...habit I guess

Yea, good job, Bettman.

Seriously, this is awesome.

>we are strong independent women who don't need no man to support our league
>league folds
>WHY DOESN'T THE NHL STEP IN AND DO SOMETHING???

women should play naked

Gary is a big baller who could blow loads in any thot he wants by flashing those commissioner shekels. He doesn’t need to be so indirect in the hopes some 4/10 bulldyke might fuck him

Please include a screenshot of this redditpost.

>both genders
REEEEE

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and what happens when everyone in the world is aware that thirdies cant afford to feed themselves?

but that's not trendy and doesn't get people to buy rainbow branded NHL merchandise

if the NWHL gets as much advertising and marketing as the NHL it would be just as, if not MORE, popular as the NHL.

What’s TF stand for?
TORONTO FAGS

its sadly true, if there were atleast games being streamed in the usual sites i would have found out about it quicker

The fuck is that thing?

Big if true

didnt work well for american football

>true hockey culture
>has won a cup

they just have to piggyback off the hard work the NHL has already done, why didn't anyone else think of this?

This is the future Gary wants /hoc/

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depends on the quality, if its like watching iihf division 2 or lower shit then not really

It didn’t work because they weren’t entirely naked

The future

that is illegal in your country anyways
your forefathers were a bunch of prudes

How?

Remember gays have the most disposable income since they don't have families and are slaves to their passions. This is why corporations love them.

its very bad

If people wanted women’s hockey, they wouldn’t have folded. Period.

good memories

Can you not read?

yeah, i see 2 irrelevant time zones dominating your beloved pacific one

because the fans love to empower players

not sure if i can't not read

the nwhl did not fold though
mens hockey leagues have folded
does this mean we should not have the nhl?

Good news everyone. The AAF is suspending operations ever after the cane's owner gave them money.

>I voted 10 times
>I voted in the wrong timezone
>good jerb lads

All that matters is Pacific vs eastern
The rest of you are irrelevant

AAF?

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Not to mention
>somewhere else in the world
That's multiple zones in one

Turns out he only wanted the gambling app.

>just as, if not MORE

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ABSOLUTELY EMPOWERED

why even bother making the option if all that mattered was pac vs east?

besides this post here suggested the pacific runs /hoc/
meanwhile the pacific cant even run a strawpoll LMAO

Why were there two women’s leagues in the first place? The NHL and WHA couldn’t even get away with this

new football league in the US that was supposed to be a minor league-style thing

cut down on travel to keep overhead low

ahhhh, my dumb ass thought that you were talking about hokkeii, i've hear of that handegg league, sounded interesting, hope the xfl next year will be good

Panthers sign GK Ryan Bednard from the Bowling Green State Univ. / NCAA

eliteprospects.com/player/271339/ryan-bednard

I imagine he will go to Springfield for the next season while Montembeabuabualt will stay up as a backup.

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CWHL was not for profit so Dani Rylan split and made the NWHL in the US and set it up as a for profit with a view to franchises instead of the league owning the teams

i unironically watch the NFL also and have always wondered why there hasn't been some sort of farm league for it, it was a good idea on paper.

my guess is that the ncaa acts like it in terms of market

college football user

it was mostly college players who didnt get drafted, ex-NFL/CFL players, and free agents just looking to keep playing regardless. It was kinda fun actually,

They have the most per 1 zone and run /hoc/ get rekt bitch

>Why keep the peasants in their place?
1 it's fun
2 they tend to get uppity if you dont

Except they did run the straw poll by voting incorrectly
Pacific: >9000
You:0

is that so?
the "peasants" are the ones running /hoc/
pacific posters sit in their cuck shed on the outside looking in

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>Pacific poster have the most per 1 zone
>Pacific posters voted incorrectly just to meme with peasants
Keep proving how weak you are

How come in every other sport but hockey a player has to forfeit their NCAA eligibility to enter the draft? They aren’t signing a contract, they’re not pro yet, teams are just getting their rights

>pacific posters memed on themselves
lmao the mental gymnastics are outstanding

>w-we were just memeing

Hockey is a sport of intellectuals. They'd never deny a player the chance at going to college.

Can you not read?

Yeah

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>regionposting
>when Flims - Blots is SCF
how can rustniggers and centralfags even compete??

well meme'd friend💯

The Leafs will beat the Bruins

>leave for 20 minutes
>least coasters still seething
Laffin my ass off over here

>"And after an incredible season, one many thought would not happen, Sebastian Aho will get to lift the cup in front of a dedicated home crowd...."

Holy mother of based

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mental illness

This post is incredible.

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incredibly autistic

wew

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Literally will never happen

And other lies we tell ourselves

>having delusions of grandeur
seek help

>91836320
>91836341

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absolutely based and very possible.

The post that saved /hoc/

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>"And perhaps the greatest Storm Surge of them all has arrived........The opportunity to skate the cup around for the hometown crowd, An absolutely magical scene to behold..."

>t. Raj from Brampton

Aho isnt even their captain you fucking retard

its funny cause you call sam autistic all the time for posting the exact same shit

Kitties should let Lou retire. Let the youth start playing

>Pacific proving how it runs /hoc/ again
>non Pacific niggers sperging out again

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Call Ron Paul, because it's fucking happening.

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hes still got 2 years on his contract i believe

???

Seems like I'm the only good poster left from the good old days

>two more years

So the now fossil of Lou is there until he’s like 40? Yikes.

>cheering for >your team?
autism
>cheering against >my team?
autism

2019 /hoc/ in a nutshell

>future

For me, it's just fucking ignoring half of the shit that gets posted here these days because I know that it's not worth anyone's time.

when a team wins the Cup Gary hands it over to the teams captain

N

It's here! youtube.com/watch?v=ke7wfwIVfp8

502 for >Sam pls

why even bother coming back it you ignore all the posts?
what you just described is clinical autism and yet you wont change your ways

nigga i was posting reloquebec memes in 1995 on here

If you’re not from pic related why even live

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... and then the other players lift it, one by one.
Maybe re-read the guy's post.

he should just get augmented thighs

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once was enough, it was retarded

...

I do this too. Way too much attention seeking autism in /hoc/ these days.

people only care about who lifted it first

new

...

oh look another autist that claims every one "else" is the shitposter

>it's another multiple new threads episode

They couldn't be fucked to beat the Blues last night so fuck em

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