Official Angels @ Mariners Gamethread

Edwin and Bruce need to stay hot so we can sell them for younger guys at the trade deadline

felix is still ptching?

I would not have traded for his herpes and chlamydia riddled ass. But let's go M's!

Ikr?

We all knew that 10 year Cano contract would cost us at the end, and that cost was Diaz. It sucks but that's what it took to free up cash.

And you can't bet on a reliever (closer, esp) still being hot in two years so building around him would have been a mistake.

Healthy Strickland looked good though, and hopefully were not reduced to living and dying over 1 run every game this year anyhow.

But yeah, hard not to miss Sugar after over half our wins last year were from his work

Cmon Felix please be decent this season

Either Dipoto is a genius and able to pick cheap players similar to Billy Beane or he got extremely lucky.

I like the Mallex Smith and Domingo Santana trades, I think overall Jerry has done well.

If Bruce and EE produce then he'll be able to trade them and will look like a genius.

He's making his own luck through sheer volume

But that's where good coaching and culture come into play as well - there's a lot of truth to the idea certain players don't perform well with certain teams, I think he's good at spotting under performing guys

Why do all Angel's players look the same? I could swear that 1st baseman was Trout.

Fuck

>Mallex

Liked him so much he bought him twice!

What's up with Mallexs hand 'call me' thing when he gets on?
You guys liek or no?

I miss the bonesaw, loved that lil celebration

Oh, and does Acta still bust out the Swelmet?

I like Mallex and all but it's annoying the Mariners are trying to make him the "cool hip fan favorite nice guy nigger"

Oh man this defence is so bad. Why you gotta do Felix like that?

Felix dealing

KKKing Felix

return of the king?

SANTANA

WHAT A CATCH

What's up with these bricks behind home plate? Looks so fucking gay.

Felix has a couple.years of great innings in him.

It's just there's gonna be more and more fair to just plain bad innings between them

I like Santanna's hustle. Runs hard even on routine outs.

Fuck he almost got that

Ms bros I have long been gone but I am here now.

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bricks arent gay all the pink is the gayest part

Ah Haniger that would have been a cool catch

> that empty stadium
Friendly reminder that the Mariners have NO FANS

>monday night seattle traffic

Right here my dude.

That was a meatball Felix

WHAT KIND OF THROW WAS THAT

> Albert steals home

More errors...

holy shit mallex smith cannot throw out pujols at home? the ball hit the mound. Cmon dude

Any Halobros here ?

If you’ve been to the stadium this year, it’s not as bad as you would think. The worst part is the east facing sign out side the stadium which is way too small for the building.

This team is shambolic in the field WTF

Apparently Mallex Smith has the arm of a 12 year old girl.

> Mallexshit

jesus christ

We need some Benny Hill music.

We’re in the Felix implosion zone

And the defense isn’t helping either

This team makes me drink.

well we officially know the M's defense is bad. Theyre gonna have to keep up the offense because this defense is god awful. 4 errors already

>4 errors

>Seattle Marinerrors

No Felix is doing fine, great for the #5 starter actually

It's the errors

STOP FUCKING UP DEFENSIVELY💢

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Haniger should've made that catch

>4-3

Felix is showing Humility, refreshing.

Are you assuming the Kiwi is an Angels fan?

KKKK

Felix has only given up 1 ER through 5

Ok let’s get Felix some run support guys

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I love him, but he has been under performing so far this season

Yah I’m sure that happened after they took away the home opener from him. He’s had it for what, the last 11 years?

Yes, sobered him up.

Did the grounds crew change along with the name at tmob? Place looks terrible now seeing in person

Hasn't he hit in every game so far? He's been good

How long we got Domingo for?

Nothing compared to alot of the noobs fresh on the team

Not really? He’s batting .296 this season. He’s just not slamming home runs like everyone else

That’s no reason to conclude that he’s bad. The noobs are in their honeymoon phase. You really think they will keep it up?

If the've got something to prove, and fire in their bellies, there's a strong chance

Beckham and Santana's numbers are so good it's impossible they won't drop off somewhat.

We shall see

How much longer is king Felix around for?

idk but the 3 runs are all on the defense pretty much

Oh I know, he was definitely let down. I meant in general with the Mariners.
This is the best he's looked in a couple of years.

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Mfw double play saves the king

Probably 2 more years if they keep his pitch counts down. His defense is gonna be huge for him though. He’s been with us for like 15 years and his arm is getting tired. He looked really good tonight but if they overuse him, he’ll fall apart.

Agreed

DEEEEEEEEEEE

Aw, now I feel like an idiot for laughing thinking that was an error...

It's all good man. Baseball is a mental game as well.

literally how in the fuck did >we convince trout to stay

SWIPE

Okay hang on lads what about the in field fly rule?

Still. Nothing beats blernsball. Good steal Dee.

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Fuckin make it happen M's!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus christ Healy has a giant dong

FUCK

nice

There the ol Mariners >risp

By making him a billionaire?

>"we will literally give you half a billion dollars"
>"ok"

welp, time for blowpen

underpaid desu

>marries high school sweet heart
>marries first team he plays for
Honestly, it's strange anyone is surprised. I knew he would never leave.

>tfw no baseball perks

you lost little fella

Give us a homer

fuck

THE BRUCE IS LOOSE

Based.

BRUCIE😂

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Let's end it boys, more runs

The Bruce is loose!

Don't fuck it up boys, close it down.

WHY CANT I HOLD ALL THESE HOMERS

>Moore
Oh fuck.

>Moore

please don't hit the ball to him

>Implosian

>moore

>Strickland on 60 day DL

Yeah he was no Sugar but I liked him in that Tokyo game

Having a good closer I huge and now we're fucked.

I wonder how Felix would do closing? Starters seem easier to get than closer's.,.

Hey lads, I just got home from a trivia night in Edmonds. How did Felix look?

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Only gave up 1 earned run, so he wasn't bad. Just wish the fielding was better.

Do you not remember Felix in his first inning last season?

I heard on the radio that we had four errors. Somewhere Omar Vizquel is sick to his stomach.

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SPEED KILLS

Yea ForumsEEEEEEEEEEED

What's up New Zealand bro? This is what, your 3rd or 4th season watching the Mariners now?

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Watch where you're throwing.

What's up bro, 5th season now enjoying the ride

Fuck you ump!

Heads, I finish the game out
Tails, I go to bed because I only got 3 hours of sleep yesterdayCoin Flip: Tails

Nice. The ride never ends.
Make up for almost blowing Saturdays game, Moore.

moore you better do something ya little shit

DYLAN MOORE REDEMPTION HERE WE GO

This is now a Dylan Moore hate thread. Say something mean.

Damn, Moore. Don't get a reputation as someone who leaves runners on base. NO LOB

Close it down boys

2 more!!

>Row anus
I swear to god this guy's career will outlive me, he's never been that good but he's always around

1 more!!

6-1. Sweet zombie Jesus

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M's continue their domination!!!

GG

MARINERS WIN

WE 6-1 NOW

gg
>only win so far came off of fatt harvey

A not so stressful win for once lads

Still so early but damn this is based

he was pretty good when they pulled him straight from AA to starter a few years back, i think it mightve spooked him. typical mariners.

The Rag-tag Juggernaut

Can't stop the win train!!

So many errors... How do they do win?

I just miss Sugar...

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Meme Magic

i mean diaz was pulled from a similar situation, maybe they can just tell roenis to throw as hard as possible like diaz and he'll turn up

We can hope, ultimately we just have to hope that if this team is actually in the race by some miracle we don't end up regretting some of the moves.

The ride never ends.

gg Mariners see you tomorrow