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FUCK BRIAN STOW EDITION

Urias vs Pomeranz

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>JINTS
Drew Pomeranz L
0-0 .00 ERA

CF S. Duggar L
1B Brandon Belt L
3B E. Longoria R
C Buster Posey R
SS B. Crawford L
LF Connor Joe R
RF G. Parra L
2B Joe Panik L
P D. Pomeranz R

>DOYERS
Julio Urias L
0-0 .00 ERA

2B E. Hernandez R
3B J. Turner R
SS Corey Seager L
CF A.J. Pollock R
1B David Freese R
RF C. Bellinger L
LF Chris Taylor R
C A. Barnes R
P Julio Urias L

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fuck the doyers

fuck giants culeros

Why are you flirting with him?

D O Y E R S
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this ump is trash

I wanna fuck Mary Hart.

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imagine thinking drew "the pomeranian" pomeranz is elite

Based ump

how many games are we loosing this season?
are we going to surprise the world with another eries?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Please tell me that's Krukow.

Based organist.

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its bochy
youtube.com/watch?v=DcOnMGdm3bQ

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Yes gimmie that small ball senpai.

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...

The "fans" will go across the bay and breathe sewage if they want to have a whiff of playoff chances

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

Kek both teams are trash
youtu.be/4pnjme1PSBk

what's the o/u on the number of feral niggers that get into fights outside the section 8 coliseum in chokeland?

still more fans than the coliseum ever sees

Le ebin beard man homerun

Screen cap this

I'll take a base hit.

Are you happy now?

Not even a fan of them, just giving some friendly advice since it is the closest thing to good baseball you will see for a while. You guys are natural bandwagoners anyways so you'll be okay🐸

based van scoyoc

Let the bombing commence

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>Kelly warming up

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>25 posts

do the jints even have fans anymore

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Roberts always needs MUH VETERAN RELIEVER to go to who shits the bed every time he's out there.

roberts sucks ass. im shocked he still has a job

Am I too late?

WHO CAN STOP HIM?

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Can't fire him because he's black. He'll be around forever.

Sorry Giantsbros, I'm stuck at work and just turned the radio on after following on Gameday. Then I hear two fucking home runs over the next few minutes. My b, I'll sudoku when I get home.

Yes and fuck you like always Kop

B E L T E D
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>Joe Kelly
holy fucking shit get rid of him already

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>kelly

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based belt

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okay i’ve seen enough, kelly sux

kelly got robbed on the change up up and away

Classic Joe Kelly

You cant spell Joe Kelly without JOKE

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honestly why are >we even playing joe kelly in the reg season
isn’t he a playoff specialist

dont even shitpost my boy Kelly, he has a ring. he just needs to acclimate to the stadium he's barely 30 pitches into his groove

have faith my brethren

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Eduardo Perez is such an uber-spic.

BASED DUGGIE

It triggers the shit out of me when people on the stands whistle to pschy out a batter or make faces at pitchers.

>jints pinch hitting

Game 5 of the season and Barnes/Martin have already blocked 4 runs that Grandal would've allowed

Pablitoooooo

yes fucks yes

>Joe Shitty

Thankfully Sandoval is a miserable fat fuck. WHY the fuck is Kelly still in?

>miserable
No, he's a jolly fat fuck making Boston money to play for the team where he won three rings, not too miserable I'd say

Fat fuck scores
Kid Duggar scores

AHAHAHAHA

>Kelly to Alexander
the state of this fucking bullpen
aaaaaaand there it is...

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>doyers

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Ah yes, the "muh matchups" worked so well there giving up 2 runs in a single pitch
time to do it again!
roberts just go

>Roberts and Honeycutt still cannot establish competent enough pitching

Kimbrel when

I blame Roberts more tbqh

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the real bullshit is the doyers only scoring 2 runs on a pompomerantz start

I am still of the opinion we should have shot Yu Darvish out of a cannon into roberts after game 7 in 2017

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Roberts is quite possibly the worst World Series manager ever. Literally nothing he did was the correct move.

>Melancon
I have concerns

Oh great, now we're in another "the Dodgers are losing and they're just trying to hit dingers" episode

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>Iron Maiden

B A S E D
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fuck off alt right weenie. Dave is a stunning and brave Negro Japon manager

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Everywhere south of santa barbara should be returned to Mexico

honestly who cares about one game, we're gonna sweep them the rest of the year so yeah give them a charity win now

Fuck you faggot.

We are Americans first and beaners second.

based and positive thinking pilled

Calm down, Magic.

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No we're not :(

If his Johnson was so magical how'd he get HIV and produce such a fantabulous flamer for a son

I will then.

I'll make sure to kill and eat you when the happening comes.

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baez is a tank

Unit*

Watson/Smith , 6 quick outs. this aint 2016, we have an elite bullpen

shame about the whole starting rotation and offense thing though

shame about the whole choking every year thing

KEK

I trust it except for Melancon

Total pitching staff ERA was the lowest in the league over the last two months of 2018, rotation is low key acceptable for what it is

SEA GOD PLZ

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well that was quick

BELTED with the glove

D-Rod is the only one due for major regression, Shark was injured and Pomeranz is fine for a 5th guy.

The offense is just iredeemably putrid. I can genuinely not see this team scoring over 7 runs in a game at any point in the season

>Cody Bobbleinger

baez tossing heat, too bad our defene sucks

I was changing the front tire of my motorcycle. what did I miss?

woah that captcha though

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just ordered from wing stop

Puig would have held that runner at 2nd

inb4 14 innings

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No Buffalo Wild Wings near you, my man?

I miss the old word captchas. Tired of clicking on pictures of buses and bridges.

Lmao LA is fucking trash.

>gets AIDS walking to AT and T

You just got baited by a driveby, angeleno. That was his first post in the thread.

Lel, sit down

GG dodgerboys, don't get stabbed before tomorrow's game

Good try Dodgers we'll gem em tomorrow.

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gg doyers

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GOD DREAM GOD DREAM GOD DREAM

>gets head stomped on by a bunch of mexicans in Chavez Ravine

Home from the game
gg jints hopefully the bullpen fixes itself soon
>kelly

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