Why is soccer so fundamentally homosexual?
Why is soccer so fundamentally homosexual?
Samuel Thompson
Isaiah Cooper
Soccer is just too fundamentally inclusive. Anybody from any class can play it. You don't have to be big or strong. This all makes it very boring.🐸
Ian Edwards
rugby is way gayer
Sebastian Baker
Why shouldn't it be?
Jace Sullivan
But it's a masculine, Greek-style homosexuality. Soccer is effeminate
Jacob Powell
>Soccer is effeminate
what's effeminate about diving, because you are only refering to diving
Aiden Morgan
t b h it's gay if you feel like it is, and most football players are chads who feel secure enough of their sexuality to be comfortable around other naked chads
what are you, gay?
Jaxson Green
How is handegg not gayer than football?
They start with their asses point upwards and a guy watching from behind. Then they hug each other while wearing spandex to show their muscles. Their fans are always talking about physiques
Aiden Moore
You misspelled chavs
See
Camden Foster
Soccer is just regular. There's nothing gay about it. Rugby and handegg pass off that gay bear vibe.
Noah Gutierrez
why anglos are so insecure about their sexuality?
James Howard
Los Chilenos...
Blake Powell
>Amerifats think kissing your friend is gay
Evan Lee
totally agree😃
Aaron Flores
Watching a bunch of skinny men prance around like fairies. It’s like ballet except ballet dancers don’t pretend to be hurt and are way more athletic.
Brayden Miller
>Watching a bunch of skinny men
You're gay and don't even realize it. Think about this very well. How you're lusting for big dudes. How you want to admire and worship their masculinity not just some normal men, no, you want them big, strong and fast.
Jordan Jenkins
Have you seen what pro soccer players look like irl? Most of them are really skinny and delicate looking, I could probably beat up 5 of them lmao. A football or rugby player could destroy a whole team. Sports are basically a simulation of combat and football players would lose against virtually any other sport.
Ethan Scott
Most dudes look normal. You're just wanting to see big buff dudes. It's on you... Also have you seen MMA or boxing dudes? They look like footballers not bloated handeggers
Since you want to talk about combat then talk about real combat:
Conor and Aldo were amateur football players
Jayden Cooper
Most heavyweights look more like footballers than soccer players. Other weight classes are irrelevant, it’s basically like woman’s or handicapped sport.
Ryder Edwards
See how gay this has become because of you? We're talking about men physiques now
Gabriel Sanders
Tyler Jackson
Huebro here is right. Admiring men's body like that is fucking gay.
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Adrian Wood
Joshua King
Klitschko is way bigger than any soccer player. He is way closer to a football player.
Hunter Hernandez
Odd innit'🦁
Samuel Thomas
god I wish that were me
Your fortune: Outlook good
Brody Howard
I don’t care about their bodies. I just don’t know how I’m supposed to respect soccer as a sport when 90% look like pansies.
Jayden Jenkins
>Your fortune: Outlook good
Ethan Lee
footballers look normal instead of roided to the gills. They don't need that ridiculous muscle mass they have to run a lot. You as other handegg fans have a gay obsession with physiques. It's gay as fuck but you act like you're actually being manly.
>Nuh uh none of that small dudes in here. I only want big motherfuckers. Give me them jacked dudes *unzips*
I wonder if you're as big as those dudes because if not then do you consider yourself a non-man or something? Jesus, it must be tough looking at the mirror.
Evan Miller
Just look how fucking gay this looks though.
Christian Sullivan
Nothing gay about stimulating your opponents prostate to make him relax his muscles and give you an advantage. Could you really fight if you were about to orgasm?🐸