Ross V German
TIGERS V YANKEES GAMETHREAD
DET:
1. Josh Harrison 2B
2. Nicholas Castellanos RF
3. Miguel Cabrera DH
4. Niko Goodrum 1B
5. Jeimer Candelario 3B
6. Christin Stewart LF
7. Grayson Greiner C
8. Jordy Mercer SS
9. Mikie Mahtook CF
NYY:
1. Brett Gardner CF
2. Aaron Judge RF
3. Luke Voit DH
4. Greg Bird 1B
5. Gary Sanchez C
6. Gleyber Torres 2B
7. DJ LeMahieu 3B
8. Mike Tauchman LF
9. Troy Tulowitzki SS
T H I C K
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not sure anyone knows the game is early tonight bump
G I A N C A R L O
NON SI PUÒ S T O P A R L O
A S T A N T O N I A N HOMERUN
(In the same cadence as Sterling's Stanton HR call)
M A R A R A K O V I T S
MAKES MY C O C K A' T W I T C H
MEREDITH M I L K T R U C K JUST ARRIVE
my god what a rack
holy shit she isn't as fat as I thought. her bust just makes it look like she is. wow
why did you doubt me? why did you let your negative energy impact me like this? i'm disappointed in you all, user
grit
APOLOGIZE
yonks
afternoon yankeebros
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY LET'S GO SWINGIN'
Why the poop isnt Cashman trying to grab Keuchel?
lose a draft pick just to sign him, he is asking for too much money, and didnt even have a spring training. what player has done good the year they were signed after a long holdout? i remember the stephen drew holdout practically ruined his career lol
it must be nice to have players who are able to get hits
i wonder what that's like
GARY ES SCARY
we had 9 hits last night
>stanton injured
>andujar injured
>hicks injured
>didi injured
>severino injured
>betances injured
wtf bros
HATERS APOLOGIZE NOW
It's the start of the season shake it out early
i think 8 of them came from 2 players, and besides from that it's been abysmal, just like last season.
o well, at least the young guys are hitting good and hopefully mahtook fucks off to AAA
ok that was fun but now give wade a chance
Stanton on the dl already, what the hell that guy is fragile must be all the Mexican roids
Dont stand in the path dont get spiked dumb faggot
Does anyone actually live in detoilet?
blacks
fuck no, why would anyone willingly choose to live in that dump, and this is coming from a detroit fan.
>no jobs
>place is overridden with crime
>infrastructure is blown to shit
why live there? who the fuck would want to move there that has a family or any semblance of a future?
Why are these guys such pussies? 45 degrees Fahrenheit is too hot to even wear a coat. The weather should not be a factor here. I walked around all day and night in a T-shirt
imagine typing this out and hitting the post button
*punches you*
*dodge*
*Double Leg takedown to the concrete*
*Your head snaps back and hits the hard concrete floor*
*You go unconscious*
*I spit on you then do the flossy dance*
*Walk away*
Gardy took the neckpill
*it was a hologram*😃
Number of likes I get is the number of runs the Yankees score tonight
the bird has been set free
gotcha, senpai
can this season just end already
Thicc bois
brainpill too
HOLY FUCK SOMEONE GOT A HIT
AND FIRST ONE OF THE SEASON TOO
LEARN TO FUCKING CATCH YOU PIECE OF FUCK. HITTING IS NOT YOUR ONLY SKILL. TWO YEARS OF THIS SHIT NOW
>sanchize
Mid season form already
I swear to god if gleebs is injured
that was a fine throw desu torres just whiffed it
This. As odd as it sounds to say this, Gary Sanchez did nothing wrong.
lets go tigers :)
imagine not thinking it was gleybers fault. sanchez had a good block and a good throw you mong.
if you fucks just love to hate yankees players so much go be a red sox fan
i'll recant my statement when I see a replay again. I'm not complaining about the throw but his catch. I know german is hard to catch but it annoys me to piss. and I'm not throwing away 19 years away for the red cux, or anyone
i just dont like how fans are so finicky. i get the complaining every now and again thing is part of sports but fuck me m8 some shit i see is ridiculous
GRITTTTTTT
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Stated this last ear, gleyber and andujar need to improve their fielding
TRUE GRIT
Who is the thiccest yankee?
gritgritgrit
is that even a question
everyone and their mother already knew that last year tho
Voit is the trunkiest
is it just me or is the yankee armband so aesthetic? I love it but I don't want anyone to die for it to be on them though lol.. just my two cents
even the retards from westchester I met on metronorth were talking about that last season
are we finally done with kate smith's rendition forever? that pre recorded shit was cringe af. even as much when jeter had a pre recording voice of bob sheppard when he walked up to the plate
>no post in 30 minutes
what happened to yankee fans
I was thinking the same thing
i'm fully aware the tigers fanclub has completely died on Yea Forums but at least the threads are slightly entertaining when the other team has people posting a lot
this is just as depressing as the tigers roster
It's been a pretty uneventful game, and I think most of us drank cyanide after this weekend.
I'm getting hitched this weekend doing wedding shit
you would think that a monday night game would be somewhat busy.
the oriolels are up 5-0 and no hitting the Jays
what is this clown world
the funny thing is that davis STILL doesn't have a hit
WHAT’RE YOU GONNA DO NOW, BUCK?
imagine how bad buck would look if the Oriolels end up with 90 wins this season
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>get gifted 2 walks with 0 outs
>can't get a fucking hit
really wish the owner would spend some of his daddy's money to get some decent players
YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES. WIN!
small labrum tear for miggy
3 months plus recovery time