/mlb/

Man. what would the world be like if I didn't have you guys?
Your autism brings me so much joy.

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>pirates firing nutshots at the ump in extra innings
what a great game

If Harper fucks up Scherzer tomorrow I'm going to REEEEEEE and turn off the game. I'm nervous

>pirates
>pierats
>pie
>rats

>>pie rats

As gay as this likes thing is this is the closest we'll get to an ID system here and that's fucking gay

cardinal bullpen will find a way to fuckup

WAY TO GO YADI

In honor of the fatman I'm going to choose a second team. Taking suggestions.

>cusb
Okay, this is the last time.

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Angels

FUCKING CARP
FUCKING YADI
FUCKING BULLPEN

>Current standings of the /mlb/a/ draft.
Remember to post a screenshot, the characters name and what series they’re from when drafting.
The character cap is 16, once you reach that, you are not allowed to pick any more and have to release or trade one of your characters.

Mariners: (16)
Nico Yazawa – Love Live!
Rize Taneda - gochuumon wa usagi desu ka
Rinko Iori – Gundam Build Fighters
Yuki Takeya – Gakkou Gurashi
Zaku Mariner – Zeta Gundam
Tsuyu ‘Froppy’ Asui Boku no Hero Academia
Sailor Neptune – Sailor Moon
Mikuru Natsuki – Aikatsu!
Rei Ayanami – Neon Gensis Evangelion
Haruhi Suzumiya – The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Allenby Beardsley – G Gundam
Hisone Amakasu - Dragon Pilot: Hisone and Masotan
Hotori Arashiyama - Soredemo Machi wa Mawatteiru
Satoru Furuya- Diamond no Ace
Kojiro Suzuki- Major
Rikka Takarada - ssss gridman

Phillies: (16)
Salamandinay - Cross Ange
Matsuno Jyushimatsu - Osomatsu-san
Suzukawa Koume - Taishou Yakyuu Musume
Rias Gremory - High School DxD
Ika Musume - Shinryaku! Ika Musume
Shirai Kuroko - To Aru Majutsu no Index
Frolaytia Capistrano - Heavy Object
Mine Fujiko - Lupin III
Kazanari Tsubasa - Senki Zesshou Symphogear
Pitohui - Sword Art Online Alternative: GGO
Hanabatake Yoshie - Aho Girl
Dakki - Hakyuu Houshin Engi
Kaminashi Nozomi - Keijo!!!!!!!!
Katalina - Granblue Fantasy
Mordred - Fate Apocrypha
Harime Nui - Kill la Kill

Cubs: (16)
Lala – Monster Musume
Viridi - Kid icarus
Inaba Himeko - Kokoro Connect
Zombina - Monster Musume
Konata Izumi - Lucky Stars
Aisha Clanclan - Outlaw Star
Pyra - Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Azusa Nakano - K-ON!
Lunamaria Hawke - Gundam SEED Destiny.
Gwendolyn "Gwen" Poole - Gwenpool
Homura – Senran Kagura
Isuzu Sento – Amagi Brilliant Park
Kagura – Azumanga Daioh
Mukuro Ikusaba – Danganronpa
Uzaki Hana - Uzaki-Chan Wa Asobitai!
Yowane Haku – VOC@LOID

in honor of your return:

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Mets (15)
Chiro – Touhou
Noriko Takaya – Gunbuster
Sachiko Koshimizu - iDOLM@STER
Haruka Amami - iDOLM@STER
Himeko Tachibana – K-ON!
Mayuri Shiina - Steins;Gate
Shiki Eiki – Touhou
Hanayo Koizumi – Love Live!
Rin Hoshizora - Love Live!
Maki Nishkino - Love Live!
Rance – Rance
Tsubasa Kira - Love Live!
Mugen - Samurai Champloo
Levi Ackerman - Attack on Titan
Jet Black - Cowboy Bebop

White Sox: (14)
Poplar Taneshima – Working!!!
Taiga Aisaka - Toradora
Kongou – Kantai Collection
Tsubasa Hanekawa – Bakemonogatari
Rin Tohsaka- Fate/ Stay Night
Yamato- Kantai Collection
Chaika- Hitsugi no Chaika
Joan of Arc- Fate/Apocrypha
Takao- Arpeggio of Blue Steel
Megumin-Konosuba
Enoshima Junko- Danganronpa
Jibril- No Game No Life
Yukino Miyazawa - Kareshi Kanojo no Jijou.
Kylie - Kouya no Kotobuki Hikoutai

Blue Jays: (13)
Takashi Kamiyama - Cromartie High School
Shinichi Mechazawa - Cromartie High School
Shinjiro Hayashida - Cromartie High School
Takeshi Hokuto - Cromartie High School
Akira Maeda - Cromartie High School
Megumi Hayashibara (Maedas Mother) - Cromartie High School
Beta Mechazawa - Cromartie High School
Yutaka Takenouchi - Cromartie High School
Masked Takenouchi - Cromartie High School
Kiichi Fujimoto - Cromartie High School
Freddy - Cromartie High School
Gorilla - Cromartie High School
Horse - Cromartie High School

Braves: (11)
Meifong Sakura – Valkyrie Drive
Atsuko ‘Akko’ Kagari – Little Witch Academia
Suu – Monster Musume
Yotsuba Koiwai - Yotsuba&!
Motoko Kusanagi – Ghost in the Shell
Iori Minase - Idolm@ster
Kyou Fujibayashi - Clannad
Miku Nakano - 5-toubun no Hanayome
Yui Funami - Yuru Yuri
Nico Robin - One Piece
Tatami – The galaxy akashi

Dodgers: (12)
Miki Sayaka – Madoka Magica
Akemi Homura – Madoka Magica
Momiji Inubashiri – Touhou
Rosa – Pokemon Black & White 2
Satania - Gabriel Dropout
You Watanabe - Love Live
Nozomi Tojo – Love Live
Anemone - Eureka Seven.
Toshinou Kyouko - Yuru Yuri
Kumiko Oumae - Hibike Euphonium
Arcueid Brunsted – Tsukihime
Hina Kagiyama – Touhou
Shinka Nibutani - Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!

Padres (11)
Duo Maxwell - Gundam Wing
Zara - Magnificent Kotobuki
Char Aznable - Mobile Suit Gundam
Akane Shinjo - SSSS Gridman
Reigen Arataka - Mob Psycho 100
Musashi Goda - Mob Psycho 100
Saitama - One Punch Man
Momo Yaoyorozu - Boku No Hero Academia
Eagle - Girly Air Force
Phantom - Girly Air Force

Reds: (8)
Kurisu Makise - Steins;Gate
Amanda O'Neill - Little Witch Academia
Mayoi Hachikuji – Bakemonogatari
Kneesocks - Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
Maria Momoe - Big Windup!
Angel – King of Fighters
Galko - Oshiete! Galko-chan
Maya Takahashi - Amagami
Moriko Moriok - Recovery of an MMO Junkie

Yankees (7)
Yayoi Takatsuki - iDOLM@STER Xenoglossia
Kanan Matsuura - Love Live!
Nene Sakura - New Game!
Umi Sonoda - Love Live!
Koume Shirasaka - The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls
Hifumi Takumoto - New Game!
Asuka Langly Soryu - Neon Genesis Evangelion

>haruka still not listed for cubs
why

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Astros: (11)
Youmu Konpaku – Touhou
Sakaki - Azumanga Daioh.
Chitose Karasuma - Girlish Number
Louise de La Vallière - Zero no Tsukaima
Chika Fujiwara - kaguya sama:love is war
Popuko and Pipimi - Pop team epic
ochako uraraka - Boku No Hero Academia
Mako - Kill la Kill
Saki Nikaido - zombieland saga
Hajime Shinoda -New Game!

Diamondbacks: (5)
Mila – Monster Musume
Pearl – Splatoon 2
Katsuragi - Senran Kagura
Nagatoro - Please Don't Bully Me, Nagatoro
Rin Shima - Yuru Camp

Angels: (5)
Hikari Jinno - Jiburiru.
Mari Makinami Illustrious – Rebuild of Evangelion
Ohtani – NISINsambora
Sylphynford Tachibana - Himouto! Umaru-chan
Monika - Doki Doki Literature Club

Rangers: (4)
Cerea - Monster Musume
Darknes – Konosuba
Akari Akaza - Yuru Yuri
Ozen - Made in Abyss.

Orioles: (4)
Auriana – Lolirock
Haruna Takaoka - Tiger Mask W
Min Min – ARMS
Yellow - Pokemon Adventures

Nationals: (2)
Umaru Doma – Himouto! Umaru-chan
Gary ‘Dicks’ Oak - Pokemon

Red Sox: (2)
Ellen Baker – New Horizon
Uesugi Tatsuya - Touch
That 3DPD they stole from the Dodgers

Brewers (1)
Misato Katsuragi - Neon Genesis Evangelion

Cubs have max waifus

>Thinking that could pass the physical

HEY CHICAGO WHAT DO YOU SAY. THE FAT FUCKS TRIP EXPIRES TODAY

CARDS COMEBACK !!!

though the pirate fans are BASED with their "hit it to 3rd" chant when Yadi was positioned there.

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...

I may die today, but this pic will exist F O R- E V E R

...

White Sox are getting one-hit

Shut up

You post without your trip 90% of the time anyway so no one will notice a difference

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tigers v yanks. let's do it!

holy based!

nice.🦊

ok sorry I shouldn't have said that

Yeah,, I'm thinking the cardinals are back

Dodgers Won!

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D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

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mo owns ya

What the fuck stop getting hurt

>Pie Rats

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>losedians

Why is there so much autism around the OP? You have the Autismos who hate the word "General" and the Houspies who covet it.

Watch this post otherwise you have some user screaming "houspie spotted!". Pretty sure it's a cubs poster who mimics the houspies

WIN SOX
LOSEDIANS

It's not over yet fag

houspie spotted!

yeah like that

SEE
GET FUCKED WHOSFAG HAHAHAHA

houspie has entered the thread

hi houspie

a cubs fan is one of the regular thread ops who always starts shit with the astros op

Which mlb team should I bandwagon?

The whos are blowing it

What do you look for in a team?

memes

ABG?

Just say Fuck it and follow the mariners and see how that goes. They have memes

dinos in the house tonight

A'ss are the same colors as your flag and your lil' running dino buddy

like4like?

no fuck you

The Orioles if you're cool.
An AL West team if you want to meme.
Everything else is shit.

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sorry

can anyone stop the brew crew?

I believe the Philadelphia Phillies f/ the Phanatic might be up to.

the philthies are frauds

>Which ballpark has the best grass?
Busch Stadium (St. Louis) - 29.6 percent
Coors Field (Denver) - 20.4 percent
PNC Park (Pittsburgh) - 11.4 percent
Yankee Stadium (New York) - 8.5 percent
Camden Yards (Baltimore) - 4.8 percent

>Which ballpark has the worst grass?
Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum (Oakland) - 16.8 percent
Great American Ballpark (Cincinnati) - 10.7 percent
Oracle Park (San Francisco) - 10.7 percent
Fenway Park (Boston) - 8.6 percent
Wrigley Field (Chicago) - 5.9 percent

There needs to be turf on the top part for the meme to work

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Cubs @ Braves

>BAGAYP

i hope there is a detroit/yankees brawl today

A steroid test

Themselves in October as usual

Stanton on the IL already?

>that throwing motion
I can only imagine all his pitches are in the dirt like that

>lose sox
WINDIANS

but there's no winning in the AL central

lol that game was so easy

Hahahahaha how the fuck is Pittsburgh real hahaha nigga just learn to play baseball like nigga stop being shit hahaha

STRIKE OUT THE SIDE
>mest

dont mets fans usually make a game thread

>14 strikesouts
>3 hits
>the losing runs walked in

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Yankees got lucky thats better than him striking out every AB

ugh...

Javier Baez has got to be the easiest out in the National League that isn't a pitcher.♦️

Fuck you

are the o's real this year? i knew machado was overrated

>mest

LMAOOOO

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1-3

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Have a bad bullpen

wat do?

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sorry I thought you were the one that posted the ughs

It's going to be a lot worse.

It can't be as bad the White Sox's.

they nearly gave up a 9-3 lead yesterday

You should go and see what the White Sox bullpen actually gave up today.

Barves are 0-3

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>scuba

OH NO NO NO >cusb HOW CAN THIS BE

No one

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Think the scubs could use some more students of the game

good job barves

>playing at home more mest fans than marlins fans

they are a fucking pest

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>IL

>get back from winning at gambling and eating free buffet
>houspie has once again taken the L
we're living in good times bros

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I have been away from watching baseball a while but is getting a lot of ks easier now.

scorelets begone

I run this general

>can'tada

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Holy fucking bantz!

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And how did your team do today?

White Sox are getting close

tankathon.com/mlb

Anyone want some highlight webms made. I'm bored. Send me a link.Coin Flip: Tails

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lost but so will you, and we're not a team over the luxury tax. you're down by 4 and your bullpen will be in soon

>pic related

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Based BAJP

who thought yu was worth the contract?

Yu

Hendricks is MINDFUCKED. I literally can no longer locate his fastball. That's that the faggot gets for trying to steal Maddux's nickname.

again
>cusb

cubes cubing

he*, i can't locate it either because it's usually in the dirt or a WP

>D.Smyly😃

oops...

A.J. Pollock is batting over .400. He has a wRC+ of 200 which is literally Bondsian. Is there any doubt the Dodgers are winning the series in 2019?

3 games played.
2 off days already.
Fuck.

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Are the Rays, dare I say, the best team in baseball?

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No.

STROS!

>another episode of doyers choking
Not again

I'm working for an hourly wage, I went to high school, didn't do great?
Still I gotta make more cash, more education is what I'm looking at. When I get a degree, I will make a bigger salary.⚽

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>gusb
>cusb
>rusb

>Cusb unironically getting destroyed by the barves

wait wtf did the orioles just do?

NOT

>cusb

Here's our first attempt to reign in the GDT's: There's a dedicated negativity thread stickied. You wanna complain about the team, do it there.

It will be loosely moderated, so go be assholes over there while those of us that want to talk levelheaded baseball and tell dumb jokes can remain here.

Approved GDT comments: "Man, that sucks." "I hope Kyle gets his pitches under control." "This ump is screwing us."

Negativity thread comments: "Fuck this team." "I'm done being a fan." "Maddon is a bum and Heyward is an asshole." "You're an idiot and I hope you get hit by a bus."

Let's give this a shot.⚾

Lol cubes

The cubs are Ass and thank god baseball is back. Fuck the cubs

Fuck this post. I'm done replying to you. You're a bum and Cubs fans are assholes. You're an idiot and I hope you get hit by a bus.🏀

>the Chicago errors

>dedicated negativity thread

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DESIGNATED
NEGATIVITY👌

>The absolute state of the cubes

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>lastros @ rags🏀

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I like "The Lurking Fear" too.

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houspie has been spotted!!

but i'm houspie

the cubbies own ya

the cubbies don't own shit, good luck at the bottom

>Dedicated negativity thread😂

cubbies with the ownership

this is insane

>cusb worse than pierats

>cusb

SCUBA KEK SCUBA SCUBA!!!!!!

SCUBA!!!!
...

>SCUBA!!!
SCUBA!

SCUBA
KEK SCUBA!!!
>SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!!!!1

OHHH MO MO MO MO SCUBAGH!!!!!!
SCUBAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH1

You think placing $10 on darvish to win the cy young is a decent bet?

DEDICATED

You fucking lardtards... cubs have such a bright future. damn! We still have have Knockout Kris, Bashing Baez, Rollin' Rizzo, Harmonious Hamels, Smashing Schwarber, ZigZag Zobrist, Articulate Almora, Barbaric Bote, Quintessential Quintana, Cryptical Contreras, Limitless Lester, and Headstrong Hendricks. Stay mad!!

@91828988

and (YUUUUUUUU)

Better spent on a pack of smokes

>Braun juicing on the reds

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i was gonna make a 'hyde ride' meme to replace the buck truck but after his antics today i am on the #FireHyde bandwagon

>early season no-hitter will be only highlight of eventual 47 win season
>pull him early
orioles gonna oriolel

Mets are in, Cubs are out. Well shit this season just got interesting

Christ I just glanced at the box score and 6 errors for the Cubs
it's ogre. They got their one gifted ring by Manfred for the feelgood and they're back to their usual selves

>merlens

>miami mormons

>people don't think the Orioles will win the division after signing Keuchel and Kimbrel

did the orioles pull a dodgers today?

oh yeah I'm feelin a GALLIE bomb tonight!!!!

Alonso ROTY

no the orioles didn't lose

where is the giants vs dodgers game thread?

make it yourself hat bro

Is it finally time to admit that this team is a fraud and that they only won 3 years ago because storyline rigging?

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Almost? The manager pulled their starter in the 7th with a no-hitter going, only to see the other team to get 5 runs in 2 2/3 innings with the tying run on third before getting the final out in the 9th

they won partly on the back of, ironically, historically good fielding

...

>boomers on espn want to undo posey rule

christ

>Josh "Putting my nine on the welfare line" Hader💯

why is Grandal shaking Haders hand like he just got done with a formal job interview

>zoomer fans enjoy soft pussy-fied baseball

like this post if you think the cubs are gay

did you guys know the cubs have made 6 errors so far tonight? wow they must suck

Liked, subscribed, and recommended to all my friends

This guy probably likes Roger Goodell destroying defense in football as well.

upvoted subbed and cummed on!

nice

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What score do you need for the dino?

just click Homosexual in your account settings tab

done

Schwarber is in the game boys

Is that a euphemism?

>fish

Our year!

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>birbs

Are the Mets, dare I say, good?

brewers suck and have zero rings

Why haven't the Nationals won a World Series yet?

Because they rested Strasburg

remember when they started 12-2 last year? good times

Adding you to my cringe comp

like this post if you hate the cubs lol
poo darshit lmao

Washington is a cursed city

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>unironically this
That was their best shot.

Based and poo pilled

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*Caribbean drums*
Yu Darvish tell 'em
Ayy I gotta new pitcher for y'all called Yu Darvish
He gon walk dat batter 3 times from first to third
AaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHH YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>the the angels angels of anaheim

The cubs own ya

What's the point of even playing this season anymore? Mariners are basically a lock at this point to win the world series.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Uh yu darvish tell em
Yu darshit
yu-dar-shit
yu darshit
yu-dar-shi

Finish this sentence: The Chicago Cubs will win ____ games this year after trading for ________________ at the deadline

as a cubs fan I'm sorry

As a cubs fan I'm sorry too

162, Me

if you're not rooting for the rays in the AL east this season, you are what's wrong with baseball

10 games

Machoko when the dads realize they dont need his ass

>Mariners are a lock at this point
>Mariners have lost

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As a cubs fan I'm sorry BAJP

>65
>Prospects

Hello /mlb/,

I would like to speak on behalf of all Chicago posters (cubs and white sox). We are so sorry. We have been short sighted in our posts to the point of stupidity. We truly messed up. We wish to make this a general where anyone who truly enjoys baseball can openly discuss thoughts about the game and perhaps even ideas for the game that we can implement to make it better. Instead we ended up causing a riot. Our shortsightedness dulled baseball insight. Our ignorance grew, and the contempt for posters of our kind, more specifically cubs fans, grew faster than a tumor. The state of /mlb/ right now makes me so sad, knowing that Chicago posters have had a part in ruining some of the creativity and intellectual discussion that once flourished here. We were fools, but we were also persistent. A truly undesirable combo. From trips like mo'lester to BAJP, we weren't thinking when we posted here, and thus this resulted in a lower quality general. From the north side to the south side, we would like to offer are fullest apologies and a promise: a promise that we will be better. A promise that even the most iniquitous people can change. A promise that we can help bring /mlb/ back. It is up to you to forgive us. I know it will not be easy, but we are so sorry. We messed up and from now on the change has begun.
Sincerely,
All Chicago posters.

>shitcongo

we're very sorry sir

please stop bullying yu-san thank you

alright we get chicago is shit again ok good. Now Philthy you better not get too high and mighty

>cusb

Apology not accepted

Gotta kick em while they are down senpai.

Sorry not sorry.

apology accepted...... Now be Humble

this is psychotic!

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Hope the dads can pull a win.

They are actually humble good guys.

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>rags
Man, that game was fucking lame.

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gg rags and uh see ya tomorrow

Damn.

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/mlb/ make ya seeth?

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Hey Anawn, you're on duh air. What's ya kwesshian?

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Post your scores

I bet I'm the only one here with Skelly lmao

no....... probably

Why do the rags suck so fucking much?

>cusb😃

How many points?

good win today desu✔️

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The Brew Crew will win the Worlds Eries

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

omigosh! apologies to the jennies!

1000 for spooky

The Astros WIll Win The World Eries

Your fortune: Godly Luck

The Giants have 5 runs scored ALL SEASON lmfao😂

oh fuck off fucking cunt suck my dick

Fuck off and suck my dick and swallow cum

sorry sir. we'll promise after this year we'll fuck off

sorry...........🙁

The New York Mets will win the 2019 World's Series as the NL champion by winning four games against the AL champion

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sorry sir i promise I'll work hard to get you to reconsider

Brewies Here! We Own The Cubbies Now!😂

no please D:

...

Rob Manfred will get hit by a truck.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

...

.

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Fuck. When is dino unlocked?

k👌

oh I own ya
n i pwn ya
put ya in a seeth
i doubt ya believe

no you don't😂

Teams that did well today:

Cardies!
Windians!
Yanks!
Brewies!
Smug Birbs!
Metsies!
Ray Rays!
Bravos!
Firstros!

teams that did ok but not good enough:
pirates
white sox
tigers
blue jays
marlins
rangers

teams that got utterly BLOWN THE FUCK OUT today
>cusb CUSB SCUUUUUBA KEKKE KEKKEKEKEK
>PEBBLES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH LE COORS BABBIES XDDDDDDDDD

And that is your nightly recap

scuba fan here

What is BAJP's BA/OPS vs Lifelongs?

Based

Based recap, what happened to Ivan Nova today was as disgusting as a certain "people" that inhabit the area around GRate.

White Sox have the tankb owl lead early

tankathon.com/mlb

uh bajp owns ya
n he pwns ya
put ya in a hole
ya may as well love a mole
bajp got the stats
but he also got the bants
cause bajp's takin shots n then collecting facts
while you're out eatin hotpot and gettin the axe❌

hi i haven't been on /mlb/ in years can someone explain the newest memes

James Shields lol

>cusb
>cubes
>scuba
>subs
>subcs

REMINDER!

Of the Florida/Miami Marlins' top 25 players in franchise history, based on WAR (Wins Above Replacement):
>Giancarlo Stanton was traded to the Yankees.
>Hanley Ramírez was traded to the Indians.
>Luis Castillo was traded to the Twins.
>Josh Johnson was traded to the Blue Jays.
>Miguel Cabrera was traded to the Tigers.
>Christian Yelich was traded to the Brewers.
>Dan Uggla was traded to the Braves.
>Ricky Nolasco was traded to the Dodgers.
>Mike Lowell was traded to the Red Sox.
>Dontrelle Willis was traded to the Tigers.
>Jeff Conine was traded to the Royals.
>Cliff Floyd was traded to the Expos.
>Marcell Ozuna was traded to the Cardinals.
>Gary Sheffield was traded to the Dodgers.
>J. T. Realmuto was traded to the Phillies.
>Charles Johnson was traded to the Dodgers.
>Josh Beckett was traded to the Red Sox.
>Kevin Brown was traded to the Padres.
>Brad Penny was traded to the Dodgers.
>Aníbal Sánchez was traded to the Tigers.
>Derrek Lee was traded to the Cubs.
>Dee Gordon was traded to the Mariners.
>Juan Pierre was traded to the Cubs.
>AJ Burnett left in free agency for the Toronto Blue Jays in 2006.
>José Fernández was killed in a boating accident in 2016.

>marlels

The shift makes baseball ________

where can I buy good looking fake jerseys? I'm not about to spend hundreds of dollars to help pay Clayton Kershaw choking in the playoffs contract.

Where can I find the >cusb please, I am in dire need of some >cusb, I am parched and wish to drink at the font of >cusb

>tfw when you got stuck with ozuna instead of yellich during the marlins sabotage

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Based BAJP

only got 10 minutes left until my trip dies for good : /

Please don't go we're very sorry

sorry sir but please dont leave

no D:🙁

The 2003 Marlins will always be near and dear to my heart. They fucked over a cusbb team that my entire highschool was bandwagoning. I got to walk into school after that series and talk as much shit and mine as much salt as I do to cusbb fans here.

you will still be easy to identify without a trip

🙁

Someone answer please. I'll give you a like.

Marlins will be your 2019 world series champions.

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_________ will win the 2019 National League Cy Young Award

Sauce

>tfw most likes on /mlb/

I run this general. My high amount of likes means my opinions are all correct and yours are wrong. Bow down to your king.

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1 minute, might as well make this a good one before AJ dies

FUCK YOU CUBS
FUCK YOUR FAGGOT TEAM
IM GLAD YOU WILL NEVER WIN A WS AGAIN
LIFELONGS CAN KISS MY WHITE ASS

This asshole set my blood to boil

>Yankees and Red Sox are worse than Baltimore

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Based BAJP

youre not the best trip, hell, not even a good one, but since ive been here 3 years ago, ive never seen someone more dedicated to hating a team and a group of people

Who's ready to crown the 2020 world series Champs?

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In all of my 3 months as a lifelong Astros fan, I don't know who you are or what this place is.

Goodbye BAJP really gonna miss ya buddy.

JUST KIDDING THANK GOD YOU'RE GONE FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

has any trip had a more amazing meltdown than molester/dg?

you forgot to tell the shedd aquarium and field museum to fuck off, it's the least i can do

FUCK YOU SHEDD AQUARIUM
FUCK YOU EMPEROR PENGWIN SCAM
FUCK YOU NO REFUNDS
FUCK YOU FIELD MUSEUM
FUCK YOU FAKE DINOSAUR BONES

THE WITCH IS GONE THE WITCH IS GONE AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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at least he didn't kiss any guys for that...im gonna miss that fat fuck.

Pour one out for our guy... He will be missed.

the results are in!

the most relevant, most talked-about, most cited team on /mlb/ is.....

....STILL the Chicago Cubs! woo-hoo!

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>the most relevant, most talked-about, most cited team on /mlb/
High praise indeed

>6 errors

tier 1 payroll( #2 ), but still just as bad as the white sox...

>dedicated negativity thread

The Cubs had a slow start in 2016. This is nothing but a fluke.

Based Harpie and the Phighties!

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!!!News flash!!!

Cusb are still TOP DOGG at the retard asylum! That's right, incarcerated retards in every ward have caught Cusb fever! It's a landslide!

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the 2016 Cubs won 16 of their first 20

You just proved my point

are you seriously exposing yourself that badly as a lifelong? they literally were the hottest team in baseball at the start of the season

Your point was that the 2016 cubs got off to a blazing hot start?

They were probably the best team in mlb history yet they still dropped 5 in April. That's what I call a slow start similar to this years cubbies.

April fools is over why can I still like posts

Finally Hiroyuki does something based

who else’s season is already over

red sux fan reporting in

bow down your oriole masters

the red sox are genuinely awful lmao what the hell

It can only go downhill from here bros

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>wins world series one year
>Start 1-3
>gets BTFO by the fucking A's the next
Ok now THIS is epic.

>Win 27 World Series
>Never win one since
¿Cómo se recuperarán los yaks?

SNEKS

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Is it, dare I say, our year?

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The AL West runs through seattle, shithead

As the last minutes of 4/1 tick away on CENTRAL TIME, i appreciate the well-wishing and heartfelt good byes

BUT

>april fools

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AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHAH
THE FUCKING RED SOX
AHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yay i'm so happy :D

what an incredibly unexpected twist

>do a nice job with the gints, go up 3-1
>proceed to go 3 - 10 in their first game against the fucking DIAMONDBACKS
padres pls

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Fuck... you playin with my emotions Smokey!!!

2014 Red Sox all over again? Win world series, then suck. D:

haha mest

mest haha

What does this remind you of?

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>cubs fan here!!!
Well hello there.

Official MLB Power Rankings
1. Phillies
2. Padres
3. Mariners
4. Brewers
5. Indians
6. Yankees
everyone else irrelevant

I want her to crush my head with her thighs and hit me in the scrote with her pesopallo bat

mesties makin' ya seeth?

>Kelly is fine. If he keeps coming out with that stuff, he'll put up zeroes. Not worried about him.
Oh, well thanks Dave. I'm reassured now.

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What does this remind you of?

The hell is going on with the cubes these past three games? Pitching sucks, bats are cold, and now the defense is making a bunch of errors.

Mariners do it again

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>last game of the night over so now I can't procrastinate on my classwork anymore
I'm fucking done with grad school

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Are the Mariners going to crash again, or are the real deal this time?

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When was the last time the Mariners didn't crash?

You may only reply to this post if your team has 6 wins.

Not so fast rest of baseball.

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Even if they keep hitting at this unsustainable pace the bullpen/rotation is going to let them down

>tfw ur team is shit but still better than the dodgers

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strawpoll.me/17725545/r
strawpoll.me/17725545/r
Serious /mlb/ poll
strawpoll.me/17725545/r
strawpoll.me/17725545/r

based

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Finally an excuse to use this

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GG Sneks. That wasn't how I wanted the game would go. Hope the Dads can play tomorrow more like they did this past weekend, and not like they did the last decade. Anyway, talk to you lads in the morning.

glad to see the rockies brought their no offense style back this year

Are the Giants legit?

They just wrecked last year's world series almost winner on their home turf tonight.

no they're absolutely awful

>Are the Giants legit?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

The Giants lost 3 games to the Padres who just got their ass reamed by the Diamondbacks. This division is going to be one fucking huge meme

Rolled 37 (1d100)

Rolling for how many games the white sox will win this year

Rolled 1 (1d6)

How many games will my ChiSox put on the board this year?

Rolled 42 (1d100)

Rolling for how many games the BASED BREWIES will lose this year

Rolled 3 (1d100)

Cubs wins

Rolled 66 (1d100)

how many home runs will bustcada hit this year

Rolled 32 (1d100)

Games Moncada plays before ACL

It makes me seething mad to lose to the Giants tbqh.
Not gonna lie.

How many games will the Padres win this season

Going to a Mariners game tomorrow, seats in outfield or down right field line?

>mfw Richard Bleier was awarded the save against the Blue Jays💢

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don't worry bro. don't be insecure
we won't be good for a long time.🙁

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here have this

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Baseball noob here. When someone says "we need to trade kluber for a good outfielder" what the hell does that mean? Isn't pitching a more valued skill than outfielding? Or is he saying we need to trade kluber for a good outfielder, who can also hit, because kluber has a DH?

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Because you need a balance of pitching and hitting to win. The Indians have a surplus of good starting pitching and a bad lineup. So they trade Kluber and get an outfielder to balance things out

>When someone says "we need to trade kluber for a good outfielder" what the hell does that mean?
It means they're retarded. At this point, the Indians want to trade for prospects, not MLB-ready players. Winning the Comedy Central (maybe) and getting swept in the first round (certainly) isn't going to put any rings on any fingers.

If you want to see the result of a go-nowhere team keeping their valuable assets WAY longer than they should have, check out the 2019 Detroit Tigers.

Man, the AL Central really has it all in term of ineptitude. The Indians are small market pussies that refuse to do their best to field a competitve team, detoilet doesn't know how to structure a rebuild, the twins are lazy and make small moves that don't do anything every single offseason, and the White Sox have by far the worst player development in the sport
The Royals are the only one that seems to understand the general concept of running a baseball team

cubbies own ya... n we pwn ya

I'm actually happy :D good prank fat man lol

Gah! I AM LIVID!💢

Who are the good hitters on the Indians?

The Chicago Cubs

holy based!

Cubs piss me off

The royals will win the world series once every 30 years. In the mean time watch us try to build our core up again with speed hitters who can run really fast because the royals are too small marketed to be able to afford free agency premium pitching it all has to be home grown after their world series appearances raised up the price of relievers and closers to market high. Kauffman's a pitchers park. So now they're just banking their next success on speedy smallball. Look at mondesai. They've been grooming him into their ideal mold for what their lineup should be. Mobile.

as a cubs fan I'd like to apologize...so. u-um. here it goes:

sorry

I can't wait to see what Luke Heimlich brings to the mound!

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I sat at the bottom of the upper tier above left/3rd base last time i went, pretty comfy desu

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>scuba kek scuba

lmfao

>bcuses
>csub
>cubes
>cubses
>cusb
>cusbs
>lifelong
>scrubs
>scuba
>scubabsb
>scubs
>scubs
>scubsbc
>scubses

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>Cubs lose today
>But everyone is still obsessed with them.
Sweet Pyrrhic victory

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Make sure to ignore that General thread.
Houspie is still keeping it alive.

playing old versions of mlb the show so I can still see the marlins HR sculpture

so long ;_;🐷

What's the best 3-way rivalry?

JFK, Jackie O and Marilyn Monroe

Aaron Nola

There are no brakes on this train!

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>spicswing

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Wheeze

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mariners desu senpai!

baseball is sleeping now

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>Puddin' Head Jones

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Playing conquest last night and finishing up the Florida area

Everything about the Marlins is fucked. Horrible colors (game wise it sucks that the entire east region was bloodshot red because of the reds cardinals nationals and marlins and Red Sox). But trash logo. Repainted stadium. No HR sculpture. And literal who’s on the roster with the occasional “lol he’s still in the league”

I got drafted by the Marlin's in my rtts save, they called me straight up to the bigs from AA ball after 4 months because they had absolutely no one at short
The HR sculpture was an abomination I'm glad it's gone

Berds

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The Cubs being 1-3 doesn't make me feel an inch better about being 1-3 as well and I don't know why it would. The offseason failures carried hard into the regular season. McCann is complete shit and Alonso is useless. Sanchez cannot play 2nd and has cost us half our games already. If we had Machado, we would be 3-1 or even 4-0 by now. Jerry Reinsdorf needs to die.

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Any major changes to RTTS? Gonna finish up conquest tonight with 3 strongholds left. Then probably gonna try this March to October thing for the Mets team epic stuff.

Fresh OC

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Not sure about major changes, the most recent show version I played was 2016

Right now your team is down and out and doing really crappy

And when I see how bad they are
It sort of makes me...
Happy!

Sorry, faggots, human nature-
Nothing I can do!
It's...
Schadenfreude!
Making me feel glad that I'm not you.

I didn't say it was nice! But everybody does it!

D'ja ever clap when an outfielder falls and drops a routine flyball?
And ain't it fun to watch whiffing hitters falling on their asses?
And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy,
Watching fan's faces twist with pain!

That's...
Schadenfreude!
People taking pleasure in your pain!

Watching a regular hitter being told to lay down a bunt
Or watching a pitcher realize just who he hung his pitch to
Being in the away stadium when somebody shouts "strike him out"!
"No!!!"
Schadenfreude!
"Fuck you faggot, that's what walks are for!"

Ooh, how about...
Grade A prospects getting lit up?
Hitters getting called strike 3s!
Angry fans throwing caps!
Watching players bobble balls!
Bullpen corps blowing leads!
Lineups that can never hit with RISP!

Watching runners never reach
The ending of second base!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!

The world needs teams like your shitty one who's been knocked around by fate.
'Cause when people see it, they don't want to be it,
and that makes us feel great.

You provide a vital service to society!

Your shitty team!
Schadenfreude!
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
To be!

S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!

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> Accidentally autodrafted Jose Ramirez in the first round of my fantasy draft instead of picking deGrom
How bad did I fuck up boys?

kys oldgay

Morning, lads.

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>taking part in fantasy
You fucked up big time.

Seattle's bullpen will crumble when it is needed the most.

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This post is shit
I don't get it

Thats rude

>barves
>more like barfs

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Points to you for the rewrite, but that's a 15 year old showtune, my dude.

>drafted lindor, Stanton, gennett and andujar
Just fuck my shit up

Royals

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>Royals
Doesn't ring a bell

>all these fucking injuries
Ch-chase for 28... right guys?

Red Sox are 1-4

Nice

>rags are 2-2
>this may be their best record for the rest of the season
Got nothing else to watch.

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Pillar traded to Giants. Adios to our only decent outfielder.

>boreball

>basedball

>gayballs

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But you have gallo

gallie make ya seeth?

>[PASSAN] BREAKING: Outfielder Ronald Acuña and the Atlanta Braves are finalizing an eight-year, $100 million contract extension, league sources tell ESPN. The deal includes two club options.

twitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1113114853504401414?s=21

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bargain deal for the barves

Hello one and all. It's come to my attention that even though the season's underway their are still trolls out and about. Just give me some time and I'll solve the mystery behind these posts. I don't believe they are all bad people, just misguided and could use a lesson or two. Thank you all for your help so far. With just some more time we will make this place clean and safe for everyone.

Inspector Godgers out.

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You've never actually done anything about shitposting you fraud

Jeff McNeil (left) is known variously as the Flying Squirrel or just Squirrel for short. To my mind that make Pete Alonso (right) the Moose.

Listen I understand your concern. I empathize with you. I took down the emoji poster, laughing car man, gaysconsin poster, "ugh...gah"white sox posters, Me and my crew exposed the Yea Forumsstros poster (aka nene poster aka general thread maker), BBQ posters. Baby talkers are still out and about and that's a problem I'm working on fixing. Me and my crew really work hard, I love those guys for everything they've done but their is a huge output of those listed almost on a weekly basis. I'm doing my very best.

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Are these limited to playoffs?

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>"ugh...gah"white sox posters
If you actually thought those were white sox posters, then we have no hope with an investigator with as little a clue as you.

We'll get em tonight Dads bro.

Both of us.

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Praise be to Gabe!

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>Nigger collision

I did not, I was referencing them using the meme to make fun of the white sox.

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Take it you don't like McKinney? How do you feel about Alford if/when he gets the call up

ohhh no...

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I cant wait till they are memed into the ground.

That way all those Red Sox lifelongs that popped up around my city all of a sudden last year disappear.

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what city?

I live in southern california.

I have remarked on it a few times and its funny.

>Bold of you to wear a red sox hat vato

I am really good at sounding like an adult beaner with a 3rd grade vocabulary

Rocky and Bullwinkle gimmick?

Anaheim/Orange County area? There's too many transplants here that shit up Angels games when they're in town. I want them all dead.

Opposite direction.

Ventura County.

Oxnard specifically.

What does /mlb/ think of Manfred?

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All commissioners are trash but Manfred is the last of our problems.

For fans of team's whose last championship was over a decade ago, mets, dodgers, indians, twins, tiger, etc etc. What if you stumbled upon a monkey paw deal?

Your team will suddenly, in the next 5 years, win 2-3 championships gauranteed. Here's the catch, the game baseball as you know it now will cease to exist, the NL will have DH, shifts will be banned, extra innings will be eliminated for a home run shootout, every player is a TTO player, the balls are even more juiced, 3 hitter minimums, time limits everywhere, there are only 6 innings, there are only 100 games, hot rain falls up and dogs are hugging cats and more.

>your team
>would you take that deal?

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fuck this guy

You posted this 5 times already you dumb Redditor

No, fuck off.

I would rather eternally suffer a drought.

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I'd do it but only if all these changes lead to blernsball.

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Last... championship? You mean like a division title r-right?

Also fuck no

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so basically the jints with busted pussy rule

Have sex

Monkey paws shouldn't affect innocent outsiders. Fuck the vagiants.

>Pewers
Lmao

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Bend over and I'll make you feel 4 inches better

sorry sir

sir I made a mistake sorry...

>imagine actually larping with a group of faggots about "investigating" and actually documenting shitposts done by autists on the sports section of an online anime imageboard and thinking that you're accomplishing something

yee

also made an expanded version

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listed

Is it too much to ask to not make more threads?

You forgot a team

NEW on-time with news
no fucking thread wars plz

shant

anyone make the thread?

use the new one, we don't need a fourth thread

this is psychotic...

t. houspie

You can use the one we've ready been using, asshats:

>anyone besides me who makes the OP is "houspie"
oh my god, kill yourself you fucking psycho

Not sure they count as a team

>500
good riddance

What showtune was that supposed to be?

Schadenfreude

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at least he isn't Selig

Hi, based apology poster.