/mlb/ general - OPENING WEEKEND edition

COL: Daniel Murphy (finger) lands on injured list
NYY: Stanton (biceps) shut down for next 10 days
ATL: Minter (shoulder) could be activated Thurs.
CWS: Tim Anderson (wife in labor) out Monday
NYY: Miguel Andujar not in Yankees' lineup Mon.
CHC: Schwarber out of Cubs' lineup on Monday
TB: Rays place Joey Wendle (hamstring) on IL
BOS: BoSox, Bogaerts finalize 6-yr, $120M deal
PIT: Lyles (side) to make season debut Thursday
PIT: Jung Ho Kang out of Pirates' lineup Monday

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Blue Jays!

Real made non early

Shant

>crybaby hou-obsessed manchild is crying again
must be /mlb/

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MODS

>Made his thread early
>Shitposted in the previous thread
>Shocked people ignore this thread

Take the L Autirstro.

>makes thread second
>cries about it until user is friends with him
Sad.

>spamming both threads because you were two minutes later
Thank god you're here, Yea Forums would SHUT DOWN if you didn't get to make the OP!

>20 posts
>8 IPs
How many were made by the OP?

Red Sox are 1-4

well definitely not that one

Marlins will be your 2019 world series champs

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>with that ownership

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FOR A GREAT LOW RATE YOU CAN GET ONLINE

Pillar, NO! Fuck!

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at least now he'll be the best CF named Kevin in his division

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how do we fix florida

Acun~a with $100 millioin extension

literally why

My Phillies would like a word with you.

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braves realized that they are the second worst team in the NLE, so they decided to fix it by tying up a ton of money in one of the players they already have

how very Braves of them

NATS

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Checked

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oh asshat...

based

you can't spell joe kelly without joke

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Nationals Beat Writer appeals to demographic that doesn't exist. The Nationals fan is mythical in nature

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I don't expect anything other than a Standing O. DC fans are the last East Coast people to behave like East Coasters.

More Cuban pandering

He also advocated booing present day nationals like Max Scherzer and Anthony Rendon
>However, you also can't ignore what the outfielder couldn't bring to the Nats: things like, uh, playoff success and crucial victories.

The way I see it is like Griffey and the Mariners. Falling out with brass (at the time) but even when in another team's uniform, has nothing but respect for their earliest baseball roots.

Yeah I’m thinking it’s the Mariners year.

It's a retooling year, but if things go right better things might come sooner as opposed to later.

Remember to never respond to tripfags.

>multiple morning and mid afternoon CS games during playoffs
>not a single afternoon game a week into the regular season

i mean what the fuck are they doing?

How are the Indians looking this year?

Personally, my culture isn’t a costume.

is sheffield is something maybe

if hes a meme then no

It will be mixed. The true Philly haters in DC will boo him, the more pure baseball fans will rise up in gratitude.

Most baseball fans are boomers who go to work during the day.

cubs fan here!!!

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We are looking quite good bro

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On the first leg of the long steady decline. Ownership refuses to lock up their main draws. Farm system is becoming depleted. Royals, Tigers, and Twins all have budding farm systems as well.

Yeah, they seem to overproduce in the beginning of the season anyway.

>lindor out for a couple more weeks

I want to die

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>two houspie threads

he made two competing threads to guarantee one would win
fucking asshole

t. houspie

Houspie here, and now I have you right where I want you

no
he's the one that makes the "/mlb/ general - CAPITAL LETTERS edition" threads and replaces "mlw" with "mil"

that's exactly what houspie would say

>/mlb/ general - CAPITAL LETTERS edition
based

>replaces "mlw" with "mil"
burn him at the stake

For me, it's the Milwaukee Beer Makers

this is psychotie fucking psichotie!!! omigosh :D

they should boo him mercilessly for being a gigantic playoff choker, he's the reason why they lost in 2012 and 2017

for me it's mil

MLW makes me seeth

everything makes you seeth, you damn seethies

now do 2014 and 2016. Who should be booed for those? Can't be a manager, since they're useless and serve no real purpose

houspie spottied!!!:D

a man who can change mlw to mil in supposedly quoted news is not an agent of truth and righteousness, he's manipulating and twisting it into lies from the mouth of satan himself

on the other hand, he's the only one posting generals

He should be booed for 2016 as well
I'm not a Nationals fan. I'm just providing some counsel

MIL IS A LIE FROM THE MOUTH OF SATAN

>he's the reason they lost in 2012
No. Shutting Strasburg down is the reason they lost in 2012

sorry sir...

I decided to compare Harper to Bryant in Postseason. Harper's 111 wRC+ to Bryant's 98 isn't what I expected at all. I went into that thinking Bryant would outplay him

bryant is overrated as fuck

Actually looking, the only real contemporary to Harper that doesn't struggle in the postseason is Aaron Judge

Is that Pamela Anderson?

i feel like Harper just got walked a ton because those lineups weren’t that scary beyond him and maybe Zimmerman. he’s had some very good years though, it was hilarious when he BTFO strickland

Reminder not everyone is houspie, at least i don't think so

Nationals fans are upper middle class white people they're not going to act like maniacs during a baseball game though I wish Harper would get shit on on his return because he decided to stay in the division.

>need a new Phillies shirt
>don't wear jerseys because wearing a shirt with another man's name on it is gay as hell
>90% of the tee shirts on the official store and Amazon have either Harper's first or last name on them
>mfw

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Help

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i thought the Yankees were supposed to be the team that signed marquee free agents and shit. what happened?

>Acu~n~a locked up for 10 years and cheap

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ah yes, the Latino Joc Pederson

Scherzgod finna BTFO Babby Harpshit

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Joc Pederson wishes he had half the talent of Acuna

Reminder the philthies are probably gonna lose today

At least they'll get someone out of it. They can't afford to spend in Free agency. Poor teams can't win there

Fuck that Strickland cunt but they both got their (weak) shots in and mostly missed each other. Fighting angry isn't very effective unless you have training.

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!

>the great Max Scherzer vs Zach fucking Elfin
I mean, even if they do lose it shouldn't even count.

Acuna, a player so talented they stuff him in left field to hide his woes. He's no different than Hoskins

Leave harper to me

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You think a geriatric can stop him?

No, that's why I suggested deGOAT

>that's why I suggested deOLD
thanks for proving my point

What about Cutch and Realmuto and Segura and Hoskins and Herrera and Franco and Hernandez and Williams and Kingery? Who should we leave them to?

There is a gold glove in CF right now, otherwise he'd be playing there. Try again faggot.

>Which ballpark has the best grass?
Busch Stadium (St. Louis) - 29.6 percent
Coors Field (Denver) - 20.4 percent
PNC Park (Pittsburgh) - 11.4 percent
Yankee Stadium (New York) - 8.5 percent
Camden Yards (Baltimore) - 4.8 percent

>Which ballpark has the worst grass?
Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum (Oakland) - 16.8 percent
Great American Ballpark (Cincinnati) - 10.7 percent
Oracle Park (San Francisco) - 10.7 percent
Fenway Park (Boston) - 8.6 percent
Wrigley Field (Chicago) - 5.9 percent

The phillies are frauds just you wait

scherzer is older dumbass

>Inciarte is an above average fielder. Acuna is a well below average fielder

and shitzer won't stop him

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wait for them and the literal whos to flame out and choke like always

7 different lineups: 1 team (SEA)
6 different lineups: 1 team (OAK)
5 different lineups: 10 teams
4 different lineups: 7 teams
3 different lineups: 7 teams
2 different lineups: 3 teams
1 lineup: 1 team (PHI)

>Inciarte is an above average fielder. Acuna is a well below average fielder
imagine taking cock in the ass like this

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I have to imagine, Braves fans don't.

>Cutch
>Realmuto
>Segura
>Hoskins
>Herrera
>literal whos
Based underage poster

kek, BTFO the little barf

literally laughing at you

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Can't hear you down there under Miami

LMAO

>Inciarte is an above average fielder. Acuna is a well below average fielder

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based

Juan "Willie McCovey" Soto > Ronald "Shelley Duncan" Acoona

Hey angels uh can you please steal a game please?

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juan soto may be a better player, but since he's gay he will never be as marketable

>27 of 30 Rookie of the year votes

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You should just embrace the Houspie name and get a trip

>Writer votes
Those guys gave a DH a gold glove

nah also you suck big Pee Pee

lol this guy's in a seeth!

>Inciarte is an above average fielder. Acuna is a well below average fielder
this has to be a fallies faggot trying to cover up his teams terrible defense

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Thoughts on this sport?

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>Barves (Predditors) fans coming out of the woodwork

get a load of this angry guy

i do feel bad for barfs fans though. they grew up at a time when their team was extremely good, yet for the last decade or so they've been unmitigated ass or humongous chokers. and now it looks like they're going to be rentboys for the rest of the division for a while more now, sad.

It used to be good

Every Barfs fan I come across is a college football diehard first

>o-only a lillies fan would point out acunas poor defense!
spoken like a true lifelong since the days of Juan Smoltz and Tim Glavine running the NL in the 1980s

AL Central fans love each other, unlike all of this NL East bickering! Fuck you guys! AL Central love forever!

>poor defense
do zoomers actually believe this?

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Name goes back on Anons Suck Big Pee Pee

do you believe nick markakis to be some defensive wizard in right?

zoomer has been spotted! and he's a braves fan!!

>Inciarte is an above average fielder. Acuna is a well below average fielder

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Reddit: The Sport

and that's what makes that division the running joke that it is, plus all the obnoxious anime posting

if /nhl/ is reddit what's /mlb/

Adored by nu-males and insecure /pol/tards. Soccer, while also shit, is only slightly better. But at least it's better than Apehoop.

>/nhl/

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actually
3-letter abbreviations for 3-syllable cities should hinge on the first letter of each syllable
thus
>MWK

funnyjunk

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Reminder that the Braves are literally in last place with the worst pitching staff in the division

Lmao... you fucking dipshits. You're so mad that our team is coming into another golden era. We got Rodeo Ronald, Astonishing Albies, Dangerous Donaldson, End Times Ender, Marvelous Markakis, TalentedTeheran, Wild Wilson, Freeman Fighter, Notorious Newcomb, Wacky Wright, Fast Fried, and Bolsterous Brian... Who the fuck yall got?

Lose more weight, Deion.

Hockey is soccer for men you idiot

Based

>your thoughts on yankees fans
>your thoughts on instagram normies

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you're right, we should abbreviate "Atlanta" as ALT and "Chicago" as CCG

oh wait, that's retarded and so are you

so how does this pic make you feel? well /mlb/?

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this is cwazy :3 this is insanity :D omigosh I'm out of here ;p

>ywn have based jo mama at the backstop again
i want to go back, sure the teams might have been shit but at least it was a comfier time to live in

kys faggot

I saw some stat the other day about Teheran making his seventh consecutive OD start or something. Pretty eye-opening that the Barves have had garbage pitching for that long.

D: sorry!

>wtf Im a yankees fan now?

>Yankees fans
I know a few IRL who are pretty nice, but Internet ones are subhuman shitskins
>Instagram normies
All need to die via firing squad

SAT Mariners then, got it

Lmao... you fucking dipshits. You're so mad that our team is coming into another golden era. We got Amazing Alcantara, Ridiculous Riddle, Great Granderson, Bombastic Brinson, Alluring Anderson, Cool Castro, Winning Walker, Unbelievable Urena, Lights-Out Lopez, Awesome Alfaro, and Super Steckenrider... Who the fuck yall got?

you haven't killed yourself yet faggot. dont respond. just get it done.

>sp_memes_and_greentexts

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omigosh!

Nothing. Your namefaggotry is obvious though.

>spicswing

>not hating your divisional rivals with a fiery passion
Why when watch sports?

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you now remember these uniforms

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>sp_memes_and_greentexts
Yea Forums is literally one of the most Reddit boards now. This is not surprising. I wouldn't be surprised if there's cancerous meme groups dedicated to Yea Forums there filled with physically unappealing turbo autists and kids as the userbase.

ah yes, the Lastings Milledge era

Cancerous Facebook meme groups**
Stop falling for user Sucks Big Pee Pee offtrip.

I was hoping this discord faggotry and superteam/ohnonono shitposting would die off with the new season

Comedy Central fans are pretty retarded

>Yea Forums is literally one of the most Reddit boards now
takes a redditor to say that

my nigga Joe Kelly going to put 0s on the board
don't even shitpost

And one win

>You know what we need instead?
>Too look more like Walgreens.

It's just one person. Thankfully most people are ignoring his blatant turbo autism and carrying on. He's also being exposed so it's causing him to act even more like a schizo.

It's not as bad since we actually have things to talk about now that the season has started.

user, there are cringey meme pages dedicated to just about every board. A quick search on Instagram shows
>o_memes_and_greentexts
>lgbt_memes_and_greentexts
>fa_memes_and_greentexts
>fit_memes_and_greentexts
>b_memes_and_greentexts
>r9k_memes_and_greentexts
>out_memes_and_greentexts
>mu_memes_and_greentexts
And plenty more I don't feel like adding. Yea Forums is dead.

>/o/
Kill me please.

Is it the same guy that got exposed a few months ago?

The underagefag epidemic has spread FAR beyond what most anons here think. It's honestly depressing.

more like spicy wings! lmao

are you familiar with the first great German ballplayer - Berlin's own Maximilian Kepler?

the Montreal Expos died for this

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Notable Left Fielders to win NL Rookie of the Year this century
Ronald Acuna
Chris Coghlan
Jason Bay
What a group

>you now remember these uniforms

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Is /f/ still sacred at least?

Reminder the astros still own /mlb/? yes seethe but there's nothing you can do

As far as I can tell.

It's that Astros fan who makes 10 threads and samefags relentlessly in them at once because no one will post in them. He's now a namefag "Anons Suck Big Pee Pee" To answer your question, yes. Someone post the image.

>instagram
>facebook
>twitter
>any social media

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Let's keep it that way.

I thought everyone was ignoring me. Apparently i live in your head

I hope the Rangers body your zoomer meme team tonight. We own Texas you filthy spic.

Neither of muh teams are playing tonight : /

Hell no cusbb to laugh at either!

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What a faggot

Reminder that my Natties are overwhelming favorites against the philthies

That is the most triple A uniform imaginable

the cubbies own ya !

I don't make threads anons now keep sucking Big Pee Pee

>Natinals

Remember to filter all Tripfags and Namefags.

>Yea Forums is dead.
No you dipshit, Yea Forums is the one constant in the universe. Everybody and anybody comes here to rip off shit for free then go and make money on it somehow while spreading the meme that "Yea Forums is the shithole of the internet".

Yea Forums is the brain, heart, soul of the internet. It's putrid and despicable and glorious and joyful as fuck, but it's free, it's ours, and everyone else is just fucking jealous that they can't say what we say freely here.

fuck off zoomer

Reminder all anons are faggots and Eat fat cocks

What a magical place
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ri/c/e owls!

>this hungry for NEETclout

ri/c/e owls!
houspie spotted!

guise im crying rn

such a classy dude even when he fucked up, gonna miss him desu, hope he gets to hang out with Hunter Pence a bit at least

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blue(jay)pill me on him, is he reliable?

The zoomers who run these accounts are all phoneposters who can't access flash shit, so it'll probably stay that way forever, thank christ

his bat kinda sucks but his defense is ok

>hope he gets to hang out with Hunter Pence a bit at least

Umm...

>his bat kinda sucks

he'll fit in just fine here then

is he gone? shit time flies man

anyways be sure to ask Kevin about his sneeze

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life in cleveland is hell

“To tell the truth, I’m not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I’m excited going to Cleveland, I’d punch myself in the face, because I’m lying.”
-A Wise Man

Are you a Browns and Cavs fan too, or do you only follow the Native Americans of Northern Ohio?

He's on the Rangers

/f/ is stuck in time somewhere around 2008.

If his glove and legs hold up and he's still good for double-digit home runs, he's a cheap/free upgrade. Two of the guys we traded for him were on waivers anyway and the other one was a prospect we picked up in the McCutchen trade last year with one month left in the season. So we basically got a defensive right-handed outfielder for less than for one month left of McCutchen in a losing season (we still have the other kid who was part of the trade). This was a great trade for the Giants.

But now you live in Baker Maysville

yikes

Absolutely perfect.

>Everybody and anybody comes here to rip off shit
This is exactly the problem. You reek of newfag.

Is this the new /cric/ thread?

twitter.com/jclarknbcs/status/1113171205954179083?s=21
God damn it Nats, you're supposed to block ticket sales from DE, NJ, and PA.

Mets are elite

probably, then again the o's are better than the yankees and red sox right now so who knows

>Dykstra said Darling crossed the line by putting his account in print, and Dykstra threatened to "drop him like a red-headed f---ing stepchild" if he sees him.

espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/26422618/darling-stands-dykstra-allegations-boyd-hurt

If you only knew. You'll never know, btw. Born too late.

i mean considering he hit a HR off him during that at bat, maybe more players should be racially abusing opposing pitchers

>cubs fan here!!!
Well hello there.

>11-1

It's an EXTREMELY viable tactic, hell, it can even end their careers.

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Baseball is a business sure, but bros...

youtube.com/watch?v=BurBVcp3GmI

T_T

test

Agreed

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11-1 was a bunch of career shit players absolutely raking in every sense of the word for two weeks
this year it's a completely revitalized lineup of career pretty good players performing pretty much to expectations

Just a reminder that the Houston Astros won the World Series.

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IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY WITHOUT YOU MY FRIEND

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Hideous.
>anyone other than the Yankees winning the AL

>anyone other than the Yankees winning the AL
JESUS HATES THE YANKEES

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AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN

>Giants @ Blue Jays, April 23-24

MLB expansion to Mexico when?

Let’s all just enjoy our great nation’s pastime

the mexico city chalupas

which of the mexican countries

Zounds! I believe I’ve spotted Teboq with Heims!

Who's going to be the >11-1 of this season?

u-uhm... hi /mlb/ let's make a rap for players that make us seeth...u-uhm okay so here we go:
o i own ya

The Mets again

ya 4 seam just got pwn'd

>which of the mexican countries

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Never. There's no money in Mexico.

Fox News is the lead paint of cable news networks.

Looks like 1/3 of the strippers I've encountered in the Philly suburbs, so at least it's accurate.

I believe some of them like to be referred to as "tropical mexican" countries

Mets-Marlins @ 7:10

Hey guys! What's going on in here?

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Just shitpost, Billy

bruce hooper vs mad max rain delayed : /

I feel like a retard
subscribed to mlb.tv because I don't have cable
>lol fuck you, you can't watch your team
I'm an idiot, but at least with a 3 hour turnaround time, I have days to fight for a refund

Retard

Watch other teams and shit post. I like mlb tv because you can watch games all day.

...

Anybody who boos Harper tonight is a crybaby manchild. I'm embarassed to be a Nat fan if that's going to be how it goes. Lerners gave him a shit offer and he took a bigger one,
he was as gracious about it all as he could be.

Nah fuck choke harper

MOMMY

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ok retard

get a cheap 15$ router just for your tv, load a bunch of proxies into its VPN nigga, and be prepared to go across the prime meridian because the mlb expanded its blackout zone to canada and mexico

How would you feel if the league got very strict with stadium design rules? Like how right now they have rules that you can ignore because the league doesn't enforce them, but what if say they made it mandatory for the following
>330ft foul poles
>Walls must be between 6-12 feet tall
>Center Field must be between 390-430 feet
>Must be smooth travel from foul pole to foul pole (i.e. no le quirky corners)

Your moms name is Harper and boy does she choke on it

Why do you hate fun?

Nothing more fun than Aaron Judge hitting 315 foot home runs

If we just want fun, I demand all parks have outfield walls of 100 feet

If we want Quirks, I vote that some stadiums have bases 100 feet apart, and some have pitchers mounds closer and lower to the ground

To be fair to yourself, it's only reasonable to expect that if you subscribe to a baseball streaming service you'd be able to watch your own team. It's just that MLB's blackout rules are designed to keep cable companies happy, making the situation completely retarded for everyone else. And you must have been living in a cave not to know about it.

The right way for Nats fans to handle it is to give him a standing ovation during lineups and his first AB, then boo him for every AB after that. That way he'll know the boos aren't personal, only what he signed up for.

As for Scherzer, he should line a soft curveball into Harper's hip.

Is there a bigger choker than everyone's mom here or bryce harper? also boo him until he wins a world series which is never ever

Mike "1 postseason hit" Trout?

I vote that teams start making their foul poles 9001 feet from home plate! Small ball, baby!

Remember Tal's Hill? based! I say we make a park that is ALL hill!

two niggers just stole my truck

a cheeky beaning by Max wouldn't be over the line, I think

if it is all hill isn't it just a flat surface

a hill is a hill, no matter how long it is

How will the people sitting in the outfield see the game?

Everyone would love it, even Harper

by looking down and/or up

I propose a new outfield design pattern.

If you are skilled enough you can have a nice 250 foot home run but other wise enjoy your 500 foot walls.

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this would be a funny novelty

How the anthem should always be sung.

thats about as fair as the wall of weeds in wrigley

the anthem shouldn't be sung, especially after a rain delay
people have shit to do and baseball games are already eight hours long

This is basically yankee stadium

Pls bean Hooper

There should be a pinball-style tunnel where, if the ball is hit into it, the ball is held for a few seconds then fired at 200MPH straight at a random base.

enjoy your dead outfielders
and infielders

For me it’s the Boston Red Sox! It’s tough being a fan of the underdogs though...!

Fuck you

Height or distance?

Both

Christ are Nats and Phillies really going to play in this dismal weather?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

UNDERDOGS

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LMAO

HARPER GETTING BOO'ED THE FUCK OUT

Why don't teams just use their really good pitchers all the time and not use their not-so-good pitchers ever? and what's the deal with closers lmao? just use your good pitchers at the end of games and if you have a good closer use him as a starting pitcher?

I would dominate your pathetic "sport" if I was ever made a manager.

You can't be an underdog if you won a Eeries in the last year or so. >cusb should know

>xed xox

get booed by your old team brehs

Based “turns out papelbon was right” poster

Pitchers have these things called arms.

Top kek

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The black dots are landmines hidden under the grass. I saved Baseball

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There it is, the very first Pro Nationals Chant in history

please don't engage in hurtful ablest language like this user it is toxic

Bruce Hooper btfo

is this where I make fun of washington dc? they're not even a fucking state lmao

>thats a clown team bro

LMAO

B
T
F
O

ri/c/e!

top kek striking out Bryce Harper is like winning the World Series for Nationals fans

Racist

he already struck out and hoskins has already taken a ball. fuck you're poor

Reminder the phillies don't even need bryce pooper to win and that sucks desu

washington hasn't won anything except the murder capital of the country this century

Lel

FIRST IN WAR
FIRST IN PEACE

ri/c/e owls!
Yea Forumsstros!

houspie spotted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel like the Nationals are what a corporation thinks a baseball team is

>gnats fans just acting like they won a playoff series
lmao

seems like something housepie would post

no, a corporation would actually place them in a city with fans

I don't get how he hasn't learned how to lay off those pitches at his shoelaces. Even bums get him to fish on that shit.

Houspie has been sighted

It’s a sad franchise bro, at least they aren’t blowing a game 5 tonight

>housepie
i know it's you housepie

whenever the Nats play there are always more posts about Nationals fans and Washington than there are about the game
imagine seething this hard about the Montreal fucking Expos

LOOK AT ME

LOOK AT ME

The Nats draw pretty well.

not from within the city

t. houspie

LOOK AT THIS

that's why they had to stop accepting credit cards from other cities

>bryce benedict arnold

holy hell there's some thick ass pawg working behind homeplate at the Reds game

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ATTENTION BROS

CHECK IT OUT

I'M POSTING RIGHT NOW

REPLY OR BE GAY FOREVERMORE

sorry sir

sorry still had the thing on to do that thing. but no there are fans that live somewhat near DC but none that actually live there. that's why you don't let Philly residents buy tickets anymore.

the black population is about 13% of the USA, and im gonna guess about 13%(if that) of black people like baseball, so you're absolutely right about not drawing from DC

HAHAHAHAHA HE FUCKING BROKE HIS FINGER LMAO

Black girls are better than fake ass pawgs

and boom turners gone

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCK that has to hurt

if the ball hits one and blows up is the batter out?

why can't millennial and zoomer players bunt properly?

pic?

No

Reply to this post if your team rules your division with an iron fist.

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what kind of a fat neckbeard pussy do you have to be to think breaking your finger hurts?

Here we go Houspie here we go

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!!!!!!!

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turner on nats, bunted like an 11 year old softball player and squared right up to his index finger. I didn't cap it but I'm sure someone if not me will find it soon. the phils broadcast had a great angle of the trainer trying to move his finger and it just dangled limp and he stood up and walked right to the bench

Fuck Houston

The fuck you talking about? 500 Phillies fans bussed in for the game.

Sure.

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DAMN IT I HAD THAT FUCKING GUY ON ALL MY FANTASY TEAMS HE WAS MY 1st RD PICK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Inner city people don't care about baseball unless they're high on hobo piss fumes .

WOAH

YES

>Harper btfo

how young are you that you don't know what I'm talking about?

those were group purchases tickets that are allowed because it's an organized group trip

twitter.com/Snack_TimeFS/status/1113232518021406720

They don't do that anymore.

Do they teach these kids how to bunt that’s pathetic

Houspie owns ya uh

they don't do what anymore? prevent people from buying tickets? yeah no shit because they suck

twitter.com/NBCSPhilly/status/1113230149162622979

it doesn't look like he's ever been taught

>>not a single afternoon game a week into the regular season
>i mean what the fuck are they doing?
They're still fucking retards who want baseball to be football or some shit. It's not and never will be without ruining it (more). It's a different style, a longer slower more deliberate one. It's the best as afternoon background at work or on trips or whatever on the radio.

>Most baseball fans are boomers who go to work during the day.
Which is precisely why it should be during the day or at least the afternoon. Having baseball on in the office is great, everyone can pay attention from time to time during dramatic points and listen to the end as they go home or as a break before overtime. Comfiest experience and it's fine if it goes for hours. Whereas I'm not staying up to start a multi-hour game at fucking 8pm or later unless maybe it's the playoffs/WS (and only if it's a big game then).

Man baseball fans are petty as shit. Bleed out the eyes over bat flips and boo players who they didn’t wanna pay money for after wasting said talents prime years for almost a decade. But when someone gets hit with a fastball on purpose, it’s all “part of the game”

Scherzer gave up a bomb to the 8 hole hitter

That’s playoff mode scherzer

At least my Mom isn't a whore like yours.

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>Bleed out the eyes over bat flips and boo players who they didn’t wanna pay money for after wasting said talents prime years for almost a decade
All part of the game user.

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Nationals are such a sad franchise

playing harper is the playoffs for the "district" of columbia

>mest

>and Nationals Park erupts like it won a playoff series.
>Or we think that's what it would sound like.
Too bad we'll never know for sure!

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based

like has he never played pool? how the fuck don't you know how to hold a bat to bunt? lmao

Houspie exposer with a message for houspie:

Oh i own ya,
Pwnage to the nth degree
No end in sight,
Bend ya over the table
Kill ya like cain did to abel,
Redpilled with a hint of the blackpill
Cut ya no slack,
As I put the pieces in a sack
bury it and head on back to /mlb/

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>Josh Reddit

His entire skillset has been "runs fast" since he was traded from San Diego's farm

top kek

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Kek gay turner!!1

he cute tho

I should get paid $100k's to go to every MLB team and show them all how to hold a bat to bunt since obviously nobody else is doing it.

Gay turner kek!

seething harperfags

If anyone's seething it's the >nast fans desu

>not chucking a beer at Harper's ugly head from right field
Nats fans are pussies lol

Not today bucko

natsbros this is our nats going to go all the way provin the haters wrong also fuck montreal lol still bitter cause they suck

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>Nats offer Harper 10/300 but with 100m being deferred for over 50 years
>Harper doesn't want that
>Nats never retool their offer
>WHY DID HE BETRAY US

>twisn

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Scherzgod settled in like he always done. Phillies won't win with their literal who pitching

I've seen people break their legs with bone sticking out and dislocated knees and ankles but this made me cringe harder than just about any injury I've seen live

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>Loud Boos for Harper
>Kinda loud Lets go Nats chants
>Loud Lets go Phillies chants
what the H

>Nats never retool their offer
they gave him a second offer for less money lmao

fuck off just because the nats wouldn't fall to his greedy shekel grubbing but offered him to much anyway they are not wrong. there is this thing called loyalty. millions is plenty of money already.

liar or pussy or both

I don’t get it. Are they all inbred in Washington?

#theirturn

you forgot that he's a nice person and doesn't want his child to grow up in the worst place in the world with the worst people in the world

This. Why didn't Machado take a 10 year 100m from Baltimore

>harpshit

DC is way better than Niggerdelphia. We're tolerant of others so he'd fit in just fine despite playing bad

Ahem. Philadelphia.

>The Federal District of nig nogs calling someone else Niggervile

>brewers LITERALLY dabbing on the reds
kek

If only you fucks were tolerant of intelligence.

>T. Never got his finger shut in the car door growing up

I think he wanted to live away from the murder and not in virginia. you can accomplish that in Philly

Philthydelphia is a nasty place full of niggies and it stinks too!

yes?

FUCK Harper for stabbing us all in the back we didn't even want him anyway

So says I

No I'm not a Nats fan.

Houston owns ya

w-we dont stink

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split my radius and ulna out through my skin sorry I never busted my pinky

He is in a better place (not losertown)

Fuck off he left the City of Champions to join a bunch of losers

Wait Chip Hale is still in the league? That bum who couldn't get the Dbacks into October with the best roster they had since 2001?

And now to user... our first prize winner! A week's trip to Philadelphia!

To other user second prize... two weeks in Philadelphia!

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>pitcher batting 8th
Well meme'd, Nats

Does the "spie" part of Houspie mean aspie? cuz this nigga on the spectrum lmao

We're right snoggered, mum

Why is the second prize better?

you're so right I want to visit washington DC now such a great place so many things to see and do

Come to DC where you can see our heavily policed historical museums that cost oodles of federal money, or come to our many crack palaces where you can die!

The Brew Cruise can never stop!

steeeeeeeeerike three

don't forget you can look at a building!

cubs own ya

>gee timmy why does your mom let washington dc have TWO airports when we only get shitty PHL??

If I ever wanted to go to D.C I'd do it in Fallout 3

An angry orange man lives there!

eliminate the pitcher position instead have 9 batters and each batter gets one inning pitched per game. this includes a DH for both leagues.

>1-3
That's cute

Actually there is. Smithsonian. Lot of other museums. All the Monuments and memorials. A lot of govt agencies have really nice tours of the facilities. Kennedy Center. Georgetown. Of course there are also Chicago tier slums, but nobody is forcing you to visit them.

sorry I shouldn't have posted that

Technically speaking, Greater Philly has two airports. Though I more than understand why you wouldn't count the other. It's technically in New Jersey, and nothing remotely usable by humans comes from New Jersey

The best way to explore the remains of Washington 2019

sure whatever but meanwhile philadelphia has the eastern state penitentiary, a historic prison with tours & exhibits

Hey, they may have destroyed their city, but at least they weren't racists

I drove through New Jersey once and enjoyed the scenic rusting chemical plants at 95 mph.

True

I live near a bridge to new Jersey, and I shit you not the closer you get to the bridge, the smellier it gets

stawp giving up dingers JV

Washington has way fewer murders than chicago or st louis though

MLB is a highly progressive institution anyway though. They were supporting minority rights even during play in the final game of the WS in 2018 that's impressive.

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why is ther no nats phils thread?

do these teams have fans?

there are 2 airports in Philadelphia. the Northeast airport is the one you don't know about and it's where the private planes and teams fly

You now remember American Hero Bruce Maxwell

no

Nobody made one because we're all arguing in the General. Fuck off.

Philly has a shit ton of renown museums too, plus it's an actual state with actual people

Based Asdrubal

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In fairness some bro said that parts of the coast away from the turnpike weren't horrible. It's really only like 75% of the state giving the rest a bad name. You won't get cancer everywhere or anything, smell is better then much of China and you can get a full face gas mask from 3m if you really want. Hate on the state is kinda overdone.

Machado was actually close to agreeing to like an 8 year/$64M deal early in his career, but he hurt his knee and Baltimore tabled it. With how bad the team became the last few years and how poorly things have gone for Baltimore in that market since the Nationals moved to DC, he was never going to re-sign.

we are the general

if you actually lived in the city you'd know you're actually talking about delaware but you grew up near philly and pretend you know about the city

Why is chicago so smelly?

>nobody knows about this random mini airport but that's just because nobody can use it!
>you are all stuck with the philadelphia intenational shithole where AA owns 95% of the landing slots so service is bad AND tickets are more expensive then flying across the country
Wow great argument.

all the police shootings of innocent people

It's the garlic from the pizza soup.

>a fucking drug store
>nast

you very clearly don't know anything about airports and I'm not going to waste my time explaining it to you. just know that nobody owns the runways and the philly airport is universally known as shit because it only has 2 runways

Too many people coming out of Boystown after kissing their way to a few brewskies

can we just move over to the other thread?

With 2 outs, this happened for Max Scherzer
>Double by Odubel Herrera
>Infield Single by Cesar Hernandez
>Intentional Walk to Maikel Franco
>Wild Pitch to Zach Eflin (The Pitcher). Herrera scores

>Nads

/mlb/ owns ya

DO EEEET

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HAHAHHHAHA the nats scorekeeper is so butthurt about harper he hasn't scored either of the 2 errors yet

rank the following by WAR per dollar paid over the next 8 years

machado trout acuna harper

yes, retard

Retard alert

Good one, pal.

>be gay forever more
Yes, please.

DAMNIT!

>It's the best as afternoon background at work or on trips or whatever on the radio.
Nothing better than a radio broadcast while working on a car or motorcycle or doing yardwork or cleaning the house.

>literal who pitching
>3 hit shut out
>Scherzer
>2 runs on 7 hits
Oh, sweetie

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brewers are winning the world series this year

ABH isn't far, either.

I prefer to fly out of Trenton when I can.

Oh fuck you

mad?

Fanatics has pretty solid throw back jerseys with no player names

>tfw nothing but jerseys in my wardrobe so I can always wear another man's name on my back

Do they make pants with players names on them?

Just wanted to let you bros know I ain't no namecuck.
Ain't ever even seen another man's name in my life.
Anything else you boys want to know about me, I'd be happy to share!

Why do kids like the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

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You've posted this twice that I've seen, and both times I was hoping it was the gif version.

Oh that sucks.

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Teases get spankies!

oh, lordy.

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God, I want to smell her hat.

Now that's just gross, user.

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Philadelphia says hello

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