/nba/ - Ancient History edition

deposit likes in the top right please

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Why y'all niggas don't be liking shit? It's free

white bro here. how tf do i get a qt black gf my niggas :(.

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>giving a fuck about internet points that's only gonna last for a day
I'll give you a like tho, nigga.

GO RAPTOR

Every player in the draft this year would go in the second round last year.
>Zion Williamson
Meme, can't shoot
>Ja Morant
24 years old
>RJ Barrett
Can't shoot/pass
>Culver
Can't shoot
>Cam Reddish
Not good at anything except playing for Duke
>Jaxson Hayes
No skill at all besides being big and athletic
>De'andre Hunter
Haven't seen this guy play once in my life, stats look like shit though and he's extremely ugly
>Brandon Clarke
This guy looks solid actually, like solid shit. .26% 3pt shooter and he's 6'8? That's what we call a bust
>Coby White
Lowest IQ in the draft
>Darius Garland
Already injured
>Bol Bol
Already injured
>Sekou Dumboya
lol

>suns pulling a tanking move against the Cavs

fuck

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>that girl
>black

Thanks, let me get one more🏴

greedy ass motherfucker

Who the fuck are these guys?

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/nba/ lowkey likes this version of Yea Forums. like if you agree.

What's up with this guy? Is he retarded? Why does he care so much about his stats? Does he think people can't blatantly see he's hunting for rebounds and assist? Why doesn't he priortize winning over getting 10 rebounds and assit?

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>doesn't give the like back
Yup I'm done exchanging with you Amerifats.

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What strikes me every time I see a pic of bronny is how fucking thick his neck is.

ill be liking the coolest posts

Where were you when lebron figured out he was playing in the wrong universe? maybe he won't go 3-6 with the toon squad

Plainly autistic

Not him but can you like my post? I promise I'll like back right away

*Saves /nba/*

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>watching nba game
>+90% of the crowd is white, 100% in some stadiums like utah

>watching rap concert
>+90% white people in the crowd

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>Largentina talking about white things

LeBron hasn't been the best player in the NBA for years.

This single mom I've been spearing is extremely clingy, I'll go two hours without replying to her shit and she'll respond to my shit with eight damn novels in the first second. She's nice and cute and shit but God damn

You don't deserve my likes.

>blog
How do you dislike a post?

does anyone here has dealt with sprain injuries? how long did it take you to heal 100%

stay away from our women white boi...

spearing

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sprained wrist more precisely

>Not him but
Disliked.

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one like=one trip around the house to flex on john wall

It was me the whole time

liked desu

>Not him but can you like my post?

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based✔️

i was shitposting all last night and sleeping in all day
time for a score check

>1077
Mogs me.

GOT THE DINO IN TIME FOR MY RAPIES

*first round exits*

Rolled 3 (1d6)

JUST

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why do i feel the urge to order food all the time? how can i detox

hi

They Ain't the Bucks😃

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eh?

i know, they're the boston celtics, which is why i said they're first round exiting.

Nah lmao

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americans don't consider that to be a jynx? here fans of that team would hate him for saying that shit

Westbrook is going to fall off so hard. He’s already declining and I just can’t see him changing his game to stay in the league

No, because were not mentally retarded

reminder this is still happening

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*elects a media clown with no experience in public administration*

Implying trumpies should be considered people

But kd doesn't want to play with lebron

>whitesox

easy to say you aren't retards if you ignore half of your adult population

Are you talking about Cristina Kirchner?

>Ja Morant
>24 years old
What's wrong with that? You're getting a player that's already developed a pretty good skillset. Is the fear that he's already reached his peak or something?

Lebron James? More like LeBad Leader

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Warriors Real Hahahaha Nigga Just shoot more 3s Like Nigga just score Haha😂

fair but there is little overlap between nba fans and trumpies

like for thicc white bitches and latinas

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>trumpies

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I gave this a LeLike😂

She was a senator before being elected president

Which NBA team should I bandwagon?

the pelicans

seems like you have already made your decision
SKREEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOONNNNKKK
this post was made by the dino gang

>wanting foreigners to bandwagong your team
pathetic leaf

diversity is our strength

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post dino scorelet

Goddamn I looked at my screen and thought this was a spider and jumped and hurt my toe. I feel like a really stupid sack of lonzo

wew

like if you want to abolish canadians from Yea Forums

dino gang catching bodies out here

>being proud of speding your whole day here

>Points are lost if you get banned, warned or get your posts deleted by the moderation team.
RIP user he never scored

my Rapties are on soon

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don't bother replying to me without posting your score. fucking scorelet scum.

Posting cute girls is not against the rules if I’m not spamming, and the denizens of /nba/ want it

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He's playing against young children without developed bodies or skillsets so he'll naturally shine, like Kris Dunn

Speak for yourself. No one here wants to see white thots. we demand chocolate....

...

hav sex

Okay fairytale GM

Nothing wrong with some queens

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I'm liking every post

mfw I find out out 2-Time NBA Champ is out for 3 weeks💢

LeBron really eliminated a 73 win team from a 1-3 deficit.

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>white
but she has an argentine flag in her shirt

There are no good players on the Raptors.

That thot ain't Argentinian. We all know Largentina is black

excuse me, but we have the G League MVP

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Oh so it's like he never left highschool? That makes sense

I hate when women in TV try making their voice deeper than it actually is

Real virgin remark right there

Le

finally a potentially competitive game. feels like its been forever lads. what do you say we let these magicians into the playoffs?

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When are the magic going to change their ugly ass uniforms?

Honestly this part of the season is so fucking boring. Can the playoffs just start already so my boy LeBron can just destroy these zoomies.

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Why are there so many leafs? They're the worst posters

Kawhi paying homage to Nipsey Hussle

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...

sixers

derozan wouldve payed better homage...

It's kind of funny it took everyone the same amount of time to unlock the images via posting, every thread I'm posting in now simultaneously everyone is using the perks, no one got them from accumulating likes. I guess it makes sense if you were the type to like content you wouldn't be on 4channel

Lowest common denominator

you can make the case tyreke evans is the worst sg in the league

i just wanted the dino

>750 word paper due wednesday
>shitposting on Yea Forums for likes
god i fucking hate being addicted to this site

1 like = 1 white bitch

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bitch too small. she looks 5'1

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Did Kawhi’s gf actually give birth?

fuck off retard

He balled out last year to get a contract, it's funny. Even more comical the Grizzlies didn't trade him at the deadline.

Any chance that D'Angelo can steal that Most Improved Player award from Pascal?

get a load of this homo

Yes, American blacks are racist against African blacks

1 like = 1 real men

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kawhi's canadian child will win one for my dinos in 2044

I would geniunely rather have Bojan Bogdanovic from the Pacers than D’Lo

or most people went to work and are now home and are now posting because they don't sit in their basement on Yea Forums all day

The leafs tryharding likes explains why their fan base is basically reddit

I would really hate for my team to be relying on this draft class to change their fortunes.

but Zion will bring great exposure with his Adidas shoe deal

*never fouls out of a game in his entire career*

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Why would most all Yea Forums users be in the exact same timezone and get home from work at the same time?

top 3 trending videos here are trap songs, so yeah

Literally who can stop my Pisties?😃

*plays against 6'2 white centers*

Zion is the big prize, and nobody has the best chance of getting him thanks to this year's draft rules. But if you miss out on him this year who are you falling back on, Barett and Morant? Are those guys genuinely worth losing for the entire year?

Last year's draft was extremely deep by comparison, I don't even think most people wanted their team to draft Ayton (as good as he was) but if you didn't get the first pick there you have Luka, Trae, Jaren Jackson Jr, Marvin Bagley, Sexton, Mo Bamba, etc.

why do you speak in generalities? isn't that racist

>-When it comes to basketball’s GOAT, it’s no contest. Michael Jordan beats LeBron James 58-13. There’s never been any doubt on this question with the general public but when we polled on it last year MJ’s advantage was ‘only’ 54-14. LeBron’s first year as a Laker has served to broaden the gap. The supremacy of Jordan over LeBron is a rare thing that brings Americans together across party lines. Republicans (68-3), independents (52-12), and Democrats (53-21) are all in agreement.

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>being this mad theres no deer perk👌

They polled NCAA coaches, 82-18 said Jordan as well. It's crazy how hard ESPN pushes the narrative that he's better while their channel tanks, but I imagine still he brings in most of the ratings with his detractors frothing at the mouth at the perceived blasphomy. As for me I'm glad I got to watch both of them in their prime, but Jordan was bigger in his era and he was better. He didn't need ESPN's staff to tell everyone what they already knew from watching him.

Pacers have 4 white guys on the floor at one time. This is Trump's Amerikkka

No need to foul when goaltending was legal.

SEETHING likelet

Sabonis is a great fucking player always liked him from his rookie year

Where my rapties at?

siaken getting demolished by isaac lmao

My Celties won't let the Heat score

that dino isn't a raptor

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getting dicked by my magies

he's not the first

yeah well MY celties will change their mind soon

Why the FUCK do my rapties keep getting blown out by the tragic

i want magic to win this one 3bh

I hope this player retirement tour shit stops, maybe like the last month of your career come out and say you're leaving but the whole season you need to get your ass kissed?

>getting mad at other people getting love and respect
sad cunt

This swarming Celtics switch everything defense is elite
I have no problem if the last month, week, night of your career the crowd goes crazy for you but every night you need to cherish each individual matchup in an 82 game series? Shit is corny

Well, he asked for it, let him have it

Ginobili didn't even announce his retirement just to avoid this shit, but other players seem to love it

My raps looking sluggish

Ginobli's jersey retirement ceremony was based, didn't have to make the entire season about his career even though the team wasn't dominate that year.

My Celtics are shitting on the Heat, 6-25. Getting into playoff mode

*solves basketball*

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I'd like the tragic to get the 8th seed, but absolutely do not want them to face my raptor

>just tuning into the heat game

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>MCW is still in the league
Neat.

DeRozan never would have been swept by the Magic and the Pistons

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Should have seen Wade's career W-L totals in TD Garden

yes, the ceremony was nice but in his last season he kept saying "I have another year in my contract" and never said he's going to retire until the summer break

if it wasn't because it's a tradition he'd skip the jersey and hof ceremonies, in all his interviews he only talks about his teammates and how they carried him, both for team (which you could say it was the case if you didn' watch the games and just checked the numbers) and the national team

Remember to make good use of this emoji tonight, bros

>rozier in
>morris in
there goes that lead boys

Extremely based mulatto Manu

>t ross

>robert hsu in
Fuck

Gasol bros are so soft

heat are playing ryan anderson so they arenr up against good players

God you canucks need to get his dick out your mouth
A DDR led team wouldn't be swept because they would be bad enough to actually care about showing up against these trash teams.

knicks up 21 on the bulls rn

So Magic are trying to become a team with only 6’7+ dudes?

That's the future of the league, knowing the Magic's fortune they'll construct a team of 6'7-6'10 players that can switch everything and knock down open shots, then the next Shaq will come around and just plow his way through whatever 6'9 230lb forward they put on him.

getsuyoubi na no ni!
kigen warui no dou suru yo?

Fred Van Elite!

>he doesn't understand ironic DeRozan posting
We love him despite his chokes because he loves us

Like this post and your team will receive a 15, 14 year vet who can teach your young guys that it’s a marathon, not a race

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The Bucks did it and it's working🦖

Pretty sure regardless of the outcome of this playoffs, Masai is going to try to ship out Lowry and move VV in to start and lead

the fuck is that. thought it was a spider fuck u

Finally got my rapties emoji. This is hella frickin epic.

how much is disney paying these refs

Based Jack calling out blatant refball

Literally who can stop my RAPTIES?

How much xp do you need and how'd you grind it?

aren't canadians stupidly overrepresented on Yea Forums? this is pretty much the only place where people even discuss the raptors, a team with no history that has never nor will never win anything

congrats bro
rapties represent!

Damn that nets arena gurl got me tingling

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That's a man

How many points do you need to get it? I only have 347

Which ref has money on the magic tonight?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Fake hair

Wilt is greater. BETTER THAN JORDAN. Look into it....

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Rapties finally deciding to play D

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that is not a girl

You need double that

Virgins

>

>wake up
>eat some eggs and bacon
>come to the arena
How is Matty D so BASED?

>black skin

KAWHI'S HANDS
GASOL'S RANGE

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did she deserve it?

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*sips*
Remember when emojis were called emoticons?
*burps*

>the magic are unironically giving mcw minutes
>they aren't trying to tank
For what purpose?

The true 15, 14 year vet

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JV would never make a 4 point play...

She fine as shit

Myles Turner has blocked Drummond 4 times so far tonight. Still third quarter.🥘

Why isn't it gay when athletes pat each other's butt?

I'd pop that yellow thing

>the cHeat

They are lengthy niggas clubes de baloncesto

fuck the lakers
fuck the kings
you're never making the playoffs🦐

who said it wasnt

Dad strength kawhi is unbeatable

kyries used to be able to shoot 3s, what happened?

How did the Atlantic go from 3 lottery teams and an 8th seed to 4 contenders?

>Cavs @ Suns on national TV tonight
What the fuck is NBA TV's problem? Nobody wants to watch this shit.

He's 4/6 dumbcunt

How come black girls never like sports but white girls always do?

Is is possible that pic-related is actually innocent? I know only somebody who supports rape culture would ever think that, but idk:
espn.com/nba/story/_/id/26414381/woman-wanted-knicks-mediate-porzingis
>ESPN obtained a series of text messages between the woman and Porzingis, as well as emails between her and the Knicks. The texts and emails portray a woman who wanted to pursue a romantic relationship with Porzingis in the aftermath of the alleged assault in February 2018, but who also wanted him to honor what she says was his commitment to contribute $68,000 to a college fund for her brother.

>After what the woman told the Knicks was an "extremely aggressive encounter," she said Porzingis agreed to co-sign a statement with her that promised his payment of $68,000.
>Porzingis' attorney, Roland G. Riopelle, said in a statement to ESPN he believes the document is "a forgery."

>The woman's correspondence with the Knicks' legal staff came in the aftermath of text message communication between her and Porzingis. Texts sent in the weeks following the alleged assault included the woman asking to spend intimate time with Porzingis. Some of those messages included the woman sending explicit photos of herself.

>In the handwritten letter that she described as a contractual agreement with Porzingis for payment of $68,000 -- a copy of which was obtained by ESPN -- Porzingis' name is misspelled and it is unclear whether the signature belongs to him.

I think I might be a misogynist, because I'm not sure if I can #BelieveAllWomen here. I apologize to all of the feminists reading this, because I know that you get triggered by somebody suggesting that a male accused of rape might actually be innocent.

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Myles Turner slept on like crazy

If Celtics win tonight Porzingis gets convicted of rape.

Why isn't it against the law to publish the names of those involved in rape allegations until the verdict is actually out yet

innocent, just like OJ

when you go to the police and say you've been stolen they don't doubt you, you shouldn't do the same to women who denounce being raped

>is it possible pic related is innocent
It's actually impossible that he isn't

Sounds like extortion. I wonder if she'll get prosecuted?😃

Based halftime show from Brampton

Why are Indians so fucking ugly

>dribble excessively for the last shot
>lose the handle after nearly falling on the floor
>slap opposing player trying to get it back when you're in the bonus

Who was that trash piston nigga who iced the game for the Pacers?

bruhs I need help, my sister is threatening to tell my mom that I stole her underwear, unless I pay for her and her boyfriend's vacation, how do I make $1000 dollars in 2 weeks?

sell her underwear

Suck 10 dicks for $100 each.
Or one dick 10 times for $100 each.

the light skinned ones look okay

she's the fucking vic tim here how the fuck is she going to get prostituted?

Some can look okay

Used to steal my wife's sisters underwear (she was a model, miss black something and dating and NFL player at the time) and jack off in them then put them back. Was never sure if she caught on to me, walked in on her naked once and it was the best thing ever.

all my teams are losing

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i worked my ass of for those, no way am i going to give them up

serious answers only please

Like does anyone have any hot stock tips or secret bit coin shit that I can make money with?

No one is paying $100 for men's head, I don't even think most women get that much. I don't even think you can sell your ass for $100 a pop

What drives someone to make up dumb stories about their fake sister on the internet

you seem to be an expert in male prostitution

What about faggots? Wouldn't they pay more for male bj?

I wish it was made up bruh, I consider /nba/ my family, you bruhs are the only ones I can turn too....

in the US it's because of free speech, you also can't make it illegal to publish the names of alleged victims (but most media companies don't do it).
In some countries like the UK, it is illegal to publish the names of the alleged victim, but not the accused. MRAs have tried to change it so innocent males are also protected but obviously feminists fight that as hard as they can.

I met one with fat tits over the weekend, her voice was high as hell but she was cute

my celties finna lose this game somehow

What team do you support?

Okay fine, I lied. It was my brother's underwear and he's threatening to beat me up if I don't buy him a new Juul.

Pajeet my son

Are the Nets the most based team?

>come to talk about nba basketball
>faggots and leafs are talking about panties and blowjobs

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why would they pay when they can get it for free?

gays fuck a lot and aren't very picky trust me i went gay for a year as a social experiment and I got laid a ton, I kinda understand why some men are gay now

I used to browse backpage but could never work up the nerve to order, females were charging $100 for an hour and I'm sure they weren't just doing head
No way, it's way easier to get men's head than women's head. Maybe if you're very attractive and very youthful in appearance someone might pay you a substansial sum for some top

why are there so many indians (from india) in the caribbean?

Okay fine, I lied. It was my ex-wife's underwear and she's threatening to call the cops if the Knicks don't get Zion first overall.

I'm a clippers fan, mind you not some fucking bandwagon either I've been here since cp3 and blake.

SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAZILIAN LARRY, YOU LITERALLY CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO /NBA/ I HOPE YOU DIE FROM AIDS

LeBron should have retired like Jordan and took a year off

>i went gay for a year as a social experiment

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Sorry I don't talk to spics

Will I get a gf this year?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

They came here by the boatloads way back when for work, they were slaves as well. They even have a holiday for it in my country.

Will my wife and I reconcile, will I see my kids again

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks Make sure to check your spam box!

how do I downvote posts?

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watched the bucks for the first time. not impressed desu they kind of ass

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>Timeout
>Camera pans around crowd
>Every child under 10 frantically flosses
>Women of all ages gyrate desperately the second they see themselves on camera
>Blacks jump while throwing up gang signs

America was a mistake. Literally nothing on this planet makes me cringe more than the behaviour of Americans at sports events when they see a camera.

It was for a sociology class I was taking, after the class ended my professor encouraged me to keep it up so I ended up trying it for a year, nothing wrong with that desu, everyone is gay to a certain extent some are just braver than others.

I'll tell you if you give me a like

Good luck dealing with the post office, I ordered mine years ago and haven't heard a thing.

My Celshits blowing another 20 point lead :)

Is Marcus Smart now elite?

guys I just got a massive bonus from work and I can afford one of those thousand dollar real dolls, only problem is that they ship them in those massive crates, how do I explain this to my roommates when a coffin sized package shows up?

ofc another fucking injury for the heat

This I've only ever slept with women but, living in Atlanta, men have always been overtly attracted to me and I've been in several situations where men have come on to me. Me? I like boys, I look very young for my age and always have so boys have always felt very comfortable around me and befriended me, like a friend's younger brother.

I would never try and kick it one on one with a young man but damn to me they look gooder than a bitch

I'm just like Danny Green when I shoot it goes in⚽

sent💯

Danny is elite, ELITE

Ikuzo raptors!

Marcus smart? More like marcus shart

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>meme cam

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The Leaf fears the Gyro

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good thing he can't pass the first round
haha lmao idiot

test

Honestly, is there really any difference between a dildo and a real doll? Why are women's sex toys deemed socially acceptable, but I can't buy a cute doll to cuddle with and occasionally be intimate with? It's a double standard imo.

test❤️

Why the fuck did the spurs trade danny green

DANNY IS COLD BLOODED

DANNY GREEN HAS OPENED THE OVENS

Cause a woman can get dick in a second, but it's considered risque if a woman catches a body every time she gets the urge. A nigga has to put in some sort of work to get a woman, even if he's just going to a bar he's gotta at least smell fresh/brush them jimmies, and it's a very good thing if he adds a body every time he needs to bust a nut but frequent masturbation and toys are frowned upon.

>bucks blew a 20 pt lead in the first

wish giannis was a bit darker desu he would make a great bull. im just saying

Danny gonna fuck around and get a max contract.. idk how to feel about that⚽

Basketball needs to adopt that soccer rule where a foul doesn't stop the play if the offense is about to score.

He's mulatto, Greek father nigerian mother.

>no mccaw sighting for 3 weeks
why live

imagine if he was a full nigerian haha

He's 100% nigerier.

gang gang

He'd be my favorite player if he didn't play for the fucking Bucks

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I'm hardly using any of these perks desu

fuck
bucks

How'd you get so much score?

>The greek freak, Kawhi and Paul George were all drafted outside of the top eight
All the evidence you need to know that the Draft is gay

Liking and shitposting

Vucevic???
More like Dookievic

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Ok👌

Reminder that the Spurs actually traded away Danny Green

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Spurs are a Duncanbabby franchise

reminder that the spurs have 5 rings and the dinos will never ever win 1

keep celebrating reaching the conference finals

I wanna have a baby with every race

White
Black
Asian
Indian
Middle-Eastern

When did the Raptors reach the conference finals?

Nurse better not play a single fucking starter in the 4th
I will scream💢

like little babby

how about brazilian

2016

GIVE STORMIN NORMAN THE MAX RIGHT NOW MASAI

I just want to have 15+ children, I'm pretty sure after a certain amount the courts don't make you pay any child suppot.

idk, but that's the most they can dream about reaching

he already said white, brother

That’s black but I forgot Latino

I think they actually did in 2016. They got blown out every road game so people forgot

A few seasons ago. Cavs won in 6.

I'm sure Jakob Poeltl made the trade worth it.

You guys must post somewhere else cause nobody likes anything in here. I need more likes bro

You get more points for liking posts than you do for getting likes, dum dum

Anybody else watching this Bucks Nets game??

How many Techs have the refs given out now???

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I don't really like liking other people shit, I like getting likes on my shit. Like this or your mom will die in her sleep tonight.

>Jerry Chang driving through traffic
>has a WIDE OPEN Jodie Meeks in the fucking corner for the easy 3
>takes a contested layup instead and misses like a retard

FUCK THIS GUY

I was gonna give him a like but he went and did that gay shit

Reminder to brush and floss, moisturize your face, and trim your nose hair

Get a life nerd🐸

only took like 90 minutes desu

What's the purpose of flossing? I haven't flossed in my entire life and my teeth are fine.

How fucking retarded is child support

makes your breath more gooder

your toothbrush cant scrub between teeth

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just pull out nigga

To prevent plaque build-up which leads to mouth disease which you will probably get later on in your life if you don't either floss or visit the dentist regularly

I haven't brushed my teeth in two weeks

It’s for your gums not your teeth

>🌈

Just took a Lonzo and I'm feeling good.

i know it aint much but i fuckin earned this score fuck the haters and fuck the bucks

Y'all need to slap that like button

same bro
fuck the bucks

Based
Cringe

It's epic and makes hoes flock to you

youtube.com/watch?v=tpV4SmtyqO4💯

Fuck the Celtics and Fuck White People

Just walked around the house to flex on John wall

>mfw using Clover
>can't see or participate in April Fools shenanigans
What's this year's gimmick? Likes and dislikes?

I'm a chink and for a supposed chink parent dream Harvard graduate he sure plays like a moron sometimes desu

Hi guys I'm obsessed with my number that will only be here for one day

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umm you don't have a face so I can't tell you

Why is Rozier playing in the 4th quarter? Is Jaylen injured?

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I wonder what the highest number somebody has right now is

The only good player on the shitsers is Embiid and they are unironically a 9 seed without him

I just need to unlock two more perks.

not in a dead board like Yea Forums

Wtf how do you guys shitpost so much?

>he doesnt know

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Like for like bro?

Marvs are porzingus the 76ers without Doncic, they gon get sweept

Jeremy Lin is out of the league after this season

Literally what the fuck is wrong with Kyrie right now

I like my celties and all, but wasn't that a charge by kyrie? We should probably be losing

This. Dude is certified ass.

>all my hard-earned comment karma will be deleted in a few hours
I worked so hard for this

Doncic is just Westbrook without defense, the team plays more coherently when he doesn't play. Otherwise he's hunting for his stats and wants to iso and hit and chuck stepback threes at 32%

ARE THE RAPS GOING TO BLOW THIS ALL THANKS TO JOHNNY CHONG??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fuck Dwyane Wade

*blocks skyhook*

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>Doncic is just Westbrook without defense
They play nothing alike

he's harden without the refball

fucking heat.

also fuck bawston

Only because Westbrook is too slow to be as aggressive as Westbrook, otherwise he fits the criteria.

that was a dirty win tbqh

>Westbrook is too slow to be as aggressive as Westbrook

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Not really the mavs need Doncic, no one else in the team can open up the defence in the paint

Kebler has been adding the turn around jumper to hid game but he's no Dirk yet

at least the heat are still 8th

You know remember Derrick Williams

Kawaii's post pregnancy glow is heavenly

They've won every game without him.

LITERALLY WHO CAN STOP MY RAPTOR

💯

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They blew out golden state by 30 with him

Mavs are talented just young

They would have won by sixty if he didn't play, for every point he contributes on offense he gives up several on defense. They need an athletic wing to play next to Brunson.

Erm...just one question for /nba/

LITERALLY WHO CAN STOP MY RAPTIES

RAPTORS WIN
RAPTORS WIN
RAPTORS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MY TORONTO RAPTOR JUST CLINCHED THE SECOND SEED

I wonder if there's a person out there in the wide world that's super high on the Magic's young prospects and think they're the next GS (in that they've been terrible forever but their fortune can turn around once their guys develop)

AAAAAAAAAAAA LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>LITERALLY WHO CAN STOP MY RAPTIES
Some guys at the Y

UPVOTE PARTY

Isaac is going to be good. I don't know if perennial allstar level, but definitely above average with DPotY potential. Bamba is still an unknown quantity. The rest is kind of eh

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>12 PER 9ppg 5reb 32% 3PT on 3 attempts a game 106 DRtg 1.0 VORP
He's like black Brandon Ingram

TY RAPTOR

tank bowl matchup tonight, who ya got

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Once Barea comes back this team will be killer, I'm glad Barnes, Dsj and Mathews are dead

gib dino plox⚽

I don't think I'm gonna unlock the dino before midnight

Imagine being a fan of the Magic, you literally have no good players to root for and draft picks come there to die

It's okay, we are all rapties on the inside

You can keep your karma on reddit.

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Le big score games. Worse than Trey Yougn

Happy birfday Kuhwhy

Trae Young is really good

LMAO😂

We the North

>zion specifically said that he does not want to go to the knicks
>considering staying at duke

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no he's not he just plays like steph curry, anyone can play like curry you don't have to be athletic at all just practice three pointers 5 hours a day for 5 years

steph curry is ovverated as shit and also a fake christian, I have it on good authority that he is actually a muslim and his name is actually stephamound curry, he just shortens it to steph so ppl don't know just like how obama's real name is nigerian hussain

Its funny how mavs are taking and up by 20 accidentally

he never said that doe, knicks getting zion KD and kylie mnext year it's already done deal dolan almost let it slip in that interview he did, he worked out a deal with stern already(lmao if you think adam silver actually runs the league stern has blackmail on him that he's actually an alien stern runs the league)

The only other player to average 18ppg 8apg and 15 PER as a rookie is Oscar Robertson, I imagine if you adjust for pace Robertson's numbers don't look as good.

OMG worst mistake the Knicks can make is taking Zion

blazers keep winning
yay😃

Ja Morant is the truth. Literally a taller Iverson.

why don't my sixers care any more? if they actually tried to defend they could almost lock the three seed tonight.

SKREEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNKKKKKKKKK

He has no skill

the toronto raptor?

Objectively the best court vision in college basketball. He's an elite scorer and playmaker. A true star PG in the making.

they are already effectively locked into the 3 seed. Right now they're resting guys and trying out new shit. Probably should still be enough to beat the mavs but not really important in the long term

I accidentally disliked your post in my shock in disgust.

Lmao at peasant raptors celebrating.
My bucks tonight with a 50% healthy Giannis and without Middleton, Brogdon, Mirotic, Ilyasova, Snell punched Brooklyn in the fucking face.
Based on every advanced metric, Bucks should win the championship.

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B A S E D

Zion's weight is a problem. You can't carry that frame and not suffer from chronic injuries your entire career.

One day his knees will explode when he comes down on a dunk, like Kyle in that one South Park episode when he becomes black.

You don't have much score and you don't have very long to unlock the rest of the perks. Here's a like

omg he said the skeeup meme again

Thanks bro. Have a like from me as well :^)

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Not based

fuck the
bucks

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I'm so depressed

1 like = 1 dopamine

Same, good thing I have imaginary internet points to cheer me up today

Absolutely!

I like the Celtics, Hawks, Knicks, Warriors, and Cavs.

I'm neutral toward the Bucks, Spurs, Bulls, Nuggets, Jazz, Clippers, Nets, Kings, Pisties, Suns, Magic, Hornets, Pacers, and Pelicans.

I hate the Rockets, Raptors, OKC Thunder, 76ers, Trail Blazers, Mavericks, Wolves, Wizards and Grizzlies.

>ancient history

>advanced metrics

you know i got that fried chicken

evan turner had a triple double

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this

>Shooting 16% from 3 this season
What a shit contract

>he thinks playoff losses are advanced metrics

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who needs a three-point shot when you can be a shit basketball player?

Lmao at peasant raptors celebrating.
My bucks tonight with a 50% healthy Giannis and without Middleton, Brogdon, Mirotic, Ilyasova, Snell punched Brooklyn in the fucking face.
Based on every advanced metric, Bucks should win the championship.

what nba player has been BTFO as hard as this fucking retard?

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you can talk about your bucks when they don't get btfo by the hawks
lol retard kys

That's funny as hell, black and white people really can't get along.

list of players who will inevitably choke in the playoffs

erik bledsoe
danny green
cj mccollum
pascal siakam
russel westbrok
ben simmons
lou williams
demar derozan
jokic

I kind of don't like nigs♦️

>Danny green
How can someone who has won a championship be a playoff choker?

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never ever respond to a chimp flag

hes too old, hes been terrible for the spurs the last 3 ~ 4 playoff runs. bricking every shot

>no harden

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but he’s actually shooting the best he ever has in his entire career right now

It could go either way desu. On one hand you have Shaw(who I don't recall missing any playoff games) and Barkley, on the other hand you have Eddy Curry, Tractor Traylor(RIP), and some others I'm surely forgetting

Shaq didn't play like Zion, Zion dunks as much as D Rose while weighing as much as rookie Shaq

Porzingis is coming to rape you! The only way to stop him is by rolling dubs with the 1-100 dice!

Rolled 59 (1d100)

Stay away from me raper

Whoops forgot to include my porzingis

Rolled 9 (1d100)

wh*toids love to rape

*rapes you*
WHO'S NEXT

rollin

Rolled 7 (1d100)

please no! my brother needs tuition!

Now if only Shaq could’ve stayed off the fast foods

*RAPES YOU VIOLENTLY*

replace cj with dame

*rapes you and your brother*
SOMEONE STOP HIM

I hope Damian Lillard gets a career ending injury

same desu dude is a major faggot

How will CJ McCollum choke? Nearly every year his ppg rises in the playoffs.

samefag

how big is your dick /nba/? I'm just at 7 inches. I wish I had a BBC tho..

Traded by the New Jersey Nets (as a future 2012 1st round draft pick) with Mehmet Okur and Shawne Williams to the Portland Trail Blazers for Gerald Wallace.
I've got a BBC, I'd post a picture but I don't want to lose my karma

9 minutes of April Fools Day left
Get in those last spooky skellys

I guess porzingis will remain undefeated

>wanting to be black

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Honestly there's no reason for guys like Reggie Miller, Damian Lillard, George Gervin, Sidney Moncrief, Al Horford, Lamarcus Aldridge, Shawn Marion or Derrick Rose to be in the basketball Hall of Fame.

I got cucked outta spookyposting⚽

I didn't get very much karma at all this April Fool's, never unlocked spooky skelly or the dino :(

Brandon Knight got fucked again.

/nba/ is Dino territory

how the hell are you able to use 2 perks at once

final scorecount lads

showscore spooky dino

Rockets? More like Cockets

💯

skeup

...

You guys told me Larry Nance Jr was the new Robert Reid

Testing this perk out🦖

How'd you fags get so many points?

I have a BPC (big Persian cock)

>tfw 7.5x6

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By making many high quality, insightful posts that deserved likes

leaf boy still overly proud of his redditday score

pottery

WTF steph is based now??

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>lebron

faggot

>Wilt, Magic, Lebron, Shaq
None of these players are top ten.

Good lad. Shaq was better for the lakers.

You’re worse than a nigger

>boy
you have a lot to learn about this town sweaty

>yfw curry is the wilt poster

>sweatyboy replying to me

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Go on then, give us a good laugh

no im not

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Jordan
Bird
Moses
Duncan
Kareem
Hakeem
Russell
West
Barry
Reed

You can make an argument for Kobe 10th but the rest?

Kys

this

>Russell
>West
>Barry
>Reed

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LMAAOOOOOOOOOOO

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE!! OH NONONOOO!!!

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Poor arguments

russell and reed would be a worse rudy gobert/tristan thompson

west and barry wouldn't even make a modern nba roster

Those boomers were balling on shit tier players. In today’s nba they’d be average at best.

West is the second best player to ever play the off guard position. Rick Barry, a knockdown shooter, who could create his own shot off the dribble, several times led the league in free throw conversion and who several times led his teams in assist at the forward position wouldn't fit seamlessly into today's NBA as a combo point forward?

Let me know when Rudy Gobert and Tristan Thompson win the MVP award or Finals MVP, Reed outplayed Wilt in a Finals series at 6ft 9 and 230lbs.
They would be worse players today despite having access to modern NBA training methods and nutrition?

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rick barry would get stripped on his first possession in the modern nba and would have an extremely hard time keeping up with modern guards

>They would be worse players today despite having access to modern NBA training methods and nutrition?
stop with this gay argument. the fact of the matter is they didnt have modern nba training. were comparing the raw players not their gay ass "potential" if you compare potential dragan bender could be a GOAT if he went to the spurs or something.

If Rick Barry was allowed to palm the ball every possession his handle would significantly improved.
>Stop applying logic to my hypothetical argument
You're asserting that if these players were born today they would not have the skill to acclimate to the modern league despite the fact player's today have never had it easier in developing their bodies and avoiding or recovering from injuries. The best athletes weren't born today by coincidence or osmosis, if historic players were born today they would have these same advantages in addition to the skills that enabled Willis Reed at 6ft9 to drop 30 on Wilts fucking head in the 1970 NBA Finals while holding him to 19ppg through the first four games of the series.

>You're asserting that if these players were born today
but they werent

Keep an eye out for Matthew Hurt

Then why hypothesize what they would be in today's game if you do not want to apply to them the advantages that players have today?

Your top 10 is shit if it doesn't include Kevin Garnett

bros Bottoms Up is a straight banger

Garnett isn't even top 10 at his own position.

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Skelly posting still going strong

Goodnight friends

one day..🏀

Short shorts are making a comeback in high school basketball, wouldn't surprise if some swag fag player goes for the tight shirt + short shorts combo in the NBA soon enough

>Garnett isn't even top 10 at his own position.

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Rodman
McHale
Duncan
Lucas
Debusschere
Malone
Schayes
Barkley
Dirk
Hayes

kobr

imagine being this retarded

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Can someone make a new thread

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