That's right

That's right

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a word.

Das right white bois

>gets raped by Maregod

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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True

yeah sissoko is infamous for always scoring 1v1Coin Flip: Tails

Not any defender can stop the man mountaing Sissoko from shooting on target!!

card♥️

Build the wall

soccer defenders are a meme. soccer players are too shit at actually shooting on target for them to make any real impact.

>twitter tier opinion

*stands several yards away from sissoko while he blasts it over the bar*
>"Oh god, YES!!! Imperious defending from this Man Mountain. Sissoko was left with NO chance when he fucked that up completely!"
> "He's one of the best defenders in PL history, Martin, there's no doubt about it. Any other defender and Sissoko would have smashed that into the net. Just the presence of this man 10 feet away from him has turned him into an absolute donkey."

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any other attacker and it's a routine finish for son

>all these angry manlets
kek Van Dijk can fit the entire spurs team in his pocket

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>Just the presence of this man 10 feet away from him has turned him into an absolute donkey
I know youre memeing, but this is literally true tbqh

>Virgin can Dyke

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le stands on the penalty spot whilst the other team cuts in behind him man

is this a fucking joke or something? Any professional defender would do the same in such a case
The Liverpool propaganda network is a fucking embarrassment. I hate City but I'm starting to hope that they win the league instead.Coin Flip: Heads

reminder that liverpool have conceded a whole 2 goals less than city whilst playing 2 dms a game for most of the season

BASED

MANLETS SEETHING

>virgin van dike
wow lol

the light skin van dijk cucked the african and the chinese man

heads and Van Dijk is a top 20 CB in the worldCoin Flip: Heads

Damn. I wish I was dead Van Dijk.

god he’s good

absolutelly based

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Don't bother, these people are cancer and sissoko is a retarded n

they mispelled 'attacker'

Could Van Dijk stop him?

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>a retarded n
finish your statement

Why are scousers so incapable of being self aware?

Virgin Van Dyke is not a top 20 CB, and I do not want to hear a word.

Ours is the cl

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kek u will get cucked

His name is actually kino as fuck for a defender. Like the Colgate dike system designed to stop flooding, nothing gets through (including salty ABL nonsense)

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TTD

No one ever made a more awesome strategic investment for the 2nd place trophy! It really makes you think the league should give silver and bronze medals like the olympics!

no

its a simple textbook situaton and any goo 20yo defender would handle its the same

blame it to iq80 pacey nigga who failed a 80% goal chance

That's an impressive trophy

Who said that?
Twitter?

Once again only an American is brave enough to tell us the truth.

There is nothing impressive in doing what you're supposed to do in that situation when you're the defender.
That's what you learn when you're U10.

Liverpool play one DM, the central one sits behind the others. But you don't watch football, so idk what I expected

webm this

the Liverpool delusion and dick riding is again completely out of control, specially considering how lucky they have been with decisions and whatnot since the beginning of the year.
Only City can save us now.

desu his only job was to prevent sissoko from passing the ball to Son, and he did well

Kek the martin part always gets me

>defender does basic defender stuff taught to kids in their first years
bargain!

But Toby was literally in a 2v1 against Salah and Mane in the same game and didn't do what Van Dijk did. In fact, he left Salah with a mountain of space to play the ball into the path of full speed Mane, who would've been in a perfect position to slot home. He's just very lucky that Salah is a greedy cunt.

...

German humor :/

he did the only thing any defender would do. even Kreisliga defenders do exactly what he did

*Any other player with the ball and it's 2-1 to Tottenham

If sissoko wasn’t horrible and scored would people still be ejaculating about his defending there? For sure van dijk did everything he could but I think what he did was pretty basic and obvious.

You’re not wrong

In the same way that van dijk is very lucky sissoko didn’t score or at least force a save