/nfl/ general - FIRST DOWN edition

Idek how to like shit y'all are gay

Reminder that bitchknees sucked off the tranny janny just so he can shitpost on here

I'll change it when we draft a real QB like Trace McSorley

>your team
>their fortune for 2019

don't be a coward /nfl/

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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upvoted!

E/a/gles

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what were the funniest generated names from that time? I remember Blake Griffin and Cindy Crosby, but there had to be more

>Iggles
>tfw still can't do fortune yet

Eagles

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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>Cowboys
>Wince breaks his back again.

Nice, triples for your pickle

>Will Dem Boyz win the Super Bowl?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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It was fun but fuck Yea Forums, seeing /pol/ get BTFO by furries was amazing, and over on Yea Forums they're trying to bring back team peep/choco/mini shitposting.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

power of pickle rick

I need points fellow Yea Forumsedditors

fuck, let's try again

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Ah yes changes made on April fools day are permanent non meme features

I bet you also think this retard is getting drafted at 1

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>the number of the beast

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Fag lol

>calling another team's qb a retard
bit rich coming from a Ravens fan, my dude

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based
FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Dubs and the iggles murder Dak

>1 off

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I tried

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only possible reaction to such a shameful error

let's try the fortune perk

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Damn and it allowed you to roll high digits

Uh oh

Get rekt respek the god

looks like a you win some, you lose some deal

>bad luck for Dak👌

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Dak > Wince

Worst he has had is a bloody hand, Intz cant make it through a season without riding pine

What is a God to a non-believer?

let see about >your Browns playoff chances

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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...

sound like a painful week 17 elimination on a blocked field goal
which would be par for the course

based

Coin Flip: Tails

i can't roll to save my life, sorry fren

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>Be Carson Wentz
>2nd overall pick and MVP candidate in second season
>Tear ACL attempting to dive for a must have TD in a must win game
>Throw for TD on torn ACL anyway and manage to win the game before your season is over
>Backup QB is fortunate enough to get 2 playoff home games against domebaby teams with middling QBs and a Super Bowl against a defense with no pass rush to speak of and benched their best corner for reasons that have still not yet been explained.
>Come back from Torn ACL in following season
>Rest of the team is so drunk on its Super Bowl hangover that they don't stop playing like dogshit until you've taken such a beating that your season ends prematurely again
>Backup QB wins yet another playoff game against a mediocre QB
>Now the dominating narrative is that you're a bad teammate and the locker room hates playing with you over the backup

How did Wentz end up getting this screwed while never actually doing anything wrong?

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My hot take: a TE will get picked before DK Metcalf

THREE DAYS

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>Now the dominating narrative is that you're a bad teammate and the locker room hates playing with you over the backup
wasn't that just some bullshit unsourced clickbait?
it's hard to believe that Wentz is secretly an asshole, he doesn't come off that way at all

Wentz is by far more talented than Foles and thus less reliant on input from others and it can easily come off as arrogant

My points reset :(

Or not, I guess...😃

Good

I'll miss him a a member of the team for sure, dude was intense

April Fools hahahahahahahahaha

/fitlit/ was great. I miss it almost every day

the guy who wrote the article later said

>"The other thing too is, guess what? I'm the best thing Carson Wentz has ever had going for him," Santoliquito said to Cataldi. "You don't think this is gonna piss him off even more? You don't think this is gonna motivate him even more, to stick this up someone's little tail and just say, 'Hey listen pal, you're wrong. Everybody else that believes what you said you wrote was wrong.'

Also he wrote this in 2016
philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2016/04/20/santoliquito-the-eagles-just-became-the-cleveland-browns/

Cope

not an argument😂

He's right though, if Wentz turns his career around it's thanks to his critics not his fans.

But Wentz and Pederson have both addressed the allegations made in that article so it can't be entirely false

What does Wentz have to turn around? Statistically his numbers were actually better in 2018 than in 2017

>your team
>your favorite Morrowind House

Dolphins
House Hlaalu, of course

True

You lose every game you don't play. Either stay healthy or retire and stop wasting everybody's time.

Test

>Players have control over their injuries

I think it has a little bit of truth but the writer exaggerated too much. A lot of his teammates defended him.

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I theorize that the teammates that were quoted were either benchwarmers or Michael Bennett

He can't help it, he just doesn't have what it takes to be an NFL quarterback. It's not his fault, not many people do.

it could be, maybe Tate too? I think he had some problems with Wilson when he was in Seahawks.

Not that hot a take for anyone who's watched film of TJ Hockenson

I still think Metcalf will go higher but his medical stuff may scare teams off

Raiders
Hlaalu(just such a sexy name)

Tate's a nice guy from everything I've seen. Bennett comes off as the one who would rip teammates to journalists

Ogbah to the chiefs for s eric murray.

Based Veach. Murray sucks

Still coping

/Bills Owl 2020/

Thank fucking god

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You realize today is fool's day, right?

i see.

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...

looking for group?

Is that why you're here?

Imagine coping this hard about a team you've been a fan of for like a year. Heads wants gets injured in the first 4 games, tails and he makes it through the first 8, only to get injured anyways.Coin Flip: Tails

god i fucking hate journos
scum of the earth

>a year
it's 3 years but whatever, suck my benis

Your fortune: Average Luck

Whoa 3 whole years? Okay you're definitely not an absolute casual bandwagoner😃

What a douche

r8 pls

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i watch football for 3 years so i think it perfectly lines up with it.🐸

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>Howie not taking a lineman in Round 1

You already fucked up

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Perfectly lines up with being a casual bandwagoner? At least you admit it I guess

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It's crazy how little attention Duke Johnson is getting. He's a good runner who motion wide and actually look like a receiver.

youtube.com/watch?v=ff2Nah3rfyU

not bad at all. also Higdon is criminally underrated

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What could i do you fuckin autist? We have the other football here in Turkey. I watch Phillies for 8 years but i guess it won't be enough for you too.

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Do u have the 40 yard bomb against Seahawks?

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I was just about to post it. ELITE ARM TALENT.

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Simple
>travel back in time a decade or so
>slap the cock out of younger (you)s mouth
>make him become a football fan before the eagles memed into a superbowl
>insert 2 cocks back into your own mouth because you're a faggot
>???
Profit

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absolutely based and wentzpilled👌

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Why are the Jets changing their uniforms lads this is the gayest shit ever

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Here it comes. Sneaks 17 annual 4 chan mock draft. One. Pick at a time.
With the first overall pick in the draft...

The Arizona Cardinals Select Kyler Murray
up Next is the 49ers.

Who will they pick? Will my penis every work again? stay tuned

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How does Dorsey keep getting away with it bros

With the first overall pick in the draft...

The San Francisco 49ers Select Nick Bosa
up Next is the Jets.

Bosa

So your gimmick is talking about your limp willy in every post? Some of you people are weird...❌

>first
second

The 49ers select.... Josh Allen. They need a speed rusher more and they've don't need a repeat of 2017 first rounder. Let's not say his name

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✔️

Fine. The Jets select.... Bosa

3 Jets trade back to recoup picks and Miami trades up to grab Haskins
4. Oakland raiders select.... Joey Bosa,

Keep going?

K, but they are gonna select bosa tho

Sure, why not

Do not keep going by any means

With the 5th pick in the 2019 NFL draft the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select DeAndre Baker, CB, Georgia

Eric Murray sucks. He got benched for Jordan Lucas and Dan Sorenson.

Chances of that happening

There will probably be a ton of trades desu

5. Bucs go with Quinnen
6. Giants go with Lock
7. Jags go with Taylor
8. Lions go with Bush
9. Bills go with Ed Oliver

with the 10th pick...
who is taken? I'm bored someone else do the rest plus i have to cook

Yeah, the eagles brought him in for a visit, so I'm really hoping they go for him with a late pick. Especially now that they have their power back.

Take a like for the effort

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He's real good. I'm updating my top 150 and he's moved up to 12 for me as my CB2 behind Greedy Williams

>mfw dino and spooky still locked

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Why don't you cook yourself a working penis, fag

Kek, I'm just an scorelet

i can believe it. Brent Grimes has to retire someday

Rolled 5 (1d6)

Rolling for how many losses will the Patriots have this year

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i was shitposting on Yea Forums, it helps lol. unlocked frog🐸

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Honestly, though, last year was better.

How do I get perks fellas

just farm some score haha😂

I threw you a like, so hopefully it helps.

Post and get replies basically😃

Thanks
Even you, bradyspeen

>2Like!▶
>
>Post and get replies basically
>♨️

I was going to keep going but someone told me to stop so that makes it boring.

So pass.

Based turkbro, how do I get to be as good at 4chin as you?

Duke Johnson officially asked for a trade.

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Team Creme forever.

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What's this one?💯

Heads for a;;en 5000 yards passing 2000 yards rushing
Tails for 1500 yards passing 200 yards rushing, 26 INTsCoin Flip: Heads

Have no life?

based cremechad

spamming in waifu threads on Yea Forums ;)👌

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>biggest fag in the thread is team creme
lol. PB for life.

💢

>have no life
fuck you!🙁

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💔

LOL didn't you bitches come in last? You're the Bills of April's Fools Day.

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🐰

PB won you dumb loser.

more like the Jets

🏴

Turkbro btfo

Fuck niggers.
Fuck whites who convict whites for killing blacks.
Fuck rap.
Fuck r&b
Fuck hiphop
Fuck wiggers
Fuck ms13
Fuck the triads
Fuck coal burners.
Fuck oil drillers.
Fuck all white traitors.
Fuck Muslims
Fuck Kikes.
Fuck Chinks.
Fuck Weebs.
Fuck Autists.
Fuck Internet Censors.
Fuck Goverment Employees.
Fuck Gang Members.
Fuck criminals.
Fuck cops.
Fuck vegans.
Fuck gun grabbers.
Fuck Jerusalem.
Fuck the Koran.
Fuck the Torah.
Fuck Warner Brothers.
Fuck Women's Rights
Fuck The Rockefellers
Fuck NATO
Fuck the UN
Fuck The Middle East

The death of a Sanchize.

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💢

Polish faggot.

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>fuck cops
Why? Cops are our frends.

😹

bootlicker spotted

...

This to be entirely honest

>this nigga put a blue line flag decal on his car to try to prevent speeding tickets
I hope they sodomize you with their nightsticks.

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black detected. If you are polite and respectful to cops, they will be polite and respectful back. They're just doing their job, they want to be dicks.

>black detected. If you are polite and respectful to cops, they will be polite and respectful back. They're just doing their job, they want to be dicks.
Except when they 'forget' to turn their body cam on and shoot you multiple times. It's ok, though. They'll get cleared by a Jury.

*DON'T WANT TO BE DICKS
FUCK

>not hating cops AND niggers

Fucker probably had it coming

CALL THE PEOPLE ITT LOSERS OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT

this is naive. there are all kinds of cops. the worst kind are among the worst people in society. the best kind are among the best people in society.

nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-nj-cop-sentenced-after-patient-attack-20190328-s4shqogjuzbqjlo56l7urtmimy-story.html

Reminder that these are the Top 32 QBs in the NFL

1. Tom Brady
2. Drew Brees
3. Aaron Rodgers
4. Russell Wilson
5. Ben Roethlisberger
6. Philip Rivers
7. Matt Ryan
8. Patrick Mahomes
9. Andrew Luck
10. Cam Newton
11. Carson Wentz
12. Deshaun Watson
13. Matthew Stafford
14. Alex Smith
15. Baker Mayfield
16. Dak Prescott
17. Jared Goff
18. Kirk Cousins
19. Nick Foles
20. Jimmy Garoppolo
21. Andy Dalton
22. Mitch Trubisky
23. Lamar Jackson
24. Sam Darnold
25. Derek Carr
26. Marcus Mariota
27. Tyrod Taylor
28. Jameis Winston
29. Josh Allen
30. Josh Rosen
31. Eli Manning
32. Josh McCown

Except the 'decent' ones always protect and enable the ones who shoot innocent people. It's a wash.

Why do you hate America my friend?

This is actually an extremely reasonable list.

+1 Reddit Vote.

No way is Brady number 1

How many Sex Traffickers did you watch the Super Bowl with?❤️

Are you talking career-wise, or right now?

Rivers is way too high.

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♥️

I am tired of all the trump supporting racist sexist jingoistic bigoted transphobic otherkinphobic flyover redneck scum toxic spewing vile hatred I see in these threads. Shame on everyone who isn’t voting for a stand up person like Kamara Harris.

Tom Brady is not the best QB in the league lmoa
All-time of course, but Mahomes, Luck, Rodgers, hell, even Roethlisberger are better than him right now

I actually really like her.

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🙁

Who behind him would you put in front of him? He’s at worst two spots too high, not “way too” high

+1 Reddit vote!

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Are Miami signing him?

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I'm serious. You hate cops, you hate the president (we disagreed with Obama but this is on a whole other level), and you probably hate the troops. Why don't you just leave. There are thousands of third worlders that would love to take your spot here. You would be much happier in Canada or France.

Me too m8, that’s why I said it

Matt Ryan has at least made it to a Super Bowl. Eli is objectively better than Rivers, even in current state. Eli could explode and go nuts at any moment, where as Rivers will always piss himself in January.

1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Alex Smith
3. Andrew Luck
4. Andy Dalton
5. Baker Mayfield
6. Ben Roethlisberger
7. Cam Newton
8. Carson Wentz
9. Dak Prescott
10. Derek Carr
11. Deshaun Watson
12. Drew Brees
13. Eli Manning
14. Jameis Winston
15. Jared Goff
16. Jimmy Garoppolo
17. Josh Allen
18. Josh McCown
19. Josh Rosen
20. Kirk Cousins
21. Lamar Jackson
22. Marcus Mariota
23. Matt Ryan
24. Matthew Stafford
25. Mitch Trubisky
26. Nick Foles
27. Patrick Mahomes
28. Philip Rivers
29. Russell Wilson
30. Sam Darnold
31. Tom Brady
32. Tyrod Taylor

It's a current list but history plays a factor

He just led his team through a tough playoff run and won the Super Bowl

>Rapistburger missed the playoffs
>Fraudgers missed the playoffs
>Suck won 1 playoff game
>Memehomes won 1 playoff game

sure thing kiddo

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>some cheesehead took the time to type this out

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They will never learn.

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literally who?

number 1 receiver in the CFL

>muh trewps

Nigga looks like CW Tony Romo.

>bradyfag too dumb to realize that it's in alphabetical order

KEK😂

>I am supposed to respect Donald Bone Spurs Trump

1. Matt Ryan
2. Carson Wentz
3. Deshaun Watson
4. Sam Darnold
5. Andrew Luck
6. Drew Brees
7. Jameis Winston
8. Ben Roethlisberger
9. Matthew Stafford
10. Andy Dalton
11. Josh Allen
12. Nick Foles
13. Lamar Jackson
14. Eli Manning
15. Baker Mayfield
16. Marcus Mariota
17. Aaron Rodgers
18. Kirk Cousins
19. Jimmy Garoppolo
20. Dak Prescott
21. Russell Wilson
22. Derek Carr
23. Tyrod Taylor
24. Josh Rosen
25. Philip Rivers
26. Patrick Mahomes
27. Jared Goff
28. Cam Newton
29. Mitch Trubisky
30. Tom Brady
31. Alex Smith
32. Josh McCown

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Post your unironic prediction for Super Bowl 53
I really think it will be Rams vs Patriots again and rams will win

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Always goin' for it, never punt fourth down
Last call, Hail Mary, Prescott touchdown, ayy (yeah)

I really, really like this post.

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You are supposed to respect the office of president
Move traitor

1. Derek Carr
2. Baker Mayfield
3. Mitch Trubisky
4. Sam Darnold
5. Carson Wentz
6. Nick Foles
7. Alex Smith
8. Deshaun Watson
9. Josh Rosen
10. Jared Goff
11. Russell Wilson
12. Andy Dalton
13. Eli Manning
14. Matthew Stafford
15. Jameis Winston
16. Aaron Rodgers
17. Drew Brees
18. Lamar Jackson
19. Jimmy Garoppolo
20. Cam Newton
21. Andrew Luck
22. Josh McCown
23. Marcus Mariota
24. Ben Roethlisberger
25. Philip Rivers
26. Kirk Cousins
27. Matt Ryan
28. Josh Allen
29. Dak Prescott
30. Tom Brady
31. Tyrod Taylor
32. Patrick Mahomes

dino time baby

This is the supposed Massachusetts superior education system right here? Unable to recognize a pattern that any dumbass can since childhood?

kek

Meh, I don't think anyone respects the guy desu even his own people. He's a heel and everyone knows it. I do enjoy watching conservatives eat their own shit with him. The economy hopefully doesn't stall but given history it probably will in the next year before the election which means he loses.

If it doesn't he'll probably win which is fine with me as well. Either way he's doing stuff that needs to be done and when other countries get pissed we'll just blame him.

Best thing to do is just not to be in either party. There are some decent politicians but they are pretty rare. Maybe 2 or 3 out of 1000 or so, the rest are just paid whores.

why isn't carr top 5

Don't respect any list that doesn't have Wilson at number 1 desu.

based turkbro♨️

Americans literally fought a war to shit all over a moron with even dumber kids he wants to succeed him. Fucking Loyalists.

I barely post on Yea Forums, only when there's a good Dune thread

1. Jameis Winston
2. Russell Wilson
3. Carson Wentz
4. Deshaun Watson
5. Mitch Trubisky
6. Tyrod Taylor
7. Matthew Stafford
8. Alex Smith
9. Matt Ryan
10. Josh Rosen
11. Ben Roethlisberger
12. Aaron Rodgers
13. Philip Rivers
14. Dak Prescott
15. Cam Newton
16. Josh McCown
17. Baker Mayfield
18. Marcus Mariota
19. Eli Manning
20. Patrick Mahomes
21. Andrew Luck
22. Lamar Jackson
23. Jared Goff
24. Jimmy Garoppolo
25. Nick Foles
26. Sam Darnold
27. Andy Dalton
28. Kirk Cousins
29. Derek Carr
30. Drew Brees
31. Tom Brady
32. Josh Allen

❤️

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Some parts of the Trump Presidency are fantastic.

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Bears vs Pats

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Trash list, imagine sorting in descending order instead of ascending.

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His team is holding him back currently

ayyy

can based Villeneuve pull it off?

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>he's doing stuff that needs to be done
like what?

1. Matt Ryan
2. Josh Allen
3. Derek Carr
4. Patrick Mahomes
5. Tyrod Taylor
6. Deshaun Watson
7. Carson Wentz
8. Philip Rivers
9. Andy Dalton
10. Andrew Luck
11. Josh McCown
12. Tom Brady
13. Josh Rosen
14. Alex Smith
15. Mitch Trubisky
16. Marcus Mariota
17. Jameis Winston
18. Baker Mayfield
19. Sam Darnold
20. Russell Wilson
21. Aaron Rodgers
22. Jared Goff
23. Lamar Jackson
24. Drew Brees
25. Jimmy Garoppolo
26. Ben Roethlisberger
27. Kirk Cousins
28. Cam Newton
29. Nick Foles
30. Matthew Stafford
31. Eli Manning
32. Dak Prescott

He was elite in college but has 9th percentile athleticism. He will probably still be successful but has to go to the right fit.

I think athleticism stats are overplayed at most positions, but CB is an exception. All the elite CBs are also elite athletes.

Which NFL team should I bandwagon?

I hope he's going to make a decent work, cause it's my favorite sci-fi franchise. The cast (besides Zendaya) looks pretty well

1. Patrick Mahomes
2. Jameis Winston
3. Josh Allen
4. Carson Wentz
5. Philip Rivers
6. Sam Darnold
7. Jared Goff
8. Tom Brady
9. Eli Manning
10. Lamar Jackson
11. Mitch Trubisky
12. Deshaun Watson
13. Dak Prescott
14. Tyrod Taylor
15. Drew Brees
16. Andy Dalton
17. Jimmy Garoppolo
18. Andrew Luck
19. Derek Carr
20. Ben Roethlisberger
21. Russell Wilson
22. Matt Ryan
23. Aaron Rodgers
24. Baker Mayfield
25. Josh Rosen
26. Matthew Stafford
27. Nick Foles
28. Cam Newton
29. Josh McCown
30. Alex Smith
31. Marcus Mariota
32. Kirk Cousins

Nanners. We're back.

Cardinals

I actually agree with that. How many rocket attacks have you heard about in the last 3 years.
Stopped fucking around with mexico. Listen I'm kind of liberal, but 20% of their economy is reliant on Illegal immigrants making money here and sending it home. Mexico knew that and encouraged the illegal immigration, plus they were fucking around with the currency.

Now they are scared shitless because if he shuts down the border, mexico will collapse. not only that the bastard employers who hire all the illegals are scared as well. That's why the media is splerging out. Those illegals are basically slaves creating profits for the hyper rich. That's not cool. Mexico essentially was sending it's own people here as slaves to get cash to pad the hyper rich down there's money and the hyperrich are the cartels.

It's why they are splerging out as well. Don't get me wrong, I think we should just grant illegals amnesty here and tax them, but once again you basically wiped out a slave class and employers won't like that, but at the same time we need to shut down the borders and ports until this shit gets fixed. Mexico is about to explode.

Sorry to go off topic.

It depends...you could pick one that matches colors with your soccer team, or choose a US city which you like, or if you're simply a glory chaser root for one like the Pats.

Combine and pro day stuff don't mean shit to me personally. I agree great numbers show a higher ceiling for prospects but I don't lower grades for poor testing. Also Casey Heyward and Richard Sherman has poor combines and they were both All Pros. Baker is a great CB and will be great in the pros all his skills translate and he plays his best in big games which is something I always rate highly in prospects

Combine it's a merely indicative with relative importance. A good performance over the season it's a lot more than raw statistics

Here's one

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>Aaron Donald last year in college playing in ACC (12 games)
28.5 tackles for loss
11 sacks
3 passes defended
4 forced fumbles

>Ed Oliver last two years in college playing in CUSA (20 games)
30.5 tackles for loss
8.5 sacks
5 pass defended
3 forced fumbles

Just some fun stats for people who think Ed Oliver is the next Aaron Donald. He played in a worse conference, had significantly less sack production and consistently gasses out in the 2nd half and starts trying to jump and batt passes instead of rush the QB

lmao his tweets are protected now too the little faggot. what a waste of life

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With the additions of Quinn and iloka will the cowboys defense be top 5? Top3?

You haven't paid attention to what's going on in Israel, have you?

Undocumented immigrants (and all immigrants, really) are a net benefit to our tax system. They pay taxes and don't use services. Also, they are good for the economy because they spend money (as opposed to the wealthy, who save instead of spend money they get from tax breaks).

lol

Get this pol shit out of here
You've clearly never taken an economics course, please leave

??

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>BREAKING NEWS: Aaron Rodgers has requested an immediate trade to the Carolina Panthers
>Aaron is quoted saying "Cam and I can switch back and forth, I have no problems with that. At all."

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The best one was someone getting Dana White in /heem/

Pshhh. israel will takes it's land then give hamas it's land. for almost 40 years Hamas kept playing the same cycle and suckering everyone. Trump just called them on their bullshit, now they realize, "well that won't work anymore, let's just take what we can get and move on"
read the full statement. Just grant them amnesty then shut the border down. I mean completely shut it down ports and all. Mexico is about to erupt again. We don't need that shit spilling over here again.
sorry man last time I do it unless asked.

Honest question In hindsight a year later who really won the Mack trade?

Raiders or Bears?

Brady is retiring to play classic wow? Nice.

It's literally not OK.

Wait, why is the Liberal attacking Jewish land grabs?

Sneak does your newfound Trump support have anything to do with you recently becoming impotent?

>how you doin lil mama lemme whispa in ya ear

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Guys I lost all my score

>Cam, what did you and Aaron talk about in the locker room?
>I-I don't... I... next question...

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don't really like trump, never have. But when someone does something right, don't be a shit.
whats worse, a bunch of people who don't give a shit what you believe in, or a bunch of people who want to kill you for being gay? who do you think is more appealing to a liberal

BACK TO FOOTBALL

Who won? Raiders or Bears in the Mack trade.

Explain it to me then, hotshot

Fuck this was hard to find

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Don't you get it, giving tax breaks to millionaires is how you make America great again. Cry harder, libtard. #maga

Take your retard shit to pol, some incel there will explain it to you. Not sure if you're aware, but this is the NFL general. Let me explain that to you, hotshit. This is where we post about the national football league. Hows that for an explanation you braindead fuckhead?

shit sorry this is my post, my trip went off switched back to computer.
actually in the global economy we have it works

ANYONE FOOTBALL QUESTION

WHO WON THE MACK TRADE?

>caring about the quality of the thread in the offseason
It doesn't matter dude, the draft hasn't even started yet.

I'm talking football and politics at the same time. when your iq isn't below forrest gump's you can discuss 2 things. Also offseason.

Okay guys who won these trades
1. OBJ trade
2. Mack Trade
3. Howard trade

We wont know until we see how the raiders pick. Currently the bears are fairly cap fucked and the mack thing is hurting them. But they are still the best in their division. If they 1 and done again the raiders prob won

Yeah, just look at the economy of George Bush 1 and 2! IT TRICKLES DOWN!

Then look at the Democrat who had to come in and fix the economy, only for the Republican to trick all the hicks again...

At least this time I have stable stake.

1. Browns (seriously?)
2. Bears (seriously?)
3. Eagles

And I think this is the last, I had more but I lost all my shit from my old deal

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Gook Moot is better as real Moot was a shitty Hicag fan.

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1. Giants. Trading two valuable picks plus your best safety for one wide receiver was too much, maybe OBJ + a late pick but for just him it’s a loss
2. Considering how those two teams did last season... yeah
3. Eagles.

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Giants
Raiders
Eagles

dear lord man. It's just attracting billionares to create a tax haven. it's underhanded as fuck but it works. Tax corporations more. Why should someone be taxed more for making more. If they use the system more then use vat. Bush 1 and 2 crashed the economies by deregulating the economy and declaring random wars. I'm for universal healthcare and education but I don't think it's right you tax someone 500 times more.
1. I'd say the Giants/Browns tied
2. Raiders clearly won that trade
3. Eagles is split.

I'll going it it if asked.

Supply-side economics have been proven a lie over and over and yet conservacucks eat that shit up and probably will forever, all while economic inequality grows and grows and the wealthy make out like bandits.

Full on communist. Fuck off to Canada.

>Why should someone be taxed more for making more
It doesn't work the way the right tries to scare about it. If your salary increases you always bring in more. Tax brackets, a lot of people don't understand them.
Also, progressive tax systems are superior because middle and lower class people spend more on goods, which is great for companies that sell things. And it just makes sense, because x% of someone's income means more to their livelihood at the lower end of the wage scale.

You two have alot to talk about. haha. It's nothing to do with supply side econ. It's about reality. tax billionaires less and they'll come here to escape taxes from Europe.

>your team
>draftfu
>favorite pornstar
>worst player on roster for the money that is spent
>favorite player on other team

What are the odds that the Giants try to trade away Sterling Shepard as well? He's effectively Odell's little brother and based on his massive sideline tantrum in the Panthers game last year Odell's been a bad influence on him.

>muh race to the bottom
Yeah, great

>tfw winning already

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>Giants
>Christian Wilkins
>Jack it exclusively to hentai
>Janoris Jenkins
>Will Hernandez is making a strong case to be my favorite Giant post-Eli. Plays nasty.

yes because the progressive tax system is working so well now. Just do wealth transfer tax on everything really. Just a modification of the VAT. You look the countries that are the most efficient that's how they work. The rich will always find loop holes in the progressive tax system. it's not the 1950's anymore, that shit won't work anymore. Everytime wealth is transferred in any event you tax it because of the stress it puts on the system.

greenbay
josh allen
lucy thai
Jimmy G
Tom brady

forgot to add it.

You guys really did win that. Cleared up enough cap room for 3 very good free agents, picked up 2 first rounders and really a second rounder (3+5) and all you gave up was a 10 sack 30 tackle DE who cost 25 million a year.

Eagles
Adderly
>watching professional porn
It was Chance Warmack by a long shot, but he's gone. They don't really have any bad contracts now. Sendejo I guess? I think they might cut him depending on what happens in the draft.
DeAndre Hopkins

>yes because the progressive tax system is working so well now. Just do wealth transfer tax on everything really. Just a modification of the VAT. You look the countries that are the most efficient that's how they work. The rich will always find loop holes in the progressive tax system. it's not the 1950's anymore, that shit won't work anymore. Everytime wealth is transferred in any event you tax it because of the stress it puts on the system.
Wasn't Trump supposed to fix those loopholes? When's that happening?

I'm up for a wealth tax
>what we have now isn't good, so let's do the opposite
Nah, there are ways to fix the current system without going full retard back to Reaganomics.

Just saw the "other team" bit because I can't read for shit. In that case, Thomas Davis.

I have a feeling Joy is disappointing.😂

You can only reply to this post if your team beat the saints last season.
Not so fast, eaglefags

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The Patriots never got a chance to...

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How long does he have left on the rookie deal?

Any type of consumption tax, even VAT, is regressive. So no thanks.

oh no

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IF HEADS IGGLES WIN THE OWL IN 2019
IF TAILS IGGLES ARE THE WORST TEAM IN THE NFL IN 2019Coin Flip: Heads

Cringe

football🏀

I love how Trump sold the tax cut as necessary for capital investment.

Liz Warren's plan to tax corps based on their employees' level of welfare participation is promising. It's a shame Trump already ruined her.

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So confirmed, the Iggles will trade up to get Arizona's number 1 pick?🏀

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He was a second-round pick so this is the last year of his rookie deal.

Hes pretty good, I dont think they will trade him just because they wont have to overpay him, and he wont warrant a lot of attention either

I hope everyone posting pol shit gets a ban

cringe

For me it's the Chicago Bears of Chicago, and House Redoran😃

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>you can't like your own posts
Cringe

I live in Southeast Wisconsin, please shut Packer fans up.

That's basically Chicago, though.

based wisconsin burrs fan

'ate the Minnesota ViKANGZ
'ate the Detoilet Loins
'ate the Green Gay Fudgepackers
LOVE me Burrs. Simple as

Five reasons I hate the Chicago bears:
1. Their logo sucks. It’s asymmetrical under the guise of being “stylistic” but it’s not. A symmetric C looks exactly the same. Their alternative logo is even worse, the bear is two clashing colors and the texture looks like shit.
2. Their fans continue to shitpost after getting BTFO. At least saints fans are saddened by their loss, the bears are just delusional. And when they did lose, they blamed it on the kicker instead of their shitty fucking offense.
3. They won one superbowl and have shitpost about it ever since. More than the saints, and their Super Bowl was ten years ago, not thirty three.
4. Chicago is a terrible city. It’s got a murder rate so bad that HeyJackass.com exists, it’s in Illinois (a fucking flyover state) and they pay to eat deep dish """"""pizza.""""" I would rather buy season tickets for the Arizona cardinals than spend a day in Chicago.
5. THEYRE FUCKING STUPID. They had the choice to either play the Vikings or the Eagles in the playoffs and chose the reigning superbowl champions over a free playoff win, because they legitimately thought the 49ers would beat the fucking Rams.

Mad at the bears? You’re god damn right i’m mad at the bears. I hope the packers bootyblast you in front of fifty million on live TV you fucking dirtbags

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>tfw Gruden talked about Amari Cooper "not being a fit" for the Raiders
>trades him to the Cowboys
>he goes back to being elite and putting up great numbers again

Did... did Gruden get outcoached by Jason fucking Garrett last year?

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Based and Godgerspilled

cringe

based

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Most importantly fuck you

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Bears if you like shitposting as a means of coping with the disappointment of the team

based and redpilled

Liked

based

let's find out🐓

Copper was overrated on the cuckboys too

So, I'm gonna go with either Falcons, Iggles, or Cardinals based on this

based digits confirm is based

my packies make ya seethe?

here we go packies here we go
here we go packies here we go

dumb cheeseposter🍰

packies make ya seethe?

Yikies!

packies make ya seethe?

Hey fuck you. The Bears will be forever based for (stupidly) putting their trust on my nanners.

dumb cheeseposter🍳

These two teams now have the most bitter rivalry in the history of the NFL

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The only true rivals the nanners have are the rams and cowboys.

'ate da lambs
'ate da girls
love me nannies
simple as

nah system needs to be burned down. it's clearly broken. insanely complex and full of loopholes.
Trump is in general a piece of shit.
every tax at this point has a historical precedent set. certain types of taxes work best at certain times. Right now with the sheer litigiousness of our society, it's best to not play into the hands of complexity. Make it simple, then cripple the leeches (tax lawyers and tax lobbyist). when it cycles around then alter the game plan
That's not the Ravens/Bengals. Those games are fucking nasty as shit.
Cooper is on the last year of his contract. Gruden knew Cooper would sleep on the raiders this year and at best he'd get one good year out of him. Seriously Gruden knew the Raiders were a fucking train wreck last year, if your team is dogshit, the line can't block and you don't have a dominant running back, really what is the point of a Diva WR who is going to alligator any tough ball until his contract year?

People shit on sashi brown, but besides dropping mitchell to the chiefs he really didn't do that bad...in the draft. Hue jackson on the other hand that was a bad choice lol

Now that's an elaborate rant, I don't hate the burrs but you deserve my like🦊

Is Odell the most overrated player in the entire league?

He's never been a First-Team All-Pro yet people seem to have this idea he should be catching 25 touchdowns a game.

>every tax at this point has a historical precedent set. certain types of taxes work best at certain times. Right now with the sheer litigiousness of our society, it's best to not play into the hands of complexity. Make it simple, then cripple the leeches (tax lawyers and tax lobbyist). when it cycles around then alter the game plan
I'm not sure how this responds to what I said. Consumption taxes are regressive, which is not good.

>b-b-but muh one meme catch

Social media zoomers prop him up. He's not even the 5th best wr probably

5 wrs any team would take over odell:
Hopkins
Hill
AB
Thomas
Jones

How?

>playclock at 5
>pass is CAUGHT by Lockette for the touchdown!
>that was a dangerous play, you see Malcolm butler on the Patriots was right behind him it could’ve been broken up or intercepted had he been a little bit quicker
>the extra point is up and good, Seahawks lead 31 to 28.
>and now barring a miracle for the patriots on their next possession the Seahawks look like they will win their second superbowl in a row

>and now for the kickoff, the patriots will need a miracle to win this one
>the ball sails into the end zone for a touchback, the seahawks are obviously playing it safe here
>here’s Brady, with what is probably their last shot at trying to get into field goal range to tie the game
>he steps into it
>and it’s complete to gronkowski who needs to get out of bounds right now
>so gronk made it to the forty five yard line, and I don’t know what you do here. There’s only eight seconds left and do you trust Brady can complete a play that fast or do you try a field goal
>it would be a 62 yard field goal from here and it looks like they’re sending in Gostkowski for a last ditch effort kick
>which is probably what’s best I don’t think it’s worth it to risk running out of time with eight seconds.
>snap is good
>and the kick is... NO GOOD. Seahawks win.

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I guarantee that the Giants will be a better team without Odell. Not necessarily more talented, but better.

Odell clearly had a grudge against Eli and turned the fans/the locker room/the media against him.

>Le amazing catch man
He's good, for sure, but yes he's overrated

For me it's:

Julio
Hopkins
Brown
Green
OBj
Evans
Thomas
Hill
JuJu
Adams
Allen
TY

Eli is holding the team back. Not odell

cringe, whoever liked this needs the rope too btw

Can't take deep shots to Odell when you've got a bottom three O-Line. And don't give me that weak shit that Eli should be Russell Wilson and scramble for 20 seconds outrunning five defensive linemen who breached his O-Line

Gettleman and Shurmur are holding Threeli back

>me and brady's sixth ring

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ohhh. I took regressive a different way. I'm not saying consumption taxes, I saying wealth transfer taxes. The more wealth is transferred the more you are taxed. And no, they aren't, because poor people don't own corporations overseas.

(regressive as returning to something less advanced, not taxing the poor more)
Odell pls leave
Eli is holding Eli back. He just needs to stop doing so much and audible to the run more. Use barkley up before he's crippled by the time he's 27 anyways. Guys like barkley don't last long. He runs too high up

Did you get spooky yet? All my points got wiped. Also why do people think that cooper isnt a worthwhile receiver? You guys wouldnt trade a first rounder for a playoff shot?

I'm a Seahawks fan and this is cringe at

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*af

You suggested a form of a VAT, which is regressive (burdens the poor more)

Honestly I'm just glad that you teo gigantic faggots are still talking about this on a sports board

All my points are on my work wifi🙁

Loser mentality.

hahaha🌈

>The bears have F I V E picks in the draft
>N O N E in the first and second rounds
B E A R D O W N

🐸

.💔

🐸

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...

For the AAF. FTFY

poopscott is

The Browns are going 8-8, then imploding next year. They are way too hyped up and it's going to kill them. I say this as a Browns fan. I'm scared.

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Yeah, probably.

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New 2019 Jets logo leaked.

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Downgrade imo

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something seems wrong

Looks off-center as fuck

I'm at 62 but I have everything up to frog unlocked🐸

I was hoping something more dumb like Memphis. I really want a plane back in the logo.

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Dumb frogposters💢

>xirhawks fans rub their fauxginas to this fantasy

Where were you that night, Yea Forums?

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If that’s real it’s an improvement. Still doesn’t move them out of shit tier

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If your logo can be mistaken for someone else it is shit

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>packers receive credit despite 10 years of mediocrity

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rude🐷

...

How is the falcons logo that low?

I thought it stood for Gay QB.

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>a fucking star

It's a fucking G.

This tier list is so awful, if you flipped it upside down, it's probably be more accurate.

Cringe

...

Imagine you're either an American user or some Turkish faggot who obsesses over the Iggles. VPNs are confusing.

🦆

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>VERIFIED

>uniroincally using a stupid april fools day meme to "strengthen" your argument
I bet you're the kind of dude to be self conscious if your pet likes somebody you brought over more than you, you know that is if you had any actual friends, or your pets ever actually loved you.

Will the Browns win the owl?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Because their name is “Atlanta Falcons.”

Okay, so to represent the “Falcon” part of the name, we make the logo a bird. What’s that? You want to make the logo in the shape of a letter? Well, we already got the falcon part of the logo here, so we should make it in the shape of an “A” for Atlanta, right?

NOPE, a falcon in the shape of an F, for falcon. Falcon is doubly represented while Atlanta is left out.

Fucking retarded.

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>the mascot is more important than the city
okay so you literally have autism

Are you illiterate? I said that they should represent the City of Atlanta in their logo instead of “Falcon” in two ways.

uh, I'm at 26 and have the same,🐸

>Still no rb1

So is Wentz supposed to be a mobile QB now?

Since Sneak bitched out, here's my mock. Trades are hard as fuck to predict so I didn't, deal with it nerds

1. Arizona-Kyler Murray (if az doesn't pick him some desperate cuck will trade up and get him
2. 49ers - Bosa
3. Jets - Quinnen Williams
4. Raiders - Allen
5. Bucs - Devin White
6. Giants - Haskins
7. Jags - Jawaan Taylor
8. Lions - Montez Sweat
9. Bills - Jonah Williams
10. Broncos - Drew Lock
11. Bengals - Devin Bush
12. Packers - Ed Oliver
Miami- will grier
Atlanta--I don't care
15.skins- the most meme qb left
???
Seahawks probably trade down 10 spots for a 6th
Giants blow the 17th pick
Pats trade up for Fant

>le every FA/trade target in the world belongs to the Giggles meme

Howie Roseman is most definitely paying his players under the table to cheat the salary cap. How else do you explain all their players taking less money to stay with the Eagles when they could go elsewhere?

This is why the salary cap is bullshit, teams are going to cheat it regardless and it just keeps players salaries down.

Will Kirk Cousins have a great season?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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>based
Will Rodgers have another MVP season?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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kek the colours match up too

>lions sign CJ Anderson
Good or bad?

Will Brady play till 45?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Will Mathew Stafford lead the lions to a super bowl victory?

Not as bad as not getting used on the Panthers suggested he was.

Not as good as running behind the Rams' O-Line with fresh legs suggested he was.

Because it's McVay letting him walk all the offensive stans will spin it as 4D Chess while bashing the Panthers for playing CMC on 95% of snaps. God I'm so fucking glad 13-3 happened, I can't wait for the pendulum to swing back to defensive-minded coaches.

>tfw have to go to sleep
>tfw all my points will disappear tomorrow
sucks I had to work most of April Fool's this year, I miss weekend APril Fools🌈

Hey fuck you. I was doing it and a bunch of assholes were being cunts. why should i type that shit out for some twats.

lol

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>your team
>your favorite elder scrolls race

Oakland Raiders
Dunmer

Will Kyler Murray be selected first overall in the draft

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>Your fortune:

Are the perks really going away in 9 minutes?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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I don't want them to go yet Padraig, I'm not ready🙁

they're still available guys

I am an Arizona Cardinals fan.

Will Cowboys win the Super Bowl?

Your fortune: Outlook good

What's that like?🌈

Based

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pickle rick

This year

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Rolled 74 (1d100)

HAPPENING

Roll will be how many points dem boyz win the superb owl by

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double based⚽

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HAHA BUCSHOLDME IS SPLERGING OUT IN Yea Forums in /trek/ he's got the entire group of trekkies shitting on him. it is no question him, even the bizarre language is him. He's got like 8 guys just shitting on him now lol

I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER ON MY GOD

packers are good

april fools

they suck...

Hi other sneak. How is it going?

DOUBLE DOWN IN DINO TOWN

Vikings will win the Owl

Oh by the way. there are 5 users who all are sneak.

Raiders winning it all when they move to Vegas

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

good. gotta dodge that mvp curse during the SB run

Based

HAHA SUPERBOWL RUN. That will work as well as my penis

But seriously man can you take this over now? The other guy won't be on until his shift is over in like 6 hours

For me, it's the Chicago Bears of Chicago, Illinois - or the Bears, for short, of course.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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Odds that pic related comes true this year.

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Fuck the Chiefs and their women and child beating ways

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Where can one find these NFL polandballs? I've seen a couple, but idk where I could save more

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Who was the best?

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Wilson >>>>>>>

mfw the browns win 9 games and fail to make the playoffs

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>Ryan Tannehill was a 1st round pick
It's not even

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I can't believe Tom Brady's Ego wasn't his secret actual twitter account

Tell me how Emmanuel Ogbah is, Browns fans

Wilson. If Luck didn't have a good comeback year, it wouldn't even be close.

In terms of accomplishments, Wilson
In terms of skillset, Luck

hard meh

I'll take meh over murray's ugh

look at this dudes ms paint job

Friendly reminder that I was absolutely right about the Bears last season despite the constant maymay arrows and I will continue to be right this season when they win da superb owl

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>baltipoor is ground zero for opioid abuse epidemic in US
So this means we can blame old gay for the opioid crisis right?

>likes will be gone when this thread dies🙁

Bump

already gone :(

Fucking dirty kike journalist stirring shit because Wentz is an openly Christian quarterback. Guy should be driven out of town for trying to rip the team apart before the season starts.

They both said wentz could be more accessible, which will be much easier when he isn't rehabbing the entire off-season.

>santoliquito
Hmm...

The guy openly brags about being Jewish in interviews constantly and is involved in every major Jewish journalist group in Philadelphia, it isn't a secret.

>people unironically slept on the Berds

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Like Sam Bradford

>who are the Sephardim

In free agency there were four UFAs who signed elsewhere for $$$ and would generate a 3rd round comp pick, but the team wiped it out by signing someone else. Here is a list including which player the respective teams signed to wipe it out.
>Busc

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not to mention that absolute albatross of a contract they gave to Donovan Smith
poor Arians

Bears re-sign OLB Aaron Lynch and his horrible mustache, now they've got a good depth piece behind Mack and Floyd.

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s-stop it

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Lolwut

They only have 5 draft picks though it doesnt matter if they have a complete team with good depth at key positions

DRAFT CAPS ARE OUT

they are fucking shit tho

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Do the Ravens have the worst QB situation in the league?

they need playmakers on offense though
plus momentum is real, its very rare for a team to stay good without adding talent. usually requires an ascendant quarterback

Not when we get Trevor Lawrence

Fuck. I was actually sort of okay with Donovan Smith’s new contract, because for whatever reason I’m still holding onto hope he’ll get better, but holy shit it makes me nervous.

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memeson will win you enough games to ensure you don’t while achieving nothing
like a solid 13th place pick or something

>le the NFL needs more colored people and women man
Fuck the old faggot

>yellow and blue
Fucking why

This is a dumb post

How so?

He's saying they still have to play the games. They can look good all they want but they have to put it out there

But who won the super bowl just a few months ago? Mahomes? Rapistburger?
Yeah, that's what I thought.

literally the madden juke

>Reagan cuts taxes once without cutting spending
>SEE TRICKLE DOWN DOESNT WORK RAISE TAXES NOW

Robinson, Cohen, Gabriel, Miller. The whole offense is filled with playmakers and will all have better production with a year of Nagy's system under their belt. The team is ready to win now.

The burrs will regress without Howard

Because

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He was my favorite Bear but he couldn't develop his pass catching fast enough and made the offense too predictable when he was on the field.

Lol

Every time we've tried supply-side, it's tanked our economy. No actual economists take it seriously.

Your offense is predictable because Trubisky is on the field. Should've dumped him for Foles

Nagy is a bit of a meme.
>bleedinggreennation.com/2019/4/2/18290201/jordan-howard-nfl-chicago-bears-philadelphia-eagles-trade-2019-three-down-back-pass-blocking-wentz
>Matt Nagy wants to make his offense unpredictable by acquiring versatile players that can do multiple things with the ball in their hands. Quarterbacks who can run the option. Wide receivers that can run the jet sweep. And of course, running backs that can catch the ball. This is why Jordan Howard fell out of favor in Chicago - he was not really a receiving threat and will never be one.

>On the other hand, Doug Pederson wants to make his offense unpredictable by having multiple plays that run out of identical formations. In other words, instead of having post-snap unpredictability (“What is he going to do with the ball?”), Doug favors pre-snap unpredictability (“Who is going to get the ball?”). In simple terms, Jordan Howard adds to pre-snap unpredictability because you can’t really be sure if he’s going to get the ball or stay in to pass block.

fake jet sweep should be a thing get WRs to throw the ball
or have the QB line up outside sweep and pass idk

>same team as last year minus a few players
>everybody has an offseason to study tape
>but theyll get better
playoff teams tend to regress every year, especially without changing it up

Trubisky is going to continue to develop positively like he did last year

Looks like one team wants to spread the ball around and another team wants to lean on key players. Good trade for both parties.

>same team as last year
That's a good thing, each key player is back with a year of being together under the same system. Experience is a good thing to have.
>everyone will study tape
On what exactly? Its not like any player was doing something teams didnt expect.

Regress in what way exactly? The Bears didnt have some improbable magic season where they stole a ton of close games they were supposed to lose, they had a great team with a great coach and I dont expect a major regression in anything besides the amount of turnovers.

>Good trade for both parties.
I'd agree, except a future 6th is a pretty weak haul.

The Bears were gonna drop him before the season started so getting anything for him is good

RIP THE AAF

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Why

NEW where?

It generates no $$

the rest of the league makes improvements in the offseason, if youre not getting better, youre getting worse
all signs point to the bears peaked, and without doing something to stay on top, theyll sink with the majority of playoff teams that regress the following year

The Bears are a completely irrelevant team that will not make the playoffs. Why does everybody keep talking about them? You might as well talk about the Buccs or Lions.

The QB is developing positively and the offensive head coach won coach of the year on a team known for its top 5 defense. Even if Trubisky stays the exact same then offense will get better due to Nagy having more experience as a coach.

The defense having a new coordinator is the only thing I'd worry about but there's so much talent there that I'd be shocked if the Bears dont walk away with at least a top 5 defense anyway. Besides that I dont see any signs of regression, you want to enlighten me on all these signs because right now it sounds like you're just making predictions with nothing to back it up.

Got a top 5 defense with an offensive head coach who just won coach of the year. Connect the dots nigga

Doesn't change the fact that you are going to end up 3rd in the division (4th if the Lions have a meme run).

Let's hear some logic to base that on cause that's what I was getting last year and every who said that was BTFO

my point it its foolish to assume a team won't regress unless it has or adds significant talent, neither of which are the bears
please enlighten me what seperates them from the average of 7 playoff teams that miss it the following year. They werent dominant, they dont have an elite quarterback, they have no capital to add good players. You even admit they got lucky with injuries and close games last year.
Recent evidence suggest teams tend to regress unless given a reason not to, what exactly seperates them from a history of hot teams that flop in the playoffs and don't get back to their peak?

Lack of talent? the team had like a million all pro and pro bowl nods last year where have you been? And I said they DIDNT have a magical season last year, they had a bunch of injuries and actually lost some games where they should've won.

I didnt say lack of talent, they lack enough talent to put them well above the rest of the league. They lack an above average QB, and their secondary, recievers, oline, and RBs are all suspect. Every team has talent, but other teams can add significant talent in the offseason.
Dont even give me the media coolaid. The Jags and Vikings were the media crowned superbowl teams last offseason because of their complete rosters of talent. Those teams actually won a playoff game too. Unless a team has a dominant roster, I wont believe they can survive an offseason with losing players until they actually do.

Kyle Fuller and Eddie Jackson both were all pros last season and actual NFL analysts consider Jackson the best safety in the league but yeah that's pretty suspect.

The fact is the Bears had the number 1 defense last season and retained everyone important aside from their injury prone slot corner. Allen Robinson, Taylor Gabriel, Trey Burton, Cohen are all great weapons to have for a QB and more than a lot of QBs have to work with. The Bears are the only team in their division that is ready to win now and the only team that can realistically challenge them is the Packers because of Rodgers.

every year has a number 1 defense, what makes the bears special? they were hardly dominant, just very good regular season averages

The Eagles have more salary cap space ($19,344,391) than the Dallas Cowboys ($6,052,923), Washington Redskins ($12,845,220), and New York Giants ($10,680,273),

EVERYONE WHO WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT EAGLES BEING IN CAP HELL APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW

That they retained every starter except the slot corner and leading the league in turnovers sounds a little dominant