Anyone here like poker?

Anyone here like poker?

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Solvedrake is not a sport.

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Yeah I poked her lmao I poked ur mom between her crack lmaoooo

PLO > NL/H

I check.

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Love it. Specifically took a job in Las Vegas so I could play it regularly. Makes up a nice little part of my income, and you meet some really weird characters at the table. It's a patrician hobby.

Not a sport though.

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Nice dubs

>turn K
>river K
>bootleg Ballack's face when

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it's a strongmind game

hes on a different level

it's called a slow play idiot. I would probably check too, wait for 1 of the others to hit their ace and fill the pot.

HE CALLED WITH KING TEN HONEY! KING TEN! I MEAN WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE IDIOTS, THEY CAN'T EVEN SPELL POKER! YOU'LL BE OUT IN THE NEXT HOUR BUDDY.

Depends on the pre-pot action (which looks like call, call, filled-up, check), which would put the others on a range from decent wild cards to small ace (or even a small pair).
Considering all of those need runner-runner, a check is fine there. You could defend a value bet to get one of the aces hooked, but that depends on how loose you and them played beforehand.

Based Phil, he's such a salty cunt

(the only hand that could really trip you up is probably AT, but why would AT get into a four-way flop like that unless its holder is extremely tight)

I play free online poker just so I can have something to do when listening to podcasts lol

Only the regular 5 card draw, not the gay ass shit called Texas Hold'Em

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use a cheeky tenner and play on micro stakes on sky or some shit

if ur half decent its pretty easy to sweep up half drunk idiots throwing away the betting money they just won

I only watch cash games that Helmuth is participating in. Next level banter

>he doesn't exclusively play Soko
I tip my hat

i tried to play omaho once lol

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I fucking hate it
The whole luck balances out in the long run meme is bollocks and I don't like the poker theory shit
I do play it a fair bit because I'm better than most of the ruski fuckwits online but it's torture

Literally the GOAT

Just go on pokerstars and play bounty builders at any stake under a tenner and prepare for absolute retardation

You do release this hand king king comes out next

Is there a board with poker discussion on the 4channel?

>tfw online poker is banned in the US

It's for the best mate, that shit takes years off your life
When some twat goes all in with some stupid shit and cracks your aces or hits a 1 outer on the river on the final table bubble it's 10x worse than the feeling satisfaction of winning a tournament is good

love poker hate this douchenozzle

I enjoy it on occasion but it seems dominated lately at least on TV by boring 20+ to early 30s "math type" with no personality.

Heck, since 2008, all the main event winners fit that pattern except for Qui Nguyen.

Are there any attractive grills on the poker world tour or whatever it's called?🐉

>poker
I like it but it's not a sport. Which board does it go on though is not something I know.

like? I wanna look up some of these 'math type' games

/tg/ probably since Yea Forums is kill

/tg/ is a good board but I never seen anything like poker discussion on there. Maybe it's not Yea Forums but it is, like chess. I don't know.Coin Flip: Heads

How can I make thousand dollar per few hours online poker? help please

le global bogerface

favorite tv hand

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just play as if you know ur opponents' hands

Literally

I remember a girl named clonnie Gowan or something that was pretty.

>'math type' games
From the small amount of what I've followed the last years, it seems very boring and bland. It's just how they optimise their game with game theory. Optimal opening preflop raise is like 2.75x pot, and you should do x or y in case of z and you should call if the math regarding odds and expected value works out. It's not interesting to spectate.

It's not wacky people making cool bluffs, calls or reads but rather nerds calculating math in their heads.

I used to watch ages ago, it was fun with the greensteins, phil iveys, moneymaker, hanson, ngreannus etc

But it feels like most of em retired and the odd time i tune in its these new guys i have no idea about.
Is it just my nostalgia or were there better characters back then?

>Is it just my nostalgia or were there better characters back then?
It used to require a completely different kind of degenerate to play the game back when. It's far more educated and professional with these kids nowadays.

How the fuck do I get good at poker

stop being a stupid smelly slav

>watching poker
It's a drawn out coinflip. The people who are good at it are just walking excel spreadsheets.

Game theory optimal