Kick-off at 8:00pm BST. Coverage on Sky Sports PL from now.
ARS: Leno; Maitland-Niles, Mustafi, Papastathopoulos, Monreal; Kolasinac, Guendouzi; Ramsey (c), Iwobi, Ozil; Lacazette.
>Subs: Cech, Elneny, Suarez, Jenkinson, Nketiah, Mkhitaryan, Aubameyang.
NEW: Dubravka; Yedlin, Lascelles (c), Lejeune, Dummett; Ritchie, Hayden; Diame, Almiron, Perez; Rondon.
>Subs: Darlow, Manquillo, Fernandez, Kenedy, Ki, Shelvey, Muto.
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dubs for anime✔️
Rolled 18 (1d100)
rerolling
Don Rafael Benítez is the best manager in the prem
Arsenal Fan TV, disappointing result today user, what went wrong?
Mackem here, can confirm.
1 like = 1 point dropped by Liverpool between now and the end of the season
>Arsenal at home
its an Arsenal win and you know it.
Imagine being this much of a nonce
what happened to shelvey?
neuroblastoma
Relegated with Huddersfield
hope someone screenshots Carragher in the vr headset
>reached 1000+ score
>unlocked all the perks
>had to reset my router because it was being a cunt
>back to zero
I lived the high life.
You now remember this
What does the top memester get when the meme ends? pls say gf
bf
He gets the janitors April paycheck
>tfw you get to take your new bf out on the town with your winnings
Based✔️
1 like = 1 dropped point in every game until the end of the season for Liverpool
Any stream links would be gratefully received
>inb4 stream.jpg
Arse go third with a win here. Man Utd are currently level with Tottenham. Tottenham have REALLY ballsed up in the last few months.
>tfw want arse to lose but you can't rely on Newcastle for absolutely anything
hoping for a cheeky nil nil draw lads
2-1 arse HT
4-1 FT
IS THIS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE WOBBIE?
3-0 to le poopy arsehole
t. toon fan preparing my anus for all the >poocastle posting
3 - 0.
Iwobi.
Laca.
Auba.
From the first minute I knew we weren’t going to win, Wobbie. We showed no desire, no guile. We were like Team Peep out there.
0 - 2.
Pérez.
Rondón.
Acestream; acestream://1a6fad5aa92026f888c8563a2c51aaf7374120ca
can't find an English link
>even abls seething in thread not connected to liverpool
rentfree
acestream://a4b678335239327aad7e5b668d20b5cd0ef39a32 [1080p] [SKY] [EN]
acestream://e9f214dcf79c8553e8f35a8d6cb1ba9766d8bc6b [1080p] [SKY] [EN]
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acestream://44768fce8b060823d9c9743069fba3e87cfb10a8 [720p60fps] [NBCSN] [EN]
What site are you using?
InfluentialSpheres on leddit.
Newcastle voted Leave and is therefore the patrician choice tonight
>newcastle haven conceded yet
doing better than I expected
we will inside 10 minutes
Martin Tyler's voice sounds really deep on NBCSN
she(female) is cute
...
arse will finish above spuds this year
> (female)
Witnessed.✔️
thanks🦖
Just finished my exams about to get hammered drunk with the boys on 4chog and watch this team collapse without Xhaka and Torreira
soon,brother
Newcastle was literally the only north eastern constituency to vote remain you thick cunt
1-0 Toon
Trips and a streaker runs onto the pitch in the 2nd half
my belly hurts and i'm farting like crazy
R8 my /bet/ lads
lmao
i want you to know that i will be laughing at you for losing your entire weeks wages
wrong❌
my belly hurts too, did you have too much dairy?
sometimes in the mornings i fart on an empty stomach and i can feel a little poop pinching at my sphincter
R A F A
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F
A
S C H A R
C
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OH TOMMY TOMMY
Ramboooo
REFBALL
lmao
Sokratis is a fucking idiot
REFBALL
Ramb-nooooo
Jesus
🦓
nay, sometimes it gets bloated and i fart like crazy
shitty genetics i guess
You do know Arsenal's defense is utter shite and so are Newcastle's, that might win but those odds are trash
Rolled 2 (1d6)
Number of goals Arsenal will score tonight
>it's soft to me
Fuck off Alan it was a dive lol
GET FUCKED COCKNEY GAVNAHS
It was 50.5% and that was only because there are two unis in that area
Why would he hold onto him?
>that feel when you need refball against Arsecucks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA POOCASTLE POONITED.
It's a value bet m8. Arsenal home games and Newcastle away games go have gone over in just 13 of 31 games yet the odds were almost inverse.
Every time you're offered 2/1 for a coin toss, you take advantage.
>touch hand
>fall down
could be a sign of an underlying disorder if your farts come out a certain way.
would you mind posting your farts on vocaroo so i can see if its more than just poor farting genetics and not some gastrointestinal issue?
Premier league want United in the CL for more customer £££
comedy gold here
>tfw been at work all day so haven't been able to chalk up a decent score to unlock new perks🙁
Yes but his statement was still incorrect
I suggest you look up 'gamblers fallacy' and save yourself £100 next time
Was at a pub in Pompey when that game was on, a lot of my mates lost money betting on that game
now that's a twist of events
sorry brah, i don't have a mic, you have to make due with brazilian fart porn
Just lost all my points for lelposting, can any charitable souls help spare a Like?
fuck off why even bother posting about your dumb cunting farts then
>those odds are trash
>41% odds on a 61% chance
>odds are trash
I don't think you get how odds work
I am from the future. 2-1 Newcacstle
That's a nice cat desu
i was fartposting
Have a (you) too👌
Hopefully you mean Newcastle will be the one with the single goal, we aren't winning shite today.
>23 minutes
>0 shots from both teams
imagine he just started choking it haha
Hmmm...... I don't get it
That's the classic rebuttal of the Martingale system.
Not sure how that applies here. Especially since the over/under markets are effectively anchored to the win/draw/lose market. The anchoring is tentatively sound much of the time but it's still an anchoring and in these circumstances, the value call is to oppose the anchor.
hohohoho
do they have cameras in the refs eyes?
I suggest you to look up 'fallacy fallacy' and then realise that playing 'spot the fallacy' isn't a way to win arguments.
based /span/
Cats are BACK
Ritchie more like Bitchy haha
good post
>had a massive plate of linguine two hours ago
>have eaten two bags of crisps since the match started
>just put a couple of pasties in the oven for half time
Any lads got some good tips for staving off hunger?
Gambler's fallacy is pretty straightforward mate. And it's not just some arbitrary thing only relevant in debates. It's a thing that people learn in 8th grade
>tfw 0-0 draw
It’s the most likely result knowing our luck this season
just dont eat lol
I have been on OMAD (one meal a day) for 8 months and it's the best I've ever felt.
EAT MORE
would happily take that
Not so fast
>linguine
cringe & bp
>pasties
based & rp
Who here watching Empire of the Seas on BBC Four?
>spanish armada
>arselel
Like if you think Arsenal will finish above title challengers Bottleham Bottlespurs
Ramboooo
Arsenal goal webum.
suck my dick
based
All you're consuming is sugar
Eat some fucking meat
Hoping for an Arsenal win so Utd are less likely to throw the game vs City
why is that dog so big?
>The virgin Linguine
>The CHADliatelli
I wonder what celebrity is going to die now.
Hate Poocastle anti football
RambOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Based Ramsey
RIP Joe Rogan
haha imagine letting your best player go on a free haha imagine
>shitrakis
Eat nutritious real food like Eggs, Meat, Organs, Fish and Dairy instead of Artificial foods with low nutrient
The linguine had a whole packet of bacon in the sauce. The pasties are chicken and ham flavour
I can't believe we're letting Ramsey go, absolutely retarded from the club
Is Mick Jagger going to die tomorrow? He's been ill recently
Silly spics should have known better than to have gone toe to toe with the greatest seafaring nation on God's earth.
Another nutmeg finish. Love it.
got to pass there Rondon man
Weed overdose?
welp, no more value in watching this game
where is he going?
That only applies in random experiments you dolts, not analyzed sports.
Bad DMT trip
united are definitely losing that game. they'd rather play europa and see city win the quadruple than see liverpool win the title
word coming out he went for a meeting with the machine elves and stayed there.
^^^dumb cunts
He wanted £350k a week. Nowhere near worth it to Arsenal, no one is unless it's Messi
What happened to our favorite degenerate kike?
>rondon
I'd sub him off for not squaring it - free goal missed
>You will never be that dog🙁
haha would be fucking funny if the queen dies tomorrow haha
Nigsy Hustler
Jj on 400k/week
United fans were supporting spurs against Liverpool even though they’re fighting for top 4, truly are scummy bitter cunts, hope we win the league and united don’t get top 4
piss off
Newcastle will make a comeback?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
still going to keikaku
and bring on whom? He's Newcastle's best chance of scoring
hazy
More fiber and protein, fewer carbs. Consider trying psyllium husk. You might also not be drinking enough water.
they give 300k to Mesut "the fortnite smasher" Ozil instead
Well the show says the Spanish were the dominant force of the world, and i've never read much about that time beyond Blackadder. English have always been pirates i guess
Great assist by Yedlin
who else watches just to see arsenal fail again?
Hazy
the best way i can try and explain my point is by looking at the odds they offer you for coin tosses or something where it is LITERALLY 50/50. i'm not talking about "uhh this game is 50/50" i'm talking about a literal cointoss that bet365 can let you bet on
i.e. pregame bet of who will win the cointoss in a cricket game.
the fact that the odds are 1.83-ish tells you they've got an 8% margin on a 50/50 bet. that's staring us in the face.
it's more subtle when they calculate odds for sports results and the like, but god damn they definitely have an edge baked into the cake. i'm about £30k down in sports betting in total but just can't stop
i'm on arsenal -1.25 for this game
Why is Ramsey leaving for free if he’s Arsenal’s most important player?
>Rule BRITANNIA, Britannia RULES the WAVES
What more proof do you need?
there was nothing he could do
It's not piracy when we do it desu
Hazy
He needs shipped out too
>arsecucks
haha imagine not giving him that money because you already gave another, worse player that kind of money, haha imagine
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Mate, gambler's fallacy is literally only applicable to random shit, not to stuff like sports where you can analyse and shit. And guess what, I bet you learned in 8th grade that a coin toss is 50/50, right? Well it literally isn't. It's 49/51 with 51 being the face of the coin facing upwards when you flip it. Welcome to maths, bitch. Fallacies literally appear everywhere, there's over 300 (THREE HUNDRED) fallacies.
One like = one respect
banter club
For sure the fans do, but i doubt the players or sharholders care. But they can afford to lose given the state of Chelsea and Spurs anyway
>the greatest seafaring nation on God's earth
how many aircraft carriers do you have?
At the time of the Spanish Armada, yes, they were. Britain didn't become a power until the late 18th century.
fug
Fibre is indigestible, you literally just shit it out and only water you should drink is spring water, tap water/filtered water leeches minerals from you because your body can’t absorb it so uses own minerals for absorption
Rolled 92 (1d100)
number is when the equaliser goal happen
why do these cunts in arsenal try so many close-range flick combinations to break the last line of defense
just fucking use a proper winger or an attacking mid to fucking stretch the newcastle defensive line and whip in near far post crosses like City does CAM ON this is getting dreadful to watch
dubs and above average fortune - Arsecucks lose
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Not used to seeing >us passing the ball so fast tqbh
>a coin toss is 50/50, right? Well it literally isn't. It's 49/51 with 51 being the face of the coin facing upwards when you flip it. Welcome to maths, bitch.
I don't know the name of this fallacy, but if there isn't one already maybe "retard fallacy" is suitable.
>92
>ends in 96
based
Will Ramsey score again?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>guess what, I bet you learned in 8th grade that a coin toss is 50/50, right? Well it literally isn't. It's 49/51 with 51 being the face of the coin facing upwards when you flip it. Welcome to maths, bitch.
Will Arsenal finish in the top 4
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
ping-ponging the ball quickly back and forth or sideways without having a third runner to receive the ball to break the opposing line is fucking useless
its genuinely frustrating to see how many channels are open for arsenal to send a player through the newcastle press into space to get the ball to attackers but it never happens because arsenal are poop
I never said it was a fallacy, I'm saying that you going 'hur dur 8th gradde ecks dee' is retarded because you learn incorrect stuff in 8th grade. Again, a coin toss is not 50/50.
1. If the coin is tossed and caught, it has about a 51% chance of landing on the same face it was launched. (If it starts out as heads, there's a 51% chance it will end as heads).
2. If the coin is spun, rather than tossed, it can have a much-larger-than-50% chance of ending with the heavier side down. Spun coins can exhibit "huge bias" (some spun coins will fall tails-up 80% of the time).
3. If the coin is tossed and allowed to clatter to the floor, this probably adds randomness.
4. If the coin is tossed and allowed to clatter to the floor where it spins, as will sometimes happen, the above spinning bias probably comes into play.
5. A coin will land on its edge around 1 in 6000 throws, creating a flipistic singularity.
6. The same initial coin-flipping conditions produce the same coin flip result. That is, there's a certain amount of determinism to the coin flip.
7.A more robust coin toss (more revolutions) decreases the bias.
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There. Literally written by Stanford academics. You're arguing with smart people.
fucking yedlin gives me an aneurysm every fucking week I swear to god
HE'S SO FUCKING SHIT WHAT DOES HE CONTRIBUTE
Did Ramshit curse the Jagger?
>maths
>s
>It's 49/51 with 51 being the face of the coin facing upwards when you flip it
No it's not.
In an effort to get my class to become interested in maths, my teacher once demonstrated that 2*2=5 in like 3rd grade or something, but that's not actually true. It's just a mathematical trick, an illusion.
>Fibre is indigestible
And? We're talking about hunger here. It being indigestible doesn't mean it doesn't affect satiety.
How are you doing this?
>Math(ematic)S
>M(utt)S
yep, your much better off just thinking of a number instead of flipping a coin
your brain is way more complicated than a fucking coin
Holy shit Ritchie
please show some respect, he is the best in the "pacey mulatto manlet fullback" position we have, all other fullbacks we have are kids or slow whi*tebois
>why yes I do study mathematic
Damn Arsenal looking silky as fuck
we invented the bloody language we decide
prefer him to clarke, dummett and manquillo
Noice
Emery might just be the slimiest manager in football.🙁
what the actual fuck?
Do you watch him week in week out? He lacks every fundamental skill. Can't cross, can't shoot, can't defend intelligently, can barely control the ball.
wow.
terribly offside
This is just a bunch of retarded mathematicians who are pressed to release a certain amount of papers a year in order not to lose funding. You have no idea what kind of retarded shit you can find in scientific paper databases.
Muhammad you did not invent english
Click "Like!" for a Ramsey hattrick. "Upvote!" for a Mustafi career-ending injury
Toon
correct
Genuinely think I would enjoy having sex with her.
She ugly as shit
To be fair, this game looks like it will end 1-0.
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Newcastle 2-1
Dummett is so, so much better m8
Manquillo is irredeemable shite but yedlin is on another level
Look at this retarded cunt basing football games on maths. If this was true, we could all bet on the team with the lower odds and go home rich.
you did it
I really really like women
Should I bet on over 2.5 goals for this match, lads?
>arse-anal
Disagree. I would destroy her. Honestly got a semi watching that webm. Something about her.
It doesn’t though, it’s nutrients your craving, fibre will only bloat you out and make you shit
Had my first neck on with a lass for nearly two years this Saturday
horny as fuck now, wish I hadn't done it
No, Rafa likes to play for a 1-0 loss against the big boys
source?
What the fuck is a neck on? Is this some form of animalistic mating ritual?
This one's scary
Look at her younger, yeast infection
Damn straight up bit its fucking head off
i had the same question but wasnt sure if its some dumb british thing
It's where you kiss a woman you loser
>muh youth vernacular
Andy Cole is such a weird looking guy
How do i watch webms on an iphone lads
Happy for you mate. Sounds like we have similarly spaced sporadic sexual experiences. We'd get on.
tell us the story lad
Embarrassing, how old are you?
Google drive. You have to download them/save them to drive. Then the video has to process before you can view it.
Did you at least try to feel her boobs or finger her? If not, you are a certified loser.
Hell yeah, user got to first base!
standard club drunkenness
bonus was someone I work with knew her so I gained some kudos from the normie lads
Source? She’s perfect
lol I thought it meant head, who gives a fuck about snogging some slag desu i find swapping spit unequivocally disgusting unless im inside the girl
Must be a Souf term, dont think ive heard it
are you 12
Popularised in geordie shore so wrong again dickhead
I haven't seen my gf who always drives 2 hours to see me in a month because i would rather spend my weekends playing fifa 19 pro clubs.
>she
oh you
>Americans have to carry around boxes of oxygen
Grim
newcastle better bring this shit back
stop being a nonce
>british don't have ac or garbage disposals
grim
I'm fully aware of how overrounds work my friend.
Gamblers fallacy, as far as I know, refers to an inanimate object holding memory. In this instance, Arsenal v Newcastle at the Emirates, we are not betting on inanimate objects rather a bunch of human beings affected by variables such as atmosphere and targets.
In this specific instance, the bookmakers* priced the over/under market with (in my opinion) too much credence on the gulf in class without respecting the nuances in play here tonight such as Newcastle's cageiness and Arsenal's generally being boring at home. The odds I took were not an accurate reflection of the situation hence it being a value bet. Even in the current situation, unders is trading on the exchanges at roughly evens (2.0) so my 7/5 (2.4) still represents value.
*There are no bookmakers these days, just accountants who price accordingly against the exchanges.
hei, jeg laerer norsk. er football stor i norge?
dumb as dogshit Danish rapebabies
OK guys, who dies in the next 24h?
First black people I've ever seen in a Newcastle away crowd
Must be arsenal lads
Since when did newcastle have black people
the queen
can only hope
NEW
Like this port or your mom will get gangbanged by a bunch of black dudes
i can boil water without a microwave though
Shit... In a tripple-double...
Arsenal fans snuck into the away end probably
but why would you want to?
Fotball er utvilsomt stort. Er nok bare langrenn og skiskyting som kommer i nærheten.
To make tea you melt
Anyone who is actually watching this game. On a scale of 1-10 how likely is a Newcastle goal?
Ozil never shoot
Piss off
yea thats what i was thinking lol
using a microwave is faster and takes less time
Rolled 18 (1d100)
Rolled 5 (1d100)
100
no it's weird m8 get a kettle
But you scorch your fingers trying to take your piping hot mug out
What about the radiation tho?
>EPLEL refereeing
Absolutely disgusting. That wasn't a yellow for Monreal and Ozil was fouled
when the mug is cool enough to touch, the tea is cool enough to drink
wear sun screen
the electric ones are also nice for ramen and that type of thing desu
lads, im going to skip my lecture tomorrow
110v kettle, shudders
no era
I bet on Mick Jagger
It's more effective when done right i.e with correct disguise and timing - see messi. But PL players are usually just robots that spam it until luck makes one work
based ruining his own future user💯
oo takk takk, er det gode football spillere i norge?
t. Dark Ages
kaka?
Bawitdaba Aubemeyang diggy diggy, diggy
said the boogie, said up jump the boogie
My name is kid
Kid rock!
that's grass you idiot
wow rip i completely forgot about this game
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Will Liverpool win the premier league?
>Kenedy on
Well played Arsenal, congrats
Do Newcastle even know they're losing? I haven't seen a single attack from them in 60 minutes
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Your fortune: Average Luck
tfw no gf
I'mma come clean, I'm starting to feel optimistic about the end of the season, Memery the mad man may actually get us back in the top 4
>misspelling email
absolute state of this site
heads they win
tails they slipCoin Flip: Tails
see Rafa is quite happy with a narrow defeat, he does this all the time
Newcastle will equalise.
#fortune
based
watch some anime instead swede lad
Norge har noen greie spillere, men generelt sett så er vi ikke så veldig gode.🙁
>#fortune
wut, ashirogi muto?
#fortune
Heads Arsenal Clean Sheet
Tails Newcastle ScoreCoin Flip: Tails
>Yedlin
Chelsea (the fans) and Spurs are doing their best to fuck themselves over so maybe.
>yedlin
cam on arsenal
score sam fackin goals
NANI?
YEDLIN EVERY TIME JUST FUCKING END YOUR CAREER YOU YANK FUCK
>americans
based arse cucking yanited out of a CL spot
Laca bloodclart zette
COME ON
top kek. gg newcastle
LACASSETTE
:]
we are going to win a champions league spot ourselves by winning the whole dam tournament
>DeAndre
LIKE!
pls do both
ah, det suger
US er verre sannsynligvis lol
Arsenal second goal webum.
was this part of newcastle's plan?
Lakabama proving that friendship always wins!
>mfw just lurking and distributing likes for all anons
>wishing it will make them feel better
yes❤️
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The amount of refball in this game is insane. Refs need to be punished for such awful decisions.
👌
great goal
This fucking ref...
>yedlin making zero effort to even get involved with the play
lies you're just doing it to up your own score
>these fucking casual commentators slating Dubravka
That wolves goal was a disgrace
Newcastle really were dogshit dire tonight.
how to check perks with 4chanX ?
That auba+laca duo is so good
fucking gay dance but nice skills
is that a man or a woman jeez
👌
me on the right
Well done lad
Good job
I'm Canadian and not interested in the Premier league at all. That's a good thing right?