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>WDC Standings V. Bottas 44 L. Hamilton 43 M. Verstappen 27 C. Leclerc 26 S. Vettel 22
>WCC Standings Mercedes 87 Ferrari 48 Red Bull 31 Alfa Romeo 10 Haas 8 McLel 8
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 158 (160 entries)
>Hund status: Eine Halbe Sekunde unter ze Rot Automobil
>News: Buttass had a plastic bag stuck in the front wing Vettel says he didn't spin because of heatenings Verstappen says the car is shit and handles bad Magnussen says Haas race pace was "hopeless" Zandvoort didn't get a contract for Netherlands GP, Assen will try again
To think, if Raikkonen was still in the other Ferrari and Hamilton passed Vettel for the win rather than second, we'd have to hear about the Merc being a "rocketship" and "incidente :DD" memes when really Vettel is just shit
Logan Myers
1 like = 1 hamilton engine failure
Easton Ramirez
>Ricci switched to this shitshow to dodge Honda-uncertainty Will he go full bogan this year or next?
there are still some Australians, the thick ones are gone though which is actually good
Ethan Jackson
why did they even have 3 Es in the first place?
Tyler Brown
he can throw Jos under the bus and use the abusive father sob story if he needs one
Benjamin Perry
the Sbastian L crew collapsed under a bridge
Thomas Moore
Y I K E S I K E S
Tyler Miller
it was all a pr stunt orchestrated by seb and ferrari to make a kawaii video clip for jap media
Isaac Perez
wait, that doesnt make sense
Bentley Ramirez
L
Nathan Campbell
I'm really close to dropping Seb, lads. I mean it's been obvious for some years now that he's not on Hamilton's level when it counts, but at least he was down to earth and likeable.
But if he keeps shitting the bed PLUS fucking things up for LeCute I want him hime gone sooner than later.
ok you finngoloid let the old thread fucking die before you make a new one. you dont have to make one at exactly 500 replies every fucking time. youre cutting off a lot of conversations when you make a new one before the old one is dead. get some fuckin sources for your news to how do i know your telling the truth about anything
This. The poor boy drive a dominant car with 10+ secs lead and only finished 3rd on his second race in a top team, good thing he won Driver of the day though :)
Well lads, Bahrain was my first F1 race after years of rally and endurance.
How representative was it of F1 generally?
Cooper Garcia
>129 lmao fuck off pointlet
Tyler Bell
>working >Searching for a picture on my phone >First picture is a wide GIMI >I start laughing >Boss asks what's so funny >Show him the picture >He starts laughing Why it's so funny.
Until the spinless Flems are willing to reclaim the Koningshoeven Abbey from their dutch protestant overlords, and that American "Trappist Abbey" from the ZOG Baptist overlords. The rest of the Trappist Ales might as well be some sort of Dutch American mutt beer.
Check your trash bin folder? You're not a phoneposter, are you?
Kayden Lee
what would he do differently? nobody would put that car above 19th in qualifying. i followed lance and sergey's progress last year. sergey was marginally ahead in qualifying, in terms of the gap to lance (just like ocon was with perez). his monaco lap was excellent. however, relative to lance, his race pace and starts were lacking.
Jacob Powell
Hello Sami
Camden Morales
no i deleted it sometime offseason or even before that it must have been somewhere other than my /f1/ folder
Grayson Evans
It's more gay to not want to fuck LeClerc honestly
Jacob Edwards
>Doesn't shift+del >Doesn't live his life on the edge
Dylan Howard
>Is allowed to suck off a dog in public How can Leclerc fags even compete?
>Leclerc told his race engineer “I’m quicker, guys” as he approached turn four after closing on his team mate at the start of lap five. The radio message was played on the world television feed, but the subsequent reply from his team was not. Approaching turn 10, Leclerc was told “stay there for two laps, stay there for two laps”. However on the next lap Leclerc overtook Vettel around the outside of turn one.
Logan Perry
there are some articles out there saying they told him to stay behind for 2 laps after he said he was quicker but he made the pass anyway
Lincoln Peterson
...
Andrew Young
hes been mentally destroyed since last year lol
Luis Watson
>F1? Seems pretty fucking gay, bro. There aren't even any American drivers. How do you even respond? The virgin driver will always live in the shadow of the chad fighter pilot.
Fatjohn was ripping bong with the pit crew, when Marion came to pick him up for dinner, she asked him what the fuck he's doing with his life and he broke down like a pansy.
Michael comes back and burns some record times into the asphalt in China. Everybody is happy and world hunger gets solved. 14th of April is a new world holiday.
because this is a counter culture website and the prevailing narrative i that he was the greatest ever because he dieded. if you tried to say any different irl you would be lynched. not saying he doesnt deserve that title, just really sick of hearing it. also schumi was faster🦖
Isaiah Reyes
wtf is goin on i hate april fools
Jaxon Carter
+1 upvote
Jace Richardson
good
Elijah Stewart
⚾
Colton Rogers
Eric's son scored less points in 21 races than gimi has scored in two races lmao
Nathan Nguyen
I like F1
Jaxson Mitchell
upvoted friend
Caleb Morgan
Coin Flip: Tails
Carson Davis
unlove💔
Justin Collins
tails: Shanghai is a nice relaxing race heads: Shanghai is heatenings inducingCoin Flip: Tails
Julian Bell
are Verstappen and Hulk BFs?
Dominic Watson
that was for you
Carson Flores
Lads... is it over for Vettee? He is /our guy/ and I don't want to see him disappear into the ether after getting btfo by Lelerc.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Bentley Wilson
Don't worry, Ferrari loves Vettee and if is he really dumped he can go to RB and btfo the frog
Jaxon Garcia
Rolled 94 (1d100)
chance of Fatlel divebomb into T1 in shanghai that takes both Mercs out
Parker Roberts
not even the best driver of his country
David Taylor
It’s been over for kraut since 2017
Parker Parker
hopefully. fuck him and fuck german peoplr
Jackson Cooper
>Fatlel
That doesn't even make sense.
Samuel Gray
>BDMick on a Ferrari >Alonso on a MCL Is this 2021?
As I predicted he has to get used to the inferior braking of the Renault compared to the Newey meme braking.
Brandon Reyes
This is the new normal :DDDD
Adrian Perry
What do you mean, "back to normal"? Welcome to new and improved 4channel, user. Enjoy your stay.
Thomas Myers
>2 years ago, Mick enters on F1 on a ferrari's seat, with a 2 times WDC Leclerc, and he's ready to race in Australian GP >Suddenly we see MSC on paddock, he's ok to see his son's debut. I would cry for this
Samuel Taylor
put that into google translate again
Adrian Gray
Sori my inglés so baddo, I don't speak BIGOT
Andrew Anderson
Do you want it in Arabic?🐷
Lincoln Perry
>F1 debut in a Ferrari >a walking talking potato I don't know which is morw unlikely.
I'll be honest with you, it's not because of their age. It's because they're mostly shit. gimi's a shit too, whereas Gio's is not too bad. Helmets generally in this era aren't great though because they're plastered with sponsors anyway. Vettee's is probably my favourite.
Andrew Moore
Looks like we're slowly getting out of that graffiti "artist" puke era of helmet design. Seeing even some simple recognizable patterns there.
Jayden Brown
>last in the best car on the grid YIKES
Henry Moore
notice how everyone with their national flag on is shitting the bed
Xavier Fisher
>bro, leclerc would be totally dead if he was hit in the helmet by alonso's endplate as fia concluded in their report, these things are so rigi....
>wiped sweat off my head because he didn't get a puncture >car breaks down instead
Kevin Murphy
My autism won't let me settle so here goes >Lecute awful shit, looks like some 90 year olds helmet who is so tired of life he'd rather kill himself than desing a helmet >Norris Good, very interesting but sponsors ruin it a lot. >Russel Plain, simple, good colors, but nothing special. >Lewlew Very good, great colors, thought through desing with none of the zoomer bullshit. Monster logo needs to go. >Sainz Burn with fire, he even managed to make blue and orange look like shit together and that takes effort. >Ricci I see what he is trying to do but he isn't nailing it, mostly due to colors being wrong, a for effort. >Stroll $troll >Kubica See Russel >Perez Bunch of random shit, very bad. >Gimi Great colors but desing is lacking a bit. Decent/10 >AMX Zoomer trash >Cuckass OK WE GOT IT YOU HOLD LINK >Hulk Hulk. >Gasly Corporate helmet, no desing involved, NPC as it is. >Nazzi Nazi and unlike vettlel its a good thing. One of the best helmets. >Grosjean Back to the future vibes in a bad way. >Magnussen Discount Gimi. >Blyat Simple, colors look great, everything matches, lines flow is pretty much perfect, probably best helmet despite being simple. >Albon It just feels wrong for some reason, I don't really know why, just doesn't fits together. >Vettlel MUH COUNTRY FLAG HERITAGE HELMET JUST LOOK AT HOW OLD AM I AND RESPECT ME Fucking awful.
What country we would need to travel for this? >Plz not Australia
Gavin Flores
Still 1bong and 5 bings to get rid of this Like and perk meme
Lucas Bailey
Jersey desu.
Jose Evans
welp
Juan Turner
tfw no michael next to corina ;_;
Kevin Martinez
After dust has settled.
FIA did screw Max and was Ferrari defense force. That turn should have just been a corner yellow not SC to the end .
Cameron Richardson
Is Ricciardo's the worst helmet on the grid? Can we at least all agree on that?
Caleb Moore
No, it actually tried to be something different. Better by default than some NPC tier shit.
Isaiah Robinson
who is leclerc's manager?
William Cooper
But it looks like it was drawn by a spastic four year old who then ate the crayons and threw up on the design.
Hudson Morgan
nicolas todt.
Carter Garcia
This is some gay shit. Why would anyone give a fuck about some hollywood cocksucker when you are there for the race
Aiden Morris
I really dislike Ham's one cuz It's just not Gold or Yellow style, like 2017's season. >Bussiness idea: Title contender must to put some laurel shit on his car/helmet
David Perez
Damn so Leclerc even bypasses FIAMG Ferrari knows what they are doing with Leclerc
Wyatt Diaz
no
Jaxson Mitchell
The important question now:
Is it LCWL or LWL?
Kevin Cox
wtf is onsen?♨️
Benjamin Hill
It is one of many places where strange censorship happens for no discernible reason.
Liam Lee
oh yes, indeed, how could i forgot. but this name sounds oddly familiar, isn't there another todt involved in motorsport?
Thomas Jenkins
his dad jean is the fia president.
Jordan Reyes
>Not knowing one of the guys behind FERRARIWINSLOL/SCHUMIWINSLOL
man, that's awesome. so charles leclerc, managed by nicolas todt, who is a son of jean todt, fia president, was about to lose his first ever podium in a race he dominated. but then suddenly both renault cars suffered technical problems and were off the circuit in quite safe positions. now, race director could continue the race for the last 2 laps leaving both retired cars as they were under double yellow flags, which would cost leclerc a podium. he could also trigger vsc, slowing cars down and potentially resuming the race on the last lap, which again would mean first ever podium for leclerc is gone. instead he sent out safety car neutralising the race until the end and guaranteed leclerc's 3rd place. now. who's the race director? oh, there's no one permamently in that role, since charlie whiting died before first grand prix. damn, such role gives a lot of influence, power and is quite profitable, i'd assume, right? and who hires race director? isn't it fia under jean todt leadership? who is a father to nicolas todt. who is a manager of charles leclerc. who was about to lose hist first ever podium. which was saved by a call made by a temporary race director. which role will be soon fullfilled and approved by fia under jean todt leadership.
Looks surprising like this years cars to be honest
Camden Lee
Yeah, it doesn’t matter if 2021 cars are mostly Ground Effects, if they aren’t lighter it won’t help much, should bring back refuelling and simplify the Hybrid system.
John Foster
Believe it or not even performance autists like Newey actually want to keep the flesh inside the car alive.
Dylan Nelson
Remember that isn't a normal 919.
Joshua Lewis
LONGER
Angel Wright
Goes to show the other drivers really are just weightbabbies
Connor Perry
Alonso was lucky in 2005-6, Vettel throughout 2010-13. Most WDCs are. You need to be in tje right car at the right time.
Dylan Cooper
>Alonso was lucky in 2005-6 imagine being this dunce he destroyed Fisichella and didn't even have the quickest car in one of those years
Isaiah Morris
He is Ralf-tier AT BEST
Jaxson Miller
Unironically refueling, for smaller tanks.
Jordan Lopez
Honda car was cute I really wanted to see all 2008 teams wearing this hybrid spec
I'm going to eat shrooms, look at a poster with the evolution from 1950 f1 cars to now and discover the next radical design step in F1 car design. I will sell this breakthrough design to Williams for €20 and a regular tribute of €2000 per month and access to every F1 race/paddock
Ayden Phillips
>tfw had to write a reference for the girl in the office
I've written WAG fanfics less sappy than that reference.
>chemist warehouse heh, never noticed that. was that an aus GP only deal?
John Watson
Rolled 5 (1d6)
car length in metresthe in 2021
Jack Price
wew
Isaiah Cruz
To be fair, your WAG fanfics invariably revolve around degradation, not "sap". Pervert.
Levi Butler
>Didn't even had the fastest car Active Suspension (for the early stages) and Michelin tyres would like to have a word with you Gimi was really fast but Merc's reliability was it's fatal flaw
Angel Moore
BASED Keke Rosberg didn't.
Joshua Jackson
Shorter drivers.
Zachary Flores
The Mana ones are more sappy
Angel Ward
absolute unfiltered cringe AND you got no replies, what does that tell you?
Next time you get the urge to upchuck your autistic drivel online write it in your feelings journal and keep it offline. Yikes.
Eli Torres
2005, alonso won because the MP4/20 was a beast but unreliable, he still drove really well 2006, he won because michael drove like shit despite having a significantly better car
Andrew Allen
that's unkind, mate.
Joshua Gutierrez
i believe so.
Evan Hughes
>MP4/20 was a beast but unreliable Is this year's ferrari, I dare to say, the new MP4/20?
Nolan Perry
kek, not one day in an F1 car and Mick is already experiencing an anti-circlejerk online against him
