Yea Forums btfo
Yea Forums btfo
indeed
god never won a champions league
no, reddit btfo
Yea Forums has always seen right through the marketing and steroid product that is messhit
Messi wants his plant back!
glad my dad was a lapsed catholic so i was able to be brought up methodist
Bet that faggot god has never scored 5 goals in 1 CL match
ftp
Your fortune: Good Luck
this antichrist pope knows shit
EVERY goal belongs to G-d :)
TSUUUUUUUUUU
Shouldn’t this nonce be doing pope business instead of acting like a customer
God confirmed for goat
Bit cringe not to be Anglican desu
Then who has the god-foot?
Darth Benedictus is my Pope, this argie is a fraud. Has he disowned the Maradonian Church, for example?
Yeah nice try, how many titles does God have, thats right.
Is Messe really the GOAT?
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Pff check your inbox, user. Must be your janitorial acceptance form
GOD-TIER LUCK get
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>April fool's day
So, Messi really is God
DRAW HEART get
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He’s right though, What kind of god chokes 3 finals in a row. Messi is the human embodiment of slipperpool
Either way you both need hanging, what's you mum? Inb4 a fat smelly cunted slag.
damn, im toast
Götze was Godze all along.
>his parents sent him to a priest to get diddled on
Shut up cunt💢
Football>Catholicism
the only people that dickride messi are manlets that project themselves onto him, my theory at least.
this is a TSU-man board, always has been and always will be