There are Germans playing in the NHL, MLB, NBA, NFL, and AFL

>there are Germans playing in the NHL, MLB, NBA, NFL, and AFL

Why are Germans so elite they can play in top level of sports they don't care about?

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Actual reason is that there are alot of exchange high school programs between americans and German

I don't know any except Nowitzki

Germans are forced to love America from an early age.

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We would already have the deca in football world cups if we really cared

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We are the true and only master race

What's the difference between an American and a bucket of shit?

The bucket.

Funny you say that considering the huge anti-American agenda in Germany.

MLB
Max Kepler
Aaron Altherr

NFL
Moritz Böhringer
Kasim Edebali
Jerome Felton
Brandon Gibson
Mike Jenkins
Mark Nzeocha

NHL
Leon Draisaitl
Tobias Rieder
Tom Kühnhackl
Dominik Kahun
Korbinian Holzer
Thomas Greiss
Philipp Grubhaur

NBA
Dirk Nowitzki
Uwe Blab
Isaac Bonga
Shawn Bradley
Frido Frey
Elias Harris
Isaiah Hartenstein
Charlie Hoefer
Chris Kaman
Maxi Kleber
Tim Ohlbrecht
Tibor Pleiß
Detlef Schrempf
Dennis Schröder
Daniel Theis
Moritz Wagner
Christian Welp
Paul Zipser

military bases

test

What did he mean by this?

Trying to exchange old Kalauer for Likes

Germans are very rude

90% of these sound like foreigners or the bastards of US soldiers

even the ones that don't, like Schröder, are niggers

itt: sour krauts xD

Edit: OMG! Thanks for all the updootes Reddit :)

>Germans hate Americans so much they cant take a compliment

Grim. I'll be giving my tourism bucks to Spain

There are people who go to Germany for their vacation?

Don't worry, we do the same so you'll be seeing a lot more of us in the future.

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Berlin and Hamburg for getting drunk, Bayern for sites

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I imagine the post war occupation and large number of American military bases will play a big role

theres like 90 million of them lmao
there better be at least one elite for all major sports

Yet there are no Hues or Bongs in American sports

Literally have two codes of handegg and cricket. All of these would dominate handegg/baseball

two codes of rugby I mean.

Also check out mah dinosaur

Germans are fucking dicks

I'm willing to leak our secret training routies, but only if you like this post

does she dating/romance happening there? between german girls and american guys

>Bayern for sites
which

Germans are bros

It's the autism we receive with our citizenship.

this, German media is obsessed with burgerland
cringe

come to kiel (but not in winter when it's depressing) i'll show you the best coast in all of the baltic sea.

90% of modern germans have American and Russian DNA in them after WW2

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just found out I'm 6% Finnish the other day. i feel like I should be acting much more autistic

>you know I had to do it to em

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what a funky salute

>best coast in all of the baltic sea

Gib German Baseball Player

Germans are unironically ubermensh. When they set themselves a goal they will accomplish it no matter how difficult it is for everyone else.
Their ego is their worst enemy.