>there are Germans playing in the NHL, MLB, NBA, NFL, and AFL
Why are Germans so elite they can play in top level of sports they don't care about?
>there are Germans playing in the NHL, MLB, NBA, NFL, and AFL
Why are Germans so elite they can play in top level of sports they don't care about?
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Actual reason is that there are alot of exchange high school programs between americans and German
I don't know any except Nowitzki
Germans are forced to love America from an early age.
We would already have the deca in football world cups if we really cared
Based
We are the true and only master race
What's the difference between an American and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
Funny you say that considering the huge anti-American agenda in Germany.
MLB
Max Kepler
Aaron Altherr
NFL
Moritz Böhringer
Kasim Edebali
Jerome Felton
Brandon Gibson
Mike Jenkins
Mark Nzeocha
NHL
Leon Draisaitl
Tobias Rieder
Tom Kühnhackl
Dominik Kahun
Korbinian Holzer
Thomas Greiss
Philipp Grubhaur
NBA
Dirk Nowitzki
Uwe Blab
Isaac Bonga
Shawn Bradley
Frido Frey
Elias Harris
Isaiah Hartenstein
Charlie Hoefer
Chris Kaman
Maxi Kleber
Tim Ohlbrecht
Tibor Pleiß
Detlef Schrempf
Dennis Schröder
Daniel Theis
Moritz Wagner
Christian Welp
Paul Zipser
military bases
test
What did he mean by this?
Trying to exchange old Kalauer for Likes
Germans are very rude
90% of these sound like foreigners or the bastards of US soldiers
even the ones that don't, like Schröder, are niggers
itt: sour krauts xD
Edit: OMG! Thanks for all the updootes Reddit :)
>Germans hate Americans so much they cant take a compliment
Grim. I'll be giving my tourism bucks to Spain
There are people who go to Germany for their vacation?
Don't worry, we do the same so you'll be seeing a lot more of us in the future.
Berlin and Hamburg for getting drunk, Bayern for sites
based
I imagine the post war occupation and large number of American military bases will play a big role
theres like 90 million of them lmao
there better be at least one elite for all major sports
Yet there are no Hues or Bongs in American sports
Literally have two codes of handegg and cricket. All of these would dominate handegg/baseball
two codes of rugby I mean.
Also check out mah dinosaur
Germans are fucking dicks
I'm willing to leak our secret training routies, but only if you like this post
does she dating/romance happening there? between german girls and american guys
>Bayern for sites
which
Germans are bros
It's the autism we receive with our citizenship.
this, German media is obsessed with burgerland
cringe
come to kiel (but not in winter when it's depressing) i'll show you the best coast in all of the baltic sea.
90% of modern germans have American and Russian DNA in them after WW2
🦅
just found out I'm 6% Finnish the other day. i feel like I should be acting much more autistic
>you know I had to do it to em
what a funky salute
>best coast in all of the baltic sea
Gib German Baseball Player
Germans are unironically ubermensh. When they set themselves a goal they will accomplish it no matter how difficult it is for everyone else.
Their ego is their worst enemy.