/seriea/ - Can you fix Milan edition

MATCHDAY 29:
>Friday 29th of March
Chievo 0 - 3 Cagliari (16' Pisacane; 33' Joao Pedro; 43' Ionita)

>Saturday 30th of March
Udinese 2 - 0 Genoa (4' Okaka; 61' Mandragora)
Juventus 1 - 0 Empoli (72' Kean)
Sampdoria 1 - 0 Milan (1' Defrel)

>Sunday 31st of March
Parma 1 - 3 Atalanta (8' Gervinho; 24' Pasalic; 75',90+4' Zapata)
Frosinone 0 - 1 SPAL (13' Vicari)
Fiorentina 1 - 1 Torino (7' Simeone; 34' Baselli)
Roma 1 - 4 Napoli (2' Milik; 45+4' P Perotti; 49' Mertens; 54' Verdi; 81' Younes)
Bologna 2 - 1 Sassuolo (68' P Pulgar; 90+1' Boga; 90+6' Destro)
Inter 0 - 1 Lazio (12' Milinkovic-Savic)

MATCHDAY 30:
>Tuesday 2nd of April
19:00 Milan - Udinese
21:00 Cagliari - Juventus

>Wednesday 3rd of April
19:00 Empoli - Napoli
21:00 Roma - Fiorentina
21:00 Genoa - Inter
21:00 SPAL - Lazio
21:00 Frosinone - Parma
21:00 Torino - Sampdoria

>Thursday 4th of April
19:00 Sassuolo - Chievo
21:00 Atalanta - Bologna

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1st for
*ahem*
PORCO DIO
PORCA MADONNA
E TUTTI GLI ANGELI OGBONNA

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3rd for Riommanisti on suicide watch

>Reina
based

>fifth for napoli and juve OUT of europe

>65
what le fug
is this the abril fools like thing

The Chad CL-playing Italian vs. The Virgin EL-playing Germ*n

8th for Pallotta out

Nth for everyone except JJ on suicide watch

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>Can you fix Milan
'no'

1 like = 1 spit on olsen

Can /ourguy/ Clarence fix Milan?

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he was unironically trying to but got sabotaged by Montolivo Bonera and the gang

>2008
>pic related
>2018
best ten year challenge if you ask me

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Wtf guys my score just went down. I had 4

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this is the number of goals Milan will score vs Udinese with a new lineup

lel

Baggio or Romario?

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For me, it's Doberto Faggio

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for me it's Vieni

COSTACUSS

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This is the number of goals conceded

Put Caldara or Ale as libero and Musa and one of Ale/Caldara in front of the libero

Who cares if Musa is shorter than Zaputa he's been performing very well

>Romagnoli hate
Why?

RIP CL hopes🙁

My proposed line-up

Roma-Caldara-Musacchio
Conti-Baka-Kessie-Paqueta
Samu-Piatek-Hakan/Borini/whoever

You can't deny Abate is much better as a CB than that overrated bust

He's not /myguy/
Fuck him

>People still believe this
He sucked so bad. His entire playstyle revolved around Balotelli diving for PK's/FK's.

>3-4-3
>Pacman on the wing
For what reason?

Finally someone said it, hell even Calabria would be a better CB

Romagnoli is the best defender in the world.
Stop trolling.

It's a low-key 4-3-3 tbqh
But could also try

Ale-Caldara-Musa
Conti-Baka-Biglia-Kessie
Paqueta
Samu-Piatek

Stop trolling you fucktards.
Calabria would be better? This retarded midget got destroyed over and over vs Sampdoria.

De Ligt > van Dijk > Romagnoli

>romangoli is the best defender in the world
lmao
not even top 20

>Conti
>Samu up top
>exposing the wings

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Where was Romagnoli in pic related? Why didn't he stand closer to Donnarumma and mark him when he set up Defrel's goal? Mistake like these are unacceptable for a centerback that wears the Milan armband, simply unacceptable

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love me some milan and i love you, but you go too far. he's not the best defender in the world.

Samu is best at RW or SS. He can't play in the midfield. He is Milan's 2nd best offensive player after Piatek, the natural choice. Hakan and Suso can become fortnite streamers instead.

>set up defrel's goal
wat? bruh it was a simple pass back that dollaruma should have handled....there was no reason to mark anyone in that situation. If you mean that Roma should have opened up for Dollaruma after the pass was made to give him an outlet, then sure, I can agree to that. but that is neither here nor there.....mr dollar man should never have fucked that up regardless of Roma's positioning

Laugh all you want.

Our wings get exposed every game either way.
At least my formation means that with Kessie and Musa in the left side that side is secure.

That's a Donnarumma mistake.
You cannot be serious with this shit. Do you know how a defensive line even works?

Meanwhile Calabria got destroyed badly throughout the game and often wasn't even there leaving the left wing for Sampdoria completely open, especially in the 2nd half.

Who is better?
Sergio Ramos is a great player but his defending isn't his greatest point really.

Ale didn't need to open up since Donnarumma has 2 other passing options in that image in Musacchio and Calabria.

>Who is better?
Varane, Chiellini, Koulibaly, Umtiti, Godin, to name a few.

van dijk, milenkovic to name a few. there are a few more

agreed. just nitpicking if he truly wanted to see Roma open up as well.

>getting trolled this easily
jesus christ you guys

>Varane
No
>Chiellini
Boomer, maybe 3-4 years ago
>Koulibaly
Overrated
>Umtiti
Meh
>Godin
Another boomer

>Van Dijk
No. He just has more visibility right now because he's playing for Liverpool and in the CL but that doesn't mean he's actually better.
>Milenkovic
No

I know how a defensive line works you dumbo
That's why I'm telling you that with his long serving experience of continental football, Abate can handle pressure way better than a backpass babby like Alessio "I shit my pants whenever I see the opposing strikers sprinting towards me and putting pressure on me" Fraudagnoli, just because of this reason alone he deserves the starting spot as the main CB

Lmao was that banner for quagliarella?

yes, after it was revealed he left Napoli because of a stalker

So now we're gonna blame Romagnoli for Donnarumma's fault?
You realize that it's not just Romagnoli who passes the ball back to Donnarumma right? It's also Calabria and Musacchio as well as Rodriguez.

It's Gattuso's tactics that is the problem. If anything Romagnoli likes to play balls forward and has been doing this since he's been here but recently they play this bullshit "pass it to the keeper" meme game because Gattuso told them so.

I like Abate, he's a solid player but you're full of shit if you think he should play over our Captain and at CB at that.

Yes I'm from naples I was living here at the time but I remember I saw on Facebook after he went to juve people were saying things to his parents like "we know where ur son is out in naples tonight we will break his legs" haha savages

Dude he's just fuking with you are you retarded? He literally claimed Romagnoli shuld have been marking his own goalkeeper in the first poast how can you fall for such an easy bait?

Oh cmon don't spoil all the fun

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it's funnier to see him seethe for real happenings, watch this

Conti non called up for the game against Udinese due to muscle fatigue
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>Icardi vs Spalletti
>Conti vs Gattuso
Which is the biggest fight?

Based Albanian making ABMs seethe.

Even overrated Koulibaly is still a lot better than Romagnoli. Chiellini is currently the best CB in the world. Umtiti and Varane are current world champions. Godin leads the best defence in la liga (only 19 goals allowed, same as Juve in italy).
There are 0 arguments you could make for Romagnoli being better than them.

I don't like the idea of Gattuso leaving after this season because i don't trust Leonardo. He might bring a hack like Sarri which could end up being a disaster. Imagine piggy returning though, now that i think of it, it might be worth it just to laugh at piggy

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Seething Riommers vs Chad Laziali's

>i don't trust Leonardo.
why? he's been pretty good at trasnfers so far. Also Gattuso is barely a professional manager, almost anyone would do a better job imo.

based

>i don't trust Leonardo
cringe

The shortlist is allegedly

Giampaolo
S.Inzaghi
Laurent Blanc
Sarri
Gasperini

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Watch Milan, camera pans to Maldini suffering
Watch Roma, camera pans to Totti suffering
Watch Inter, camera pans to Zanetti suffering with a Chinaman next to him

>Del Favero
>Rugani
>Kastanos
>Nicolussi Caviglia
>Kean
>Mavididi

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Does TSU only play CL games now?

>he's been pretty good at trasnfers so far
Not really. In the summer he brought Laxalt, Samu, Caldara, Bakayoko and Higuain. 3 out of 5 turned out to be a disappointment. Then he wanted to bring Ibrahimovic or Pato and Fabregas i.e. aging former stars with ridiculously huge salaries. Whouldn't that be great? If it weren't for Gazidis, Milan would've never bought Piatek. Paqueta and Bakayoko are the only two good moves he was involved in so far, because Castillejo didn't have a chance to prove himself as a great asset so far.
Jesus, throw in Wonga and Nutella in there and you have the most depressing list of candidates you can possibly imagine. Except Gasperini i guess.

>Nicolussi Caviglia
For me, it's the Sud-Tyrolean
Frenkie de Jong

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1000% better than Seedorf, Pibbo, Brocchi, Gattuso, Montella. I was happy when I read that list.

I'm glad that you at least didn't mention Miha. He's actually a decent coach, just ended up at Milan at a bad time

For me, it's Matuidi assisting Mavididi

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he's injured

First of all you have to rememeber he had just 2 week in the summer to make deals wich is a very short time
>Laxalt
It was a way to get the money Genoa owed us for Lapdula back quickly, he had to find a quick replacemnt for Strinic who was diagnosed an heart desease and Laxalt had a good WC. It was a good deal, boguh to be a sub, is a sub and didn't do badly, he mighe have plaied more if Gattuso wasn't in love with RR, and was cheap.
>Samu
it was literally the only way to get money for Bacca from Villareal, we needed a winger for the bench and he's fine for that
>Bonucci- Caldara, Piggy deal
Milan needed a striker, Bonucci was hell bent on going back to Juve, we got what what considered one of the best talent in the rola in exchange, not his fault he got injuried twice. Piggy flopped but was the best alternative at the time, he fixed the situation afterward with Piatek saving money too.
>Baka
great value for money, it was even a loan in case he flopped, great deal.
>Whouldn't that be great? If it weren't for Gazidis, Milan would've never bought Piatek
this is just baseless journalists speculations, the facts are he bought Piatek for cheap and the same goes for Paqueta (who had many big teams after him, not easy to convince him to refuse Pep to play for Gattuso).

>he fixed the situation afterward with Piatek saving money too.

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>Paqueta (who had many big teams after him, not easy to convince him to refuse Pep to play for Gattuso)
he's brazilian, just say the worlds "milan" and "CL" and they'll sign the contract.

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Milan would have paid like 35m for Piggy plus the 9m contract, he instead spent those on Piatek who's erning 2m per year and scoring more

>more
yeah

He scored exactly the same ammount of goals in less than half of the games played, even if he doesn't score anymore till the end of the season he would have a better gola/game ratio.

>last Roma match of the season on a Saturday night on DAZN
Perfect way to end a shit season tbqh

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Ok, I've had it. Won't watch Milan anymore until this cunt Gattuso gets sacked.
Muscular fatigue in his left leg my ass, FUCK YOU CUNT SHITTUSO.

>hack like Sarri
btfo'ing milan and rome teams for 3 years with 'greats' like insigne and callejon is hack now? yeah ok kurgo

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>those seething bbilanisti
OH NO NO NO

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Yes actually, but with no Reina.
I see we've all forgotten Olympiakos this season.

when daddy berlusconi cant buy refs anymore

Laporte ahead of Romagnoli

juve merda

It wasn't a pen. He got the ball first. No one cares.

>He got the ball first
>ipmlying it matters
the ball was still there for Piatek play he hadn't been took down

>took dowm
lmao

based and calciopilled

the chad dane vs the virgin pole

>matuidi as a midfielder and forward
these tictocs are to smart for me

Nightime poll before the race for UCL starts again

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LA DEA ON A TOUR OF EUROPA

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For me, it's Inter Milan Lazio Atalanta and Roma

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Which Serie A team should I bandwagon?

Inter, /seriea/ is an Inter general after all

Obligatory guide

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cosmos lombardy are fun to follow for wacardi happenings but i wouldnt actually support them, use

everytime I see this I feel like Genoa should be connected to the "New starting 11 every season" cloud as well as Udinese and Sassuolo

Or 'do you like having your matches postponed' together with Samp

>we thought Sassuolo was going to have italian players but Squinzi tricked us
>we thought Parma was going to fight for relegation

goodnight, /seriea/

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she has a dick, right?

what te fuck is going on with her mouth

She’s a lizard

She's trying to be black

>Page 7

Dubs and Fiorentina will score another 7 goal

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>allegri.webm

Dubs and Roma end the season in 10th position

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Is it even possible to fix Roma at this point?

Now that Monchi is gone yeah
Unless they hire Mirabelli of course

inter

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>Roma
>Fixed

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Without Pallotta selling, which will probably the case (it depends a lot from how m5s does in the coming elections), the situation is pretty dire.
Rebuilding isn't done easily when you need to get rid of 70% of the squad and the last 20% are the only players with actual marketability.
Especially when the squad isn't the only thing that needs fixing but it has to start from the top.
Roma is way behind every other team in planning the next season and it's the club that needs more of it. A month after Monchi fucked off and we still have no idea who the next director, let alone the manager, is going to be because we don't even have any idea who is going to pick him. It's basically Baldini, who has Pallotta's ear despite the constant failings, vs Totti, Bruno Conti and some others, who have more support inside the club. Until that's solved Roma is completely still and you can tell from the fact that the only transfer rumor is a manlet striker from Argentina to replace dzeko

Throw 4-3-3 away and bring back the Christmas Tree.

>Juventus Torino
>4th of May
Oh that's going to go well. Genius scheduling lol

they'd need a total revolution in their squad, that midfield expecially is a mess, and they have like one good defender and one of the worst keeers in the league.

>tfw he's actually going to do it
i mean it's better but why doesn't he just play 3421? it puts every player in their best position

Yeah. And because it's unlikely they'll place in UCL and because debts need to be paid and because Pallotta sure as fuck isn't spending any money, they'll be selling the few good players they have.

>pic related
What the Inter ultra’s have to say, I get the gist of it, but maybe an Italianon could explain it better

Also Spalletti said Icardi is in the starting XI for the Genoa game, hattrick incoming lmao

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Happy Birthday Miral-
*tackles you*
*doesn't get booked*

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Number of points Milan will end the season with

yes. see below:

>According to Corriere dello Sport, Totti ‘demands’ a role such as technical director, having alluded to it before Roma’s 4-1 defeat to Napoli at the weekend.
>As for who will replace Claudio Ranieri, Il Corriere writes Totti would like long-time teammate De Rossi to take over the reins.
>

ICARDI GO AWAY
after and internal meeting all the groups of Curva Nord unanimously decided that the behaviour of the number 9 nerazzurro must not be tolerated anymore

The Nord thinks that Icardi proved he does not posses the right caracter not only to obtain the (captain) armband but also to build upon his figure a future to obtain an unified lockeroom (it's badly written in italian as well).

With this comunicate we invite the club Inter to take the necessary actions as soon as possible to drive him away from a group that doesn't seem willing to share with him the immidiate and future journey of the team, even risking a bad end of the season.

Obtaining a CL qualification without a project that puts at his center the concept of a group, of wich Icardi evidently can't be part of, only means building a future failure.

For us the "team" value comes before personalism (is this a word? well being selfish) and wanting to be protagonists in the media therefore the Nord thinks that Icardi is not part of Inter anymore and from now on will be treated as such.

AT GENOVA ALL UNITED TO BUILD FUTURE TOGETER AND BRING IN THE HEART THE ONLY THING THAT MATTER ... INTER!

tl; dr: Fuck Icardi

it might actually be enough if the others choke a bit

Why cant these retards bother to proofread their shit, how do they expect to be taken seriously when they cant even write properly in italian?

Spalletti is still a bigger problem than Icardi

Gran paraculata per venderlo senza scatenare una rivolta popolare ggwp Marotta

don't worry Totti is going to bring Gattuso next year and everything will be solved lmao

>implying De Rossi is so retarded that he would start his career as manager with the team he literally played with the year before
CdS is literally toilet paper tier since Zazzaroni became director.

Accurate but not really valid since half of the posts here are Albania rants

>literally tanking Icardi's price
brainlets

This but De Rossi father and De Rossi son vice

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Alberto De Rossi never had any intention of managing the first team. He turned down the chance more than once. It's why Stramaccioni had to leave to destroy is career at Inter.

unironically better than Giampaolo, though I'd like to see him try to pass Schick for a good player like he did for the past two years
>"y-you just don't get play him in the right position, he was great with me I swear!"

I had a dream last night about Higuain
I was interviewing him and asking him personal questions and trying to cheer him up

>unironically better than Giampaolo
you don't watch many Milan games if you unrinoically think Gattuso is better than Gianpaolo or anyone in Serie A aside some shitters like Tudor or Nicola

I really hope Giampaolo did not go to Roma since he can unironically unlock them.
Also with his new beard he reminds me of my father and i really don't want to start hating him.

Your fortune: Outlook good

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>imagine rating a third tier coach that will maybe get 8th place (his career record!) despite being carried by Quagliarella's penalties

It's exactly this kind of arrogance that fucked up Roma desu

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

i don't rate him, i just think Gattuso is really really bad, worse than him.

Yeah it has nothing to do with the fact that since 2010 they've been selling every decent player after two years, using that money to buy shit prospects like Iturbe, Destro, Schick and so on, having basically no management in Rome and putting zero money in the team since the only thing their owner gives a fuck about is property speculation. The arrogance is the problem.

based or cringe?

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>Icardi goes from "basically a new player" and "he hasn't apologised so he can't play" to "he had a great reaction and will start and maybe play all 90 minutes" in the span of 24 hours.
If Icardi plays well media will suck Spalletti's dick. If Icardi plays like shit, which is expectable after not playing for like two months and the fact that inter is generally shit, they'll blame him instead the bald fraud. Mastermind.

Don't talk shit of Nicola you fuckin Jewentino

Look like Leonardo took over desu, i'd prefer a 3421 but this is still better than the 451 >we were using untill now.

>With whom do I have the best relationship? Radja, Berni, Padelli and Ranocchia but I'm fine with everyone," Politano concluded.

Spalletti was just forced to play him by Marotta that otherwise can't sell him for good money

Yeah but I doubt Marotta forced Spalletti to say that Icardi is able to play all match when it was "maybe 45 minutes" Sunday night

>cunt Prandelli STILL won't start based Pandev

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40mil? only for Salah. That's messed up. It's not like he improved at liverpool either, just that epl pitches are like snooker tables so his conversion went up

based

Cringe. It's still fucking Rodriguez and Hakan ruining the left side completely.

>calabria
based

>no conti
Based gattuso pissing off albanian again

>>
>>

twitter.com/ASRomaEN/status/1113065107435577346

Absolute state of Ranieri

>What do you expect me to do if everyone is injuried or might as well be: the press conference

>Roma and Milan loose two match in a row /serieA/ dead
LMAO why them can't handle the banter??

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

i'm still here, half of the thread is albania and the swede and Kyrgikistan milan supporters too

>(4-3-1-2): Donnarumma; Abate, Musacchio, Romagnoli, Laxalt; Bakayoko, Biglia, Calhanoglu; Paqueta; Cutrone, Piatek.
Abate > Calabria > Conti

>Probable Milan lineup vs. Udinese (4-3-1-2): Donnarumma; Abate, Musacchio, Romagnoli, Laxalt; Bakayoko, Biglia, Calhanoglu; Paqueta; Cutrone, Piatek.

That's like one of the best Milan lineups I've seen all season. Also Abate is gonna bury the Conti/Calabria meme discussion for good - sit your ass down kids.

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WTF i'm actually getting excited to watch football tonight

they are both equally problematic

>literally the only two teams talked about in the thread are Roma, Milan and a couple posts about Icardi
you have problems

>no conti
Based

Conti is injured

Is Perin better than Donnarumma?

not anymore but Cragno is

lol no

FUCK FFP AND FUCK UEFA

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Based, will be sold for 15m to Cagliari in the summer

Straight swap for Barrella la

>Serie A has scrapped Boxing Day football from its calendar as next season marks the return of a festive winter break. Corriere della Sera reports ‘the experiment has already failed’ after only one campaign of games over Christmas in the Italian top flight.

>However, the newspaper explains the request came from broadcasters, who were finding it ‘difficult’ to sell subscriptions in January with two weekends of no matches. The 2019-20 season, meanwhile, will start a week later on August 25 - coinciding with an opening ceremony in Turin - and end on May 24.

Prediction statictocs

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MILAN-UDINESE: LE FORMAZIONI UFFICIALI

MILAN (4-3-3): Donnarumma; Abate, Musacchio, Romagnoli, Laxalt; Bakayoko, Biglia, Calhanoglu; Paquetá; Piatek, Cutrone. A disp.: Reina, A. Donnarumma; Calabria, Caldara, Rodriguez, Strinic, Zapata; Bertolacci, Mauri; Borini, Castillejo, Suso. All.: Gattuso.

UDINESE (4-3-3): Musso; Samir, Opoku, De Maio, Zeegelaar; Fofana, Behrami, Ter Avest; Pussetto, Lasagna, De Paul. A disp.: Nicolas, Perisan; Mandragora, Troost-Ekong, Wilmot; Badu, Ingelsson; Micin, Okaka, Teodorczyk. All.: Tudor.

Arbitro: Luca Banti di Livorno.

Confirmed line-ups

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Paqueta is the one playing AM, no?

>based and trequartistapilled

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Yeah, google fugged up

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>that Piatek photo
Lmao, is this photoshopped or smth? he looks like a short fatso with an enormous double chin here

>piatek-cutrone combo
Is Gattuso playing 4D chess right now?

Probably shopped his Genoa headshot onto a Milan torso or something

>piakek

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so to this is how the CL hopes end...

this is my idea of the best team AC Milan can put with these players, so, if they lose then I don't know anything about football

It depends on how Hakan plays, if he can make incisive vertical passes instead of trying to bloot it all the time while also offering at least a little bit of stability on midfield.

Otherwise Laxalt is going to get overrun

>best team AC Milan
>cutrone
Don't tell me you actually rate him

>Conti vs Calabria
*Plays none instead*
Holy fucking based

better him than a shitty winger like Suso

I'm kinda excited now.

Are all the "muh paqueta trequartista" retards ready to be exposed?

or Borini

>dollar shaved off his beard
What for, he won't get a pass for his mistakes like he's 16 again just because he now looks like a 16 y.o. again

>brazilian DAZN won't air the game AGAIN

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I gvie up, i don't rate him anymore

>donnarumma

Now Milan has a chance

feel bad for donnarumma to be honest

GATTUSO OUT

>How right wing are you ?
>Roma
>Lazio
anyone care to explain ?

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Roma's ultras are right wing like most ultras in italy. Lazio's ultras are nazi larpers

Best pic I could find of shaved Donnarumma

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if paqueta scored that blooter I'd be buying his shirt right now

That golden shirt is weird

Why was he subbed off?

Fucking hell

he went outside of the penalty box for no reason, fucked up, realised it was one of those days and pretended to be injury

something wrong with his glutes

/weakmind/

Gattuso should sub Piatek in and play with two strikers

lel

Are you having a giggle?

>Donnarumma seems to have an early problem and he's receiving treatment on the pitch after rushing out of his box to clear the ball for a corner while under pressure from Lasagna. He's okay to continue for now.
>under pressure from Lasagna
Toppest of keks

many causalities on the field

>breakatà

Three people dead

>players dropping like flies everywhere

>paqueta's ankle
FUCK

Is it necessary to zoom in Gattuso's face?

Yeah, for the 'If you only knew how bad things really are' memes

dubs don't lie

>the only useful midfielder is kill
hello darkness my old friend

what a shit match desu

Choke on a dick and die, cunt. He was the best player on the pitch.

>grisi Milan lol

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Fuck this shit.

I was right

Say it with me

I RATE CUTRONE

POM POM POM

>not rating Cutrone

Unironically an overbite chinlet.

>(you)

Based Paqueta-Cutrone

The new Sheva-Inzaghi la.

thanks

damn piatek is really done. He almost managed to bottle that

Cutrone re-unlocking Piontek

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>go pee
>piatek scores
fuck this game

does this count as cutrone's assist?

won't be counted as one probably I guess, right?

>tu

lads
is this the duo that scored a combined 40 goals in the 2019/20 season and destroyed juve's hopes of a 9th consecutive scudetto?

that's not true since 70's roma ultras were filthy communist paesant. then they turn rigth wing with the generational turnover while Lazio ultras were far right and remain far rigth wing now, basically everybody seems to be fascist and proud in Roma pic related Stadio Olimpico Roma curva sud side

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of course not

>I don't rate Cutrone

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Chiesa and Politano will be that duo

>filthy communist paesant.
And now they are filthy, fascist, proto napoletani and pesants

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If only this shot went in.

is Italy the only country in the world with a right-wing capital?

normally the capitals of countries tend to be much more left-wing than the rest of the country

I'm pretty sure Piontecc scored more goals than Piggy now, in half the games

Reminder that this is what the average /seriea/ Milan fan looks like

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The time has come lads.

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>He doesn't rate Cutrone

Udinese and murderball, name a more iconic duo

Italians are not fascist. We are just frustrated as fuck. I'm from Milan (the actual capital) and stay sure that people from rome are just meming when they talk abour fascism and it's full of "left wing" fags. More so than Milan.

Based

nah during the 70s Roma ultras were mostly right and one big left group. Bit by bit Fedayn (the left group) became smaller and smaller and became irrelevant around the 2000.
that's just Kessie user
Don't mistake ultras with the city population. Rome swings from left and right depending on how shit the last mayor was.

>We are just frustrated as fuck

why tho?
you live in a beautiful country rich in culture and nature

what ever happened to la dolce vita?

>you live in a beautiful country rich in culture and nature
It's not going to be like that when you let in tons of third world scum in to the country

Top wew

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shit economy that is literally stuck in 2009 and is getting worse day by day

wtf what kind of tictocs are these

>you live in a beautiful country
Lie that it's told to turist. Everything is made for you and the industry to grow making everything that is or was nice a product for your consumption.
>rich in culture
Not anymore. It was once, but television, americans and berlusconi ruined everything
youtu.be/-df25fQWXmg
>nature
Which is constatly raped by the mafia
youtu.be/iCdMzqrm5ZI
>la dolce vita
Watch the movie without turist goggles and see that it was a lie all along.

At least there's no Mandzukic up there

wtf they are actually doing vertical passes???
holy shit

They don't make the situation easier but it was the all white first world guys who helped the mafia get power to avoid a communist uprising

>Hitler was right

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Based Max

if you don't want tourists, then just stop advertising to them / us

the truth is that you make lots of money off tourists, it's a very profitable industry and with cheap means of transportation these days (it's literally just a one hour flight to Milan from where I live and you can fly for like 30€ each direction) it has become also very attractive for lower class tourists

but I agree that it's getting a bit much, cities like Venice seem very plastic these days

That's going to be 5-3-2, isn't it?

LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE

>Biglia

you people just don't fucking learn.

BASED BLACK MAN

DAT COUNTER ATTACK

Is counter attack with fast blacks the "the end of history" of football?

è grisi è grisi

ON NOM NOM

JUUUUUUUUSSSTTTTTTTTT

Damn that was class from Lasagne

LASAGNA

nah, we'll go back to normal once we have decent defenders playing. Everyone playing nowadays not named Chiellini is just an overrated shitter.

>that Gattuso facial expression
I seriously believe that snail ended up killing that few neurons he had

>le low intensity team
fuck this shit

>if you don't want tourists, then just stop advertising to them / us
>the truth is that you make lots of money off tourists
Problem here is that I never made a single euro out of it and my city only got shittier and shittier. It's becoming unberable to the point where I'm seriously considering going to live there is germany.
One thing is turism, another is sell everything to companies on the other side of the globe and only live off turism. Is just not nice to see your city and country become a luna park for turist and people becoming greedy as shit.
It's not the turists fault but holy shit I hate this countey

ok this devolved in a 4-3-3 with cutrone on the left
what a fucking fraud gattuso is

Layered attacking move desu

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Why did both CBs go to attack anyway?

>calabria
CONTI IN

What the fuck is going on

BLACKED

lovely finish desu

>Lasagna se comió el gol
heh

Jesus fucking Christ Calabria fucking sucks lol

imagine sticking with gattuso for the rest of this season

>He rates Calabria

lel

Bakayoko did nothing today, he is beyond useless.

Lol those Milan kids with clown pepe wigs

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did behrami die?

This is painful to watch, damn.

Got a question to Italian anons, are there people in your country named pizza, or can it only be pasta related?

Only desserts or fruit

does he even train them or are they just gathering in the training ground to strech their legs and do cardio?

b-but lasagna

They eat snails together

Ha ha time for Kean

For me, it's Massimo Maccarone

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ngl wouldn't mind him getting a career ending injury

should we call this Musso guy to the national team over the local league shitters?

The new Romario

kys castillejo

Shouldn't you be hanging El Shaarawy from a hanger?
talksport.com/football/518725/dzeko-hung-el-shaarawy-hanger-wall-roma-dressing-room-row/

>playing okaka on the wing
200 IQ masterful tic tocs

You now remember Middelsborough from 2005-2006 UEFA Cup and Steve McClaren later taking over England's national team.
Damn, time flies.

>all these murderballs

At least you don't live in Argentina.

They have little Argentina aka Naples.

Patagonia was very pretty when I lived there for a bit desu

Chad move

>the absolute state of Calabria's crossing

I've been there, and believe me, it's worst than Argentina.

Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies
Dududu dududu
Dududu dududu

Imagine not sacking Gattuso in the morning

Ranieri just walks into the locker room sees El Sha just hanging on the wall. Nobody says anything they just go on with the team talk.

>de Paul

>de paul

>de Paul
the new Higuaín?

lol

GATTUSO OUT

Attaccare al muro is just an expression. Some retarded customer decided to translate it literally

Fuck Gattuso

>Albania was right

Press A to apologize to Albania

A

is fattuso finished?

Yeah, Buenos Aires is the big fucking problem.

Also, Gattuso is done.

>El Shaarawy did not return to the pitch for the second period
I believe you

At least you don't have (real) winter. There's always a worse place somewhere. I usually just tell myself "well, I could have been living in Africa" (although at least there's no winter in Africa).

EDF got sacked for less btw

Albania is always right, remember what he said about Montella.

What a fucking joke of team, are they really going to the CL next season? Lol they wouldn't survive from group stage. They better stay at EL were they belong.

Digits decide in what minute the Sud-Tyroleon Frenkie de Jong comes on

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I'm SORRY shqiptar, you were right all along, calabria really is trash
also castillejo looks like an aids victim

correct post

Wasn't this the formation all bbilan customer wanted tho?

It's been more than a year since Gattuso took over and I still feel like this team doesn't have any gameplan at all.

Gattuso out.

Milan will finish outside top 4 and Rino will be sacked
Albania was sortta right
>7-1

he never was a thing

U D I N E S E
D
I
N
E
S
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>(real) winter
russian winter isn't winter, it's something else.
-5ºC is winter. -20ºC is another plane of existence.

>Okaka would start in Roma
pretty dark timeline

>Lol they wouldn't survive from group stage.
That's normal. Tottenham couldn't get out of the group stage for the first couple of years after they started to qualify regularly too.

>Sell all his useful players
>Blame him
He got Allegri'd

gattuso got knocked out of the EL by fucking Olympiakos, won't ever change his system and refuses to make his team a winning one

>But muh CL DNA it would be an easy win

>Sell all his useful players
Who?

I basically feel like I'm taking damage and my healthbar is decreasing when I'm outside in winter.

the fun part was us rival 'fans' talking up Gattuso so you'd keep him longer

it's because it doesn't
>lmao nigga just spam innacurate and slow crosses towards 3 2m tall CBs what could go wrong

>implying Milan will make CL

Those in red won't be 3 points anyone of them.

Could easily see Parma and Bologna drawing too.

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the team does not have a gameplan, they don't do tactics there

humidity? wind?
cold temperatures are ok if it's crisp and calm, but as soon as you're dealing with storm shit I'm fucking done

LLWLDLWW
and there's nothing you can do about it

your mistake is thinking EDF shouldn't have been sacked last season too. NOBODY blamed only EDF. The players might be shit but he sure as fuck highlighted their flaws by forcing his retarded memempressing and high defense with a slow as fuck team and fucking up the preseason training two years in a row. He also slurped monchi's dick whenever a player was sold.

still no excuse for the ass rape that was >7-1
i agree
>and refuses to make his team a winning one
with players like hakan, suso, borini?
they are worse squad than inter, roma, lazio and are just getting exposed

What's Roby Baggio doing nowadays?

>attack to unlock the game
>score
>immediately start passing it around in your hlf aimlessy waiting for the game to end
>concede
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
How retarded can you be? How many time does this need to happen before you learn the lesson?!
Another year withou CL, fuck me. I just hope they get an actual coach next season.

Are you serious? Look at Roma's transfers over the last two seasons under Monchi. Allisson, Salah, Rudiger, Strootman, Paredes all were sold.

Ah sorry, you were talking about EDF.

based post
>actual coach
gasperini at best is what you'll get

>Paredes
I now remember him, what's he up to these days?

Yeah . I thought you were talking about Gattuso. It's 2 AM here.

There's no "sorta", there's 0% and there's 100%. I'm always 100% correct. ALWAYS.

We've seen this bullshit for years now. Fucking cunt management refuses to sack retarded coach before it's too late and waits out the season to end only to appoint yet another meme coach.

We got the first goal tonight when we were in 4-3-3 after Paqueta got injured.
4-3-3 is not a problem in and of itself, it's Gattuso who doesn't know shit about tactics nor does he know how to implement a real play-style.

For example, the reason we conceded the goal was because the whole defense attacked on that corner for no fucking reason.
When you're up by only 1-0 you don't fucking do that.

Also, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THESE REFEREES.
Elliott needs to fucking sue the Federation already, I AM SICK OF THESE FUCKING REFEREES.
They practically murdered Paqueta and not even a yellow card for any Udinese player. Handballs a plenty from Udinese players and the fucker Ladri ref never stops the game.

signed for psg in january

Can't you scavenge for some filters or something

Lazio squad is fucking shit, they have starters like Radu, Lulic, Romulo, the ghost of Parolo and their defenders aside from Acerbi are unironically Serie B tier. They have 4 good players and a good coach, Roma is a mess too, not getting CL with this Milan squad is embarassing

Ah ok, good for him

I agree he should've been sacked last year, but he was never set up for success at Roma. I don't rate EDF and I don't think anybody does though. People making it sound like he was the only problem is a joke though

Yea, but Inzaghi may be the best coach in the league honestly.
All good bro

unpopular opinion: Leonardo should be the coach for those remaining months

Gasperini would be battling it out with Napoli right now with this same team

#WengerIN

Because it doesn't have a gameplan.
It never fucking did.

Gattuso's "gameplan" for the last 3 months have been "lol hoof it to Piatek"

>er sistema
nobody made it sound like he was the only problem. Monchi was fired two days after EDF

No chance.
It's fucking over.

t. napoletano

This Cag-Juv game is pretty good so far.

They were joined at the hip, but going back to last season tons of people thought EDF was the main issue and not Monchi.

>Yea, but Inzaghi may be the best coach in the league honestly.
that's my point, Milan team is not great but it's miles better than Lazio and imo even better than Roma, who are killing themselves this season anyway, any competent coach would have no problem to get 4th, but no. Let's keep this retard that couldn't teac a single fucing lay in a year and half.

Gasperini should've been the coach in the past summer tb.h

I hope >we lose 4th spot and Inzaghi comes in for Rino
but it sounds too good to be true

>inzaghi
>sarri
>gasperini
who would fit milan the best?

Gotcha. Who do Milan fans want to replace him? Would you be interested in bringing in Inzaghi? Would you want a "proven" name like Conte or Wenger? Curious if there is any name specifically they want.

Albania with a knife

He alredy coached hlaf the team to great succes basically, Kessiè, Conti, Caldara, Suso, Laxalt all did great under him i don't know why he isn't in Milano right now at this point. They should at least have poached him in winter

*dives*

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What a based ref

>kean
don't start with this shit now

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>I just hope they get an actual coach next season.
Who wants to coach here without CL?

>League has VAR
>Players still attempt to dive
I genuinely don't understand this

well he did say he wants to become like messi

BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI

This is when >muh history actually matters you can get a good enough coach to bring them to the CL.

Who do you think is the best fit?

it's ingrained in them

Balance status....
SHIFTED

I would like to see Wenger for the memes. Jokes aside, I believe he can reach the CL spot in Serie A.

yeah as they have done in the previous 5 years

>Juventus plays like shit but still scores somehow
It's one of THOSE matches. Kinda used to them this season

>Conceded stupid corner
>Goal

like potery

Fuck it. Its over. We will not be in the cl for another year. Gattuso has to go and we need to get conte

They got Gattuso because of financial issues with FFP didn't they? They couldn't afford to bring in and pay a top manager after sacking Montella, I might be way off on that though.

Pinpoint corner and header desu, he was left all alone though. Poor marking

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>er sistema
Fuck you.
Milan has been consistently fucked over this season. It's never been this bad in previous seasons.

I hate Inzaghi's character but i think he's a great coach and would be very happy with him. I'd like Gasperini too since he alredy coached many Milan players to great success, my only fear is if he can stand the pressure of a big club (those games at post triplete inter don't count imo). I don't like Conte either but obviously he's a great coach so i'd be ok with him but i don't think he would accept, expecially without CL. I rate Sarri as well but i don't think we have the players that suit him and i don't trust him on chosing who to buy.
Wenger no, he's done no point of getting him now, but i hate Gattuso so much that any half decent coach would be do a better job than him imo.

>This season
It's been like this the last 2 years under Max. The first few years were fine though.

Gasperini? Maybe Inzaghi for the money, hell even Spalletti or fucking Di Francesco at this point i don't care.

4-2-Fantasy comeback?
Sign me up.

FFP is a meme
as if a good manager would ruin the club's funds

Dubs and Cagliari get a cheeky 2-1 win tonight

This. I just want a coach who can stop players from mindlessly crossing the ball into the box.

Hunting and avoiding the spotlight

Gasperini is probably the best fit, I think they should make a run at him or Inzaghi. If Inzaghi gets Lazio to the CL and his players stay then I think he stays as well.

Comfy :3

not with the current players though

I would unironically take Simone at this point.
But honestly, we need someone for right now to save this fucking season before it's too late.
Sack Gattuso and maybe Conte can save this season.

Too bad he's already /inter/, how about petkovic?

>Bernardeschi
This guy needs to really dominate games like this.

>Bernard heskey
Jesus

VAR only works when the referee team wants it to work.

Yeah. Gattuso has higher salary than Inzaghi and Gasperini.

I hope Leo sacks Shittuso first thing tomorrow in the morning.
I kinda wanted us to lose tonight when we conceded the goal but at the same time I always want Milan to win...fuck sake.

HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY HESKEY

>Wants to win or lose
>Draws
Story of your life

At least Leonardo knows how to set up a strong attack. He would start Conti and we would attack like crazy and probably concede a lot of goals but we would probably outscore opponents.

Reminder that he also won something(Coppa with Inter) unlike Gattshit.

Fucking Mirabelli di merda.

JUST

If Milan don't get a 4th place this season they won't ever going to build a proper team because Elliott won't care anymore and will just let the club in ruins

Pavoletti can be very good

And that's a good thing

Why would Elliott do that? They won't get their money back that way.

Cut your losses

It's not Milan fault serie a got a lot more competitive (not talking about European cups). Lotito Pallotta delaurentiis percassi Cairo even Squinzi are juden as fuck

That means they will just sell the club to someone else immediately not let the club in ruins.

I didn't feel this way at first, but I really can't wait for fucking Ramsay to get to Juve. Juve should still buy either Barella or Tonali though.

Half-time qt's

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Milan has deceived everyone another time, same history it's gonna end up behind Lazio once again and imo should start focus on Coppa Italia for a secure EL spot

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>tattoo
yikes

JUST

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looks like she fucks greek guys

>being a faggot
yikes!

Brehs

>/seriea/ forgot about Irene

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>Bilan

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>being homophobe
yikes

Can you even satisfy a grill like that if you don't have an 8" x 6" dick BREHS . . .

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>-20
>Cold
Pleaseee
It happens here every other winter in Prishtina(usually it goes as low as -15 or -18 but -20 is not rare), it's honestly nothing compared to the -30 or lower in Russia.

Still I'll take -20 over even 20 celsius. Hate the heat never mind 30 and above that shit kills me, cannot stand it.

Post instagram senpai

based

I just want a gf bros
Is this too much to ask

I am good looking, not a brainlet, not poor

And yet I'm lonely as fug

You now remember Milan actually DREW against Udinese XDXDXDXD

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lads...

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I love tattoos (high-quality ones at least) on women, the only problem is that the girls who have them are usually sluts, but then again, all girls are.
On men, not so much though - "le footy lad" look killed it for me.

>I am good looking, not a brainlet, not poor

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>wants coaches that are out of reach
try again please

Like perfectly ripe little melons

>It's not Milan fault serie a got a lot more competitive
You have to be joking.
This Serie A is a fucking joke, especially with Roma and Lazio choking all over the place this season as well as that Inter Drama and Shittuso still has a hard time getting the 4th spot.

I've been saying this here for months and people bitched at me.
We really should have sacked Gattuso back in November.

The EL is worthless so no thank you.
No chance we win Coppa anyways.

Kek

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Is hunting compatible with his Buddishm?

Conte is not out of reach, he's literally unemployed.

Juve playing handball tbqh

tattoo are the vilification of female body, same as the aestethic surgery and body modifcation(piercing and other shit) but I don't expect the plebeians to understand and for plebeian i mean this guy here

Isn't he literally still emplyed by Chelsea and they're in dispute about it?

Not trying to call you out, I'm genuinly unsure

holy incel

based

cringe

this

Buddhist are based motherfuckers dont buy the peace and love bullshit propaganda

newbuddhist.com/discussion/5812/buddhism-and-hunting

theconversation.com/violent-buddhist-extremists-are-targeting-muslims-in-sri-l

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6614503/Street-seller-cheats-death-Buddhist-monk-stabs-prove-lucky-amulets-power

reddit
Yea Forums

Not sure what the gimmick is, maybe he eats what he hunts or maybe he's just not that spiritual

have sex

I will once I come round to yer mum's house

lol faggot it was me all along

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Buddhism is based because it's a fork of Hinduism
I would have never assumed Baggio to be some kind of redneck hunter but it's all good i guess.

>phoneposter
definitely reddit

lol faggot it was me all along

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it's a tablet salame

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WTF is that guy TSSSUUUUUUUUU'ing all the time?

Matuidi looking like CR7 with those moves

Based Kean blocking his teammates shots on goal

He's doing it so Max can get back to back 1-0's

>Maran's assistan manager is called Maraner

Cerri is going to score just like Sturaro

And why/what/who are they whistling?

>naming yourself after your boss' surname
talk about loyalty

>those constant boos and earlier, Juve Merda chants
Based smark crowd

see this Conte has to sit out to get his payout. He;s probably got a chance to go bayern/juve/inter/atletico depending on how things go. milan would be his last choice. hell nobody would go there the way you overrate that squad.

Dubs and Padoin scores a brace

>Kean
He has to round the keeper right there

Is Can, dare I say, a better CB than a CM?

>round the keeper
it's a shame strikers don't do that more frequently nowadays

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I always enjoyed the Matri special, shoot it so hard directly at the goalie it just deflects into the net.

MIO NERO

fras....

BUU BUU BUU BUU BUU

Based Keanu

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He's a world class defensive back to back. He's like Milinkovic, but actually good.

Racist stuff going on?

*taps it in*

Based Moise BLACKING the sheepfuckers

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Based CHARO

They have been booing Matuidi for being black in Sardinia since he came to Jj. Now that there's also Kean they've been doubling down.

I love Matuidi going completely off on the ref. Kean taunting the crowd a bit was nice to watch as well.

Bernardeschi ending racism

What do they call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Cagliari?
A leisure centre

I will never understand how they don't just force teams to play with no crowd after shit like this

They would do in civilized places

>implying Sardinians are better than africans

Meh, it gives color to the game

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