/f1/ Relentless Formula One General - Nothin Personel Kid Edition

>Countdown to Chinese GP:
whenisf1on.com/
(click menu on left for session times)

>/f1/-approved series calendar
mega.nz/#!5K4GkaoZ!FlaMtB06TOGRIIh_Ny5dp2xvOP_smOpyJcHdTr2nBhk

>Other racing on each week, choose your poison
docs.google.com/document/d/1U8BwHS5tG1d_P4Q_jFRz8VfuygGjCd0D8NWnzdqM6lc/edit

>Streams:
mygoodstream.pw/

>Previous Thread:

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481614

>Fantasy.formula1.com: Formula Autism Official:
Passcode: b3dccf1429

>WDC Standings
V. Bottas 44
L. Hamilton 43
M. Verstappen 27
C. Leclerc 26
S. Vettel 22

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 87
Ferrari 48
Red Bull 31
Alfa Romeo 10
Haas 8
McLel 8

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
158 (160 entries)

>Hund status:
Unter of course

>News:
Ferrari problem is not the MGU H
Vettel thinks the Ferrari is difficult to drive
Ricci almost got electrocuted
Big John having a Deja Vu

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youtube.com/watch?v=k4g6msAtzU4
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

1st for Carrie

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gimmicks out

Good evening, you fucking idiots

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in before the Shittiardo damage control force

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>Call us lazy
>He just copied last OP
Sigh

You're an Attack Force now?

Gimis in.

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wow, rude

>Same fucking news
Fucking leafs man

>News:
Buttass got a plastic bag on his wings
AMX said the RB was hard to handle
Gabbo to test for Merc
KMag complains that Haas has shit pace despite having the worst strategy in the grid

Daily reminder a Finnish based boy is leading WDC!

Rolled 12 (1d100)

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Remember when Sirotkin retired because Aussie litter clogged his intake?

For me, it's Victoria Verstappen🐷

feed me🍚

>copy pasted last threads OP like a goober

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wtf is that, a fucking Electrode?

I miss our thiccy

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*evening

Rolled 47 (1d100)

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Say it again

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oh

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Nah m8, the A is for Arselicking.

He's formed an unlikely alliance with the Bahamian.
Even he has abandoned the hedge trimmer now.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

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Have a >Like! to cheer you up.

HIDF is hypercringe

thanks, am sad because ferrari

imagine being such a soulless normie you get on here everyday and post the EXACT same fucking thing, day in, day out. pathetic

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Plese don't gib likes thx'

That wasn't right the box :^)🐸

whats up buddy? need a like?

❤️

gimmick in

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Ok

OBJECTIVE AND INDISPUTABLE CURRENT DRIVERS RANKING

>GOAT TIER
Hamilton, Gimi, Leclerc

>GREAT TIER
Kvyat

>UNDERRATED TIER
Perez, Magnussen

>GOOD TIER
Verstappen, Vettel, Hulkenberg, Russel, Ricciardo

>MEME TIER
Raikkonen, Grosjean, Kubica

>MEMED TIER
Albon, Norris

>PATHETIC TIER
Sainz, Giovinazzi, Bottas

>ABSOLUTE SHITTER TIER
Stroll, Gasly

Don't @me

He smart

ferrari make me sad, I want red car to win.

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>Don't @me

Didn't say not to >cat you🐱

add matias to underrated tier

Vettee is absolute shitter tier. Has had more spins than wins since Belgium.

haha kys

I legit shed a tear because of yesterdays Le's disaster, its gonna be ok.

@91816970
>Ricciardo and Vet good
>Norris not great
>Sanz
This triggers my Tortilla♦️

just swallowed a whole garlic by accident

gimi

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THE EPITOME OF OBJECTIVITY

>HAMILTON TIER
Hamilton
>BOTTAS TIER
Bottas
>VETTEL TIER
Vettel
>LECLERC TIER
Leclerc
>VERSTAPPEN TIER
Verstappen
>GASLY TIER
Gasly
>HULKENBERG TIER
Hulkenberg
>RICCIARDO TIER
Ricciardo
>MAGNUSSEN TIER
Magnussen
>GROSJEAN TIER
Grosjean
>NORRIS TIER
Norris
>SAINZ TIER
Carlos Jr.
>KVYAT TIER
Kvyat
>ALBON TIER
Albon
>PEREZ TIER
Perez
>STROLL TIER
Stroll
>RAIKKONEN TIER
Raikkonen
>GIOVINAZZI TIER
Giovinazzi
>RUSSEL TIER
Russel
>KUBICA TIER
Kubica

>tfw his ironic gimmick has become a true gimmick🙁

Can we remove Vettel? He's too old, he can't compete anymore, he's got a wife and kids, he's done. Pushing like an idiot on slow corners when he knows the Ferrari has a clear disadvantage, what is he thinking, is he fucking with us?

I disagree

gimi

gimi needs to be higher💯

Fair

He's GOT to go, but I think his contract runs until 2021? A DISASTER for Ferrari.

VETTELBROS, FUCKIN TWINK EXPOSED US..🙁

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>implying Carlito is on his father's level

>Exposed tier
RIC
GAS
ftfy

🌈

They can move him to Alfa Romeo.

DO you not support the team? You should support the team more than the driver in my opinion.

GET AMX to Ferrari, LEC + VER would be a good show

like if mercedes team is the underdog

Don't give him >(You)s. It's a shitty false flag gimmick.

I was wrong it says his contract is until 2020, but it says until 2019 for Le Clerc so I guess until 2021 is right if we consider that Vettel has 2 more seasons minimum contracted, he costs too much just for Ferrari to buy him out, but I want him gone, might send a letter written like a serial killer does cutting out words from magazines and newspapers demanding he go to Marinello.

That's a good point, might have to rethink how to treat Sainz, Verstappen, and Magnussen in this tier system.
>MAX VERSTAPPEN TIER
>CARLOS SAINS JR. TIER
>KEVIN MAGNUSSEN TIER

you fags arent even the worst of it at least kimi is a living meme and likeable

>like if
yikes and yowza

like if you're a faggot

SMASH THE LIKE BUTTON

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gimi👌

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Ok, this is a shit chart, let me fix it.
>nigger tier
Hamilton
>cuck tier
Bottas
>carbaby tier
Vettel
>Twink tier
Leclerc
>AMD tier
AMX
>shitter tier
Gasly
>nopodium tier
Hulkenberg
>EXPOSED tier
Ricciardo
>murder this asshat with fire tier
Magnussen
>nothing is solve tier
Grosjean
>goblando tier
Norris
>discount Alonso tier
Sainz Jr.
>Punished tier
Kvyat
>ladyboy tier
Albon
>le occasional podium man tier
Perez
>$troll tier
Stroll
>GIMI tier
Raikkonen
>Nazi tier
>Giovinazzi
>Lecute's bf tier
Russel
>1 armed meme tier
Kubica

I gave him a >Like! just to spite you.💢

SMASHED

anyone sad for Amx now that he's not F1's Golden Boy anymore?

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Think I might just call an airstrike in on myself and end it all bros.

>Pleb like me feeling sad for people who make fast car go VROOM NEEEEEEOOOOWW🍪

Better than last year?

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>he didn't stop caring about AMX since Formula Leclerc (F2/F3) days

newfag

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The Netflix babbying of F1 really didn't do him any favours.

he's in Schumacher's position when he saw Williams dominating, beaten by inferior drivers in superior cars, waiting to strike with years of domination in the future

Are you saying I've become the very thing I hate?

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Imagine having your biggest most successfull sportsman larp as an american

/ourguy/ Hulk is currently on the reddit front page (all of reddit mind you) for throwing away a Netflix microphone

Yes🙁

Wrong, no where near Phil Taylors number of titles.

Dubs for lewd Carrie

now this user gets it

>/ourguy/ Hulk

lolno😂

>drives casually from p17 to p6
>oy vey shut it down
Why do they fear the german so much?

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>Tricked me into getting cancer

Is renault retard turning off cars an hour early the biggest F1 fucker up since the wheel gun Haas guy in Australia 2018?

The fucking state of this fool😂

based Hulkenchad

>le Hülkenberg internet attack force gimmick
yikes

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>italian engineering😃

that's why we love sport, iconic photo

Do you mean I am an fool? Asking for a friend.

it's the only way his power can be tamed, he's just running wild on the grid

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🙁

>trips of truth

Maybe your luck will change:

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>eternal sufferer able to outperform GP winning memes
certainly /ourguy/

how to post emoticons?

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i like leclerc but he drives for ferrari. he deserved it though🙁

>able to outperform GP winning memes

By finishing 4th?😂

Cream Team was just Rari last year🙁

>Hulkenchad
No ü on your keyboard? Could it be that you and the ever present Ricci defense force poster are the same poster and you just keep switching your proxy around?

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pointlet detected🐶

>why aren't the ferrari mechanics energetic today?
>because they aren't firing on all cylinders

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glad to se my work being used, keep em coming

he doesn't need podiums to be better than 90% of the grid

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You need to get your powerlevel up first

creme would've won if it wasn't rigged. >we had the lead for like 13-14 hours.

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who /pointlet/ here

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dogs are for pointlets🐸

not anymore

Life to Carrie

Me :(((
Pls gib likes

I want to know what spooky is.

>look ma i just fast checked wikipedia page to see how many podiums/wins f1 drivers have
>therefore I make assessments whether driver is good or bad
>are my tendies ready anytime soon btw

t. /f1/ poster

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so post it

or is it 2 spooky 4 u?😂

HIDF is hypercringe

3spoopy5me
Also I don't want to do the work and farm the points.

90%? Name three drivers that are better than him.

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>“Lewis fought a fight with a weapon that maybe wasn’t on his opponent’s level,” said Wolff. “Staying within the DRS helped us to stay behind and helped us to stay close and that was the crucial battle."

VE

just get 1k likes, what are you, asocial retard who can't do that or something?

ITS NOT FAIR CREME BROS IT WAS OUR YEAR

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Then give me likes

I've just posted some nipples in a blueboard xD

reminder that ricciardo is unexposable

Yeah, nah.

He's now been exposed by fucking Hulkenfourth.
Face it, your gimmick is in shambles.😂

Chilton
Ide
Deletrez (senior)

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I CAN'T MAKE IT STOP
What the fuck? This is too fucking much

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>seth replies in less than a minute
lole

cringe

Like you can talk🌈

no u

>brits
>pretending to be straight
just yesterday 4 different anons with british flag posted their lewds in one thread
you're all gay af

Rolled 93 (1d100)

dice decides who is kill in China

you can't talk faggot

>lecuck

Fuck, that's that lad with the motorbike isn't it?

Your fortune: Good Luck

post penis

>hating both Hulk and Ricky
YIKES

how to sub

AMD MARC btfo

Choco probably, don't like him but he is a beast.

>finally managed to get some photos of the stray Maine Coon who has been spotted in the woods near here

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turbo!

Why pick a side when they're both equally:

that guy will literally argue with anyone about anything

Uh, I dunno, I just don't want to post lewds on 4chins, give me email or dicksword or something.

>tfw gonna spend all day on Yea Forums to get Likes and unlock perks👌

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How many points does a like give anyway?

seth is hypercringe

Based

F

...

kek rent free😂

oh it's just a hat

youtube.com/watch?v=aChEfegmumE
If Ferrari win either championship I will make a super cheesy and retarded fan video/year review fitted into this track :D

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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WHY DID I LOSE POINTS

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>just a hat

>"r-r-rent free"
>he says, as I reply to his posts, and not some imaginary spectre of him

you will be raped LOL

ooook

I will too but to a thirsty merc selection

GIMI :DD

>Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger🌈

like

Renault won't be great again until they have two French drivers. Grosjean/Gasly for 2020

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Fucked are you, Valtteri

Badposting

>women can't be handsome

You better reconsider. Or else.

We should post drivers who wouldn’t spin on their own seething tears

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gotta keep you honest

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>it's the middle of the night in ausfailia
>seth is literally losing sleep because he enjoys shitposting so much
does your mom ever ask you what you're giggling at when it's 3AM?

>gonna spend all day on Yea Forums
just like everyday

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Point farming Aussie show us your points

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He might not spin, but he would have massive understeer

Like this post or Hamilton wins lol every race this season

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♦️

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Valtteri isnt going to win another race this season

Ricci isn't going to finish another race this season

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>every one of Baha's posts is about me
kek what a seethe

At least it's not the poo fetish erotica he used to spam.😂

I'll not like this post and prove that reality is gay. Hamilton won 2019 because a Canadian didn't give Yea Forums meme points to a Briton who made a meme post about a Bahamian who licks bumholes and also thinks Ricciardo isn't Exposed.

>they still don't know giving out likes gives points
like wew lads

She's big but very skinny. Pray for nameless puss

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>muh gimmicks
>muh seth
>muh baha
>muh gay russian
you people are what's wrong with /f1/

That would be telling.

I also have no idea what this does:♨️

stop fishing for likes bloody wanker

You have my axe.

>Some Wag's bunghole

Rolled 41 (1d100)

roll for Bottas WDC

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It's a Santander trophy?🐷

it's not like I'm wrong

liked!

>or Hamilton wins lol every race this season
But he didn't win the first race, so technically he can't win every race this season. No like!

Why does Williams compete? Can we just get a new team like monster energy?

>He wishes he could moderate the Tasmanian Exposure Forum that he frequents

Giving kot a like because kot deserves likes.🐱

>"e-e-e-e-e-e-every american flag who doesn't like my incessant shitposting is b-b-b-b-b-b-b-baha-boogeyman!!"

kot bless

>GİMİ :-DD

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I would (dare to) say
>M O N G T A C T C I C S

Now THIS is a post!

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roll

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Better luck next time Shakhriyar

Name a bigger shitposter.

I'll wait.

roll for gimi

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Only other decent one I have. Rest are her eating or washing. My 2 girls are not a fan of her at all due to her size & the former stray next door named Ted keeps an eye on her from s distance

Don't know if we'll be able to stick an /f1/ related name on this new stray just yet

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nick
:^)

Don't forget to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE silly boys ;)

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Rabbid :D🐰

>washing

You mean l-lewds?🐱

Some sort of Sneed-poster

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Post spooky.

kek

Don't lewd the puss

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Death to Mana!!

kek💯

roll

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💢

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I've seen a guy with 3k GBP on /bant/. It was probably that >tfw no bf tomoki spammer.

for me it's V12

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>tfw the three young cats down the road are scaring our prime of their life cats

Too much leftover counter top pork has weakened them.
The new cats are bold enough to walk through the cat flap and up the stairs before they leg it when they see one of us.
They could easily take them in a 1vs3 fight but they just run away. Wimps

You can have a Ted photo though

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Still trying to understand how that's >rage
Some kind of gaymer thing?

Lads, how do we fix Renault?

Anime

looks like an anime thing

N O I C E
O
I
C
E🐱

fire every french engineer

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Ah I see. I don't watch anime, I have a life.

waglad here, like this post 10 times and i'll dump my top secret stash of mana nudes

anime/manga

Its all about a bull. Cyril should reconsider it.

Bring back Briatore
Cheat Liberty media
Win WDC
Hide better proofs

So um... What's the April fools thing? Emojis?

Increase smoke breaks for employees and have prawn and porn nights to boost morale

I wonder what Bianchi does:

Actual WAGlad here. Like this post 100 times and I will tell you the super secret thing about WAGdad I've been told not to tell anyone.
I'm on mobile so can't see likes so be honest.

That's Marussia's death count?
That's bretty spoopy!

>phoneposters can't join in on april fools

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why can't there be a race every week♨️

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If you're in a browser instead of a turbonerd app, just turn your phone sideways

Rolled 2 (1d6)

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You get points for OP replies as well.

Doomp eet

One of our girls was a former pub cat & never leaves the garden. She's a tiny & fat thing but puts on a brave front so other cats stay away from her

The other was a stray Siamese that patrols well into other areas & is known to go into a house she knows she'll get fed at. You can tell when she gets into a fight somewhere as she has an awful sounding meow

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Hi guise, remember me?

Jews, probably

When is she gonna get a nose job?

💯

>no halo
who are you trying to fool here?

Rolled 3 (1d6)

Looks more like Senna than Charlie tbqh

>former pub, never leaves the house
>tiny and fat thing
>puts up a brave front (online)
/ourcat/

Awww cute little feller want's a like🦌

nice meme

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Rolled 76 (1d100)

Your fortune: Good Luck

>Ferraris fortune in Shanghai:

Your fortune: Average Luck

>tiny and fat thing

>fat
>and tiny

Is this about the benis?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>Mercs fortune in Shanghai:

There will be a race on four of the five Sundays in September.

>Ferrari's fortune in Baku

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

It's about those who never learn

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>Excellent luck
>Ferrari red text
BASED

>Like!

This fucking place has literally become reddit

Yes boys grazzie ragazzi

But it says
>Your Fortune

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>Gimis fortune during the remaining season:

Your fortune: Good Luck

Get with the times grandpa.
Also Prost is a goober.

>💔

HOW IS THE FRONT WING, HOW IS THE FRONT WING

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Rolled 15 (1d100)

Gimi

make it happen
bls

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I DONT KNOW YOU FUCKING TELL ME

very nice бoлид

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>Renaults luck this season:

Your fortune: Outlook good

Reminder that getting BOGGED has nothing to do with luck.

>Gasly's chances at staying at RB the whole season:

>Micks luck this season:

Your fortune: Average Luck

The 2002-2008 cars aesthetic will never be topped.

🙁

Are there any Renault ties to Ferrari?
Surely they coordinated the retirements to secure a podium

>Toto's fortune for the rest of the season

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

they never were the peak

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>needing others to initiate the fortune protocol

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

what did he mean by this♦️

>VWL chances this season:

I really liked 2009 cars if not were for that skinny rear wing
>2009 cars were really peak

...

>2000-2006

ftfy

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/f1/s fortune with women this season:

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

let's try fortune

Your fortune: Good Luck

sometimes it looks like he just barely manages to adjust settings between gear changes

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2007-08 was the absolute peak but MP4-20 will always be the best looking F1 car.

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blacked

Rolled 86 (1d100)

rolling for the car number with the strongest crash during the season

Rolled 66 (1d100)

reroll

hmmmmph

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Wew

Rolled 21 (1d100)

one more

>deformed
>wings and winglets

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
I told you verstappen was shit.

Look at the end of the bahrain race. Hamilton commiserates Lerclerc. Have you ever heard Hamilton say anything nice to Verstappen.

NO! ofcouse not, because verstappen is SHIT and should not be in F1.

test

Verstappen luck during the season:

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>AMX fortune in Shanghai

Your fortune: Outlook good

...

>literal exploding coffins
kys

2009 cars were decent but the wings just look completely retarded. The car itself still had good looking proportions and didn't look like the limos we had today.

very good as well, but I still have a soft spot for retardo aero

Like! also both seasons were god tier

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KARA BOGA

Bottas' title hopes:

Your fortune: Average Luck

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Neat digits

Bottas' Title Hopes:🍆

Aesthetic numbers

stop getting rid of my scores reee

stop using mobile lmao😂

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Alfa Memeo's chamces of podium

Your fortune: Average Luck

I'm not🙁

Rolled 75 (1d100)

Alfa Memeo's chance in %

Mods better spice things up later in the day. This April Fools meme is already getting tedious❤️

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>trips

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>caring about drivers
death is a good spice for the show

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>t. pointlet

lel

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👌

this shot is kino prelude to greatness
lando 2021

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yeah

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I wish I wasn't seething💔

Just look at this beauty

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Rolled 5 (1d100)

gimi

Fuck Verstappen! I hate him! I want him gone out of F1! I hope Leclerc wins the title this year to show how shit verstappen is and hopefully he will get fired.

Rolled 93 (1d100)

Chances for Charles WDC

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Rolled 48 (1d100)

Chances for rain in Baku

boring

For me, it's 2008 TR

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is mcLel good now?

Zoomer's choise💔

Front wing bagina
:DDDD

>no halo
kinda unsafe lad

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>Grosjean/Gasly❌

the brute force aero aesthetic truly was the pinnacle

Hulk on the podium this year

Your fortune: Outlook good

'no'

Based fortune teller

Can he keep it out of the Baku walls?

Loses power and stops here

Your fortune: Average Luck

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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

What happens if a driver crashes into the castle tower and a brick falls through the halo and hits the driver's head?

Then he's still wearing a helmet

he'll have a headache

2008 bmw was the peak of F1 aesthetics

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Fuck cripples

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Literally impossible

Fuck you too

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wtf are you all smoking?
J U S T
U
S
T

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technically false😃

christ what an amazing car. have a like, good sir

what would cause more carnage there? if they removed the inside kerb to turn it into a quick little kink or if they brought the inside wall right up to the kerb and hope someone gets too greedy?

helo? frens?
I am here to make the call

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OFFICIAL TILKE F1 TRACK POWER RANKING

ABSOLUTE MEME TIER
>BAKU

GREAT TIER
>SEPANG
>BAHRAIN

GOOD TIER
>ISTANBUL

OKAY TIER
>SHANGHAI

>WHO CARES TIER
>BUDDH
>KOREA
>COTA

SHIT TIER
>YAS MARINA
>NuHEIM

SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING TIER
>SOCHI

put COTA in okay and i'll give you a like

Based, have a fortune tell and a like!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

korea was okay tier
people only say the races were boring because the championships were over when they raced there so there was no point
track itself was decent

p gud
but move COTA up a couple tiers, and while Korea's track was sorta meh every race was meme heavy✔️

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Remove curb and let them go through faster, then small mistakes are more likely to end up clipping or driving into the wall.

I don't want to place COTA higher because of its Frankensteiny nature desu.

no bully Circuit of the Americas
Gimiwins.bmp

but who was phone?

>the races were boring
go back and watch them, they weren't. and wew that pit entry and exit

Phone was
"Doomp eet"

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CoTA a shit

>pit entry and exit
oh yeah there was that

Leclerc to win the WDC 2019.

based opinion, liked

Your fortune: Average Luck

For me, it's West

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Unterhund party

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pic related is one of the most beautiful cars ever.

Williams and BMW have always had GOAT liveries, and their 2000-2004 partnership looked fantastic

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guys... PLEASE can I just have a like or two? :(

sent

When was Amx ever the golden boy?

kys

I like the castrol logo on the nose

>implying he hasn't been hyped as a future WDC since his first year at STR

Fuck you bastard!!

psh

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Have a like and Jordan 197.

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He definitely is a future WDC but he's always been hated by onionboys

My all time favorite F1 car

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anyone else starting to miss stoff?

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FUCK HAMILTON

>mfw I use a dynamic IP and lose all of my progress tommorow morning

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After the 2016 Brazilian GP at the latest. He had already become the youngest grand prix winner ever, but after that race the Senna comparisons got out of hand.

Most underrated livery of all time

no but nice quads

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heh

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>onionboys
yikes

>only point from fanboost
yikes

i do wonder how he would've done with this year's half-decent McLel and not having Alonso as a teammate

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biz idea: carrie replaces that loser stoffel.

Even the younglins

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that's just painful to watch

The asterix means he got fanboost...every race.
3 points are for pole position.

pretty weird seeing winny branding on an F1 car desu.

do they even sell winfields outside of aus & nz?

>muh ex-f1 driver
>therefore fanboost
even bigger yikes

why doesn't Massa win fanboost every race?

Boomer

nice

What are LeClerc's stats?

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Rolled 5 (1d6)

roll 6 and hamilton dies this season

can we keep them there for the race?

I've never seen them

they're the original rich energy for me

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Vettel is a carbabby who benefited from having past their prime wobbler and gimi as his teammate

Hamilton's luck in getting 6 WDCs

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

Because you haven0t seen him driving in FE

They go where they please

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youtube.com/watch?v=Tj86secBCj0

>Inb4 the Maerican """insider""" will claim it's 7D chess move

I stopped watching when they announced the Halo shit.
Have that ugly piece of shit that ruins Formula 1 saved someones life yet?

>watching FE
no, I do watch, but only for andre, what a madlad

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Some will claim it did but it's bullshit

motorsport.com/f1/news/assen-dutch-gp-deal-zandvoort/4363336/

>Zandvoort had a period of exclusivity to negotiate a GP
>This period ended without a deal
>Assen is expected to try again getting the GP

Post yfw the Dutch GP decision on who will host it will be the most exciting thing of the whole GP

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I just don't believe any news released today

Both shit tracks, but at least Zandvoort isn't flat as a pancake

Rolled 59 (1d100)

% chance that the Halo kills all the drivers this season

Motosport is too autistic to do so

Is this really the channel for me bros?

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Leclerc at Spa last year, so i fucking hate the halo💢

agreed

t. OG HIDF, great minds think alike

is Bossberg's YouTube channel any good or is it as bad as his Sky punditry?♨️

Advanced FEM simulation of the cunt incident with the halo.

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me when trying to learn flossing in my bedroom

best smartphone for under 200 Euros?

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>Assen gets the GP
>Deal includes the track being modified to suit F1
>Halfwheel fags will understandably sperg out
>modifications include restoration of the north loop and banked turns
reckon that would be enough to keep them happy?

>gookflag
indeed it is❌

Which was faster?

F

>blows up 5 metres into the race

Everyone on /f1/ (excluding casuals) gets a gf/bf this year

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

>modified to suit F1
>banked turns

Nokia 5.1 lad

redpill me on assen and zaandvoort🏴

The cars look weird and unsafe without the halo, the halo is a good thing.

what did he mean by this

Rolled 22 (1d100)

rolling for % chance we all get a gf/bf

What does it mean

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realistpilled💔

>Black flag
Literally how?

used samsung s8

I don't know what it means, let me try again

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

How many payphone calls can you make for 200 euros?
In Canada it's about 600

mail order brides it is lads!

Buttass' chance at WDC

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Mail order gfs for all!✔️

Rolled 5 (1d6)

rolling for % chance you are gay

>it was 2D gfs all along👌

idk but i have a trivia question: who was the last driver to get Black Flagged during a Grand Prix?🏴

Assen
>Shit for F1 racing
>To host F1 it needs modifications
>Modifing Assen would lead to Halfwheelers sperg
>That's a good thing

Zandvoort
>Shit for F1 racing
>At least it has some F1 history

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>rolls out of 6
wew lad, try this

well, I say banked but gently sloped would probably be more appropriate

youtube.com/watch?v=k4g6msAtzU4

Was it Big Juan? Canada 200something I recall?

Also Zandvoort
>Kino quali
>Kino spectating in the dunes
>I can cycle there in just a couple of hours
>Traffic problem

going into the last 5% of this thread before autosage and America is in the shitposting lead!🏳️

Massa & Fisichella in Canada 07?

>tfw Your Score: 113🙁

Don't worry lads, I'm never making a thread ever again.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

Chances of this?

>Kino quali

I'd like to say something about that but really is the only thing that brings me excitment in F1

>two threads within 12 hours
stahp

FUCK RED BULL RACING

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I seriously can’t believe that anyone would actually rate LeCrap completely shit driver has a fast car and pulls ahead but doesn’t even know how hard to push it to keep it running he deserved to lose I know You Ferrari fags don’t want to hear it but Hamilton will win his sixth title this year and his seventh next year and his eighth after that maybe then all the racists and bigots will finally shut their mouths and aknolwge that he’s the GOAT schumacher was a cheater, he deserved to get put in that coma for what he did to our Damon fucking cheater stole championships so he deserved to die his son is gonna die too shit driver bet he cheats aswell honestly I won’t rest easy till Hamilton has the record for championships and puts your racist mayo asses in your place, a true knight is what he is best that Britain has to offer i seriously can’t believe that brexit happened, like, how on earth does that happen if we would follow the example of good honest people and were a less racist society then maybe we’d still have some sense but no we have to throw everything away also anyone who rates Bottas can go fuckthemselves because they only want that robot to win because Hamilton is black and they can’t bear the idea that a black man can be superior to whites so sit the fuck down and watch as true power is shown

/f1/ too powerful

Does he expect us to read that?

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>Pottas :D

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yep, Burgers think le edgy wall of text is hilarious😂

shitlist😃

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The Next thread will be alright

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>giant heels
>still tiny

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>lelnault

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10 sec. Stop-and-Go for Finland (Jump Start)

WHO TOLD YOU TO GRAB DR. MARKO

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NEW
THREAD

>Is anyone sad about this race car driver making millions of dollars
No, he doesn't even have a dead godfather backstory.

babbies first GP?

for me, its Bitburger

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