Mfw an american was fat near me

reminder it's illegal to drink water in usa

Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming;
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there:
Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In fully glory reflected now shines in the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh, long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution!
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Oh, thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n-rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust":
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

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*superlikes*
have all of my gold good sir

Americans are actually based and redpilled. If you lived in one of those small towns with a shooting range, nice forest near by, a couple of local bars it would be comfy. Could go shooting then a few beers in the bar.

I'm aware we technically I have this in Europe (sans the guns) but it's a different feels I'd say and one I'd like to experience. Also driving a pick up truck so the gas station

Don’t (((they))) essentially pollute running water to force Americans to consume soft drinks?

where's the dislike button?

lots of countries have gun ranges in europe. some you can even fire full autos

is shooting niggers a sport there?

Use me as the dislike button for americans

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I love you guys

Our tap water is better than Europe’s for the most part. It’s the free refills on pop that keeps people fat and the giant portion sizes

I love that over there. Always free refills. Get there here in very few places.

frog🐸

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nice selfie

foreigners, like clockwork

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>like button
>not based and cringe buttons
>not red or blue pill buttons

Nice thread /int/
That guy is a canadian

LMAO

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Shart In the Mart!
SHART... IN THE MART!

How can we handle a meme so supreme?

We mart sharters? Sharters of the mart?

Before we begin to even try and comprehend this meme, this meme most supreme, we must break it into its constituent memetics.

First and foremost, we have the shart. The shart at the start. It starts... with a shart.

Shart.

SHART.

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Even at this early stage, you can hardly contain your preliminary giggles. But we are, after-all, merely starting (with the sharting).

Shart. Say the word. Swish it around in your mouth. Get to know the shart.

Is it a shit? Is it a fart? No, it’s nothing else but a shart. *The* shart. The shart at the start.

By this point, you’ve a healthy appreciation for the meme. You’re well acquainted with the shart. The shart at the start. But what comes next? Surely, if we were to end this with a simple shart, we would have a half-meme. A me, if you will. So you ponder to yourself, “What can follow up the shart? The shart at the start?”

You dwell on this for a bit longer, then it dawns on you...

WHERE?

The question is begged...

WHERE do we shart?

Of course, there is only one viable option.

The mart.

THE MART!

T H E
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M A R T
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Shart... IN THE MART!

SHART IN THE MART!

IT ALL COMES TOGETHER!

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M A R T
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It’s beautiful in its blunt simplicity.

Shart in the mart.

And that, my friends, is how memetics are born.

t. Mart Sharter :^)

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Too bad phone posting disables the like button because I'd definitely give you one right now

Based and upboated.

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canadians are gay americans

>country is 300 years old
>foreigners
why don't you get some history first