/mlb/ general - FOOL edition

>On May 25, 1922, (Ruth) was thrown out of the game for throwing dust in umpire George Hildebrand's face, then climbed into the stands to confront a heckler.

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Fuck /hoc/

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>territorial doyermonkeys

/cric/ is still better

Not one likable post so far

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lower your standards🏇

My standards cannot possibly be any lower

imagining sex with cartoon girls is better than actual sex with real girls

ROB MANFRED BEING HIT IN THE HEAD BY A 101 MPH FASTBALL

epic i like this super mega based post

This is my fav post so far

Baseball sucks, Basketball is better

>Tfw Tmobile

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brewcrew!

fuck off houspie

LOL LE BASEBALL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Houspie is dead go fuck off. Astros are based and own /mlb/

>Astros own /mlb/
>Not the Hampleheads

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Still better than guaranteed rate field
That said it's probably the second or third worst stadium name in the MLB

it's hard to believe but yes. Now let's never talk about baseball as always

Can I get some likes for this smug bird dabbing on the Yuckees this weekend?😃

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This. There are way more Astro fans on Yea Forums than literally any other AL West team.

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Should I be a proud San Diegan now that the Padres MIGHT make it to the World Series?

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Seems like there are more Mariners fans to me.

Signal boosting this post

>spicswing

the cusb suck lol

This asshole set my blood to boil

Just wait til September.

Joey Gallie!!!

Reds gonna finna win this division.

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>cusb
>cubes
>sucb
now give me likes

As long as it's not the cuebs🍚

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David Wright shouldn't have released this song in 2008, it helped the Phillies win the WS

youtube.com/watch?v=zR5_KkxgGqE

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SCUBA KEK SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!!

NOW WHERE ARE MY LIKES OH NO NO NO
>bucs
OH MO MO MO MO MO LESTER
SCUBA!!!!!
*clap clap clap clap*
LETS GO SCUBA
*clap clap clap clap*
ANTHONY JIZZO LMAO :-D

trying too hard my dude let me show you how it's done........ Manfreds a NIGGER

>cusb

Hmm.....

Hmm...

I like basedball

The fuck is this event even? How do I get score? for posts? likes?

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you have to hit dingers like based bryce booper

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>Scuba KEK Scuba

Hmm.. just not enough to push any of these over the hill... mm not quite reaching the crest. There's a certain urgency to them... a certain... sweat...

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Hey guys, bear with me for a few seconds. What if, seriously, what if there were 4 strikes to a strikeout and only 3 balls for a walk? Does this fix baseball?

❤️

What if there was a pitching clock, right? And if the pitcher does not get rid of the ball in 30 seconds it counts as a ball.

But of course.

is there a way to severely dislike a post?

>imagine not being the best team in the mlb

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D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

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cubs fan here!

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Rags

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Marlins will be your 2019 world series champs

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You can only reply to this post if you have not won a game this season at all.

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SCUBA KEK SCUBA SCUBA!!!!!!

SCUBA!!!!
...

>SCUBA!!!
SCUBA!

SCUBA
KEK SCUBA!!!
>SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!!!!1

OHHH MO MO MO MO SCUBAGH!!!!!!
SCUBAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH1

>cubs fan here!
Well hello there.

Cubes fags should be gassed.

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>National League

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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that thumbnail really, really looks like an Astros hat, desu

Dodgers

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Why do Astros fags need to make everything about themselves?

What a wholesome girl.

>That OP
Autistro strikes again!

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MLW >>>>>>>>>>> MIL

*sip* yep

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Literally no one in Wisconsin uses "MLW" you fucking retard.

youtube.com/watch?v=Hds9tFMuU8o

What do you guys want to talk about?

...

Still looking for reasons to live tbqh famalama.

Baseball, jacking off & shitposting

Gets old after 10 years of loneliness.

Have sex sometimes then, once every couple months gets me by fine, I don't even talk to a girl for about a month after
But... of course... I am 6'6" and work out (a lot)... so... heh. Well. Well, sex comes easily for me...😃

I am 6'7 and noob gains are coming in. Getting mires but would rather not turn this into /fit/ with my depressed drunk posting.

Congrats bud, stick with it, it really does change your life. Lifting can't cure Autism, but it can sure make you appreciate what's in the mirror more. Good for the psyche. Good for the heart.

>Lifting can't cure Autism

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If anything it exasperates it.

Explain.

It also makes you admire men more than you used to.
Anything for the gains... even gay shit
youtube.com/watch?v=2H4IVWvp3Is

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The rags are way more likable than the Astros.

Astros are the bad guys now.

>1-3
>Front Office already looking to blow it up
Get ready to get beat back down to the basement Asstros

>likeable
>zero titles despite starting in 1961
This isn't a team, it's a tax shelter. They are nothing.

>basement
I'll have you know >we will never return to the basement, not with the Rangers, Mariners, and Anals to break >our fall.

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t. astros nigger

They are going to be like the Royals after they won.

Imagine seething at the astros this hard. You aren't scared are ya?

>1-3

They're literally >rags fans from 2010 that bandwagoned once they started being good.
After the rags went to shit they just bandwagoned the Astros,
Both fans are worthless faggots because they're one and the same

How the fuck did the Rangers take two games out of 3 from the Cubs? I expected us to get curbstomped like all of 2018

>Babe Ruth is caught while attempting to steal second base, ending the 1926 World Series. It is the only time a World Series has ended with a runner being caught stealing.

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why are Marlins fags so blisteringly insecure?

Cubes pitching a shit and the Rangers batting surprisingly not a shit

>1-3
>Losing 3 out of 4 to the Dads
lmao you wish buddy. I am kinda scared by the meminers this year tho

I wanna know how you go 1-3 against the Padres Post-Preller-Palooza

>Dads
>Winning anything
Yeah no more poodads

Poodres are dead i tell ya

Excuse me, I meant the Rays not Dads. Point remains

So where are we with the war against /hoc/ ?

I will seriously laugh my ass off if the Asstros are stupid enough to trade a young generational talent like Keuchel to the fucking Dads. Enjoy irrelevancy if this happens. Verlander ain't getting any younger Bois.

>likes

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that's why it's confusing, the OLD management would do shit like that all the time, NEW management hasn't done shit like this and won the Series as a result. They can't be getting so stupid so fast, can they??

DA STANKEES LOSE DA STANKEES LOSE DAAAAAAAAAAAA STANKEES LOSE

baseball

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>Losing a series to the Orioles
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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>best team in baseball
>has lost games
What did he mean by this?

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>Hooper Heads
>Bauer Boys
Who ya got?

This is psychotic...fucking psychotic

>Philadelphia will win 95+ games and between Harper and Hoskins they will have 85 HRs and 220 RBIs

It's a fact, sorry

I call him Rhys Foreskins

I know for a fact he isn't cut too,so it makes sense

DURR MY TEAM IS TERRIBLE AND HAS NO FANS BUT IF I MAKE BABYTALK MEME POSTS EVERYBODY WILL FIND ME SO RANDOM AND FUNNY AND THUS ALSO LIKE MY TEAM AND IF NOT THEN THEY ARE BUTTHURT AGAINST MY TEAM AND I CAN FEEL LIKE MY TEAM IS MORE RELEVANT

>Tfw one year ago today
>Tfw on his birthday
>Tfw no longer have a dad to go to Phillies game with
Daily reminder to tell your dad you love and appreciate him, /mlb/

seeth at the cubbie!
seeth at the chaddies!
seeth at the dodgies!
seeth at the sockies!
seeth at the phillie!
seeth at the rockie!
oh seeth!

Pbaillies Will implode

Chrissy Yelly

>joey gallie
>chrissy yellie
>kyle schwarbie
who ya got?

gallie owns ya
schwarbie pwns ya
yellie debones ya

For me, it's Paulie Goldy

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Which team should I bandwagon this season

...

phillies desu senpai👌

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Best team in baseball. Just ask Siri.

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hey guys I made this rap to commemorate the recent startup of the MLB season...so u-um here we go:

the struggle for power!

that's what baseballs all about!

team's be lookin to trade for bauer!

ya wallet best be stout!

uh one year it may be the yankees!

next year the red sox!

but ay /mlb/ isn't banking an anything!

cause ya all know its complete and utter chaos!!!

but ya see that's the beauty of our sport!

may as well be of the futile sort!

we out here representin' our teams!

while the journalists be unloyal even in their dreams!

a microcosm of life!

baseball be a chasm of strife!

so I hope you enjoyed it... u-uhm Im willing to make more if well received. thanks for listening :D

>cringe

If this post receives 5 uplikes the Royals will win the world series!

Upvoted for the laughs

>Siri
My favorite pornstar

upvoted!

I see you like big old sloppy tits

Bryce Harper is bad, and Philly fans are literally Hitler and boo kittens. Give updoots.

Yu Darvish (LOL)

I made a post, bros.

Better than that rap they keep playing on that mlb.tv commercial

Yea Forums 2019:
>Haha we're LARPing as reddit for April fool's
Yea Forums 2020:
>you must access your Yea Forums account (19.99 USD) in order to post

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>Cusb

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Good morning, lads.
How was everyone's first baseball weekend?
On top of Opening Day I got to get out to see Paddack yesterday, and cannot wait until that kid can pitch a full game.
Obviously we still have a long season, but man were the Dads more entertaining this series than I can remember them being in recent memory. Feels good, /mlb/ros.

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>cottage cheese thighs
>that young
ay carumba

Oof, I'm horny

Who doesn't

Kill yourself, and I mean that 100% sincerely

>Have a .500 team OBP over 3 games
>Only have a run differential of +2

Jesus christ the Rangers have no pitching

wtf

sorry sir

sorry

I'm sorry

so wrong that it's wright

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Stanton injied!

the rangers have had nothing since 1961

alright motherfuckers, its ya boi, the only rays fan on Yea Forums.1488 and about 30-45 minutes ago, I beat a red sox fan so fucking hard that, his left hand, his left hand is now completely removed from his body and his right leg is only hanging on by ligaments and little segmented bits of skin, and my own leg hurts so badly from kicking the little shit that it now feels weird whenever I take a piss

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>LARP
You don't know what that means /pol/.

Phillies Blue looks really nice. they should incorporate more of it in their everyday uniforms.

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>tfw you are 100% sure you saw a guy go in the fantasy draft you don't even bother looking him up, then see someone else just picked him up

Good, having likeable posts means you're a redditor.
/mlb/ shall remain anit-reddit and anti-general where the bulk of posters refuse to use this like system out of principle and dignity.

can you retards go one day without talking about redd*t? fuck that """website""" and fuck you

cubbies are NOT seething

...APRIL FOOLS haha

Herrera has a history of ignoring calls for the ball desu

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oh fuck off

Ass blasted redditor detected

How hammered is he in this pic?

FUCK THE YANKEES

Based and bong pilled

Oops wrong one.

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I literally never used it and have been on Yea Forums since 2006 now fuck off already

Can't wait until he gets traded

Who would trade for Cam Perkins?

>Uses the word 'literally' incorrectly
As expected of a underage B&

Sorry I got carried away

good. Now lurk more before posting again

>over reacting to the first series
The Mariners Phillies Orioles rays mest brewers and royals are not elite

>jints

SEETHING

You aren't even me faggot what the fuck are you apologizing for? I swear it's pieces of shit like you that make reddit seem actually okay even though I called yall out for larping

true BUT the red sux barves stankees asstros gnats methinals and whos are all fucking garbage and should just give up

*chugs to another consecutive AL West title*

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>the one calling everyone a redditor is an actual redditor
wheeze

Houspie spotted!

>strict code of ethics over what Yea Forums is
literally plebbit as fuck, you wannabe arbiter of appropriateness

everything you value about Yea Forums happens organically despite people like you, not because of you

>t. Someone whose team has a loss

Yea Forumsstros!
lmao fuck everyone who calls me houspie I literally don't care it's funny watching /mlb/ seeth so hard at me and the astros

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Sorry. It won't happen again.

Redditor spotted and seething that he'll never know what true Yea Forums culture is.

>every astro post is one autist!
The only autist here is you, please kill yourself.

Houspie confirmed for butthurt!

Altright everyone, the first series of the year is finished and now I have my official Yea Forums projections for end of year results

ALE:
Orioles
Rays
Jays
Red Sox
Stankees

ALC:
Royals
White Sox
Tigers
Twins
losedians

ALW:
Rangers
Mariners
Angels
A's
lastros

NLE:
Mets
Marlins
Nationals
Braves
Philthies

NLC
Reds
Cardinals
Brewers
Pirates
cusb

NLW
rockies
diamondbacks
padres
giants
doyers

Stay mad

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>true Yea Forums culture
something you've never experienced, only self-inserted yourself into in your imagination

look around, that's Yea Forums(nel). if you had never existed, that's what it would have been regardless. your Yea Forums principles are imagined. bet that makes you so mad, and good. the only thing that matters is UNLIMITED TROLLWORKS.

hi hello there poster *likes*

>literally
>reddit spacing

Oh the love of argument. This is what truly makes Yea Forums 4chan, a clash of ideas, a whirlwind of ideas! Oh I like these posts. I love 'em! These are my posts! Based posties!

>he frames every aspect of his thinking process around reddit

this

kid

is

bothered

What happened to opening day threads? This board is completely dead.

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Keep seething, faggot.

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Are these rankings a fucking joke?

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>bonifacio
based
>valbuena
F
back in the day when Yea Forums was Yea Forums. Back in the day when we could be ourselves. Back in our youth. Bring me those days back

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

100% accurate upboated and retweeted

Rolled 4 (1d6)

I AM LIVID!!!!!!!!!!!!

likies to the channies!!!!!!!!!!

any more like this?

welcome to /mlb/

APRIL FOOLS

...

>ywn have bryce's strong forearms embrace your torso while you caress each other's back
Why even live?

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>phoneposting
Definitely stop living.🌈

♨️

>not phoneposting so you can mind the grill without missing any bantz
Get with the times grandpa. Who even owns a computer anymore?

Time to start using this filename style to maximize attention on my posts.

liked!!!!!1

💯

🙁

>turkey
cringe

Anyone watching cards-pirates? Should I make a thread

>mutt

>Anyone watching cards-pirates?
Lol. Of course not.

turkey's gay lol

I am, I'm not going to make a thread just to talk to myself tho

Wainwright's been awful this game

I bet you can't even triforce lel

He can't find the zone at all

here we go steakies here we go

*clap* *clap*

steakies takeover!

Looking better now tho, two k's isn't bad

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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Wainwright's been awful for the last few years, what do you expect

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3 run lead is going to be tough to come back from against the pirates, Archer is looking strong so far

He is like sixty years old, after all.

And I jinxed it

Why did the pirates fall for the Chris archer meme

Which team's radio broadcast should I listen to?

Pirates

Buccos for sure

I can't believe Dallas Keuchel and Craig Kimbrel are fucking dead

Can we talk about how overrated the Barves are/were?

a) They downgraded at catcher from Kurt Suzuki to Brian McCann, while letting the Phillies have Realmuto, watching the Mets sign Ramos and the Nationals sign Suzuki and trade scrap for Gomes
b) They decided to not upgrade right field at all. They could have signed Michael Brantley or AJ Pollock
c) Their pitching staff is broken and doesn't even seem to have that high of a ceiling. Even if Foltynewicz is healthy, he's by far the worst ace of the four teams
d) Donaldson is not that good anymore. It was a fine signing, they only need him for one year, but I saw some people saying he was going to have an MVP caliber season. Seriously?

I don't know how you can look at this team and like their chances

Nationals will win the East!

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>grill
Get a load of this boomer. We crockpot and meal prep everything in 2019, grandpa.💢

They felt that they could rest on their laurels and hope all the young guys grow enough, while the Phillies, Mets, and Nationals all had an Arms Race to take the East. Braves better Hope Kimbrel wants a cheap reunion

>walk into stor
>wear my janqui hat
>see sombody in ret sok hat
>ayy ret sok stingks

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They'd be better off getting keuchel, their starters are mostly ass. Not that the pen is much better

I'm grilling my lunches for the upcoming work week. That's meal prepping, isn't it?

and ozuna is ded

boom bang boom pierats win

Ello janqui fan

I think Turner will compete for MVP award because he is elite but fuck the nast

ello janqui fan

If trea Turner wins the nl MVP I'll eat my boots

ello janqui fan

More like Stanquis LOL

Braves are already eating jerseys

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Trevor Bauer YES
Trevor Bauer BASED

James Shields lol
Yu Darvish lol

Like and subscribe to this post if you think Barry Bonds is the best baseball player ever. I have a lot of upvotes so you know I'm right.

>cubs fan here!
Well hello there.
Real well hello there poster here a bit late)

Liked, subscribed, and donated to your patreon

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cusb more like shit team

Hamplemania is running wild!

instagram.com/p/BvuKwivAQXn/

Based

wew, not a good start for the Cardinals.

I refuse to lose faith though.

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Cards+cubes collapse this season would be incredible

>Letting a steroid user hit 4 home runs off you
You should find out what he's using so the tards can put it in their 'salsa'

>professional ball catcher
Not what I was envisioning when I wrote that as my dream occupation in middle school.

>my chadres have a better record than the red cox and stankees
suck a dick my niggas

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Fuck. I should have said ball grabber

Based and Dad pilled

strawpoll.me/17722160

>MARINERS!
Yay! Memeners finger-pointing cunt.

now I'm a pirates fan, but idk if that safe call should have been turned over

will my metsies go all the way this year???

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

New york Suck Huge Pee Pee

how do i report this post🙁

Will I get a gf this year?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

enjoy your goddess

Will my Chadres win the World Series?

Rolled 6 (1d6)

what number will yu darvish's ERA be this year

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Kek

Chadres Suck Huge Pee Pee

Will the AL playoffs be Rays, Twins, Astros Athletics, Mariners

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

not nice
not nice

>enter perk in options field
>it doesn't work
Fuck this place

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Try it again

the STATE of this scorelet lmao

jays 2bh

Jays Suck Huge Pee Pee

Stop phone posting

Oh hi there.

ok

Will the Red Sox and Yankees both miss the playoffs

Your fortune: Good Luck

based

phonefag kek phonefag!!!

heh no like for you faggot

Woah

based

Likes are gay like you and will only be good for one day

what anime you guys watching rn? hunter x hunter for me.

You can only respond to this post if your $330m star is expecting his first child in August

Anime Sucks Big Pee Pee

Death note. Naruto next! Then bleach!

Mariners!

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Based Archer

Who /watching baseball and grilling/ here? Got some brats on the grill and just cracked a beer, feels good man

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This Post Does Not Suck Big Pee Pee

Official long term NL East Power Rankings
1. Phillies
2. Mets
3. Nationals
4. Braves
5. Marlins

reported for cursing and lewdness

I'm woried about it being a distraction during a pennant race, desu.

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...

He's gonna have that new dad strength and hit 4 grand slams against the Cubs

See? Grilling is still cool!

The Nl East Sucks Humongous Pee Pee

Mmmmm...gotta love them bratwursts...grill the bun...barb is bakin some pie...sweet 'tatoe pie of course.. yum.... me n my boy eat good....and that's cause his mom and my wife...barb...Mmmmmm thanks barb.... she always puts a dollop of whipped cream on it Mmmmmm... one day I'll share a cold one with my boy

Only SHIT games today lads

Why is cricket a better sport?

why, is your team playing?😂

>RED SOX TRADE BETTS TO BRAVES
RED SOX TRADE BETTS TO BRAVES
>RED SOX TRADE BETTS TO BRAVES
RED SOX TRADE BETTS TO BRAVES
>RED SOX TRADE BETTS TO BRAVES
RED SOX TRADE BETTS TO BRAVES

www.HahaAprilFools.com/gotcha

Stop stealing our gimmicks

OH SHIT ITS REAL

No, because yours is

For current anime, just Mob Psycho and Dororo
Also just started Beck, which is fucking fantastic so far

Can /mlb/ go a full year without sex?

isn't /mlb/ already?

🏳️

Can’t even go a whole day without have fantasies of raping the qt office chick

🏴

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>the Shittsburgh Somalians

I've gone 24 years without sex😂

*dabs on your shit team*

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LOLOLOLOLOL if i could like one post this is it

lol seething

My team has more World Series than yours will ever be present for

Boiling

Hmmm

XDXDXDXDXDXDXD SO EPIC!

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/mlb/ Sucks Gigantic Pee Pee

>about to be 1-4
oof

AAAAAHAAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHA

Redpill me on the emojis and blue checkmarks

Fortnite is based, fuck off gramps

no💢

...

Fortnite is gay like all zoomers

mmmm... what's cookin earl?

MADE ME CHECK D*RN YOU

You shove the redpill up your ass because you're a brainless sheep.

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>all the shit teams losing
>mlb salty as fuck
wew

a heckin baby brycie?!

My team is 5-1 feels good man

...

>tfw both of my teams have winning records so far

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I have over 100 solo fortnite wins. Jealous much? You can both ligma💯

Mmmm.. I like that earl... come over some time...bring the kids...barb's sweet 'tatoe pie is to die for... cold ones on me... maybe some pop for the kids...we're gonna eat good...

>Imagine not being in first place

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>Having more than one team

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>imagine having lost a game

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pie rats imploding

POORATS OH NO NO NO SUCK MY DICK CUSB NIGGERS

>robs your top draft pick
stay mad, roylels

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LOL

AH FUCK MY ASS HARD

LETS FUCKING GO KELA

this thread is gay, i think /hoc/ could teach you gays some things

>what's a cumpudah?

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Go back then faggot

>CUSB

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How about you make me, oh wait you can't you're a soft faggot like this thread

RIP home plate ump in Cards/Pierats game

I'm working for an hourly wage, I went to high school, didn't do great?
Still I gotta make more cash, more education is what I'm looking at. When I get a degree, I will make a bigger salary.

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ello janqui fan

Or you can get hoes and fuck that shit and ball hard like bauer

like this comment if you like comments

>can make posts
>cant make gamethreads
thanks obama

>tardinals

>/hoc/ could teach us gay things

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Don't like this comment, or this one actually don't like either. Also subscribe...... or don't fuck you

You don't need to teach /mlb/ stuff they already know. like how cricket is better and more fun to watch

>2019
>Not blaming the traitor Trump

*downvoted*

...

you mean an upvote for my based and true post.

*upvoted*

t. you

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I think you mean *likes*

nah reddit posts get upvoted

You need at least a 1000 score to make new threads

But only houspie has 1000 likes!

wait this fag is on his phone lmao😃

Lolcards

BOO THE WHOS

try again faggot

>phonefaggot calling people redditors
LOL LMAO

YUUUUUUUUUUU walked 7 guys in 2 innings

APRIL FOOOOOOOOOO...ohh wait he actualy did LMAO CUSBB

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*likes*
*dislikes*
ho-mo has been spotted

>being wrong again
it's ok. We all know you are a leftist faggot

I'm not even the person who you responded to, nor am I leftist. I was just referencing the like system.
>phoneposter
lol lmao

even /hoc/ isn't this autistic

phonies to /mlb/!!!!

/mlb/ is the only autistic thread and we own it!

/heem/ is worse

but /heem/ owns Yea Forums despite all the sawker threads

James Shields

CATCH ME AT YOUR LOCAL BALLPARK
YES I DO IT EVERY DAY
HATERS GETTING GLAD CAUSE
I WALKED 7 BATS TODAY

(YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO PIIIIIEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTSSS FUCK YOU CUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

>darvshit

Kenta is the only good nip pitcher

What does *.** mean in baseball?

>CUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBB

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Liked!

everyone dislike this asshole

LIKED ! get dat karma !

NIGGER....... now give me likes and subscribes

>gay louis

>cusb

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imagine losing a game lol couldnt be me

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>imagine losing a game
I actually cannot imagine that.

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cute af but looks under 18

>team known for rigging games plays at guaranteed rate field

umps are trying to give this game to the cards, and they STILL FUCKING SUCK

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Yeah, but who knows when it was taken?

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gay beastiality, sounds about right for northside pride

I dont understand why the sox teams are in this pic

lol look where their placed

>/pol/ status
>Assblasted
Show us a picture of you in your frog costume.

schwarber owns your stupid fucking team

lol i don't understand why the sox teams are placed there in this pic

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!💢

>poo rats

If only you knew how bad things really are.

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lol, look where their placed

Hample is based🌈

hahaa i keep looking lol but i don't understand why the sox teams are placed there in this pic even when i look really hard

because you wear socks on your feet dummy

lol look where they're placed

oh lol don't worry man just look a little harder it'll come to you♨️

i mean what do they have to do with the gay fantasy of whatever lifelong made the pic?

bagayp has been spotted!

saying the "f" word might get the cusbb fans posting "f" like they did last year

like this post to be blessed by pete alonso

lol of all the things to infuriate bajp it's this

>Oh hi there.
Greetings.

Man is there a gayer division than the NL Central?

LMAO Eloy looks like a complete bust. So glad Theo made that trade

gays to the centries!

Big booty comes at a price

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wtf

>fans

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She is retired now, anyone like her?

>bustloy
>0-2 with 2 k's
>hitting .154

mfw the dodgers win

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Why can't the white sox ever catch a break? Are they cursed?

James Shields lol

>I don't post without my trip

im just not a fan of the "gay community and lifestyle"

ON ANOTHER NOTE:

I gotta enjoy these last 8 hours of trip posting. after it expires this time, I'm retiring AJ for good and going user so people can't filter me.

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>deleting your post
>I don't post without my trip
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/91812843/#q91823801

NICE TRY FAG
but i had to go over to my laptop to get the "molester classic" so my PC still had your bullshit up

you cusbb lifelongs will never win another WS and you'll never beat me

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FATMAN STATUS: EXPSOED

schwarbie owns ya❤️

hooly shit lmao

going to a game in the late 1950s: outdoors. no commercial breaks every inning. no music blasting between every pitch. no stupid sound effects. game was about a half-hour shorter. way fewer pitching changes. more SBs, fewer HRs, but not by a lot. way fewer Ks.

no replay, umpiring was worse than now.

an instant classic whenever trips get btfo even if I'm not a regular here.

mo is owning BAJP hard right now lol

Wow I actually thought he was cool

lol mo just dropped the nuclear bomb on bagayp

>baGAYp

Has /mlb/ gotten better? or is /hoc/ still owning ya?

lol I already posted a pic that shows the post wasn't from me

csubb still can't take me on

see big happening

>he uses 4chanx
>he edits his pic
BTFO

>cusb trying to fight THE tripposter
Nevermind /mlb/ is based

bajp just can't stop taking L's!!!!

i didn't even realize >we had a rivalry

You're fat

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I will say that the cusb are just as gay as bajp if not gayer so i don't know who really wins this battle

>calling someone fat

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well... that's embrassing

MO SPOTTED

MO IS HERE MO'LESTER IS HERE

Fatshaming is not allowed on 4channel you fucking bigot!

NEW in a few more deleted shitposts, kek

mo is on the premises!

not posting in your thread, houspie

This.

Real thread has been created

>the absolute spergoid who spams every thread won't be in the new thread
How ever will any of us go on.

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Shut up houspie you'll post in it and Like it!

>late
please kill yourself. seriously.

Fuck, now I have to wait and see which faggot thread "wins"

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migrate:

it's always /mlb/ just post their, the other one usually gets 404'd

I'd say the first one made after 490 is usually the generally accepted option.

also the fact that spergoid is already spamming his second thread everywhere is an indication he's about to take a three day break.

new thread

>Early
Stay mad houspie

To the correct thread

>it's always /mlb/
the baseball thread is MLB? Hold the fucking phone, WHAT

imagine spamming the shit out of the old and new general because you didn't get to make the OP.

Please kill yourself immediately.

How horrific

Can we stop fighting and enjoy our great Nation’s pastime?