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go knights
>laffs
>sam edition
grim
hello
my
darling
hello
my
N
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G
E
R
T
whats cooking leafs nation
Nice
Can they do it lads?
I hope so bro
ding dong diddly
>shorsk
>regular season
Decided I'm calling in sick tomorrow. Do I send an email now, or wait until the morning?
i'll call for you. no worries.
>calling in sick
>sending an email
Well which is it?
show up in person and say you're too sick to work
do it at like 4am
Gets my vote
I'm the goat like it up if you agree!
call in the morning and say you were going to let them know tonight but you decided to see how you felt in the morning
Team cream, niggers
Uh, guys? Why is there a like butt on posts now?
just liked some posts
>like buttons and scores for based shitposts
okay this is epic
...
It just occurred to me that it's April Fool's Day in Nipland.
NO LIKES FOR S*NBELTERS
Went to a hockey game today you leafs are onto something I really enjoyed it.
Like this post if you agree that fighting should be kept in the NHL!
technically its april fools day on the least coast too
You can finally give this post the reaction it deserves
can't wait to harvest le ebin upboats here on 4chinz ))))!
Can I get a like for the based totems?
LIKE
oh please
they've shorked in literally every playoffs they've ever been in. including last year's to the team they're playing this year.
i agree fren
or tripfags
like this post if you think sam is gay
>rags
im just happy i can actually see you guys liking all the great posts i make on here nowπ
like dis if u cry everytiem
like this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>tfw barely any likes
Fuck April fools and fuck fun. I'll be back in 24 hours you literal children
they didn't shork last year they just got outplayed.
Just give me all the likes, you faggots.
Do it now while you have the chance. The earlier the better.
anime and hockey. give me likes
Elias Pettersson
noπ
well this is lame, almost as lame as rph 2bd
t. leastern coastlet
Kind of want to fuck the fart...
LIKE THIS POST IF YOU BELIEVE THE CWHL SHOULD STILL EXIST
Like this post if you're with team Peanut Butter!
Kid isn't wearing shinpads.
Based and Redpilled
he doesnt even have any knees
april fools reminder that tavares is overrated shit
guys i don't see a like button. will i get the update at midnight?
>rags
very cool
pulgu makes meπ
*skates around you*
:)
April fools reminder to never wash your pucks
puljujarvi as a cat
t. reddit
how do i downvote?
holy shit that is much scarier than the mascot the Oilers have now
/cric/
fan of chillwave? here's a song
it's pretty good. LIKE
Next year is Vancouver's year!
un-likeπ¦
if you said cosco ball i might've liked
good for the first 24 seconds then it went downhill
anyone want to see a magic trick?π°
PREACH!!!
This event sucks balls
Also fuck LA, Calgary, Vegas, Vancouver, Anaheim, Arizona, and Edmonton
yeah im listening now and it doesn't evolve much throughout
yes plz
Rolled 5 (1d6)
4 or more and Boston beats the bolts
that's all folksβ€οΈ
imagine thinking your team can win a cup after having to beat malcolm subban in overtime. lmao at the sharks and their faggot fans, especially after getting dabbed on by the based flames today.
Upvoted.
I hope the mods take all the people with the most likes and permaban them
wtf how do i get perks
oh, i thought the april fools joke was there is no like button. god damn it.
Give me a like and I'll tell you.
Congratulations! You win the internet!
liked and upboatedπ
showscore
...
Like and subscribe if you would rather watch women's hockey than the metropolitan division
how do you see how many upboats you got?
hockey
how do i get likes bros?
:stopmusic:
Can't wait to like every RPH post
::wink::
looks like im staying up to get dumb leaf likes
tfw best in west
:getscore:
>Connor McDavid Is Done Being Chirped At
>How miserable was the town of Edmonton during a losing season?
>It was awful. It was terrible. It was miserable around town. I remember everyone just chirping at you all the time. I was at dinner one time with my parents, and I was walking out and guys were chirping me.
have a like bro
1967
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT THE RAPTOR SO BAD GIVE ME LIKES
>rags
showscore
:D
I just want fortune so I can meme on teams
like this post please
when will >their suffering end
fucking newfags its like this
:showscore:
1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and
Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this
Give head, stop breathe, get up, check your weave
Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed
Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed
It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited
Tell me who's invited: you, your friends and my dick
What's scary to me is Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me
So excuse me miss, I forgot your name
Thank you, God bless you, good night I came..
I came...
I came..
actually it's more like this
>st poois pissouri
2056
it's actually like this
no
hey guys this is where the cool guys from imgur and reddit hang out rite?
For me it's the CFL, CWHL, and Spenglerπ
For every like this post gets the Leafs will not win the Cup for another year.
When they get relocated like they should have been lmao
The (like) whoring is going to get out of hand isnt it
nice try chambers
the leafs awfulness is too powerful to be controlled by a mere Yea Forums post
k
BASED and lefpilledπ
gonna be like this for the next 24 hours m8
like this post if you are not scared at all m8s
Every like is another dead poopeelander in their next shooting
>rags
No, this is 4channel.org/sp
You're looking for Yea Forums.org/sp
>underestimating the power of 4chinz
Just learned Kansas City is actually in Missouri, lads.
check these dubs
>Brad Marchand is 6th in ppg in the last 3 NHL seasons
98 likes and Jesse will awaken next year as a generational player.
now I can like my own posts. I dont need you losers anymoreβ€οΈ
nah, you're looking for r/hocgeneral
β²
β² β²
like if you agree he is overrated shit
bruh, look at this dood score
DELET THIS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
...and?
>mfw new post successful screen
nvm it gone
just weird is all
testπ
Like if you like ted
>this is what $11 million gets you in Toronto
lads i just want my (you)s
I wont (you) or like you
how many (you)s is a like worth?
like if you can't wait to laugh at the teds when they get btfo in the first round and only have 2 (two) draft picks in the upcoming draft, a 3rd and 7th. all that while none of their superstars resign because living in ohio sucks OH NO NO
Just need the avs to choke a bit
Lets see the bolts fortune
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
How is >my team's fortune?
lets see
Your fortune: Average Luck
JUNGLE LOVEEEE
ITS DRIVIN' ME MAD
IT'S MAKIN' ME CRAZY (crazy)
hlwπ
where the FUCK do you check your perks
OH E OH E OH
Rolled 1 (1d6)
test
Hope I have enough:
Will the canucks win the lottery?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
How is Ted's fortune next season?
just figured it out m8, if this gets 5 likes, i'll tell you.π
cooking up a plan to get /cric/ autosaged, lads
Shant tell you
test
Lets find out
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>You will meet a dark handsome stranger
grim
Watched the Baby Pengs get whipped by Springfield yesterday, lads.
Majority of it was just from the Pengs complete and utter incompetency on the ice, disorganized, couldn't enter the zone worth a shit, kept doing that chip and chase shit with the opposing D already back to recover the puck, just to name a few issues. This is obviously a coaching issue because they do the same exact shit every game I've gone to this season.
Springfield on the other hand played with urgency and was actually organized. Their netminder Chris Driedger, made some absolutely fucking fantastic point blank saves, the guy deserved a shutout but let a shot slip by short-side on a Pengs breakaway. Honestly think we will be seeing him up on Florida sometime soon, in a permanent position.
do i finally get my janny acceptance email this week?
Your fortune: ο½·οΎββββββ(οΎβοΎ)ββββββ !!!!
:perks:
upboats to the right
if you are using 4chanx it doesnt show the perk button
based retardπ
fucking SCORELETS, all of you
sams mom is a
too bad my sharkies are going to get absolutely BTFO in the first round ladsπ
preds fan
Strong lady for putting up whit his shit even though she doesn't need to let him live in her basement
hockey discussion when?
NO ONE IS LIKING MY POSTS
/cric/ is
Its all too easy
>tfw no dinoπ°
hmm
not sure why my score is so low lads
Rolled 6 (1d6)
1 = blots are out in the 1st round
2 or 3 = blots are out in the 2nd round
4 or 5 = blots make the ECF
6 = blots win the Stan lee
your opinions arent sheeple enough
Hello, is this Reddit?
ill drop a like frenπ
will mcmeme demand a trade?
Your fortune: Average Luck
Well, I'll be damned
spooky
do it with the d100
posters with less than 350 points OUTπ
what are some other implicitly white sports, so far i have hockey, auto racing and old pro-wrestling also baseball even though lots of non whites play they dont really watch
thank you lad, i'd be happy to give you a like too.π
fucking your sister, that's oneπ
I don't have enough points
For me? It's talking about hockey instead of this gay fucking April Fools event.
how could you forget golf? literally the upper class white business man sport.
spooky is still far off
will the avs get the first overall because of the >snes?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Rolled 54 (1d100)
Chance of bolts ECF win
wew dumb butthurt canes fan can't stop being mad for 1 DAY how sad desuπ
BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)π
For me its giving likes to /hoc/ posters only
g-gary?
thats the same fortune it gave when somebody else asked about 1st overall.
spooky.
what could it mean? is there a tall dark handsome stranger in the top 10?
Your fortune: Average Luck
>Which rink has the best lice?
Bell Centre (Montreal) - 29.6 procents
Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 20.4 procents
Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 11.4 procents
Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 8.5 procents
T-Mobile Arena (Las Vegas) - 4.8 procents
>Which rink has the worst lice?
BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8 procents
Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7 procents
Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7 procents
Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6 procents
PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9 procents
testπ
if i had a sister then i would insist she was only having white babies so you are right my borther
I've been shitposing furiously for HOURS and still don't have a SINGLE like
Will Laine ever win a Cup?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Lemieux was better than Gretzky
Rolled 2 (1d6)
number on this die = Vancouver's 1st round placement in the draft lottery
>2 tickets to the teds game please
Rolled 1 (1d6)
what would teds overall be in nhl 19
i don't believe you, but i am also low on points. have a like bud
>66
based and liked
good call, no smelly immigrants or blacks on the golf course, what about tennis?
Will Patrick Laine ever win a Cup with the Winnipeg Jets?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
sounds about right
What is this memery?
I'm ok with this
please let this happenβ€οΈ
I think spooky is 600
is jamie benn overrated shit?
Your fortune: ο½·οΎββββββ(οΎβοΎ)ββββββ !!!!
Will the Finnish mongol known as Patrick Laine ever win a Cup with the Jets of Winnipeg?
Your fortune: οΌγΒ΄_γ`οΌοΎο½°οΎ
lel
APRIL FOOLS
and the same to you
Oilers pick position = dice+1d6
test
are canes fans the most easily butthurt fanbase on Yea Forums?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>rags
mmmmmmmπ΄
/hoc/ is forπ±
Rolled 45 (1d100)
Puljujaarvi career NHL points?
shit how?
:dice+1d6:
NOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA BE RAPED BY CANES NIGGERS
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
ooohhhhhhhh :O
Rolled 3 (1d6)
let's see where they end up
Based
i give up
>Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>Your fortune: ( Β΄_γ`)οΎο½°οΎ
>Your fortune: ο½·οΎββββββ(οΎβοΎ)ββββββ !!!!
>Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>Your fortune: Average Luck
>Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Your fortune: οΌγΒ΄_γ`οΌοΎο½°οΎ
thanks friend :)
N
disable 4chanx, then you should be able to see a link to your perks menu in the reply box. gotta earn them points to unlock the perks m8. perks go in the options field.π·
Step the fuck back, son. It's not 1970 anymore.
>yotes beat wild
i know its not sealed yet, but we're pretty much out of the play off run now, so fuck yeah, no 1st round exit. the curse is broken.
ok thanksπ
KNIGHTS
lmao!!
>shorksπ
so close to spooky, help a fren out here
basedβ£οΈ
now there is a timer to like things
Best fortune
>120 seconds to like something
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIRO
Why will teams let their players play two nights in a row, but they won't let goaltenders play two nights in a row?
it says you get points by giving likes too. stop being so greedy.
sometimes they do m8β€οΈ
I am, but I can only like so fast.
Canes!
FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES
the tendie has to play the full 60 minutes. the players can have their minutes limited if needed.
Rolled 2 (1d6)
test
Unlikeπ
here you go lad, good luck with spookyπ°
#TakeWarning
holy FUCK the lottery is next week, boys
Your fortune: Good Luck
i am from minnesota but i secretly identify as a caniac
Hello /hoc/.
Post your late-night confessions: April Fool's edition.
All replies will be liked, & like this post with your confession.
>sticky already archived. kek
thanks m8, have a fortune
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
spookyπ
i onced fapped in the library when i was like 14
about to take a stinky tavares, lads. i hope it's not a sticky one again
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Rolled 3 (1d6)
roll is what position the avs get from ottawa
im scared m8
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april fools!! not scared at all m8
wew good luck ladβ€οΈ
β²
β²β²
but can we triforce
lol bad luck awaits you, you will never have a clean wipe again as long as you live
F
i hate april fools
i hate u m8π
I love April foolsπΈ
Vote for Messi
my last tavares was so bad i had to pressure wash my butthole clean
Still no spook
Jesus christ
Based & Redpilled
what?
shant like ANY bracket or other trip faggot postsπ
Cringe and Bluepilled
try harder
why the fuck is there a 2 minute cooldown on upvoting
youtube.com
>mfw April Fools with my buds on /hoc/
What are the blue numbers? How do you use emojis
>tfw when (you)'s are no longer the currency
>tfw when love has prevailed.
absolutely based.
so hiroshima nagasaki can sell more good boy passes get yours today $$$
truly we all are april's foolπ
one can only shit post so much
>there's a pig perk
:smuk frog:
1 like = how many (you)s?
at least 2
April fools reminder that Anaheim is whiteβ¦οΈ
*dabs* β’
1/3
Rolled 96 (1d100)
>1 like = how many (you)s?
>rags
I think he means I SUMO
why? football is boring as fuck. cric is even better.
like this
:show score:
Scorelet
all your likes before the cooldown dont count
>an upboat system has lead to (you)s becoming irrelevant and everyone instead repeating memes ad nauseum
this would make an interesting study
:show score:
4channel
If the Coyotes win a playoff game, and nobody is in the stadium to see it, did it really happen?
rude, no likes for you lad. your hockey team sucks too.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
:show score:
>Your fortune: Excellent Luck
thanks friend
showscore
i'm falling asleep desu lads
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
//showscore\\
never forget
The coyotes wild game was literally sold out today you nigger
check me out bros
[show score] [/show score]
lads, i have a GREAT opportunity for you
all you have to do is "Like!" this post. reply to it, and i'll return the favor with TWO, yes 2 "Like!"s.
act fast or you'll miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
:showcock:
nice, have a like
Oh cool we can updoot posts now
I bet you check out dudes assholes you faggot
So were their playoff games
Is score different between boards?
Who has the high score for /hoc/
fuck the sunbelt
brb gotta go fill my tank
me
no seems like its across the whole site.
:show score:
Shitposting as furiously as I can lads
Prove it
Hey guys
FLAMES NEAL
bro wheres my score
>gary bettman's face when a shootout happens
Still no dino or spook. I don't think they are real
you have to confirm your email before you can get any score
Team Peep desu
C R E M E
R
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M
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you need to have a Yea Forums pass. then you do this
:show score:
Fuck you, cream for life
:show score:
Happy early easter, /hoc/!π°
Seattle Rabbitsπ°
who here /not getting points fast enough and is feeling discouraged/?π
WHERE'S MY DINO REEEEEEEE
βΒ°showshow°·
About to take some liquid Nyquil for the first time ever for this nasty cold.
Apologies in advance if I go full Ted before I pass out.
Your fortune: Good Luck
never ever
ill drop a like for ya fren
They seemed to have a decent crowd for the game against Minnesota.
grateful i don't live in ohio, lads
why is /hoc/ so busy now? what do you guys usually do at this time?
thanks, i got you too lad.
Test
this april fool's gimmick is even worse than the last one
you mean this old thing
If Ted wins a playoff round I will whip my cock out for him in solidarity and post it on /hoc/
>they can only draw a crowd when their team is doing well
stop being stingy with likes, you fucking internet jews
wish i knew how the april fools worked
imagine admitting that Yea Forumsuh isnt your main board
Sleep
Had a hunch this year's april fool's gimmick would be worth staying up for and it most certainly wasn't
>people would rather watch success than failure
Brilliant deduction captain retard
And how does dino posting admit that?
shut up kippers no one wants to see your tranny cock
just enter :showscore: somewhere in the text field
I'M NOT KIPPERS SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>toronto can still draw a crowd even when they're in the basement
:showscore:
This post is a test do not like please
:show score:
you went to a busier board where they had upboating parties. Yea Forumsuh moves too slowly for that.
FUCK Winnipeg and FUCK Canadians!
:showscore:
go toronto leaves!
lmao trashville lmao
jealousy doesn't suit you
Toronto has no fans just a bunch of tourists attending for the #likes
Lol
would like this if my like wasn't already on cooldown xddddπ
No bully
lads, type showscore into the options field. you motherfuckers better give me a like for helping you out.
fiinna fug this bitch on tinder
>spoonfeeding
nah fuck off
spooky looking like it needs 1000
wtf faggot
looks like i called you right out
Fuk u nigga
>they can't read
my loins are aching lads
Based spoon feeding poster
the info box says you get points for liking posts too. dont be a greedy fucker.
no
Have a wank then
how is >my team going to do in the playoffs this year?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
is pulju a career ahler?
Your fortune: Outlook good
did you go to /pol/ or Yea Forums?
my score is the % that the Oilers win the draft lottery
Yea Forums
Finland btfo
how will my team do in the draft lottery?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
based oilels dabbing on the league again
>black goalie
Drafting blacks never works
generational ahler
why isn't finlin in here showing off their likes?
who is this dark stranger that is following teams around for the draft lottery?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
rep 4 rep
Your fortune: Good Luck
Will >my team be better next year?
Your fortune: Good Luck
Your fortune: οΌγΒ΄_γ`οΌοΎο½°οΎ
will king ever get ring?
Your fortune: Outlook good
why are all the boomers on capfriendly mad at the Nick Schmaltz contract? 7 years at 5.8 is fucking fine for a 2nd line center
Rolled 12 (1d100)
% chance
because it's a gamble, he's not an established 2nd line center yet
Your fortune: ο½·οΎββββββ(οΎβοΎ)ββββββ !!!!
>there are people ITT who think the nwhl and the like should fail
why do you want less hockey cuties instead of more hockey cuties?
will i ever find a stable happy relationship with a woman?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
ill roll for that
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>surprised that a womans sport isn't sustainable
shitting up other threads while "like" fishing lads
ok let's go again bud
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
for me, it's growing the game except in situations that involve minorities, the sunbelt, and women
for me it's tricking newfags, lads
:show score:
Hey guys, I've been like fishing for 20 minutes
what do you guys think?
:showscore:
yep 1000 for spooky
The business model wasn't sustainable, rather than give her players flase hope that all the work they were putting in was going to one day pay off, Jayna pulled the plug. Now the CWHL is free to negotiate with Bettman and co. without any attachments whatsoever.
not bad not bad
:showscore:
>bettman wants a wnba
i doubt it
>i won't even get a dino
not fair lads
I doubt Bettman wants a WNHL since the WNBA has been nothing but a financial pit and a marketing nightmare for the NBA
pusy
thinking about what to fap to m8s
every like is a dead finn, do your part to bin finns
he said he doesn't want competition between 2 rival leagues, now that 1 has disbanded, he will listen to offers. Womens hockey is miles better as a spectator sport than basketball is so its not a stretch it will do better
im glad dykepuck is dead
S
rph btwπ
all of your teams are
Ill give you this coin for some likes
my gimmick lad
rph ladsπ
Your fortune: Average Luck
fuck ted btw
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
RPH
not a great sign. Try the real team name, the sockeyes.
idk the lack of hits upsets boomers
Sorry lad. I will throw you a Like!
time to haunt rph
Guys stop posting so much rph I can't like them all for you
Your fortune: ο½·οΎββββββ(οΎβοΎ)ββββββ !!!!
thanks bro. glad to see you filling in for me.
post-RPH reminder that the >lefs will NOT make it past the 1st round
can't wait to see what the FOOLish new op is, ha ha
β€οΈ
I think it changes
there is still contact though. the rivalry series back in february was some of the most physical hockey i've seen in a while. partly due to north american refs but also a byproduct of knowing how fit the athletes are now.
will post in the new thread
end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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