/nba/ - OH NO ITS BILL Edition

Yeah at least the Lakers have salary cap, Thunder are in the tax with all their players worth playing entering their 30s. They are who they are and will get worse from here. Imagine the last few years of Westbrook's max

Choking the FUCK outta my dick again

So based

Spurs about to make me lose $600 peruvian dollars on my parlay. Oh well

I do that a lot then can't even get close to nutting from head or sex, always tell myself I'm gonna stop until I can bust during sex but then when I have sex wind up jacking off so I can cum during.

>mfw the Thunder are gonna face the Warriors in the first round
Watch it be the greatest upset of all time.

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>have Harden, Westbrook, Durant and Ibaka all on the same team
>never win a chip and choose the worst guy of your 3 superstars to build around
Lay off the meth

Since the All-Star Break, Marvin Bagley III is averaging 19.0 points and 8.9 rebounds in 27.6 minutes a night (with 40.0% shooting from three). Why draft whites?

I am so fucking tired of watching this 6'2" fucktard running around the court for 40 minutes every single fucking game. It's like there's this light in his brain that lights up whenever he can get an assist, rebound, or brick a three. But it's completely dim otherwise. I don't believe it's beyond this dickwipe- that's right, I'm insinuating Westbrook is a cloth of the variety of which you can wipe your dick with- to literally emasculate his center to get his tenth rebound of the 52nd regular season game against the Suns.

This walking brick flails his limbs after every three point shot. If there's not a defender in the entire fucking building, he'll still thrust his legs out and flail around wildly before falling to the floor as the ball sails ever so graciously into the unsuspecting beer-toting fatass 15 feet away from the hoop. It's fucking absurd.

And the worst part is you thundercunts act like he's this generational talent, an absolute force to be reckoned with, but no. Fuck no. He's little more than an oddly athletic parasite who latches to the teet of the triple-double media, sucking them dry as he viciously fights for that tenth fucking assist.

I truly believe that Russell Westbrook won't die unless there's a stat for "deaths" on the boxscore. THEN HE'LL DIE TEN FUCKING TIMES

We got to chill can't be letting down the incoming white bitches when I have to stop giving back shots because my cardio is gone after 2 hours of pounding with no nut

Is this a pasta
Becuse uts actually kinda funny

You really thought this was it you bitch ass nigga

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u mad?

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t. Durant

They are talented in bringing together talented players and creating a shit team.

>if she dies, she dies

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Wilt would be Enes Kanter in today's game.

this is a good pasta, keep seething

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i still have an iphone 5s i need to get a new phone bros

I have to hold my phone a certain way for it to charge, I have a 6

Man boxed off this Easter Egg and Vodka with haste boi you niggas can't touch me

stfu batty boi

had the same problem with my phone, but I bought a new charger and now it works. You sure it's not the charger

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It could be the charger, it's not charging my daughter's phone either. But the speaker is charging her phone and not my phone which is concerning, I'll definitely try a new charger before I go to the apple store.

is it better to stay with my cheap phone plan and buy a phone outright or sign a contract for a more expensive phone plan and get the phone for 0 down

Isiah Thomas would be Isaiah Thomas in today's game.

Lakeys undefeated now that it is McGee's team. Lebron and the young guys were just holding him back.

go to the Apple Store and make them clean your charger slot

McGee would be Chamberlain in the old school game.

He's just Blake Griffin.

Blake has the size to play his position and move down to the 5. Zion is too slow (laterally) to stay in front of 3s and too little to guard 5s. Tweener rather than a combo forward or big.

blake griffin is officially 4 inches taller than zion but it's probably closer to 6 inches since zion's height is inflated

>tHe lAkeRs GoT wOrSe tHaN LaST yEaR

it's mathematically impossible for us to be worse than last year. lmao fucking owned

Kd is so passive on offense

Blake's height is inflated gtfo he's like 6'8 with trex arms.

you are delusional if you think zion can't guard 3s. PJ tucker guards anything from 2-5 yet you're saying that a more athletic version can't?

blake is closer to 6'8 while zion is closer to 6'3 or 6'2

charles barkley then

BROS THEY GOT NIPSEY

He's a great center in today's game. Coaches are just scared shitless or something to give him 30+ minute a game for no reason. He just dropped 23 points and 16 rebounds on 60% shooting. He's done this basically all week every game he's been given minutes, including a 33 and 20 game last week.

Is there a worse choker in NBA, hell, sports history than this piece of shit? How does he CONSISTENTLY shit the bed during clutch time?

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Zion is no more than 6'0

In Los Angeles. What a shithole. Why would ANYONE ever willingly want to go there?

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PJ Tucker isn't 600 damn lbs

Maybe he is just not that good overall and clutch time is the only time people actually pay attention to him since he's so quietly bad.

stop comparing an old and fat barkley or the fat and young barkley to zion

prime barkley was an athletic build, not 285lbs looking like larry johnson

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Barkley coming out of college was close to 300 lbs. He himself credits his weight loss, work ethic, etc. from the guys in philly teaching him how to be a professional

>bucks vs hawks game had 116 three attempts
at what point does Silver step in? this is actually fucking disgusting and an insult to the league

Anything under 6'8 is too short to play the PF, Dray is an exception not a rule

Why are Warriorfags complaining about refball so much lately?

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no his midrange jumper is ridiculous, and he usually lights up the board during the 3rd/4th quarter, so he has the potential to be fucking good if he wasn't such a piece of shit choker.

You start complaining to the refs before the post season so you get the calls when the meaningful games begin, refs don't want the perception that they're biased since their livelihoods are at stake

>lelkers

that's why i just said don't compare the fat and young barkley to zion

their body types were completely different

barkley in his best shape was just a normal athletic build while zion is already in peak and he's big and bulky

>"Framing" 4d chess
bruh

You just know the Lakers are gonna fall for the Alex Caruso meme and make him a part of the regular rotation next year

Jokic about to fight a nigga.

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Naw, they do this shit with Alex every year

do NOT be mean to any of MY former rapties.

What shoes should I buy bros?

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Delon Wright
Demar Derozan
Demarre Carroll
Bruno Caboclo
Jonas Valanciunas

That's a playoff team in the east

Was picking at my neck, had shaved earlier and I guess I came across an ingrown hair. Squeezed it lighter than you would an ant on the ground you had no intention of killing and it leaked pus everywhere, took a sip of it from my thumb and forefinger and it was the sweetest taste I've ever experienced.

That team beats out the Thunder for a playoff spot.

>gowiz

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Not those my man.

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Anyone else taking a Lonzo right now?

cant buy those breh they are old Shaqs

i think i might need to...i keep passing ingram...

go nuggets!

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Literally this.

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I literally am, hadn’t taken one in nearly two days so this lonzo was particularly satisfying to push out

The ghost of Wilt lives on.

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Imagine being a top 3 seed in the West all season and then choking your way to the 8th just before the playoffs

thunder truly suck dick

trae and zion would be fucking scary bros...zion could literally do nothing but catch lobs and cut to the basket

>tHe lAkeRs GoT wOrSe tHaN LaST yEaR
Twitter niggers really gotta stop typing like this when positing something they disagree with. Shit jarring

This is what I hope happens, hopefully a really solid 3 and D guy with the Mavs pick as well. Then they'd just need a real SF

hopy shit the nuggers hitting 3s

At the nuggets wizards game ask me anything

Stay off the weeeeeeeeeeeeduh

who was the hottest zumba fitness or whatever dancer at halftime?

Why would you NOT be inebriated whilst posting on Yea Forums? Shit foul

My favorite pasttime is getting on here drunk and getting in arguments I'm not invested in for (You)s

gonna listen to this doomer mix 1 more time then go to bed and phone post

im listening to that while working

nice

We russian standard vodka in this bih

I'd be doing the same if this thread was actually populated. I thought march madness was killing /nba/ but turns out you niggas are sarrrft and don't want to converse. My Civ 5 game decent tho

Post play off predictions

paspn.net/NBA/Playoffs/Bracket/

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his last tweet is having strong enemies is a blessing lmaooooo

hornies getting 50balled

Not close enough to tell

youtube.com/watch?v=wuWJUd8nN4w

It's a shame it be our own kind killing us, these crackers really created a situation where we pitted against each other

Niggers should not officiate NBA games. Only church league games and BBB leauge

you can't blame all of your problems on the white man

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Shut your coon ass up

seeding will probably change, but outcome won't

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they hated jesus because he told the truth

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absolutely based friendo

if you keep loving these crackers and posting that uncle tom shit im gonna have to kill you

youtube.com/watch?v=ilv2nSNzNWo
my hawks are elite

kino

bring it bitch boy. You don't want no smoke

you better watch yo mouth, i got a lotta mercenaries in these streets you could easily lose your life. i got hittas that will kill for a mcdouble and fries

Zion is more like 5'11.

What happened to Markelle Fultz?

Died

Been choking on too much dick
Source: I shafted him a couipel time

who?

Guarantee the guy's name will be immortilized by a rap song in the next year or so. Biggest bust in all history.

Based and wilt-approved

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my credit score is 773

He's on the Orlando Magic, a professional basketball team that's in the playoffs the best basketball league in the universe.

What happened to you?

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>in the universe

hate when fags say this. so dumb.

Robert Covington looks so stupid with those braids.

I remember that game. I still think Fultz is going to be a decent player

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>Cucktics fan detected.
Enjoy the first round exit, and watching Kyrie play with a real man next year.

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I couldn't use to never watch porn with a white dick in it but now I'm starting to appreciate the contrast. I do miss black on black porn though

Not him but Celtics fans should be praying Ainge doesn't resign Kyrie, they're like 11-3 when he does not play and .500 when he does. Never seen an all star actively make his team worse by playing while putting up great numbers

>Not him but but here's me fanficcing that my team is better without it's only star

okayjenniferlawrence.gif

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Celtics should just play Hayward and Smart at point. They are better playmakers and also bigger defenders.

People lie, numbers don't. It's inexplicable they run an eclectic and balanced offense without their best player.
If they had money Brogdon would be a much better fit than Kyrie, Hayward is good but not $30million good.

Hayward's already signed so it doesn't matter if Brogdon would be more efficient. They don't get to unsign Hayward.

What part of my post suggest Hayward can magically be unsigned? If anything pointing out he's overpaid and they would need money to sign Brogdon would suggest otherwise, you stupid fucking nigger.

>What part of my post suggest Hayward can magically be unsigned?
Here, this part.
>Hayward is good but not $30million good.
Suggesting clearly that you think Brogdon would be more cost effective.

>He's not as good as his contract, therefore his contract can be rescinded.
Complete simian tier leap in logic, don't respond to my post ever again.

Let's just fast forward to the playoffs. This is so fucking boring.

What are you talking about dumbass

Questionable motor, complete inability to complete field goals from outside of 15ft efficiently, poor free throw shooter, more skill than Wiggins, only averages 4 assist per 40 minutes with 30% usage. He's a bust

just fast forward to the conference finals

it's going to be warriors/rockets and raptors/bucks anyway. Every game till then doesn't matter

sorry I made you look bad brah, but it's really your fault for being retarded.

He's nothing like barkley, barkley had gifted footwork and a soft touch, Zion is like 2006 Shaq in a 5'4 manlet body

He has a motor; reddish is the one with the wiggins' qualities. Barrett is your standard gifted chucker. He can either catch fire or he can shoot you out of the game. Where he goes will make the difference in his career

I thought I told you not to respond, what is your address?

Why are people sleeping on Cavalier guards? Don't make the Brogdon mistake again! Lakers and Knicks should draft those white guards from Virginia!

335 W. Almond, come at me

Chuckers in 2019 shoot memes, Barrett is a far worse outside shooter than THJ and no one is chomping at the bits to develop him. Barrett is somewhere between Wiggins and Shabazz Muhammad

So did the Knicks basically lie to the Mavs about Porzingis' rape allegations?

I can't wait for fuck me like a slave chants when Porzingis comes back to the Garden.

Kind of, they told them that he was being extorted and there was an investigation related to it. Which isn't a total lie

There's a big fucking difference between "he's being extorted" and "there are pending rape charges against him." You can get extorted due to a lot of shit.

Does anybody else here not have a team? I feel like I watch more basketball than anyone but I don't root for anybody. How do I pick a team? They're all so unlikeable.

Anyone else watching Clippers/Grizzlies?

They probably didn't think it would make it to (criminal) court

>/nba/ retards think Zion will bust
So he's a guaranteed star because /nba/ has never ever literally ever been right.

All the same, if the Knicks willfully didn't inform the Mavs that Porzingis had pending rape charges that sounds extremely scummy, and maybe even grounds for legal action from the Mavs.

/nba/ has been right about everything. They were right about GS's 2016 run, right about the Lakers adding Lebron, right about OKC, and right about Duke and Zion.

Trae Young

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European posters encompass a vocal minority of /nba/, in their naive excitement to finally have a player that could possibly be worth a damn in the NBA they denigrated every other rookie in class particularly Trae. /nba/ veterans contended from early in the season that NBA point guards have a difficult development curve, citing examples such as Chauncey Billups and Gary Payton, but Euro posters who only began watching this season for Luka unsurprisingly ignored the greater NBA minds and, like Laker fans, disappeared just before having to eat any crow.

I like the NBA teams, without any championship, I like to be irrelevant, losers, pathetic, with a very low attendance in the arena, and also live always under the shade of a more popular, more successful, more winning and more Important MLS Soccer Team

What NBA teams are like that?

the first nuggets game I ever went to and it ends like that

FUUCKK

the problem is none of the irrelevant loser teams are in cities with MLS teams. The only even kind of popular MLS team I even know of is in LA and the Lakers are still more popular. I guess you could make an argument for the clippers, but they're still pretty good this year

76ers, Hornets, Pelicans

Why do people like this? Wouldn't you just eventually forget to post a gimmick like this?

>fultz
>BBB
>Jah

Shit just Jah alone is enough. Remember how Jah was going to save the big man and KAT was overrated? I certainly do

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He's a samefag. He always goes around and asks which city has a successful MLS team that he can bandwagon, but also feels the need to emphasize that city must has "irrelevant, loser, pathetic", etc. teams in all the other sports.

I actually answered his question the first time before I realized his ulterior motive desu

Asked this young bitch I'm talking to (17) what her sign was, she said a Taurean like that nigga on the Hawks

I was sold on Trae before the draft and despite the hype, I actually think Doncic has had a good (better than I expected) rookie season and would be ROTY most other years. Trae is still the better player now and will be in the future though.

TWO CELL PHONES, MR. MUTHAFUCK A THOT, MR. I BE ON DAT BLOCK, 207 FUCK A OPP

25ppg 13rpg 3.4apg 50%FG 40%3PTFG 26.6 PER

Who's that Pokemon?

JV

KAT the god

Stiff ass cracker can't get stats like that
Yep

They really did my man nipsey like that

Agreed. I think the knicks pick should go to the mavs.

Man I feel bad for the Grizzlies, so many fucking injuries, it looks like Valanciunus actually fucked his ankle up good so RIP.

>JV is kill

Thanks Shamet

F for JV

Will Silver fix the draft lottery so that the Lakers get Zion?

Who had the Kings sweeping the season series with the Spurs this year?

not gonna lie, I'd be shocked if the knicks don't get the 1st pick

My Celties are getting the number one pick (:

They're getting a decade straight of #2 picks. But the answer is yes, because after the draft order is set and the Knicks have the #1, they will have it taken away as punishment for Porzingis, bumping the Lakers up

How do we save Jokic bros? The nuggets suck dick, he needs to get OUT

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Trade him to the Celtics for Hayward, young players and pick compensation.

Bros could you please like my post?

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yeet😃

>intentionally wrong filename
>Canadian flag
>attention whore

I don't think so (also please like and subscribe my post )

The cool down kind of defeats the entire purpose of likes, there's no social media website that prevents me from liking as much content as I want without a time limit

lakers fans are mentally challenged incels

>Hiro in charge of not being an utter retard
lel lel elel el el

like if the thunder is based and brodie is the greatest player in the history of sports

How do I dislike a post?

>ancient

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Like for like

like this post please

desu it really sucks the team is having such an unfortunate issue at such disadvantageous time. They just can't make open shots at a normal rate.

Defense has been top 10 post-ASB, 29th offense, same rate of contested and open shots, but worse percentages on everything

These pictures are always stupid, the child never looks mulatto.

Guys I Like! to check the date 1st. Do you?

we'll upset gsw and get the spiritual championship

It's Westbrook, he sucks dick

LIKE MY POST

Like if the Raptors are 1st round exits and Leafs are fucking niggers

Okay

He's leading the team in scoring and FG% since the ASB compared to PG who has went from MVP level to not even his percentages from last year.

Also Adams' PPG has fallen, FG% down to near 50%, their 3rd leading scorer was Dennis, now it's Grant, and their 5th and 6th leading scorers have fallen off the face of the earth, which also means the bench ppg is bottomed out.

Brad Stevens is a FRAUD

OMG, can we have a vent thread???

My biggest pet peave is when a team has issues, the first person to get blamed is the head coach, like UHHG that's SOOOO lazy

If the coaches where getting the praise for their system why don't the players get the blame after the system was working and the defense didn't change how they played the team?

like to light chuck's blunt

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That's a cigar

because it's easier. Welcome to the world of catering to morons. Nobody is going to make a fuss about players not hustling back, not boxing out, missing open teammates, etc. when they can just blame the coach. That unless it's an opportunity to shit on a certain player at the time

with weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

>the Knicks may have actually, deliberately deceived the Mavericks about Porzingis in order to get rid of him before his rape charges were made public

Beyond being kind of a shitty thing to do, I'm not the only one who thinks this is incredibly stupid, right? Did the Knicks somehow think this wasn't going to get out?

If the Mavs are telling the truth then the Knicks are about to get fucked by the league office.

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Zingis dindu nuffin I STAND WITH ZINGIS

DUDE😃

like if porzingis is a rapist

If Kobe can get away with raping like 7 women then I'm pretty sure that white kid will be just fine

How do you rape someone with a torn ACL?

Did he just use his freakishly long arms to pin her down?

Did he penetrate while standing on 1 leg? How did he stop her from hitting his injured leg?

Michael Jordan is better than LeBron James

>How do you rape someone with a torn ACL?
I think he did it with his penis

+5 likes for this post!😃

Hahaha benis :DDDD

upball’d

Downvoted

You can like things on Yea Forums now lol

Rolled 6 (1d6)

Upvoting all anti-LeBron posts

wtf are emojis back baka desu

show your score scorelet

test

What the fuck? We can post emojis?

april fools day nigga🦇

Who wants some free likes?

👌

Don't bully pls

...

like 4 desu

Fill me up like whore

gibe likes
im tryna unlock the dino emoji for my rapties👌

LeBron is doodoo

Best of luck user

why my rapties at??

test🐓

liked!!!!!

I do

Haha chicken :)
Chickens are technically raptors

+1

upboat pls i need to unlock dino

Test

:)

...

like this post if you HATE that nasty, dirty, smelly CHIMP leboon james

I'll updote anybody trying to rep my rapties

Night losers

Upvoted!
Downvoted!

i see rapties, i like. simple as.

i am upvoting all rapties fans just be patient

If bird raptors win the championship!

If mammal Bucks win championship!🐖

>lakeshits

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Zion will still be the number one pick

rapties win!

Bucks got dabbed on by a bird literally 2 seconds ago, idiot

But pigs aren't birds!♦️

>t. Delusional Westcuck dick riders who think he won't absolutely shit on his teams chances at a ring at any given chance

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Obviously. March Madness tourney is meaninglyless

Zion had a great tournament, why wouldn't he?

If club or diamond, Rapties win ECF

If spade or heart Bucks win ECF♠️

Bucks win again!

Warriors suck dick

>An incident broke out after Wizards-Nuggets between a member of Nikola Jokic's family and Wizards players Bobby Portis and Jordan McRae.

Fuck Jokbitch

Probably called them niggers and shit

the number of likes this gets will the # of losses the wurryurs get in ploffs

❤️

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAYAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MOUNTIE TRASH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY FUCKING LOST TO THE WIZKIDS

Haven't been on Yea Forums in a few days what the fuck is going on

we became reddit

We're all fucking your mom, that's what

April fools

I bit the b8 hard

Will the NBA undo the bullshit rules they created this year and allow defense to come back?

Your fortune: Average Luck

test

I don’t get it

🙁

Smoothest jumper in the league right now?

>281

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You're mentally ill

unironically Buddy Hield
youtube.com/watch?v=_U4tZ_XLmVc

He shoots with his wrist and it's really cool looking. Like MJ but with 3s and it's quicker

How do you check what perks you've unlocked?

check this 6 instead

>2

You're like babby, watch this

With these dubs

Is LeBron an alcoholic

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I don’t know, the game has always evolved to diminish perceived advantages or disadvantages at the discretion of owners and the commissioner. I think the reason defense has been nerfed is the NBA is very much aware of what fantasy football has done for the NFL, thus making it easier for your Mo Wagner’s and Trevor Ariza’s of the NBA to have a considerable impact on any given night and worth being “owned.” Additionally, highlight reels of great offensive plays are far more popular than practically nonexistent clips of a disciplined defensive possession. Especially in today’s game where defense isn’t man to man but almost entirely about switching, lateral quickness and having a strong rim protector.

I would like them to bring back the early 00s defense.

Guy seems like he’s got Peter Pan syndrome, but then again what black guy in his 30s-40s doesn’t.

>Lebron will never be your cool wine uncle
feels bad💔

I just want to get my rapty perk in time for the game...

cant blame him when he's on a shit team like the lakers

bucks are

Heh, my high school sweetheart got pretty fat. Guess that’s what happens when you stay down South.

>people still falling for the hyper athletic giga niga and white shooters meme
Thought the 76ers put it to rest last year, you need to be able to create your own shot without a full head of steam going toward the basket in the playoffs.

>mfw lebron opens up a winery

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fuck peeps
fuck chocolate
fuck creme
and FUCK lonzo ball

i was pb last year

Team Peanut Butter, we out here♠️

My Wizzies exposing those Nigglets frauds

I still got that shit and I'm 29. It's an INFP thing. I think LeBron is also an INFP desu

Fuck Lebron. Fuck the Lakers. Fuck Duke. And Fuck Trump.

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I like all posts repping my rapties

I really wish he stayed in Cleveland

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>durant is 30
>been in the league more than 10 years
>doesn't have a single NBA son

damn. Is he even trying?

Tacko Fall was actually 6'3 and Zion is 5'9

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>wins the NBA Finals near you

Something is wrong with these measurements

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Rolled 35 (1d100)

Lakers wins next year

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Sixers playoff chances.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

OH NONONONONO

Reminder my pellies are getting zion

My nuggies are getting swept in the first round

You can't actually believe the Raptors stand a chance...

Click "Like!" if you think Kristaps is innocent

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Dislike

espn.com/nba/story/_/id/26414381/woman-wanted-knicks-mediate-porzingis

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Uplike this post and a white girl will come to you in 2019

I feel like wilt in that picture today

>In the handwritten letter that she described as a contractual agreement with Porzingis for payment of $68,000 -- a copy of which was obtained by ESPN -- Porzingis' name is misspelled and it is unclear whether the signature belongs to him.

In the alleged agreement, the woman wrote: "This agreement effective February 7, 2018, acknowledges the fact that an unexpected escalated sexual intercourse due to an inevitable physical attraction on the part of Kristap (sic) occurred subsequently, warrants compensation payable towards (the woman's) siblings college tuition in the amount of $68,000. ...

>women
>understanding contracts

>Women

Jesus fuck anything to get paid

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Can the sixers unironically win the Championship this year?

They can’t even make it to the conference finals

>Sixers
>past the second round

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This will be interesting.
By stating that the money is intended for another party, one who was not harmed/has no connection to the alledged act, she might have completely fucked up her legal case.
To seek hush money for harm one has endured can be a valid attempt at getting a settlement.
To seek hush money for a something unrelated to the harm (here to benefit her family member that wasn't assaulted) can be extortion.
The legal term is 'nexus'. In one scenario the payout is related to the harm - there is a direct connection, the nexus.

Being a Knicks player only pulls you 29 year old roastie nowadays. The game changed bros.

Some guys believe the man got him

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>"Contractual Agreement."
>Spells the fucker's name wrong for a "legal document"
She can't even blackmail properly. Can women literally do anything right?

Porzingis did nothing wrong

*smacks lips* where the black women at?

>those gay ass personality codes
Thought this meme died until I matched with a girl on tinder who used them like zodiac signs

Brandon Ingram was supposed to be his son but he sucks ass. Unsurprisingly there aren’t many 7footers who are ultra mobile and have burner

>post on mobile so missing out on some of the April festivities
I’m surprised so many people use Yea Forums on their computer🙁

It’s not that, Kristaps is just ugly, tall to the point it’s no longer hot, bad haircut/no style and has no game whatsoever. Guy thinks he’s a young Derek Jeter because he’s begging for pussy in every instathot’s DMs. I imagine a guy like Herzonja has fucked everything in Manhattan.

I kinda hope they keep Yea Forums likes and perks, I like getting internet validation points for my post especially if everyone else can see them.

Remember when s4s was just a meme 7 years ago

No, I just started posting here during the election (:

No matter how much volume scoring Ingram does in his sophomore campaign Tatum leads him in TS%, PER, offensive and defensive win shares, defensive rating, defensive plus/minus, VORP, and despite his horrendous shooting inside the arc and his dip outside is still a significantly better perimeter shooter than Ingram on way more volume. Ingram in his sophomore campaign has yet to register even average PER.

What do people see in this skinny ugly ass nigga? PPG and dunks make a player good now? Is it really just because he plays for the Lakers?

If this gets 5 likes I'll post the locked discord link

>shieeet dese old cracka ass muthafuckas talm bout we colluding nd shieet

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fucking spurs blowing the end of the season AGAIN and stumbling into the postseason all bamboozled and confused AGAIN

same shit every year

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Davis is a fuck but also a solid guy, let NO know he had no interest in an extension and retracted statements he’d only resign with the Lakers so they can maximize their return. Simultaneously I genuinely believe he wants to be traded to a competitive club so he can have his cake (supermax) and eat it too (be on a competent team rather than the one that drafted him).
Fortunately the Thunder are far worse preventing a major stumble.

Who’s post season plan is less realistic: Lakers or Knicks? Knicks want to add KD and another max player, probably Kyrie. Lakers want to add a max player and trade in their young “blue chips” and possibly their lottery pick for AD.

they're losing to shit teams at home, wtf is defrozen real

always thought he's an ENFJ

When KD left any chance OKC had of competing for a title left with it. Westbrook will be their most celebrated athlete in franchise history when he retires, but it was clearly KD’s team.

This kid has exceeded all possible expectations at his draft slots, NBA teams really need to stop drafting solely on potential and picking the youngest available prospect with the intention of teaching them how to play when guys like Brunson and Brogdon are immensely more valuable than most projects will ever be. That being said I would never draft a white boy.

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thunder-warriors is gonna be the greatest first round kino ever.

its really sad to watch. kd needs to leave just to become a more dominate player again.

When was the last Jordan public appearance, when he was smiling holding all that whiskey? Never see that nigga in the news. Maybe that's just billionaire privilege

It’s going to be Westbrook chucking 30 shots a game on 48%TS while the Warriors point and laugh at him, Westbrook will inevitably chimp out and get ejected in front of the OKC crowd and despite getting swept be considered ‘real’ and someone who plays incredibly hard because he got angry in a 20pt loss.

Guys life is literally just kicking back at the pool fucking white women in some slides while occasionally going to Hornets games

Whichever team drafts RJ Barrett in the top 3 is gonna regret it. The guy has shown time and time again that he doesn’t perform well in big games, and is just a selfish high volume chucker who can only pad stats against scrubs. His game is simply not conducive to winning similar to Demar DeRozen. He failed to carry Duke when Zion was injured or score clutch points when teams focus half of the attention of their defense on stopping Zion.

Jarrett Culver is the real player that should be drafted #3 after Zion and Morant. He could score as many or more points per game as Barrett if that’s all he cared about and had a teammate like Zion to help open him up constantly but he plays completely within himself and makes low ego decisions based on what will give his team the best chance to win.

I think the top 3 draft picks should definitely be set in stone at Zion, Morant, and then Culver. Everyone after that is just a crapshoot.

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that sounds pretty epic outside of the going to hornets games part.

Seen Culver going third after Morant and before RJ in a lot of mock drafts. The most disgusting parts of RJ’s game are his free throws, worse three point shooting than Zion, and 4 assist per 40 minutes despite 30% usage. He really deserves to die

He only goes when they play legit teams, he’s not going to watch the Hornets play Orlando four times a year.

RJ the biggest fraud in the draft Rui better

Rui is gonna be a Boris Diaw/Thad Young type that everybody misses out on because he's not 19. My Spurs will pick him up with the Rapties draft pick (:

Barrett reminds me of Wiggins. Super hyped coming into his freshman year but never really shows anything all season.

Rui is going top 5 easy

You just know the Celshits are gonna fall for the Sekou Doumbouya meme

Yeah, I’ve seen a lot of the more well knowledged basketball analysts jump hard on the Culver bandwagon. I think one of the most appealing aspects to him is that he was content with being a role player as a freshman to help Tech win last year instead of flaunting his obvious natural talent to get draft hype, but now that he’s become the #1 guy on Tech, everyone is just now seeing his talent for the first time and realizing he could have easily been drafted in the late lottery last year if he had played more selfishly.

I think he projects to be a similar kind of player to CJ McCollum in the NBA, except with a potentially higher ceiling due to his superior length.

They'll think they're getting Pascal Siakam but really be drafting Livio Jean Charles/Jakarr Sampson.

is the draft being nothing but a humongous crapshoot the biggest secret everybody knows and nobody talks about?

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Brandon Clarke is better than Rui famalam. Honestly, I would seriously consider drafting Clarke in the top 5 with how unsure this draft looks after Zion and Ja. He really impressed me in the tournament.

FUCK CURRY

I don't think he'll ever be the shooter CJ McCollum is in the NBA, his 3pt really regressed this season with increased usage and he's never converted a high percentage of his free throws. But he's as good an athlete as CJ and with his size alone will be a better two way player. I think the best comparison I can think of is Dick Barnett, talented combo guard who can create in the half court but like Donovan Mitchell doesn't have a true position. Not someone you have to respect off the ball but not primarily a facilitator either. He's going to be more efficient than either of those players if he goes to the right team.

It's not a secret.
No like for you.

The biggest open secret is that only the top 3 picks in any draft are worth tanking for, but beyond that they aren’t worth shit for most teams because most teams are terrible at drafting and player development. Literally half the league is unwatchable.

Didn't mean to like your post, I disagree. None of the top 3 are worth tanking for.

Nah, there are usually at least 2-3 “sure bets” in college ball, but again, bad drafting can easily waste those picks i.e. lonzo bust

WE MADE IT BROS. WE GOT DINO

There are no generational players in this draft, if you're investing an entire year of your basketball club being terrible you hope to come away with more than a 'solid' player. The absolute cieling for the top three consensus players in this draft (Zion Williamson, Ja Morant, RJ Barrett) are just starters who don't move the needle for their team.

How many uplikes do you need?

>he doesn’t think Zion is a generational talent
I know he’s a meme but come on man. If you’ve been watching his game at all you’d know that he’s got a unique skill set and can probably start on like 3/4ths of the teams in the NBA

Absolutely BASED

>a 6'5 big man with no perimeter game who shoots 60% on his FT and relies heavily on athleticism to score the outstanding majority of his buckets at the basket is generational
He's undersized and doesn't have the skills or length power forwards need in today's game to be effective.

so how do we know kristap didn't just intentionally tell her the wrong spelling of his name to make it look like the document was fake?

Nah, it’s been talked about a lot that this draft is very weak. Anybody who attentively follows the NBA, College, and high school player hype has known or at least heavily expected for like 2 or 3 years now that this draft would probably be a down year for talent with how great the year before it was.

Like, when high school players would reclassify their graduation year to 2018 to get in to college earlier, they would usually get a huge bump in their rankings, and conversely, when 2018 players moved their graduation to 2017 (which a lot of the expected top 2018 players did which is a big reason why 2017’s high school class was so stacked) they would see a drop in their relative rankings.

>you can’t prove he DIDN’T do this
Occam’s razor bitch

my rapties :)

Lose to my Buckies everytime we play (:

Literally who can stop my RAPTIES?

My Pisties with ease

>derrick rose case
>hurrr he's a rapist

>exact same thing happens to white player
>o-occam's razor... he dindu nuffin haha

really astonishing the lengths people go to protect people who share their skin color...

Yeah, no Rachel Nichols coming out saying nobody should ever cheer for Kristaps again. Rose was found not guilty but remains guilty in the court of white public opinion because he's "ghetto," Kristaps case has yet to be scrutinized in court or had all the evidence been revealed to us but these crackers have already determined his innocence.

700 or something

Which year was Lebron’s prime?

>tfw just liking every Canadian/Raptors post I see

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fuck
the
bucks

Pretty sure Silver's entire draft percentages implementation this year will be used very specifically as a warning for the teams that churn out unwatchable and uncompetitive basketball that hurts the league's bottomline. Don't see the Knicks, Bulls or Suns winning the lottery. I do know Silver reprimanded the Mavericks for tanking last year but also know he likes that cracker Luka so could see the Mavericks being rewarded for at least making an effort to compete in the first portion of the season. Could also see the Lakers being rewarded with a high pick, they always seem to be especially lucky in the lottery.

i wasn't talking about this draft specifically, but the draft in general. draft analysts are the biggest snake oil salesmen in the business. all that hot air and hours of air time and podcasts and mock draft bullshit, and then poof, you get guys like wiggins, okafor, jabari parker going in the top 3. that shit ain't worth anyone's time.

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fuck
bucks

You finna tell me my nigga kobe aint da GOAT

you tweakin nigga

Did that gaptooth bitch really say no one should cheer for Rose after that obviously false rape accusation?

His legacy was hurt the most with the proliferation of advanced stats
After he scored 50 she brought up the allegations that he was already found not guilty of in court a year earlier, denouncing his redemption story.

He’s not, but he’s arguably the greatest Laker besides Magic and Shaq

Kareem and West were better players, but "best Laker" is such an arbitrary title it's hard to argue. I mean West was arguably the best individual for the Lakers organization ever that's not named Jerry Buss but didn't win nearly as much hardware as Kobe as a player.

Hahaha holy shit what a dumb bitch.
youtu.be/67HVtWgDE10

lebron is the best laker

He's not a better player than Hot Rod Hundley

I agree his inconsistent shooting is by far the biggest concern, and I don’t realistically expect him to become as good a shooter as CJ, but he will probably be a bit better of a slasher.

However, the one very encouraging thing I will say about his shot is that, mechanically at least, it looks absolutely beautiful and he shoots straight over the top of his head which combined with his nice natural length gives it a crazy high arc that makes the thing incredibly difficult to guard if and when he can actually knock it down consistently.

Also, one other thing that might give you some hope he’ll learns to hit it more consistently is that he did shoot much better as a freshman, and I kind of suspect the reason for his shooting regressing was that his body has actually continued to fill out quite a bunch throughout college, and he might still be needing to get a feel for his new body. You look at pictures of him now and how he looked as a Freshman, and the difference is pretty eye popping.

He’s not even as good of a laker as Nick Van Exel

This is off-topic but I've never heard of Nipsey Hussle until yesterday.

The first time I saw him was on a comedy show that was overall mediocre but he was hilarious in the guest spot. Listened to Grindin All My Life and Last Time That I Checked a lot over the previous summer, and of course I always thought it bewildering he and Lil Wayne pulled Lauren London. Seemed like a solid guy, I thought him looking as though he was about to run a fade when the Lakers fought the Rockets was hilarious. Niggas really do bang in LA though

If he's an average three point shooter, given his vision, length, athleticism, shot mechanics and ability to create for himself and others he'll be a good rotation player for a very long time. Coaching is going to pretty much make or break him though, I don't think he should be relegated to a 3 and D off ball threat but rather play a TJ Warren role.

anybody seen richie?

anybody know why richie did bobbie lupo ?

Same

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I agree. I knew full well Brunson would be a fucking baller in the NBA the moment I watched the elite 8 game between Nova and Texas Tech last year. Like, I was aware that Nova had a ton of players on their team who were projected to be drafted before that, but I didn’t know the specifics of who was supposed to be drafted where, and after watching Brunson completely outclass everyone that game I thought, “so surely Brunson is supposed to be the guy who’s Nova’s highest mocked player right?” Nope, sure enough, I looked it up right after the game and he wasn’t even being mocked in the 1st round which I thought was fucking crazy.

What’s even crazier is that I am a Mavs fan and I was desperately hoping he’d somehow fall to us in the 2nd round, and it actually fucking happened.

>all of Braves twitter using this as their avatar to protest lack of pitching signings

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Would you draft Garnett over Duncan if your team's coach isn't Popovich?

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No, the Spurs never won anything before or after Duncan. The influence of a good coach is significantly overestimated, where are all the teams that won titles because they had an exemplary coach and no all NBA talents? The Pistons are the only example in the last thirty years. If Popovich was capable of "making" an individual player it would not be difficult whatsoever to replicate the talents of Tony Parker, Manu Ginobili, Tim Duncan, or Kawhi Leonard. The reality is Popovich, Phil Jackson and Red Auerbach, while being the best coaches in the history of the sport, only went as far as the talents that they coached.

They're not remembered nearly as fondly if Popovich is fired in place of Doc Rivers, as the Spurs front office had intended, Phil isn't passed over for the Knicks job instead of the Bulls, or if by some twist of fate Red isn't involved with the Celtics.

Duncan is better with or without pop

Kawhi's baby is healthy and is also very canadian. rapties fans does it get much better?? this lil nigga gonna be playing for the rapties soon enough

Garnett really didn't accomplish much when he played alongside other Hall of Famers in a much weaker conference, he was old by the end of it but only 30 when he arrived in Boston with Rivers, Ray and Paul Pierce, the latter won the FMVP in their only championship. Duncan had the better peak and was more effective for longer, Garnett is just romanticized because he spent much of his prime on pathetic clubs and for some reason zoomers have determined that a player who accomplishes less really did more.

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How do we keep doing it?

In horrible company, no G league MVP has ever done anything.

>G-League
Wow it's fucking nothing😂

Blake Griffin out the remainder of the season.

I'm actually hoping that the Pistons can drop down to the 7th in the East. They swept the raptors while the 76ers have given them trouble this season.

Dwayne Casey really is underrated if they can manage to win games without Griffin. That's a team without a legit small forward or power forward somehow managing to grind out wins, reminds me of when my Rockets started Chuck Hayes for a season and went .500

Why didn't Vander Blue finish college (for free)?

It's almost as if he's a COTY winner or something

also won DPOY

Winning 50+ games with the Raptors is just fools gold

pistons arent making the playoffs mate. raptors are losing tonight on purpose to get caseys salty ass outta there

I highly doubt it. With 6 games left the Pistons have the Grizzlies, Hornets and Knicks to close the season and they are currently 1.5 games ahead of the magic so it would take some major fucking up to miss the playoffs.

basketball-reference.com/gleague/awards/dpoy.html

Think there's a stark correlation between players that actually play enough in the G league to win season awards and players who never make a roster in the NBA.

The pistons are going to tank for a 7th seed to play raptors first round. It makes the most sense from a money standpoint - if you have a chance of reaching the second round, you sell more tickets, food, merch, etc.
also the pistons can't be the sixers so playing raptors might be their only option

My Raptors are NOT losing to the pisstains

Like if you agree

we did have Lorenzo Brown, previous G league MVP. Im aware it means nothing lol.
streamable.com/zzctf

Yeah he got waived earlier this year and never picked up anywhere else. Essentially if you actually stick around in the G league long enough for the coaching staff to make you a foundational player your chances of becoming a commodity on an NBA roster are slimmer. The best G league players traditionally are either guys who rehabbed there (Tony Parker, Rajon Rondo, Demarcus Cousins) or Spurs players that play defense (Danny Green, Dejounte Murray, Derrick White).

Pistons arent tanking lmao. they arent even guaranteed a spot yet

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craptors would absolutely lose to the pisstains you fucking mong, all they do is choke to chad casey

its finally out lads!
youtube.com/watch?v=F6Z1Y-jQxDE

*disliked*
Don’t @ me again or I’ll activate my dummy accounts and downlike your posts into oblivion

yeah i don't think i'll watch this, kawhi's autism would probably make me cringe all the way

Heats remaining schedule

Celtics x2
Timberwolves
76ers
Nets
Raptors

When did they come out with a Westbrook emoji?

Congratulations he's now king of shit mountain.

Why do people always compare Trae Young's stats with Curry rather than someone like CP3, Westbrook, or even Nash? Comparing anyone's shooting stats to Curry, the best shooter in NBA history, makes them look bad.

Trae Young's rookie stats are very similar to CP3's and anyone would be happy to draft a CP3 calibre player.

please god let heat make playoffs over nets

>why do people with an agenda compare Trae Young, a playmaker and average shooter, to the greatest shooter in all history
Because they want to point out the differences in their efficiency. They don't want to compare Trae Young to Jason Kidd, CP3 or Magic Johnson (where he's exceeded all in scoring and playmaking in his rookie season) because that would be a favorable presentation for Trae Young.

Trae Young's detractors decided early in his rookie season what kind of player he was going to be and rather than eat crow since he's exceeded all but the most favorable expectations have decided to move the goalpost. Now his three point shooting isn't good enough since he doesn't shoot like Curry, but they will not discuss Luka's three point percentage which has dipped below Trae's now.

Zion is most certainly a generational player ya freakin dingus. There is not another player in the NBA that possesses his particular combination of traits and athleticism, nor has there really ever been. Closest comparison is probably Charles Barkley, and even then, Zion is still stronger and taller than Chuck was.

Plus I would personally argue Morant might well be a generational talent too. He was just a late bloomer which is why he wasn’t getting much of any hype before this year, but there are plenty of greats who didn’t develop until later in college, and he passes the eye test when you watch him on the court with other college players. It’s ridiculously obvious he’s just on a completely different level that other players around him can never reach.

Outside of those 2 guys I would agree, yeah, there’s nobody else even close to looking like a generational talent.

>particular combination of traits and athleticism
some skills would be nice desu

Being big and athletic doesn't make you good if you have no skill otherwise, Zion and Charles Barkley are both listed 6'6. Zion is too short to play the C and doesn't have the lateral quickness to guard SFs and smaller quicker wings. He can not shoot the basketball or free throws, this is not a generational player in the pace and space game of today.
>It’s ridiculously obvious he’s just on a completely different level that other players around him can never reach.
He's more talented than the least talented draft crop since 2000 so he's a generational talent? He wasn't even a projected first round talent until this season, in any other draft class he's a late lottery selection.

zion is dejuan blair with acls

nice one

Lebron James? More like Lebroken Games

My Rapties finna winna👌

Another division championship, yeah. They can't beat the Celtics, Pistons or Bucks in a 7 game series though.

larry

Celtics are a joke, Bucks haven’t made it out of the first round in nearly 20 years, and we were missing at least one starter every time the Pistons beat us. Stay scared.

Celtics are a better team than the Raptors, who were unable to take a single game off the worst Cavaliers team in years. The Celtics lost three rotation players and went to 7 while allowing their rookie player to lead in scoring. That core is superior to the overachieving G leaguers that make up the Raptors.

Bucks haven't made it out the first round in years due to Jason Kidd, they now have Coach Bud which is why they are the superior club to Nurse's Raptors. They'd probably beat you guys in 5 if Brogdon doesn't come back.

>M-muh basketball is played on paper
It's not, the Pistons have consistently outcoached, outplayed and humiliated the Raptors both at home and on the road. They don't have an answer to their twin towers situation, especially now that they traded their best big man for a Gasol brother seven years removed from his prime.

You guys got owned by Cleveland for 3 years straight

>and doesn't have the lateral quickness to guard SFs and smaller quicker wings

He can sometimes play kinda lackadaisical on defense and gambles too much on steals, but he *can* momentarily guard slashing wings at least enough to direct them towards a rim protector if he stays diciplined. And as far as guarding taller centers, he simply just needs to learn how to fundamentally exploit his massive body to not let them get a deep position in the post to begin with, because it’s not like anybody can actually back him down in the post.

he’s definitely a tweener on defense similar to Julius Randle and an NBA coach will need to figure out how to design a team and system around him that utilizes his strengths and covers his weaknesses, but it’s hardly impossible.

Julius Randle sucks at defense, Zion is a way better athlete though. Zion can survive on a switch but he's not going to be elite at anything without the natural advantage of being a giga niga against little white bois in college. When he's guarded by someone as strong or skilled as Rui every play that will mitigate that advantage.

Will the Eastern Conference ever be good again?🙁

No, Kawhi is leaving the Raptors this year. The Bucks aren't going to overpay Khris Middleton when Brogdon is younger and better at everything comparitively. Celtics suck ass and dick, they might get a moderate boost from letting Kyrie walk. The only hope for the east is that Zion is as good as white college basketball fans project and gets drafted to the Hawks.

>LeBron leaves
>Raptors fans all giddy they can "compete" now

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Need a white girl to impregnate

>never worn a condom once while fucking random girls off dating apps
>still can't cum in a white pussy because I beat my meat too much
I just want to get a white girl pregnant and manipulate her into not making me pay child support.

FRAUD

Kyrie >>>>> D'angelo Russell > Trae Young >>>>> Kyle Lowry
Marcus Smart >> Danny Green
Jayson Tatum = Kawhi
Siakam = Morris
Horford >>> Ibaka/Gasol

Celtics bench with Hayward > Raptors bench with Lin

Can't definitively say the Raptors have one better player on their roster than the Celts. Definitely don't have nearly as good a coach.

Thunder suck dick

My rapties :)

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i can't believe they got nipsey and kawhi is gonna leave...

My rapties are frauds but the celshits are the biggest frauds in the entire league

Why’d he get killed anyway? Was he some secret gang leader or something? Pissed of some petty loser? A random lunatic with a gun?

He does have skills. He can drive and dish, he sees passing lanes about as well as most guards do, has a good sense of where he should always be on the floor, and his footwork around the rim is very solid.

It’s not like the guy is just an athletic freak who didn’t produce in games. His college production was similarly as amazing as his athletic talent.

got dayum check out the thicc white girls that teach at LeBrons school... I need to go back and get my GED if ya know what i mean...

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>secret gang leader
Guy was very vocally a crip.
Rapshits are the biggest frauds in the league besides the Bucks, added Kawhi to a 55+ win core and will accomplish nothing but a second round exit with a guy who should be a legit MVP candidate
People need to stop pretending Zion has any point forward potential, guy should have been averaging 5+ assist with that team and with the way they played but doesn't even exceed 4 per 40 minutes. He will get locked down at the next level where you need to score on three levels to be a competent player.
You just know Lebron uses these women as breeding wenches.

Need to have beautiful children with a white girl

jesus fuck these women look like they're FIENDING for BBC

kawhi has cucked the raptors so hard this season lmao. imagine only having to go to your job 2/3 of the time and getting paid the same

If MJ is the goat why are his kids so shit at basketball? Bronny James is already way better than any of Jordans kids ever were.

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Is Dell Curry the GOAT? His children are better than Lebron's or Jordan's will ever be

give it to me straight nba.

are the blazers ever going to contend ?

Goats dont have kids

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>one FMVP
Not even as good as Kobe

>People need to stop pretending Zion has any point forward potential, guy should have been averaging 5+ assist with that team and with the way they played but doesn't even exceed 4 per 40 minutes.

No, what we need to stop pretending is that Zion was surrounded by godly teammates when the truth is Barrett and Reddish are overrated usage wasting fat sacks of shit. A team that was actually built around Zion with just normal college roleplayers would have been much better than that Duke team.

>can't even make the Final Four with two lottery picks on his squad
Zion already getting the Lebron treatment, denigrating his highly recruited and talented teammates because the team underachieved.

Imagine getting traded to Toronto then impregnating your wife a month later, all because you want your kid to have the better life than you did as a Canadian citizen?

Cringed and nikebrainwashedpilled

Giannis playing tonight? If not I'm on the Pisties and Pacies because I ain't see much of them this year (probably for good reason)

Nike chooses who get the FMVP? Then why'd they give Rebook's Shaq three of them over Kobe?

what type of post do I have to make in order to get likes

damn that woman shrunk...

That’s a pretty dumb April fools gag dude

Cute one

Go to Yea Forums and make one of the threads they have every day

you can't get points on /b

Holy fuck bros, I’ve been in denial for a while now but it’s clear now...Kawhi is re-signing with the Raptors after getting swept by the Warriors

Nice.

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ZION NEEDS MORE HELP

No teams are good this year

>Jayson Tatum = Kawhi
This nigga on meth.

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