OFFICIAL BRAVES AT PHILLIES GAME THREAD

>Can't even pronounce Albies

They'll probably find a way to blow it.

Ratty Josh Donaldson looks like he'd fit right in on the 1995 braves

>Paying Josh Donaldson 23 Million dollars

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MY DICK?

A rod said it for me now I'm mad

>these announcers

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>She mispronounced Brian Snitker's name as Siniticker.

>mfw a woman is trying to explain baseball to me

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after a quick and efficient inning by Arrieta's standards the game is still 0-0

>Dat Strikeout!
Please be good, Wright.

no hitter confirmed

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I'm liking this trend of meme numbers

>mfw he didn't bean harper

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>its another drunk, attention starved bitch is chanting and screaming all game episode

kill me

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I do hope the Phillies start getting more aggressive at hunting fastballs ahead in the count. Lsat year they were waaaay too passive

Geez, Wright. Settle down before you kill someone.

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JUST BEAM THIS DUDE

This kid's gonna have a short outing
Can't blame him, this is an insane lineup to debut with

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PHILLIES LEGEND RICK KRANITZ

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How does Herrera swing on the first pitch there?

phillies fan here

>These are the future pitchers of baseball
Is pitching dying in MLB?

>beam

are you 8?

also

NO HITTER STILL POSSIBLE

Yep, Braves win

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I hate cesars gloves

When is the NL going to get with the times and adopt the DH rule already

Nobody wants to watch a fucking pitcher go 0-5 every game

It's the kid's FIRST outing in the MLB against a ridiculously loaded lineup

fuck off dude

>Phillies in charge of hitting.

Real glad Wright pitched himself out of that jam he created though.

>espn sound picks up no cheering or booing in the stands but the one rabid screaming fucking retard is seemingly mic'd up the entire time

fuck off dude

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Dude relax. I’m just worried about these prospects being thrown into the wolves.

>Not enjoying the moment when your pitcher jacks a surprise moonshot and the opposing pitcher looks like he wants to die.

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this

although to be fair, that obnoxious cunt should be hanged

>Freeman with the friendly banter.
Noice

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When I first heard his name and I haven’t seen his face, I assumed this guy was black.

>Current year of 2019
>Walking Brian McCann
ISHYGDT

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mendoza is so fucking annoying

Nice umpball

>BASED UMP BALL

JFC PHILLY STOP TRYING TO KILL OUR PLAYERS

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>there are literally """purists""" that get angry at reviewing things like this

>Give Braves a free base on purpose
>Uphold the call despite 10 camera angles proving otherwise
Manfred is a Braves fan

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>Wright gets a grand slam

>there are literally cocksucking faggots who post comments like this

agreed. saying the most obvious stuff and acting like its some nuanced insight is not good commentary.

braves pitcher all over the place
bitches about braves player getting hbp
>swanson wasn't even hit doofus

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>hurr durr the umps should be allowed to fuck up and no one should be allowed to do anything about it because that's how it was back in the 1920s

>get all kinds of umpball
>still cant score
lets go bravos get your shit together

I kinda want Kornheiser to replace Mendoza.

first real of baseball is what?

You seem like the type of person to get upset at someone bunting in the 9th to break up a no hitter

HE SHOOK SENPAI

>Literally 1 day before April
>Being so cold, you have to wear coats
Get your shit together Philly.

>bottom of the 2nd

Our boys are playing at Yankees-RedSox pace tonight

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Based

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>pitcher batting

oh boy, watching that free out sure was fun

glad we don't have the DH

NO HITTERRRRRRRR THROUGHHHHH TWOOOOOO

Not all pitchers can be Tim Hudson.

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I don't know what it is, but Bryce Harper looks like a faggot in a Phillies uniform. Maybe that's because he always looks like a faggot, but I'm not sure.

keep saying "ummm" harper you halfwit.

sounds like a moron

MISS YOU BUDDY

seething barvesfag mad because they don't have a superstar

MULLET POWER

Paging WSGS and Wango Bango

Harper should have been a Dodgers. He fits in that city, full of faggots and narcissistic bitches.

Donaldson gonna Donald

That's unironically what San Diego is

unironically would take freddie all day

Bravesfags used to be the most obnoxious posters on Yea Forums.

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We have Acuna, and Freeman and Folty

idiot

Who are you to doubt Ronald Acuna Jr.?

Fucking based. When will they come back?

I miss you guys so much

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Apparently ESPN wants to assure us that Harper is still standing still in the outfield, lest he hit a home run or something while on defense

LMAO

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We miss you too!

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CHOP!!!!!

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braves havent won shit since 1995

Now now, it’s what all of commiefornia is

>Realputo

JESUS CHRIST TAKE HIS COCK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO TALK JESSICA

Those days....10 years ago m8

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Hello, I like the braves

Wtf the Orioles are good?

Based pigposting

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No you don't. Nobody likes the braves

I think we need another slow mo replay of Harpers home run, it’s been two whole minutes since I saw it

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CUUUUUUUUUUUTCH

TIE GAME BABAY

Am braves fan since 1991

CUTCHHHHHHH

HARPER TIME

Why didn’t they pick two good teams to play on Sunday night baseball?

APOLOGIZE

>Player of the Game: Scott Proctor

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d

Welcome, friend. Chief Nocahoma is somewhere doing a slightly racist dance in your honor.

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Oh boy another bullpen game, so glad we have all this money we saved by not signing any real pitchers

Who does it better, Jessica Mendoza or M. Bison?
youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

Arods all right but I don't like his voice

>tfw the Ass Man used to be in the lineup

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>all this awkward ESPN banter and shoe-sniffing while a non-verbal obese green faggot is in the booth

bring back jon miller and joe morgan

#METOO

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>barves

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It's a visual metaphor for the ciy of phillidelphia

>Freddie Freeman isn't even a real leaf
Why am I even watching this game again?

>Lillies

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Why do liberals hate minorities ;-;
RIP chief
Anyone know when financial flexibility plays I hear hes supposed to be the next phenom

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I'm legitimately worried bravesbros

Soulless
Soul

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He thought Jessica wore them

lmao saved

>espn_gets_harpers_shoe.jpg

imagine the smell

thank (you)

Sniff memes are literally the worst thing I've ever experienced on Yea Forums

Yea Forums has ruined the site

Home opener is tomorrow against the Cusb. It will be ok, user.

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I can hear her southern accent from how her mouth moves. It's so weird.

Surprises is spelled wrong in that commercial, embarrassing

Fucking this.

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Reddit

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And the 2019 edition of >Mest bullying starts on the 11th.

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I googled shoe sniffing thinking it was some euphemism I'd never heard, and it turns out they were just literally sniffing shoes

>Braves fan
>Just a fantasy of an older time
Sums up the Braves perfectly

Hold on to the fucking bat butter fingers

JASH MAD

Get that racist rat Donaldson out of my Philadelphia

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seriously how the fuck did Christian Yelich turn into MVP material

that Freddie Freeman fella ain't all that bad

Went to an actual franchise

left the Miami Jeters

Freddie is a pretty swell fellow.

shame he plays for Atlanta

They won't be letting him go anytime soon. He'll probably pull a Chipper and retire as a Brave. They made sure to pay to keep him during the rebuilding.

These ESPN commentators are fucking awful.

Wright should bean him here and have a dank pitcher on pitcher fistfight

espn baseball coverage is such a fucking joke

HEY GUYS PATS OR GENOS

why do people outside philly get salty about philly inventing cheesesteaks?

How does Krystals' delicious take on the Philadelphia Cheesesteak Sandwich make you feel, Lillies?

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>camera showing the broadcasters eating shitty tourist food

This is embarrassingly bad

Literally no one is mad about that.

BRETT MYERS 2

>putting tomatoes in your cheesesteaks

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how shitty would it be to be matt vasgersian stuck in the booth with these two chucklefucks

>cheering for a batter hitting foul balls and then an easy midfield out
cringe

>Not putting mayo on your cheesesteak

I wish Joe Buck were calling this game

>embarrassingly bad
>ESPN

Checks out.

Does Jessica have herpes?

Probably, since most people do.

This umpire is embarrassingly bad

That's not Krystal's Philly.

This is youtube.com/watch?v=WOOCW7qRWJ0

>all this trash flowing over the field

>only half of it is phillies

>mayo on ANYTHING

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wow shoulda taken him out

>Braves going to the bullpen

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Hit a HR off of ME???

Why couldn’t he have waited one more batter and plunked Harper

>not dipping your fries in mayo

ouch

Nah, she fucked mostly ball players for years before getting hitched, and wearing rubbers is standard procedure to prevent getting fucked over by an gold digging thot.
>#FreeAddison

>mean jean not charging

So how long before the always-civilized Philly fans turn on Harper?

I do cheez whiz for fries

They literally booed him during his first at bat.

>all of this blatant Harper wankery

>barves bullpen

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why would a team keep such a feminine name

3 run bomb incoming

Phil is a man's name

Your mom has a feminine name.

after this strikeout

SALAMI!!

What is ESPN sitting their camera on, a goddamn spring?

see saw

well this game is over

>barves

WALK OFF WALK

My mother's name is Brick Hammerfist.

>walking in a run
is this 4D chess???

walks are good
big hit incoming

Why is the Braves pitching staff filled with rookies

>FrieBB

get this negro back in the house

Blew their wad on Sam Donaldson.

muh fahrm

BBraves BBullpen

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JASH

23M for a platoon player

He's a platoon player at best.

RBI Walk
RBI Sac Fly
This is the smallest of ball

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ignorance
why wont they sign Keuchel? they have plenty of money

u mean don uggla 2/.0

What wad? There's no salary cap

Or did they get fucked by their old GM in that regard too?

phillies pen isn't exactly super reliable so

I think if the young arms keep blowing it Kimbrel or Keuchel is going to be wearing a blue hat with an A and some sort of Native American hatchet on it

At least with Uggla who was the biggest Braveskiller in the NL East, it got him off of a competitor's team.

who the fuck would watch 162 games of baseball in 1 year

>Kimbrel
whats the point and wtf he isnt signed?

>What's the point
sure up a bullpen
>wtf isn't he signed
he wants high AAV and a lot of years. Teams seem to be willing to do one or the other.

He wants multiple years. Braves just want him for one.

And he's not Dat All Star Kimbrell any more.

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>Score two runs
>With 0 hits
Nice
>Fail to get a hit with the bases loaded
Not nice

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i think there is a baseball game going on

Stop sucking Bryce's dick for fuck sake ESPN. I know it's AIDS awareness month but enough's enough.

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

Explain

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Braves gonna take the lead because Kapler trusts Arrieta too much

The Base on Balls game. Where nobody not named Freddie can get hits, but everybody gets on base

Why is ESPN fondling Bryce Harpers nuts so much right now?

SIGN KIMBRO!!!

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Almost as if he's some kind of Superstar or something

Do the phillies have the best roster in baseball??

REAL FUCKIN' MUTO

idk mark trout doesnt get this much screentime

It's all in the script for this season.

O DUB BULL

oh double

color commentators suck

ESPN, a major TV network, with the regional public access level of sound...what the fuck are those squeaks?

theres a slight decline after 2014. Kimbrel may not be elite but hes still a great closer, and not many of those around. I guess his contract demands are just too much

cause ESPN is all about 'muh star players'
too bad for them, Harper has a fairly chill off-field personality

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bc he's in a west coast market shared by a more famous team. espn has always cared more about northeastern teams, except recently they shill the cubs too.

ESPN is trying to do what Fox does, except fox is competent

Mike Trout doesn't have that personality. He just wants to play baseball, go home, and watch the weather channel

i fuck w/ that

Why did Hunter Strickland hold this grudge against harper for so long?

smoking a beer a going to bed got work tomrrow lol go philss

why does philly have so many ni**ers?

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I don't know but the dude's out for 2 months now after couging a game for the M's already.

Why are you typing like one?

What in tarnation was that?

like, he gave up a dinger to harper in the playoffs back in like, 2015 or 2016, and went full Jose Mesa

*shuffles paper*
*leans back on creaky chair*
*lets Mendoza awkwardly have a word every minute*

lol wtf was that wind

well its the same guy who broke his hand punching the wall after blowing a save

>philthies fans throwing trash on the field

As I told you in the last thread, God is taking the trash and giving it to it's rightful owners, the Atlanta Braves

could not listen to arod repeating whatever is said in his headset anymore... listening to braves radio now. they are trashing this game... "if you are trying to introduce a child to baseball by watching this game... stop - turn on the tv and radio and do something else"

Now pitching: Madam Organ

An autistic fan of a non-playoff team

why the fuck do a lot of philly pros live in NJ. Disgusting

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Philly's entire white population (Irish and Italian are not white) might as well be niggers too now that you say that.

>public access level of sound.

Honestly, at this point ESPN views baseball the same way broadcast networks view federally mandated public service programming.

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I listened to all games when I was en employed NEET. I would drink heavily and shitpost while listening.

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>tfw dark blue area

BRUCE
HOOPER

>Bruce Hooper

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jfc atl

BRYCE HARPER

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Why is there so much fucking trash flying around the game?

>Cobb County
>relevant

braves seething

Dirty Braves """""player""""" attacking based Hoskins

The pillar of salt that is Shane Carle

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OOOOOOOOHHH SON SHIT JUST GOT REAL

BOOM

and throwing at the head now. jesus atlanta. pull yourselves togther

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It's windy you dumb nigger.

filthadelphia

>scumbag Barves trying to injure Phils hitters since they can't win

Throwing at the shoulder is now the head? Retard?

>give up a homer to harper
>get ejected TWO pitches later

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McCann 100% called that. He loves enforcing non-existent "unspoken" rules

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It follows Atlanta wherever they go

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Hit him again, after he pointed to the dugout after he pimped a walk. Stupid roided out mother fucker

Remember that time he tried to start a fight with Jose Ferandez for admiring his first ML homer

You can see the apology on the pitcher's face. it was obviously an accident. Not a Barves fan but bad call by the ump there.

t. atl fan

Here's the issue. they've been dusting him all series.

>Jose Ferandez

Jose was kinda a douche

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>they love their phillies
if they win yes. i'm from philadelphia and nobody cared about the phillies from roughly 1995-2005.
eagles fans are a different matter entirely.

He hit his first home run as a pitcher. let him has his moment.

Jesus christ who the fuck even are any of these braves relievers

and segura was hit

>2005
They cared the moment Thome came to town. I vividly remember the hype around him

Ah right, forgot it must never be windy for every other team when they play, thanks!

Remember McCann when Carlos Gomez pimped a homer?
youtube.com/watch?v=rAxJunWPDdg

>could you point your taco breath the other way thatd be great

He's captain no fun allowed

No just someone who has more than 2IQ and understands that the shoulder is not the same as the head

Guess they don't basic anatomy in Philly inner city schools, apologies

no one cares about virgin opinions like yours

Based Phillies throwin napkins in between pitcher and batter

No shit Philly is Eagles first but they love all their teams equally.

Don't be fooled by their bullshit. That was 100% called

Oh okay. I got it. Didn't see the other games.

>grug from philly
>grug tough

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t. Virgin ATL fan

yes. Thome was the beginning. I remember yelling "you suck" to Pat Burrell in like 2000 in the vet. I feel bad now but the team so horrible then. Philly will be a football town first, but baseball isn't that far behind.

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>Eagles are right up there with the patriots as super bowl favorites going into this season
>76ers are a top team in the east and have a more complete roster than the bucks
>phillies have a perfect record and the best player in baseball on an already loaded roster
>furpuck

philly is unironically the #1 sports city in america right now

This

i'm a marlins fan actually plz don't bully i don't like the barves either

>literally 15% of the games broadcast has been on or about Bryce Harper

free agency was a mistake

Pat the Bat has had this weird image rehabilitation since 2008. He wins a World Series and has his dog on parade, and suddenly people forget they hated his atrocious defense

>4 sold out games last year
yeah, real huge fans, not fair weather fans at all! Hehehe

based barves crew caring about family values

I just copped a spring training cap. Way fresher then their regular season logo

fuck boston, philly needs to dethrone them with Harper hopefully bringing 2+ WS titles and Carson with 2+ SB in their careers

phillie fans trolling the barves
>chop chant

>copped
>fresher
thanks wigger

Yeah, we all know the only real baseball fans preside in the Bronx, North Chicago, and Boston

>fuck boston
BASED

This. I'm a "4 for 4 guy" but only if the teams are currently winning. If not, fuck them until they start winning again (see: Flyers)

>this fucking ancestry commercial

this is why the europeans make fun of us, bros

The Flyers fanbase has only been recently broken. when they were the worst team in the league that year they took JVR, they still had a top attendance in the league

>shitcago
>no st. louis
cringe

Finally, Freddie "The Eternal PED" Freeman is off base

between that bimbo and 10 dugout shots of harper an inning i flipped to the red wings game

I just want the flyers to win a cup in my lifetime bros

>mfw the europoors all have islamic roots now

Harper is hitting 60 dongs this year and their is literally nothing you or your faggot team can do about it

>tfw no 73 HR season

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More like he's missing 60 games

what the fuck were those calls

Tell me about Ronald. Why does he wear the mask?

It’s cold

Very insightful comment u molechin bitch

it's 45 degrees. that's shorts weather

ARod and this dopey smoothbrain bitch are ruining the game

A Rod disrespecting the based Umpires

It's windy you dumb ni**er.

>(((ARod)))
Once a (((New Yorker))) you sell your soul

barves about to get more asspained soon

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Based idea

seethe

Philly deserves worse

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have sex

>more people care about a team and pay attention to them when they're not shit
You don't say

Absolutely based

>twitter screencaps

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It's windy you dumb ni??er

Neris pitching the 9th
>sweating intensifies image

Based Phillies gonna be 162-0

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>camera focused on Harper's bent-over ass for fifteen solid seconds
This is getting gay

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>no longer ringless
You have no power over them anymore, you overrated dead director.

Bring Fredi back?

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it's getting you?

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>neris

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Wow this ump really wants to go home

162-0?

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>liberal acquires AOC's shoe

>breathes in the cyanide gas

footfags are insufferable

>muh youth
>muh farm system
Last season was a fluke

It's windy you dumb ni!!er.

Sweep!

123 inning for neris?!?
color me surprised

Eat shit Cobb County

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gg boys

desu that joke works with conservatives as well. she's living rent free

>barves
>sandals with socks
>sweet tea
>rednecks

>barves

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Great opening series. GGs Barves

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barves lose
barves lose
barves lose

GG Lillies. We'll regroup and try to bounce back against the Cusb tomorrow.

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Tony Luke's

>no bell peppers
Perfect

Pat's is better

>1-2-3 inning for Neris

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Woodrows

She's hot as hell and hates Israel. I'd sniff her shoes.

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>nearly 400 posts
>these Barves/Lillies threads are now lively again
I like this.

Both wrong

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I hate that we were on the losing end of a sweep against the hated Phillies but I liked seeing this too. Hell, even >Shaw showed up.

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It's windy you dumb ni++er

now that's what i call a shitpost

Always feels good to see more basedball game threads on Yea Forums

>getting a cheesesteak without having to step foot in niggadelphia
based

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Fuck both of those places

>only scored five runs
What the fuck?

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fuck off

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brings me back
FUCK THE JANNIES

Giuseppe's

t. Pat and/or Geno

The dude from Geno's is actually named Joey